“The trouble." uid the anarchist, that there^are too many inequahtic "That's ri^ht," admitted the practical

man.

“We mutt remedy matters." went on the anarchi>t. "No man should have any advantage over another; all should be “Btft h wh« n tliall we begin?" "Well." said the practical thoughtfully, ''you're a much larger nun than 1 am. which give* you an unfair advantage. of course, and this is decidedly antagonistic to the theory you have elaborated of complete equality in every detail of hie. We might begin by you down to my sire." MU Quirk Kstart. ih, Udv-W

turn tramps.

: Tramp—Because r

MISS BONNIE DELANO A Chicago Socio'tj Lady, in a Letter to Sirs. Pink ham says:

*• Dga* Mas. Ptsanaat: - grateful daughters to who given health and life, nor glad than 1. " My home and mjr liio

-Of all the e are more

IS BOSS IE DELANO.

until illness came upon me three years ago. 1 first noticed it by being irregular and haring vciy painful and

jr-?

a; 1 became languid and h griping pains frequently

" I advised with our family physician who prescribed without any im^roremeut- One day he said.—• Try

(•allanirir

Americans have not the reputation of Europeans for gallant speeches, yet there arc many occasions when they earn the

people who are more given •tty things. At a recent

to saying pretty things At a recent private dinner at which Seth Low and his wife were guests one of the diners said

to the new mayor:

"You must -be proud lo be the husband of the first lady in New York." “1 am proud." said the mayor gallantly. as he glanced tenderly at his wife, "to be the husband of Mrs. lAiw." On a similar occasion recently the American Ambassador to the court of St. James paid a graceful compliment to It was at an informal dinner, at which e guests were intimate friends. Shmeic proposed that each in turn should

*wer the question:

"If you were dead and could come hack to this world in another body, who

would -ou prefer to come as?"

When it came to Mr. Choate's turn, he said: "I would prefer to come as Mrs.

Choate's second husband." Why Ha Had Harvea. *

“A dentist's qhair is not a popular retreat." says an F street practitioner, "but I occasionally find persons who like to linger. 1 have iu.-t finished a iob for a youngster who is a Harvard freshman. I He came in Saturday, and-contracted to | have his teeth fixed, but said that hard study had undermined his nerves and he I could only stand two sittings a week. He j looked as healthy and hearty as an ox. but 1 -did not mind. Three days ago his

father dropped in and asked:

" 'Doctor, can't you hurry up on Fred's

eth ?!

"Certainly.' said I. if his nervous sys- j m will stand it. He said it made him , nervous, and that be could only stand it

twice a week.

"Nervous system he blanked.' shouted

old man. At home. Fred s

AND

Nctr York City.—The novelty of the ■enaon la undoubtedly the ahlrt wnlat hich 1 W “ l1 p,eaU U,a, run ,0 or or, “ r ,be ahouldera. The smart May Manton

BHIBT WAIST.

ep point' il to all t.

that luted

stock and Is suited

i's wnlstlngs. madras. Oxfords,

pique, chamhrays. linen, batistes, silks, light weight flannels. alWftrorii and the ■“ but In the original U of silk ebam-

lu pale blue, stitched with white, is held by white pearl buttons. The fitted lining extends to the waist

. line only, but forms the foundation 1 on

inaopn-sbu Dimcaiiy. i which the waist la arranged. The A Scotchman who had been employed fronts and back of the waist proper are nearly all his life in the building of rail- laid in two pleats at each side, which ways in the Highlands of Scotland went at llle ghonlder seams The * - . - . fma and ariiiiKtMi tn the figure as pre-

Ek la smooth

to put

; uiie. bi

four hours,, and the young man didn't have any grin coming to him after the (

first five minutes in the chair."

