CAPE MAY HERALD. THURSDAY, JULY »6 <906.

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• Uaa to K*t »c^oalntnl vltb before Utiuxa can run aloii£ amooUilj. For luiUu'f. oo W7 iMt trip I atrurk ■ tow* OODod BottO•uorllle. A •tree! car «lia*n by a MOW tan from tbe aUttoo to tbe town. Tbe (are wa« 7 rents. I kicked and had a tow with the rundncUtf- Whan I got aptowu tbe landlord of' the only hotel refused to rerelre me aa a root. - -What's the rowT 1 asked. “ -You sasaed tbe .conductor of tbs street car.' ' l< i' ! • “•Well, what of It?” -•We are both named Robinson and rotated.“I went out to a reataurent. hut that was run by a Robinson, and 1 could jet nothin* to eat. There were three merchants tn tbe town, and they wanted my goods but they were named Robinson and refused to buy. When I wanted to *et back to tbe depot I could hire no boy to carry my grip*. Too much Robinson 1 was making for tbe train and carrying my luggage when I met a smiling man and stopped to ssy to him: “ -You don't look like a Robinson' “-Well, no: I'm Dot, 1 be replied. “ Then I want you to listen while I cuss tbe whole caboodle of them. I never saw such a blamed town In my Ufe. Why. air-— " ‘Please don't,' be Interrupted. “'But why? “ ‘Because I'm Jones—tbe only Jones

that I was ag'ln 'em they'd put tbe price of kerosene up to 80 rents and butter to 68 rents and the only Jonas woaU bare to eat dry bread and alt tn darkness. Ten or fifteen years hence, when tbe Joneses bare got a footbold'— “And be smiled and bowed and wared bis band and passed on."

WIm Ctrl. Now, there was a certain girl, and the bad three wooers. Tbe first wooer said she was tbe whole world to him. but she frowned upon bis Bolt. Tbe second wooer said rite was the son. moon and stars to him. but stw bade him be on Ida way. To me." said the third, “you are a young woman of agreeable manners, with eyes that might be a little bluer. With * nose that Is a wee bit puggy and wttb a few freckles and an •oytag habit of blurting out ;

She married tbe third wooer. Being pressed for au explanation of her duct, she said: “My goodness! 1 think I was si ble. I married tbe only one that had courage enough to tell me of my faults before marriage Instead of waiting to throw them up to me afterward."— New York Life.

“Is your wife's mother stllf with yon?" asked Singleton. "No" answered Wedderly; 'she's still against me every time there Is a family argument on tap."—D«

HUMmkaa Mrntltr. Ton say (bat your friend was utterly prostrated by a mere case of mistaken Identity?" “Yes. He mistook a toadstool for moa'miom."—Washington Star.

Ths Crees ttreerseker Thai Used' Is Be. Oh. brother, tn the days of old. lbs palmy days of yore When we bag flflran cants to Henry TTOon's'store To celebrate the gloried Fourth, wa always hurried back With three large cracker bunches Were straight Ore rents a pack’. They came from China, nnd right h midst of them waa aren One wonderful firecracker that - a»

TO keep oar fun a-golng till the on the square. When there would be akyreckr*a sad red j Cra and all YF« alwaya kept

Jesus Dines With a Pharisee fegfay School Losses Isr Mr ?UH« SssalaBr Pnsarad for TMa Fasar.

HE FAVORS U. ^CONTROL fCOMTINCSO FROM FIRST FACRJ

himself shall he Malted -Luke 14.it. TIME.—t.>n a Sabbath day early In January, A. D. SO. Perhaps two or three

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Perea, near Bethabara. at the fords o( the J aciu'pTrfir"r»:riiitgKt**-!. Seven Miracles of Merry on the Sabbath -Matt.

