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VOL. X. CAPE ISLAND. CAPE MAY COUNTY, NEW JERSEY, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29. 1884. NO. 18. . . .... I , ... .... ... . ... 1 w I ■' ■■■/, I'rr IV ndUV Da,iviav Iv.ttlTltirp POSITMI IN 8LEEPLN6.

5-rlrtt fetttg. WITHOUT Till. CHILDREN. O, the maty, uHrmn tllroi-r OTitOM without the cMMfro, Of tl* strange, upprr-ilrr stfflneas WWOte the children come no more, Mil the louring of Um.teegten. > Few tkr soft arms of tbe children. Ah ! the tanging fcr the fsrei, pKn gone larerermore: Peeping through the oj^nlng doorCBtigt 11 is to uakr nt aM&icht, AMI not hear the rhitdren brr.tiung, Kothlog but ttw old clock ticking. Tick Inf. licking b)" the door. Strengo to eoc the UtUe dmm llnartuf up there nil the moreUg. i And the gnllm— «h"l thetr pntter. We trill hear It ncirr more j What 1« home without the children I •Tie the earth without It* trrdure, ) And the sky without tie euuehlne : . Lite if withered to the core I So we ll leere this dreary dcw-rt. ASd we'll luilaw the Good Shepherd To the greener pastures vernal, • Where the latthe hnre "gfoc before" With the Shepherd evermore ! j O, the went}', solemn tllence Ofnhoure without the ehildten, j * 0, the etrnnfr", oppressive stlUarts Where the children cutne no more 1 Ah I the longing of the sleepless . F. r the soft emu of tbe.clilldren i Ah t the longing for the f»re» Peeping thrmigh 1 1* opening door— Feeer gone foreeertcort ! £rU(t ^Wiotdlann. THE PILOT'S BETESCE. ii (u towards night on tbe 21«t of: September, 1764- A small fchtglish «tbrig, which boil Ueeo fitted out for fbe suppression of smugglers, wss lsxiiy j creeping along pear the heavy moooto- 1 doqs swells, just oJ the coast of Gala- ; way, and on her deck was being enact- j ed a scene of aomewbat niore than comtu on interest. Tbe dej befcre, she bad capture a smaSboH twice,* itb contra- 1 * band articles, tug Miter wkb en old man 1 and a boy who bad char go of them, tbe ■ captain of the brig hrhooo name was Dracnt, had ordeied.tfiet «®n?* f glsr should be pitt in irons. . To tWa j indignity tbe old «»a« afrde a "atont re- j be bad so far forgotten himself as to i strike tbe captain a blow which laid bim apon the deck. Sncb an insolt, to un Eogllsh officer was past endurance, and in punishment for the offence tbe smuggler bad been condemned to die. A single whip was drove at the star- j board foreyard arm, and all bands -were > called to wiuiaaa the execution, *Tl»e rope was noosed and slipped over tbe culprit's bead, and tha running end put ' through a small snatch block on the deck. Until this moment not -a word: had escaped the boy. lie trembled as be beheld the ewful preparations, and us the fatal uooae was passed over -the j head and drawn tight, the coior forsook bis cheeks, and ba sprang forward and dropped upon bis knees before tbe in- 1 censed captain. "Mercy, air-— mercy !" 'Tor whom ?" asked the officer, while j u contemptuous smile rested opoo bit lint. t

"for that old man, who you are •boot to kill." c "He dies, boy." j", "Bnt.be it my father, sir 1" "No matter if he was my own father; 1 , that man who -strikes an English officer : while in the performaace of bis daty, ! most die 1" ( "But be was- manacled — he was in- ; salted," urged the hoy. "leashed f* replied tbe captain, "who , insnhed him ?■ "Yon did, air," replied the boy, while hit face flashed np with indignation. , "Get ap, sir, and be carefnl that yon do not get tbe same treatment," said the ceptaia in a savage tone Tbe Old man heard this appesl from , liis eon, and as the last words dropped , from tbe lips of bis captor, he raited his , bead, and while a look of tbe utmost defiance patted over his features, Tie ex•feimsd: - i 'sesg/ jft.."Ask no favors, Robert. Old' Karl Kie lock can die now as well as any Ume ; 'let them do tbeiT worn " Then taming to QapSaio Dragal, end ebaagiag his voice to one of deep sop"Da what yon please with me, sir, bat do number in my boy, ^ for he Ins

