CAPE HAY DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 1908.

DAYS OF SOMNOLENCE. •H* Think* of Ultimata Quaatloa* af Aaawalng Canatianca. U Uu baen .aid lhal «« *ra cootlDp.tiy amlxoloc ounelrea In-for* Ux bar of our manUlllj: that thw* mvuu to ln> ui> end to our Uitroaprotloo and to aelf uoaatloulnx* roucorulBS th* convct mode of life and method" of treat!a* our bodiea When we ar* Dot worry tax over the problem of too murb or too little aleej) w» are tldlb-th - about th# foo.1 that nourl.h.-o out etroctorml fonuatJor. and the amotitit of exerrUe oeceeaary for perfect

health.

We ipeeultte about the prop** al Iowa nr# of freah air. our recraatlou. the quality and quantity of our literary pabulum. In abort we eeldotn flea ouraelvea a moment’* real or peaea. and the borutof queatlona of th* hottr eeem ulUmataly to teaolra themaclvea Into the foliowtlut quertoa: “Do w» worry too mtu-hr and "ta our ecnee of humor decllolngT” In the food old day* we oared nothing for modern “problem*. - which grow thick black berrloa. Peraou* accepted themaelve# and other* for

WINTERS’ BLUNDERS.

ESS

Camlc Kffeeta *r«roart la the Wk#n Rad Copy Waa tha “

Tnw««r>»ic .1 • weird or comical

by the 8t UwU tlci'-Jdte In an recantDf il»e day* wU-u ull of that uewapaper'e typ.- wue e«-t by laud, before the Introduction of typMMtlnf machUxw. wheu the copy, tavtaad of beluf tyitewrlltt-u. wax turned over to thi. p: litter liy^aP tatlulUt rarWIy of food. lu».l aujl l.iJlffPwtlt cblroarniri Comparatively few of the et.ur. were allowed to contribute to the fuy etj of the aulacrtbcra. aa the uMjority were aquelrtoe»l In the "bouae of corlection. - aa the proofroom waa facatloualy termed From a coi lection made by a proofreader the. following Instance* of rldlculou* mUftadlng of

copy are taken:

"HI* hluahlnf bride” waa traiwfnnued Into "hi* blustering bride." A captain wa» Mid to bar* '•erred with deatnietlon -in the Confederate army” but the writ* thought ha

wrote ■•dUtlt>ctlou.••

Two pieti es entitled ‘The Galley_ Blare" and "Bach In Their Turn 1 * were referred to a* “The Galfcy 1

lb, ‘- r j Lore” and "Enoch In Btaln Town.”

Having in

the Influence of

wild • peculation* They

drank, they alept probably *• nature

dl.-tated and gave little or no heed to f 0ruipr cltlxona of the laud of the their Internal economy or mental bal upon the political daatiulea ance. Neither were they morbidly bp 0 f tp* town, what more natural than qnlsltlre coDcemlng their own degen- y,,, tbt . printer man abould aet up an eracy j -jrlah dlatrict court” where It had

Owing to tbl* •ubllme Indifference the -flmt dlatrict court7"

oar forbear* were undoubtedly health pmfeaior I'Yank Gecka waa mea-

ler mentally and physically, and If we modern* did but ask fewer queatloo* j and take ouraelvea lea* aolemnly there

r Inclination to cultl- i

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Sea Foods and Salads a Specialty

Prompt^Attention

would t

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to analyte Imaginary trouble*. S«mntimes one longs to ahriek from th. bouaetop* that it really do* not amount to a tinker - * lightest curse If it be right or wrong to go hatleaa or breakfaatlesa. if It be ataful to take * holiday or If It be criminal to sleep eight hour*. "Hand* off!” »hriek oar sou!*, and a frentled dealre aetee* u* to take our chance* and lire the life

that nature Intended.

