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CATC MAY COUNTY TIMES

FRIDAY, JOE 18, 1926. ~N|

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After the Atlantic City Hostel gave notice to the tnuni^palities of tha county that its

all needed to care for ts of its o*-n county,

The Tihes advocated the buildinc of a county hospital, not u a result of the action o f the Atlantx City institution, but rather acntuated by that action.

For years Cape May

s been dependent on the gen., erosky of its neighbors and

at 8so Ms City.

f Tends. Atlantic City has taken

care of uany

Oxm Hospital. CmJm, An ht>

this advanced step at the meeting of the board next Wednesday to present its advantages. This is an opportunity to secure hospital advantages for the enunty which should be availed of, and if the Freeholders take favorable action there is no doubt the sentiment of the county'will sustain them and that the medical profession and die service dubs of the county will do their shire in | making the welfare home a rxcesa, as well as all other civic

organizations.

FLESH DOES I0T ALWAYS KEAM HEALTH

in many. Millvilie Has

few, and even

Bridgeton an occasional case. This was mo*t kind and gener-

D.U r£5S lEOPK I). Rockefeller, happy and eighty-six, atrrjbuies his .ve kne of bfc anA *enod condition » Ah fact never “feta

first-cUss recipe for But. how many prr--re in the world who pt this method <m fci-uring id good cheer? of us bother about a lot p that aren’t worth the Mr. Rockefeller Would e these things, and so he most of us, if only we

For

e concern ny little -little matter* drat really help or birder our daily

Are you carrying more weight dun you mould for your height ? j If you afe five feet in height, ‘ you should weigh 110 pounds, j

ous of our neighbors, but who J For OTr> . , « r five feet, add wants to be dependent on their fivc ^ , half po.md*.' neighbors all die time? j -phi, con*, f rcxn IV. Charles; Tlut Cape May County needs j q iA Sweet, of Chicar\ who 1 a hospital to care for its akk being far is a more danger- j emergency cases, and espc- j <*,, occupation that that of being I dally those vnaWe to pay hospitalJocomtive engineer, thzrges, admits of no cootradk-; « More people die from over-j t ’ Ln - ' eating today dun died from ex- j The county is constantly in- ccswve drink in the wettest days] creasing in population, which before the Volstead act,'" he says, j nukes the need of such an in- He points out that life insurance; stit-tion a necessity. However, investigation* show that weight. ■ when discussing the proportion j felation to age, b a very im-1 with / prominent member of the porta.it fact in influaidng the 1 medical profession he declared. li, e ipan. Bright’s disease, dia-j such an institution could not atibetes apoplexy and heart diseases' this tone be nude self-sustaining, cauw 80 per cent, of the adult Whether this opinion is correct deaths in the United States an- 1 or not j partial solution of. the nu j|jr, and Dr. Sweet says matta is provided for under an ^usity helps along these diseases act of the Legislature of IWmore dun any otter factor. How . which permits Boards of Free- lc tr ow thin? It’s easy, for Dr. ', acquire land and con- Sweet tars: ! a

, oweei PhflaOrlrhU Ue«ger: Oi«ord struct welfare homes or to con- ■‘If, under proper medical! p, nckol iraiUlra he expended ven .existing almbouses into wcl- an individual will about COd.OOu In his Ul-«tarrest

hty oat from little acorns covers cor mental gyraSome *iny link word, :hers us. It begins lc ha mt us, apd finally'

we’ve bother

that there it nqAipg in .Club of Sea Isle Gty. these en- __ „ »wrw*te that one work, best nldorwroents being laid before ,he BE HOD TO AHHAI*

This Week By Arthur Brirhan*

Musings of the Office Cat

We get dbsws

of letters every

One Ton Tom

Ho Church to Sne

The Jail Complains ^ en jgrrrity. He’s a sure IH Cut Your Head Off » ,nMr - Ancient nil- K wo rd battle between conero liked un- , rlh , | s seldom welcomed, coujh dwarfe —<— and *tranxely Americanism: TAw. *««. Papa: defor m ed a Dtckr i aim no good." crea tores, about them. A debutante la a young nnmarIn that re- ried girl whose father Is rich. ***1' ''I“u Two heads are belter than one

changed.