In oVd ence to the order, the men j I ranged themselves along tbe deck, and ; every one laid hold of the rope. Rob- j .1 ert Kinlock looked first at bis father, i I and then he ruu Ids eye along the line of i men. who where ty he bis executioners, j lint not one sympathizing or pitying look could be detect. Their faces were : ] all hard and cold, and all seemed anx ioos to consomute their murderous work, j I "What P' cried the boy, while a tear j i started fryn his eye ; "is there not one j ; even who can pity T" ! "Up with him,"' ahou'.ed tbe captain, i' J Robert buried his face in his bands, ! and the 'next womeul bis father •■•j i swinging at the yard-arm. lie beard ; tbe passing rope, and tbe creaking block j j and be knew that bo was fatherless. I | Itr.. au hour afterwards the boy knelt [ j beside a gastly corpse, and a simple | pftyer escapbd his lips. Then another j j low murmuring sound came from bis j bosom, but none of tlfose who stood j around knew its import. It was a j pledge of deep revenge ! Jnst aa the old man's body slid fropi i the gang-board into the water, a vivid i flash of lightnlug streamed through the ' hsavens, and iu another instant the dreadful artillery of uature sent forth a roar so long and loud, .thai ihe men actually placed their hands to thtic ears - to shot out the deafening sonnd. Robi ert Kintock started at tha sonnd, and j what caused dread in other bosoms, sent • a thrill of satisfaction to his own. i t "Oh, revenge ! revenge !" be muttered^ ! to himself, as he cast his eyes orer the j foam created wuves which bad Nltggd^ ; risen beneath the sudden storm. J Tbe darkness had oome as suddenly as did the storm, and alj that could be j distinguished from the dtok of tbe brig, i isaTe tbe breaking sea, which was the ! fearful craggy shore, as flash after flash J illuminated the heavens. "Light ho !•" alioutdd tbe roan forward, ' I and tha next moment all eyes were dirf rctc-d to a bright light which had sud1 j denly flashed op among tbe distant ' J rocks. 1 The windLiad now reached its height, ^ 1 and with its giant power it sent the ill- ' j fated brig directly upon the surf-bound 1 shore of rocks and reefs, and every face ' • save one was blanched with fear. In ' ; vain did they try to lay the brig to the j wind, but nol a sail would for an instant " i stand the wind, until at length the men ' ' fflaoaged tp get up a fore and main : ; storm-sail, and then tbe brig stood for a ! short time bravely np against the heav- j 1 ing sea. But it was evident that sbonld f ; she succeed in keeping to the wind, she ® ; would eventoally be driven ashore, for 1 tbe power of the in-seiting waves was * ! greater than that of the wind. " j "Boy, do yon know what light that ' J js ?" asked tbe captain, aa he stood bold1 i ing on to the main rigging to keep hie " | feet. ! '•Yes, air," replied Robert, "it ia BalI lymore's Crag." e ! "What is it there for ?" 6 "It marks the entrance to a little bar

bor, sir, whieh lies on tbe back of it." ^ " And can it he entered by a vessel * of this sire 7" asked the captain, while { a gleam of hope shot across hia faoe. i "Oh yes, air ! large ships can easily f | enter there." : "And do yon know the passage 7" ( J "Yes, sir, I have spent my whole life I on this coast, and know every torn iu ' , it."" i j "Could yon take tbe brig in there in , , 1 this atorui 7" i | "Yea, air," answered the hoy. "And will yon do it?" eagerly asked , the captain. , ' , 1 "On two conditions." "Name them quickly." "The first is, that you let me go in 1 peace ; and the next, that yon trouble ' i ' none of the smogglsra sbonld ihty be i 1 there." 1 "1 promise," asid tha captain, "and j " will give yon a hundred pounds besides. 1 Now set* about your work; but mark j 1 me, if yon deceive me, by 8u George, ; ' I'U shoot yoa on the moment!" The brig was soon put before the 1 wind, and Robert Kinlock stationed " himself at the starboard fore-yaj4 »r», from wheace his orders were pasaed '» aktag to the helmsman. The boaoding » j vessel woo. c»rot in sigijt of the ragged crags, and the heart of every maa leaped it j with fearful thrill as thvy swept past a 1 (rowning roefc, which almost glared them •lir-on flew the brig, and thicker and mVre" fearful brcsme the focks which J nsjatdAhaiT. heads <u «*ary side. -• • ■» •»

