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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

niBAT, AUGUST «. 19H.

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«ny profram, political policy or ■CittMn whicL tewh to iottr « BW CSZVGE rej* or dncourafc aound govern- J We are (juite accustomed to almertt and arfe business cwiditicoa,|u^i ng » *e United State* as a destroy our prosperity and .country of big thUip. This has our savings just a surely « un-lgoteer. to be a kind of profligate I place phrase or slogan, as it were, thing will « up the fnsurwrx{but « wonder how many people bow big the country On every one of ut rests t^ (realty ia. This

maintaining

b.WE conditioM that exist in our jly io looking over the agricu^ural We cannot paw j product tom of a single State— the buck to someone else. WejWiaconain—in an agricultural

of '

cal experiments. The mcm the

peculations without paying the {knows about Wisconsin is Am in fiddle;. We‘have thousands of (the days before Mr. Volstead beyears of experience to profit by,(came so prominent, it and if we fail to heed the basons (beer "that made Milwaukee which are written on the pegts of j fatuous," and it produced a polij history, we will have no one butjtician that made a peck of trouble ouredves to blame for seeking ajfor the Republican party—Robert | fool's paruite which exists only j LaFoOcttu But Wisconsin

RIDING THE RANGE

By A. B CHAPIN

Qm DOOfr STt>0» Cow Bovc Iftt^

, lit* of A- world', s to work bard for a

' in the rosy brain of a

dreamer.

THE TILLAGE IS TH£ , 00R5EMT0HE Let's bear no mwt about’ Ac : decay of the American village. C Lather Fry, writing a se- ■ port of the Institute of Social and ' Religious Research, say* that, coo- : wary to the general impression, ti* village of America is growing > in numerical and social import-

•ce.

In Ac past twenty year* vfliagm have increased from five tc

1 ably more than the nation's popuMn as a whole. In three out 1 of eight region* villages 1 grown faster even than the odea. Since village mother* have fewer ’ chadren than thorn on the farm.

l whether Ae trek from the open

r district does not lead to

1 the village as much as to the city.

Mr. Fry’s findings disclose the

one of the really great produci.ig States of the Union. The annual production of her dairy herds exin value all A* gold mined in the United States and her pocin the last twenty-five Her huts Uy $29,000,000 worth of eggs each year. T are pretty tidy sums, but they are merely a brginning. The State thk year will harvest 2,590,000 acres of oats, 3.501,000

2^30,000 of com.

Her barley fields cover 430,001 acres, her rye crop 330,000 acres, and Ae wiU have 100,000 acres of wheat with which to f{e. people. To help fill the pur* of her fanners Ae Badger State will gather 240,000 acres of potatoes, put 40.000 acres or tobacco and 14,000 acres ef cabbsge. In ad dirio.. she raises sugar bites,

cranberries be-

Ae quefrion aide* acres of orchard fruits, and

Blue for Bees—Hot Flies Only *230,000,000 Plump Girls Fashionable What Is Death t Wha

Bight per'ert

t h e r

w lw.

A. BRISBANE

ail are producing welL To help keep the wolf fiom Ae door Ae State has Urge tex-

tile

American villages as the citadel of /riur

' 000,000 An eight, live

nbftfchigciiyw^ the oAe*. Over 12,ericam, one of ^rery in villages. Three

This b .jure one State and oat

_« ctenmonly ratwi as agncdferrsl Stt^eSife.

Suriy Afe h a country of Ug

Ksalitek form of t where the State <

idire by hgislitive edict.

States of Cali- , l, WaAmgtoR. No

firmer*. In Ae Middle Western veiages, for instance, only a little ore than one-tenA of Ae pepurion maka k living on the farm. The village, of hum 250 S> 2500 papulation, b primarily a

cak manufacturing city, acl » Mr. Fit's wmey. He As* Ae largest single ecogroups in vilUge* are unUhorers. working in mar.urig plants, and “propriemre, i and managers." Ac latte! ; , proportion to Ae ^ r cent, greater than & Ae

Not win then calmnew bo

la the least a sUchl upon the gallant fame of Robert E. Lee. whom the monum-nu.1 highway

Icteaded to commemorate

A project which eoni«nplat. >e free gift pJ private owners of

a 510-foot lishf of v

(he continent, the eonstruction by State and municipal gorernmenta ef the 320-foot road and lla parkways and the blare of trumpets for the promoters, contributing

- ^ ntethei property nor construction. arrange to aU In this county^Thy 9oeBtl p,,,, w » y from reason Mk^Ma to clear that Ufa ^ ^ hare high-

