- - * • - J*.

Imlrurtlon. II ol CTil I I

TTiii premonition ol eril I ttrorc to throw oH with an affectation o( gaj^ty. I feicneJ aMoniahmcnt that anybody thculd charge the cooking achools with never having really taught n» anythin*.

proteited I. •'there i* now

nouc. 1 dareaay, who doe* not know he

has a stomach!“ ,

“Truly," cried the woman, my wife, her eyes aglow with earnestncis. "And of course it was not until they had the people thus well grounded in the rudiments that the cooking schools could proceed to teach what was at dll trans-

Tmr I*»*««ey'* *•*». stone, lend me $150, will yon?" U for, old fclloKf' * “I want to pay my wife's funeral ex-

penses."

Certainly."

e wTut l

hands it ore

ainly.'

tes a dieck for the amount and

hands it over.) ' "finr-rv If, hfj

r (ylvonrywife's death,

Gagson. When did she-die?” "About a year and a half ago. The

young woman I’m going to marry tomorrow says that bill ha* $ot to be pai<^ first. Ever so much obliged to you,

.One abort.

• Wen." asked the professor, ‘ did you attend our commencement and meet our "No.” answered the editor. "I didn't attend, but I've met them all, I guess. How manv young men did you graduate

* h ^Pwf r ‘

said been

ro hundred and twelve,' answered

the professor.

"Then one of them must be ill," the editor. "L’p to date an ha' arcund to strike me for a job.”

Diplomacy Deflaod.

Johnny—Paw?

Mr. Wise—What, ray son? "What is diplomacy?"

■ Diplomacy, m;

, my son, between great

powers is termed the exercise of statesmanship. but between individuals it is generally described as lying, with one or two warm adjcctiycs to add to the

description of the same."

Tb« Kasim! of Rnceau. Show me a man who has never mad* » mistake, and I will show you one woo has never tried anything. It is a mistake to eat all you can, spend all you have, tell all you know, or show ■all you feel. Ever since I knew of them. I have been wanting to employ Schwab, J. P. Morgan, and John Wanamaker, for there la no trouble in getting business—the trouble lies in getting them. A bad pup often makes a good dog; and I would rather undertake .to reverse the force of a bad man than loan my own to a weak one. Many people labor like an ox or a mule, and have to be pressed or they will not cam their feed. Dont tell me what you have of beauty, strength, education, money or genius. The only thing I care to consider is what you are doing with it U wc could get a shield from the fear of things that never happen, our troubles would be reduced 90 per cent ^ Many practice humanity to get the unYou can’t escape criticism, for if you save money, you arc a miser and a hog; and. if you spend it, you are a spendthrift and a dog. s If you don’t know where succesa liea. perhaps you know where it is not, and that will show me what to avoid. Set your stake, and. before you reach it. set it further ahead. Some people kick at everything they don’t understand. I would rather fail and know the cause than succeed and not know why. He that opposes us sharpens our wits

and

becomes our helper.

tolerate a man who fails to a

or one who nev liar ahead, but I •

t a tr

quire an education,

» doll * ’

__ of a person v

mie enough to have a good time. If you expect to make anything expect to make mistakes. —

Bachelor

An KnroBraglng Holbaak.

Mr. Perkins—Miss Simpson', my heart holds a great secret, but I feel timid

about confiding it to you.

Miss Simpson—Well, Mr. Perkins.

can't help you out any; the man wl proposes to me, Mr. Perkins, shan't phy and have a chance to throw it up to me that yet takin 1 led him on. ivun.

c D ii>r* Colon

“Our college colors are pink and ol«f gold." said Miss Frocks.

To read day by day of the r female bachelors that are beii out by the colleges is sometl

startling.

We shall sec some astonishing figures when the next census is published in fall. Already one doctor in every tweny-five is a woman, and one twenty-eighth of all the preachers are women. One-eighth of the college professors’ chairs are now I j filled by women, while one journalist or.t who I of everv twenty is a woman. In telcgru>hy and clerking women show signs of

"Our college colors were black and blue when I was initiated into the secret

society," added her broihcr.

