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VOL. XI.

CAPE ISLAND. CAPE MAY COUNTY. NEW JERSEY, WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 9. 1S65.

NO. 11.

Arteami Ward's Letter About Boston. Artemuf Ward thai writes to bis "deer j BeUy" concerning bis lets visit to the j "Modem Atkins." The winder or my room commsods n II- 1 bileratia view of Copp's Bill, where Cotton ' Mother the fntbvr or the Reformers end | sieb lies horrid. There is n.en even now who worship Cotton, nod there is women i who wear bin next their hearts. Bat 1 do ! not weep far bin. He's bio dead too lengthy. 1 aint going to It absurd, like j old Mr. Skillins, In oar naborbood, who is ' oioetj-eix years of age, and gets drank •very 'lectioc d.y, and weeps Biltarly b»caase be hain't got no Parents. He's a j nice Orphan, Ac is. Banker's Hill it oesr yonder in Charleston. Ia 1775 a thrillin dratny was acted i ont over there, in which the "Warren Com- | binatioo" played star parts. Old Mr. Fennel is ded, bat bit Hall is ! still io fall bierst. This is the Cradle in which the Goddess of Liberty was rocked, snyDea'. The Goddess hasn't beeo very wail dorio' the post few years, and the nu- ■ ris qosck doctors she called in didn't help her eny; bat the old gal's phyticiaat ■aw are sis aw ho andartUad their bitnets, ' Msjor-genarally tpaakin, and I think the day is near when she'll be able to take ber three meals a day, *nd sleeps nights as ' comf'bly aa in the old time. The Common it hern at nthill; and the low cnes who called It a Wacanl Lot, Md wanted to koow why they didn't ornament it with soma Bildint", it aa oahappy Oatcast in Naponeit. The Stale House is filled »ilh statesmen, ( bat some of 'm wear queer bats. They ( boy 'am, I take It, of hatters who carry on , bat stores down stairs in Dock tqaare, and J whose hats is silber Un ytars ahead onST" ( prevailing stile, or ton year* behind it— jest ( as an intallactooral person seams fit to ( think about it. I bad tba plenum of talkin' witk saeril members of tha.legislitur. I 1 told 'am the Eye of 1,000 agei was onto we r American people of to-day . They seemed | deeply impressed by the remark, and wan I- ( «d to know if I had aatn the Grata Or gin ? Harvard College. Thit celebrated io- £ atltootion of laarnin' is plaaaaotly situated in the Bar room of l'arkar's, in School i street, and has poepilv from sll over the conntry. \ I went over to Lexington yes'd'y. My .j Booeam hove with solium emotions. "A this," I said to s man who was dtivio' a ^ yoke of oxen, "this is wbsre oar rnvola- £ tionary forefsthers ssserted tbsir indspendeoce sod spilt ihsir Bind. Classic j ground. '•Wall," tbs man said, "It'a good for , white beaat and potatoes, bat as regard* , rosin' wheat, t'aiu't worth * . Bat (. bav' yon saaa the Grata Orgln f" c I returned in tht Hose Cars, part way. s A poor girl in spectacles tot near me, and I was tellio' a yoaag man bow nfuch he reminded bar of a man aha used to know in t Waltbam. Pooty soon the young man got j y

out, and tmilin' So a snductiv' maooer, I j sod to the girl in specUcl-s, "Don't 1 re- I mind yon of eomebrnfy yon u ed to know?" ! "Tea," she said, "yon do remind me of . on* nun, hot he wa* sent to the' penitentiary for stealin' a Bsrl of mackerel— be died there, to I coaclooded yon slot htm." '1 only heard her silvery voice once more dorin the remainder of the jeroey. Turoin to a respectable lookia female of the advaaced rammers, she asked her if she bad aeen the Grate Orgin. Wa old chape are apt to forgit that it is aometime since we .eras infante and *1 lite food. Nothio of farther interest took place on tka cars excep a cuior gentleman, a total alraager to me, asked if I'd lend him my diamond Brnslpis to wear to a funeral in Booth Boston. 