3. 1>I4-

Cape May County TIKES. Saa Ue City. Naw Jersey: Gentelmen—tp. the last tmua

or yovr paper, you printed aa editorial eatiUed “Monkey Wrench In the Whwis c« Jhatlce," In which there appeira a

ty jaU awaiting special trial and that this can

oeriy when Judjre Bartlett can

0IS WAT BOAS

[EXT 0IX0TAS0S

Core have been

dopt one-way streets i

handle traffic. TV suburban i try district* will aoon have dope one-way roads to handle the ever-increaring traffic for which Acre dets not appe-.r to V enough room on Ae road* as

rutted. Thb b espe-

aislly true of those Aoroughfares

leading to the

4 ■kO* - - - - , . burden through the absence of a permanent Judge In the count-. On Friday late, there were

only two persons

JaU

unable to distinguish re< from blue Why Is a col or-bllnd worn an unknown Kow da you explain the c xirsordlnary

(act that many women, absolutely blind, tan distinguish colors by reeling: for Instance, colon of yarns that they harvUc? Why do blind women sorting yarn In LondoiK^lIkc blue “

dislike red?

More Important because ll practical, why do flies dislike Mue? Paint your kitchen blight blue and you have fewer flies. On the other Wand. If i— ! paint beehives blue, the bees will ‘be happier. Perhaps It Is because t-eea enjoy themselves under tbe blue sky. while flies like to >e out of the sunlight and away from the blue sky. In a blue kitchen they may 'hink they are outdoors under the sky. They

are not very bright.

Preferred stock of Standard Oil New Jersey payr 7 per cent. Money Is cheap. 7 per cent Interest isn’t businesslike, and the New Jersey Standard Oil Com-

buy tires for the Arc i Pany plans *.o bay back all its engine and asking the Sheriff of preferred stock, paying owners the county to patrol the streets *115 for a *10* ~rtltea!e. Thu. 1* simply an evaalon Of duty by *210.*00.<H»» operation Isn’t eonthe local authorities. Perhaps sldered big In our day. One mllthere has been waste of the pub- »'*" dollars used 'o mske men

lie funds and a piling up of debt shiver No»

charges so that current Income .unit that ONE BILLION lr tba has been arriously effected. But mark that really btg men shoot 1, is unbelievable that tbe people jaL The TRILI JON AIRE 1. com-

ot Warren or any other common- nS-

Uy are unable to conduct their j.nauree establish public business in accordsnce with j Th '' wim J,P *

munlty Is enjoying employment and prosperity and the city government has the right of taxation i as a means of fairing the funds I for Its conduct. Taking up col- * lections among the town’s bus!-

Musings of the Office Cat

A lot of women would rather have an ounce of operation than

a pound of cure.

Ufa. snaps Foster Goslln. Is Just one wish after another that you’d doae aa^athing else. The way aow girlies talk you’d think they wore vaccinated with phonograph needles. A Townsend Inlet boarder aayk he knows a landlady vsfco la to stingy that she heals our kBfvae re qan’t use so much butter.

We have just been i

If Ae time will ever come when others will think as much of Ml I we think of nurselvoa. Vwi. I One man s-ys It takes .courage to run liquor Into this country. But It takes more courage to drink It after It is run la.

trial

peaed of. Tba delays

lag of the cases are due to the

The opening ^ tetaonsra to have t*^:

^ ' gre»<l l«ry pass oa <helr

Delaware bndge aetens to v#ry tnUy

W. H. CAMPBELL. Jr.

way troubles of their

A gfxty-foot speedway and two talrty-foot slow-trsvel lines would make a wonderful layout But

Jersey motor experts ksow

thing about 'raffle problems. They know that certain highways need widening. They also know that It la unwise to provide too mu Lratflc space tc one route, becat this Inevitably attracts so much iwa. Further i trmTe j M y, create congestion. AM the Ksglne-riug practice shows that ' It In wise to widen highway* up to a certain point, but that beyond this point It Is better to build octlrely separate parallel roads, and keep the traffic from all bunching into one route.

tejorky at |

ervstivc, dominates Ae v3 and it « iittlr danger of d»- ’ twrfcaacr. It is further ' —mid here's a major point favor of the village—by Ae la!*e ortion of h re wiit* A

Ae oty.