Contagion* blood poison, old Mating deem, •ero/ula, bone pain*. faUtn* hair, mneota patebo*. and deadly cancer, running, frater mg tow. paiaiaSent plm plea .cured by B. B. B. ia Stood Data), which kill* the potaor..

(Botanic blood Data), which kllla the 00U0... Heal* mrj acre; eapec tally mead mended for old. obetiaote oaeea. Dmggtoa. «1. Dewcrib. trouble, and trial traatarnt cent free by writla* Dr. Oillan, 11 Mitchell Hi., Atlanta, Ga. The girl who fiahea for oomnlimenta should tail her hook with flattery.

a cf IVtxai: rAOxbaa Ln

Vr«d or“c<*toir’pZimit]'

ic boiling. Sold by all drngglata. T

What the World Demande.

The world does not demand that

•become

ird. but some few : they really like

Are Twa fal 11 1* the only ears foe; Tired.' Aching. Hot, Swrehar Feat. Cora- • nd Bunion*. AjU for. Allen'. FooUgase. a powder to be ahaken Into the ahoec. Cue* while yon walk. At all Drngglata and Sho: Store., Kc. SauraU tent FHEE. Addraa. Allen s. Oimated. XeRoy, W, T. The Dank of France checking out fifth in gold

first Far *t>r KotrcU. So matter what alia yon, headache to a cancer, yon will new get well until your bowri* aredpcl right. CsCAarra help nature, cure you without a gripe or pdn. prodore CABcra Canny Oathartic, the genuine, put uo m motel betas, errry tablet haa C.C.C. stamped oa It. Deware of imitations.

•tb- coal miner generally finds himself 1

FITflperraanrntlycored. Ko01 ccrj after tret day's u*c of Dr. I b'erve Bretorcr. t* trial bottle an I Dr. g-H.Ki.rea. LH* Wl Arch P

There may

Kline'* Oreai sad treaiiae free A fit.. Phils. P.a

. rw.Aft.tjttj*-.. bot some people prnxcr to * tom of thing*.

1 at the top, at the hot-

wonderful." M'riU hQn about II

Borne people mem to think they fall into tuck when they tall into debt. Kin. TOnKowVgoaSbla* Syrup fbrehn^sa

e chronis kicker d

I do not Lcllcra M*o'* Oorw for tfam h*. an enaal for eenghe »r.d ooidl. —1 T. BoTXA,Tcnlty8priaga, lad., Feb. IS,)

one 1 « —di Orchard Water.

Ifentnrky, who brad to be 1 o». attributed hialcng life I illaaaa to Um nao of Crab

flea ada*. of aareingai.'e

iking the whole field,

bile such facts are multiplying, iris •ious that the marriage rate is steadily falling. The whole face of society appears to be changing, for the woman with a diploma Is not looking for a hus-

band. She is a bachelor.

The problem of industrial independence is gradually being solved through the new order of society which putt woman so largely at the helm of the world's affairs. This, however, is not the only

the world

society

largely at the helm _

This, however, is 1—

problem to be solved. When the worli becomes fall of women doctors and law yers and professors; somebody must provide the material to be preached to and cured and taught—else the bachelors will ultimately find themselves loaded with

empty professions.

of corporations arc taxed. L'p to d New Jersey has in sight $2,184^30 come from-the trn«s and corporations. There are four months of the fiscal yeat between filing Tecs and taxes will bring the tola! un to $2,300,000 which is a net increase ol over half a million in one year and over $1,000,000 in the past two years. The State did not expect the rush ol incorporations to continue through this year, for the State Comptroller in his estimate of receipts for the current year put the tax down as $1.350,000. and it nat already exceeded that amount by over $300,030. The Sec- I rcury of State was to furnish about 1 $3x0,000 from the incorporation fees, sc that the State is about $500,000 ahead j of its estimate, which' means another large surplus at the end of the fiscal

year.