f the fi projee

> new home for ailway through

came up in his new home for f ree and adjusted

construction of a railway through ferred. but the pleated back the district, and the Scotchman was ap- and without fulness. When the plain plied to as a man of experience in such back Is substitnted It la

r to the s

tank (Jed; the neat month I waa

better, and it gradually built me np until in four months I was cured. This is nearly a year ago and I have not had a pain or ache since."—Bohsix Delano. 334* ludiaua Are., Chicago, III.—#5000 /WfWt If mbom ftthmuW It wt Trustworthy ppof is abundant that Lydia EL ^Plafchsun’sJPerotablo

young woAen from danger from organic irregularity, ■ or retention of the menses.

are made richer and productive and .rich soils retain their crop-pro-ducing powers, by the use of fertilisers with a liberal percentage of

Potash.

Write for our h which give all dew,

Biiii

draw:

in gathers at the waist line. Ornamental stitching, simulating pointed bands, is shown on the fronts. The sleeves are In shirt style, but with deep

he repeated, with an air ' pointed cuffs that lap over and are butilly settling die whole matter | toned at the outside. At the neck is a ! Dae ye no see the country's novel pointed stock tl^gt matches the

alters “Hoot.

mats to t _ . , . _ railway across this country." "Why not. Mr. Ferguson?" “Why not!" l — -

of effectually

“Why not! Dae ye no see t! as flat as a floor, and ye dii place whatever to run

through ?"

e ony cuff*.

To cut this waist for a woman of medium sice four yards of material twenty-one Inches wide, three and aev-

l»s of the human face," said the other day. “can readily be compelled into a kaleidoscope of contortions, ramnincthe gamut from the ex pression of intense delight to the ex pression of excruciating agony. You will never wholly realize this, however, until you have the opportunity of watching a humorist in the throes of turning out a 'side-splitter.’’

TTBy Jet. for Lai Hr* Caatras. The evening gown of black lace or dotted Brussel# net Is treated with paneling of embroidery. The panels are of white sailn veiled with Chantilly Inee medallions. Although the medallions are not large In site they arc enhanced by edges of baby velvet ribbon applied in three rows. At Intervals here and there the ribbons are joined with small Jet ornaments, "paillette*” which make lattices of the delicate structure. This adds to the beauty of the lace oval* used in paneling the skin. Novelllr* la toau. The loose coat wrap is quite an accepted fashion for the season, and there are many charming 'little coats In black silk or soft material which are very smart with the now universally worn black skirt. A limp, nnllticd blouse of silk batiste plentifully tucked and Inlet with lace is most effective with a black coat and skirt, and there are many dainty tints of del and turquoise blue and the new vieux rose and pink with a salmon

tone. 4k. i.

A Ilsodsome 1‘vttlcoBt. An attractive petticoat in a plain color taa a deep flounce In plaid silk and lace There are perpendicular stripes alternating, lace and silk, the lace of ep cream and the plaid showing several color* In deep shades. The effect is of stripes of two or two and a half Inches of the plaid and the same of the lace. It Is a very attractive

skirt.

Many of the white lawn shirt waists are finished with wide cuffs made of alternating rows of Insertion and lace, with a narrow ruffle of lace at the end and coming over one side of the open-

ing. The cuffs fasten with tl

butti

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J. IX

e peart ruffle.

ittons concealed by the li rmney Foliage, oa the Bsu.

Gold and silver tissue Is now used o make foliage of the most fancy

— REPAIRER OF—

^eicing J^achines & @rgans

420 Washington Street J. R. WILSON & SON,

STOKES BOD BOOSE FOISBIBB COODS

Mattings, Oil Cloths and Linoleums.

—OK, vy JLaatXiTOXOZlT XJECJLXVrSa Sxkxets

Spiking HI. Gnus. "You." sneered the Angry Man. “art very small potatoes, indeed." “At the present price of potatoes I ate compelled.' said the Other Fellow, "to consider your remark a compliment."

