GAPE MAY HERALD.

A* INDKPKNOSNT WEEKLY.

•( 906 WMhiacton StrMt, Cape May, N. J.

M.i. SCULL ■ PiMihirt Pnimm.

It •pemi that there is such a thine aa mail ns warships too spoody. Some of England's new torpedo boat destroyers are so swift that their sterns run right thropgh the bows, wtth discouraging results.

By moving his hives south every winter a Missouri apiarist fools his honey makers into working all the year round. This Is how nctloth the ' little busy bee and lazy people will think It a mean trick.

Irrigation has enabled Arizona to add ollvee and dates to her products. If the regiofta now within the rain belt do not look a little out the-aoj called arid regions, through irrigation, will leave them in the lurch. If-irri-gation is good for one section, it is good fbr all, and ghere is no reason why even the most favored- regions should not arrange for irrigation, if only to be held in reserve In the event ' of drought, reflects the Sc Louis Star. It is a curious fact that two of what may be called the greatest gun inventors of England of the time are Amer-ican-born men. As is well-known, the United States claims Sir Hiram Maxim as its own; while the other celebrity who was bom under the Stars and Stripes is Dr. Richard J. Gatling, who co^leted his eighty-third year recently. It is hardly necessary to say that the veteran is the inventor of the famous Ghtling gun. which has been computed to have killed a quarter of a million men since 1862.

During the past summer Mr. W. C. Mills, curator of the Ohio State Archaeological and Ulstirlcal society, to the coqree of a tour of"'exploration to various parts of Ohio, excavated the noted Odena Mound.- This mound, situated Is sight of ChlOlcotho, was perhaps the largest to the Scioto Val-, ley. It was twenty-six feet high and 445 feet in circumferance. It contained COOQ^uhic yards of-earth, all of which was turned over and examined. Thirty-two skeletons, with many Implements and ornaments were found. One specimen Is a very One carving, about eight inches long, representing the human figure. In execution it is not surpassed by any of the objects found in the Scioto Volley. Jean Valjsan. of Hugo's masterpiece, stepped from heights won under a new name and proclaimed himself a felon to save another man from suffering to his stead. President R. P. Wolfe, :t ott)} - Shoe Trust, prosperous for wr a afv life to Ohio, lays bare ->rjd. that he may thwart • ’ 'nckmailtog scoundrels, a j/L -nls .early manhood which toclu| - brief term to prison. Two fine\xhiMts of courage these..one lit fiction, on&to fact Mr. Wolfe's conscience made no coward of him. He expiated his offense long ago. He did not propose to endureyn endless expiation through persecution. His example should go far among the myriad' cases wherein blackmailers -flourish today. He is a winner throngb his brave avowal not only to peace of mind and to pocket but to public confidence and approval, observes the New York -World.

An lUustraficn of what may b^done to the betterment of the conditions for wage-earners, through the hearty cooperation of employer and employes, and tho cultivation of a spirit of amity rather than of hostility between them, U furnished in the record of a large shoe manufactory In Boston. This establishment has voluntarily reduced the boors of work few Its MOO employes to-eight. Tbs employes are so "well pleased with the newconditions that the octpnt is as great as It was when the conceht was, working ten hours every day,. Tho pay-roll is ILOQO.OOO annually, and the da-ly output is 8000 finished pairs of shoes. • The change from ten to nine hours, anfi from nine to eight hours, has seen effected without reducing the dally wage of the week hands. wMch com;, prise ono'fiflh of the total working force, while .the pici^s hands earn-as much money weekly ak,undei the tea>

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the Kearny street shoe store wlm: discussing the relative merits of white satin and suede patent leather. Sue. who was of a practical turn of mind, atfrlsed the latter. "Gracious me. you little hayseed. I couldn't wear black sllppent with

go In; I can only tell by trying them Turning hurriedly, they prscipKatoti themselves forcibly against a man who had been gaxlng dejectedly Into the neighboring window at the rows of manly boots and shoes. More especially were his eyes directed toward the dancing pumps—not that ho admired them, nor even wished to buy them; but. nevertheless, fired by a noble resolve, he turned to enter. Just as the two girls finished their little dialogue, which he partially overheard. Two pairs of eyes flashed Indignantly Into his. Bee's brown ones were milder than the blue ones of the "little hayseed."