In bos An-1,

gelcs :

dertakerj where typewriters are ueed unusual eoffln for double space between the linen. .Valenzuela, known to • Tnn Ton, •' >. The henpecked man can always

Don't be discouraged. Some of Jp” j the Office Cat stars submit duds.

the circus as

He weighed 945 . People paid to see h had weighed only pounds they would to see him. and it he two heads, fat or th would have paid more.

iboss the hired girl to perfection. Nobody ever gets enough. Even the locomotives run out of de-

i ! pots!

. for the United States— • stand: subdivided we

Views and Reviews

fare homes. Such an institution than is required I attempt to become Senator fro would meet the needs of ^ to carry on the combustion going 1 >dm||K lhr Prp .

if aK of

follow John Di‘» rule let anything hether him."

present almshouse in taking care on in the body, there is n of the indigent poor, it would, ^ cirt h that can pirr under the provbiom of the act,| from weight.” provide a borne for persons with J^', try i t l

a null income, but not enough: ♦or .their support, and hs'hospital' jaecooupbdatian*. would take care ^ jf emergency ca*. and th«te cases i where people could not afford to] go to city hospitals, but could pay ]

IF TOT GAH evmy day!

wars a»*d yewn

notion that early to bed

unable to pay hospital expenses.

FIRE rare WAS

JUSTIFIABLE

Justice Garrets®!,

House, fined a Whitesboro man

per-PtHber cam Alan In the thlr- 1 ty-one we»tcrn # eounlie« eoet at least |3ia.0M. The Mellon-Pepper-Plaher-Crundy expenditure* ta D-etr thlrtywlx exulern countica will hardly be Ics. , la ihi* battle royal of the dollar* the Var* campaigners were doing their best to keep up with the Pinehot bankro" and

tha Pepper-Ktshcr fund.

All factions retard as Auch

• to exploit these valuable mediums (or the movement o( trade, one glaring Instance being the effort in New York State to have the f SOO.OOO.OOO barge canal declared an unproBtable venture. Tha' battle is still pending, with able defenders of the ijiagc dilch so far holding their, own against Its foes. J. ; Hampton Moore, president of the Atlantic Deeper Wate *ay* Association, ewtimates that the propoai d canal across New Jerwy 1 from Bordentown to Morgan. 31 mile*, will bring prob-

campalgn we respectfully Inquir, • ). k it fairer to the peopl* «»( e state to have canipaigPe ■iiancei! by private fund*, or to

irk done by officials In the employ of the stale?

I* it more dishonest to off* r roomy to a legislator than to promise him an appointment io office to gain his support lor a The Governor decries "paraij-t: x centralization" of government at Washington. Yet. under Inffuencc of hi* driving lash, the Wisconsin legislature was onhe very few that approved the so-called child labor farmer* ot Wisconsin opposed so i Irongly

With "One Ton To

everybody else too fat. the trou- Don't ble k overeating or defective one* we pull It make im tabollMii. Part of our energy look omlnoua. creates new Hrsuc. When old ~ _„ lr tissue stay*, you get fat. „‘ov^a^ypewriikTpag?. Make" Bewaro of fat after Bfty. H Khort( , r lb , D th „ „ pomlble. shortens life. Don't ever come into the o The gbod Bishop William an , insist on reading your stuff Montgomery Brown, put out of | to |he office Cat. the Epsicopal Church for doing his own thinking, tried to com- , If your offering has merit It te-1 the church by legal proced- will appear in the Office Cat evea-

ure to take him back. HU lr.w-| tually. yrrs su,-d "the Protestant Epls- 1 ropai Cbuieh of the United

States of America."

But the court says there k n

such organization, no such thing j | n .. pitch imys spank your tor Bishop Brown to sue; so bis children and raise bliclers. Don't null falls to the ground. :4>aiik them and raise Bolshcvlsla.

The aged Bishop is puxxkd — ■

to know how an organization Don'' borrow your neighbor's could be real enough to throw bair brush. He saay have troubles

hin out snd not real enough to of his own.

stand . lawsuit. There are moro better cooks In

things than - -

J's fair In war.” ' :avld the old nisld to the chival-

rous invading soldier

religion.

Jerry Chamber* remember* s time when every m»n knew how

to shine hU own shoe*.