sbonted the boy. |- "Port it is." "Steadj — so!" ' i "Steady it ia." "Starboard — qaiek !" "Aye, are — starboard it is" At ibis moment the vessel swept on . past an overhanging cliff, and just st a 1 ^ vivid flsfh of lightning shot through tbe ^ j heavens and revevealed the horrors j around, a load shout was heard from the ^ I young pilot, and in a moment all ryes j j were turned toward him. He stood on 1 ( i tbe extreme end of the yard, and held j himself by the lift In a oomcnt more 1 j bw crouched down like * rice* *f,er Lis ' ! prey, aad thea u>ii h one wild leap be | j reached the projecting rocks. | "Revenge I'-idvenge !" wss all that the doomed men heard, and they were swept away into the boiling surge beyond. . 1 1 "Breakers! — a reef!" screamed tbe 1 qptn forward, "Starboard, quick !*' But it was too late. Ere tbe helm > ' was half up, a low, tremendous grating ! of the brig's keel was felt, and the next j 1 1 instant there came a crash which sounded high above tbe roar of the elements, and the heavy mast went sweeping away lo the leeward followed by large portions of tbe ill fated vessels cargo nnd | , wreck. Shriek alter shriek wsot up from those doomed men, but they were i in the grasp of u power that knows no mercy. The Storm King took- them for : his own ! ; The next moment a small party cf 1 » reckers came from the rocks and moved . 1 < along the shore. It was strewn 'with 1 i scatU^u fragments from the wreck, and ; •MrtftT wed there tbe mutilated and braised forms of the brig's crew. Among the ' wrecker's was Robert Kintock, and | eagerly did he search among tbe ghastly ' corpses, ns thongh there was one he was ■ eager to fiud. At length be stopped and stooped over one, npon thc^shoulders of which were two gold epaulets. It was the captain of the itrig — the mnr- : dt-rer of his father. Tbe boy placed hia ; ; foot upon the body, and while a strange 1 light beamed from bis eyes, and a shud- < der passed over his countenance, be : muttered : "Father, you are amply revenged." J The boy spake truly. Fearful ia con- i ceplioo and fearful iu consumatioc had 1 | been tbe niWk revesoi. j A BATTLE THAT WAS NOT FOrCUT. j I Many years ago, two boys differed | abont some trifling matter, while at play, ; I I and one of them challenged tbe other to j J fight. The challenge was accepted, and , the heroes went into an adjoining field j to settle the quarrel. Jackets and caps were thrown on tbe gronnd, and all was , 1 in readinesa, but each appeared nnwii- ; ling to strike the first blow. 1 "Now, then, strike me if yon dare," said the yonnger boy with a look ofj 1 defiance. His companion looked at bim, 1 bat did not like to strike, and at length ' said, "Nay, I have nothing to strike ' you for.** 1 "Well, then," said tbe other, who Lad provoked tbe quarrel at firat, "let us be j I I

good friends again ; fir I have nothing j I to strike for cither " They dressed, and left the field with- j 1 out.striking a blow, and never qaarroled j 1 after. One of them now holds a very respect- ! | able position as a teacher of yonth. How few battles would be fought, either among yonog people or old, if. in t | imitation of these boys, the disputants i would try to find a reaton for a quarrtl, 1 J before they itrike a blow. "The hrgioning of strife Is as when i one letteth ont w»ter ;' therefore, leave ' off contention be forest be meddled with." \ _ ~ rTTHrSLASM. Rev. Rowland Hill 'in once addres- j i sing the people at Wotton. raising him- I self, exclaffced : "Because 1 am in earn-' est men call me an enthusiast. When : I first came into this part nf tbe country j I was walking on yonder-hill, and aaw . a gravel-pit fall in aad bury three human i beings alive. I lifted np my voice for belp.RO load thai I waa heard in tbe : towc balow at a diatasc: of near a mile; I help came and reacoed two of the suf- , ferers. No ont called me aa eothnsiasi I <Aen ,- and when I sea eternal destrnc- ; tion ready to fail on poor sinners, aad I abont to entomb them Irrevocably in aa 1 eternal mass of woe, sod call aloud on. i them to escape, shall I be called au eni thesiast woe*.? No, sinner, I am no en1 thuvtasi in so doing ; and 1 call on tbet a aloud to fly for refuge to the hope sat ! before thee In tue gospel."

