■:m MAY DAILY STAB. I i United danrji Jujjwtd Ausuil. botacnit-

Cap* May City Church Baoord. ( jurs urTKHI A N. On J rAUiruMlJ*rkwa. kn. 1 .Ut<. KatdMtw.M WMklntuaK-Mms-UdMeM <r.M EwUaa ,nh . » bill o'cLtdi. VA’aef-daT •VHM*: i.'rssiYJsriMxssss* :.aa tuOntut. krtdij rtromc* at» u'durk. I * AITIKT, cur.Latarrttr and FraakOn au. llrr. H H H. U .Ma». l aa^r. Muula.r r ,mliij. * odneAt*ra,rr Mminr ot Y.

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tpwudb

Hen man. «n. MW.* l-rTTrat Ha/Vtiurat. HraBMrK. IBOoaaitaiat Kef liters. A. t lloaca at Hildcl-unt. Mr. itaia'L H llosbaa >1 lUrtmrrr. C » . I- Iibs1k> «t lludaon. Mn M.tKMJMaa are !!i8ma' > . »l'’ia M wTM.Her.faAtacr «M Jl.mc. Fiaard apt«T cor Httwanl and ( ul arc IK«lti Mn Sanili. Tremon timne Hr,., m K. 1>; WaaMacisB ai F v ftdag»Utt arr. Eaat ol Franklin at ‘.imtiuat

ty

THE CONSUMERS’ LEAGUE.

A UttJe orer a year aso a maaa meet Ins waa held at Chickenn* hall under the an.plcea of the Worklus Women'a aodety for the purpose of eetahllahins what ta now knorru as the Couauniera’ league, an organ Uatlou declaring ila object to he "to ameliorate the condition of the women and children employed In the retail mercantile bouses of lhis city by patrunialng so far rtirnctlcahle only such houses as approac In their eooditiou. to the ’standard of fair house• as adopted by the league, an

ridoan arrired in port the account of a tbrilllni; voyage. The Mont*, vidaan left London lor ibis port with 2.00C ’ cargo. The paaaage waa

little eastward of Cape Ray on Wednesday.

smoke was noticed coming from No. fi afterbold. A moment later the cry that there waa a Are In the bold rang through .the ship. All bauds were summoned on dock, even the cook baring to take a hand In the fight for the ship Captain Ferguson at^«Lbn the bridge, while First Officer Wngbt directed the men. The ship's brad waa Immediately turned to the wind. The steam donkey pump, force pump and

>n deck, including the only

Tuesday evening al t. VATHULlC.^MWa^oii

xsrvHusi&M irt.

alerting. Frida*. tF.M. i LbX> A. ■. B- A. R. NBMtos. •lay alii a* •Trngt— —

8L John'8 P. B. Church. i-A.wsrsai'A.ss'trsi - »• U ~ LMrhotaoa.lk.IA. Me* . L ». I>. ««•»« M • ‘ ^lani'hanl, Jagjf jjaTr-A |.*..a ■.Manayunk. AU|.n-llt.B»e.Auan oearuurauBK “■ •»» ». D. luemr au« S-Kev.A. H Fklkner, l>. D, Kactor i bii barefe. (earmaatowa. Ang. an—tier. W. Kirk us. LL. U-. Beseae ■ ■ - ' - Kept r.-Ke>. Henry L. U. Hraadee. Bertoe i s;TK. , a , a5S' J “i: t.luwee Church of the Holy Trinity, rhlia. tub aiaricca aak ranTO.atx.

• g.J Spicer. tTWaahlimtan at 'uWSCfd.K 1 *”’'

.yaeb. zJ,U Perry" at e-wti. HanaanfaMockloB see ore. John HJi. aOUumW. s«e ed. Henry < •. aurG rant and Su L

u.

MeWwatn. nec K. Ida Villa, cor. Jeflrraon at McCteAV^re u’catambta are and tlurrury MeudeekalL Mrs fc M. Ueacfe are • Uuaardat Morris. Krih.11 Columbia an MrCredy. Mrs K. *' Hurh—.t “• " k Hushes at

ca IwV.ldreroMn’ Knuiklln street — J on * Meckit roar No.«. O. A. B. asannMeson lbe sevonC. and fourth Thursday . rrn.ugs of each moo in al No. S: WaablngUm ' C SIB Mar bo DOB. No. a. A, '6. t "W. luerta no the first ana third Thursday eve lung, of each month at No. 1« Waahlngtna W. I>r Jaa. Mecrer medical eumlner. . • • iai-a Mat CoacbaTB. No. HL Improved ■ os visa»ris»%esas: a loWushlngton street.

