cm MAT COtnnr TIKES TUBAY. DECEMBER 17. IMA

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Folio-: Thr followln«

exe-rpl fiom Ihr will of * W»ll Htrret man. which hxx recently been probated in New York

free**

To my wife. I lea» ' her lover and th* knowl^Ke that I waan th- fool nhe thonKht 1 was. To my atm. 1 leav tae pltanur. of earnln* a llvm*. For 35 y.-arn ne ihounht that the pleaeure wan all min?. He was mia-

Wlth it* plastered

Spantfb tile roof. Breen blindstriped awaiaas. the eaterlor prr» *nt* a Speatob tnBuence. From the *«st!b»le one enter, a hall, from which circular atairr with wronBht iron hand* rail an.l halnetere lead to >ec<md atorj The floor In the Helot-room ltorered abont one foot, eblrh with Ita arched cell in t glee* «n att re<-tl v» appearance from the front entrance hall The Breplace ia etrirtly Spanlah deeltn the rough plaatered walla are atlppled. The dining-room and porch are good proportioned roan * The | breakfast alcove U •'built-in be-

To tny daughter. I 1000 She will need It. The only good plec.- of huainetai her husband ever did was to marry

her.

To tny valet. I leave thr clothe* that he ha« bten -tealing t rotn me regularly for the last 10 year*. Ah* my fur coat that ( .,id lart win:, r when I wag* juat

i the kitchen

>ak«a

dlnint-

ber, with private bath and two j closet a. Three good chamber* and bath epeu ofl a center hall, all conveniently arranged. Thare U no attic, the ceiling being in•olated. There U a foil baaement with a large amaeement-room. and fireplace, lanndry, storage,

holler and fuel room.

The floors throughout are of

oak. Ilaolenw be _ pine floor In the roer portion, with oak trim Brat floor, kitchen In pine white enameled. Ivory enameled woodwork on the second floor AH plastered walla are tinted The coat of thla home eomplet. as deecrlbpd. la from I10.0P0 to Jtl.ofte. exclusive of heating snd

plumbing

in Palm Beach.

To my chauffeur, t leav« car*. Hv almost ruined them 1 want him to have the i faction of finishing thr >ob. To oy parleet- 1 leave the

suggest'.'■u that he take eotnt other clever man In with him at <;ncr tf he experts to do any

.TurTr—VoT a woFu about ip*.

around solemnly howling. ! quality. Not a word to arouse

• ■" replied the landlord ofl^, a^pnlt? for hla confection. rrn at Topbt-avy. "Want- wbat a powerful demonstra-j ed to find out who he was. 1 ,|on of stupid salesmanship! reckon, and some feller shot ■ —

him. for an owl." ikey and Jakey were walking

—— to work one cold morning with The scats of the mighty are the | r hands In their pocket*,

high but precarious. j nc |th cr of them saying a word—

! then:

Sary says to me. *aya she. -u^y. vf don't you say some-

Ambition h«s desarted me. 1 ihing?"

ain't got any P*P no more and ..y y JOU n y n younelfT

* ,or - I'm not going

to help me out a lot liani , s -

I've tried it cold and _ taken fourteen bottles They were bolding a protractf I now. but It don't fix me »P., revival in a small church la the somehow.'* Hays 1. "You n.«d a soathora part ol the Rtai?. when little trip, a journey will cure one tj,. leading sinner* ol your pip. well dree* up In the t he community Instated on asklatrot style and gtl away from j BK B lot of questions before conhome awhile, we’ll set the eights senting to become a "brand from and travel some and leave th- burning.” hired man to bum to mind ibc, -How." he asked, will 1 be slock and feed the swine, th-n ; B ],| r t0 Kr \ my shirt ov you'll come back afeelin' fine." I w( n p. w ti n 1 loin the I wrote some place for their majority you are talking so much dope, them folder, .nled my soul about?'' with hope, they plctur-d string*! ■ Well.'' replied the evangel!*'., of n*h so long the kodak must'.-if y ((U don't men! your way* ol focused wrong, there ain't ro;j. ou won't hare any trouble

flsh as big as that, yet If I was, where they are I'd catch as big: ones as there Is. tht-rs ain't no fish too big. gee whix. for me to; land; if once they bite they'd, better bid their folks good night. Sary. sh.' don't like to Ash. ah- ’

her dearest wish

Bast again

•bout that. It will take all your! time to get your pant* over your

Surgery has taken t>,* „ religion for enabling . to die happy.

