CAPE MAY HERALD, THURSDAY. DECEMBER 19, 1907
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Don’t leave the coat mark on prevDon't let money dominate your ( hrutmaa giving. Don't let Christmas giving deteriorale into a trade. Don't embarass yourself by gt' more than you can afford. Don't try to pay debts or return obligations in your Christmas giving. Don't give trashy thing*. Many ah attic could tell strange stories about Christinas presents. Don't make present' which you. friends will not know what to do with and which would merely encumber Don't give because others ekpect you to. Give because you love to. If you cannot send-your heart with the gill, keep the gifL Don’t give to bulky articles to people who live in small quarters, unless know that they need the particular things you send them. Don't wait until the last minute to buy your presents, and then, for lack of time to make proper selections, give what your better Judgement Don’t decide to abstain from giving just because you eannol afford expensive present*. The though tfuine. your gift, the interest you take in those to whom you give, ere the principal "things. The Intrinsic value of your gift counts very little. Don't give things because they are cheap and make a big show for the money. A* a rule it is a dangerous, thing to pick up a lot of bargain sales for Christmas presents. If yon do, there is always the temptation to make inappropriate gifts. Reside* there Is usually some defect in bargain articles, or they are out of style, out of date, <y there is some other reason why they are told under price.
Ls-gtatatlre Besaion. 1BOS Kg legislative seeston of recent yi will have greater interest than I Which will assemble January 14, 1808. Both booses will again be Republican, but the New Idea dement of that party will again wield an interesting influence. Governor Fort bat riven evldei he proposes to keep a sharp eve on legislation with a view to having the L*uialat ore fulfill every promise made ' log the campaign, and the opposition of a large eod-lnfloeoUg] portion of the Republican party to many of If
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On the 23d of May. 1704. Captain William Kidd, the famous pirate, was
at bAcvuiiuu ouca, ixmoon. Several otftrs of Kidd’s company
mary putting to death of these ptratas did much to rid the eea of piracy. Kidd, who wea the moat daring of all the pirates of history, exemplified the wont of his kind. Although hie ex plolta have been greatly rvsggsntad. Hurra ia no doubt that he waa gntty of * •a Crimea. Bis daring - ' -
nnlate him. and the o of the world guffored n depredation* of th<
ward pool deni? Jewett-I am all tba
«**. Hewitt—Hew ts that? Jewetthav# two glri* living In ths
A CULTURED BASS. HlgW Education Was the Ruin of This Intelligent Fish. "Base are Intelligent little beasta. That is the reason they travel In school*," remarked Walter Dumpling, an anthorily on fishing and a candidate for the nature fakir else*. *T have frequently observed them studying." be continued, “whether it waa better taste to swallow a minnow whole or on the installment plan. I have seen them seek knowledge concerning rubber frogs and. haring made op their minds that It was a false friend, go off and warn their com-
rades.
"1 hare seen them studying weather conditions, coming to the surface, gasIng Intently at the sky. finding tha direction of the wind and satisfying, themselves whether tomorrow would * be clear or rainy. "All real fishermen can -vouch for tiie statement that baas are fond of children. I have seen them eat np the tittle ones. “Bass are natural defenders of the borne life, and when a carp or catfish cornea browsing around to devour the eggs the female b*** i»yi vhw msim will
the sharp dorsal spine.
- * r a base so intelligent
to bite on the ordinary only caught after a pags
IN THE SAME BOAT. cron bin I HID.
one. It Is tba abandonment of over* heavy clothing especially of i en socks. Amazing It Is bow many ml* blushers have a predilection tick sock* of wooL “But some blusher* wear tight enough clothes. To them I can only recommend a nerve treatment la vise them to make speeches at banquets. to be witnesses In murder trial*, to go to tea* and dances, to develop. In abort the nerve as a wrestler dev<
hit muscle.
“Blushing Is a difficult disorder to cure. As a rale It paaae* away of Itself when the victim reaches hi* thirtyfifth year."—New Orleans Tlaes-Demo-
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U was said of Dr. Johnson that be always talked as though be were taking an octh. He detested the habit of lying or prevaricating In the slight eat degree and would not allow hi* servant* to say be vr*» not at horn* if he waa. “A servant's strict regard for the truth." said be, “most be weakened by such a practice. If I accustom my servant to tall a lie for me, have I not reason to apprehend that ha will tall It for hlmselff A strict adherence to troth the doctor cooaidjma a* a aacrod obligation, and in rePftlng the smalUx t anecdote be would not allow himself .the minutest addition to emhelUah his story.
The Transformed Pythagorean. Some undergraduate* once wished to play a practical Jokeupod a man who waa, a disciple of Pythagoras, so one day when he waa a little sleepy by re as on of the amount of brandy and soda that be bad Imbibed his friend* smeared him with boaey end rolled him In the Inside of a feather bad. m the dtedpie of I up In the morning be looking glass at blmeelf ' with a whistle. -Bird, by Jovet"-
Looktag In one day at W*rtea*a a tittle troubled. "It ta," said tha taw.
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