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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4. 1«7.

VILXiAM UrTK8T,

jirntii *t Canyon to prr flood dama|r and to funwh wratrr *upply and watr» power nd they want the Federal (iovdo the work. The

Cape May County Tunas

Publiabad Kr*J F«*ar hr tfc. tTLAunc rsnrara »*d nauHiKU cesrAix Baa tale City. N. J.

UoS Hotly Baach *e»

» price. SLM per r*mr.

City, New Jaraay.

Southern Caiifomi ninerial Valley of

the .ovemment to undertake job Wwuld be a rrvenal of policy not to engage in the HTMm. Whether pngwr no*. i» not the purpow of tin* •.jJe, but the advwtiong v m named ate deririrg ram the dacuooon. Southern California has been Kjdt up b> publicity. Her titadept* at the g me.

oting turned to great account them to bring their wctior, ore prominentiy than ewer beort the public. The prapoMtion. * hilr being tired in Coogrea* gi««a eolumns el last pa nd editorial apace, all of which to keep their aertiona behe public. In addition to hti they have formed a new*

CAPE MAY X»ORED n lit? ROAD WORK

St* a *padelul of earth will be turned in Cape May County by the State Highway Commis-

in 1927. according to the

ram of that body. In 1926 the only rtcogrotmo the county received waa the building of the Hrile “miwing link” on the Ma - Seashore Road, and that waa a ounty aid job. and in 1927 di county it to be entirely ignored, denpite the fact that •everal delegations have appeared before the Commotion. U.J before than the needs of the county

COAST RESORT SURF FISHIHG B SAFE At will be seen by an artidr on the first page of thi* paper, there is no danger at this time of any inroads being made on coast surf fishing by the commercial h thing interests. As a matter of fact, instead of the rest fiction t being removed, the penalties bid fair to be increased for violations of the existing I of which will to the coast resot

this matter

the County Chamber of Com-

precipitated by a bald atatrment lacking even i

tilla of truth, by a down county paper, to the rfleet that a bill

growth in taxable values of the permitting fishing within resorts. All the pleas have lhrte m , fc |m, it had been

bile neigh- troduerd by Awemblyman Read have hun- lnt j rr t rrrt d to the proper com-

dreds of thousands spent within mitrrr

heir boundarim. j ] n a ca || a t this office on Fri-

f alien on <

The only crumbs of comfort day afternoon last. Assemblyman I

Cape May County will derive from the 1927 program is that roads in Gloucester and Cumberland Counties will be improved, making it easier for traffic to get that much nearer our borders. The nearest approach to work in this county will be the re-

location and gras ling miles of Routt 15

Mauricetosm road and Ddmont, the balance of the road remaining as at present. This is the route which Cape May County has begged so hard to have hard surfaced, but without any sue-

Read stated that hr had not only not introduced aurh a bill, but that he had not seen such a bill and would not introduce such a

will !

Whether this county

much better under the new program. as it wiH emerge from the Iirgislaturr. remains to be seen. The Highway Commissionr submitted to the lawmakers" a tentative twelve-yeai program at an extirpated cost of about f 170,000,000. The Joint Committees have agreed to enact instead a

six-year program

$140,000,000 and a sub-commit-

This disposes of the false caiard, and instead of drawing up resolutions to the Assemblyman and Senator asking them pose such a measure, the County Chamber of next meeting ofution expressive of its opinion such newspaper et l ics, rather lack of ethics. We thank Assemblyman Read for setting the matter straight and also for stand in favor of preserving one of the. great attractions

LAW MILLS GROT) BUSILY

Senator Borah says we make too many laws. This country w ill

be “a republic in name, and a

XitT th. Com-

office in the country is furnished “fllustrated mat t," boosting their dam pro-s-hich will find it* way into rint in hundred* of newspapers 11 over the oountty and which rill probably do more to attract ttemion to that section of the •untry than any plan used for

The enterprise of these people •worthy of success, is unique publicity stunt and will pay in ■liar* and cents, dam or

motion die routes that can best be eliminated to keep the cost within the amount named. Thi* mean* that the entire matter now become* one of political log-rolling—"you tickle and I’ll tickle you"—and in such * game we cannot see much, hope for thi* county. We will in probability finally wcurc the hard surfacing of Route IS, but anything beyond that we can consider a gift of the gods. Our Senator and Awemblyman will now have ar opportunity to do tome real dork for their county.