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mti 1 Pat idi ,:1 * s Comment nnd Buggastlva Thought V. 1. “One of the chief Pharisees." A Pharisee who was eminent for his wealth or his learning. 'To eat bread on the Sabbath day." Jews were viry fond of visiting and feasting on that day. “They watched him.” Some of the guests had come—so the original Indicates—tor the express purpose of closely watching Jesus' every word and deed. V. X. “Behold." 1Y>e exclamation hints that tbe presence of this man to at least some of the company: bat It Is quits widely believed that Jbe critics referred to in 1 had brought him In lor the express purpose of testing Jeans "Before him.” Immediately In front of Jesus The guests had not yet taken places at the Ubls “A certain man ■ dropsy." A man coffering from this disease, which Is well known-W day and land, and at that date wai considered Incurable. V. 3. "Jesus answering.” Jeans answered their unspoken question. "Lawyers" Scribes, who maue special study of the law of Moeea "Phariiees." The most strict sect of Jaws. 'Is It lawful to haal on" the Sabbath day?" One of the foolish and Cloddish ooo ring notions which the Jews held concerning the Sabbath, waa that It was unlawful tor any to do the work required to help the sick, or for the sick man to take medicine, on that

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V. 4. They held their peace." If they should answer "No." their own hearts and thoee of all present would cry out against them;-if they answered “Tea," they would be contradicting the law of the rabbis; so they refused to give any answer. V.S. “Which of you." Think of it as a personal matter and decide what you would do If something befell one very dear to you. or a valuable animal, on the Sabbath. "An aas or an ox." Some manuscripts give. Instead of the word ass. the word son. ''Fallen into a pit" Perhaps a well is meant, which, in Palestine, was often unprotected, and for an animal or child to tall tn was no uncommon occurrence. V.«. "They could not answer him." They would not confess that Jesus was right and the rabbit were wrong about Sabbath-keeping V. 7. “He pat forth a parable." This differs from other parable of simply points oat how act tinder certain condition*, and shows how they would act It they followed the dictates of prudence, or. still more, the dictates of love. “Chose out the chief Bests." At this date it was customary to arrange tables in tkgais. called a triclinium. Conchas for three persons to recline upon were placed at the outer side of each table and aa open square left in the center. Hie middle place at each table was- considered a place of honor, and the strife of orientals for these chief seat* can people of

lews mey b* effective next year. My Mas was to have one department aed ooeert cf laws to regelate ell eompealse. Corbin offered in evideoes a Usl of rf aai Iholr salaries, which wm vert 8«d by Mr. Dryden. This saowad the Praeldset's eatery as MAMOa rear; Firs' Vies PreetdeoL Leslie D. Ward's eatery. . . IT. Second Vise President. Forrest F. Dryden, ani.oofr. sad Comptroller, WUber F. Johnson, aao.ooo. 'Do yoa not think these salaries axoaeslvef" Mr. Corbin ashed. 'No, sir. The ability to do the ability to sot commands

i tbe lookoat for sack mss. One ■ the heed of so enterprise at MOCUno while another would be high

priced St $1006.

It was shown that Mr. Dryden had workad for twe and one-half yean without psoaatloo, that hla salary was fixed at per month. Ihso at IU0 and so oa ustU ad la thirty-one yean grown to Its

Senator Dryden was < lines of hla atatemeote before tbe Armstrong Committee In New York, and some of his assertions were goer Into more fal•o oo that oeeaaioc. He said that the Prudential Company bad contributed fdOU) , Republican National Committee in In 1886 and In 1900 had contributed 010.000 and that the tergar amount was donated

again in 1804

'•Senator, do yea think ft waa right to gin the policy bolder* money assy for ipatgn purposes?” asked State Senator

•The policy bohtere never had cm cant t teurestln that money. It baloogad to "How do you discriminate* Yoe ISStlled this mornlcg that the Mirpli ' tbs policy holders and not to

“What was applied to the credit of policy holders was voted to them by the director*," aald Senator Dryden n considered the act of giving ty to the Republican Comm

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'The management of tbs company U larged with the responsibility of tbs. pany and If la tbs judgment of the d llioas are like It to be brought about that would lead to destroy the cc paay's areata, or to impair them. It Is duty of tbe managemeat tg protect ft.*

