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CATE HIT COCinT TIKI5 FSIDAT. SEPTEMBER 5. 1557.

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; queationrd as

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_ | to say from rx-

—flr>[ lbs watsr Is

too cold: you're wel: you step on

Ftbe telephone rings. t that the people of hi Valley are now In-

• the account of

ming from Wood- » Interesting account Iklch Justice of the fhad before him. Ac- ! report a Cumberjsldent was brought jt an Intoxicated conFdefendant adml'ted l 4*,dx. l/evine asked 1 jou boy the liquor?” ▼ answered: "I didn't f honor, a Scotchman » Immediately aenan to prison for I for perjury.. |

back to Wildwood loaded down with clothes. That's a case where the tongue did its "onions” and it appears the tailor's talk In this case might be defined as

strategy.

Charles Foster, of South 8eavllle. who Is well qualified, giver a definition of a hearse. He says a hearse Is a handsome vehicle in which the man who has always been a lail-ender is finally permitted to lead the procee-

Being an obsSrvei. It occurs to uS that a closet Is the place where a girl keeps most of her clothes when dressed up. While cruising along Shore Hoad last week, two farmers near Tuckahoe were quarreling. Gelling out of the car. this was the argument beard. "Really I'm sorry. Joe. that my hen got loose and scratched up your patch.” said one farmer. "Well. Zekc. that's all tight. My dog ate that hen." said Joe. "Fine'" exclaimed Joe. "I just n over your dog and killed him." ~'e left afier that as It was impossible to get away, between: the blue skies and purple atmos-1 phere.

The Weekly Definition

Spilo, IS months old. through her mother as interpreter, lays claim to the globe-trotting championship, having circled half the world in twice visiting Europe, Africa, and Asia Minor. She was voted the mos. popular "young lady” aboard the S.S. Sindia os the return home this month.

la making some ■ A kins—A kiss Is that Indest prayer. Don't youlcclbablr something that is of no n they used to say **lue to anyone, but Is much Fprayer. "Lord, what prlxed by the right two.

An exchange rematks that the rapidly increasing divorce rale proves that America Is fast coming the land of the free, add: "Bui the continuance of the marriage rates show that it la still the home of the brave."

. of Court House.

I beard It aald that

rr to kiss about

We agree with KaHlt will qualify by [ It wasn't so blame

those days. The y^a wouldn't smash t about that time.

r h really Isn't any harm in f Ike bride after the cere-

to If one doesn't waif

FfF* Vwars after. One man ||| Bala led kiss and now has

gDlored eyes—black.

■UlMg aaked how Jazz InI are tuned, and listenla an orchestra, we say

f are *ot tuned.”

JT Mopping at the Fiand•t. la Ocean City, tell* of _ a she had. She asked r If he was allowed to ar~No. madam." replied r. "but If they asked me | gave me one. I'd He like

•» protect you.” karap. of Corson's

L declares a Miracle I* a woi who wont talk Speaking

alktag that

' yet that happen-- ! lest week

was going at

standing on the door step for tw< hours saying good night, but out of consideration lor the rest ol the family who wish to sleep, will you please fake your elbow ofl the push bell?"

We wonder and even ponder why If is that Miss Anna Pearl of the City of Brotherly Love, makes her visits so frequent to Sea Isle City. Is It the resort A flue sample of brotherly love was conveyed in a story appearing in this newspaper last week ~ often bears of "I'd like to help him." but that Is the < t. In the little story It v mentioned how an Erma farmer Injured when his horse I y. The members of Ms Bible class In turns took care of hi farm during his Incapacitation. It Is our though; that If I ere not for crowned elevaton me girls would never b squeezed. And we're not c hi ’?catty.” With graceful feet, a damsel sweet was tripping the light fantastic. All at once she tore for She dressing door—-you can nt trust elastic. z Our Weekly Definition The Face: The face hr a fertile.' :>pen expanse, lying mldv y be I ween collar, button sne scali snd full of cheek, chin atv. chat-| The crop of the mate face! hair, harvested dally by a 1 lather or allowed to run to mutchops. spinach or full lace ( curtains The female face product is powder, whence the . pression "Shoot off your fore." i Each is supplied with lamps, i snuffers and bread boxes.

