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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 19. 1926.

I County Tunes ' *pom diversion to the limit—not i ih« 8*>\ 1>I« city I ^ ut t * ,at arc good in their • sphere—why not give the work ■ KrKUy by the 'diversion a fair trial?

But

pest have grown from $25,000 a year to $150,000. In all. several million dollars have been spent in the tight against the gypsy moth,

j remedy this c

one of the chief needs to ^ ut f ^ r infested area has grown

crime propensity

rras*rtian ot the home influence. It is no use denying that this fluence has entirely broken down.

Parents do not know

l A*tuny Avenue

Wly Bmch Avenue

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> KEEP

UP

PROPAGANDA

large part

joi the time where their children I are not what they arc doing, and South | if they do know they seem power- ‘ ' j l « s to control them. There is no ; use trying to shift responsibility, parents are responsible for this situation. There is a screw loose somewhere and it is up to the parents to find out where it is and apply the remedy. The complex social conditions oi today make it , necessary for father and mother to give more thought to the means of controlling John and Man. Out after all is said and done they want to get back to the bedrock principles of Christian parental {love and control. The most poj trntiai remedy for the crime situation lies right at the heartaistone. j and it investigation proves that

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igt that former, through foreign immigration the Eld red ge should | hearthstone. figuratively speaking. • public addresses | h** largely erased to exist in our I the ii reasuig j congested centers oi population, firfi confronts the fhen it is time to start

Judge's contact orld through on the bench tly natural that hr with the »• it with

sionary crusade right at home instead of in Asia and Africa. We had better dean our own door-

step firs:

Another force that needs an awakening in this matter of look-

t the figuirs show- ing after the young is the church.

j lake the home, the church has

1 figures, how- 1 broken down in this particular.

t not seen among

and that o< these

f Tribune edi■naive luxury. •charging that SgJmtrd States

ith the appropriations. Four or five years ago the Japanese fruit beetle found its way into this country, supposedly on iris roots, imported from Japan. Whole sections in New Jersey. Delaware and Pennsylvania bear witness to its destructiveness. Fruit trees, grape vines, shade trees and gardens have been rav-l aged by the Japanese fruit beetle.! in these sections. And it is marching to other regions despite attempts to control it. Westward across the com belt goes the corn borer. It lias the farmers in the Middle West vast sums. And the com borer was introduced into the’ United States from Germany. The Doll weevil crossed the Rio (Irande from Mexico as a stowaway. At present the Mediterranean fruit flv is crossing the Atlantic on shipments of white grapes. The list might be extended indefinitely. Hundreds of these "undesirable aliens" have come to the United States in similar fashion, and have thrived here at the expense of our farmers and fruit raisers. They are costly, these foreign pests. And no one will argue that these "undesirable aliens" should be allowed to enter the United States. The most drastic steps by the Federal Horticultural Board to curb their inflow will he

welcomed.

Usually doctors much ha rdei d Incise.

Musings of the Office Cat

Gladys: What are your iwo highest ambitions? Sanim> . Blondes and brun-

Th>- modernist says: “Therd ain't no such thing as hell.” The Fundamentalists answer^ The Hell there ain't!’'

Should I marry a

Mr. Green and his Federation ol laibor will no doubt advocate the right kind of preparedness. A great tiattle fleet in the air. another below the water. Sub-i marines to destroy enemy ships as they come; airplanes to beat off airships, sink enemy merchantmen and war vessels. Those are the things this country needs.

Ur. Julius Way’s idea of a prise chump is the business man who told bis wife that he bad th» fastest stenographer In tl. - city!

There's no Justice, snaps Judge I-evln. If you make out your income tax correctly you go the ponrbousu. If you don’t you go

oo fat doesn’t necesn over-eating. Often defective metabolism,

part imperfect elimination. A prisoner ! fed on bread and water for two

gained three pounds. The and water diet put his sys-

Mal: Whan did swimmipg become a national sport In Scot-

land?

Ral: Hurry It along. Mai: When they erected toll bridges.

but the church cannot do thi*

properlt unless it has the means j LEGISLATURE BLOCKS wherewith to work and today all | njDQESHIP APPOINTMENT

over the land there are too many hall-starved churches and preachers attempting to give their hearts to uplift work on salaries that a ditch digger would laugh at. It is no wonder that the church fails

ast> America entire war

Politicial leaders sometime* c

positio:. of beach owners

with their properly.

The beach, as much as the! weeks open sea. one is ready to agree. | bread

1 [ought to be free to the public. If tern tc

I the State would undertake such 1

la step it would be done likely Mothers and fathers should he “with an eye to make It fli.ance: fac « ,hn ' «“ bl1

Hold-Dps As Employment Haraids, "M* «rowth of the Magic City to| lt8elf . t<1 pro(iurH enough revem. h- Increasing among young ^ „ , , »n . sen greater extent than vast lhrough i cus „ or mils to llqui-: * irls 0,r,! ' often sUr ' e ,hem ' Pleasantville Press: In the , „ la i. d-relopmenta. Or even dale th; |nv c .-ments and meet lw - |ve * ,hin »nd tubercujudgm. nt of the Supreme 'onf- biilliiings. They are creators of I upkeep cost. * erms »«“»«* » w, ‘ak hod?

of New Jersey Injuries in bold-] we , |tll distributors of money.; The suggestion of tb- Brooklyn , - - — be regarded ar »n'»ng • ^,^1^.,.,^ of Iab0 r. consumers of | j, I( , B .. hlls thl . nier n 0 f dlrectlpg

public attention to the fact tha.