1 told him I wouldn't— DOt 0 pmrfnu. Altho far from the prahayriee, (herw it i abnadanu of wild game ie Boston, sneb as ' <]usil«, snipes, plsvsr and Prop*. I meet to kavs allooded to ths Grste Orgin in this letter, bat I haven't seen it. Mr. dlfcveer, whose tavern I stop at, informs me that it esa be distinctly heard ' through a smoked glass in his oativ towo 1 ia Ntw Hampshire, soy clsar day. Bit 1 aetUo th* Grate Orgia aside (and indeed 1 < don't think 1 beard it mentioned all Urn time I was those,) Boston it one of the gvaedaOt, sore-fboledest, elesr-headedeet, 1 comfortsblsst eiti** oo the globe. Onlike 1 wary other large city I was ever in, the I mom ef tbe back ims dao't seam to hsv bin | s pes belly in loafed by water far the Borg- , lery-prefsseten, and lie ahoet the only large city I know of where yon don't enjoy a briUiast opportunity of bein swindled in i sum way, from the Ruin ef the Ban to the t goia down thereof. Use red I saw, load aad | ccniiapMwd sp plans for Boston 1 — A o%t* Yanksn in Eanssji sells liqnor to a few barrel lossoad of a glass, that he may wvafe the tow, aad maks lt appear bej.sl Bkfli that he U salting by the W•a sirieed wbee a woman does sot care how '

.Srlrri 3?ortnj. ■ I For the Dally Wave.- " Thinking of Old Frlendi." ! av carr. a. wilsob, c. a a. I Thlaklac of old '.IBM*, hopes nf'et to be t S ; «-** I ns of old frlceda, far, far froBi Bt, i Dlalenr* can charts* not, dear ones like you, > j Fortune *a reofe not. hearts that are true i i Titus tn the iwlllgUt fond thou(hts wtll stray ! Again to my old friends, far, far away. Oh ! for the old friends I no mom see, Is then a kind thought erer tor met I If there's but one hope, one wish that's mine, If there's hut one thouyht. I'll not complain, | Yea f In the twlllyht my thoughts erer stray, ; Thlnklns of old frleoda, friends far away. And Bow thai Our Country foresee la free, | Comtauea, mr thooyht. still linger with the* ; ■ When Midlers togrthei, for "Our t'etoa-.sre fought ! We proved to Despots Our Country's freedom sre rough! I i;od blest our old corafidtfof many a Sere# light, i Your country la Ireland again all la bright, with happy memory atill bringing to dsj , Thought of ay old friends, far, tar away. feTThe visitor* to tba Islaad cannot b* mads aware of all ths sdvaoUges of the place OD a abort vivit. We are second to none in tba number sad variety 4^>ur amusements. Among lb# Utter is fishing j for crabs, and it ia siogolar to say that so fiu* so amassment is sot indulged io to a greater extent. 8ucb a party as loft for the crsek yesterday was one of tbs most jovial and fuu-loviog tfail have gou* out for many days. It CO Daisied of about thirty, and was composed of ladies aod "gentlemen, principally of Philadelphia. Among them were Mr. Oakford, the well-known hatter, Mr. McDevitt, oae of the editors of the Philsdelphia Prut, Mr. Edmonds, of tbs Philadelphia bar, Mr. Martin, Mr. 8ylv*«ier McFillin, and others. Tbs ladies enjoyed the excursion immensely, end we would advise other Indies to talk to their lovers, brother* and husbands oo this subject, and tell tbem that they will not go home till tbsy first "go a crabbing." The Indies war* the ones who did th* fishing, the i geotlsmeo merely catching the trophies in their net*. The ladies wore their own nets their head*, while the gentlemen held their* in their bends, and conjoiotley the proceed* of th* trip were large, amounting to about one hundred crabs, wbicb caught is lee* then an honr. It wu certainly a pretty sight to see so many ladies fishing from tba tide of tb* schooner. wet tome good tinging to add to the et joymeoti of th* occasion. Mr. Edmonds the