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VOL. XI.

CAPE I, SLAM), CAPE M AY COUNTY. KKW JERSEY. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 43. IMO. " - - !- — — — — — — •=» r- —

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Stltrt YitaSiitii. Nigu* and Tok«i» ""The irffi' ii Pact, a new funny pffper iu California: . " * A long article, having the abovu !.-« dl i.p. it gciTbs^Fe r»iTu3^TTF^i>i~~.' and ha* teejl for some limn. . thinking the old one# nre playing out,. * ha# manufactured sonic no* ones; In>eing a supernatural being, is. of course, fu^jy competeut to do so. Tf^- Gridiron— To take down the * pridirotf^frow (b« nail where it is bang . ing, with tfilNJeft hand, is a sign lh»f there will be a-brofN^ah* kitchen. The Mirror — If n rnirjw i» broken, it is n sign that a good-lookiag<l**< will be — afirisBed in that home v*. . A Funeral — To meet a funeral cewion, is a sign of death. Pocket- BooL — To Iom* a pocket book * containing, greenbacks is unlucky. Naile-rlfa woman cut* her Qaila evert Alon.day, it is lucky — fur her husband. Roosters — If you h«ar a roosUr crow when you are in Led, and the . cluck : . nkrikel a few times at the same instant, it ia a sign offno(u)ftiing. An itching ear — If you have an itching ear, tickle ynor nose an I you will have an itching there, and ill luck will be aveljejj. w Sajt— ToN«plll aalt accidentally into •' a stew whila It le^-on-the-6re7"Ti-a"*^ proof thai the feyuily will meet with it* ( alteration# (utter ration#.) A Oat— When a cat prepares to wash its facr, it is a sign that one in tbe liontc ' will ahortly receive a licking. Warts — To have sixteen warts on the 1 left hand, ia unlucky; to have the same number on tbe right hand, is a sign that ' you iru unfortonaie. Spirit*— If a married man, while his c wile is iu the room, takes up a bottle of apirita with hi* right hand, it is a eign 1 that she Will shortly be out of spirits, 1 and that her husband is going to liquor 1 Stock Raising — If a one-eyed bull- j " * Jog flleaaTViiork rnWeeV-legs. it do- . note* that a misfortune will happen to 1 bi* calves < Bridal— If you get on horseback ou Monday before the aun is up it is a sign you will have a hand in a bridal. . 1 Lucky — To stroke a grc.en.eyed cat j _ yrjth a whita agot on bsr no-« is lucky, 1 and heavy purr# will be The eo&ae- ^ q bunco. Carriage— If yon arc in a bouxp and bttir a baby cry, it i» a sign of marriage; ' ~ --br- if it isn't, it ought tfTTrurew R*d Heir— If a red-haired nian.*talls iu ! lor* with a girl who dislike* hair of that i ' color, ho will very likely dye before be ' is man led. Tbo above sign* and protects may be | , strictly rtliod ypoo; they bare never j j been kuowa to fail. « ! , \

Prflifth-ul Joksug. ."art I was' sitflug with Brother f—U-. iii h>s offim in Court Square, a client * came ill on d' said. "Squire R W , the stablrr shaved -uie dreaofuily, yesterday, una 1 »ant io icine up with him.'" "State y«ir Case, sir," said & *j Client — "1 s»M bim ho* mneh b*'d I charge to go to D.'tham. Ho said one diiilor and a half 1 paid him one dot - .. i*r and a ball, uod he stid he wanted' another dollar and a half !or: cowing , C* — — gave him Home Irgafdudvice, which theylient itnwcdiat.eiy artcd'upon; as follows.' . - He went, to the stabler and said: ^5 ""How in uvh will you charge uu- fuadr .horse and wagon to go. tit Salem?'" "Five dollars," replied tlic'eUhler. rii.-nt wen" -to e»pie_ i.Bck"by . .'ing. - " "Here, is tour moaej," ; laying bim- ' aire dollars. Where is my burse and wagon?'' Says ' \Y .