TRACKS. A light snow had fallen, and the boys f desired to make the most of iu It was i ; too dry for snow balling, and not deep ; enough for coasting. It did very well ■ I to make tracks iu. There was a large ' . j meadow near the place where they were j , a&sembled. It was proposed that they ^ - should go to a tree which stood near tbe ' centre of the meadow, and that each ont- ■ should start ftom it, and see who could | 1 ' make the slrarghtest track, that is, go ; * from the Wee in the aearesi approach to : 1 a straight line. The proposition was ; assented to, and they were soon at the : tree. They ranged themselves around^ j ) it, with their backs toward tbe trunk. They were equally distant from each ; other. If each had goue forward in a ; straight line' the paths would have bceu Hike the spokes of a wheel®— liic tree' j representing the hub. They wero to go I till they reached tbe boundaries of the i meadow, when they were to retrace their ■ steps to tbe tree. j Tbey did so. We wish we coold give ; a map of their tracks. Such a mup | would not present much resemblance to > the spukes of a wheel, i" . 'JY hose is the siraightest ?'.' said j j James Allison lo Thomas Sou Jets, who , was at the tree first. i "Henry Armstrong's is the ouly one] ! that is straight at all " ] ' "How could we all contrive to go so ; crookedly, when the ground is so smooth i and nothiug to turn us out of our way ?" said Jacob Small "How happened you to go-so straight j ( Heury 7" soid Thomas. "1 Gxpd uiy eye on that lull pine tree ; on the hill yonder, and' never looked I away from it till 1 reached the fence, j "1 went as straight as I could, with- j j out looking at anything but tbe ground" ] said James. 1 "So did I," said another j "So did I," said several others. j It appeared that nobody but Henry had aimed ot a particular object. They 1 attempted .ia go straight without ut:V : definite aim. They failed. Ylen cau- | not succeed iu anything good without a I definite aim In order to do good there I must be a definite aim. Genera! pu/i pores, general resolutions, will not i avail. Yoa must do as Henry did — fix | npon something distinct and definite as , j an object, and gq stea-iily forward to it. I Thus onlj- can yon succeed HOW TO TREAT AN ENEMY. ^ j If you have an enemy, and on opporI tunjly occur* to benefit bim, in mailers ' ' great or small, act like a gentleman, and 1 do him good service without hesitation. ' ] If yon would know what it is to feel no- ; ble and 'strong within thyself, ' do this I secretly and keep it secret. A 'man who fi can act thus will soon feel at ease any- ' - where. It Is said of Caliot, the emineut h ; French artist and engraver of thesevene 1 leeulb century, that he was once slan- : dered in a pasquinade by a certain no- ^ ] blemau of the court. At that lime, to e ; have one's portrait engraved by Caliot nara oue » portrait engrareu OJ v/aiiut

I was an object of ambition with the bigh- j ! est dignitaries of the kingdom, and it i ( : waa attained by very fest Calloi's au- ( swer to tbe injury was to publish a su- i I pertly exocuted likeness of his enemy, , ! with an inscription setting forth his tl- ! ties and great deeds. To this day the ! iucidenl is cited as an instance of proud ' i nobility of soul. Caliot was in the bigh- | est sense polite. Politeness is shown by passing over the fault* and foibles or those whom you meet. Cultivate this - especially towards relatives. This world is severe iq iu jodgments of those who i expose Abe faolu of kiadred, no matter i what .the provocation may be. Vulgar ! families are almost always at feud. It i is not polite to detail injuries which yon - may bare received from any one, unless there exisU some nrgent necessity for so t doing. * * j — Io a French translation of Shako- : pesre, the passage — "Frailly, thy name * is woman," ia iranelaied, "Mademoiselle . 1 Frailty is the uame of the lady I" — Way is a young lady, just left k boardin^sgjiooLJike a buildiug cummit- . 'tee ? because she is ready lo receive I proposals. 1 ; —In all matters except a little mat- j I I ter of tongue, a woman can generally ' 1 HOLD UK* OWS. 1 1 — Why ooght women to be employed . - in the putt office ? Because tbfcj- kuow bow to maotge the mala

