i . . ■ _ _ "C'^h a) HE ®»jje piaij (Ocean Ware.

VOL. XII.

CAPE ISLAND, CAPE MAY 'COUNTY. NEW JERSEY. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1S6B. 1 T~ "T- T

NO. 699.

Jht port's tforurr. ■IIIIITEBMU UflEU. Mathsr, t» Ikr dove that nestled Lovlaclr upoe thy fertaat, folded up hll llttlo piston. Sag, lb* !?"• U dark sad Cresrj. M>u4am hi III Irtllr •tlaprr. FloMlnj OB tk* ainbleotslr I It lo HU lhM, (ratio Bother. Ite ■ oft klao lilalti iephj-r. It look! up from ovrrj Sowar. And whra. night's dark shadows feeing. Low thou bondrii ihoo la pray.'. Thoa thy a Off! batto la therr t ataldoa, baa tky aablr broth JP. Ua whoso maaly bra thlar aya Lot od full oft la prldo to lla|«t. tie whore ho art tbou roaldat rrty. though all oihar boarta droalrrd thrr AU prorrd hollow, earth (raw drear. Whoae proteettoa. over o'or thoo. Hid thee liea the eold world a laeerHaa be loft thee hero to struggle. All uaaldee on thy way I Hay, he etui eaa (uldo aad I nerd thee. •till thy faltering (tope eaa etay 1 auu whoa daaj.r hover* o'er thee. When In grief thoo-et none to pity. Ha, tha aa toted, mark* each feir Lover, la the light extlagulabrd Of the gen. that, la thy heart Hidden deeply, to thy helai All lb euhahiae eould Impart 1 Loakaha.ro! 'tutmtolog brighter Than the rare atare la Hearea . Aad to light thy dsageroua pathway. All Ite newfound (lory^a gives, with the aoaaof forth aoBBlagttnc. Then the lored one may it forger t Bright ey« daablt g. tnaina a-. teg. Oft will whlaper to tklae ear, I And ia alienee, and la BldBlght. Thau wilt knew ehe hoeeri near Orphan, than Boat eoraly atrlrken Of tha Btounare tkroagtag earth. Cloode half roll Iky brigkteet aueahiae, ' ladaoae mioglee with thy Bilrih. Tel. although that gaattr. bosom. Whlah baa pillowed oft thy head. How ta told, thy Botkoft aplrlt Cannot teat among the dead, ttlll bar watehfol eye la o'er the# | Through the day, and atlll at light 1 lleta Ue aye that guarda thy alumber, ' Making tky fount creams as bright, Oht the fnea.li, the frleada we're eheriahed How we weep to aee them die: Alt unthinking they're too oagela That will guide ue to the oky. IgiSffUitntons. The Belhrottxrd of Emmet. Entry out mail recollect tho tragical •lory el young Knout, tho Iriib patriot, •od it WM too louobiag to bo oooo forgot loo. Daring tbo troobloo to lrolood be wia tried, condemned mad oxacolod, on a charge of treason, Hid folo mode a dot) imprawion on poblic sympathy. Ho was •o yooog. io intolllgrnt, to braro, so orarything ' wo are apt ta lika ia a yoaag ■aa. Hie conduct nedrr trial, lao, war to lofty aad intrepid. Tbo oVblo tadigor. tioa with wblcb bo ropolled tbo ohorgot or trraooo agaiait hia eoaotry ; tbo oloqoottl oladirotioo of bio aaatr. and bia po tbotio appeal ta paauylly io tbo bopoUss hoar af condemnation — all thaoo ontorad deeply iato ovary (oaorooi boaom, tod area btoanamire lamented tba stare policy , that dicutad Ua axoootiaa. Bat tbaro wag oat heart wboto aagaiab , It would U tmpoaalbla to doaoribw, lt> bappiar daya aad fairer fortnaoa. bo bad waa Ibo.xffactlDai of a beautiful aad inU mating girl, tbo daagblar of a talented , barriater. She lovad bin with tba diaiato rested fartor of a wosaa'a Brat aad early lore. Whan ovary worldly at ail m waa arrayad againal hint ; when blaatod in for- , lata, aad diagfaeo and danger dkrkoaod , aruaad Ua aatao. tbo lored him tbo more , ardently tor bia Mffortof*. If tbu bia , tola coold awakaa tba sympathy of bia ( toga, what Buat hare baoa tba ageoy ol ( bar wboaa aaat waa oecapiad by hia imago I Lai Uom apeak who bate bad the periaJa , nribo tonb aaddanly cloaad betwaaa than , aad tba bring *ey atoat bred aa aarti - , who bare ana at Ua threshold, at eao abut wot to a ookd aad lonely world, frdm wbooct ( all that armi loraly aad lowing bad do- , Bat tba borrora of oueb a gram, to ; MgMtol, M diahemrad 1 Tkara waa no , thlag far aeotnory ta dwell ea that coold , aaaibo tha pan MpamUon ; aoao ol , thaaa lauder tboogh melancholy circa at- ( •tsacoa that aadoer tbo partluf acoh-, , acth lag ta aalt eorrow iato tbaaa blaoaod , utn, Ml Hha dam af boarta , to refmeh , tba Umrt la Ult parting bear af aagaiab- , Ta madar bar widowed aitaatioa ■era ■ TinTm aba bad (acaemd kor fathers die- ( pi tea ore bp tbo aafortaaato attachment, ( aad ana aa axDa tons tba paternal raof. r Bat eoald tba sympathy aad kiod offices •(JHoada ba*« raaebad a apirit ao tkockrd , a^ driven to ty horror. «to wMld btvo J rwwt a i ■ til ilittoT^Tbo aaat doiicatoat- ' hoatiam rum paid bar by totoiUoa of waaUb , aad Aattoattoa. Eka ta tod late aeciaty i an |- to dtooipake bur grief, awl a nam kartaa tbo tragical utory of her I «*-■ w-;

