Cap Pa® ®f|W Hare.

VOL. XIL

CAPE TST.AM). CAPE MAY COUNTY, NEW JERSEY, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1886. A ' !

NO. 600. M

Ufa £ ut"» €»mt. LOTE. Them tare. wbe mr to# tor.f. heart Uliflr* ICveC or.'. 1 O, aeete *y Ur»% o»a warn art ■iNHl(IW>UV|MI ' No I— heart# th#t lor. hats LevetaeUlT taltalreathar; mnnuiuimf." taat That »ada a P'rt of either. Ea»*Mla« tatheeeU kvKht hMt tMb teeka tlsalf to evary 6"' Tknifc halbaa I*' " — I !l 1# thet. varf uataa . .« Tha a. Rare* Mrta "> I*®™. AW Mates! tWMMkew fr».t hia haart WMtokMlunMUknt. • Tk. levlag «!»• baa* aa JLI llll|l|U«ll Till I — Wwkl. "Ml ikaAcwt «••>■ Ua* »»*— Sea. lvek.Ua J«M, #■« »7 U. b(h< Mill tk. for* of 1st*, as be arhe. wt»h u u—r* dmam. Bead# e'er eo*eweva »t «v«o. Tot Seep WtUla tk# auallftrt «">» >Hto MkHlf ni heavaa■■'"W * I# Monk or #1' tblr.g« r.rr, Tk# HIM to»#'i ikt.. Htm** I# Sfenrwhei#. |H.k»M toltUki tkotUll. Of "heart. ky tor# u<> o..," ■a P«#l>»>l Wit fae(hlr> Swell# Mtoih— Hoc.ofkUowa. to IMt'inlu of mow tboufkl. aid power# That '*M I#.#'# .in, elear weather, TijMir IsatJIhs olleibta* Bowrre, Aad, turn In#, (raw to(,lh.r. tok Setlon. Mink lova-a tetter part. TMb up It# knlf of bltw ; Tk# wullrhlWia tk# Mtfkbor k*nrt When there la thirst ta Ul# ; Them dad eta I#t» to# p. -to. levari Ob (HM N Iran* to tortnn i M.kaa baas* « aMthert kow.r«, tat batapaU heme to hive. Lot#'. Ufa U to It# «w« raptlM- I To #Mk tow boot It beat., lallMkuk Ik. #mU*, U|h. bitk tl# ifch., AdTMyeyUreh repeat#. TkaB. #*• #b# Io.Ibc haart .till throw. TBB toll., flare's ran. • Mow MM two lorlm» hearts reapoar, ■ kit— l.l»»— #1, « IMTMI I WAIB IK LONDON. , I Fro* tk# laokea Piu.k.1 Ms. Pcsca, Mr Dean Bin : Too didn't , pit iaetraclir nrlitla feuo my pen lm W*.M tcwilt tf my twT.lt •iitom bet to wadevweat tt drsffis shock. I got , caagbt to • brief shies tt wo, mod 11 V- . uitj spaol m». 1 wu walkli io Rsgaot , Btrwat >M day lut wmk, tojoyin yoai , rich hdaak fag aad bTMtagraiaa, what all •l mm tli# ni bkki out aod acteoall) ehaa * It* nearly htfT it boar-ilipdy. 1 anted promptly. 1 callad a Cab and laid tkk drfvar to raa hi. hota it ^Mthfcl rat# •f ipm il to my ladgits, bat it wmb i of ao aval*. 1 lyad arfel eralapt. my appa II to todk B.,ud b; pa Mb waat daw a U lO ItptM balow i#ro. Bal by anrafnl a auto 1 shall go doat reeovar apa«dj, ii Ik# ymaal aparkia aad axilsratia wtatk.i {▲^•Mkia Ibrwfoia la uroaaaaa.] lt-kaafe'c-W took, fast 1 aatar tot ayat oa yaaralpaUaal Bnlito Xao«a«M.Utl lb. •I bar toy. l'ra aaat a float »kny p#opl. tkora, a# aklto pit «#aito:Taw#r of Laadaa, bawavar. H bappaa#d lhaaly: Wkaa aaa •/ aiy .ic#ll#ot eaaatrymtl jut krrl.nl to Laadoa aroald eoaia n.d aw# to# tod 'dlaplay a lafliaallok to cliHg to M tow loaf lk y, tbaa thowia a raapwct , lartoa Btock J . law! I da Ml daaartw, 1 to airaariwat . .toil to U. MootoH tod. TWto. •n.liaowto.wMldMktpykim n toy at kaaai, awd tow Toawr awoibar— Thaa I'»a dwrloto eoaaid.r.bl. pwwca aaJ ewtotort »toto towaa a#Ma adiSaawa, aad 1 boy* lhay toH toa« aoaltoaar to graaa yawr ■aObpptlla. Tk.ri . my (r#a Cwl. i Larbtoa, frtoi Wtocaaala, «k#. I MfMl ' mi Jtotk to talk «i* at. tooatn' I wtf ) Mtototow T»«ar toar day. ho. aad ba tk aaoy toaak, aad'ba ritoa at# thai ba aak'l *«**>* -a-Bktotohrdlm.io hh« *a llaato % IpUUaatotul , -kick ao.U. JtMMf parbap. ba daalad vtotoar aar Io. 1 M MM* ymbtep . bat I h* '(if J- •« - to an aa) to. apirit wf •(••to* A mbM totoa MaaaaauI at a