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COm&E DIRECTORY

.—umTMnSMNorth id _ _ ImM ii, K M. North sc near (Irani avr luadk-y. Mrs W T, 15 HtuekUin are i kwet^C^oioBSa aagiiwwiBwgiftise-. iSSSiSiielSSSSASii '■ !iTiA‘*VWft!STai.„ I .-is-..c A. W Washington«

n . Ju i'.BOulumbUan

HaMs.n, T B, Ocean si near Beach are Ksawawfa. ■ ■ I uIloLhegaaM, 11 Pranklm st

.'i: HnsistM 113.1. .1 UdOS

ErJafcRtefe? ssaflMKtt&n

cami'. M. A. Bee brook Oottagr, Windsor er.

i mSTM’S^S Hughe! tt

t nautsln. Mrs. L, Trenaout House

i .Je ii. Jos, NoTe Hughes at.

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t i.aIm rs. Mrs M m A C Hughes st • lark. Chaa I>. U Columbia see

i .jetton. Mrs Mart* streor Windsor an i Imw^^midaaoDlo'nimatVnd Kallruad i «• k. l>r M. Willow Cottage, Howard at and

■ ucni-n, M D. Mary J tt Wlmtsor an

• LsiMiirr. U L <1 »Indsur ara

• oey.-tL Mrs B F. Quldort Cuttaga. Decatur at

iswsKfe cuUiua, Mm J.smMagisi 1 HmgU», Mrs Ann F. Iir »:&'—

!<*•«. IMcatur ad rrmaklla ate

I ail). Al. cot

iZXZXV/:#

isa bet Ossan

•yvr. Cul Ueo 1, M IblA^sA S^* 1 ^** o. Mug. Hurt k. Jr. nueeatur at

Washington st SaustJfirEssft^"" ■ Main. Chat J. V Slock urn aee Marks. K , • Smeava Bow 1): J C. It Beach see MeCaull*. John U. • e cur Ferry and Manslo au IE Nathans. Samuel. It LulrrUi CoUageJh Jack'el Nuuaka. W C. U WaMilngloo

®ES6Kfeh”^,». ^^jSn'WrkSuKo.

Q

Quldort. P. r. Beal h a.r and Parry at

R

IS Washington st sasaiAiSssrsKi..,oe.ee htoaea lilefel. Mrs J. 5 Ocean’s! Beihiwn. J JL» UubuaUa are Beiemheuu. Joseph S South Ufeyette st rdaou. Mrs Y f. Carroll Villa. Jackson st OrCbas. SS Latairtle al • A W. IkOolumtim are un. Mrs. FrankUn at. opp Natloeal Hall ph. C A, Mrs tUnd'a Cottage. Washing ^ fUoae,KJ. Hraadnay ^ HewejCwmJL 1J Windsor ate Smltn, Isaac U, sc Waaklngtou at Stevens. Win ToorgSs st Smith. N B. 113 Waslduglon it mSssiftsTaw^* " -Cl A. eor lio. are stand Columbia aee war. W B.7 Stockton Bow irer. (1 llberl M. hi Hughes at lb. C boss, la maahiaa ara Somers. Frank.» Windsor are Btokea. J DO 0.0 Franklin at sssriKSftr'ftsssr.., j^uMMaeg^Mig j so i*lapatta st, ad door et. Jamm M. Congress and North ifASWAK. a .Y™‘“ _ sseaiM'iYsas., id. WUUam.W hatayrtle st S|VMM(W>a CoiuaiUs aee

The principal officers of the league are Mrs. Charles Russell In well, president; Mrs. Charles S. Spoffonl. treasurer; Mias