There is a less le City Conwni

i for our Sea

thi*

well advertised >f the globe, but « mean that theii

resorts are nally Sea Islej

KIBD WORDS FROM A C0BTEMP0RARY In noting the pa**ing of the P»rt A’srro Ativtrtu.*, p-blufe-ed at Port Norris, Cumberland County, to the control of the Atlantic Printing and Publishing Company, the Elmer Timer hat this kind word to wy:

the progra

. It matter* not. antaget and ini- j they will count the outride world

! will be a i

•Th« Port Norris Advertiser. putdlsbed weekly at Hart Norris, ba* been purchased by the Atlantic Printing and Publishing Company, ot Hes I*le City, publishers of the Cape Alsy County Times, the Ocean City New* and the Seven Mile Bvach Reporter. Harry C Batradougb. tbr present editor of the Adirrilser. will rents I c I- the same capacity. -William A of p-. laie City, the directing bead of the Atlantic Printing and Publishing Company. Is one of the a hirst n-aspaper

This Week

Musings of Ihe

By ArtAwr BrisAme

Office Cat

TERRIBLE CHINESE—BUT EASY TO LIVE LONGER GIRTH CONTROL

This.

Pity see ea: good old days •hli* they're i us Instead of thirty y»ar» a ' ward.

Telling the troth aril! Nt « shame the devil. It wUI eatns y

Will Rogers lo jo,, your friends.

Americans * be glad

bear that tbs ,

President, si

ould say. Is

written on the Women are train travel- Douglass ssys i 1 n g f r o m j crons word puai Washington loj ..r^ N '"... I Instructions and diet

only the kind of food i year-old child doaaV

Patient: 'Sure. For dinner 1 had two handfuls of mud. a but-

„ , . ton and a couple of matches!”

A. mUSBANB ' w ° “ ° “ * j

ago. seemed | There are three kinds of sale**

in perfect health, full of energy. ■ men—the one who doe* It. the and. amid all the Nicaragua who wishes he had done It. Mexico excitement, calm as a I be one who promisee to do

Vermont elm. ilt

Do Thi*

What appears to interest the A true sport Is t President Just now Is tntsrnal j chat Hgbtly. smile » improvement, projects for csnsD while watching the

from the farms and facllltlee toj the sen. and development of un-i

used waters for power and irri- ! I)o TDU know Katlon. particular development of people the Colorado River. | getting* arour.,1 President Cadldgc speaks Jual j OriWrMB* »*» »

so fasr. and no faster. He knows •r ,TT .« 00 ^ “T? 1

every word that he Is going to

that their present nnderler

mined atattm la an affront to the popular reliance on govwnnsrntal

j efficiency and authority

ray before he says It. Words do not come out and ■ surprise him. (H happens with others. You can't burry him. or choose his subject for him. And as for holding him back, when he means lo go In a certain direction, why. to "draw up the Uevlalhan with a hook” would be child's pUy.

compared with It.

The People * Language Camden Courier: A highbrow its to hare the p«> pie use a phonetic alphabet with 41 characters. Isn't It enough of a Job to manage the preeent 2t? The proposed alphabet would

efficient and In-

telligent." The Newark StarEagle says: "Governor Silxei took polUlea out of the BUUr Highway Cammhadoo. Governor Moore has put It back with the

pointm

characters standing

don’t

check the wholcaale lawmaking machine. Not all the laws are made in Washington. Forty-eight legislature* are busy. The new lawn suggested here and there number about 177,000. a fantastic figure. However, civilization itself, to nay nothing of thn glorious republic, b an e\peninfancy. Child: try many thing*, all trying u*efid. Even if they bum their finger*, that’s useful. It teaches them to avoid fire. Each law b an experiment, effort to remedy something wrong or establish something good. Once men were hanged, by law, not by lynching, for Mealing a hone. Now they steal automobile*, and hanging for home thieve* matically disappear*. Not the footbh thing* we plan but what we actually do the 177,000 new law* could discourage crime without "cruel and unusual punishment" that would be a Messing.

«i Teddy Roosevalt eouWn't , lich „ y Commlmtos r » go of elmpil&ed epeUlag, tbr greedy ba

Tt Isn't simple enough.