party with some excellent morceanx, from Verdi and Moxarl. One of the ladies who sang so sweetly on 8nndsy last io the Catholic Cborch of the Island was among th* party, aod fished sod ssog with equal grace aod snccest. Jeff. Davis hong on a soar apple tree, sod tbre* micw had tbsir tails cat off with a carving-knife, end many other thing* were said and done to make this crabbing party memorable to those who participated. Pretty pnzxle: "Now, dear, I will bet i any tbiog that yon can't tell which j is the front of my aew bonnet" Ooe of the toasts: "Saratoga Springs, the politician's poradite, where any man can ran for Congress! — water. Tk. L'..l -f I I ... ■ t - .,

of Lovelace, widower of the only daughter of Lord Byron, ie abont to be married to a widow named Jenkins. A yonng lady shouldn't be onbsppy because the isn't qnlte ss tall as she would like to be. It ia ■ very easy thing to get "spliced Th* largest cunsl in the world is ooe in Chios, which passes ovtr two thou-' sand mils*, and to forty one cities; tj was commenced io the tenth century. Epigram-— On Women. Women were born, so (ate declares, To smooth oor linso and oor eares; And 'tis bat just, for by my troth, Thsy're very apt to rnffls both. "I mourn for my bleeding conntry," said a certain army contractor to General Sheridan. "So yon ought, yon scoundrel," replied Sberidan, "far nobody has bled .her more than yon have." Aa Ohio editor recently took a cotemporary to task for copying choice scraps from his, editorial columns, aad not giriog credit for them. The extemporary replied by saying he did not do a credit business. — When Brigham Young dies, what what a soeno than vritl be t Twenty - eight broken -hetrled widows and fiftythreo fatherless children, following one old maa to the grave t — A wag in Naw York, standing at tb* corner of Oliver and Cherry streets, opposite to one of th* CatskiU ie* oaru, drew ■ piece ef ehalk from Ma pocket, end matted the letter M before the word ice, wMoh of emrne made it ran thas."Cnts kin mice." |

BATHING HOUR. A View from tbe Beach. Quilting our sanctum yaslardsy morning, we slrollsd around some of lb* hotels sod found tb«m quit* deserted. We understood tb* caese, however. It was bathing hour, and all were enjoying th* swells and h£eak- ' era of the briny Atlantic, it wet not long i before we found ourtelves standing -on the ■ verge of what might have been a wstery , grave had wa chose to plunge ourselves | beneath th* rielog billow. Tbe scene before us wa* neither picturesque oor grand, but amusing and ridiculous, except so far as there was merriment among the bathers. Th* first person that attracted our attention was a middle-aged fomsle, weighing it about two hundred and thirty pound*. „ Cautiously sb* walked out to tbe, water indicating, at every step, u fesr of beiog tumbled by a taucy wave. See! a breaker ii coming! Auoty trembles, and with mouth wide open, eh* prepares to take a long _ breatb, when tbe sea breaks npoo her fullt breasted, aod over she goes, uttering a j „ shriek a* she makes a splash, and falls lw- ' 0 neatb tb* see. Men rush to tbe reecoe, j r Op sb* is raised, puffing and blowing, terg ribly affrighted, declaring that she has 0 swallowed a gallon and a half of water. ! Again we look. W* see a lady, one of the e independent order, who declares that sbs j never needs the support of a gentlemen. y She is a beautiful bather. One moment w* s watch ber viewing tbe heavy breaker ai it j ' j. rolls ioward, aod than w* see her plnnge s beneath ita swell, and rie* io triumph jntt beyond It. In another moment "she twims ; ' k like a fish and fioits like a feather," "th* . admired of all admirers." Another icen* j r presents itself. A Mist