Calderell. recording aecretary, and Mrs. i Every aoul Robert ,V. McKim. aorrrapondlng aecre \ paaacngvrs, tary; and these women have succeeded > Orders were git

daring their twelve months of

dewing very efficient aid to . . — — . ployed in sbope j permeated by fumes of pepper. Three For a time It waa up -hill work; drat, to ‘ streams were directed through the smoke, induce employers to believe that they were ' hot it waa nereasary U> locate the fire, and treating their employes badly, and then to I with this end in view the boatswain's mats elicit from them a promise to change their) waa lowered down the hold. No sooner met bode, but business men are not unjust; waa be in the smoke than it began to aufaad bard hearted, and one by one they are : foeaU him, and he was brought up to the gradually showing Ibelr willingness to aee deck. Three Itram did be venture down. ' matter In the right light. | and the last time he managed to reach a laddea. a large wumbrr of women In' ventilator, where be gut a breath of fresh

New York who do much ehopping have i air.

r shoulders to the wheel in order I In locating the fire be out of existence this form of op-. come on deck every few t prasaion to shop employes, and UUa action covered that the fire baa even more weight with the shopmen, lower hold among b '-

strange as it may eevm. than has the moral and general inev. hanoiar. in close proaside of the question—the awakening to the Imlly were a number of barrels of oil, the of Injustice. , outsides of which were already scorched. ; r-stpes of a few of the firms were tc Several bale* of jute were shifted, and then ad at oner, and these were issued by , the fight proper with the fire began. Kvthe Consumers' league in the shape of a ery man worked with a will, feeling as U ■'white list" for the benefit of the shoppers the safety of the ship and lu crew depeudIntereatad in the reform. This list Is being ad on hla own individual ttxextiona. it waa addad to each month, and it is hoped in the an anxious time, and for a while It waa

sad that all tire EMail amaUlthi

rtgn the paptx.

its. Hadistaken In the

bale, of rags and Jute

PLANS FOR A PEST HOUSE. Da* 1.1 W. Ming Tell* How to Balld a Hospital tor Coatagtana Dloeaaoa. In the Illustrations given are shown a perspective view and one half plana each of the first and second stories of a hospital for cooUgkms dlseawa. This system can he arranged to meet the requirements of a large city, small town or village. One-half the building iv intended for male patients and the ‘ “ * -

Moneys, Valuables and Merchandise To all points In the United States. Orders lor goods to be forwarded by i q mi will be carried without charges and promptly delivered by our os n messengers,

In all cam the site and arrangement should he such as to provide for the etten aioo of hospital arcomtnodationa In tba event of au epidemic As the population in country districts la small and widely distributed, the proportion of the beds to the number of Inhabitants should be about onelnSuO A town of 10,000 inhabitants would require shoot twenty beds The hospital should contain two wards, with eight beds, with at least three ro each with a single bed. for the recepti doubtful cases. Three oruld undergr

to Insure, aa far as | fact lea Me, the return of goods on the as me day. HORSES AND CARRIAGES •

Can be Sent by express on fast passenger trains.

WASH HAMPERS.

Coot ila tag clotting In he iauadried will be carried between Philadelphia, ot Camden. and Cape May at «l 00 for the round trip, and w ill he nailed fur and delivered

upon dgyeepeetfted by *fa ppere.

May office—Corner Waahingtqn and Jackson streets, dclphla office—Feny Huilding, foot of Market street. RORKRT NTK».T< H, Grn. Agv-Mt.

In addition there should be a banding containing a room for the visiting physician, a sitting room and bedroom for the matron and slmptug apart menu ft nurere and cook, kitchen and dining etc. This building Is sometimes o with the main hospital huilding by a covered paaaage. but in the caw

"fair house’’ is "One In

which equal pay U given for work of equal value. Irrespective of sex; in the de;>art- ‘ only are employed,

am wages are six

dollars per week for experienced adult workers, hut fall In few instances below eight dollars; in which wages are paid by the week; in which flora, if imposed, are paid lute a fund for the benefit of the employes; In which the minimum wages of cash girls are two dollars per week, with the same conditions regarding weekly paymrau and floes; in which the hours from 8 a. m. to 0 p. m. (with three-quarters of an hour for lunch) constitute a working day, and a. general half holiday la given on ona day of each week during at least two summer months; in which a vacation of not leas than one