Reeves

■toner Walter KMdr." The JdHaabrth Journal aayw: "The t—pi of New Jersey hair lout what they won when the Stale

hands of potl-

• all

without idmpl«ytn« fairly well aa we* go alone, without mastering a lot of roll* to -make . do It some other tellow'a way. The people are greater than

the language.

The gtmcdmarlan shivers when you aay a thing rmie! be done "quick" In euad of "quickly." but tan’' U the troth that the shorter <or:n Is the more wiiSe. and makes a better Job at expressing one's exact feeling.

Investigate Cape May Mystery

Philadelphia Inquire: : The verdict of a Ooroneria Jury that Mb* Mary OUrke. elderly and wealthy, was murdered on beach at Cape May. N. J.. probably reflects with aorurwey the general public viewpoint of

What hi right to aay depends largely on when- and when you i-ay It—whether It'a an ••verall oouuaen. or a dresa parry. It is the Men in the Street who makes the languagr. The prof •morn analyse It. wlih « rink led brows, and big solemn wordi not halt aa effective aa the plain talk of the plain people.

The cnee has beon very badly handle,t Cape May. the city, and Cape May. the county, have

hewn unable

Maintenance of Way

Fhlladetphla Bulletii, Senator Pleraon. of New Jersey, p:m a bill levying a mileage as ment os all Intercalate n trucks and bunea which tra< the highway* of that State In

(he duty of famed Jervry I chlne«- roobe are looting ChrieJuslice to gat buay and present a «!»i> < hurcbea. Too bad. and It net of related face* to sh-ew Alls ua with horror. Americans, rilber that MU* Clarke was | BiltUh. French and other trarelrobtoed and Murdered or came U. era brought home nil ®f mlh by accident. I loot from Chinese temples after

the Boxer uprising. But that was

WVat Ro*d, Cu Do J2SS; C *"™ *" “’'I«* •

Don’t yon be that kind o' < 'Cause they ain't no nee on earth. You juat be a beast«r rooster. Crow nad boost for all you're

If your tow a seeds boo*.,a’ a

t to see

IIU«'. "

rv s from

ome other feller^ willin'.

Sail right In this country's free.

No one's got a mortgage on tt.

If* Just yours aa much as his. If your town Is shy on booster*.

You get In the boostin' Ms.

Philadelphia l-edc*r: A tew | c)lkrl< « chsplln. never ve y yeans ago New Jerery e White h h|l , „* t 1# pound* sine* Home Pike was looked upon i „„ w „ rrlw began The wiMi wonder. After a year or wont , 1Udhw asntaJ illnses. two of urn. that gieat highway c)l , pUD who has mad* million* “ *“ H -'"“• happy and never made anybody

r io *: unhappy, would seem lo have a

just complaint agali

Just to help the thing alraff; 'Cause If thing* should atop a- ,

gain*.

We'd I* In a sorry plight. You Just keep that ho*n a-blow-

'er up with all your might. If you know some feller's tsIHd’a,

. That s

M let's

points—

Them's the ones you want to

show;

"Cast your loaves out on thg

water.

They com* back” '• a aaylnff

Mebbe they will come back "

tered."

acme feller boosts for

y direction*, and concerns Nww York. Pennsylvania and Washington. D. C.. at the very least. Small oomruunllie# as a role are not equipped officially or Baancially to deal with matters of ehbt kind. It Is an «*- eeatiai wrokneee of our criminal eyvtem that there le no "t land Yard" lo step In upon

Oovernor M•«•'»• should order thorough lavrsUgstlon of Miss Clarke's death There are many <tu<w to be trace' In

had to he widened uwdate Increasing traffic.

Use order* have been tax

proceed with anoUi.-v link of lb« w _-_ Black Home Pike whk* will The Senate rejects the laim-1 J*.* ^ ko « , »

soon rival the other a* a fine anne treaty, so this country rostd to the shore This work’main* cut off fiom ofielal aewlU he done In Woodbury' and qualntance with Turkey and that r loucvwtsr arena. Approximately, enrrg.Mt- dictator. Kemal Pasha. fS.SOO.OVO Is available for new 1 The treaty la rejected because It work on South Jersey highway.-. ' doewn't provide adequate proleeIt seems only yevterday that lion for Christiana, or any soluthe regions along Uie White i Una of ‘hr Internal Armenian

Horse Pike were given over *1-! question.

most exataalvely to faroiln* Ro The rejection of the treaty Is extensive ha* community devri-• Urgely a triumph for Christian “

opment been along that highway mteelonarlro. Raligioa <»«t II I. “• Tw.nl, WW ill. ...ru. B.n.i.n „ „ U |„, m. „

which men died In the year 1«60.1 trade.