7. . , , ,, , - . i money ms iney ruuiu opt-un a*. bmitCi charges, as well as thow ,ha week for cardessue* in] , b|iy sel . votes may not

they could spend all Hot All Western Fanners Radicals

starting a brush fire, stating he j have been bought, but the results

v gat ion of sleep made

at the Mellon Institute

Research.at Pitts-

The inves.tgator* studied

thej’ slept a*> at they

after

, , been haadiil direct to the voter,

the support of the county, m ooes mg to others. , so-called "watchers" everywhere the present almshouse, which Destructive forest fires have were subsldlxed. Hundreds oi probietn. whik the money receivro V nng and Cape May County has m udr OVPr Pennsylvania, fron. those sole to pay something suffered heavily.- The majority ^ping and Sowing Into every tonri thrir BOTort »«i (“ V“ :oi iho, firo mn doc B> jeeta- «■'». w.rd ..d dl.Mom or lie heairhy, pital cart would provide means'ness, which makes them criminal. ^ ^ ito lift it above the ordinary alms- whether intentional or not. and ^ They lu.ve beiwu* and it, as its name 'they will not be broken up until come a battle of checkbook*. Thk ' would designate—a welfare home, those responsible are hunted down if no* 'be fault

This proposition has been taken like criminals and made to pay up and endorsed by the County (or their carelessness in proporMedka! Society, the County non to the damage inikted. Health League, the Kiwanis Club „1 Wildwood. «a dw Root, SHOULD -

not to wear that gulden collar aumnd their uwk* which the

primary forges.

Nor Is It the rault of polllical orgsolzatloa* and maihlue*. direct priiiiary force* these peuditum. A csm'ldale without fund*, who ha* n-. political

"angel." may a* well

Wkcnnrin Agrieulturki: Gov erhor John J. Blaine has announced hlmaalf a* a candidate for United Bum Senator Truro Wisconsin. Thk Is the highe*! honor that a stale can confer. The office demands constructive stnieMnanshlp and the people of Wiscoasin hare s right to a eleai statement from each candidate ii. dieallng his line of setion. 11 lc disappoint Ini; lnde,*l to read Governor Blaine'* t ir-.de. Three pages age devoted to inak Ing charges, both diroet and veilod. against "the money power." the "forces of read Ion.” "monopolies and trusts." "Inleriisttonal banker*." "organized wraith” and other combination) of words commonly ttsed by th>

anap-box orator.

The governor'* "announrr laent" Imves the dklln'-t Impremion that he want*

the old dxya Your stcmach pist

wasn't so dam parttvula ire all Influenced by

Students Lave protested

cause of if* federal cenltaltui'oa >K ,| nB r "unfairne** and rmalty" feature*. Is Ibe governor slr.c* ie IbjlJ loreed human beings to be

In bk Bing rl centrallxsllon of a „ religion* *ervire* ' Silence may he golden bat you ar-off government at Washing- , » pry day x,, univ<-n4ty official* can t buy the still small voice of n"? made chape) attendance no long- conscience. •» He quote* word* indicating that ...mnnlsurr l ■ - . ^ c people will no longer endure j N „. th , ^ rl „,„,r* In jail •' 1 n to w'Skflo*!!^ bat tyrannical power which th"l N Corin , hl - , n-igbborhood to which to live Artserican proplc denied '» > 1 'untab a“d cr^l" to *- 1 '“ lde > our lncotne king"; yet the people of Wkc-m- , makr lbf * to rh.pel every A f ,. w yMr * .go somebody was

They want the name right* ( advocating trial marriage* . A lot a* Yale s'udent*. But they are 0 f •„,„ arc already,

willing to go to church week, whereas the Yah

morning hobr* wW Freeholders at thrir meeting on It is important that children hlmwlf. He' la whipped before

Wrfn-U,. N« JT ,n»

’’freshness" is utually a to go into the trittcr at that household pels, and «|»rtxii> p rilu „ y „> v and dullne* of -8nd 'time the Freeholders agreed to (.regularity in feeding and water- , 0(;lCB , ramlts of the direct prt

ini!devote the necessary time next (ing. This is not only humane -ary .ytem.