' ia tba deptha of aolttode. She walked abuat in tad rererie. apparently ooron- < sciost of tha world arOond her. Sho carried wilbin bar an inwtrd woo that mocked ■ i *11 tbo bloodiabtaoalo of friendtbip. end I "hooded lot tbo eoica of tbo chorioer. | chirm bo eeeor ao witely." i Tba peraoo who told too ber etory eaa 1 her at • masquerade. Tbero eao be au I . exhibition of for gone wrotehodoeaa more . I vtriktag and paiofol then to meet it In ■ i lucb • aceno. Tu find it waudertnfcTlke • i -poetro lonely, and joylooa, ubrro all I eropnd ia gay, to aee it drotaed out ir i trapping! of mirth, and looking to nan i oud wurbegoDe, aa if it had triod in eoia i to cheat tho poor boart into mom-atari > lorgetfulnaaa of sorrow. After otroliiog I tbroogb tbo eploodid room end giddy I crowd arith ao oir of uttor abstraction, ob I • at boraelf down on tbo atepi of tbo or- | cboatro, end looking about for tome time c • ilk a eacaot air, that allowed her ioaoo- i aibilit; to the gay tcoao. tbo began uith I the copriciooaooaa of o fickly heart , to t aarbla a Lltlo plaintive air. Sba bad an ■ exquisite eniee, bat oo tbU oocatioo i< | »aa to simple, oo touching, tt broa'hoc ■ forth aucb • anul of wrelebodnore. ibat sk. r drew a crowd mote and ailoot aroood bar •od melted orery otto Into teara." j Tba story of ona ao true and tondoi i coold oot bat excite greet internet in • ; country remnrknhU for ontboriaam. It I completely won tho boart of • bravo officer t who paid bia addietss to bar, and thought i tbnl one ao Into to tho dead, conld not % bat prueo affectionate lo tho liriog. She c declined bis ottootleaa, for bor thought! ■ worn irrevocably oogrossod by tbo mam- < , ory of bor former lovar. Be. however, i i persisted io hia aoiL Ho oolteilod tot r | bor teadorntaa bat bor ostoom. Bo woi I uiittod by kor conviction of bia worth, h i ood bor atnao of bor own dottuuto end { dopeodont in nation, for obe Cat existing c i on tbo kiodnooa of frioada. la a word hr i i at length tucccadod ia gaioiog bar hand, c i though nitb tba asaaraoea that bar baarl I waa analtorably another's. ' [ Bo took her with kirn to Sioily, bopiag i thai change of oceno migol wear oot the f remembrance of early * ova. Sba wot no t . j amieblo ood oxvmplory wife, tad mode on ■ effort to bo o bnppy ono, hot nothing i j coold euro tbo silent sad devouring mol. , aaeholy that had antarod into bar very j tool, bha waned in a alow and bopeleaa * | decline, aad at length auok into tba grave, j a ! tba victim of a broken bran. t Brnt Drckncd Man in Paris. * 1 A joung English barrister has incceed- ' • ad io marrying Mile. K— — , tbo wenlthi- ' •at I oirota in Paria, and roonoctod with ene of tbo bighoat familiea. Tbo yonug | " 1 lady was known to poatoaa an oadinguiioiJ : " ' waaknoaa for a well-dratted man, aud, by j * ' londly expressing tbia opiaioo, had been 1 of mora service to lbs tailors of Paria within tba I art year than Coast d'Oraay, 1 in double tho apoco af timo. Tba barrn- ' Ur bad maay rirala, but tba moat fermidabla waa a guBllemao ackoowled.vd to ba tho moat approved dandy io Taria.— Tho tody •elected thaao two to doctdo from, and invited tbvm both to kor cka leau. Tbo Fraoobmtn doclared to bi> friends that bo meant to cat Ibe matter 1 abort at ouco by to outshining tbo Eng. " liahmon by hia dreaa that tba lalUr would retira from tbo 6eld outbid to stoma by tba on parlor okllT ho wao dotorminod t- 0 maulfoat oo the oeeailoo. Tho English- * man said ootbiog. made no boast, but ac- ' coptod tbo invitation, nod, together, by ' the tama train, iba two rivals left Pari* n for tba tost of war. It to bappaned that " tba French dandy had faraiahod himself *itb a regular tromttau for tba occasion. < at lbs groat Eogliab tailor's in tbn Bo- ! do lioldor, aad tbo Eogliab tailor, oot of I •boor com patriotism, bad told Mr. H | " of what it was composed. A aoddoa idea ! flashed serosa lb* braia of lbs bgrria sr. | ' Hie aarvasl, one of Iks aasctlfl -3. hypo- j * critical rout valets, for whom Londoo was j " always famoua, ia aomalbiag abont tbo I height aad aias af tba French