Customer: pound steak. Customer (again): Hey you, you r- giving me a piece of bone. Butcher (flnallyt: Oh. no. I’m not. You're paying for it.

I a yot-jand that ministers fail. Scoff at about $3.- lt ** some may. the church, with it diverted. ^ hmne. is the great balance

wherf that keeps our social craft on an even keel. The "Manufacterrr." a Pacific coast business publication, battling for better

by Europe, j business and industrial conditions.

the makes a plea for the support of [ churches of all denominations. | It contends that churches standi for good business and economic conditions—religion is related to the social order, family life, pub-

lic and private morality.

’’If only one member of a family attends church, or one of r children goes to Sunday tool, the cause of religion .»

jrthy of family support.

i-1 the ordinary hazards of Industry llMJIpriBls Th ,. y promote

ntt «. b< vra,J ihc end,' of ihdr'i — '**»*>• - i acted under the States comp n-1 TheBe industries have been esnoso. Ibis seems to De tnc use „ a „ on law The learned Justice- lo provide for the wants

with the New Jersey Legislative' of th highest Jersey tribunal j lhe ppopi,. ln tb e Miami dig- principle.

Inders if dispatches from Trenton i U ?°L.I.® *** .‘"v ,! ‘ ct ’ " 10 P‘ oduco 600d ' i . j c a- case of Michael Willner. of Nr» - , favorable clrcumstanees for arc correct. Instead ot adjourn- a|k ^p,. Ih p hold-up m. n pui RU ^ m p nl to other points. In the ing after completing their little | the name of Samuel Klatz. his | f oril „ , epp they clearly show business on Monday night, the! employr- o" ,h, -‘l r Hs’ 'ictjms. j lh CTlus | n population which , . i i ..n, who w"* pre*“nt •honf mags ncoeanry such increases In legislature simply recessed until |lhl> robbers called, did not t*l»' _ .^Juairial activitiea, and the conJanuary 11. at which time thejhis hands as promptly a. that fl,i ence i,pi d regard to the funew I>rgislaturc will come into response is usually made. He was unv th p latter instance a r , * hot » nrt dangerously woundotl.i manufacturera bring wealth into being. A 1 renton dispatch «- he Ewx coOnty Court o. Com-1 a ct , y . furnk!h permanent employplains .this action in these words: J mo n Pleas found he was on- ment and t e nd to enhance all

Hied to f 1 "00 und->r the work-1 values.

gnirfi for crimr (nt on highway*, c-halt w ould in Ut the national I inhabitant $R3

o crane rom-

ul* costing that j

The Republicans thus are in a position tu block the (Rivernor should he desire to make ad interim appointments to a number of vacancies. It was understood to be th - plan of the Executive to make such an appointment in the case o( former Judge Henry Eldredge. to he Common Pleaa Court bench of Cape May County.

What c

either oily In the coun-

offer such Industrial ' progress as this?

' The Man -very family

r pleads that

The Republic;

'' placed themselves in a position I block the re-appointment

havt

iork and a wider ' influence would

organisation,

i 'There are too nuu ' ed and improperl'

I chut

is the J

j Thi* » sound doctri 'Ithe very last analysis

| home and chinch to which mt j must look to Mine the present

i i jurist wanted b. the |>eoplr oi p^, ,i, a t something might hapinnual budget x j ^j a y bounty, regardless of | pen. The bank messenger, the

bu, „»o,

I public opinion, and their action aroun(1 them are subject to th;

•ill not increase the party stand- risk." Clearly there Is here

ing among that increasing class of j****®*® 1 of f,cl no1 ,0 ^ de '

persons, the independent voter. The State Senator from this Will Ignore Darrow

county has issued a challenge to u|ouCM( , the people of the county over this i ciarenc--

appointment and they are Milling to accept the defi.

itpeiisation law. Th Conrt confirms the ac , Hon'ol the coun below.

, The question as defined by thi

: hi,her r.»r, ... whetlrr or SUtf-O.llrf BmtM.

. such a hold-up. where employe i i

and employee were working t«-| Atlantic City Press—The regether. could reasonably be ant |. creational opportunities of the elpated a-connected with Hi - em- '"aches along the entli • coast of -iloyme.. . "In these times. " said N, ‘ w J *' r «’> ' ,ho,,l,l b '- Perpetually I ,he court "when such events arc iorared to the public, argued

than daily occurrence ! Judge F. Taylor, of Brooklyn, •an be only onej bB,oro ,be erosion conference

answer. As a matter ot common eulled by tbe New Jersey Board

knowledge, every employee with J 01

money ot his employer In his

• think there <

, half-*tarv- j supported i.

ith Insufficient blood supply. The responsibility is with parti Is that lose all control ot their

beloa. i. 11, p-ipl,--™''"’; b,y»»<l "" . ibun lo ladhiduaS .„d' S..«r ,.l bill..

lib Uiat Human beings cost money to

1 raise and many are not worth It all. tbe imperfect being all pre-

Baigain Counter Justice served, and children of the ablest

Foreigner- I want to buy some strong rope—my cow he change*

his hide every night. Dealer How's that?