lika yoa." Tbaa Ihrewio cooaldarabl# paiho# into ay isiea, 1 aaid, "Yoa bar# a aolbart" Ha aald, "Yon lla'.i' I got doap aad tallad aaotkrr cab, bal aaid oalbio to Ibla drirar about bla paranta. Tba British Mooaanm ia a m.gnif'c.al frao abow for Ibo paopla. It is kapt opao for tka baaaGt of all. Tka bombla coatymoagar ako traiaraa. thd baiy atraala aitb a fart eonlainla alB kiada of *agalabUi. aoob u carrata, tar asps, Sc., aad draao by a apirilad jaokaaa— ka caa go to tba Moeaaain aad raap baa.Gts tbarafrea aa wall aa tba lord of higbdigraa. "Aad thia," I aald, "it tba British Moossan. Thau aabla wall.," I contiaaard, paacbiag tbara wita my umbrollar to aaa if tba maaoary aaa all right— hot I aaao't alloaad ta fiaoUk aathoaii- . aatie .atnarki, far a aaa aitb a gold band aa hia kat aaid, la a barab »oiea, that 1 aaat atop pokia Iba aalla. I told him 1 would do aa by all moana. "Yaa au," I Mid, labia bold of tba Usui which aatwd -from tha tn.o'a bwlt, aad draaia him clou to ma ia a coafidaalial way, "Yoa u», I'm loakiog ronod this Moau. am. aad if 1 Ilka It I .ball boy it." Ipatid sf l.tBn baartily at tbau ramarki, which aaa mada io a goakia spirit, tb» mat froaad darkly aad aalkad away. I Brat .iaitad tka italTad aoimala, ol which th. gorillara iatarattod na awl. Tha. a aimpia mind.d maaatara Ilia Io Af'iky, aad ara bolirr.d to ba bomlo ba' Ua to a alight axlaat, altbo' tbry ara Dot allfaad to iota, la Ikia dapartmaal b oca or two sapsrior giraffaa. 1 aa»or would. d 1 waroablrd, bat 1'to •"mtlimai wiabad I wu o giraffa, oo acconal of tba toag diaiaoca from bis mouth to his stommuck. Haoer, if ha loiad bur, oas mag fal would giia blm aa mock sajeymaai wbila golo down aa farly magfala woald ordinary paraoaa. And ha waaldd't gat iotoiicalad, which it a beastly way ol ama.io oossslf, I maat »ay. 1 lika • li tl la bser bow aad tbaa, sod whaa tbr tratotallsra inform al, u tbay fraakaatlj do, ibat H la ill# staff, aad that araa lb. swioa .brisk from it, 1 lay it oaly abow. that tba awiaa la a au ako doa'l kooa • kat'. good ; bal to posr gie and brandy down one", throat aa fra.ly a* though it ware froab milk, is to* most idiotic way of goiu to tba daiil that I know of. 1 aojoy.d myulf »srj mack lookia al tba Kgyptiao mummys, tba Oraak aawaaa, Al., bat it occord to ma tbara wu raytkai toe many' "Roman antiquity! of a anctrtoin data. Now 1 lika tba Ijrttub Moo. •aim, aa I aaid aforo, btft wkaa 1 ua a let of arlb*a jnga aad pots alack ap oo abaiaa, aad all "of a aooartola data," I'm al a lou to 'sackly datermia wk#tb#r tbay ara a theu.aad yaara old or was bought rocaot. I can cry Ilka a child our a jag oa# thousand yaara af aga, aapeetolly if it ia a Boman jog ; bat a jag of a uncertain data doaaa't otarwkelm ma aitb amotioaa.— Jag. aad pots of a aoeartala aga ia doatIpsa wallyabla property, bat, lika tba d#baatnrnn of th# I.oo«l#o, Ckatkam, aad Doiar Railway, a man dooaa't waat too maajr of lh«m. 1 wU debar rod oat of tbo graat roadin. room. A man told m# 1 mo.t apply by J latur far admission, and that 1 aaat gat ■noabwdj to testify that I wu raapacta. bla. I'm a little fr.id I tkaat gat In tbara. Buia a eldar!t gaatlaaaa, with a baasTarlaat-lohkin faea Bear by, I isatard ba aak bia if ka would oartify thai I wa. uip#ctabla. Ba eartaialy woald aot, bat ka Mould pat ata ia akarga of a policeman if that would do ma nay rood. A tkengkt dtrbek ma. "I rafbr yon to Mr. Pwnck," I aaid. ! "Wall." aaii a man who had llit.n.d to my applieat Ion, "yoa tore does it sow 1 Yoa stood oo ma ebaneo before." 1 will gat Ibla iafaaraa wiatak'a aaa# bofora yoa go to praaa, ao yea can daooaaea him io tba p reseat anmbar of yoar axccllaat Joaraal. : The etatata of Appolla ia a prallj slick . atatata. A yaa eg y.ota.n aacmcd deeply * iapraast with II. Ho wlawd h with tilapt adalraUeo. At boas, ia tba b#antifnl rami Slatricka wbara tba daisy swutly bloom, be would ha twoaria ia a borribl# mUtor Sthfi heNocki, aad wWblpg <am •rar Ua baud with u hayfork ; l>ot bora. ' la ibd prauaeoof Art, tola a ekaagod k -i; ■ Ha ;ue> ■• •• J 1 told tba attaadaat tint If tba British ; auioa would .toad lbs #spues of a aarbl# ' Mt V I "MU willingly .it to aa«b tabatwd fratphi. "I fart," I uld, I "that Uia ia a doot y I dw. (a putarity. ' ' ' Ha aald it wu hily prab'l, bat ka wu iar ' eli aad ta think that tka British a. lion wwulda't ear. to anrtsk Uo Mooeacm wttk • kMt af au, allha' to rwatorad to Ulok that IT I paid Mr aa# myulf H woaU b. aaaaplad ehaaiMty by Madam Tuaaad, •to Mid gtoarta pram aao t puitlaa ia r — cW-hm.™ . -mm*-. f wu vary potito, aad I ttoakt him kiadiy. A fur a iritis tba Babaatoaaat soom aad partakia afMU phiatoa "af a bum rtaia aga," too tto Rauaa aatiqoitya I tow jgjJW", 1 Ptopa^U taava _ j a— *d muMa^ tot 1 did sat tol cuOad oa a' 1