prrttndu. • Mr. H immediately ordered for IbU j * ally tbo oxaet counterpart of srery suit «]rondy ordorod by tba Marqaiada la B — Tha Brat day, at dinner, the poor yonng ' Marqaia waa rathor diaooncar'.ed, when, | opoo entoring tba dining-room, bia glance I aligbtod upon Iba vary conatorpart of btm- ; Mir. slaodisg a tiff and aolf cantered bo- j tbo Eaglrahmma'a ehnir ; and ha larked aogrily at bia rival to mo if any iosalt ! J •aa iateodad ; bat lbs EnglUbmaa wa« | too totoot opoa making kiaaair agreeable ■ *' tbo lady to notica bio rnfflvd torn per. | | Moond day tba tama scone waa enact. ; ° | ad. nltbaugk car bare had completely cbaagud ore a tbn stylo of bio whlu tour. ! " nurt; and again waa tba same ill-homor j ' diaplayod during tba wbeia of dinner, while *' Mr. B tana pruflttog by tbo oiloaM of ! bio witty rival. Tba third aad fosrth re- 1 potilioaa wan ton ridtoalous. Tbo yoaag j murquia, too clover and too atatb tha maa af tho. world aot to tori the absardity •' paaiUaa, prndaatly withdraw. . — Aa aid mm u a aioomhoat sb. aarvod two moa pamptag op wakor to vrmak i tbo dock, aad tho coptare boiag aour by. ; Mfteto, gat a mall aboard, ok !" " Yr.! ma'am, atmayu marry oM," arid Ua polito j •Vtuto. "MTril. Ufa ctwaf IA j wars d .i Cto»o Ua amthy m'- uator, on- j

* The First Bab). By the Rer. Mr. . H. IV. B. to , C. G.. oaly daughter, etc. "No card* " ' Why didn't it aay, no baby? I bare, one of tboae interottlng animala in' my i It came when it rained, dark •« pilah, and my nthbrello at the atore. no cart running. She doctor lived flveniilaa dot Weat. and tbo ourM ail miles dao and when I got homo lo lite boaom of my totnily. tho coodecaod milkman vu ; at the next deor. It ia a tunny little chip, that baby, Solferino color, and tho length of a Bologn Croat? I'gueaanotI Uai.am: enmmeocod chasing ma doon the path, way of life, joot oben maalio, Itooo tod whtto flannel wore tho btgbvlt thry bad aince Adam built n house for Mra. cbickena — ductora charged twudola aqaiat, foor dollar* a grunt, and, oo tbn accoaot of tbo acarcity of rain io the country take what ia loft to a man-' a pocoo discount for caah, aid toed bill balanco, January let, A poor little thing ia Ibat baby ; a speck of a oota like wart ; head aa bald aa a aqoaah. aod oo plseo to bitch a waterfall : a mouth jnat suited to como tho gam gsmo ood cho* milk. Ob, c ochre ! you should hear her atog. have bumped it, otuffed my fur capdowt, in throo(, g ren it tbo ooiooihiog iroo to ploy with, but tbot little rod>lump that looks aa if it couldn't hold blood oooogh keep a mosquito from fuiotiog, persist! io yelling like thunder. It show* n great toeatre to awallow it" fiats, aod the other day thay dropped dowo its throat, anc all that prevented their golog clear through tba crook of its elbowa. It stopped muaic, aod 1 waa bappy ono and a hoi' ■innua. It's n pleasant thing to bnva a baby In tba bonaa— ona of yoot bellyache kind. Think of tb« pleasures of a father, in diakabillo, trembling ia the tdiduight hour with bit warm fast upon n square yard of cold oil clolb, dropping paregorio in a tio apoon by moonlight ; somebody tbump'ug on tho door, wife ol your boaom aborning "hurry," abd tba baby yalliog till the drt'p» Iron tba ceiling. It's a nice time tn think of drew coata, paota, tint and abito kids. Sbadaro? departed cocktails I what comfort! what a picture for an artist In platter of paria ! '• Iu malbar >aya lb* darling ia troobleil with wind on the atomaeb— it beats all tb, wind inatrnmeoia yuoover beard. 1 have j to gel op in tha cold wbila the milk ia warming— it uses iba boitls. I hare a cradle with a representation of a miracu- j lost toothing ayrop bottla fin tho dash- : board. I tried lo atop lit breath the other j night — it waa oo go ; I rocked to herd 1 uisted Ike stays, and tent It flap clear j serosa lbs room, opaottlog a jar of pre- j It dido't make any ooiia Ihoo, ob. oo ! I lit mother aaya only wait until it goto j blotched, (it's been vaccinated,) and old | •Dough to crawl aronnd aad lord to pint, i Yea, I'm going lo wail. Won't it bo ' delightful? JuLn, ran for tbo doctor, tie hu foil into tbo sloppoil, tad it choking j with • potato akin ! aiabaa fall downstairs '■ •ia bat awallowod tbo tack hammer! akowt : signs ol tba mumps, maualaa, croup, whooping coogb, amall pox, cholic, dyaen ] lory, cholera iofuDtom, or soma other ; darn