So Ae vrUagr ■ aafe and sound, i good place to live in, a good dm* for hurinem. a pillar of -one* Americanism. We ■Rung for Ae village and Ae

have accentuated this problem, as cm a «W line of cars from aga to Westville, and the White Horae pike so badly amid that Ac motorists blocked all traffic at Egg Harbor as a

' Doe Hughes say It’s natural for boys to follow the lint of least resistance, especially If It* the waist line. “To ho.’’ said the cnilud gentleman to the overseer as ’ ha ‘ i threw down his tools and quit

the farm!

A friend of our- clasalflcs meat of the stuff sou. out by the prasg agents under Ae bead of Iropro-

g Uganda.

The Height of Laziness Here Is a man who drinks saH water with his meals so he won’t have to season his food. Eh-xd-bcat Is strictly an American word, but Frank McCray lys the dead-beat himself works in all languages. Another prlxe one-piece skull Is tbe man who says, T o—n no property so I don’t have to p<T any taxes.” Ed Foster thinks s gtri caa on tell whether there arc talent ions back of a young man’s

attentions.

Wl* W«rren u, | Io bo 'Tin rfSSSFttm davote | » l,h No H *‘ ni .oo helpless and stupid • Florence Zlegfeld. who con-

to do so. J ti nt „ s "glorifying the American

{girl.” but insists that she ’ A Little Over Zealotu -modestly dressed." says ”1 Atlantic City Preas: An over-j plumper girl Is coming In.” I

xealous Somers Point policeman. ’ predicts disappearance of t ho is chief and all the trim-1 prevailing type that looks half !

mlngs at tbe lobster palace bafH- : starved ui h result of dieting,

wick, found a group of boys bath-: That’s good news for the tired leg si night without the formal- \ business man who sits in trout, tty of wearing suit*. 'still better news for the other A* has been the custom of man »bo srsnta the next gene,-a-"kids” since cops were Invented., tion to be worth while, and fe« the youths fled when Ae badge 1 trouble when the half starved of auAority was discernible In mothers grow np and take hold , Ae distance, and Ae chief gath- of the nation. i» ered up all the lads’ clothes and j ! took them to the police station. Thirteen burned to death ta,

leaving Ae boys to cower naked ’ mountain inn at Haines Falla. . . ] "Littk" riiwurot the bushes along Aort flgh.-! Y.. cannot ^n.Ifl*d “-JS ““ lr

ing moequltoes ms best they could, go A Ae grave with religious V" * . . . mother. n, «ua b, -uhed b>«^ : »r=;rj”, 1 ” ll “ ,ra ” ■

th. hov. In Claim their clothes CatboUc rites were celebrated. I _ But he. I

’Willie, will you run to tba

store for me?”

“Yes. n.other. Do you mean the chain store, or havea’t you

got any money?"

A dentist In a small village In a sparsely settled part of New York State had extracted a tooth for an extremely nervous woman. She admitted that she bag no money with which to pay tba

l IM

charge Ae amount.”

w-sraL I’m Aat t an’t think flow

. I altera call him g*!"

very avidast Aat tbe seed Ae real tateat of our article, which was •hat to deprive the county of a regularly apgotated Judge to eoadact the legal affaire of Ae

City Threw* Up A? Sponge Philadelphia Inquirer: Tbe anmneed plight of Warren. Ohio, a shameful confession by an American community that it can-

not—or rather will not—provldeiso they could be Identlfled. . .

itself with tbe ordinary services Tbit Ae youngsters could no’ •***- If 'here h»y» o - of poUee and lire protection and very well traverse Somers Point j Buddhtst. Mohammcttaa^ar. AmAe conveniences of btreets, newer- streets In the ’’.ll together ” »P- fu = " ,.k! hli eha^re age and atreet lighting. parently did not strike the chief, will have to take his chance.

It U sheer nonsense to declare nor did hr see any wrong In sub-

tkat this dty of some 35.000

either bankrupt or

Philadelphia to Atlarric City mid rice versa is mow Ae ooly solo

of the preUero re Aar rerartj

and aa Ae Cape May County «- ,**». view. Aa to the

Aran be-1 prtaarsra swatting trial at Ae mJutioi ,ta »- » mwe is

ctdeat la 'be lm*e wad our ctla-

urili have to he adopted re relieve liom vaa bamd oa Utarmattoo the conffEteion A-l is bound M gathered by a TIMES reporter on Ae roods tending mlo 1 wko

with poverty. The com-) for going In swimming.

. .a-i Mf- S*" 1 wing.

the youngsters to of the D n Leon Tong.

