CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 23. 1927.
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Eldilcd by your “UNCLE BILL”
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««st ®f th« thr« frilow* that |
•rn<5* up the Strrllnc Trio— ' ir* but h# didn't quit* r^arh aap up to a tali n.»n> ahould^r. Mlllr • o'c l>Bvo! *aa thr noxt In fcrt*ht. and hi* brother L^« w»* th* »hort«t of »ur them all. When they *too.l braid* j •arh o’.h*r. *yrrybody c*nld •*• nthat 'hry mad* '>t«-p* and *talr*'' Thl* aiway* mad* Uoah h;« «-ap*r:aUy at th* Bor*' Club Annual pya Orcua whrr* th* B:*rlln« Trio appaaml ai tunbtlnc rloan*. hot
l»avol had a trick or doutdtns th*
hln-.M.lf up and doln» a »»r1** of d»r quirk »om*raault*. *r that h* 1
Iook*d Ilka a colored ball
both |'
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Th* call waa from my fv' f ■ ' “* "aid. "What do you think ■ t.. t*l*phOS*, M *aa aboutT“ "Alrooat anythin*—ar.i>w*r. r •:.* t'l*phon* Ernie. Brimly. "Th* w«r •Mrj have been **ttln* rr.Ued up ar -i jrrl*d—than. a» h*»».“ *r th* ertra. hi* "He aald that th*y w»r* wai'tr for me for prattle* an i ildn n I «et down aa qulrkiy aa ’ n-ul h* «aap»d. aa h* put 1 a»k*d him how h* knew, and • on th* hook ~1 woo-' replied that aomebody had J» ti be th* matt*r’" ^oaliad the houe* ‘1.* '- : *: hr.n#' lor had t.r eolutloa of I "What do you kr.. w ahiut that t- . the onlyjenrd Ernie, mold do w*a't< wait. 'flomethlnir fo
t. rifht.” oommentr
» w.ikrd in th* build- While they w*n.
r> m aulta. they w.
‘SOME MORE SCHOOL’
Is* *» Harj Illimani. Pori >or
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.1 to col <r tbit ' liool hour* ar* hand at rolorlny »■ eiu a fine box
and Kiri* mitimltted A Football Player." ] ‘ rh a a- laat rn'roh** aublcrt •t th*r* e aa aoire cl*r*r talrnt '•.bitad v many of th* coni' wlnnera, however. Better K*1 but). winner* weir: Vs. Har)*rir Hil.a, Bax la. i Hak-) tiilr. Vs. T Jane k.'.uitk. 1ST Forty liiftk Mrret. >*• l*le I'M}.
\K* 9 Bon.Hi) IVliU Hale}till. Irr 1« Inna Urrioterkr. N-
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Ik* If—la>la Pji.U. SHOT. JfeW; lork \te. Hlldw mM L Now about that continue.t ■ton. Several of my friend wrote to tell m* whai kind of a' alory lbey liked beet. 1 cannot print a continued utory unlear m..r. lK»y* add Klrl* lell me the} w»nt onr' and Male the kind the} Ilk* heel. *uch aa a achool Mon' an adventure etorj. a fairy Mory etc If you would like youi Uncle Bill to net a conlliiii'< Mon for thla paK*. write, tell In* wm-.h kind you prefer. Brine or rail youi color.-, draw I UK* lo Uncle Bill. Chtl dr*u'- EldUor. of Ihl* pap.r, S*:IkIi City. PLAINLY wrlllnc youi NAME. A!>ORKS« and AGE (Continued on Pace Three)
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4 I^HIB U an exoallent project -or the llvliqr-room. library or I dan for ft la a ccneenlent reW ce[l»c I a for current periodical* and dally papar*. Eapeolally help to keep th* Sunday >r within bound* and b* carried
h* paper* from Llowinc *wwy. It may be made of any wood daw!red and I* eaatlr within th* ran** of the aklll of all but th# ,ll*#t member* of th* "Handy Boy Club." Make the t end* x •* X IT*: ■hap* the atralKht aid** aa ah own and th* curve# a* Indicated. In doing th* latter lay out 1* equerear d draw th* curve# fn the *am<
relation to them aa upon the •ketch; time may he aaved by making a paatwboard pattern cf '.he end and marking each by It. Bor* a 1* hole aa ihown at a to receive the hand!*. Make th* bottom ** x S* x 16H*. ber*l It to coincide with th* aide* and make a rroore |*" deep and Ve* wide in th* end* aa at b. Oet out « Mat* A* X ** « 1TH*Smooth and xar.dpapcr all aurfaoe* and a**emhl« all piece* with brad*. 1H' Ho. 16 in ratling the bottom In place, and lit* No. 16 or No. 17 for the alata. I’lac* th* latter "etaxgerlnc" a* Indicated on th* ■ketch and not nearer than to the edge of the slat to avoid split.