thing, to let tba doctor take all tbo : ant—} laid by (or my winter's eore bevf, ; aod all tbia cornea cf ahampdulng aod cnrliog my Lair, wearing otco clulbvt, ■ looking bondaoma, going a courting, aad making my wife fall io love, and marry . " . J Evasive. Patrick heforo be became joined ia tba i bonds of "holy wodlook" with Bridget, io tbo service of Father McShaac. j Ono day that good prioot expected a call : from a Proteatoot tnioistor aad wiibad ' ' atcuae to gat rid of bim. So call- | Patrick ha proceeded lo give bim inI atrucli. r" : 'iPotrfck," aoid h», "if that minister bare to-day, I do net wish to see bim." "Ym. yar rivareoee." "Make soma kiad of an vxcom and Mod i bim away." j "What shall 1 toll bim if be cornea, yar j "Toll bim I'm not at homo." "Wool t ye bavo me trll a lis to bim, ; , i rivarenco?" ! "No, No, Patrick; but got bim oot . way— give bim aa ovaaieo answer." j "Aa evasive aaawar ia il ? I'll do it, av j jer ri tore nee." Tha matter thoa arrengad, Father Mae , I retired to his library, aod Patrick seat , about bia dntiaa. A boot disk to tbo ( ! oftoraooa, tba worthy priest came oat of ( : hia ream aad toend Patrick to aaaaaally goad apiriu. "WolL Patrick." raid he. "did tbo tola- ( tour sail to-day ? ' -T-. V,...-." "Aad did yoa gat rid of bim V "I did air." "Hid ka arit if I wm to !" "Ho did. oir." I "And what did yoa say ta bim T' !, "Aa • resits aaovrer. Patrick?" J "Aad whMdtd vow coy to html" | ' "Ho and ato wcayo'a ta.a*d/aaWAto> j jMoMe/ii. I It • a Dornlmft" ]j

Stick to lour Trade. a 1 always honor u man wba anoobloa hia ' callior. whotoror it may be. Freoklin ■ j made it nobler ami easier for moo lo bo i f , printer! io ell lim* lo come becaoao ho ' « remaioed a printer. 1 proaomo yoa have ' > all hoard of tba Pdoso Library. Il with 1 ■ j a collection of paint in ,t waa once the prof perty of an old looser, who detirmioed i j that hia friends and neighbors, abonld t ■ know that ha conld he a man of taste, • | acholar. a man of coltoro, Unnet tbnt he . waa. So ba collected bia books, a few at i a timo. aod what it moro lo tbo point, be rood them. And being a tanner he bad natorally a taate to tha line of leather, to j he waited pationt'y ootil ba coold have I them ail ^oaod as he wiebsd. Aod as be grew older ba became very wealthy, aod bad before ho died tbo boat library of aoy . ooo in tbot osctioo of too coostry. When , I go to Boston, whatever also I fail to see, I always go to the Athenaeum, aud I pay my raapecia to thut old library. Men , determine tkoir oWu otatuv, and oo voliog . or in81aeaeo can change them. If you put , a man who ia bat Ave feat high oo a table, i that don't increase hia ttalure ; yon may , send a mao to Albany— tkat won't make hlmwiae; you may tend bim to Wash- j ioglon — that Voa't make him a great man. A mao may be tent to Cuogrett i , and not bo a (age. Ro may oven bo a i I President aod moke tome imauksa This ' , ruio of education, ef eooobling the man. j , hood of men. te applicable as well to the { 1 i clerk! u to the laboring w<n. lmportu- j ' ; oity may S* cars to them a retmaeioa ol I lime, or a aliitht iocreata of vregea, bol j Iks viul oeceaeitiea of thee* youog men, i ) tho volume of being ood tho elevotiuo ol > character are encored in no tuck way ; , they are tbo normal result of education, j , ead follow appointed paths. Io aristocratic sociattos tho loadeocy of society it i to elevate tbo few ood depress tho mattes, bat in this country, end wherever true f democracy hat its way, tha tendency ia lo , elevate the many and repress tbo few. It . may ba troa that tho loot ate more scarce . than in onrly days, bnt it cartainly te Iror . that the thousands are more plenty. There , ore not to many geniuaoa aod great men, , bat there are vastly more troa men, worthy men, intelligent uien than aver before, j . Hera *e are jonlooa of tba few, and prom. ineoco ia cot aa readily granted to tbv ! I ambitions aa where lbs overage of society j ia low. Tbo teodeocieo of our time are j ; far higher and bettor than formerly. The : , | oatsral temptations remain, to be sore, I , but it aeema to me that in industrial and I i professional callings there it a purer, more I ' | generous and higbar ambition than for. { . marly. Virtue ia more honored, ditaipaj tion ia reprobated, aod (.'kriattao charec- . tar ia far more contmoo amuog youog mao | , j than in my boyhood. Twenty yaara agbT, I if on* should apeak In n public assemblage ; , I | it wonld bo takea for g.