Now the man was neither great nor clumsy, however much ho hoped to be the former In the future and hid overcome the latter in his past. Furthermore. the glimpse he had had of the brown eyes gave Impetus to his resolve of purchasing a pair of.patent leathers for the cotillion to which he was going, simply to please his friend. Charlie Graham. Hence he ordered and tried on the much despised articles of attire; in the meantime, casting furtive glances at the purchaser of the dainty pair of white suedes. Then the two, wlthgut a backward look, hurried away to Beatrice Harloe's home on the Heights, leaving the clerk politely assuring them that the parcel would bo sent without delay— that he would attend to it himself. No sooner had they left the store than the faithless creature turned them over to the clerk who was waiting on the purchase,r of the patent leathers, and he, too.Tjurriod away, for a little dinner at the restaurant with his best girl was not to be disturbed for any white suedes in tfie world. Half-past eight was sounding by the Harloe's big ball clock, and upstairs the two girls were arraying themselves to "the distraction which seeks to kllL” "Marie." called Beatrice, to her long suffering maid, "have my slippers come? Dear me, what shall I dor’For the fifth time,.Marie descended In quest of the vagrant slippers, and this time returned smiling, with the long-awaited box. "Open them now and let me put them on awhile and ease them a little before I go,” said Bee. Bo Marie opened the box. and they beheld a pair of -manly patent leathers, slim and graceful. It is true, but never intended for Beatrice's Uny feet. The two girls surveyed each other in

rice,

distractedly. That wretched clerk, after all his promises, to make such a mistake. I can't go. that's all; I haven't another deceit pair.” . "Not go!" exclaimed. Sue. “after all my hopes for Weeks on this party. Fly. Marie—fly and,bring up some bread crumbe—stale ones. Where are all your old slippers. Bee? We'll choose the best looking ones and have them cleaned In the shake of a—yery quickly, Imcan." primly, for Susan was heroically striving to drop all the slang phrases which her life on a western

rangh bad cftltl rated.

Out of various boxes an assortment of foot-gear was produced and surveyed by Its dejected owner. She Immediately pounced upon a pair of white suedee, not so bad, after all, and vigorously set herself to work with the bread crumbs, with such good results that a fairly presentable pair

of slippers was produced.

'Ton extravagant girl," she laughed.

“If you had been used, as I have, to making one pair do till It la dona, you would nee up : 'plenty "of stale bread: Your dress is so long they'll never show; besides, who wtfuld suspect Miss Harloo, who has,a new pair for every party. If she likes, to be wearing old ones, Theyll never think of looking."

"Oh, you dear little 'Hay,'" laughed

Beatrice, "you are such a comfort. We ' must hiirry. It would sot do to be late when I have to introduce all your

ilfi*- ‘ ” ‘ ‘

Bee?" qnbth Sue 'T never would have gotten off to this cotillion lf .it hadn't been for you. that's certain," she answered, as the two went gayly down etalrs, leaving the patent leathers, the Ignominious cause of all the trouble, lying forgotten on the floor. Scratch, scratch, went the pen, and sheet after sheet of manuscript fluttered to the floor, 'the medical student! who were to be regaled on the morrow with Dr. John Meredith's address on anatomy were not to be,envied. If length were not offset bf

IrllUancy. '

jy Finally the toes are reached. Surely . he must be nearing the end. If not the end. the mention .of his fxtremltie* started a train of thought utttrir forj elifc to the subject ip hand, however.

With a algh he dropped hla pen and turned Jn his chair. Drawing the arm of a akeleton hanging near him affectionately over his shoulder, with the thumb-hone ho thoughtfully prodded the tobacco In hla pipe. "Well, Bonita, old girl, I suppose It’s about time

I stopped."

Tho person addressed was accustomed to his confidences, and, not being expected to be communicative, preserved a discreet silence. She was always Introduced to his friends as "Miss Bonita, the beautiful Indian maiden," and her sole duty In life was to hang suspended there in midair, in convenient range, where at any time her thumb could be called 4nto use. Meredith declared that hi* pipe never smoked as •Uell as when Bonita packed

it for him.

Touching his repeater, the faithful little chime rang out—nine And twenty. "Great Scott!" heexclalmed, springing to hla feet “Why didn't you give me a hint It was so late? , What use are you. anyway, hanging there

twirling your toes, twirling mine?"-

Just then there came a knock at the door, and without waning for an answer, his friend Graham entered with a rush, 'nello. not ready yet? What have you been about, you old fogy? You'll get no dances if you

don't hurry.”