pay during the Bummer

ed for. In which work, lunch and retiring rooms are apart from one another, and conform in all reapecu to the present sanitary a; In which the present law regarding providing of aeau for sales women la •rved ana the use of aeau permitted; in which humane and coital Irrate behavior toward employes is the rule; In which fidelity and length of service meet with consideration which la th.lr due; in which no children under fourteen yean of No ona who reads there rules will find anything unreasonable In them. On the contrary, even the woman who has borne resentment in her heart toward thla or that clerk because of having been treated by her with Indifference or dli ... - wish her to be cared for in

have directed everything with perfect poanre, the Are waa eventually mastered, but oot till after two and a half hours' bard fighting. Stored in No t bold, tha furthest forward on tha ship, were twelve tons of gunpowder. Qtf comae, to reach thla Use fire would harehad to burn through severs: bulkheads Had It made much more headway the bold would hare been flooded by leUing lu Use water from the bottom of the ship, but fortunately thla waa not Deereaary.—Montreal Cor. Toronto Mall

In enforcing the postal laws hundreds ol cases are Investigated by the poatofflee authorities which are not brought to the attention of the court*, and lu which no punishment la asked for. There hare been techbical Infractions of the law, but withgullty Intention upon the part of the

entirely detached from the hospital build

the air both

Such a case was settled by Mr. George S. Evans, the poatoffice iusim-tor in charge at the Federal building. Nobody was injured in the tranaacUoo, and the delinquents in the matter freely acknowledged their gratitude for the Judicious way lu which the

A 0.8 Grant at T B. T1L • to Lvfajeuc at

wd*o.. J b. iiitwABMPOTM |etater,A!Si£at ' • r SS 1 ’ **

In the constitution adopted by the Consumers - league the condition of mem barship is tba approval by signature of the object of the league, all |*-r»ons being eligible excepting such ax are engaged In the retail business in New York.—New York World.

Thla happy remark often occurs to us when wa aee boys going to school with shoes that have never once known the brush, with hair uncombed, faces not too clean, ears unfit for Inapseuon, bauds very black, and a cap that has evidently known hard service as a missile weapon. Such a hoy la more likely at laast both to talk and to act unbecomingly than one who la clean and tidy. Something within the tidy boy compels him to live up to his appearance. Tba other boy is apt to 11 vt down to his dirty boots. Fixing upon a boy an odious and belittling nickname which lowers bis self re rldtculing him for any naiuraf defect, and for tba dutnalneea which often results from such a defect. The mistakes of youth frequently result from shynyea, and this la greatly aggravated by the Jeer* of companions, and still more by the impatience of a » honored and re-

ward from tba moment when be received from tome honored lips a word ot an agement or discovered by chance that be waa stot inferior to bla comrades, dea; .ranees to tha contrary, can hardly do a more Injurious of bimaelf than lie ought to think. Humility teas exeat toot trait, but humility la a vary different thing from the mortification and aalf abasement that eomatlm anil from sneers or ridicule.—Youth’a Corn-

One of the largest corporations of Boa ton has frequent occasion to send notices to stockholders and director* and cirenlare to customers They are almost always in print, and being put in an unsealed envelope require only a one cent stamp. A large lot of not!era were sent out a day or two ago. The aecretary ordered a sufficient number from tha printer, and when the lot arrived handed them to a lad] clerk, with Instructions to be sure am mail them that night to the genUemer

circular letters. She found the printer bad fallen abort of the required number, and that she needed twenty more. She had received positive orders to get tba whole number into the mail that night, and not know- ' g the law, or being forgetful of it for the omeut, she wrote out a sufficient number notices to fill the hill, folded thorn into her enralopea, apd, leaving them unsealed, put a one cent stamp on each, aa ah ' n all the others. By the merest accident ona of the written ocumenta waa discovered by a poatoffice nploye, and. aa In duty hound under the law, be made an examination of the whole batch and found that twenty of the en vrlopes should have had a two neat stamp -letter postage. Au attempt to evade postage—or defraud the postal revenues—Is punishable re a criminal offeoae under the statutes of the United States The case by neceaaity waa reported to Mr. Evans and ha made an Investigation. When be discovered that tha were aa stated here he declined to make any case for prosecution, and simply asked that the corporation pay to the gorent the amount of the postage dr twenty cents.—Boston Herald.