FTN AT WOMK. Don't be afraid of a little fan at borne. , I good people! Don't ►hut np your housn (j leal the sun should fade your carpels; and tl your hearts, lert a heerly laugh should i B : shake down voine of the musty cobwebs | o j thero ! If you want to ruin jour »on«, let ] o j litem think tbut all mirth at># n-j.-yDient - 1] must be left on tbe threshold without,- j «] when tbey come bojpe at right. When p ] once a home is regarded as only a place to ! 1 | eat, drink and strep io. the work is began • a j that ends in gauibbng houses aud reckless , s ! degradation. Yooog |>eojde must have fuo : i| ! and relaxation, somewhere ; if tbey do not j b liod it at lbeir own hearthstone it will be ; g ; sought at others aud perhaps less proSla- : Jb\c places." Therefore let the tire burn : t • brightly- at night, and make tbe home nest I j j delightful with all those little arts that J n ; parents so peifectly uniierst njd. Dou'l I ( . repress the buoyant spirit of your children; ; $ i hulf on boor of mrrrtmeot round t lie-lamp j d . and firelight ol a home blots out the re -tern- j o , btMCe of many a care ar.d annovance during ; 0 the day, aud tha beat safeguard tliey caul t : seen mtiuende of a bright little domestic i t nEDBlNh SERMON'S. i " jy Tbe practice of wedding discourses among t j the l'uritnog was handed down iuto the last , | ' century, and sometimes beguiled the nsr- . ties. • For. instance, when Parson Smith's - ! graceful productions of pen uud pencil have • j come lo this geoeration.froui the* posterity j ') ; of that union.)— the father permitted the ' * I saintly maiden to decide on her own text i j j for the sermon, and she meekly stlectcd, j "Marv halli chosen the better part, which < ! shall not be takcu front her," and the dit- | ! course was duly prohouuewd, llut,..whcn t ; her wild youug sister Abby was bent on 1 j i marrying a certain Squire Adams, called li ' John, whom her father disliked, she boldly ; < ruggested for tbe tcxt^'Joha canic neither ' 1 eating bread nor drinking wine, aud ye say ] he hath a devil." But no sermon stands i ! recorded under this prefix, though Abby 1 i ; lived lo be the wii'e of oqe 1're.idet.t of the ; \ ! United States aud the mother of another, t — Atlantic Monthly. w ' 1 ( - SLOW (.HINDI Ml. | 1 ! Qailc a number of years ago there lived | in Androsc^fegin county, Maine, a man by the ncnie of L . He was a farmer, ( - stage driver, and hotel keeper, and was ; blessed with w large family of boys. Among j j ' them was the hero of our yarn. Ide was the name by which be was best known. He < was lean, lank and scrawny — always on , I band to run errands and do chores goner- , I ally. Due very hot day io July Ide was | . sent off about three miles to a mill, with a | . large lot of grain lo be ground. Unluckily ' i i for bim, there was quite a quantity in before he got there, so tbal it was late io the | > afternoon before he got on Jde's lot. Tbe - i water was low, consequently tbe mill (tones run rather slowly. Ide wa» hungry, and i his inner man grew uproarious, and looking I 1 ! up to the miller, he says : ' ( "Uncle Keub, 1 can eat that meal faster ! • I than you can grind it." I "Ab, my boy, bow long could you do it?" ' "Why, till j am starved to death !" said . ; Ide. Uncle Reub says that be aever got such ^ j a shot before. ( ] AN OFF-HAND JOKE. — '

| A sturdy sergeant of oue of the Massa- c - chaselti regiments, .being obliged to submit to tbelmputution of his band, the sur- I : geon offered to administer chloroform as | usual; bat the veteran refused, saving if the cutting "was to be done to bim, he ; ( wanted to see it and laying hi* arm on : ^ > tbe table, submitted to tbe operation with- t out a sigo of paia except a firmer setting 1 : of his teeth when the saw s'ruck the mar- . vow. The operator, as he finished, looked j at his victim with admiration, and re1 marked : "You ought 10 jiave been a surgeon, 1 1 my man!" "I was tbe next thing to one afore I es- : - listed," said tbe hero. j , t "What was tliat J" asked the doctor. j ! "A butcher." responded tbe sergeant, ' s with a grim smile, which, despite lb* snr- j ) : roundings. commanicaled itself lo the by- ' •j Lord Com wrdle the following, which j. ' be religionsly observed : 5 ! "Six hoars to sleep, sl Tp lsw't great study six ; j Fosr spent in prayer, Tha rest to aatare lis." I But Sir VTlHisin'JoBM, w wiser econo- j - mist of the Heeling boars of lira, ameuded j-, .tha sentiment the* : "Sevan hours to lsw. To soothing slumber oaten ; Tan to tbe world allot. Aid all to ilravah." ' No Max can be meuUlly comfortable, j pioch lets happy, who does upt succeed, •' j 1 least lb his own view, iu ai>i>*||;MVs,^uV j ? 16 Ihe general stock pf. goodies* o^waafgl j □•is in the world. - — - ' <