"Don't want any. Haven't danced for four years, os I told you." answered John, In the drawling. Indifferent tone he always assumed when matters social were discussed.

amlsed me you d go you expect to be a

when I should 1

"Well, you proi to this. How do

know that two or three Ight mean as many ‘calls'

L to I you d e? D

lonques l' In U

course of the week?" "Great heavens! You don't mean it?” (sarcastically). "Yes. and I’ll wager you haven't even thought of the dancing oboes you promised me so faithfully to buy." "There you are wrong, dear boy. as usual. Thought of them Just In the nick of time. Open the box there and lend me a hand, will you?" (giving himself a shake). He disappeared into , the other end of the long room, which was divided by portieres, and was dignified by the title of sleeping apartment. In this, his home, up five Eights of stairs—(the climbing of which was all the exercise he needed,

he declared.

An astonished silence followed the crackling of the paper, then a burst of hearty laughter. "What In thunder have you been about, old saw-bones? Some one's been playing a trick on you.” As Charlie finished speaking, Meredith appeared at the portieres, and to his astonished gase was held up a pair of white suedes, dainty, high heeled, fit for a fairy. Consternation dire overwhelmed them both, then recollection came to Meredith, swift and sure. A pair of brown dyes glances Indignantly into his, then a sweet voice Is saying: They must be white. Sue; either satin or suede!" Of course, the stupid clerk had mixed them up. But, great heavens^ where are his? He dare not trust himself to think. In the meantime, Charlie stood wtth the dainty deceivers poised gingerly In one hand gazing quizzically at Mer-

edith.

"You’ve mistaken the box, old man. T did not Intend to pry Into your secrets, I aexure. you. Very clumsy of mfc Kindly show me the right box.” “Oh," bang It all. dry up. ^Vhat

are

you talking about?" calmoat rboutod

Meredith, shaken out

ou\ of * i eee what

.his usual

calm. ■' Don't you

pened? The clerk has mixed tfcem up. that's alL" Then he related the whole story to his unsympathetic friend, who rolled over on the divan In paroxysms of delight, to the detriment of his Immaculate evening dress. "That's thS .beet I ever heard." he gasped. "Imaglap the scene In the boudoir of the brown eyed one, when yonr dainty canoes arrived. Don't stand there petrified. . Hurry get out your old ones and eome along.” "But I haven’t any old ones. Gave them all to .my small brother long ago. What uee'-fca** I for dancing shoes?” dejectedly./ Now that all possibility of a dance was at an end. he longed most unreasonably for the unattainable. Forlornly, he arrayed him-

self.

"You’ll have to sit out most of your dances—if you get any,” said his friend, consolingly; “mine are all engaged. l'never take any before half-

past ten.'

"Nobody will want to dance with me In these thick things," sighed the other, surveying his shoes ruefully.

However, they made a start finally, fbmpetiUon wtth

pro- trio

Charlie gayly arranging future

erodings as they went

"Now, if the brown eyes are there, what luck! I'm sure to know her; I know everybody, i can see It all—Introduction. start of recognition, hopeires confusion, gallant friend to the rescue—all satisfactorily explained In

a-mom^nt.”

"Never!" ejaculated Meredith, clutching his arm. "SujtpoM she's a girl who chaffs a fellow unmercifully.” •‘Why, »b« can't She's In as much

of a box

“Oh,

ut i

icon as I “Well.

s you are.”