Hal i '..i.iaui it “ WhMtoa, Med Jr. Colombia ate. East of 5*'?■ “/*£** 10 KoHh •* Woodward. Mrs A r, w cur North st and

ZatleU,T. ear Cal as

“Dully Star” TUe Table,

Friday. " 17 l» xso -

~ u a -mJ.

J ^ ifc uStfKnr M. near Kft^rfiw) I

j^rifijlssrg W ILW SJt •• - AAr l.tl All “ u xaa xxt

i.rtet. KrsTIary, JITf lodsor are (Srtaric. J H. M oeeaa re-l* avJ ■•- i;uuio, Mrs J £ll Wledsorave •. mmguam. A J. U Btoctica are • Timu. I J. ocean st A Ootaabia a>^ • .nsita. Mrs B, T Columbia are (ta V V JO Slock too are fi?il9«$Seatv« *"

Tbs ladles of Rome early Imbibed a love for art and artistic decoration of their per'Vhtle In early time* their draw waa severely simple, they kept pace with the taaUs of the men, and many ladles of rank vied with the cardinals in t . of the goldsmiths. Cellini numbered ' among bis friends, and at various a keenly felt the consequences of their displeasure or caprics. Of course the patronage of women waa Dot directly connected with tha iff airs of the obureh, for in its councils women were unknown. The popes and prlaeta never married, alas art might have bats more widely applied than It was. Women often, however, called the goldsmith'! talent! Into their service forth! creation of splendid gifts in the their religion. A few of them furnished means tor the crealioo of altar furniture actar, which they presented to — arias ta which they worshiped. Exit theis was another rises of Homan Women. There were beauties in Home well aa in other countries, and they we not leas food of personal adornment ai

At the time of which Shakespeare made so much Of hta plays. Jewels 1 warn in greater or leas profusion by the WatlUfcs Korea.—J e*esle rs ’ Ware’

Of a large collection of telka that-have hitherto been stored lu the war department at Washington. Including tha captured battle flags and tha ‘ ‘ ‘ . — . . ProklrtH

pistol with which Boot! Lincoln.—Philadelphia L

■e of gunpowder aa an agent

list which be ay before her work 1 The lady wrote the directions on all bet

-Uvlag t> to” a I ursltor* Mott It ta gratifying to observe that day by day a greater public Interest to manifest in the subject of bouse decoration. The manufacturer may care or care oc* for the trivial gossip about "tying a bow china dog." or "bow best to treat a cc window facing the south.” but tba mere

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radiation If by ateam. This consists of paming a current of fresh air from tba outside over a coil-of ateam ; rooms by means of metal ducts and registers. The warm alf to more effectively die trlbutad If brought into the room at some distance above the floor or near the ceiling. The ventilating ducts for carrying off tha foul air may be connected with the rooms by means of registers placed In the floor, or in the side walls near the Boor. The water eloarta must be located ao>s to ventilate into a separate flue, and ahwnd never communicate directly with the

allowed or be allowed to i of the district, la the first story plan of the hospital here shown the general waiting room. Uvlag room. Uacs closet* and wardrobes are localed la the middle of tha building, with servant steeping rooms and bathroom In the second Story, with the kitchen In the front. On each aide of this section of the building are arranged the wings of the hospital proper. o “ *“

WEST JERSEY EXPRESS CO.,

FOBWARDUS OF

Palace Steamer Republic Philadelphia and Gape Hay, Stopping both ways at Wilmington daily; at Chester Tuesdays and Saturdays. Grand Special Excursion to the Delaware Breakwater next WEDNESDAY. Fare, 50 cents, including fare we r D. B. and C. M.R. R. Train leaves 1.00 P. M.

Fare Tor Bonnd Trip, - - - • Single Trip (either wmj) . . - . Horses and Carriages taken. Baggage and Freight Transported. Office at Union Transfer Co., Washington and Jackson Streets. ^ WII.tlAM F. Kt'KNKI.ln General Manager. Ill Chretaal Street, Philadelphia.

THE STANDARD COCOA OF EUROPE. Van Houten’s Cocoa

“Bar a Goa nniinr."

Royal Cocoa Factory, Wooap, Holland.