- > ' " lle.is 5Cfi» . lent: "I only . hired l.im i .. . io .Vai, T s , a Temple Oiscovrreil at - ' I.etii ri fro'ir Xuples dur.rihes a tem- ; ^rec^t . cru.m p,,,s „t l'.,m,.en . 'ti.iv ' •ithtn the sanctnary. a propitiut' ry - : vice itsviiig evidently been bqld iu the hour they were overwhelmed. The etn- ■ peacock, tbe tripod So front of tht- altar, the golden censer, lire jewel* on the per- : s liding tbe deposit rtf animal bi»oA,«r< •Itr Wait! 'partieuUrs ' «V. U . Tu.-i-yes »f Juno wme of .thu-.ia.us! vivid er>i r.iiol. her arms and h«-r 'wnoh- 'pejsoit.V| ."T^l^-iRCTgffTwl.U gold Uinkif, her-q , gaudy bird ris|.lei,d«nt with s cluster' of . 7 gliUeriiig gutnx. Aromatic ipgrcdluoi* • ' Uy calcined within the cm# r, whUo 1 'strewed thu-leoeelttvd pavemcnl. ,,, BIOMFd.' «.# J/J**1"""! '* he »hq docs not rnaki ' a cetp, for he will have no iqconie las to. ' I'®)' / Jvlessed i» tbt- bald-headnl nun. fur ' his wife cannot pnll his hair. Blessed is-ilii! bftiiiily mail; h>r |b« . — not mol.st' him; y. s, thrift- , bh-ssrd l* ftpjyfor wheu'be i««kolh a lady i i to dunce, she sbaffNNJwvvr him', sayiug; "I sin engaged for the neftSsv1 1 II'eKrii j* he who polistres lil'ssbootg 1 and not iut morals, who maketfi the out- j ■ Side ol the tie'ad to shino, and noglectctb , I'tlte iulds ilicrhK^for ali^tiic' girl# "ri»B ' t ; up at his coming and cell him beautiful. , liietst-d is tbe man who has no brains, .. but btai* in abundance, for be .hull be ' the ladies' favorite. -Si.-laUI " • Btessed is the man who grteth many ' and costly presents to young ladies, for ' ...Cff"- fh»ll.b5j'l« reward— in ji horn. B!-»«t'd is the (Wu who is always ' ; broke, for no man *sith unto him, "Lend ' me fi>e "dollars." j , .Notes to lie Itt-mi-mbt-rell. ConsUnt m-cupalion pi eveuU te inpion. Virtne and happiness are mother and | tlaughU-r. ( God gives every bird its food, but ■ does not throw it into the nest * An *ble"m»n shows his spirit by gen- j •' lie words and resolute actions; he is!' neither hot nor timid. '■ ' A than is never so apt to be crooked c w ben be is in a strait, i .. A teamshr may do brisk business, but wheelbarrow man cnrries all befure him. | f Our real wants nre few. ' : r The stomach tires pf e*i-ry thing*ltni * bread and waier. There i*«ne good wife in the country; • let every mau think that* htf-hatb r ftir-1 — --1: •'-* — Alfred HVonyroo. the po»t laareate of | Knglaud, is fsfltw* very fast. IU w*« ju«l K' : recovering from « «evere attaeic oi throat ! I : disease, when, walking hie one eteaing in • S I his lt|« of Wight garden, be look cold. ' I : and nbw, il i» Mated, aymptout* of cod- f i sumption atu'laviuen*. j, — Louis Napo'eon has realized $128,400 j h i froai the sale of the firs; volume of his ! ' | LKe of Cesar. He says "be thinks a man j I . may make bit living with hie peo iu Franca f 'after all." /

Ih IiiMlIption. followtag ii)-cri|ijinn which was copied : (rout an upright that Manila at tBr head p' , llie lumk_i)| J, mall, at- Edward., in 'he' ' ceinctcr I'riocetVm! S.'J ll wi*knt- • tvu bv 'c tJ,egc,.o» lVi.-cvt..U C.-iivge, i uud placed there to defer f-eopie froni it ; Jilting inofiumvon' rtr tb» cemetery It i» . that ii srilthave the dc-ired effect; I'artan 'tostl-ie wreugfil wilb -cunsutn- • (id wj(h thnen hoimily moaan.ents. there hute.Y he .poverty of the country,, she .41 lithe College. St the period when Vbesp ; mo-.um.-iO. were erected . u' well as itT-svlf-.l.-uiel' and h*t-l»hi'-s «"d labors ot iTb« ib'Mjpuuished- meh. who y-.ve fame and , j (Muffle** to Nassau H.I!. ..re ioiSigtvd by ! nothing ,f.'