CAPE MAY HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER I, 1904,

THE NEW NOSE.

I bad r*cel<r«d my nolle* at dUataa•1 At tbU wm lh* ninth Uom It bad bappeoed la tba^lcbl matba-darlas • hieh I had bam on the ■«#«, 1 basaa to meditau on tha •ubjact, and at taat It oocarrad 19 me that thla (rmnant recurrence ot tha a vent lalcbt have a reason; but vhatT 0^ It could have nothin* to do vitb talent Talent I bad, without any possible doubt; tha only Question was. tor wbatT . Even our tta*e manager, whoa I Invited to a glass of beei^-he drank 13 —In order to put tnls question to him. gave me the word of honor of the general manager that I had talent, even great talent., though It had not yet showed Itself. Nor could my appearance—f do not ' like to mention it—be the canae; tor without arrogance I. may say that for a youth of SO 1 had a truly Imposing figure My face had an open, frank expression; my mouth was. to be sure, a little too large, and my nose a little too wide; but. taken all t together, my features formed a harmonious whole As for wardrobe, I was so amply provided that I could appear on the stage In seven different costumes. To be exact, I had only two suits, one blnck one and one gray, but my Intelligence knew how to multiply them Into seven by varying the combination. I would like to see the actor who disposes of more clothes: often, not even three of them together have so many. Besides. I possessed two and n half pairs of gloves. To make an end to my doubts, 1 decided to Inquire, and for this purpose 1 went, one day, to seek the general manager In his office. The chief, a man about 43. looked at me for awhile out of hla half-closed •yea. without saying a word and then, pointing his finger at my olfactory organ. he said: “Tour nose doe# not please me" I did not know then that this expression Is tbefexcos* of every manager who Is not willing to give the true reason for the discharge to an employe, and really believed that my facial projection displeased our chief. Well. It eras rather wide; but If he Imagined that his own was “handsome, be was

in blank despair. ter a abort scene betw-et Da*idcon and Burlr'fb, the PQr , -li town, and thtl was w»l?: for tie audience. wblcb st first bad not understood why me nose bed no tip and the quean's collar had a nose, was beginning to be boisterous. The same evening I received a letter from the manager, which contained only a few lines. It read; "Tbs notice still stands. Tour new me does not please me either."— From the German of Karl Pauli. In 1C T. Sun.

But bis area the power, and If my original none did not pleas* him I must procure another. I knew that there were many acton at the theater who in tbs evening modeled noses fbr themselves. Why should 'hot I also do It? Perhaps the manager would then withdraw the notice, r Buj how were noses modeled? I bad not the remotest Idea; but I bad a friend who would know just bow to do it Aa I bad expected. TheophUua knew. He even hinted that he was one of the moat prominent men In the plastic art, and would gladly initials ma. In consideration at a moderate sum. The first two lessons were fctven wholly to theory; and In the third be taught me bow to make a mixture out of which to model a nose be part at Faust. The result was not favorable; aooc as 1 bad studied myself into a Might perspiration, the no exploded with n loud nolaa. When 1 told Tbeopbilua this, he gave > mixture: but the noses I TH had the disadvantage that they swelled, and oft the Ms# of a small pumpkin * I therefore gave op Tbeopbims* te-

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William H. Drake, at Philadelphia, waa married the other day wearing hand-cuff*—attached. The Chicago Journal remarks that William Is feeling the shackles early.

The Daylight fitora. The poalar dry goods emporlton of 0. L. W. Knerr. located at Ma Ilk-30 Washington street. Is known ns the daylight store among the shopping public because of the Immense amount of light which la about the ptaee, 1 bllng purchasers to examlns minutely the goods which they are buying. Mr and Mrs. Knerr both have excellent tastes us to the selection ot their goods and as to their display. They aks careful buyers and secure all of tbe up-to-date effects which are needed In a modern dry goods, notion and millinery establishment. They have a fall line of ladies’ and man’s furnishings They have always on hand a full Una of Standard paper patterns, and. In fact, everything which is to be found in a well-selected stock ot goods In a store of this character.

§AMUKL F. ELDRKDOE. Avtourstat-laW. SOLICITOR, MASTER IN CHANCERY aao NOTARY POBLIC. 310 Wash 1 Huron Braxrr. Cape Mat City, Naw Jebsky.

J^KWIST. STEVENS: COUNSELLOR AT LAW, BIO Washixotok St.. Cavs May, N. J. Master and Solicitor in Chancery. Notary Public. Commissioner for Pennsylvania.

Centra) Market One of the moat popular grocery ■tore In Capa May is that of Mecray’a. at the corner of Washington and Ocean streets, where a full line of the best wries. meats and provisions may ba always found on band at the lowest possible prices. The firm Is composed of John Mecray and Prank B. Mecray. who have occupied tha present store nearly two year*. Tbeoe young 1 began business on Washington street near the Methodist Church some Urns ago, and their business has gradually grown until they have now probably the most valuable business In the mercantile line that is in operation in Com May at tha Cigar Kks* cigar emporium, at lb* corner of Hughes and Ocean St rests, Is one of “ places In Caps May where “the most reliable of smokers’ articles can be found. A fall line of Imported, Key West and domestic cigars and Turkish am domestic cigarettes can be had. Thera la also a profusion of briar and Meerschaum pipes, os well ss highgrade smoking and chewing tobacco A full line of fine atatloaery is kept In k. The New York and Philadelphia dally papers and the Capa May Herald ore also for nolo there.

J)R. B. D. BURLEIGH, OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. No. 653 WarhiXotoh Stuckt, Cape May. N. J. No. 1537 Chbithct Btbeft, Philadelphia, Member of the Faculty of tbe Philadelphia Osteopathic CoBege. Hours:— Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. 9 toll a. m., 2 to 5 p. m. Sundays 9 to 11 a. m., and by appointment. Consultation free.

p)R. WESTLEY RODGERS WALES, WALES’ Csited States Pharmacy. Washiuotok axd Dbcattb Stbxbtr, Cape May CSiy, N. J. Telephone 93 and 34. Office boon, 7 to 9 a. m., 2 to 4, and 7 to 9 p.m. •/ Office and residence, Wales United States Pharmacy. Night Bell.

A Horse Goods Mart. ; The popular mart in Cape May fo; the purchase of oil material# needed la the manufacturing place of Walter A. Lovett Washinj Perry. My. Lovett makes a specialty ot eat prices an blankets and robes. H* has s foU llns of knrboth* ready mods and that a e mores no pains to pteas

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my nasal proRettop The next moment—oh heaven*— the tip of my nose, I c steed at bet ox in - its natural place, was. scli-klng to tha rorear of the queen’s collar. > Terrified. I squinted at my.olfactory organ, hideously marred by the loos of Itt tip At firut I had the Ifapute of

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