is conning a / j bath in tba water, a little more than ankle j j deep. A lady friend, farther out. attended ! , by a gentleman, sees the lone timid Miee, ; i j end harries to her. Now comes an iotro- ■ ' l| dnction. Miss Junes is mad* acquainted ! ' , with a Mr. Smith. Although either party j ] * do not look particularly inviting in their I n ley-colored garments, yet there is u s " Soft blue eye, j < j That looks et If It bed epeo'il Bret la hravra, I , ^ Aad sought Its brightness frnia the seraph's gasa." j . Mr. S., who is btndsome and preposess- ' s ing, resolves on a flirtation, (a common t resolution at Cape May, yon know.) They are seen edging ont. A ware approaches, aod Miss J. feigns alarm, end flies into Mr. j t 8't arms. Sbe is tenderly embraced, of t coarse, and then commences a flirtation in earnest. Who knows wbere it may end? r Looking in aoother direction w* see a faf male, with arms uplifted, shooting aloud j j for hslp. Tbe secret of ber shoots are, a f t young man ie playing fish, and swimming , under water, and has caught har by the ( , tiny feet. Hbe suppose* it a "man-eating t , shark." Walchl There is a lond roar! A f j mad billow is near at hand. Some are terri- . fied before It, and stand aghest, while others lsngh at it* fury. A Teolonisn, resembling ; a Isger-beer barrel, is preparing for th* on- | t set, jnst e* It breaks and tnmbles bitn heel* , , over bead. In a moment or so he recover* hi* footing, jnst in time to receive the power of a yet larger eea, which strike* | htm pell-mell, and dashes him sffaiost a hail dosan damsels, and down thry all go. All attention is paid to tb* fair maids by 9 bystaodtng gallsnlv, whils ths lsger-baer ' t barrel is left floundering abont like a ' - woended porpoise, until hie situation U 1 considered precerioos, when he is rescued, f amid tb* applsot* of epectstors, end ad- ■ 9 vised by some precocioas yoalh to go in i r tearck of lager-beer and prattelv. This incident hud scarce eccorred, when w* beard an agonising (brisk that chilled oor very I > blood. A man, who had jnst been boasting f _• of hi* «u(fanor power as a swimmer, has , j ventared far ont beyond bis depth, and, oo , endeavoring to come in ie seised with tb* ( cramp, and i* about- sinking a* be cries "Help! I'm drowning!" Th* stnrdy, gal- 1 lent oarsman that are io lb* lifo-boal* not ' far away, take their oarv, and as they make 1 a strong pall, a long poll, aad a pall alio- ' gather, tb* arcitemenl among tb* bather* sod on tho bench is heightened. Tbe iifo- , boat nears him as ba rises to the top of the ' water the first time. With some there is a ' death silence, while otheis weep aad call ' 1 alood to "save bim!" He sink* lb* second ' ' time, and then wa hear the cry "He'# ' ' gone!" "Poor man!" "Wonder if he ba* a mother, a wile, or children." And jnst i ' at Ihi* junction one of th* life-boat craw , 9 plunges from hi* bark beneath th* wave. I and qniekly rises holding np a precious ■ burthen. It is unnosnetd that "ba *UU , lives," aod then th* roar ef lb* eea wa* I eel in the joyous exultations of the malli 1 Thee*, with a thousand and nee ether i ■ ieeident* meet the eye of th* spectator en . tbe beech daring bathing boor. Borne , future dey, when we here lime to peat I another heer oo th* strand, w* will nee tie* other Biases. It IsV understood thai the rebel ram t 6toeewa\! is now a/ Urn service of oor 1 ' Government, betAriH wot at present be i ' brought t# ttortieiwd Stale*, for faer the t 1 yeBow favor, pravalsvt at Bars**, where | the liee, may tb«» he istredaeed fate oer t [ eentvy. t