James Rafferty, of Philadel- " Sh<, 7>; ' declares that phla. an ardent follower of Ixa.k 1 *" no, *° *'**'

Walton, caught an 18-pound

"Sea Isle City life guards." remarks a stroller, "certainly have their hands ful' between bathing girls and rescue*.” Shore Road folk* are watching with Interest the progress of two rommuFtUc* which have acquired flre-flghfing equipment. Neither community will admit that each other's equipment Is better than heirs. It shows comtnunly pjide.

Thomas J. Durrell. of Belleplain. was telling us about a man who came to him last week. It seems he heard about the cranberry industry at Belleplain. and asked Mr. Durrell to show him the cranberyr tree*. The fart Is. no! many people know how they are grown and a visit to the Belleplain bogs will disclose tbat.

» wonder if this happened to ; Harold Simpson, of Sea Isle City: i A young roan and girl were . saying good night on the door-

mm i»ii wwa gvuua w> * jstep when a window above was t dip along the Shore Road ' opened and a weary voice aald: Me Trilium etopre'l him My dear young man. 1 h*'e no him. but the tailor changed |objection to your coming her* and Ject. Insisting tbat be was'sitting up half the night with

t tailor tn Wildwood He my daughter, no

c<->klng. but he knows one who: can get a seven-course dinner 1 out of a hard boiled "«gg.” Some of three icemen are cool j propositions. They have ax< to the best families, make their! weight In every home and lake their pick in the kitchen. If he, leaves his chips in the street Oh. for the life of an Iceman: George Soeder. of Sea Igle City, declares that golf Is an excuse fur some for carrying tin I concealed weapons and a Scotch |

breath.

When two Woodbine men ’ a«l an automobile crash and one oemanded: "What in the — were you looking at?" the other re- | plied: "The same thing you and they observed that I one was silk clear to the I And that's that both for' the skirt length and the arci I

dent.

"As I walked down the street.!

a curious feeling came over me." j So writes Dr. Frank Crane. HI.-1 experience Is not unique. Othei-.

have tell that way. Som. It Is a feeling and sometimes ii flivver, but almost alma)-

drum H»h on the "outside" Sunday He experienced much difficulty In landing the huge denizen of the deep. The drum fish will Ik- steaked and will be Served at the dinner to be given in honor of Mr Rufferty at Craig Hall. His many friends wish him further succeiw In hope that he will land several amphldo crusThere will be weeping and gnashing of teeth soon when Prosecutor Campbell has the confiscated liquor at his office destroyed. Much of It looks like paint and some we bet would Sam Sbuttleworlh. of Avalon, declares that after listening to a recent opera he is of the opinion that opora is a drama that has taken on aim and refuse* to speak, yet always sings its own praises, while grand opera is an excuse for displaying several boxes of Jewelry and peaches

with pedigrees.

Dr. Millard Cryder. of Cape May Court House, declares "that

after comparing city eggs with __ _ country eggs.” he Is of the opin-'u u something - Ion that an egg is a wholesome<

yet fowl produrt. of no u*-- un-l Befors making the world safi til broken and Is somefimes a for democracy, we suggest that cure for indigestion or bad act--we make the highways sate for

tng. 'pedestrians.

Studebaker Wins Race at Atlantic City Speedway Labor Day Same Model Cars On Exhibit During the Cape May County Fair Sept.15-16-17 On the Boardwalk, Wildwood THE COMMANDER MODELS The Sed*n—The Victorias—The Coupes WILL BE THERE Be Sure and See Them Robt. G. Pierpont WILDWOOD, N. J.

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GOOD BYE PEACHES

This will be practically the finish of the crop for this year. A few of the scattering late varieties Fox Seeding, Iron Mountain, etc., are yet to come, but as most of these have already been spoken for, this will probably be our last announcement for this year. The two hot days the beginning of the week glutted, and depleted, the South Jersey market at a stroke. Most of the peaches are already gone. If You Want Peaches for CanningDONT DELAY Every hour means scarcer fruit and higher pnees. We thank you, our friends, for your generous patronage, and hope to serve you again next year. Again we thank you!

Ocean View Farms

E. MINER FENTON, Proprietor N. E. CORNER SHORE ROAD AND PENNSYLVANIA RAILI OCEAN VIEW. N. J.