-b-iii-<l and vna. miicant, ccotd New Jew), riparw «hw> i.-u .ia* of tbase, Tb'kutble.s^ yi. one 'i.-u! why do you da- . tragnwi-M "orfttsl >'1 yoiir pocket, or piac.-d io .year cal-ioW, w /l c»t impart to yoa'tbu activity wt»U energy of Barr, or tbe ;vir the etpi|0«aew of I>«VW. or the piety cud trianiphniH iiriv-li of. Kinlcy. or the practi::cel -i-doin. 4-e power of Ngoynuog and ia*piriaf( yoath with tbe Inve ut knowledge, yam! the ^lern. unfitucki^g palriotism ol \\ itp«rV{ioon.„If job udii.ui- eixl reverruce ] thu ebsiacti-l of there great ood good men, j 1. od their' Works, and imitate rhjir rznmforbear, »« beseech yoa. in add t«- the- lisuoeful tnQtilMiONi'Of the fist im-mnrij!' inteodeil It. protect their bane* ps>rr i'aaufv. t liarity ( unrcri. Tic concert at the (Tatbnlie t.'bhvch yss- ' : es-v licit in its oiamunmant. But three days ! lu.-iit and ezecutinn, _\Vo b»lieve we are : warranted in saying, that not even a rc- - hvarsal took place. Under three circa ais lances, v.e r.-(«at the concert was quite a success. All the artistes kindly Tolanteerrd "'Their service-: umong whom was that much i admired and popular vocalist. Mrs. Annie ; Nevius. The programme w«« admirably \ selected, and eerh pieca w.s rendered eX-qai-iii-ly. The managetnent was in cornpe- 1 l-M heads, and J'r. W.,t. ltnffee. Whose - rrstrw- wa- ipodver IHUly olultyoltunAhe Jist ! o! couimiitee, was an 'invaloablu aid in I -I'm. ider the, lollies," by Mrs. Nrvliis, j wa* rxquieitrly ichdered, and Jt-re the j audience permitted to applnud. w-\lW cer. i j Uitdy IttVrt lo-e,, encored The Aria from I Linda, /u.-r fii a/o'em, of Mia* Fhrllie j j UiiBgHly .yA«.JP.!^u_wilfc *_gvaea, anioia- ; ! tion and skill, seldom seen on a more 'pre'. ' tending stage. The delightful little Scotch , |,.l /orceo'or, -'The Rowan Tree," was fevlingly rendered by Mr. Thomas Kawlings Mr, M. F. K eensn's rendition of VvMd< popular serenade from Trovatore, Ah! ch\ In inorte wus ootverralfy. admired. The ; eo'tenatn passage* were giren with great 1 ' efled »; The -uett -dusua.-. -_-Tiaa -the_i'.aia , Moon, end "Evening Breeze." by lb.in.-. Kills snd Nellie flonnellr. tempt.' 1 lkjrty invited a violation of th* orilvr for ' bidding applause. The piano Was kindly loaned by Mr. ; Harry Harlan, una of oar most worthy . Cottagers. Hehk's fhiladrlnhia Band which has been ihe delight ofyf^guXgof |he ( ('(diimbla daring the.rfason, pl»yed^»vj»«-" si of their most effifrtira places, among which w»« an arranflemsnl from K rentier's | ; in drtna&i. About eleven A. M. ! th# audience disjiyrved. well satisfied with 1 the entertainment. Tk the stirring sounds 1 of the Star Spangled Obp'ncr, oor gloritqs i { nsliootl anthem. A Hard Rah. f ThwJeroef U4»y Hail* -Timti notes tha i "A person who has made the ! j completa tour of the watering-plaeaa and .resorts, informs th» stiy-at-home public that there is no danger of having , the goat from high liviag, at any of tbam." r This i» rather a "hard rob" od oar hotel proprietors. We trust they are not du- - Serving of it. ' Assistant Secretary of state. '' Horatio N. Congh»._J>rTniSTliii.,ner of ; has been appointed. Assistant Secretary, to act doring the' iljness or ; S W. Seward. Mr. sitrard is still ' the Island, and ia rapidly rteovering i health. We eaw him pas* throogb the ' , ball-room of Congress Hall, doring a dance, j Wednesday evening. He in yet com- • pelled to jresr a hautfage aorued hie head. I »» to step a caaauttMI. — Jfc