-ooled that ho woe j . , | o tlorgymao, a lawyer, or at laaat a profaator; bit now it ia na uncommon mat- | | tor to baar men talk intolligontly and ia- , tereatingly on matters af law, of atbica, , , | of variona aahjocla, wbeae hands are yqj | j bard from tha holding of tba plough, I wboto okia ia yet grimed with tho dual of , i the forgo. Labor ia honorable among at, | | idleness diahooorable. Men will ba free i in Entope, as toou aa jbe maatca are to- , . | te 111 gent and moral— not before. Moke ( . i moeh then of maobood ; moko its wriata | j too long lor itomanatlM, its bands too •trong for priaona. Oar ypoag tneu are iboso to whom we mutt look for kelp.— Tbay art atroupr to-day nmoog na then i I over. They are strong for war, tboy are I ; «trong too for good. Tboy may kelp to i ■j cioly io mony ways. Tboy may help by I ac ambiltCD of ictolligooco miliar tbao of < plaaanro. Lot Ibom read, atndy, educate i tbomtolvaa, tbatsby making traa man for I ■ tba tatato, tree man lor thair calling, troa I maa, opoa wboM wit aod niadsm tbo | caoDtry can rely In lima of troabla or am- i barraaamant. Tbay may help by redoam- I ing itair oeonpaliana front vnlgarixing < tandanoiaa. A trade it what a maa aooa | fit to mnka it — oot what othar moo think ■ boat to oali IL Tbay may balp by giving I man powar— act to ooeapn from earuin < callings, bat to annoblo tbam. < o, "®" I A Par feet Antidote for All . Poisons. A piato farmer aaya : It to now ovar ( ; twaatfYgnra aioee I Unread that tweet ( | oil woold core tbo bit# of a rattlesnake, ( cot knowing il wonld cure other kinds of poiaoo. Practice, obMrvotion nod ex- , porionco bovo Uogkt mo that it will core ( poiaoo of any kiad, both ia moo aod banal. I think oo rsrmar should bo wltkont n , bottlo of it is bit hosts. Tbo patient moat ( toko a apoonlal of it Utoreally and bathe f tba woaad for a care. To core a bores it ( requires tight timet ao naacb aa it dooa | for a moa. Hare tot ma say of oaa ef tba t moat extreme com of Mako-bitM in this , aoigbborbood : Elavoa yoora ago thia ( tommar, wbare tba mm bad toaa thirty dan aUadiog, sad tb« pattoat bad bean ! giraa ap ay kit pbytleiaaa. I board ol . it, carried tha ell, aad gave klm ooo ' ! apooafml, "hick xSmuo a care. It will , cure bloat to aallto by aotlof too freely ' I af fresh clover; it will core tbo at iog of ' boot, spider* or other tosaato; aad wil1 ' poraoaa who hare tot poisoned by 1 a law raaatog viae grewiug la tba maa- 1 j dowa ealtod Ivy. J i — WaiMamparedpridstolhrbntM- I laaw — »

Easily Answer od. i ; "8tr," aoid aUoited Etatoa reveuuooa- | teaaor to an individual who dido't aaetn to be worth moro then ooverol milliona of | cnrroocy, "1 desire to know what yoorio j | coma wao for tho year eighteen hundred i and sixty, four ?" "Didn't bute on income, particularly, tbot year. Wato't a doing oincb. " "IVoll, air, you most here dooe totne. i - thiao. How did you live? Remember i you are on oath, ami I mast asseaa yoo I i upon jour receipta according to tow." ! - "Look here, friend. 1 tell ynu agaio 1 i dido't make much io eighteen hoedreil i aod aixty-four. Had pretty bard work, too. Come oigh alarvio' more'o ooce. i Goaaa you woa't teat me touch for thai i yaar." , * I "0, yet, bound lo do it. What breach of agricallare ware you eogaged io— col- i ton I" i "No. air." i "Soger, theo, perkepa ?" i "Dure the mite of sugar did I raise. I friend." , "0, you planted corn, then 7" | i "Nary grain of core." "Ratted potatoes and other rage tn- , | "Well, a hat tha drufjr-qera yon doing I ' "Since yon are ao particular about it, ' i I'd aa lief tall you a* oot. I waa in Leo's I ' army ahootin' Yankee! at twelve ('unfed. I ' i erata dollars a mouth Want lo 'seat me I ' | oo.t" Exit attestor. Ilimte for Farmers. . , A correapoadeot of the Germanloan ; I Ttltgrapk aaya : | ' Il ia not what we maka hot wbat we < save tbul make ua rich. Iu looking aroood among my brother i there might be greater eeoDomy. ia my Io torniag cattle out late ia the fall, I when the poind ia eofl to be trampled 1 upon. i In letting cattle stand io ao unsheltered ! i yard, to cold stormy weather, wban there < . ia room iu the stable for them. i | Io tbrowiog their fodder io the yard to 1 | be trampled onder foot instead of looding j : ! it Iu rack*. - J . j In out having wotor io tba yard for tbo | i j cattle, io place of driving thorn through i | snow aod all kinds of weather to the | I creek, thereby losing more in manure dar- i iog the year thio ike ioterest of wbat it | ' I woold coal to bring the water to the yard. < ! to say nothing of the conreaiaoce. 