» » fuck I raytbor approva of tbo lattor pro- i • ooadia, for it earrlad raa back to tbo eaaay apriog-timo of my life I'm io tba shear I and yellar loaf aow ; bat I deal forgil lbs ' lima whaa to sqaees# ay Bst.y't bead uat a thrill through mo lika follla off tba 1 roof of a two-story bonis ; aad I never 1 vquoi'fl that gentle kaod witboal waatin tomato Soma mora, aad faalia that it did 1 itd* good. y Trooly yoara, AKICWDS WARD. A Moment of norror. ' For twaaty-thraa years, old Jake WU- ' lard ku collivatod Iba toil of Baldwin coaoty, and draws tbarafram aopport for ' Mlf aad wif#. Ua ia cbildleu. Not laag ■iocs, Jaka left tbo boou io search of a cow. Ilia svarek wu through aa old woro oat patch of clay laid, of aboot six acre, j io extant, ia tka centra of which wu a | wall IwsBly-fivs or thirty feet dnnp, that at #oma time, probably, had famished lbs inmates af a dilapidated house star by with water. In puatag by tka spot, an ' ill wiad drifted Jaka'a "tils" from kit 1 bead, and maliciously wafted it to the edge of the wbll, and ia it tamblad. Now tba old gaatlamao had always 'practiced lbs virtoa of aeooamy, mod ha ' immediately Ml abaet recovering tba loet ' hat. Ha rao to tha wall, aad Sadiag il waa dry at tba bottom, ba aacoiled tba 1 ropa which ha bad breagbt for capturing tba traaat caw, aad after several attempts [ to catch «ba hat with a boom, ba eatfeluded to eava lima by gattlog down ialo 1 tba well himeelf. To aceompliih tbie, be made fut the end of tba ropa to a .tump hard by, aad wu soon oo tba way dowa ' Iba wall. It wu a feet, of which Jake wu ao leu oblivioms than tha reader hereof, that Nad Walla wu ia tba daUpidaled old beildiag aforesaid, aad that ao old blind bona, with a ball oa hia neck, wbo ' bad been turaed oot to die, wu latily grsziag wjthio a short distasea of tba wall. Tba davll himself, or tome other aiakad spirit, pat il ioto Nad's rraaiam to have aome fun ; ee ha quietly slipped op to tba berae, aad nobsekliag tha strap, approached with a alow aad steady "Uag-a-Hag" la tba edge qf tka wall. ' "f\ "I)*og the old blind bora* !" aaid the mat at tba bottom of tha wall. "He's coming this way anra, aad ain't get aay mora mom than ta fall la bare. Whoa, BJlll" _ l ' Bat tha oaalioaad approach of the"tiig-a-liag" uid jaet u plainly u words. Bill wnnlda't whoa, Raiidaa Jaka wu at Iba bottom, ratling before Iryiag to ibla Itap tba ropa. "Greet Jerusalem !" aaid ba, "tba aid csaa will to a top of ma bafera I can lay Jpek Robin.on. Wboa.dangit. Whaa." Jul^bea Nad draw ap to the adga of tha wall, aad with hia foot iclckad a lltlla dirt lata il. "Ob, Lord!" exclaimed Jak#. telling oa bit kaees at tba bottom. "I'm geoe aow— wkaa! Now I ley me down to Heap — w-b^al I pray tba Lord my aoSl to— whoa, aow, Oh, Lord have mercy bpoo a.a Nad eosld hold la ao longer, aad feariog Jake mlgbl uffsr from tba fright, ha mvaaled bimirif. Probably Ned didn't make Iraoka from the well. May ba Jaka want ap to tba top of It la abort order, ' aad you may think ba dida't try aiary »igbt for two week* to gel » shot with bit ' rifle at Ned. May ba oot; I don't know. 1 Bet I do know that if Jake Bade who MDt 1 you thia, it will bo tka lut sqaib yoo'll »**• ; lemtttaiai About Pianos. H aboold be nmembarad that tha piaso. forte is snsoeptibls of tba ebsaga of tarnI paratura, and when taoad ia one tampera- . lata wilt to oat of taaa ia another. Good I and