T.V TELI-X; HAITI, j Xyertsl tnagatvbrs to rhe " IMIf tVju ; _ d Frtgbtful Kill I toad 4( .1 J.t.t i f: - Nrs Hivm. A'lcjir.t i-jMi - ' <»'• A frightful railrtmil ercjj.'t>i 'm-.-.n-d t- III,;, ii-o'rr. iig uu Urn ii i„ Huilrosd . The n,..r.,inF'fieirf.t. s.,.11. <- C ; ing ap ll.'e B.)u»s!or,ic Rhilroi,!. bi-cam., 'f iimit with it. '"I i-.-w v.,i, i.ui,f.'r ::7 S Aepy Buy, Ang. ' . 'jVe B.^V-lr ,, . etean-rrw^airibb. and Galnte. nr.M. .1 ,yJ sven-1,8 the I-.Ur ;i.M The i..,e.i K»»1 j t ('*$(*:* Napier -reports n» fnll-Ws A''M» 'Cable parted on Wedue'day. i in«t . in „ : 13S0 fathoms of water. It ... t -11 :.rn, 'j pled for three limy-, •iid.rais-d ( and 600 fathom* respectively, i'.ich tinA !*•» -r*PFftW broke, boi -lie i'.iide rir ' rnained nnbrokwu. The t.Veot E»-i. .« r.' 0 ' turned to Kugiand fee strm-i- 1 m . 1# ! grappling gear. Mr.- Varies-, one ..t II.. K ' elecUicisus, writes mosy ear-eongi««|y in j regard to the GaWilc »#y.og fniind i,«(liflicalty whatever 10 giuppliag f,r th< j Cable, even in the grvsJi-M d. j.ti, : water . As soon as the proper rack!.: 1- prepwed, ,, we will probably eoinm.nc.- grappling Io r the Gable again, una hundi-0 ,.f , the break, .where tbe "a at er is ■•: !>- |;ii)i' fa.hr.me deep. The, I.U ,V ndee .he g.,!e» J wtil. bViftg usteued by . f C- :-,„n . vd cubic. Mr. Fir.-lu_is.ru go--l Uunltb ...J * ..'JJv. ,j (. jerel; t'i.1. Jacob M. tiampbei! in I'.mbr,- ! County nominated for Surt.-yei. General, fjvj Jqhii Cessna »«• Selected fcr t'tuinua-j u" K"15T«TUA!villMl t.'iiii,iiiin-i . Resolotions were adopted, ezpr, -ring, : coaR lie lice in the AiliniiiislrUtinn of Fiesi. d«nt Jubnsnn «i.d his Ceroi)«lrnrtion p»i;-v '- complimuntii.g G.ivorui.r Cartinapd Seertary Ht-rnton, recuHifpemliiig cor;fi^T7, ii * j of property of Boat hern .-vi>.!s oveAterrs J ] tbuurnad dollars i-.t pat p^iSjAOt to vl'ldiers, ^ ] endorsing fit* Monroe lUn l-iii.-. nTid receg * | nlting cUin-s of soldiers to ofliccs of trust Y and honor. ' Nr\v- Item*, r , f'V/ Daniel \V. Fox has been nomi■t | itutvii by UiRjIcmtK-xfliic pgrty .."of I'hila. delphio, for the Majorality The opjm- ; stiiuit party have tnaile no noiDinktiou '^i-yel. ' J-fif It i* «aid that Gcof^c K. Pugb, a of Ohio, r* to assist ChurlcR O'Connor, * of New jJTork, in defenditig J( IT. Davis, ' w^°" '» tr**dh ^ Simon Draper' has been re • moved from life Ctillcfltotthip of the ( port of New York, for misfeasance In < office, ilnu.lt. I'rraioB King, lute C VS Senator, hjs been appbfiitvd to take etyt'll place. fL^rill enter- upon liis'dut Vajcn on the 1st of .Yaptiktiihcr. ; tgr'v onfVFhtrntrtr; in W«sihvwgOfmV<- ; in which I'resident Lincoln wus assassinate^ being converted by torerovoenl into a ^fire-proof building Jto -hiP usvd as a depository for the archives pi y late rebel confederacy. !l W General Edward Johnson, lata of C , the coiifedarate army, is now in RicbmonJ£ pore hssing stock, farming ul-nsils, it-.,"" * preparatory 10 engaging in plan ling oh b,s * farm ia C'haaterfield. Iseueral Hairy T. Hay and Gtoeral Daniel Adams have reh 1 turned to New Orleans. Msj«r.Gun*r*l . * Dabney H. Manry aiivu/tises that he aitt ■ I npeq^a clsssical and malbec)a>ical ecbool ; iu Fred.ricksbarg. -Njfir If the present urica-onrrent of goods e , fold 11) Richmond aaVicon- pared wjtl, t|,e , priea a yar ago. the ilifi^-r,ee would he : d i found to ba vary great, beer is now selling , » at from twenty to thirty certsiihtte; rf..m U ! thirty to bfty cents; and oth<Jkttic!es at proportionals pribes IT* nfln, too, js 1 wall supplied. «r The statist ies of the War' Dapsrunsnt show that daring . the rafV «r : the data rebellion oar armies have cap. f tared over tbrea hondrad thoasand prison. ( ara of war, bssid--s parollicg about doe ^ ! hondrad ar.it sixty Thousand morn of the 1 I j final surrender of the different rebel urinie*. The** record* are uow undergoing a com- ' 1 piete compitatioD) and tb* facts dsselopvd 1 " thereby are of utocb intaraat. — It is retried that iba Prevident in- ' tisUThut Jaff/Bavt^tbi-ind he tried for - treason, wbila a part of lb* cabinet r-ppo- ' wa that idea i

