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, Wtat do you think In the deareM fad s r ktra. John W. Kern, wife of the Democratic nominee for rice prealdentT Women'a ciuba, or faahiouable dlncera, or do*«, or automobllea} No, no. no! Children. Little chB dren. Poor childreB. Of courae abe la • club woman. But abe la a home woman, a thoughtful wife and tender mother. And after that abe benda her atrongeat Influence and devotee the moot of her e^fra time to the little onee of her home city who are tick and tired and curbed by ecant aurroundlnga. There la no, one more prominent In tbe trp* playground movement tr

i la the t s lc patron of the freah lira. Kern la thoroughly practical In bet ideas. Women's clubs, she declares, can do far more good by asrlatlng such charities than by discussing tbe wbyforea and wherefore* of Balzac. While *be was president of the local cooucfl of pome- she took frequent occasion to emphasize this flew, and It bore good fruit. Mra Kern Is a great borne body Her home life la Ue^. The modest frame bouaa at 1S22 North Meriden street. Boon to become tbe political capital of Indianapolis, baa sheltered of the happiest, chummiest families to the city. , There are three cal|drpu In the Kern household—Misa Julia, a young ' Oman of striking appearance, daughter of his Brat wife, and two sons, John Worth Kern. Jr, eight, and William Co Ter Kern, five years old. The Kern boys are “Jost kids" of the old fashioned port. They are husky youngsters, full of Ufa and play, and prefer going barefooted to draeslnK up. Whan Bryan was ahjcitalned at Uie Kern home last February Mr*. Bern told the Lays they were going to have strawberries and that they mustn't display bad manners by saying anything about them. They must appear wholly unconcerned at the sight of strawberries early lb February. 'Yfpfi, treD." said Bryan when the dessert came. »ate*b-bejTlfs |n Febru *ry! That Is Joat flne." The boys looked at their mother In great gstofllsluneat, then at their father. They ceuldo't under*tsnd. Afterward one of then) slipped up to hi* mother. “Mr. Bryan baa awful bad manner*," he confided, stll] astonished sod b'g eyed. "He apoke about our having a tr* wherries In February. Papa didn't Papa has better manners than jfr.Bryan." Two famous Ordtr* For Weman. Tbe most ancient European order bestowed on women la'tbe Austrian dec oration of tbs Star and Crucifix, founded In tbs year 1688 to commemorats tbe preservation of the saerpd relic of a piece of tbe croea In rible firs at the Hofbnrg. Vienna. This relic was held In much tbs Emperor MsxlmJUau L Invatfsldy wore U a* an amnlat Tbe fire broke out In the rooms occupied by tbs lowagrr empress, and, although evarythlng aasmed to bavs been destroyed, tbs tiny cmcjflg which <mtainsd the relic was discovered unhurt Bo great was tbe gratitude of the Imperial family that they determined to found an order In thankfnlnoro for tbe "mtrade." as the preservation of the relic was called. Tbe senior archduchess of tbs Imperial house Is always head of the der. and tbe members most be ladles of high rank and uni " They most promise to visit tbe sick and tbs poor, to recite certain graywt dally, and also to attend mass. Tbe pider la made of bio* enamel, oval In Shape, with s gold border and the deVic# "Balus et Gloria* in Week letter* co It. In tbe center ays the double beaded eagle, a red Greek cross and bands of bine and sold, and tbs wsorer s It on the left breast with a black

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PRINTERS* BLUNDERS. Comic Effect* Frequant In the Day* When Bad Copy Was the Rul*. Typographical errors that produced weird or comical efforts are described by the 8L laouls Republic In an article recalling the days when all of that newspaper'* type was set by hand, before the Introduction of typesetting machines, when the copy, in*lead of being typewritten, was turned over to tbe printer In an Infinite variety of good, bad and Indifferent chirography. Comparatively few of the errors ./ere allowed to contribute to the gayety of the subscriber*, as tbe majority were squelched In the “bouse of correction.'' as the proofroom was facely termed. From a collection by a proofreader tbe following Instances of ridiculous misleading of copy are taken: “Bis blushing bride" was transformed Into ''hi* blustering bride." A captain was said to have "served 1th destruction In the CoBfadprata army," but the wrjt#- thought be wrote “diitlactlon." Two plcta*e* entitled “The Galley Blare” and “Each In Their Turn" ere referred to as 'The Galley I Love” and “Enoch In Shin Town.” paving in mind tbe tnfiuenee of Cprmer citizens of the land of the shamrock upon tbe political 4c*tlules of tbe town, what more natural than that the printer man should set up an ‘Irish district court" where It had been the “first district court T" Professor Frank Geeks was mentioned as having rendered "violent selections" rather than “violin aelee“otm,* Somebody was quoted as paying that “all tbe tinging folks on the vaudeville stage have hundreds of wives." but the copr. when carefully examined, found to read “husbands or a," and a sensation In the theatrical world was averted. They tailed for three days around thg pape and finally slaughtered a small Italian" was corrected to read “sighted a small Island." On one occasion tbe reporter wrote of certain “dwarfed and hungered cbll- ," who were made to appear perhaps more pathetic when the compositor substituted the words “doorfed and takes delight In talking op bin family aha me" was a shameful thing to say about him. for “favorite,theme" was meant “Bad Cross Society Will fight Cor belt" was tbe way the.typesetter transformed the copy concerning s crusade against cholera.