wall mada piaao-fortoa will stand in taaa, if tbay an taaad ia proper periodi- ' Many paopla, u they with to avoid axpqaau, will let tbair in.trnwvat. remain long oat of taaa, which is a graat detriment to them, u tbay era leu likely to stead wall ^ after ba#io« been ao left. Wa wOt offer a few blata ia reference to the matter ; e piaaoJorte oaght justly to to taaad oaee e you, at leul. First, wkaa yoa eommtaeo with a Ira ia tba , room; ucond, when a fire wu diieoatiosed. By following thli ponru yon have | Ute but go sr. a tee that tba laatrnmaal will rsmera ta taaa fox the loogul period 1 of rtme. , Agaio. tba iutramaat' abeald not bo } .offered to remain balow eoeeart pitch ; ir it ia for yaara lined below, it will Dour after alaad ap to tba pitch wllhoot a great . dwel of labor, if iodatoil ever elands el all. ( Maay otherwiea beautlfal iaalraaaeaW ( tra nearly or qalta rained for weal af el- ( taetiaa to tbau aimpia facts. Yelitwjll , aw* aeaeet Mr a piafauiiaai taaar to racomaiad tbau tkimga ; K to dwaa, the poo- ; pie will aaaped bin imoedleteiy of nlfi.b , owttau ted any Uat ka i. planning for his own ad railage. Owner, of piaee- | fortu who ara aot acquainted with the , aetora af tto iaetrmatoat. oagbl to bear , toeia to oiad, wboa by a yoariy oatlay of a trifiiag raa tbay may saw to , ttoouivu ialattalr mora the. tbay axpond, by tto preurvelion of tbair ieetrai ***' * , — Hvvt ibte '— A Waatua oiiur tto. 1 ; la top ft ami Me deawbtav eiui A m- """" "*

. ! A Sad Story. f The Park correepoodeat of tbo Pblla- 1 r dalpbia Snaday DUpcIck announce, tk. e . death la tUt city of the venerable and ns. a J happy Moieieor M , wbo.a .ad history f , ba tbaa briefly recitu : I , He wu at one time tba bead of a large t q iodaltrial aatabliahmant. Hit raclitode I j wu sf tbk uvara Roman type, aad yat, k u lometime. occnrv, hit .on wu immoral 1 and eaprincipled ia tha axlrame. At tba c lima I am speaking of, bit wife sod dasgh- p tar wars dead, and lbs nswortby eon. a than eighteen yaara af aga, alone remained d to inherit bit father', imm.au wealth. — a r As I bava aaid, Monsieur M , wu ao- a vara io tha axtrame, aad ia order to pnt > an aad to bis .ao'. diuipation, rafuaad to p D graat bim mora tbaa tha mo.t meagre l: , support. t Ono hgsslniag M raulvsd at bis • t boou a friend to whom ka paid a large r „ som. Bia eoa wu preual and tba thru * dined togatbar, Al tea o clock tka visit- u „ or ratirad, aad. altkoagh la kad to Ira- b , varu tba wood of Boaiogio to reach bia ' e own boou, atertsd aloes oa foot. Ha ■ confided el.o in bia pilldl, which ha al- ( , ways carried el eight. In toe moat aoli- fl # tery pert of bia road bia stops ware er- 0 , raatad by e mas with bleckaaad face, wbo t presented e pistol at bil heed, end da- * p mandad in tba aU-fulaoaad way the 6 g money or life Of tbo victim. Tho lattor 1 , at first resolved to pert with neither with- ■ - oat a Btvuggle, Bat a gi.am of raeogoi. ■ 0 lion uddanly fiuhed apoa bim. Hia ret- 1 , olatioa wu qaiokly mads. Without a * p ward ba gavo tba robber bii money, and b , after tba lattor disappearad in tto woods, 1 a partaad his way. f The next morning at unriu, ba rs- J j toroad to tha hones of Monsiau M— — , * j and raietad to bim tba avaot of the pro- c q seding eight. ' j "Tha aoiea of tba robbar, bit figure * I. aad meaner lolwitoatendmg bia diagaiu, 1 j make ma anra that it wu year aoa 1" 1 , "My aoa!" replied tha father with a c , .ickaaiag paag. "Bad u bo ia, he inrely ' . ku oot fallen ao low. Bot eome; wa will 1 • satisfy oamlras beyond doubt.'' And I accompanied by bis visitor, be ufllj aa- ' , tared tha chamber of bis child. Tha fa- e , tbar with trambliog bud drew tha earlaio 1 j. aad permitted toe son to fall opao the " .leaping face. Hia boy'a clotbea were j muddy and ton ; a towel lay apon tbo ' Boor, ateioed with tba black that tha 1 | gailtyr youth bad