not offer j I***" ,0 ,h,,,k political ball

body and I Ktion for ao

have

THIS FOR

IT THE BtLL -twenty-live was since |91D, in . wr taxes exceeded diridcods

If ib« outraged

citizen who look* with horror this buying and wiling ol

Wednesday to hear the advocate* education, but incidentally it is of the proposition and go thor-; teaching children continuous ap- nomination* doc- not like It. he ' Th.I t.-Oo'V'II •(■!«'>» Tud, chiWmi ■« _ j feu ,„d u-tuln» ^ It, r"«"' •" li '' n V * 0 " U ^ Tkf Vd»« oCtaUrf W.tow»T> . , I . treated as they thetnsdve* would Atlantic City Prof*: With the

of other year* rather

problem* of today. II- iuy* groat deal about the nlnlul u*e money to political campalgti* a In connection with I•gi*ls1l( Granting the fact that moncy requlred to operate a polltl'

r elec-1 '

sin have frequent

fact' that i

ballot appe: r. not a* the roof public noiuinsfioii. but according to the dictate* of a huidful o' elate off lei* l* who meet "under the dome' at MiuUadn. Will Governor Blaine give us hi* view* on real representative gov-crnm-ni? We aak these tjurotlnn* ami make theee comroentu in

all sincerity.

One advankre the bos* has is then be U too lazy to work he

an think be Is thinking.

• Couldn’t Feast His Eyes

mended the right to slay sway altogether. This show* how careful we rhould be to vet a wl(h

good example. many reprieves the rope industry The Preach Mlnkter of Jn-ldoezn't get half a chance, dustry discovers thal fashion can; - FolJr< j - .narled the chocolate nation's proaperity. b>r M |t went (h ron gh the wrap-

ping machine.

raii-inn on ti A'allcr. — piece?"

Vrtalnly.- want

Tampa (Fla.)

Fool Qcestion 7U44B96

"Pardon :ir. but could you tell me where I could gel a drink?" "Mister. I'm In th* street car biudnruv and only a street ex* motor man. You're the third man tbi* morning who has niirtaken in, fo. a policeman."

HUbmergence |

would conn- from the u--..iegg«r*. ' hijacker* and night clubs or from j

high final

In all age* good men have worried about the general <ondltion of moral*. One fine Homan emperor had to dkclpllne

HOME, DAD AND THE BOY By FRANK H. CIIEUEY

own daughti

| how the human race manage* l [ ; Ktagger along, gradually iniprte | . Ing. Every new generation, t--B new bom baby. I* a clean |

Z7, r liZEic M.y, MU. be .*..=a. C«»a,r»-n I»

.be .a,; *™»a h “-

tk. rwVII, iKro*oi r.ubk. of ■»*•••> «'b«h *1 «o u,

the county such an institution the human rac*.

can be financed without becoming "

f* devote net earnings j burdensome, and that it will nurk ^ CI.EVEI*AND man died out of every 4, to psy-j* long step forward in humini- w ; t j )OU t km—without a relstivr toxe*. 'tartan work in the county, plac- if) th( , His sixteen thou *bt and taxes of State h in the front rank of pro- estate has been hinted u governments sre in- growtvc communities, see phases (ll(| . fo ,br gislr. 'There is s more* rapidly, than tbe’of the wtuation which can be errjf tragedy in the absolute ■!■»- I Uxes of the national easily demonstrated. appearance of a tamily fron thr nt are being reduced. [„ tetting aside a time for the { Mr Q f the earth, to survive for «nd local taxation con- | K . JLII „ C lt evidence of the interest , rll t u he* and then to pau eti«n important part «f high o} ^ Freeholders in the proposi , ire l y out of life's picture. I'ving. ition and as the board is made up imo of local expenditures 0 j jorwxrd looking, progressive is not the ’T “' L ' k ' “”1 ,b "' « ^ • l ” b ' W Il« Prime Sfinute,. o( *» ox oi t ,„ .h, minrr io*U«o.> Tt ‘ j, tl ,

«» •w.nn.q. '.tmi-ibeiV .ooxl,r..i»> . !»■»

— ! eH) presented to them. Io Un* .■ , .. r ,, L world is not made for end tbrir dsould be a large and W bat will t"-vom* ot tU* w laelllik* ♦or the timroughlv -eprrocntativ r ddegs , , r( uwUm wh -u wosvco eol*r ] progtabi) -George W. Curtis. W. from the bodies advocating the diplomatic aer.laa?