1 I i lo oot having a house for poultry to j < roott in, aod save tbalr droppings : the | I lvalue ol the latter from one hundred fowls i < ! io ooe yaar, would pay tha coat of the j t j baildiog, oot cooutiug the advantage it j I ' would bo to the fowls. I lo not having a wood-houae to cut in, < In rainy days, and atore op dry wood. ! ' In leaving potato vines, wtedt, Ae., go 1 1 to wane, ioatoad of haaliog them to the ! I pen to be wotked into minora. I | Io ridiog about and leaving the mao- ' < agumaat of ibe work too much to birod | I help. ! , And last, thoogh not least, in aandiog their children to school a day ar two in < each week, aod allowing them lo play and lalter abuot tha real of it. II ((utilities of a W ife, i Tha cerraspoodaot of a foreigo journal j i gives tome wholaaome advice to wouldbe- Benedicts:— "How easy ia il to detect ] i a young lady wbetber aba poasnaai ' i : tboae qualitiM which make a helping tod i daveled wife ! First look lo the mother, < | aod, ia aioe CMes oat of too, yon will bo i I able to tell what tba daughter io like lo he. ia almsal avary thing. If the i out litllo, you may ooacludo that tbo - is food of bar koma and fully oecapiad < tbaro. If yoo find bar bou to claao and orderly, tba dinour woll cooked aud Mrred , psnctnally, aod nothing wanting, and no i rnaning abont, it ia all dot to tba toolbar's | good monsgoment. Y«a will find bor woll L dretood, bnt bocomingly, for a man it at ( willing to lay onl a certain asm for i wife's apparel, aa ha wonld not libs , bar to bo tbo Irast woll dtooaod among har - friends. Yon will find sba kaopa f»w Mrv. , sola, wall knowing that tba mora servants , here are in a plaoa, tba mora eosfoaian aod lass work to dona ; and, If you bad J i coma io an boor earlier, yon might hare , •eon her maks that pudding yoo enjoyed i to much. , She ia MtMmad in tba neighborhood. , but the larror of tba tradsameo, botauA ■ •ba will always bavo tba very baa I tbiuga, ; aod ill aot pay for them twice, aor accept abort waigkt— aba will bare ao ran- , account, aad, for reaaeas of bar own. ^ a very a harp look after the botcher's ( bills Porhapo bor kuobaad will toll yoo ( that tho to aa early rtoar, aad that lbs , oarer alluwu him to bare breakfast by . hlmtolf. Yoo may obtorvo bow clvao and Boat, aad careful aba to ia tvsrythiag, and how aba studio* ber bMbaad'o com for! , t sad wiabM to make him happy aad food < of bit bams. labor manners aad in her i speech tkara to a gsatle dignity wo rarely < moot with, and whoa ah* addroxaoa h-r meaaoat rer van l ar kor aobio«t g uosl, tba ■ gsodoMi of bor heart p— po out aad m k*. | bar Amu ta all. I nay, If jm eaa marry ( tba daagbter af saoh a wo maa. da to by | BP Bliti, aad sob aoytoltoa*." |

A Fighting Parson. | Rov. l»r. Ilnamar. I'reaiiUnt of Ant inch j | College, to'd the following story io a ' ' 1 ] speech at Eyraeoae : "A yooog clergyman I i j who waa aettlad at Yellow Springs when j I the wnr broke out, raised a company. | | mostly in hia own pariah and marched \ • with it to the Said. For breto aod mari- j toriooa conduct be waa raise cl to the com. I tnand of a regiment. At tho add of the " three years he came home with btoSmen. 1 I enlisted and went back, lie was abon t promoted to the rank of a brigadier, anif ' waa bia brigade that broke the roomy's j ■ contra in thai terrible engagement neur ' ' Naabville. thereby aaviog the city. When j' the ceoflict ended the people wouted lo ( •end General McGoonell lo Congreta. but ■ woold not go; tbeo .thay offered to I moko bim J odgs of Probate, bot he would ' oot tako that office. He said : — *1 a aa a 1 minister when I went to tbn war. 1 wur i a mioiater while 1 waa in the war, and I < meao lo be a mioistor while 1 lite.' He I baa resumed bis work at Yollow Springs. 1 | and every Sunday 1 ait with edification, < | under his direct aod earnest preaching." 1 A Fish" Story.' About Ibe atrangeat thing we ever heard , | of occurred here on Friday, Nov. 2. bit. j ackoelburtx, a Well-known German clli- j I xea, who lives in a small frame honso neat j ' | tho depot, went fishing to Ike ligbtboo-v ' ] I dock With a couple or friends. 