The State of New Jersey is able to

announce, through the Stare Geological ' Department.' that the highest point in the State is a spot on the crest of old Schooley Hill, w hich for the want of any official name, is to be known to future

generations as the New Jersey High

Point. It is 1804 feet above the level of the sea. This establishes the highest altitude and it shows that the New Jer-

untains arc small affairs com-

id that you

great lawyer, a great physi-

cian, or a great merchant; but it does

ire that yon shall so carry yourself

require that you through life as t<

your fellow-i

so c

1 uplift and n

your fellow-men; so as to help and not hinder, so as-to elevate and not degrade them. It does ask that you shall not gain riches Ire impoverishing those who help you to become wealthy, that dollars shall be clean and not smir

light . not

.- P yoBf,

dollars shall be clean and not smirched with the guilt of trying to get ahead of your competitor by sharp practice; it demands that yonr wealth shall not be stained with the blood of widows and

shall not lift yourself

down.

orphans, that you s up by tearing othen

0 and ttia Haver.

: from

horse said ' g hair

being as lid to the ir on tny

notions. If I id run against

I the racer, "I will ir for you, and wc

ly horse’s fet-

long hair and the

.the result

‘‘All that hinders me fleet as you,” the dray hi racing horse, “is this lo fetlocks. It impedes raj could have it cut off I wi you, best three in five." "All right." replied I

remove that long will have a go.”

he gnawed

locks free from tl __ I two ran a race, with the result that the dray horse was ignominidusly beaten. But theWacer jeered and laughed at him so scobifully that the dray horse

kicked him to death.'

You can’t always telLbow an instructive little incident is going to torn out.

CawldB’l Las* Him.

It was late, and getting later. However, that did not stop the

of muffled v “ '

Xleantime

f tcadfiy.

The pater endured it as long.as he could, and then resolved on heroic mea"Pbjrllis,” he called from the heai ql the ^stairs, "has the morning paper com? "N®, sir,” replied the funny than on the Daily Bugle, "we are holding the form for an important decision.’’ And the pater went back to bed wondering if they would keep house or live with him. SavaA trr Bl* Wile. "Hold still," said the executioner, grimly, as he poised the blood-stained axe in the air. "Jlave you a little bird for me to look at? replied the victim, who bad once —irked in a photograph gallery. While the executioner was con' with laughter the victim escaped.'

•tSafia*,

stop the sound

parlor.

meter worked

tell you, old

Spsaklns ■

Harold (detpe chap, IxatmbOi-,— Rupert (complacently)—Oh. yes. yon can, old man. Why. l used to think I couldn't live without cigarettes!—Puck.

WINCHESTER l"NEWmVAL» FACTORY^LOADED SHOTGUN SHELLS

—black powder a

oSahootTali .other ! better and Ipaded by e;

machinery with the standard brands of

, J> Try,th«i tBdyou wfa Uconvinced. fjU ♦ BEPUTABIB BSALMat « KBBP • THEM

NEWS OF NEW JERSEY. Tbe Latest Happenings Gleaned From

AH Over tbe State.

TRUSTS ARE MAKING JERSEY RICH. Baeecr Year far Receipts Frew New CarportHaas - Rcreaaes Duriaf Eight Months Amount In tl.M'.MO-Ballliiton Boelk Sms -Hie Tblrtecatk Resent-BckcU for Ampn-

tntlon-Draak Mine by Mistake.

The 1st of July completed eight months of the fiscal year of the State o( New Jersey. The amount received for the filing of original certificates of incorporation and amending certificates for the increase of stock is $493,024, nearly $200,000 more than was received for the same purpose during the fiscal year ending October 31. The gradual increase in these incorporations in this, which is bound to he the banner year, as shown by the fees received, is as follows: November. $12,»t; December, $24-S3i: January. $25,824; February. $19,100; March, $17,104; April. $a54^3o; May. $44,093; June. $56.041. Total. $493,024. The State Beard of Assess—v, who tax these corpofatic— r, * J —

ors, who tax these corpofatio July 1 the second schedule c lions, representing 369 smalli (ions,- whose tax amour ‘ vi.:. •^ded to the first

ions, I of c<

This, pddc of taxes o

• the li

1 to

ichedi

3994 corporations, trusts, which tax a

trpora-

corpora-

$75,697-

- large trusts, which tax amounts to $1^16,129, which is now being collected by the State Comptroller. This makes returns of $1,691,826 for these two schedules, and there will probably be five more filed before the entire list

-aliens arc taxed. L’p to date.