Atlantic City

newi-d inleroat ti

m'tit ot toland canals ol tranuportallon. th»-n- has com* enlightenment as to the benefit* throe mean* of communication bestow upon the people. Heal «*lste men of Philadelphia roreSily made the discovery that u di«-p<‘r channel of thr Dekwaro Riser brought to Phllxrielpbia p«»rl.-» wafr commerc, that left about .• y*ar wiih the mrrehant* for supplies and equipment. >Mi jarring .eali * Mich ben. fit k being readi-red to every town and i along •hi Aiknllr neabosrd <! air ursr telaud watrinayt. by

Ike vtolialton barge*. Men and

boat* inu*' obtain furl t

ruppUro all along tbi- Hue They ( ! buy oil and pi<>< t*lou» and are i --oa*iautiy dropptng tsonvy In the) ‘ ' romuiuniin • wher* tayr *tu|i j Water nnnopwriatiou I* belni: i 1 app<rotated and the mutt-nn nt ! I *inro- the war b*» been a trollee-j j

j *>4* *'ep toward proi

Many Dad OeU Elected be Ib-eaUM- they believe In boy gaur’• and. luMcad of forbidding The Troast their son* tin- privilege of such Bureau of Ktfii ezperbrici-. they keep Ih.nmelvrw t:ompany. rum Iworiby to be eleeied honorary fariun-r*. and number* ol the bunch and re- stainlnui. roni warded with thi 'paivword." Uerause they brilevt- that rleanllni i» next to godlinea* and piartire it consistently them-

e* inside and out.

ccauiH* they abhor vulgar 1 thing, but keenly appreciate barly wherever thiy find It; in

> old.

II—Frl

and Irovd ' -

•■abllsbed

thwy .an

f ol Old Dame Nature as they w tbemaelvro know, and through I] j auch acgustotance. lend them on

Ti * to a finer apprrodatlon of God nt

• Brand, lour year

obedient HI* father adat lie had threatened to

boyY bend off. hoping

• at might frighten him _ -dh-tirc. it had not that I ti—iiai Oa Monday Jame* Brand 1 JJ J) axe and trying to carry i- t, lalhrr'a Idea, rul off the J, *,15.’ r hi* lliile l.i-olner. qgedlik-y-,'

He killed i he brother

n Imitate their parents, i ?V_ m’ ■ful how you threaten, or ( **' -xa tuple. as—n

TIDE TABLE FOR JUHE

make* silk*, velvets. („, feather*, rule* fashion.- Women

hate been using little material He Wanted to Know Why—Conm their dresses, and Pronrb ln-.ii a ctor Inquired When Struck By dusirlia nave suffered. Thai I* Auto -Headline ‘* ' r —“ ,B, * *

lo change. Soon American wo Globe, men will find tbenuelve* wearing longer skirl*, fashion* call- 1

ing for many ya-d* of goods. Why does rhe waste her money Kecrotniy lltmver. in an able Buying powder and palft. -peech. worries about our n a- Trying to make herself appear tlonal rnorak. "The moral and ^ke something that dhe aln t. r.piritual may be .ubmerged by prob)bltkm not proour great nm erlal sueeess. He b|bu i, ulbcr Ogden has noticed did not say whether submergence,^ (bere cre ^ o#>r ^ ^

men with pin-cushion noses as

there used to be.

A Hebrew stepped up to the railroad tlcaet office window and said: "Mecaler, I vant a ticket to

Springfield."

Which Springfield?" " '

ticket seller. Springfield.

Muss.?"

The traveler looked thoughtful P**'' for a minute, and (hen asked In

mury of progress -which k tha cheapest.

Meeater?”

iy DrparUneat. -where can I find a bootlegger'" b riry. « rauc and mqulrod a strangle. I.ry paper manti -Well-er-h’in.” replied the knd- «*" Bur. an of lbP mvern at Pea Ridge. Incd. offer long -j n on - k generally give toformariee that the life llon help fellera break the Uw. bill k only six |, ut u -

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Low Tigs

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work to Hi* world.

breakfaat nook U all right n Sm. mes. It makea a quite con-;

•ntant place for a nolitarc game su- Wed.

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