In ]$S0 ‘he average age w -i thtwl ,« B counting the curt, forty In 1I75 It waa iorty-nv* ^ Haying the courage to ataad and now a i* flfty-elght. | by the right.

I The able Dr. Mayo supplies Thongh fonon, and friende may Republic State C'bamnia I thoee ngure*. With tie right be lost.

. . -kind o| living, ten yeeiw esn be :

At Un lie City PreM Mr. John- Bddf . d lo , he prro*.,t avera*- Religion U thirty-alx Incbas per

•on. It mum be admitted, wr begin wise living at the yard.

made a rather Kucrewsful leader;, 1|{hl a(! , r Th , famous Luigi And sixteen full ouaeee pet

In Atlantic County but *h* j cornaro. however, given up loj pound.

Htale-wlde Job ir an entirely dU- l<n ,. af , fr forty, lived wisely and I And sixty whole minutea of other ferent proporiUou and he will, joo. men's time. If Cboeen. as Bute imder. doubt __ watching those minutes roll

lew find many thorn* In hi* American business men. ut j round, path. Certain It la. the Bute May., sayn "lack girth control." |

chalrmnnahlp of the Republican Too much fat meana shorter life. | Religion I* meeting the

party

, time when It will run

with s prob- through almost unbroken rewl-

’ drnttal areas from the Delaware

River to the eea.

FRAUDULENT SECURITIES C06T WOO.OnO.OOO A YEAR lr. Mellon i* peyme ofi the country'* heavy war v-bt as part oi the job he undertook when he became Secretary of the Trcavup-. He understand* finance, and under hi* management the bdlion* of public debt meli away. Mr. Mellon continue* at the pre•ent rate. Untie Sam won’t out a dollar twenty-five year* hence.

Mr. Mel

> pro

ttw mrosarc le found in a C neeficut Uw. which has bwn held by the Catted 8t*t-=- :

‘-I

DtFrank Crane Says

□

* who wait

of prufit iuak-1

are roH'ably j , n g i» :

cbargasable with the nminlrnanc*| '|'}, r of the roadway which they use. I Th, r

in Juatioe to the taxpayer* uf •*— 1 State, who otherwU*- mowt f the bills for road repair* and

The Tremblers Are the Troubled

A wntciH-r worth pasting in the proverbial hat and remember

prlv*

Opel

wblcrs trr also the troubled.

a\ uoids explain a lot in life. They help gin

the irritation* of the day.

the vboolroon* the :hi!3rrn hard to manage w : the trouble are the one* who are troubled tlie t in some >ort of ill health, who have poor home

The dangerous age for women Is! with a smile,

sixteen to eighteen. The danger-, Then bringing a bright

ous age tor man is from fifty toj back borne—

fifty-flic- At that age be becomes [ a joy to the loved one.

foolish. for your step.

_ , !No matter how far you may

Utile things are Important In roam,

big ihings- Nr. Blumr. president j

of the Western Electric Com Krllgton la turning your hack on

patiy, tel la you that telephoning the wrong.

*m» the Atlantic Ocean t» mad* with a prayer In your heart to

p<Msibte by a small object menu- do right,

iactured from Rochelle salt*. | Then stepping forth boldly U)

And now the British manual j conquer yourself,

for Royal Air Force pilot* order*: with your face ever facing the

them to chew gum as they come: light,

down from high altitudes. Chew-1

ing gum crestra aallva. and that Rellglon l* giving a bright word

keeps the flier swallowing. The | “

laet of swallowing relieve* pre«-j

nil to

where or

Politic* In Highway Commuuon

m and the old j Qi that it harder I in not force ‘people j rinl **ury •gent* watch !n«t.

ninal cla*a i r physically c dou* hiishsn

t of the cant anl » the troubled.

loss whose datk clouds hldd

the sun.

rfully and wonderfully » roa^t got the kind of rots corrset. Ilglon I mean. - i You'll hear the Great Master*

near Bakersfield. Call- j “Wall done." can sympathlre with; ..

who changed ewwyth:

Call •

TIDE TABLE FOR FEBRUARY Fastani Standard Tins ABsw forty-

. of P-*

Taking Ho Chances