CAPE MAY DAILY STAPu

Cape May City Church Record.

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BUSIHESS DIRECTORY.

Trust and Safe Deposit Co.

Willlim T. Oorpeand

THE SWEET GIRL GRADUATt Oh. sweet eiH BTaloau:

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DANCING TO THE STATION.

Teittenlnx forenoon a baud organ uan Mopi—l tin- wheel- on which hi-music wua ai»unte-l in South street, ur-ar the I'arunia - firry, and Martel off with the lively air of • The Ulr! I left Behind Me." He hadn't man with a new straw hat on hU head and ilia dungaree tnmiera staffed Into bis hoot

from the crowd, flung hu j

' liere. yon ijuit that:" called a man. an the crowd began to laugh. “No law agin dancing in the i

New York, and 1 know it:'' replied

man. “First two couple fc back! Forward again and s two couple forward and bad

—Burton Courier.

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“You must atop!" Interrupted the of-

fer.

"All balance to partuem! Partners iwlng! Jawing with the gal behind you!

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“Black, of course." “Wnat Black?" “Wliat'a the matter with yon?'

WEST JERSEY EXPRESS CO., Moneys, Valuables anct Merchandise To all polnu in the United States.e Order* lor good* to be forwarded by eapreas will be carried without charge* and promptly delirtred by onr own roesaenger*, so as to insure, as far as practicable, the return of goods on the same day. HORSES AND CARRIAGES Can be sent by expreas on fast passenger trains.

WASH HAMPERS

Containing clothing to he laundritd will be carried between Philadelphia, or Camden, and (.'ape May at <1.00 for Uie round trip, and will bd called for and delivered

ujion day* ajiecifled by sb-pprrs.

I Cape May office—Corner Washington and Jackson streets, j Philadelphia office—Ferry Building, fool of Market street. KOBF-KT STBFTCH, fa>n. Agonl. Palace Steamer Republic Philadelphia and Cape May, Stopping both ways at Wilmington daily; at Chester Tues-

days and Saturdays.

, --,.uop! lfoeV>uu-u, . “Stop. 1 >ayr called the offii i "Two In-ail couple lead up to the right! lauliin cbangt-I Half promenade! Balance all to partner-, and -ning with the gal liebiiid you! 111! Hi! Bet *er flicker!" "I shall have to arrest you!" said the uffleer, as he srixed the man by the arm. “Arrest and lw banged! Sideeouplni lead np! Badies change: Half promenadr! Balance to corner*, and swing with the

gal”

“Come along!" said the officer as he pulled him away. “Am I amwtedr"

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"Well, all right—aboot aw bust the law if it takes mi costa me thirty-seven dollars.' And the crowd cheered him the officer had no soul.—New

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igrnt compositor” does nol Ite a more beneficent bluu committed In Brooklyn tin

reconciliatioti of a hush had become M-riously t

iged. Aft.

•us nature the betook himself to a newspaper uffiee. where he wrote an advertisement stating that he would not be responsible for ids wife’s debts. Desiring two insertions of it, he wrote over It. “For two days." When the “ad." appeared It announced that for two days only be would not be re sponsible as aforesaid. The wife saw It of course, and was so greatly struck by It* comical aspect that she forthwith sought her irate husband, and in a abort time they peacefully buried the hatchet. All on account of a printer's stupid mistake. Truly be builded better than be knew, and wits instrumental in causing the wrath Of man to eventuate In domestic harmony.—New York Tribune.

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“1 detest the story with a double mea*ing," said Marshal P. Wilder to a group of friends in Bondofi some time since, “hut there art-, nevertheless, some good stom-i without the don We meaning that I cannot stance: two fleas met after a long separation. 'Ah, there!' inquired otic. 'Dead discouraged,’ replied the other. 'How so?' inquired number one. 'B*-en on a Irani! fur six mouths,' was the tired reply. ‘Dear me! - exclaimed the first; 'then you must he all worn oat with fatigue.* 'No; the tramp died.’ "—Truth.

During mass he listened imjiatiently the feeble execution of the organ play and could hardly hear to sit out the - vice. After mass the prior asked Mu» to dinner, and took the opportunity to quire how he liked the playing of the

ganist.

“He plays quite In Biblical fashion," said

Mozart.

“How Is that?" asked the prior. “Ilia left hand doe* not know what th right hand is doing,” woa the reply.—Di helm Kalendar.

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Horses and Carriages taken. Baggage and Freight 1 Transported. Office at Union Transfer Co., Washington and

| Jackson Streets.

BTI.I.IAM F. RliSNKI.Iw denertal Malinger.

lit Chestnut Strwt, Philadelphia

EXCELSIOR M4ILKET, No. S3 WASHINGTON STREET,

CAPE MAY CITY. V J.

JOHyTf AITIN & RBO. COME TO CAPE MAY AND SEE

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BECATFR STREET. BEIAIW WANIIIAUTOK NTREET. CHC>1010 WlTNl-X aV l.lC*UO««S8. lee Fold latgrr Beer. Nniuiucr Ourden.

Rollled <>ood» a Npeclally for .Family Fae.

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for her, handed her the paper, and resuro his reading. She was soon loick at I aide, however, aud be inquired: “What'a the matter; aren't they 1

right?"