'I heir luck I did oot asam lo be eery good, •• bol ote j I block boss and o few perch were all thai j ' j had been captured, and Disinterest in the 1 j sport naturally began lo fi«j. While j ' ! Mr. Echo* Iborix ... . xanttntng hi. -,.c., i ] a eery tioe gold one, to whtrb a black | ' ; ribbon and teal wore altacbed. hia lia< j ' den haaey jerk ibai nearly took iho fiab- | pole from hit hood, to startled him thai ' io trying to graap it with too other hand, to bit excitement ho somehow Ivryjo oi ' hit wotcb, which alrock hit koeo ooo ' bounded off into tho wator, bio line (tboogh • eery strong one), patted at ibe ' same instaot with a sudors snap, lie- ' ! grels, though naturally indulged id lo ' I coaliooed fitbtog for a couple of hour. [ ■ alter the accideol. and theo rowed home, i - j wards with a light atriog of fi!h. Mr. j | Echooihurt'x ill-luck bating followed bun t •0 porsistontly that bejiaii actually caught I > I nothing. NVheu nearly back to the atari- i j tog point, they were ovciukon by * fish ; boat, aud beiog ashamed ol exhibit- I « tog their "catch" lo their frtenda, a> ' uolucky fiahermeo always ore, they con- | I j eluded to buy a rear tiob lo add to those j j caught, agreetog not to tall ulos j , | taiood — Mr. Ecboi-lbuilx putchuaiug an tight pound black bast nod three amall I | ODOt. Aa ba waa carrying tho fiab botut ! | thought bo tow aomolbiog sticking in ! | its gill*, which ou cloaor ioapesiion proved j j be ■ fiab hook that vary moch rvaoui- ! ■ ! bled the ooe be bad lost io tbo oftoroooc, j j and it waa witb a kiod of savage joy that j I ! anticipated tbo pleasure of outing tho j prims cause of hit ill-luck ; but atreogeat j 1 of all, opoo calling lbs fiab open ho found j bia watch which bad not avoc stopped ! | ticking.— Erit (Po.) Diipaick. Full crops aud High Friers. | liy tha returns of Iba crops from all j i part* el tba country il appear* thai abus- ■ dahCe pravoila every where. FruvIapVot oi 1 j every doocriptioo wore uovor eo plenli'ul, 1 j aod io view of tbia fact il may ba asked 1 : wby retail pricao of all lbs arftclas io daily [ consumption io the hoaaoholda of both j rich aod poor abonld ba to high. Il. tw, •, | 1 tba avarica of tbo apocolotora sod ihu no. : wtlliogooat of Ibo retail doalors to reliu , ' qjisb tha axorbitaal profits which thry j have boon realising oinco Iho war bog m. tho poblic ore compelled lo poy prices for tbo oocoaaariea of life which are itlilo bob : W lib Iho exqoplioa of cotloo every production of tbu country bu boun moot bouulifolly developed, lotbojloma or meal, poultry, butter tod rbooso *• have tbr anomaly or a glutted murkul and high . pric'oa. It it trdo that tbero ia a Comnarativa diminution in tho cborgoa or botchers oud grocery dsslora of Iota ; bot oo om will deny that tha prices demanded ore •till entirely shore what they ought l>. I.e. cooaidoriog the imutooso anpply on bai»i. ' . fhora moil bo a cbacgo in thio tla<v oi thingo before mooj dots, and no ooo will regret to MO tho tpoculetore Mverely bit- i In Ibo dry gnod« bunns-s thne i- I considotable atngnasioo, largo stock# or hand sad Iks failure of a market io the ■ Sooth to briag dowo Ibo prices, ood they i accordingly abated. Tbo tamo eon- < union of things moat mod operate iu like manoor with the provision markolt. "1 b. prioet Oew domoadvd ore oboit nan-tklro more than a foir value fur the staple orliclos of eooanmptiuo. Coasamors, tb*r- . , for* hove a right lo expect speedy relief. -.V Y. Ifrratd, , — Aa aid bachelor, beiog laogbed el by ' a party of pretty girie, told them. "Yoo { are are small potelora," "Wo may be small pototoM," cried oao of tbom, "bat are awoet mm." — Artoiaaa Ward boosts thai bis fomil.. , ia dMcoodod from Iho Panlaaa. who ucbly , Bed from a land of freedom, where the* could aot only eajoj their oaa iwbgioa. , pretaol artrybody atoq bam eojc la' | r