PAIN AND PLEASURL The Sensations That Com* Whan

This 1# the way Rev. J. T. Mann In Spare Momenta describe# tbe way II feels to be hanged: At Fort Barrancas, Fla., on April 4, 1868, I was hanged as a Confederate spy. I spent four minutes physically and spiritually between earth and heaven. Then a Yankee sergeant, believing me to be the wrong man. cut ie down. My first sensation when the barrel was kicked from under my feet wes that a steam boiler Inside me was aboot to explode. Every vein and od vessel to and from my heart imed charged with an oppressive fullness that must Dud an avenue of escape. The nervous system throughout its length was tingling with a painful, pricking sensation tbs Ilk# of which I never felt before or since. Then followed the eenae of an explosion. as If a volcano bad erupted. This seamed to flv* me relief, apd the pain gave way to a pleasurable feeling, one very desirable could It be secured without death, with this sensaUoa a light broke hi upon my sight, a light of milky whiteness, yet strange to say. so transparent that It was easier to plsrca with the eye than tbe light of day. Then came Into my mouth a t*»u of sweetaese the Uke of which I have never since known. And I frit myself moving on, with a consciousness «3 leaving everything behind. Tber I heard the sweetest music, and It seemed that more than a thousand harp* led In each part, accompanied by myriads of voice*. And the sensation of coming back to life after I bad been cut down was Just as painful as tbe first feeling of

1 to hkv# a pals of Its se and floret* were seats of the most excruclsdug agony. In half an hour the pain was all gone, but I would not go through the experience again for the wealth of the Indie*.

An order with a romantic history Is the Lutsen order, founded In remembrance of tbe beautiful Queen Louise *f Prussia. It la e simple decoration of a small black enamel cross with tbe letter L as a center, surrounded by golden stare. On tbs back are the dates 1818-1814. It Is an order bestowed on all classes of women and jras originally Intended to reward

*rben things seemed at thelr wont during tbe Napoleonic wan gave up an their Jewelry for a fund to a*re their

country. Tw* Wrests, Os* Eight.

Mr. N. resided for gome yaare la *f tbe FIJI Mends end came to hare Feat Influence with tbs nadree, and

Mozart and Bretznee.

When Mozart was at the height of * Ms fame be composed the music of Bretsaec's “Belmont und Konatense" (“The Abduction From the Beragllo") at ths request of Emperor Joseph II. The author of the drams was so angry at this that be inserted the following notice In tbe Lelpriger Zeltung: “A certain fellow of the name of Mozart dared to miens# my drama. 'Bel;

AN HONEST ARTIST. H* Would Not Paint a Us Evan Fee

a Napoleon.

Tbpre was no love loaf between the Emperor Louis Napoleon and his cousin. Prince Napoleon, whom ths Parisians called “Plon Pkm." Tbe prince used to make abusive speeches against the emperor, which people Were only too ready to repeat to him. "Let him alone," Louis Napoleon would reply. “He Is too well known. No on* wo" Id turn me out to place him on

ths thrive.”

The emperor was correct for no one ■aid a good word about “Plon Plon." He was commonly believed to haw ■hows tl}e whit* feather In the Crime* and never exposed himself where the lead was falling An Engl lab lady Who Is her younger Cay* mingled with French society tells In her “Foreign Court* and Foreign Homes” a story as discreditable to Prince Napoleon as It Is honorable to a French artist While tbe artist was painting the historical picture of tbs battle of the Alma, which the emperor bad ordered. Prince Napoleon called at the palnteF* studio to makt known to him tbe facts. On leaving b* said be wished the prominent figure In ths battle to he Moself mounted on bis white charger. He sent the bone to the artist so that ha could paint Its exact portrait When the picture was finished and toon* were sent out fqr a rprtogte " the White charger was seen, a prominent figure to the battle, hut without a rider. On bearing of this terrible omission ths prince sent an aid-de-camp to ask tbs reason- The bonast artist said the hone should remain 1 the prince wished, but no-rider would h* on It "Tall tbs prince I bare nsTgr yet painted a lie." Tig hint was taken. The prince ordered thg bone to be

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Russian Marriages. The celebration of a Russ riage sometimes extends over three days. At tbe wedding festivities tbe bride Is expected to dance with the after another until abe drops bt r*t?gnf. It Is * matter of with her to keep going as long poaalbla. and It la not up usual to - - three

girl Is dancing with a man abe

always bolds bis plpa. It would be regarded ee extremely rude If a man abould continue to smoke his pipe In such circumstances.—London Tit-Bit*.