, It is better to go lo s'.eap oo the right [ side, for then *lb« stomach is eary mneb in positioner a bottle turned upside dosrn, and the conleut* of it are aided in passing out hy gravitation. If ooe. goes to sleep tbe left side, the operation of emptying stomach of iu cootects is manlike drawing w»ty_ from a well. After going sleep, let the body tako its owo position. : If yoa sleep on your back, especially soon after a hearty meal, the weight of the digestive organs, and that of the food, reston the great vein of tbe body near the ; bacl? hone, compresses it. and arrests lha of blood more or less. If the arrest is partial, the sleeep Is disturbed and there are unpleasant dream-. | the meal has been hearty, tbg.arrbst is ] mure derided ; and the various sensations, such' hs failing over a precipice, or ir^ pur1 suit of a wild beast, or other impending I uud the desp«retr effort to get rid ! of it arouses os und sends on the stagnation of blood, and we wake iu a fright, or trem- | or preapiratioo, or f-eliug exhaus- ' lion, according ta» the degree of stogna- | tinti, aud ihe length and elreugth of tbe I effoits made to escape the dangor. .Bat i wh*s w« urv not able to escape the danger, | wiieo we fall over the precipice, when the tumbling buildiug crushes us, what then ! bat is death ! # _ That is the death of thnse of whom it is j said when found lifeless in Uie morniqg — That they were as welt as tbey-ever were • he day before;" arid often it is added, "und at* heartier than common!" This j last, ns a frequent cause of death to thoso ! who hare gonn to bed to wake no more we give tflerely s« a private opinion. The possibility of its truth it enough to deter any rational man from a late and > hearty meal. This we do know, with Certaioiy. lhat waking op In the night with 1 painful diarrhrra. cholera, or biHious cholending in death in a very short time, is ' properly traceable -to a late Urge meal. Tbe truly wise will take the safe side. — ' pereons who cat three times a day, it ; amply sufficient to make tbe list meal of 1 old bread and butter, and a cup of some I warm drink. No one can starve on it, wlifle^ perseverance io the habit soon begets a vigorous appetite for breakfast, so ' promising of a day of comfort. THE WALXIT. Under a great tree close to the village, * two boys found a walnut. "It belongs to me," said Ignatius, "for was tbe first to see it." "No, it belongs to me. " cried Bernard, ••fur it was me who first picked it up;" . and so tbey began to quarrel in earnest. "1 will settle the dispate," eaid on older boy. who just tbeo came up. He- piebed himself between tbo two boys, broks the uut io two, end said : "The one piece «f shell belongs to bim ! who first saw tbe not; tho other pieoe of shell belongs tq him who first picked it up, . but tbe kernel myself will-keep forjudging "And this." be eaid. as be sat down and ; laughed, "js the common end of most law. is the ronru. know wetl, DO GOOD. l Thousands of men bromthe, more and live— paas off tbe stage of life, and are' heard of no more. Why? Tbey do not a particle of good in tho world, aad none

■ could point to them as the inurnment of i their redemption ; oot a word they spoke ! could be recalled, and so they perished ; I the light went ont in darkness, and tbey j were not remembered more than tba insect . , of yesterday. Will you thus live and die, ; 0, msc immortal * - Live for something. : good, anfflcave behind jp u a monumeet of virtue that tbe storm of time can ' never destroy. Thus, your name, your I deeds, will be as legible on the hearts you leave behinitos tbe stare on the brow of i evening. Good deeds will shine as the stars of beavnn. — Fat* most trouble itself about.* numj her of foolish people ; for no sooner does a ' foolish msfi get into tronble of his own making, ibad he puts it all down to laic. j — Handsome features alone ore iucapa- ' ble of expressing real beasty, as speech alotle is incapable of expressing wit. — Although benevolent men cannot do : all tha good tbey would, their duty is to do - all the good tbey can. I — Tbe loveliest fsoes are to be seeo by J moonlight, when one sees half with tbe eye • - j ssd half with the fancy. £ ! — Clouds hirer nnd down to ask the grass and plants balow how much tbey oeed ; they cssfi for the relief of their own full bosom*. • — A goedqacsUoo for a debating society — "Which m the moot delightful operation: ] To kiss s fair woman 6n a dark Bight, or a I dark woman on a fair olgbt ?" 7— The mast recklats animals ore the ; , ball and tnolas ; thoy always go it blind. — .A woman's teoreaofteo a wren's heart; ! ber flatteries bis head.