A Paper in the FixmUy. j Wo ouver saw a newspaper that waa bot j worth great!) more than its coat ia a famI tly. Ii ia to * great extaot tret of erary | of reading matter, book or oowapa- ; but mora especially of thy latter, (or I 't Covers a much greater rarioly of subaud ia cocsaoarily more condensed. It a wsll-koowa faet that tbaro la aw ruyal road lo learning. The ptoia full bf kuowledge whose activity aoodo light oror our daily potbway bos boon acquired by [ hard aod coualant study. Kerry book or j which tba owroful or caraloM rood, r picks up, is filled with ibo results | of laborious iurasligstlon. Taka tha iingla issue of a weekly paper, and tM to lla editorials, ita financial articles, its rev law* mere drudgery of dally facta, its qaiba and squibt, its philosophy aod fua, how orach care aod labor moat bars beeo bo•lo wed lo luraiafa it with toe regularity of oaa 'a moal. It it furnished to ertry asaa a fraction of what hit iea or say cue of the simple luxuries of hia boaaobald cutis him, nod yet it ,ia leooiiog into iboughis wbioh are cooauutly infiuoaciag hit sellout, aid forming tba opiaioM of 0,t children- lo govern their after lives.— lot" tbo columao of tbo oewapapors coma j ibe malar* opinion* ol tbo groaloit ihiahj era aod ataleaiueo of tba old world aad j 'he fcow, and at a coat compared with tbn j value ot atormalion acquired utterly to- ; -iguificaat in amount. No mac, oo hoad j of a lauiily orpecially, wLo would properly j '| -mill) hi* children to pass respectably. , prufiuniy aqd with taltafaction lo them- ; .elves toruugh iho worid, should over | Jeuy them the oJv.olagwa of • dudy or at | """l " ••"kly Otitis and Ends. I — Tbo Lancaster I.ittrarg Gautlr to oditoit by a lady of a bowitcniug Urn, who says, she would at soon nsatlo Bor eoao in a ret 'a neat of Ewioglotcsre, ao allow a maa with whiskers to ttaa bor." —Two geatlomso, rirala, called tho •sua ov.oing ou tbo object ol tboir affoc■ii last, and wbo bud ao umbrella to hia '■aod, "If 1 corns born sgaiu aod fiad yoa | asm I'll run tbia uuibrello through yoa I —A Dutchman wm ralatiag bia marrsloua escape fiom drowning, whoa thirteen of bia coturedea were lost . y tboupMlUag of a boot, aod bo alone wao land. ■ "And bow did yoa recaps tboir fato?" oaked ooo of hit boarora. : "1 lid oot go ia to post," area tbo i Dulcbtuaa'a placid aaowor. —A aogto haviag booo brought before | liragiatrate, and convicted of ptlbriag, ■ tbo magistrate began to romoaatrato : "Do yoo koow how to rood?" "Yoa, maaaa, liltlo." : "Well, don't yoo our moko um of tba ! I "Yea, mores, .trap tba rexor oo bim, j —Epitaph oo a Mr. Jouos, a eelobreUd "Hero lioa the boooo j Of William Juoos, j Who, when alive cblloctod bouoa, , But death, that booy grizzly spectre, j ■ That moil amaxiug bane collector. Has booed poor Joooa to aoug aod tidy, I That bore bo hot ia iona /dr." Skttlkiikv a Jokc.— A fire-ootiog Iritbmoo challenged • barrister, wbo gretiflod ~ by au acceptaotv. I be dualliat boing rvry lame, requested ha might bare a prop. "tSuppoao," -aid ho, *'l leaosgoioot i Lit inilo atuue ?" "With ploaaoro," i»- | piled tho lowyoiy "oo coodilloo that I 1 .nay lean agatoat tha next." Thit Jake settled tbo quarrel. —Tbo following io iho "onb" of a yarn which ia told shoot a big, wbiikoy-gas-zliog follow, wbo cams bumo druok ens aigkt, ai d tat dowo by toe fire lo warm ma feet, which were regular "worm killers," toys the legend: After doaiag sumo time, bo awoke chdly ; tho ombota wore votirely kid from view, aod seeing bit foot, mistook thorn for bia litllo boy, "boo, with s mojoauc side wave of ton hand, Lo said: "Btaad aaidomy liltloaoa, aud lot yoar poor father warm himself." —A I'eou-ylrania Iriahmaa nndortook to go booliog too nihor day. aod ia roachiog for bis powder flask ho dropped il iato ' . tub of water. Ho poured the powdsr loto a frying pan sad dried II over lb* fitsI'hw reoolv cad easily bo gooamid at. /lr. (J'Rourko waa blown ib to tho yard, with hi. bead to ttoged Ibat bw looked like a piisa Cgblor, though, luckily, bo r.-eairad uo oortuBO injury. Hh btS K 1 ood eyebtowa ware i.ksu off aa rloarly aa if by — At Aaliatom our hoyi (17tb Nam York) supportad Griffin's bailor). Tba ebela a ivaocrd in a solid mare. Om of our h. ya, a sporimg character frwm ElmL ra. cli.i.b.-d a high rock, she re ho -oalJ new :ho whole ocraa. Ho occopiMl h o plura oumiadfol of tbo tralleta ahixxiug I kobrMBroaod him. The rebels cob.* n ouiil ma som thair facet, aad IbeB tb* bAl'iory poared the caatolor into lata. — Taw advancing colamo msi literally tare to pbe-o hi the fro. Oor friwad ob tba •ock grew frantic aad bia to-monttmiona of delight, and a. nae af too Ua lary awa. a a-nt a rchrepnel a blob mowad doais a I. bg lino a! JobnwMO. bo smwag at- Mp, • houtirg en Ibo lyiag rebels owrid torn "V"