YourHair

“Two years ago my hslr was

falling out badly,

bottle of Ayer’a Hair Vigor, soon my hair stopped coming os

purchased • and

Miss Minnie Hoover, Par

Perhaps your mother had thin hair, but that is no reason why you must go through life with halfstarved hair. If you want long, thick hair, feed it with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, and make it rich, dark, and heavy. HAS a took. AH traesW*.

If your drecctst cannot •apply you, ‘aS? " A YKR CO., Lowsll, Maa-’

Your Tongue If it’s coated, your stomach is bad, your liver is out of order. Ayer’s Pills will clean your tongue, cure your dyspepsia, make your liver right. Easy to take, easy to operate. 2Sc. All druggists.

sey mountains

pared with the mot

West. New Jersey had in former years fallen into the way of calling most everything that shot its nosc above the ordinary level a mountain, which caused the map-to be well sprinkled'with socalled mountains. High Point Mountain is a new one. There arc not a hundred Jerseymen who can tell where is located the highest point in the State. The point has been marked by the geological Survey, but few have had a chance to gaze on the rolling landscape. Just below it. at an elevation of 1570 feet, is the beautiful Lake Marcia, one of the prettiest in the State. The highest point cf the Palisades is 765 feet. Whatever were the shortcomings on the sore of industry of an unknown ragged tramp, roving about Richfield he atoned for them by hi* bravery in saving tbe life of John Samuels, 12 years old. Samuels had become exhausted while swimming in the Morris canal, near Ccmrerillc bridge, and after a futile effort by his playmates to rescue him hc'-cjrnk for the last time. The tramp dove into the canal, broughlJ _ Samuels to the surface, and upufced over him skillfully until animation returned. "That makes the thirteenth life I’ve saved.” he said, as he walked away. An elderly visitor, probably 65 rears of age. was picked up by Officer Crai| in a demented condition wanderinj

demented CO ssly about the Atlantic City.

walkj Atlantic City. He gave his name as Henry Haney, of Allegheny, Pa. He was put in a cell, when he soon became violent and tried to kill himself by hammering his head against the iron bars. Three men were required to put him in a straight jacket. He has since been removed to the city hospital. Mr. Haney is a guest at a prominent Virginia avenue hotel and is said to be a wealthy

retired merchant of Allegheny.

In drinking part of a bottle of iodine by mistake, John Long. uf New Brunswick, had a narrow escape from being poisoned. He was seized with cramps in the night, and thinking he knew where the medicine he wanted was kept he secured a bottle comaming iodine. He poured a quantity of tbe iodine in a glass and drank it. fie realized at once that he bad made a mistake and, a physi-

cian ‘ * *' *

trpai

.-andering id board-

tment

saac Schnitzler. a man of 45. was

seriously bitten bji a bnlldog on the right leg at Atlantic City. The animal held its jaws together so tightly that it required the aid cf several men to make him loose his bold.- Schnitzler-Insisted

his leg should be amputated, as'he lid of hydrophobia, but was

such an heroic

was afraid of hydropl finally coaxed out of

Commander and Booth, of the Volm

Mrs. Balfington mtcers of America, — : —‘ against the

town of Montclair for $16,000 damages, alleging that the filling up of an old brook in the rear of theit home in Clare-

brool

moot avenue car flooded.

property to belt of affurs has Booth family, it

caused sickness in the Booth

is declared.

Thomas Walker, aged ao. of Cumberland. Md- who registered at the Hotel

— register Elberos, Atlantic City, June, is misting and "lined that he may havi

r, on the 18th of fears arc enter-

tained that be may have committed suicide. • • - ' N One hundred girls wbo struck fo/ more wages a few days ago in the Standard Shirtwaist Factory. Trenton, hare been notified that if they do not return to work immediately the plant

will be closed permanently.

About too feet of tbe gravity railroad at Washington Park. Gloucester Gly. was blqHfc. down at the time of the ram

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