and visit with her old Aunt ■tyj Jane. Ana so we argue back and a" 11 j forth, shall we go East or South '«*•-; or North? First thing we know ‘ It will be spring and we won't

to trip at all. was ever

anyone, gee whig, as stubborn

ifots of folks are like they are by mo save It until H a gone.

by health

about

Cumberland County Farm Notes

County Farm Age

By D M BABBITT t Court Houm Building. Bilngelon

6rmt»ry to Spwk ^ ' at Fgnnm' MecUn* Boat four single layei tray of Bocretar W. M. JardlnA. of Wlnesap—Firet. William A. Al-

ike UbUM State. Departm-nt of j kloson.

Agricuitut . will d.-liver an ad- hp-clal fancy Wii.esap appb drees at the State agri®ultural| Third, tj orge S Birch. convenUon to be held at Treu-j Among the plate dimlay of ti-c too on We Inseday. Janugry 1- ; a ppl ?». George & Blrrb w on as part of the regular agrlcul- , h)r( , OB Orlmes: William A Attural week program. During '-hr p iDM)n Br*i on Golden Delirious week the Department of Agrlcul- woond on Paragon; on Wlueturc will act a* host to the ': , a p. William A. Atkiuw.n. scrBlatewide agricultural oigantsa-1 OI]l j _ tieerge S Birch, third. Doe* which will htdd theli an- A ^. cia j awe-pMake* prtx<nual or adjourn 'd m.wtiug. j ..g^rwl for the t"wt 16 nuari The premium list* for the farm | ^ Siaym.ns grown in ahow have ju»t tw-en received Bmlingtan. Cumberland. Gloutbe offirr of the county »alr!,-| Monniouf'i and Atlantic awn srrviiv. and are available l»i, cuantiro. This sras wot, by gtetributiiui i'Uw* are pro. id..; william A. Atkin-*,n again thl- year for corn. put.. Among the novcltie* William toe*, apple* and sweet potato. A A ,ki n *m won first pm. for Cumberland County seed Pols' - (hl largest Hi ay men. third,

growccr- are Int rroeted in the Dt. .

"Everybody’s talking why Qu -en Marie cj

America, and everybody has his ; ‘ opinion I got mine, the aams been obtained at the N-w Jersey . , you've got yours Of course. Experiment Station in test# con-i |t , just an opinion, but—did you ducted for the last thirty years r , rr Me a picture of the King The palm for long-lime test* of ; chemical f rillixetw goee to Eng "One reaao: why few recogUnd. however There, at the nlte opportunity *ar» Rot ha meted Experimental Sla- Fox '1* berau*. It Is disguised lion. 36 bushels of wheat to the ** a bard job^ an are being obtained on land .. Cood rjaculated a which ha* been wealed with .. w - h|1 , ,, lhe m . M cr with chemical fertilises «»«‘nuously ^ lhj|t ( . h|ip ovrr there . for the lo*t *6 years -Hi- cot drunk on moonshine E.tdence of the abanee td In- Hquor the other night and went Jury from chemical fertllltora is

The Insane patient frequently! make* clever and apt remark* ; Recently a ragout of squlrr:-! was served to the patients of an Indl-. ana institution. *T hare often; seen squirrels eat nuts." said. one of them, “but this is the, flrst time 1 ever h.ard of nuts eating squirrels." A youog man walked up and down the aisles nf a crowded theatre the ether evening, calling out; ‘Marsachlno cherries and chocoUtes. ’ 1 watched him closely for ten minutes and he didn't make a single sale. Not a line of salesmfnship in hi* talk. Not a wbrd about price. Not a word about the t-iu- of the packagr Not a word about the name -d the manufac-

. ml In the South, which now claim* the largest cotton crop on record. The cotton States use mote chemlc*! than all the rest

uf the country.