9EA-8IDE. .v r.A.^TBva.a I Were deehlag orrr wave. Billow over Wllow, Dlitaat hulk*, end Rlltlec guile i SuMlt. end sprBV-waeked wlllvw ; . j Aad 1 ell oe the fwrke end wetch , 1 All thle Blighty Brotioa ; ' | Siaglog, •Ightng, reelleee, wild. ' j like thee, Spirit Oeeaa ! Moulog e.ter BiqpBlBg ; Aad dreaeetly I elt end bear All thle etreagr reauaptlon ; Guide ae, Spirit Oceaa ! Llfe'e like yd* Cehlag-hoete— ' I Death U<a their elakiag i { Faith unto the Irte'd rtoud. Where llghtalap eret werewlakiag. ' Rplitlon'e Ilk* thle pebbly ehurv, Kteralty the Ocean t P ! , Life and Death. — i 1 Whet le tile, father ■ ,t j A battle, ny child, where the etroagnt leaee mey ^ What* the w eeriest eyee mey be beguiled, ead the t j etouteet hoerte mey uuell, , j re* I not dey aor alght, ' i j Aad tbe feeble little ooe* muet etsad la the thlekeet 1 . j- oftheSght. It reel, my child, whee the loll mid the etrlb ere | — . i ■ i And the angel of heaeen who, calm and mild, eey* I | Who. driving away the demon band, bid* the din of * | Tehee the banner ead *pear from our felling hand, 1 ^ I pree ma aa pee~ ' f let me die, fsthrr, j 1 tremble j I leer to yield la that terrible etrlfe , ' | My child, though thy foet ere etrong end Uled, I | He loveth the weak end email. j , I The aagda of heaven are on thy aide, I Aad Cod U over ua all. | t j of tbe Atlantic Cab! e. ■ * H aijvaX, Aagsst 1. 1665. ' C | Steamer Asia hae arrived. Th« ehore end of the Atlantic Cable was landed aod con- | 1 | nected with land instruments, on the 22nd i * inet. j r | Elections are nearly over. Liberal gaio, j t thus far, 24. , c Foartow.— ' The reported marriage be j f the Prine* of Orange and th# I Pdnce* Helena, of England, bad beeo dei finitely arranged. I The Prince Imperial, of France, is re- ! ' | ported convalescent. Rumor says that tbe j c i omeov were more serioos than expected, | i end the Emperor aod Empree* were still j c retained io Peri* in consequence. | , The Florence papers contradict, the i ( statement that the Italian Government j had received an official pruposal for a Eu- ' ropeau Congress. — ^ 1

Wa*H!.voto», August 2, 18C5. 9 It is bclisved that the individual • here as a prisoner yesterday is ( not John II Surratt, but a man who had someyiing to do with the plot to essus- , sioat*,Preiident Lincoln. | New Yonit, August 9, 1865. ' Steamer "Eagle" brings Hnvnnn dates of Jnly 39. J. P. Benjamin and Kirby I ' Smith had both arrived at Hnvnnn; 4bc ' Irom Yern Crui. The remel ram "Stonewall" will very 1 shortly be given up to ibo United States ' authorities. ,,, 1 Affairs io North Carolina appear to 1 taking s bad shape. 8ome of the ' former rebels who hsv* beeo elected to ' the Slate Convention have expressed ; 1 thcraielves in /aror of re-snsLving tbe | 1 freed oegroes, and in some of tbe coun- 1 tins the delegates have been instructed favor the binding ont of tbe slaves to j 1 their former misters for a term of years. 1 Uuiou men art becoming alarmed. 1 *A man in Caw towoihip, Iowa, was* ' taken from his bed, gasged, choked, aod ' witb rods, his wife's teeth knocked ' ont, and his daagbter maltreated, lb* other night, by a dosen men, breanee, io their 1 estimation, ba was a bad neighbor. I The following Latto word*, at mey be by close perassl, will read fonr differ 1 *nt wejfe: ' ROTAS < •OPERA T K N E T . A R K P * 0- 1 8 A T 0 R ] The fallowing toeeriptieo was found in a ' firt'-plsce or aa old mansion is England: , H tba Q m t pat : , If the B P«tiag » Cff-Thare havw been several rebheiAs on ' tbe Island lately. U .trike# a* thai il par. tie* woelfi he mora oarefM of their valua- ( bfae there woeid be fawer leeeaa*. There | are still other lM***w oe the Island, no , doubt, and ovary ooe Should be on their ( guard. Now York he* seat some of her i 1'iehpMkots here this season. Thoy hsv* I been pointed out to es.