, she isn't She

patent 1

<1 the lyore." • tbs best it

Presently they reached the brilllanU ly lighted ball where the first cotillion of tho saszon was under way. Gayly the couples were marching back and forth through the maxes of the figures, and there—surely his eyes did not mlsJrsd him—was the brown eyed one, demurely leading all that lovely train of followers. Meredith leaned against the door-facing, and Graham noticed the look of consternation, almost of fear, upon his face. 1 "She's here, is she?” he asked. "Yes. there, leading," ho answered, faintly. "That! Beatrice Harloe! Well, you ore a lucky dog! She's the Jolllest and, rweetest girl on the MIL" 1-ater on Meredith was Introduced, and one glance of the brown eyes was enough. Totally unprepared for the meeting no sooner did thelf eyes meet than the remembrance swept over her of the "great clumsy thing" In front of the shoe store. Laughing, she put out her hand: "Oh, Dr. Meredith and I have met before, if rather unceremoniously. You must excuse our haste of this afternoon—we were In such a hurry." "It was all my fault, I assure you," he answered ■eagerly. So far. she did net connect him In any way wtth the mistake of the dancing shoes. “I am io late." said Meredith. T am afraid there Is no hope for me on your card; 1 am not going to dance myself, but I hoped I might find eome one kind friend who would take pity on me and ‘sit out’ one occasionally." Once nothing had ever been further from Meredith's thoughts t£an tne absurd "t ilting out' of a dance with a girl; but now—well, circumstances alter cases, that’s all. "Oh." she answered. "I was late, too. I have only the cotillion left. I will give you one later on.” Charlie, who bad been an amused spectator, could restrain himself no longer. In spite of an imploring look from his friend. "Why were you late. Bee? You told me you expected to be here early, on account of your friend." "Such a funny thing happened." she laughed. "Come here. Sue. and help me tell about 1C" Glancing at the young doctor, one look at his conscious face was enough. “Oh," she cried; “why,'you—you are the man.” Then the tension gave way and the quartet laughed long and merrily. “What's the Joke?" was asked on all sides; but taking Sue hurriedly by the hand. Beatrice made her way to a retired corner, motioning to Graham to bring his friend. "We must exchange confidences," she said. "And shoes." murmured Graham, solto voce. So. wtth much laughter and clatter of tongues, the whole affair was made dear, to the mystification of all their friends and acquaintance*. The following year Dr. and Mrs. Meredith vnee Harloe) set up housekeeping In a coxy flat on Geary street, where there is a mystery still unsolved In the doctor's study. Hanging beside his desk, within convenient reach of hla right arm. Is the well known figure of "Miss Bonita," gracefully swinging her toes as of old. But upon those toes are now fitted dainty slippers of white suede, held in place by huge bows of white satin ribbon. To all inquiries. Bee merrily answers: "Weil, if I did throw myself st his head first, he returned the compllracht promptly by-, throwing himself at my feet.”—San Francisco Argonaut

A NEW SYSTEM OF LIGHTING.

INVENTORS OF GAMES.

GENIUSES EARN GOOD INCOMES BY DEVISING AMUSEMENTS.

Comprea.rd Hydroe—) I* B* Cm<I In Can- |

Jnncllnn With Mantl*.. |

Acetylene enthusiasts do not contend that that agency la a competitor of existing forms of illumination, either electric or gas. In dense centres of population. For probable lighting. t as In train service; in small Installa- | lions, as in country towns; and in 1 liofatcd rural districts, there Is a com-

wlde field for It In tho

paratlvely wide field Journal of Gas Light

tlve system Is described, suitable for

use under practically ihs> same conditions. This consists in burning compressed hydrogen in conjunction i with incandescent mantles. By utiliz- i log the electric current in an else- j trolytic bath to decompose water into j hydrogen and oxygen, instead of In | tho electric furnace for the produc- i tion of caelum carbide, practically tho same economical results are obtained. : Tke electrolyte Is a soda solution in 1 .which the. proportion of carbonste re- | mains the same, the water decomposed being replaced by a continuous small stream. The hydrogen Is stored In steel tubes under a pressure of 150 atmospheres. By - using 'Walsbach mantles, and taking Into account the power expended in the compression of . the hydrogen gas, there can be ob- { tamed' about 70 candle-power hours : per kilowatt hour of energy. This . figure Is almost the same as that ob- ; tained from acetylene gas. Of course t there can be no thought of direct