Fraudulent Orange Advertisement An advertisement for the sale of or -.nges by the Acme Farms. Gainesville. Ft*., that appeared 1 In the Nov.-mber issue nf IhtOrunty Boar.: of Agriculture New, 1* believed to be fraudulent. uncording to statement* found a "The Packer.” The promoter* of this swindle scheme ha.e been arrested and held In d-fault «rf bond placed at 110.-

eop

«manent pro

Birch

Bridg-

th • larg<

,; County Wins Second Pmr in

Vegetable Display

Avalon Gytnminfiioners Man Improvements J Borough Engineer Colli-mn . i prr paring plans for a numb r ol , itnpruvem -rits which lb* Commie--ionej- of Av»l..n plan to hsv ' ...mpleted befor- the nast seawr. /These plana will be submitted ai r neat moeun* They Ivclud.

I

H.-eu’h to 1 wentletk Wr-ete ? ayor Bergnrr slated at lb« t week's session of (he t om

Slone Harbor Council Passes Water Ordinance

» Win Many Prises | t Agnrulterai Show

Red Cross Fin rolls 42 in Stone Harbor

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CHRISTMAS

SUGGESTIONS

Fine Neckwear

Silk Scarfs /*

Sweaters

Men's Socks /

Shirts

Slickers

Handkerchief &

Garters /

Belts

Suspenders

Bath Robes

Men's Comfys /

Lounging Robes

Gloves

Hand Bags

Boys’ Suits ,

Suit Cases

Boys' Overcoats

Boys’ and Men’s

Men's Overcoats Men's and Ladies

Mackinaws Wind Breakers Cham •ns Sheep Skin

Galoshes

Coats

Children's Galoshes

Men’s Shoes

Everything in Spalding's Athletic Goods

Tenenbaum’s Where Only the Best Is Good Enough Clothing- Shoes - Haberdashery

WILDWOOD. N. J. 3404 Pacific Avenue

CAPE MAY. N. J. 414-16 Washington St.

The

Most Logical Place

To

Buy Serviceable Christmas Gifts FOX BROTHERS Wildwood’s Leading Clothing Store Wildwood, N. J. Both Phones Auto Service For Your Convenience

Asbestos Shingles Score Again Spectators at the fire which destroyed die home of James Catrambone. of South Seavillc, or Saturday night, December 11th. were convinced of the real value of Asbestos Shingles. Had the roof been shingled with the regular wood shingles the fire would undoubtedly have spread to nearby homes, causing thousands of dollars loss. Fortunately, however, the roof of Ambler Asbestos Shingles confined the flame beneath it and only a very few sparks escaped to nearby housetops. Now isn't that conclusive proof of the wonderful value of Asbestos Shingles? If you are thinking of re-roofing your home, ou: advice is do it now —don't put it off—put it or' And remember when you use Ambler Asbestoi Shingles, there wili be no painting,' no repairing and no replacing—for they are as permanent as the everlasting hills. Our representative will gladly call to estimate quantities and quote prices.

J. P. Collins Co. SOUTH SEAVILLE, N. J. 11 Bell: 35-R-I5 Keystone: A-l

$1.35 Special $1.35,

Full-fashioned Stockings, value $l.83| Reduced to $1.35 Every pair guaranteed. In all leading shades. Also useful gifts for the entire family. Don't forget to shop for Christmas ^ presents at

Jams’ Ladies Shop 3703 Pvdfit Avenue WikM^

GIFT MIRRORS Console Mirrors, $6-50 mg Mirror* for over any Buffet, fit. ‘ *pl-iwlld Ohrtelma* prewrnU CONSOI E AND LIBRARY TABU 5 Mahogany Library Table^$16. $23.75. $25.00, up to $45.00 GIFT CEDAR CHESTS

Hplrndid twsortmsnv Cedar Chests, $14.00, $16.00, Up to $35.00 , -d Cedar throughout; a goo-! awort«n*« WALNUT TEA WAGON With Drop Uaf *23.25 »nd *24.00 GIFT RUGS 27x54 Axminxler Ruj. *2.95 xnd *3.50 36x64 Aximniter Rus* *6.50 9x12 AxxniMter Rug. *36.75, *44.75 end *65.00 ..

To Our Qnt-of-Town Ctuimnen

C. M. WARE CO.