wuhad from bia rings ; 1 t while balf eonMated bva.ath tha pUlow, fl waa auo tha stolen puna. Bailing the * piatol that retted upon tba table, the * j wretched father, before bia friaad coold c r divins bis parpou, dischtrgtd tba eon- k . tenia el tba bead of bit bey. 4 f Mon.ianr M dalivarad him.elf im- 1 , mediately ioto tba band, of jnilica, mod 1 wu oa trial coadamnad to treoaporUtioo ' j far Ufa. After urviog tan yanrt of bit b , unUnca ba wu pardooad and ratarnad " p to Puia, where aolil bit death ba lived » . to complete iaolatioa from th. world. l 3 A nil ib illation. J It in ueartainad, and In capebl. of the | - claaroat proofs, that tha aimpia elemaala > of which ell sabelaaca is csmpo.ad, can. f ' net, by aay eeaoaavebla maana, be dea- f 1 troyed. Tbay may indeed ba aw changed j . u to present not the laul ruemblanea to f f tbair preiiau forme ; they may be so mia- ( ■ cannot ba traced ; tbay may ba diaipelad J * into ieriilble yapor, and be apparently ( 1 annihilated ; bnt wa laern from lbs aciaDca ( of ehemiiliy that, in ovary shape, toe seme , tlamonu remain innxUngiiababla and an- ( k altered. Tha pbsnomaoa or solntitoi af- { . ford urns of tba moat ebvisaa illaatralion. J af eompleta change prodacad In bediv. i j withoot .caaiiog their aaaibilatlon. If a ( q piano of silver be immersed In dilated nlire, in n abort time the allver will to en- | . t Italy dissolved. IU dardntee, tto lutre, , . ite taaaeity, ite^ specific gravity, all the , 0 ebarecteriatlcs which diatingalak it u me. 1 til. are g»oe. Its ttrj form hu raaUhad ai3 the hard, .pleadld, poadaroM opaqaa , matal, which, a few miinto* before, waa j immsraed In tto mlxtere, la apparently ' i_ aanlbUated, ThaJIqald, bawavar, re- , maloi u limped j* befarv ; Tl prasenu no , dlffaraaes la anpenraaoe to iodltata a a change. What, (then, hu become of the 1 I solid pieee of sJlvA^bat wuptaeed In tha 1 i liqaid ? Wart wa sMeiada that it la as- 1 nfbilated T Pol seme piaeee of copper 1 « into tto eotntloo, and tto nilrar will re- 1 if appear, and fall to tto bottom of tto ir glass la small brilliant patalHn eryrtala. 1 it Thoagk aetntlon to Ma or tie .fmpleet I. preoeaus of Mtvra, tto Hatted Teonltton 1 , ofmawfi set permit kimtneemprehead 1 u the mode in. wklak it operatae. There fa 1 II not ewa pbsaomsaso af oalore that tto 1 .. mind af au can r*Hy eamprabsad, aad 1 after parstrfag tto laqairy u far u tto ' h maata! capacity wBl admit, ha in aMIgad • „ to sanfaaa that there ia aa eparaUwg ' f. power begawd tto raaeh ef hin aompro- 1 • *"**' . 1 ' —Did yoa au 1>U Rtlly, the wild lrbb- ' L maa from Resdoat, atul tba pig!' " 'Wall, ast exactly, jar honor, tot I t t- mot him tto day Widow Flaherty lost bar j *■ graatar, aad aad, nasi, Hillo, Pat!' , >. 'HiUo! am to. , At, bal' tag 1. -s^a. jMBBP I I ^^-e^a' avyy. ; ,

Talking Against Time. I Una of tba moat remarkable feat, of •adnraace io a speaker which we ever remember to have beard af. cornea to n. from Victoria, Vancouver l.land, eaya the Examiner. In tha legislative uaambly at that place, we are told tbat Mr. Leonard MeClare .poke fer nveoteen withoet piuing or titling down.— I bote who are anacquaiotad with the circniaataocu, this faat oiigbl not appear proper to be placed in the same category with the exertions of tbo.a ambitions pa who, for wagers, walk a tboo- J uad mile, io a tbouaod boara. It may j tuily ba sappoaad that Mr. McClnra'. .peach coald Sot beta been a*. muter) piaes of oratory, aar ia it likely th.l hi. lodacemeot wu greater than tbat which i moved Edmaad Burke, wbea at tha trial af F.dmnnd Uutinga, after pooring out fourteen hours atvrranlof impassioned alsqnance, tba majestic mind collapsed under tba force of a physical fatigue, and ! fall faioting in Iba araia of Sharidaa. > wa koow no instance of itobboro tee- ) aoity equal to this or Mr. McClare'a. and ) tha canto wu one which •h«o§ make him ( io tba aaaala of tbe British eel- , A year ago a large quantity of land io I and about Victoria wu aaized by tba government for arrears of taxes, mod waa it bald oo lbs understanding, expressed 1 and published, that owaara could have j and repoa.e.a tbair lata, by paying tba I das witbio a twelvemonth aftertbeir < seisare. Bot it became knowo a few day. | before tba expiration of tba alloled lira that a plan wu eo foot, hatched by the | gOT.ram.nl mod backed by a veoal majority ia tba Hoose of Assembly, to pu. ( a bill authorizing tba Executive to repn- - diets its contract, with tba land owners, rafnaiog to accept payment of arrears, and Mixing npon and retaining perraaaantiy tba disputed lota. Two man In tba bou.e oppaud tba mauura. Tbair name, ware Atnoa da Comoa and Leonard McOlnre. Tbey knew they kad nothing j to bopa from tba goreromsot, and tbay prepared thamielvss accordingly. Tha liouu made op its mind, with theaa two | eicaptions, to rash through tbe obnoxious 1 bill on tha day'bdfore tba twelve mootba expired. There wu bnt oas way to preveot thia sod it wu adopted resolutely. Oo tba being opened, Mr. McClnra rasa bia fut, lima being aoeo, and kapt Iba floor until 5 o'clock aoxt morning. For uvsoteao hours ba ceatiooad to apaak while every effort wu made by tbe purchased msjerity to pot him down and lira out. With a maicileaa unanimity they rotated te allow bim to lean against j tbe table, to pat bia foot opoo a chair for j a moment, to relieve himeelf from tba irkaaraeoaaa of hit position by reilibf kit apoa anything, or ta speak, in abort. I io aoy other tkao a rigidly artcf aad onsupported altitode. During tbe whole of tka time tbay relieved each other at ielervals, -going eat aid procuring such refreshments u tbey needed, and alwaya leaving a qaorom io lbs Hooie. When McClnra unk axbautsd ia hi. uat, u tba ligt of another morning wa. stealing into tba windswa of the Assembly llou.a, Da Uomoe aroaf. aod for the re. maiaisg seven konra of tka twenty-foor ba talked against tims. On rising, amid tbe groans aad bissei of the di.gnitsd major, ity, ba exclaimed with more fdrce than refinement, lbal.il wu ostitis for boo orable members to evince tbair malice ia that maana r, for ha bad got up with tba datirmiaotioo to talk, ifaaoauary, "at. til the angel Gabriel sonaded tbe lut tramp." Hia pewara of andnraaca were not eo aevarely taxed, bnt Ibe snd wu acbisvad, aod wbaa tba clock atrack twslvt, tba woro aod wooriad champion, of bona.t; roaod with pardonable exaltation upon tbo blank facet of o bought aod Assembly. A Chri.ttmo Act. Yoasg ladiu do yoa wlab to, do good ? Then imitate tba axompls or tba yooog lady rafarred to io tba following anecdote of in axeallant Cbriatiao maa ; A yooog lady boot preaeoUd ma with 0 book-mark having tho losoriptloo, "Gad bleu yoa," aod sxaetsd tbo promise that ft aboold ba placed to my Bibla.bot oaver remalo a day appostta the uri chaptor. Faltbhl ttf My" prembo, T took it home, aod rebMag frem tbo lido of my Bible tbe dul or toe week, I placed it lb the first chapter sod changed ite place. 1 bed sot read long before I became Interfiled u 1 never before la Ibla good ; aad 1 uw io' Its Uaths that I was a linear, and mast rapes t IT 1 woald be raved. 1 than promised to seek Ood'a fua at tba earliest opportunity. That opportanity came, and I received tba am IMa or HU TovO ;' aod sow I bare bopa witbia ma "big with immortality aod I allrlbata all to that book-mark aod th# grera of God. 0, my readers, "duple, oot tbo day or .mall things." —D« aoy a Rrowa lately took aooasioo admioistor reproof to old Joe far awa * rag. <ioo listened attentively to bia wos A ' seemed to appreciate tbe Siberian os, a mi wbao bo had a— alidad, replied u fol. low* : "Tbo fast M dracoa, tbat I may aireu o great daol, ami yea may pray a great deal, bot ooMhwr of U meas aayit