The Va iior's Tt inf. |SJ| ;..n:£,.e^ ■ ..efiUing i—t-e -i-Ksn rognViog, , »..n, .na we.; . « s -lit..- IgOCV I» •*' «f«" vy f*e*.« s- asltw, •"•vr-mnajiurr ' think rfthoasr. ladies •tandiup on t'.eWich- '■ _ e, knew they hut hole, in their Mucking*. ^ ^ 1^'' ^ "J'* "''dress had g i unking into the feats. A young minister. I- j •tnndtnpheliiud bun. and hlbshing to the j ; iwurptee. .a ; "O. hrsohnr, bow could }„Q »ay tjiut ' "nsy thai •" s.sid the old gen. II ; tl. n.-iij, "it 4 — lh. )%,.ln't holes D , iu tty-ir Stiick ng. |«| like to know huw '. J tbiy could get the-.n <m " , C,»- Tint fo!!i.wi!.r lines, -from 7 — are appliqabjo to many at T'upc Mo, that g -c much of this »Wf . • The mar, (.r l-'isilie-. ought Jj(. ho at his * , p- at - .. . l-,ck 10 the mnruing. while the , . • vjrftlnr *r»l pi -asiire-oecker wnuM " T>ehefit" " ins heal eh and add to life'^, charm., were ' l.e engugrtl in tbe "day's doings at the , '■ I- Ihcrv soxhl. in slr.p ran -hsfw-rtr wise I ' : W.e flretfag ibiMUtata of tec short a Ute ; . • ratal ciiioYtluu ol ; I,, enlighten', i soul ' rsr rise n, rriaeia* s ,ult>- alive, * -trililei '1). -so.1 t.— .loi.Ltiionah ^ ■ ■ ^ .\:.; c.,r> '-l-H.mluz ;>les.-.rr .-bind, if haAiddvu through a country totru, iius noltrcd how carious yuungY tbe j-oulo will fill the win^o^^nir rt rnf afiYrdTTs-ta^k, 1 n order 'W3 " HW»|'M of all. passer*. by. A J ii.kee prdlcr drove up in front of a yrvoitse one day. nnd tcaiiig all bands and ; lite cuuk staring from the windows, got ,.-ff from his carl, and the following diaL- ipgue took place with tbe man of the 'Trtjijbse: Jkntthan— "Has there been a funeral . here lately I" Man of the house— "No, sir." ,1 ; Jonathan — "I saw there was one 1 pane of gla-s that didn't bnve a band I ' in it." Man of the house — "You leave blast i « ed quick, or tjerc will bo a funeral pretty i • SOOIl." / f — A^old hunter of Souih-jffestern n Tcxa*. who -bud long bad 4 panther j t of great, size and ferocity, was recently ; 4 was recently attacked in bis cabin by I IitdflffisT-ttriei them gain tbe lower ] - part of tb« boosa, aud tbeo let tbe pan- { L. ibex laQxcjsmQug_.tbcm. be being .safely | • percbed upon tbo.cbambor floor, tbruagh j ' the crevice# of which be could firc-upou j ^ Idjgf^s, *mt-*Watch tbe progreu of ' eventa.^^But after the firitJiBwl and ] spring of the panther, rf5"Tndi*ii* rc- ' l trinilned except three killid by the brute, and one ahot by tbe hnotcf. The rest ' disappeared, probably never to return. -J r "I am^pRe U*il of a dear," a* th* ; . | fellow said wbeo ba slopped ru the (u- j male slreetritwiepen. t