Anyon* Who llUcnvar* a Srw Form of Kalortalamrst I* Mar* to U* Klchiy Itewardril — fclmpl* Trlrk* Invariably Attract lb* Moat — Social Ubibm, K.lc. One of the most fruitful sources of securing a good Income is In Inventing games and forms of entertainment for private parties, sociables and receptions, says the Scientific American. The extraordinary demand for something new in the line of entertaining la evidenced by the number of new games and tricks put on the market every year. Theec multiply rapidly, but most of them, being merely variations of old games, attract little more than paeslng notice. But when a really new and original game, trick or form of entertainment is invented, the public shows Its appreciation by adopting it immediately as the prevailing fad. There are so very few original Inventions of this nature that U Is safe to say that any one who has the genius to discover one will reap financial reward sufficient to support her for the rest of her life. These new forma of amusement need not necessarily be elaborate and expensive In character. Sometimes the very simple ones attract the most attention and actually earn more money for their owners. Women in particular are finding this field an attractive one for testing their Inventive ablliitleA Many who go Into it find in a little while that they are unfitted for it. They have great adaptive powers, but not inventive faculties. The former will win renown and financial returns In proportion to the amount of work pm in the efforts. The patent office at Washington is breieged by applicants for Inventions that arc made for the purpose of amusing and entertaining, and the list that Is annually rejected because they infringe upon the rights of others is very great Nevertheless, women hare been very successful In the last two years m this direction, and according to statistics given they have equaled the men both in the number and popularity of their inventions to amuse. Last year fully a score of such patents were taken out by women who must have made comfortable Incomes from the sales of the articles. One successful trick, game or puzzle should in the ordinary course of events make a tidy Income for a woman for several

years.

It Is somewhat surprising that women Inventors have not Invaded this field more numerously than they have, for by virtue of their associations, life *ork and aspirations they should be in closer touch wtth what ‘children and societies need of entertainment than men. Until quite recently most of the toys and games were Invented entirely by men, while women inventors seemed to turn their attention to other subjects. This now has been changed somewhat, and the toys that are annually brought out are the work of minds and hands of women as much as of those of the masculine sex. -The toy season is not by any means confined to Christmas. It is pretty well distributed over the whole year; but the toys differ according to the seasons. and the inventor who wishes to make money wtth her designs must anticipate events. Birthdays are happening every day in the year, and thousands-of toys suitable for such occasions are bought continuously the year round. The popular birthday present is a feature of the toy trade that was never better appreciated than today. Heretofore the remnants of Christmas toys were supposed to answer the purpose, and disgusted parents would travel from store to store in a vain search for something unlike the toys that had piled up around the family, hearth at the last midwinter holiday. Birthday toys are consequent-

ly In great demand.

Who can produce something appropriate for such occasions, suitable to u?an. woman, boy and girl? The pernon who can accomplish this is sure to find a steady sale that will In the end more than aggregate the total Christmas sales. Souvenirs and table decorations of a novel form and shape are also as constantly in demand as the birthday presents, and, like the latter, they must be peculiarly adapted to the purpose. To invent such a gift or souvenir to sell well the mind must study out the question as ’carefully as If a mathematical problem was offered for solution. One must make herself more or leas thoroughly familiar wtth all the material on hand, and wtth the inventions In the same

have been made before. Wlth-

_ preliminary prep-

aration the chances of successful In-

field that h out this n

Compressed hydrogen c

for by that system 290 hours may be obtained.

i be conven-

as carbide. It has the additional advantages of yielding no carbonic acid on combustion and relatively little beat, so that faygienlcally it is prefer able. It is only Intended, for the pro-

of a small pource of light.

duetton c

the base of electric lamp posts, fitting

and say patent leathers as- them up with electric light and rent-

ing them to costermongers. They would my af- doubtless be popular with the Italian

fruit venders in America.

ones and ei

young and old depend largely Upon the character of the audiences forthelr success, and a study of human nature ahould be one of the first essentials for preparation In this line. A professional entertainer who goes abroad every summer to visit foreign lands to study the little methods of life end social Intercourse in Europe always returns with a great fund of new Ideas whlchjshe modifies and adapts to her AmericUn audiences, she Is not so origins! 'as adaptive nor so adaptive as tactfill. She knows Instinctively and by etiidy what her audiences would like, and' this she alms to give them. ShU Invariably proves such a success that ber entertainments are often repeated by request, and she makes a ~ good income and secures all the pleasures and, ^vantages of travel abroad. She makes up her program fo> the Winter ahead of time, and always kCeps a certain stock of ideas and plans wead which ahe can ■ us* in an emergetacy.

Sometimes the best made program will prove a failure, and it Is then that the resourcefulness of the entertainer shows itself.. If unable to fall back on something disc to make up for the failure, she would toon lose prestige. The professional evening entertainer Is becoming more and more- a social factor in our large towns and cities, and the demands for her services grow In proportion to the micca.a of the efforts put form. There are many young women of today who are making their living In this way, using song, oratory, music and mind to accomplish their purpose.