That most things right themselves see mi a forlorn hope, hut let u* fondly Imagine that aome time we may anap oar fingers at naaty problem* and return to the bovine Indifference of other days and the delightful apathy of our DON'T NAG CHILDREN. Maks the Home a Place of Charm and These two brief bomflle*. called from a recent magaxtae. may contain seven] helpful Ideas for mothers: -The greatest defect ta hot— ■*—

t la aroused by e. A sensitive child hates noi1 loathes comment that la un j bestowed before the family or the'family frienfl*. “If yon And that the babB of crJOdam I* creep Ins over yon. that Jou are readier to blame than to pralae. to reprove than to reward, call a halt Bern tad yourself that fruit and flowers ripen ta the sunshine and that affection baa before now been winter killed. Not the things In a home, b the people ta It. make toe borne place of charm ang repose "Here are twelve dot/ts: “Don't worry children. “Don't worry about them, '•unrdlan angels at 111 exist, even In the twen tlcth century. “Don't lose yonr temper with children. “Don't give way when you have decided on any plan for them. “Don't leave them loo tnprb with

“Don't repel their little confidence*. “Don't get Impatient at their most unanswerable question*. “Don't Indulge them foolishly. “Don't fotref to encourage them and pralae their little •florta to please yon. “Don't show favoritlam. “Don't dlaagree about them. The father and mother abould a! way* be In unison In their training. “Don't forget that they are God'a

HOUSEWIFE HINTS. To clean lace fans spread the fan a towel and thickly cover It with bit magnesia. Pet a fold of the toi over it and whip lightly with the hand* Reverse the fan and treat the opposite side In like manner. A badly soiled fan can be cleaned with benslpe and dry talcum powder. Use all small, undeveloped or g oop* or ha*h. for the tro-

• no canned good* la a can that ha* baao opened. Remove at Thig may rob the vegetables of food ralae. bat U '

Somebody was quoted as aaylr.g that "all the ataglng folk* on the vaudeville stage have hundred* of wire*.” but th* copy, when carefully examined, found to read “husbands or and a eenaatlou In the theatrical world waa averted. •They sailed for three day* around the cape and finally slaughtered a email Italian* waa corrected to read “sighted a small Island.”, occasion the reporter wrote "dwarfed and hungered chll■o were made to appear per ■ pathetic when the compoal*uIntituled the word* "doorfad and

haggard."

“He takes delight In talking on hi* family aha me “ was a shameful thing •ay about him. for “favorite theme”

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For Sals Empty Dour, sugar and apple barla at Mecray's , corner of Ocean and Washington streets.

ta the Cri and never exposed himself where the lead was falling, au F.nglt«h lady who In her younger days mingled with FTonch society tells In her “Foreign Courts and Foreign Homes" s etory as discreditable to Prince Napolec It Is honorable to a French artist. While the artist was painting historical picture of the battle of the

said he wished ; In Jbe battle to be on bis white charger.

so that

•ex,'

and Inara sent out for

white

battle, but a rider. Bring of this terrible ce sent an aid-de-camp to ask on. The honest artist said the hould remain If the prince

Th# prince ordered the horse to I

that WgJpf* si the vsryUat?

is always a fortunate K seem woi " ild stay with

Raleigh—How waa that! Cook-Why. be was operated os ‘ of a pearl which be swallowed while eating when the pearl wai

be valuable

to pay for both the operation

A Favored Fowl. *1 has been told.” IBM Mi* Miami Brown, “dal de parrot la one o

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The Mating capacity of Arnold's Cafe ia.flve hundred. Come In and injoy the

mi sepia print by F. T. Cory cost* only twenty-five cents. The large

Friday, August M. at No. *04 ddngtoa TbM. in be a of boom made cakes, bread, plea Lunch aerved daring U* day. 1c _ ~ un. cake, and homemade candy. ^ ,tiM|tkinls. the »■—- oTour •l fnrwl Ik# Sas mndi Asl# ^ rT **

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