luion l.nrtilintirks. The Ksleigh, X C , Standard lays •iowtv thcifolh.wing Undmark* by which dll good Union men jn thnt i-'tate should be gnld. d . I. Cnconditionai. cheerful xebmtsaioa to ihe national uuthority. i. The proaipl Inseritott the State Constitution by the apprnm-hiug Con->t-i, lion, of th- ord-nar,rr of 'SI. for ever, lutle in this Starr 3., T ie prompt notj-r cnsniiimt of debtii couffacted ,by the ,Yi*ta n, aid of thtt rcbt.llitin; but an etpvkhy ptompt -1eterptiUaiton to pay eo-ry cut ef the State debt l ontracicd previously to the w£r. f * The ♦f.violnbiii'v i.f private con and auch action by tbe Cooven Don as will cure -all defects 10 bargains vt.d ntfe» since Mttv I N6 J. and profor the puymunt of private debte rnntracted since that <lut« 00 a jus The right of tfi. State* to -determine. the qnantioiie <-l suffrage f,ir • thtmselees. ' R. Unqualified opposition to what it railed ne_ro suffrage. — Postal arrangements in Rome are slitflitly out of j itirt, A comedian re-•-enily applied for a letter at ihe postoffidl-, nud was told that there wrss a crown to pay on Hi "I can't pay that," tmd he, "-for I know what's io it." "Well, bo* much will you give?" ai-kml the postiuevler . "ftiirr soils is all it is worth to me," "Well, take it; tlrcn," replied the , p< *r intct cr, "for I've rend it, aud itt ,! only a Ivye-teUcr " • - ( "Good morning, neighbor Suooks; j line rain we bad " I "Yes neighbor, delightful." f "If it comet warm after ibis, we shell ha**, everything started out of the ground ' J directly." • 0 "Hiafeti forbid!— I- have (wo wlvee 1 under it.'' — , . a — Alfr.-d Hagar, aged 95 years, who was Postmoster of Charleston from tbo * day* ol Andrew Jack.ou to the time of • seet-ssion, is now living on ralioua , drawn from the government. * — By rewashing the dirt from gold t which has -nice Uoen axtricatad, negroes nrc a aid to b« uuk.ng two or three dof'ara pvt day in the North C*rolina gold tuf iiea. . y"' , — A/young widow of very polite ad- , dresa, h&.ltand had lately died, waa „ v Wind »<xio after By the ministar ol the I -art. h, who i (.qUired) as usual, about her husband's health, when the replied, with a peculiar entile, "IUT dead, I thank yon," — A somewhat juvenile dandy sai,| to a fair partner «t a ball. "Ilon't yon think. !.!".■ . .'"J. mn-ii.ie.hea are UeodmiugT" To whom she leplied. "\V»ii, »fr, thay"ntijr~ ' fe-rerwii :y. but they have not jet arrtv-;d."_^^ —.When Benjamin parted with Jeff. ,f -Davis be said; " \Y,-'re both gnieg 10 tfiw sum- plac". "flow is that," oslred Davi*. ,_ . "Vfwll," said Benjamin. "I am giving- in ' , Europe, and' yoa are gntng to your ropt." ,ii -Jm. An_exe^angw paper, under the brad ■ i of "Goftd Advier," advises young men to ~T~ ' " | ""rap ihrtnselves op m tbeir virtur." \V« s ! t hi nit many of tbvm would frwrzeTo death d | if they had no warmer covering. " i — Before "love enmas in tba door" it i would he well for hint 10 peep through tba ie keyhole. He might see something that | would prevent him from entering, tl j — A French writer says that women in France are now meh slaves to fashion, that if the Empress wer^to decree that they e | should go without clothes this summer thsy . a sou'id blush— to find tkemaelees dressed. — A cotcmporary, noticing the marj riage ol a draf and dumb couple, wittily . and gallantly wishes tbem unspeakable - bliss. — A letter from a sist-r' wa'aring.plac* - .ays an anlamna! female of fifty (namer*. »ho wears her hair done ap in liltla doogh- ? i cats over her eyes, is the principal guest 1 j at the hotel. . r I — Libby Prison Is now used a* a "Bo|- - j diar'a East." D was bat lataly tbwseldter'e 1 Wanted at Saratoga— Tba Bad Saa, i ' to destroy Fero and all bis host* — f ' ifrl. Grundy. 1 , — In efxtoen year* emigrants to thia - , coontry have aent home $S5, 000,1)00. • Two Ud^Esad Mr Thaddaui O'Gredy . were converaing on age, when one of : ibem pot tbe home qaestion, which of ( ' us do yoa tbink is the elder? "Sure," replied the gallant Irishman, ' } "you both look younger tbau each •tbar." V " ',i^i . j