Letter from Komi'. Hunk, July 13. 1365. | Drar Wave: — 'Fancy t» yourself a 1 lerge Troll-Garden, "eeys ChurLs Kitigs- ; ley. "such as our forefathers dreamed of j I fifteen hundred years ago; — a fairy pn- ( ' lace, with a fairy garden, and ail aroucd i 1 the primtcval wm.d lusi-Ce the troll* | dw. ll— end outside the forest is full of J I children." There is a fair* tale worth j reading, and only equaled by Beecher's j ; rtiideriug of "Beait'y and the Beast." j lit i- the modern philosophical wuyof. J telling you. that Rome wes once the I I throne of beauty, on the Seven Hills, ' i ruled it with a rod of iron. Subverting ! ; to her own uses, all tbu( was worth pusj scsslr g iu the broad lauds about ber | t But, by -end-by. the for et children grow 1 | unruly, break through or climb over the j 1 em-hunted wnl's, overpower the troll* by ' sheer force of n .niber*, and run wild | . through the fairy garden, Tim* begin* I the downfall of the Imperial City, and j ; to the traveller, enteriug Rome by the I gate— Porte del I'apslo— rc- ! ceivee, tu ell its beauty, the graphic delinealioo of tbe subsequent decline. The I | City of the Seven Kings hps poised j I away, and io iu stead rites the Mecca uf j | all devout Catholics. Pasting through the gate, you enter ! I the spacious Piazza dei i'apalo, closed j ! ou the left by tbe Monlo i'ancio. In r j the centre rites the huge oheILk, brought 1 tTie Temple of the Bun. nl Helto- ! i polit, and erected by one of those monarch worshippers of Lis and Osiris, | whose memory is only perpetuated by | the senseless stone, and whose bones ere doubtless dust, beneath the huge blocks of the Pyramid. From this entrance, three streets di- i j ""go into the centre ol the city, — di- | vided by tbe twin churches of Saute Me- | rie. At Christmas, the middle street j the Corso — is thronged with tbe keepers ! of the Carnival, aod in it take place tbe | by riderless steeds. Sometimes | ten or a dozen iu number, spurred 00 by j ; sharp steel ,4nten t'd to tbe saddle-cloth, which flap to and fro, at every motion i j of the Banks. Dangerous sport, one i | would imagine, but just suited to these j mercurial Italians, who appear to think 1 a spice of danger rather increases enjoy- \ j ment. | We all remember the story of the great General Belissriua, fitting by the | Pincian, and turning hie sightless eyes j toward tho paster by, and pleading, j "Give, oh ! stranger, a penny, to Beli- ' sarins " Dale ubolum BtHtario. Let us prey, then, in view of this fact, ' and of the proverbial gratitude of re- 1 publics, that tbe men a ho have saved! our country, may live always in tbe hearts of the people, and never in the i days, staud by tbe way side, suppliants for that their good swords won : sud this is the Porta Pincians, next to tbe Porta Flaminin, flanked by two with a stone gateway, now closed. Near by, is the aqueduct; wbicb supplies ihe fountain of Trevi— 011 ibis hot sum- i msr'e-day, a^perfect godatud. with its j wealth of liquid crystal, purer thau the j clearest Schuylkill. One prominent ; feature ofr Rome is the number of pablic | fountains. Whether the Italians are as ardent advocates of sanitary reform as ! New York aldermen, or Philadelphia i Common Councilmeo, this deponent ssyeth not. But at all events, there is leek of waterj' while the ancient elocae afford foundations for an excellent sewrage system. For all that, squalor, filib, and dirt are no strangers, in the Romaic composition. But ike apotbesis of all that is disagreeable to a wellbrad uose, ia to he found io the ghetto, where harbor our friends, with the prominent nasal organs, general bnskinets of voice, end prevading smell of garlic aod onioos. Grand, gloomy and peculiar, Ihe Jews' quarter fs n most excellent place in wbicb to regenerate one's wardrobe, study the peculiarities of the descendants of Abraor lose oneself the srsrch far tit* mythical porcine farmtoUue, whose organ of hearing is popularly (apposed to furnish thV materials fur a parte-tnoonaie de vetonis. Wretched, ragged children play io the sireeu venerable old patriarchs, who may have bean of those who hung their harps on the willow*, from the heavenly resignation displayed on their conntimanres, sit In tbe shop-doors, and some really pretty gtrb are to be met with decasiouellyi then matheticsand dirt are awtagttnThe Venn* aphrodite never could bsuvd from the Ao_;eau. Clef** a ten g onb. J K