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V. 8. ''Bidden to a wedding." At a marriage feast the laws of etiquette would be most carefully observed. V.». "He that bads thee." The one in charge of the fastivlUse, commonly called the governor or the ruler of the least "Give this man place.” It occurs every day in social gatherings tn the east that the master of the feast has to remove some guests from the high places which they have chosen and assign them to lower places V. 10. “Oo . . . lowest room." This does not mean that we are to ape humility In order to get praise* and

place in the ship." Eete* V.1L . . . abased." This la one of the fundamental tews of the Kingdom of Heaven. “He that tuafalsth . ■hall be exalted." He who has humility te in inch an attitude of heart and mind that God can use him in lifting him to a higher plane and greater usefulness V.l*. “Call tbe blind.- Invite tlx

V. 8. Works of Christ-like love and helpfulness are peculiarly appropriate to tbe Sabbath day.—Bx. M:A V. 6. That man te tar from God wh heart te not touched with compass for suffering animate.—Prov. 18:10. V. A The truly oferthy seek the place where they can he of greatest service to others—Loke Xt-.M. V. 16. Tbe truly humble ore by the Indwelling Spirit of A ▼. 14. Who blesses others te

The History of -.-Cape May County:FI0H - - TBE ABORIGINAL TIMES TO TK PRESENT DAT

AN account of the Aborigines; The Dutch in DeUwmre Bgy; Tbe Settlement of the County: The Whaling; 9be Growth of tbe Villages: The Revolution rad Patriots; The EaUbltebment of the New Government; The War of i8ia; The Progregg of the County and Soldiers of the War. Ir LEWIS TOWNSEND STEVENS tepKiM.4SIUsre.tloa>. 31 Chapter*. s Appaollrn *irr premua on ucurr or it bEWIS T. STEVENS, Publisher 610 Wuhlngput St. Cape Map, N. J.

We Make Harness

and make it right. Tbe quality te leather and tbe other materials used, is the best obtainable, and its cut pat

Doable or tengle Harueea, for farm, delivery or fond wagons. Fine carriage •as te a epecwlty of ours, etc.

A. LOVETT

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CAPE HAY, N, J.

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r Aek for oar MARHIOM 8HHKTN MRs. E. TURNER 323 Washington st. Caps M>»y.

GO TO .. J. D. CRAIG’S.. 108 Jackson St. Cape May TO OE your ©hoes Repaired You will find a first class Shoe Maker, Rod be wil do your work Satisfactorily, as nothing but tbe very best of Leather is used. te he Os Nb la Go U hteh b te h M MW If yoa meet wiih .rcidrut while Irevellag, tbe Empire RegUtry Company will pay yea FIVE ROLLAR8 FES WEEK (or teas of time Is care of deslh, fteoo. WE ALSO INSURE AGAINST SICKNESS OF ANY KIND. Sewing Machines And Organs Sold on Instalments ALL KINDS OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS TUNED AND REPAIRED. STRINGS FOR VIOUKS, 11 AN j OS AND GUITARS ON BAND.

J. D. Craig,

108 Jaekun Street

The New Jersey State Normal and Model Schools Tbr Normal Scho-l Us professional school devoted to the preparation of teacbere for the public school, of New Jersey. .Cost per year for Board $130 Thte Model Bchool offer* e thorough academic coarse and prepare* for the leading mllra* *“<1 teehmes! schools end for batenas. TUI MMtoMD«gl«rt»al. tecRMlut hoard and ttetteo, rXXJ.OO per year. Dormitories with modern borne Mht equipment For farther Informalipn triilige*, , J. It GREEN, Principal, m, New Jersey.

PRACTICAL PAINTER.

—Wholbulb *si> Reran Dcalks, is— PAINTERS SUPPLIES, AMERICAN &, FRENCH PLATE GLASS MIRROR ETC ESTIMATES FURNISHED ON ALL KINDS OF PAINTING. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. 103 JACKSON STREET Cape May City. N. J.

ISAAC H. SMITH CLOTHIER AND FURNISHER

Opposite Reading Depot. 608 WASHINGTON ST.. CAPE MAY. N. J.