QUEER SPECIES OF BIRDS.

Turlcej-I or Florid* That Tako to tho Water dost I.lkr I>oek>. “ Comparatively few aquatic birds, except theise which are migratory, arc remarkable for power of Bight. Indeed. they are apt to be deficient In that respect On the other hand, birds that are strong of wing, such as the Isrk or hawk, seldom go near the water. except to drink. There arc, however. a few winged creatures that possess both traits to a remarkable degree, end a group of them, secured by Frank M. Chapman with great difficulty in Florida, constitutes one of the new acquisitions of the American Museum of natural history In West Seventy-sev-enth street. The group Includes two full grown specimens and four or five nestlings. These are^shown, with a nest. In a glass case like that In which Mr. Chapman exhibited a number of pelicans last year. Tills ornithological novelty Is variously known as the water turkey, the snake bird, the darter and ptolus anhlnga. In size, general coloring and the possession of a broad tall it strikingly resembles the farmyard turkey, thgugh possibly It is a trifle smaller. Its neck is much longer and more slender. too. This part of the creature is curved very much after the fashion of a swan's neck, and Is strongly suggestive of a snake when Its body is immersed In the water. The web foot, compact -under plumage and fondness for diving ally it closely to the loon. The water turkey will often swim for long distances wtth every part of its

all the

marked characteristics of a typical aquatic bird. Yet It will perch on the branch of a tree. Just as a hawk does, and what Is even more singular it will poise Itself in the upper air. like an eagle, maintaining its position apparently without a-flutter of Its powerful

pinions.

The swiftness wtth which It attacks Its prey accounts for the name darter, and for the retention of what It once captures It la peculiarly qualified by fine serrations near the end of Its slender Mil. The latter is also employed. It is believed to peck out the eyes of feathered assailants. Herons have been known to serve an eagle In this manner when the ' '^^opwras too aggressive. ^Uy during the brooding s ^the heron and water turkt -op such savage dispositions. y,' Another illustration of the double character of Mis queer bird is Its nest, which shows i comparatively high oraer of architectural skill, whereas aquatic birds Usually have only the most rudimentary of nests. The genus plctus Is found oaly In warm countries. There are two or three species ft

the old world. The anhlnga Is’the

species, a

Is the vicinity 6t the Gulf of Mexico

;ly American species, and Its habitat

and South America. Even In these regions it is cot’ any too abundant. To capture the specimens which have been mounted for the Natural History museum Mr. Chapman was obliged to push bis way up the St. John's far above

navigation.

The ornithological branch of the zoological department of the museum has of late given attention to the birds to be found within 50 miles of New York City. Popular education on this point was appreciably promoted last year hr the arrangement and display of specimens. with special reference to the months and seasons. The work is now being extended In order to Illustrate the nesting habits of these same birds. The nests of between 50 and 100 species will be shown. They vary fceatly In size, material, textile skill and' contents. and constitute a particularly popular and fascinating study. The location of the nest, whether upon the ground In a sand bank or in a tree, . is also toAe Indicated. The value and Intelligibility of the exhibit will be enhanced by ^accompanying photographs one, two .or three of these being devoted to each specter. Many of the pictures were obtained by Mr. Chapman himself. Those who have read his "Bird Studies With a Camera" know how successful he Is in such investigation.—New York Tribune.

/ Joat n Tiny tltll* Bint. ■yfiung William Evergreen and Maria Ksewaome were walking along a lonely country, road near Kildare one fine evening. William was carrying a large tub on bis bead and a live pig In a sack on hla back when suddenly Maria

exclaimed:

"01 be afear'd. BUL 01 be fear’d." “What bet fear'd on. grcaat stoopud. Wen 01 bo Tong wld ’ee?" was Bill's

"Oi b^ fear'd you'll git a-klssln’ an* a-coortin* o' me, Ol te," replied the tremulous maiden. I v " Ow can git a-kissln' an' a-coortln* o’ ye w'en Cfl.’a’ got this great tub on me 'ead an' a pig on me back?" rea-

soned William.

Wtth true maiden simplicity %aria

replied:

./“cWn'dn't yap put that pig on the groun' an' turn (hat.tub atop on ‘im. an'ret'dosrit on’t. on'pull me'side of ye. ef ye was a-mlnd to't, eh?”.