WWW AT off In AuetraUa where
Ihe Uvea, they will tell you B that hta name la kookat urra. but hi* friend*, and
everybody down there U hia frland. call him letuchlng Jack, and that daecrlbea him exactly, and bealdee.
tt I* much aaaiar to remember. H* la th# Charlie Chaplin of th#
Australian foreata. aa he keep* them all grinning with hie funny
way*, and hi* rollicking taught
Bird That Laughs
He la a distant cousin of th* bigheaded k!nrfl*h*r that clatter* up and down the banka of rivet*, and addriwaa Insulting remarks to tha fisherman who dares tc drop a line yn th* waters that he claims aa hi*
Compared with our kingfisher In hls fishing rig of akr blue, h* appears to be rather a drab Individual In hta dingy suit of brown, and a
much soiled
whit*, with only a suxxeetlon wing* and tall of the blue all kl fiahera ar* suppuaed to prove that they ar* kin. hi* h. l* too Me for hi* body, and bill U too big for hi* head.
ting It. B* sure !he rack it q before th* data nr* nallad ut: It 1* not pound# 1 oot ci ip during th* nailing proewa 1 •ha handle 1* x il 1 *' lose - through the hole* a: a; If :nt* to keep It In place a brut sn driven Into It through th« eg the rack. Finish In th* natural Mir ■talc If deWnd. fa* 1 rubbed down with 1 ' wttx or finer a..d polish with png
■hellac will gtr* batter rnrh: on* thick coal, but lo anhw the shellac muat bs m smoothly
catching as the cm*** ' And before you sc'* are laughing with hfcrfaathered cotnadtan !• a ' favorite with th- A vrali earn whan ha la Cvu'- ; something ao oomlcvi ah movemanu. 10 mlfth-pr about th# army .'.a-l
hi* mouth *r> *c ux-ciw fl
grin, that yon ran: being amused. II* !• ' a aortal bant, and h* hi camplnK parties fn' until night, and live* with hls happy 1 : them posted a* tv r'.-
the American Mrd spend* regular !• ti-
bia entire time In th* vicinity of name# la. th* -*#r>r« ■ ** hU favorite fishing ground*. #*l- , never fall* lo mat. a r«'^ dom getting out cf sight *nd hear- 1 sunrise, noon and as-i- ^ * Ing cf It: hta oversea* relative They stag* th*lr Sr* -* • often vrandere miles and mile* before sunrise. a' : ; ' ‘
from water, and aeem# to find ona did not h.ai 1:
evsrylhlng h# needs where no for about thirty ' * '
water la. they ar* aUer.t *
And then, he ha* learned not to ! keep their fa.’** SiralC' depend entirety on a fl»h diet, but noon, when they (*-" r can alt down to a meal of 11 sard# | mirth no longer ani ■ or soakoa. and enjoy every mouth- another fit of lauyrt'' * ^
fuL And If such food U lacking mid-day outbarW.
urasshoppara and grubs will prove reigns, until th* r --- ’ an agreeable substitute, and In and the glow In ih'j their absence, he can mak* out on that th# day !• dyi-r. - (
a family of baby bird* or even a another laughing •:
neetful of their eggs Thl# bad bird within h#*f < • . habit of dnacroylng the young of j joyoua chorua. ar; other birds hae made him th# hear youreelf thlra — laaat fit unpopular with some haw-haw-haw* »‘ *' folks, but O.ey forget all about this from svery dir* " _ when he bursts out laughing, and Th* aolemn bus! ^ , sets th* foreet to ringing Vnh hls hour and the da.* )o!|y haw-haw-haws’ Try all you background. ' < t-w* ' ., want to. but you cant star angry j th* peals of U’a' i-' _ with s fellow, whose laugh Is as j top* Thera '« • ^
about th* who a
hardly know* * ' >r> ,
the Brush
i wonderir*
and this talent combined with hls : f* r<! '
other aMllu-e mad# him sought I after as a diplomatic envoy to carry :*# of Importance between ' n ** ! th* ruling house* of Europe
England.
when th# beble*
their 8r*«
out laugh U crmpinc t
Bubens’ work ___
to port rail ore alone. M" palcted ' beglna
iandscapee and anlmala. mythical f* u f rt '- *' ’
■objects and religious themes Perhaps acme of hts moei famous | ;air*1 tigs are those with religious i
ny pelntlnr* '
irw iuid to th# credit of Kubetia ■rush that th* theory has been ad. an.-vd that Ruben# conducted a j shoo! of painting and that the) ted the design* and put' iehlrig touch** la the-
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