Foreigner—One night h; hide in the creek, other night he hide in the thicket. Want to tie him

up.

made worthless by their fathers'

Atlantic City Press: Anthony j nujney eutC( ^.

Bullock, wealthy resident of Cap , California’* State Board ol May County, is free on »16.000; says a two-year-old baby bail, although high court* of thl*, roJt | a pp, .^j. ,h a i, at any State have upheld his convlctlpns j„u,p r aE ,. |,.„ .-.irkness than at

Th- house-to-house ennvamer talked for an hour. "This egg-beater.’’ he aaid, "speaks for itaelf. " "Then." Interrupted the housewife. "supposi you keep quitt tor a moment and give It a

Pome

would have the Slat*

what Atlantic City ha* dot erepte tbj entire coast into State park, under State adniinia-| tration. Other resorts, not as

tar-aecin as Atlantic City, are j causes. Governor?

now wrestling with the problem Dangerous radicalism of obtaining control of their sea- j incubating in spot* In t fronts for public use*, and are (try. bui ‘. isn't because

worried by the cost and indis- propaganda.

:riminal assault In Cape May and Atlantic Counties For four

years nothing was done about a —_ brutal murdei in New Bruns-j From two to twenty years cost wick, although after a New York I steadily rises. After sixty It falls newspaper persisted in some Ben-luff—fewer teeth, eat less, clothes satlonal Investigating, the State | last longer, life runs quietly and authorities superceding county' nonsense is calming down, aulhority. which had atrophied. AH interesting, but tbe State seem to have found enough evl-: Board does not tell us why we dence tc secure lndlctni;ntK aud! |iv,! al al1 - 01 wb >' 't was neceestage a first-rate trial at Soiner- « iir >' '« P"' u* in the first

villi*. Over In Ocean County, the plate.

Prosecutor refused to move Point Pleasant murder, case cause he believed the Sheriff the county was too friendly w the defense, and had collected and given Information to the d - fense counsel which was d-mled

th* prosecution.

King David and son .Solomon I>ed merty. merry live*. With many, many lady friends And many, many wives. But when old age crept over them With its remorseful qualms. King Solomon wrote the Proverb*. King David wrote th- Psalm*.

Two elderly spinsters were spending the night together. Composed for sleep, one suddet.ly nudged the other violently In the

:e Reverend Dr. Straton, at fundamentalist, objects *o Reverend Dr. Fosdlck. who

' j doesn't believe Joshua once stopj ped th - sun in its journey around

he earth, possibly because the tun doesn't go around the earth.

John D. Rockefe

she

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■ nded a

if a

"Red" I

UNDESIRABLE AND DESTRUCTIVE ALIENS

j THE melon sravon is P*« {President Cool id gr (Cot | consenting) proposes to cu STOW ’ j biggest melon ot the rear prr ' Td cm hv h,njmc inarct. P $250.0(>i),00(). Iv IWf U a prom tidy sum and Cot

: probably snalchei

from the penally any other ot opposed to Go posed penalty

DtFrank Crane Says

by look farther han broken- undci V:. Fosdlck. So that n law machinery in New J<t- strnto„ att-cks Mr. Rockefeller! for crime waves and th-lr • f ol believing that every Bap es. Governor? 1 list should be haptlsi*d all tbe

p to the >op of his head j

little higher.

Rockefeller might reply, but j that be is building! apartments to rent at reasonable prices to those that can't afford] high prices. That every apart-1 ment has it* bath, so every tenant ! can -njoy complete immersion i three times a day. Dr. Fosdlck ! will tell Dr. Slraton that com-j

under the bed

"You bet 1 heard It." replied her companion, "and 1 want- It dlstlnclly und-rstood that 1

heard It first.”

Beloved Hypocrite* The woman who t

hi* pro

5®

The woman who soys: "Why. I think It 1* s:

stunning ’’

The girl who says: ’’! shall never marry." The girl who says: "He is merely a frl?nd.’’ The boy who says: "Yuh’ll never catch me

up t

j Jane.

: had a

old days.

body

body ha*

The boy who says: "What? Her? Not The man who says:

r looked at an-

ther*

i’ll! fa

Be Yours :lf ■.long phrase i

hack 1 Thi*

intelligence in re considered i

Irving Fisher Yale profex b$t* $10 to »' that this will h ndtion of octogenarians by

Few* people object sincere and geniiu otives that do not I

That predictions .teration Men. one habitually to be Ml

real lie how hard 1 •d to -am that who says:

"Ihad better

• actions are g* :t when they ar icni by trying t

was a boy I.” c my opponent to

intment Atlantic the Cim

lerable degree. The

Miami as an Industrial City

mid he : should I

TIDE TABLE FOR NOVEMBE!

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