“Oh, ye*, indeed. They a

In a breach of promise rase conII be plaintiff asked the defendant: “Did you ever kiss the plaintiff?'' “Ye*; many a time." "How often?" "I admit baring khwi-d her almost vrning when 1 called to sec her.” “Yc. lint i'w'm compcllrtl to do It “Compelled; how's that?" "Why. it was the only way to p *r singing."—Bustige BlatU-r.

‘First you had whooping cough, the juU got the grip, then malaria, aisl no you have Jaundice. Seems to me yon calc everything In your town,” aaid Wiggles. "Yes,” said theeommuter. "Everythin except the train 1 want.”—Harpcr’a Baza

Judge—Now bo careful and slick to U* Witness—Why, my lord. If you were U nt me up luto sausage meat, I shouldu' aay anything diffeientFlirgvndt Blatter

She—There wasn't much laughleror con vrraaliou at yonr end of the table. Didn ‘ you and jour young lady have any thing it -ommonf He—Ob, yes—an appetite.—Bife.

Now Kaxuola Khau

With a sawlike voice and a Was a regular drug on the z For to marry her noo, ... Buttbepotmtata. L'. With the sandlese Tartar 1

And so he caneLt a Tartar. And offered to him. without waste of bn The choso* of boding I* oil to death. Or a marriage with Ida darter. The Tartar grim

Says the khan. “My lad.

Minerva (looking up from her reading)Amit Fidelia, the .Use u la plan, altrlbutr rheumatism to a pathogenic micro-org.-tn tam which under certain favorable conditions is received and propagated. Aunt Fidelia—I dou l-brlieve a word It. I have liad the rheumatism twen yiwrs, and I never snw a sign of the rn lure jvt.—Pharmaceutical Era.

A bright ten-year-old girl. s ho«e fat hi is addicted to amateur plaKography, at tended a trial at court the other day ft the first time* This was her account 1 the judge's cliargr: "The judge mode a long speech to th Jury of twelve men, aud then srut them ol Into a little dark room to develop."—ChrU-

Anxious Mamma—IJltlc Dick la up •tain crying with the toothache. ^ Practical Papa—Take him around to the “1 haven't aay money." “Yon won’t need any money. The toothache will atop before you get there."—Good

Her Choice. Amateur Artist—I should like to ptvsent the last picture 1 painted to some chart table Institution. Now, which would you recommend? Cruel Bsdy Friend—The Blind asylum. —Life. Wald—What do you suppose Solomon meant when lie aaid, ’'Give me neither poverty nor riche*?' 1 Randall—Ho probably wanted to work on a aalary.—New York Herald.

“How arc yon progressing with your French?" "Well, I am getting so that I can mak* myself misunderstood perfectly."- liar-

Hr—Won't you he mine? I would give She—You may take me—on those terms strictly.—KaU Field's Washington.

"riseand sak^'tlf° nr ou * ht proving the condition of the dog why missionaries are not tent to Kansas and other parts where the dogs have become demoralized and have relapsed into an nncivllixed At Wichita a few days ago alien! of these wild dogs pulled John J. Pratt .~l ^

J. W. EAGAN. Mansion House Bakery, .\o. 7 MA\NIO.\ NTREF7T.

C’APE HAY PAVEION.

FIRST-CLASS CAROUSAL. IC Tim. on 5 Cents per Ride. Kt 1)01.1*11 IIOI.I.E.

DILLONS,

Corner Washington and Jackson Streets. Of which the wdl-known JOHN J. RATTY is proprietor, is one of the most central and popular resorts on the Island, at which the finest Wines and Liquors and Rochester Beer can always be had, together with superior accommodations for parties. Handsomely appointed jiarlors for ladies.

ICE! ICE! ICK! "Knickerbocker Ice C°OF PHILADELPHIA 8UPPUKB IIOTM.R, HE ST A CHANTS and COTTA OKS W/TIl

PURE EASTERN ICE.

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BEST gtiAUTY CAREFUI.I.Y PKKI’AKEll FOR FAMILY C8K, AND FULL WEIGHT GUARANTEED.

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FINE SHOES AND SLIPPERS. all Paper constant!) ot

Vljc Jvcw Mouijt Vci^ori Hotel, CAPE MAY, N. J. ON THE BEACH. TERMS, ta Per Day. VALLEE & SHERRICK, Proprietors.

Gordon’s Hotel and Hestaurant, No. Iff Unalilnrlnn Nt., Cape May, V J. CHOICE WINES AND LIQUORS. BOARDING BY THE DAY OR WEEK. Agent for the F. A. Poth Brewing Company. Jollied Good* a Specialty for Family Cue. Oyster* in Every Style.

Mr. Pratt bad a revolver, and the number • of dog. fouad near the dral ixxil™ cf hm, 1 aelf and little girl showed that be had made a desn-ratr fleht —v, .v 1.1 -

Congress Hall Boarding and Livery Stables, North and CongrcMN Ml*., C'npe May, J. P. BRICK.

MAGUIRE’S NEW COLUMBIA BATH ROUSES.

Fetabllehed 84 Team

NEW RUBES AND FljUfT-CLASS SERVICE.

BEST RATHIRG GRUURin.