A Delicious Substitute for Tea and Coffee and Much Bet* ter than either for the Stomach A Nerves. Perfectly Pure. INSTANTLY PREPARED— EASILY DIGESTED.

anvona of tha wfi»<»«f, r*"’- aai.ni» (Mesa, ovsr any offcav brand aRhar foreign or domattie. It to ptrt upai 1-8,1-4.1-2 and ona lb. cant, and caa ba had of any rsliabto groosr In tha U. K “DACE TRIED. USED AlMATt." N. Y. Branch: IOC A 106 Reads tt.

DILLON’S,

Corner Washington and Jackson Streets. Of which the well-known JOHN J. RATTY is proprietor, is one of the most central and popular resorts on the Island, at which the finest Wines and Liquors and Rochester Beer can always be had, together with superior accommodations for parties. Handsomely appointed parlors for ladies.

A Corridor. 10. laolatlnc

Iwaddlc though It la—abowa au

alter to tha rapidly expanding public taste

(or things decorative, ft’s A pity, however, | Tbnt thoroughly ventilated that this taate to not more logics!; for many . 1 „ ge built of masonry kr a woman to aighina today for whitewashed ^ ,b, order ot the rooms; the foul wall, and pin, tablre, with only, few rugs .Ir to drawn off through regfcten placed the floor and a chair or two. almply bs- | ln u*. floor directly under each bad. At 1 ^ txUrmmf0 4 t ^ tba building are the

Isolating rooms, hatha and toilet rooms, aa shown, each vaalllalad by separate flues.

’ with ' z •*-

for tired bauds. It to a

voice cannot go forth lik. and warn folks to hava a defluita object In

view when “house furnishing.”

Oscar Wilde made himself the butt and ridicule of the entire press of this country when ha said, about eleven years ago, that hit highest ambition In life was to "lire up to the sunflower." hut tha Idea waa full If In furntohiog one would take only a simple flower and build up tha surroundlugs from Its color combi nation, ona would

n deal red.

The great trouble though with this "Dee orative Column” buaineaa In the newspaper la that It fills a woman’s bead with lota-of details—and by the time she has adopted a fev " “

ery belting ia aald to bs iMStlng with some success in this country. It waa firstlu routed In England, and it to claimed for the new malarial that U to atrongor than other belting, mors durable, more efficient, and as low priced.

be cut off from the wards. This building to of tirick, and would be suitable foracMy. but the same principle could be employed in erecting a lea expensive structure. For example, the main building could be constructed entirely of wood, one story In height, and the extra toe tec and isolation rooms In the second story omitted. In which case the building could be erected for about 810,000.

0. W. Row.

Maud—Jack tells me that he has never loved any one before. Ethel—Well, excuse me for tolling you. but be and 1 were ooce engaged. Maud—Oh, I didn’t aak him about engagements. I only asked him about love. —Mousey’s Weekly.

The Bac* for AdvvrtlsiacA long necked young nvaaber, who wear* abnormally high col la re. waa the other day apfIM tO\by an «mU»M firm of MMp meerkanrsth VlftoPB MtltoPhlroB* ■> Mta Edwaili Ouilili. a ■uufl'ear+ern ploy of the Gilbert Clock company wager with one of the workmen

could eat twenty-

~'3\

waa won by Smith. Aa the bet waa for only one dollar U looks decldcrily aa though

I and the

>■<**• ol

a recant article by Mrs. Florence HowaTlaU, “Oue ad vantage of a Urge wedding over a small one, and tharofore. In moat coses, of a church wadding, to that tha bride to likely to recelre a greater number of

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Powell’s Gents’ Furnishing Store. PIER AVENUE, CAPE MAY, N. J.

to prepared to 811 aB « CLOTHING LINE.

CHILDREN’S CLOTHE

repalrtn* punctually at

GKO. M. POWELL

E JOHNSON, H ash I ugton SI roe 1. near P. Cape *■> . A Urge and Wellhelrcud Bench ol FINE SHOES AND SLIPPERS. A Fun Assortment ol Wan Piper coeUautly on hand.

■jinnfiirtorers of tkelr Celebrated 1 gad S H. P. GASOLINE ENGINES. Abo a Foil Line of from 3 toGO H. P. ^Vertical Eiighies* When in need of Power of any description, don’t fail to

write direct to

P. P. OLDS & SON, LANSING, UGH.