For itie n.lir Wave. Letter from Josh. T. Scrabblm*. 1 Kafe It. AN D. > A D August 1. 1866.) f! Messrs. EnirrH:— i j-« arrived yenL rterday from Titusvill*. My breth was I amosi taken from me. ler here that Sm- , van end Reck were nen-ly washed ont f | by tbe serf totber day. They wcre'nn- , , 'Irr the water al.nul ten tuinnila. Tbsy , j were wetk al.en they cum out. They . jstade under 2 long, and cndaT hold f ! lbere breth. Susan tlruok a gig* fail of I I brandy when she cum out. Susan sex f j she'd like to stay under the water ten , uiinniu every dey, ef she'd bo sure ter ' gH the "tuiilck" alterwards. I think ■ | she wud. i Susan she's fund of snappn. 80 ( j I wudu't cared so much ef Susan bed * | bin drowndrd. hut the thot of losing my ; chsrmio, wittey, bandsom doter Beck, was urful. J | Ef Susan redes this, she'll pull my » i Ef Susan bad been druwnded, har* ' I dye wud have fallen gratuly. Th* resoo I'm to revere on Susan, is ^ I brkause Susan treats me unkind. I'm sick of curtin lectures. 8ussn sec I J'ut not nobby enuff. She sex ef I (bow ! n*ej my^red silk poket benkerchef, and ' j grow a pure of long inglish wishers that 1 i theu 111 da. , ^ Ef them's tbe kunditiooi, IU never be I Susan sex I'm givfa her 2 much pnb- ' > likity in tbe pspur*. « I don't k»re ef I am I kin effort tor be oo 9ty 5te thousand dollars pur 1 month. Grate people is always publik. ' Sec. Seward and myself ia sitrsciio all j all the attention on the Hand at this pr*~ ' | Mr, Susan, and Beck Went witb the ' i Secretory'* party to tbe banks tother day. The Secretery rcceeved 6 guns, 1 and me und any party received 7 guns. I j T. r prevent coofasune they was fired toI I gether. Mine 1st. r j Susan oppeers in a green more anteek 1 1 dress at tbe next hopp Com and see 1 i ber. She's verry prowde. She set she ' wants a nooxpeper pnrsgrsff (N. B ' She'll pay fer It ) * 1 ] • • ♦ • « • m ^ . Beck she's engaged to be married ! A i Dutchman's bio payin her atlOtioo far ■ tbe lest week, ne "popped" fast nit*. ' i Berk likes him. 1 His name'* Huns ton Schlapsuntager. . lie is very rich, and only 40 years of ■ : «g«I Re's Ihe erriginator of "Scblapsnnta- . ger'f Uuriflcd Uiiteri." Price 1 dollar. - 1 He'* a little 2 fat. The tholher. nit* I j Haus was stnokin hie pipe on the Cuo9 grass Hall lewn, lying down. 11* was 9 dressed ull In wile. The room clerk seein hint there, sent 2 waters fer- to lake that father bed back ter the room J it fall *ot off. It hurt Han's fa«llns. 9 He sex he's been taken far a pickpocket, • bounty-jomper, and tbeef often, bnt he ■ never was taken fer a father bed be4. - j Beck's deep in love. » j She sex liana reminds her of Hercules ® j in the faiuus paolio "f irzano, or the t j Nona of tbv Shsnsndoar Valley." (N. R ] B — I think Ueck'e a little mixed np in " the title of tb* picter.) Sbe sex Her- • cnles was always her bo-ideel off a n man. t SchlapsunUger gave B6ck a mitey s fine riug.. He see it cost 5 thousand- '- dollers. It makes me bev sore eyes far it to look at it Han* is verry atlOiive to (ha bar- . e room. He see he's in bad heltb, aad 1- he finds it cool tber. Beck sex no wobI- der he's tber so much, for b* eiUittg. '» See. Sew«rd sex that's very good far the oil princess. • Beck, io rulorn, sex "that the meson c Rape Hand- is so loyale now is that tbe rebels uever kin cafe *•«- word. (N.B. ^ —Beck's ssy only doirr.) t "With rura lite U»hrajL rweaple ttee.™ Yours, , JoSHCA T. iBcRAMSKS. [ — Music is sometimes turned to odd use*. It is ennounoed that at th* inonj gurstion of tb* auto* of Dr Jeaaar," s wbieb is to take plaeant Boulonge toon, 1 a "Hymn of Beauty," written by M. El- ; were, will b* sung, in which tba great . diaovery of vaecioation is to be sntoeasj Ively illnstrated b;, choruses of children, j Joan* ann, mothrra. aod patrlsrobA — Frieods follow fortune— tbsy e*r*r qi ska it. . a J L *