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Mr- Bubb* . (after engaging cookj— There’* one other thing I anpposa you idd know, Mias Flannlgan—my i chronic Invalid, confined to

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Alum Fee Toothache, rry one does not know that alum to balled milk la good for toothache. A pises of It should be boiled Ip the milk and then tbe fluid held to the mouth, not swallowed. ' im Is also good for a mouth wash In coiq water. It check* any bleeding '* the gums and heals and antteepUaea

a woman haa receding gums which are apt to bleed a little after eating unpeeled fruit or core on the cob or to meets abe would do well to alum dissolved In cold water In ths bathroom and rinse the mouti; with tt after every meal sod fepiclaily before ahf retire* at night Man’s Orest*at Pleasures. What are man's greatest pleasures! While the great thinker* of thought bsve been publicly trying to answer this all important oueetlon and, aa usual, hare only Involved • mere tofallectual controver*/, we have been Forking quietly and hav» obtained some startling reeult*. Here ta the list

Double or single Harness, for farm, delivery or road wagons. Fine carriage Harness u a specialty of our*, etc.

Hearing ouraelve* talk.

Articulating.

Listening to ourselves.

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“I told teacher, 'pop, that you said abe taught you when you wag g little

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«Wbat did she sayr •That stupidity must main tbs (am lly.“—Baltimore American. SWIMMERS] CRAMP. dome Mistaken Notions About Drowning Corrected. jkn expert swimmer says that all tbe talk we baar about cramp as tbe cause of drowning la wrong. W« th* go Neyr*- There to only one form of samp that is fatal to a swimmer, and that la cramp In the stomach, which to vary rare. The popular qattou la that £ Is a cramp lq the arms or the legs that make* people drown. Cramp of this kind does sometime* attack Ik swimmer; but. though it la painful h la not dangerous, He does not If so attacked, become paralyzed and go to the bottom, but begtba to struggle and to cry for help. If be will stand tbe pain tor a abort time and keep bis head be can by Us own eff ths cramp off. Another mistaken notion Is that g drowning man throws no h(s hand* e* be Is sinking As a matter of.f** It la retiy a good swimmer that can throw up his hands In tbe water, for be has to tread water to do it, and

hot not least, talking.

Sleeps In Cold There Is an apartment bouse to New York which has what Is known aa cold Storage- In each apartment there Is a kitchen which Is supplied with a refrigerator. Inside the reftUeiutor tt la always Ice cold, says the New York Sun. A mil of pipes la covered with perpetual frost The owner of -one of these apartment* opens tbe refrigerator door on very hot nlgbta and seta an electric fan In front of It In a short time tne sir of the whole apart-

Thla la a new recipe and very nice: One-half cupful of Indian meal, one and one-half cupfuls of-graham flour, cue cupful of rye meal, one cupful of tour milk, oue cupful of molareee, one cupful of water, qn* teaspoonful of i •oda dissolved to sour milk and one! tjaapoonful of salt

Bather Clever,

Something more than quiet humor to tn this paragraph, printed at the epd of the Edmonton Opera House regulations by Manager Brandon: ‘Any old laolea afraid of taking cold

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AUCTIONEER FOB THESALK OF roperty Ml Every •eseripfloi

tb my former experience lu ibe State o - » York In eonduottog publicaalea, so '.blent of Kl Vi OK satisfaction in all sale. ■ •.ttra.l to t be iuakr-sp sod pristine

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Cook—Taylor was always a fqrtTOate

that httklock should stay with him to be vefy 1 last ? Baleigh—How was that? Cook—Why, ha was operated on for tbe removal of a pearl which be bad accidentally swallowed while eating

What Dreams Ma*ic Jubilee.—To dream that yon are at a Jubilee to a aura sign that you will have a fortune left you by eome rich relatives. Ladder.—To dream you ascend

unload It was found to be valuable ‘ enough to pay for both the operation ^ and tb* funeral—Judge.

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Milk for the baby can be kept warm the whole night If It M kept neer a hot water bottle, the two wrapped to a woolen blanket It haa been known to keep warm until daylight Fruit Cream For Dinner. Those who like tbe taste of fruit fter every meal win snrety like this new dessert, which has been triad for afternoon teas st country cipba. It la made by cutting Into bits ptoe-

stlrred into Whipped cream that has boon put to ths refrigerator sod made Tbe mixture la turned out Into the email tumblers need-at soda water for all such concoctions, an addition a macaroon la often . on the top or a email bit of bnndled

The History of •:Cape May Count.

FROM

THE ABORIGINAL TIMU TO THE PRESENT DAI

EMBRACING

AN account of the Aborigine*; The Dutch In Delaware Bay The Srttlctncnt of , hc County The Whaling fto-Growth of the YilUe.-. The ! Revolution an i I'alnol*; The KstaMiMmicm of . the NewOov. nment.Tbe War of ,h,:. The Progress of th ounty and Soldier* of the Wai. I

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