Charles T. Campbell NO* 606 WASHINGTON STCape May City, New Jeraey

p ireTinsurance ARE YOU iftsUREPt \'

Itesterswre placed on building furniture, stock, plate gbra, Rni boilers in the best Companies represented in tbe Country a* follows: UNITED FIREMEN'S INSURANCE CO. OF/PHILA. THE GERMAN INSURANCE CO. OF FREEPORT. HOME, FIRE AND MARINE OF SAN FRANCISCO. FIRE ASSOCIATION OF PHILADELPHIA. THE PENNSYLVANIA CASUALTY CO. OF PHILA

oQBrown 'Villa, 218 PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY. -~=gmOPEN ALL THE YEAR meg?- . Rooms Large and Airy Appointments First-da*

Near the Beach .

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a F. Ware President of Comal. Approved July M. ipad. Thoms. W. Millet, Mayo*. A Item: jso. W. Thorepooc. Kacteffar.

Pennsylvania Railroad FICKOOMAJJ.Y OOXDUCnCD KXCUHMIONg N T A O A I LY LA.LLS Augu.1 U. 28. teeplember a sad 20. 10041 $11.75 from Cape May Tleksu fred teteg re trai. 4 4S P. B. *te BPHCTAL TKAIA ol fadnua. V.rl.r Car*. Bl.ln* Car red D.y CrerhM Lwavtog Philadelphia a( N.IO A M. following day. running via the PICTl KKHQLK Ht BQLKHAKNA VALl.tCY KOI TL ***** **•* r **“ n ”"* •* re»“i»' lr *l», »*»i. It* Dan n.» re nithtri limn utewre a Dufclc rsbirnlaf muMrSMd DreSM) ute fuU ini.rm.i.cr mtj re obUiare tr*m TKkm *«*<>u W. ATTKBm HY. J. K. W4HJD. W. BOYD. rew.1 Banagar r.oMno.r TrUDr Binre.r Cnar.i rutang., t«.n>

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PAINTING of ALL KINDS

FULL LINE OF TRUNKS ALWAYS ON HAND

Queen Jewelry Store Jewelry, Watches and Clocks Repairing neatly done by iKilled workmen C. F. Kuhn

305 WASHINGTON ST.

MECRAYS’ CENTRAL MARKET Cor. Washington nnd Ocean Streets

602 Washlogtoa St. 217, 219. Ml Ocean St.

Meats, Groceries, Provisions and Fruits

CheUs f oltsrs-Shsrpls** Gift X4gs-A SpsdaJty

Country Produce fresh dally from our own farm Fisk, Oysttrs, CtedM nod Tgrroptm. >rss»sd Fsohry

The largest market in Cape May.

-^3^*THE DOUGLASS

Cor. Lafayette and Jackson Street*, Cape May, N. J. Furnished Apartments with or without Board. Open all the Year. box 173 T. J. GRIFFIN, Manager.

VfFke Douglass” Employment Agency Jirtt-claii Xetp SurwUked Xfomg mil Service £imn . . . . . . Svtk SKmle mad Scmatc . . .

MRS. JQMU ADAMS.

M. C. SWAIN MANUFACTURER OF Artificial Stone Pavement, Cellars, Floors. Etfx, Etc. ms ASS© ©?®SS£ eSTYQD®.

All Work Guabahtked akd Best of Rkferknck Furnishkd.

30 ~ywa -ten T3K yMkiKarcjc.

Ofc* and Residence, Carrie dt £*s*n Sts. Cmpa May, N. J.

THE HOMESTEAD

East Cw. Wuhtegtre >°4 Jukire Sn. Cape Mu THE CAFE is thoroughly up-to-date in all appointments. Handsomely appointed parlors for ladies. CMtegn •wvrf with cholmtWteM. Uqaari. D«ri J. j. umr, Murew

TUE A I rkliuc; DECATDSST. (Fini InC ALLMIvE, fnjmtrei.) Open!

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Room* Urge and airy. Appointments first-class. Cuisine exRatas, per day, upward; $io per week, Ufiward. Tkasdore Maalles.