' i the electric chair, but

stings of Insects as “unlshment

i a very few year*.

prisoners who had asked

Hits county. i for a special trial and those This b a p'->4eo which should awaiting the actios of As grand -rmunand Ac attention of Ae ,ur7 ’ Bul 11 lh ® uuimano roc at* exceptioa to our statement State Highway CteBmissam 'vrt he should quote or A« year following, article said: “At this time there The engineer* of that : ,r * • on “ Prisoners t ne engmeera o , ln ^ coumy j^u. , namber of body should he interucted to com-; thlaB a »aju«g trial. ” This Is t U study the prob-1 qaite a different statotnebt to tbe Ion mid plan for its solution < notation of tae Proaecutor

► "that some twenty-odd persons

Growth ol the resort* will ar( , the county Jail nman increased ra-ablc*. which awaiting special sessions trial." "l^ll mta, *< to , Urc-r It -Ot too W.,

is j , . , r .. tor • trial they are eo-

l O. C el ! ** re 01 mOOCr W tbe pu '' tilled t. t. and the county en- _ [pose of giving there Ae oecemary titled to be freed of Ae expense '*• a p r-wJ rWnuehfares to accoramo- <A maintaining then: and any U * *°* < °' w ‘ krr t‘ ** ,nT

, date the tratec reeking to reacn abl ^ pnd u thwarl , >a tb ,. onwiy

pert, MOVIE ET1QUETTF—Re-} there. proeera of justice. — Edtttr

! on' member Aat people prefer! When Ak has been done and TIMES.)

i have good wages and to have Ae plot of a film ur.fald j Ae traffic ronttnuto to grow, it

THE law requires At City _ Treasurer's report to be puMiah-

an anyone recall Sea Isle Ctey ’

, t-ofctor, S . tio-tn.'. rep. ’ _ ory h not at fault it

, winch have rro-lted — » Mm,th ■

] port was i<* Ac reonA of Ja*

Irfe's

first gave orders for burial Ices, both Chinese and Christian He was never * Christian, but told his friends that the electric chair being unknown to Chinese

gods, they might have ro provision for a corpse from that j be cries source. | Never stop: Christians having Invented tbe| Won - t B |, U p_

; electric chair. A.iibdem have

t tbe doctor brought

Ain’t It queer?

And you’d think Aat be was

He’s so red;

And his none is like a herty. And he’s bald as Unde Jerry

On his head.

God 'hat would know what to do with the remains, so the thoughtful Chinese decided on both religion* for the funeral

service.

i. why doesn’t father change

him

At Ac shop?

Now. we’ve

him.

o dress and feed

We spend our Uvea watehlnr men and women pasetne through

I, "iAn.1 I o«^U- *»* .W Ulh, all have tbeorle*. but uotxeiy v u. VI— -r. i

'apart from fal'a has any knowleoge of the door. By and by our time comes, and we go.

then we know—perhaps.

Should have boeght him when I’d

rather

Have a dog!

This may not Jer

Philadelphia Bulletin: r will probably re*ui

New,

ef s newt »y%dtaUs, by eating plus food sad waUaptng thr UtTlr .Ltr toil .orr tba links whenever there is a let «p

af Front Page Stone*

It may have ben ttot lu* Wrth

glass gbsfl.la., M«—b»d to As With Mr I ladlin’*

Folk.

itrelf and not have Am plessure' will far tiose

t its ahU- spoiled by having it rmi before-’douNe-deric road

t bod enough re be be Ac pipe dreati it no*, appears

t of seats^to be, either. In tome section* it ,1,1,^^ wbo plan a iraas-™.- h, be, M •i* a poasibility of Ae near future. 1 MnrDlAl highway 320 feet wide; as i^s yaath aad

piae»,*I|r Vwr, .,, ta be ready alwityv by .'I site a sissple dirt that eas

excited over tbe deaevat) ■°r*

Trenton of a couple of | .bre,, A^ Mr llaskia »*• BO e*

peaprrtwv late eseti

work ideal, i has Int o

*(22 pUw i

Sir Alfred Mmd tells Brltala’s Society ot Chemical Industry 'bat eeimre will control genius, moral* and sex. and also prolong

youth.

Sex has been put beyond our ,. nir»l Men’s vanity would call tor Ion many boy*. . What we rail "mormla” Is rvflerfloa of the tlmea In which we live. Mart, always trying to', i*_\v!T ree a Hi lie better than he really ; ri-Thu™ ta. Improves gradually. ijlTui. :: —ts—Bun Girl (alipplng on new engage ;i_T.ire, ■tent ting)—You’ve bit on ray w -d favorite atone, old thing, which ta more than the others did. :' Sat. Man —It's I he same kind 11 ^ SSJ, .tana 11 y buy. ;i-Tuc»

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