His Llf*-pr*-s*rT.r

lison J •ibate ;

Vnd to wbai f life. Unde

J^-F , S&rj£“VSV3

California has over 157,000 acres in

SMART BOLERO WAIST.

iJrara or Oaio, Citt or

en-elgbtb yards twenty-seven Inches three yards thirty-two Inches

and

Ide. tht Ide or r

Yaxax J- Chott. make oath that be is the | enlor partner of the Ann of F. J. CaxKxr A to., doing bustnen In the Oily of Toledo. I

Wills Pills;™ Send your usee and P. O. addrrae to TkS II. Villi St*

McVlHENNY’YtxSaSco

Womaa'i Bolero WaUt.

County uid Elate aforesaid~ ancf ttiaTaaid 1 ^' be ,x > lero waist Is a marked favorfirm will pay the sum of oxa ’arxDaan dol- He of fashion, and Is shown In many *T' r7 ,'?* e of ^ at lb* ad ranee styles. The smart May Catimx Ccas. Fba«J. Cssrar!"" i Manton model shown In the large Bwora to before me and subscribed in my drawing is admirable in many t IH! ^ Hall's Catarrh Cora is taken Internally, and makes it peculiarly desirable for ’

i bcnea,h “ wrap, while at the i

free. F.7. Ckmxt A Co.. ToliSoTo^' i tlme 11 * lres sofflclent of the Jt Sold by DroggisU,75c. | suggestion to be suited to street HaU i Family Pills are the best , [ tumes designed for spring. As sb No matter whese « man'waa bora he I( nM ' lte8 part of a costume of satlnewella up and chime to be proud of it.’ i faced cloth In sage green, with the full •> — waist of Liberty satin in a lighter sfok’h^JIhSis'SSd Uftmaordea' 8hade of ,he * anle color - ,he trimming '“ing fuids of the satin, cross-stitched

with black cortlcelli silk, and at the

is by jeweled buttons.

The fitted lining closes at the centre

aiok uouacne ana liver auoraers. “

«2S if - j« «

'Gmy’fl

SrablcT Teelbtag Worms. At all drogg,

•‘la Worm lu Weight la Gold.”

front On ft are arranged the waist and the bolero, so that both are made in one. The full front and back of the waist are tucked to yoke depth then left free to take soft folds, the closing being effected at the left front where

an opening Is cut from the

waist line. The Jacket is fitted by means of . shoulder and nnder-arm seams only, and is cut away at the neck to reveal the chemisette. The , aleerea are norel. while In bishop I at the upper edge which render them shape they Include deep cuff*, pointed exceptionally becoming. At the neck

la a regulation stock that

bly at the

To

t for a woman of

3 cut this 1

of. material twenty-one inches wide, one and three-quarter yards twenty seven inches wide, or one and threeeighth yards forty-four inehss wide will be required for tM waist; two

and a half yards twenty.

a MgsMiMrs pwssa always a gass- wide, one and se Is tfcazanw. twenty-seven Inches

Wide, or q

variety, and If fruit effects, such as tiny berries, grapes and currants, form a part of the spray, pearls are employed for the latter.

atrU 1 Little girls as well as their elders have need of well fitted underwear if the pretty frocks are to appear at their best. This carefully shaped petticoat was designed by May Manton with that fact in view and can be relied upon to give entire aatisfactkfii*" As shown It Is of white cambric with frill of needlework, but taffeta. Sicilian and la are all correct as well as the various white fabrics. When made from allk or wool a plisae flounce makes the substitute for the embroidered one. although a bias ruffle, gathered, la correct. The skirt Is cut In four gores so providing n straight back that can be trusted to launder satisfactorily. Td the lower edge Is joined a deep gathered flounce that. In turn. Is edged with a frill. The upper side is finished 1th a painted yoke-band, applied over e material that can be drawn up to yie required slse by means of tapes or ribbons. cut this petticoat for a girl of eight years of age three and a quarter yards of material twenty-one Inches wide, two and three-quarter yards twenty-seven inches trtde, two and a

half yards thirty-six Inches wide or and a half yards forty-f s win be required, with ic-edlework for frilL

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