; Taking up a Collection. r Rarely bava wa bad a better .lory, or a - better told story thsa this, from a rarsr- 1 1 aod genllemao io Miatouri: ■ Tbe life of a preacher io a naw coootry 1 from a teenier point of view, ia hardly a. 1 smooth and free from difficulty u a po.i- ) lion io more cultivated aad populous com- - muoitie. usually epptsrs to b«. Tba pat" < pit are tbioly a est tared bare and there, r engaged in different pnr.nlta, tboogb chief I ly agricultural. Being collected from all parti of tba older States, aad from avsry - | class sf society tbay meal opoo tba aame r common groood, opto terms sf auy faot- ■ iliarlty. and restrained by no irkaome r j cenventiooalitiaa. Paopla in a aew eoan1 try generally bava a pretty bard lime of i it. Tbay liva a sort af "roagh and lamI bla" life, wnariag oat their boat efforts in t j a struggle for exi.lence. Under tbs.e ) sirenmsUncei the material .omstime. □•<>. i I ap completely tba apiritnal ; and tka pat - ! pie aot onfraqneatly "gat ao far bshiud" - with tha preacbar that tbey heve fre- - ' qnently to be powarfally •'Stirred op" i I from tbe pilpit. > I On one occuioa we had a vieit from tba < presiding aider of our district at one of | oar quarterly mooting.. Wa bad not paid 0 our aircait preacbar "nary diaie," u the • boys say, aod wa axpectad a iceurging • j from tha aider. A Wall, wa were not disappointed. Tba a aider preached ua a moving discouru • from tha text "Owe no man anything. " r At the closa of bia sermon ha came al • I ooea to the "subject in band. " a | Brother -aoy thing Ihta year? So- ) thing at alt, I understand. Wall, now, • ha cannot live oo tba air, and yoa maat i- pay op, that's tka idea. Ha oeeda twen-ty-live dollars now, aod mast bava u!| Steward, wa will lake ap a collection 3 Hare aome of tba endieofs near the r doer began la "slide" oat. 1 "Don't ran 1 don't ma !" exclaimed tbe f elder. "Steward, lock that daor aad j 1 | fetch mo tba key !" ka cootinued, coning • j down eat of tha polptl aod lakiag bit .eat 3 I by tba aland-table ia front. ■ | Tka Howard looted tbo door, aad thaa ■ deposited tba kay aa tba labia by tba aide of tka alder. t • "Now. Howard," aald be. "go rouod i with tie bat. I moat bava twauty-fivs 1 dollars oat of tbii crowd before ope of yoa > shall leave thia boara. ' Hare wu a "fix." Tba coagragatioa > wore takan alt aback. Tba old folks - looked ulooished ; tba yoabg folk, til* • tared. Tbe Hrward gravely proceeded in ! the discharge of bia official dotiss. Tbe 1 bal waa pasted arenod, and at laDgtb dt- ' posited an tha 'elder's labia. Tba older • turned out "tba faada" oa tba table, and a cooDted tka amount. . I- I "Three dollars aod a-half I a alow start - j brethren ! Go around agaio, Howard.— SVa mail pall ap a heap stronger than • that!" Aroood went tha ataward with bit hat • again, and finally palled up at tka elder'a • "Nibs dollars aod thru qaartart wilt o tbe olbar. Notaooagbyat. Uo aroood y agaio, steward!" <■ Around goes the Howard, the third e time. • "Twelve dollare aad a-hair all told ! — '- Mighty alow dork, brethren ! 'Fraid yoar o dtooara will alii get cold bafora you gel home to eat them. Go aroaotl again, • .toward." » By this lima tba aadienoa began to bv 'I fidgety. Tbay evidently thought the joke - as getting to ba sarieaa. Bat tba alder •- wu relentless. Again and agaio cireuI. lalad tba indefatigable bat, aod eloaly, '• bat aarely, tka "pile" on tba labia awelleo ■! toward tba requisite amount, a "Twenty-foor dollars and a-half! Only d lack balf a dollar. Uo aroood agaio, ataward I" ' Jul then there wu a tap eo tba window , frem tba oataide ; a band was thrul io r holding a half-dollar between tbe thumb [j Mid finger, aa«T a. young fellow oauid# exclaimed : ^ "Here, Person, here's yoar mtoay ; let j my gal oat o' tbara! I'm tired of wailia' al for bar. ' ' (r II wu "tha lut hair that broka the ^ camel's back ;" and tba praaober eoold jt exclaim, io tha laagoaga of "Ika Tar y »M," ' ' . „ "TMe 'see meet is', doae— battap 1" Ad t tee to Yornng Hem. d A contemporary rays : A yooog lady, the ether day, la tbv ^ course af bar lectin (after tbe manner o! ■ las' A aaa 1. Dlekiaaoa), rafd: '"gat 1( married yoaag maa, aad ba qaick abcrei , it too; Don't wait fer tbe milfeaiam. „ hoping that the girls may tare to aagek hefera yoa treat jearseir with oaa of them. . A pretty tfiiag you'd be aloagaide aa aem gal, woalda't yea— yea brute t Doo't watt smother day, bat right aew, this ear) aight uk soma nice industrials girl to go o into partnership with yew, to clear yoar pathway of thorns and plaat ft with low l, Deal yea do it yoMg maa, antU yaa 1. keow» whether the flewera wiU be aaianl j perirau asUIMal paradtrib made by a mlltiaer.Aad batfliadapoa a leva af a boaaat. for whieh, u wall u for lb. 0 flawara, a madut Irule bill witf be gafl ta ,7^;

lufluencc of Female ladatf. Never were truer word, apokea thaa tk* following: "Il ia better tur yoa to pau aa evening now aad then in a lady's drawing, room evao tboagb tba coaverratiea ha. alow, and yon koow tha girls' ung by bssrt, than a club, tavern, or pit af a thai ire. All am.raoisat. of yoolh to whiofc virtuous women are aot admitted, rely M it are deltlrriooa in tbair latere. All aua wbo avoid famalt society have dell perception. and ore .rapid, or bavagroaa lulee, and ravolt agaioat what la para. Tear clab iwaggerars, who are aeckiag tba onlta of billiard cou all light, call famuli' sociaty insipid. Poetry la iaaipid tea . yokel; beaoty bu ao ebarma for a bliad man ; mn.ic doe i oot pleura a poor heart ako deea oot koow ooa taaa from another, and u a trae epicure ia hardly ever tired . of water uocby. aod b rows brand and boti tur, 1 pretest that I can alt fer a whale . night talktog to a well-regulated, kiadiy woman, aboot her girl comiag oat, er bar . boy tt college, atd like the anaiag'O aorarUiameat. Ooa af tka great benefit. men derives from woman's society ie i tbat ha ia boned ta ba respeetfalte them. [ Tba habit ia of great goad to year morel I men. depend apoa it. Yoar odoratiM . mskee of oa tba most eminently selfiah ; men af tha world. Wa fight for aaresleoO" " •va push for onraalru, wa yawn far aari aalvea, wa light oar pipes asd sap wh i won't go oat, wa prefer o a rail raa aad aar rui ; and tba greatest good tbat enmu M s man from woman'a eaeiety ia thai ha baa te think for somebody besides bimrelf. I .omebody to whom ba ia boaod to ba •••- •laolly aiteotir* aad raapactfal. An Editor im HeaTea. Uodar tha abava caption Oa ticking* ■ Rival a long obitaary colics af a deaaaild brother editor, from wbicb are bare ream ' oaly to extract tba rtoaiag paragraph ; "Shaald we aot then raj owe that aar ' friend of the aciaaora aad qaiUs Is ia baa* ! van ? Io that paradise tba cry of "mare ' - copy" will oavsr again fall apon bit die" ) traded anra. There hia ebjoymast will ia 1 mora ba interrupted by tba growla af tha 1 nureuoaable /ebtcriber or tba dsaa of tha ogper maker. There ba will eojay satire /random from the detractions aad miara* ' preMDUlioaa of polilieal eppaaaota. I* that bleat abode ba is aa mare ta ba ' tronblad with illegible msnn.cripta or i sbomiaabla poetry. No rival* editor wilt , ihvre Heal hit thaodar or bia llama, aad typograpbiesl errors shall kaow kim aa mora forever." i - T T , ' Only a Prlmter. " He it only a printer!" wu the use ring i remark of a leader ia tba clrela sf aritt*e« i racy— of tbe codfish qaality. Wall, wbo - ..was the Karl of Btanhopst He wu aaly r a printer. What il Prisoe Frederisk I William, wbo married tbe princess royal of England t Ha too, wu oaly a printer, t Who was William Uaxtoo, ena of tba . fathers of literatoref He wuoely aprini tar. Whe are George D. Prentice, Cku, Dickens, M. Thiart, Donglu Jtrrwld, I Bayard Taylor, G. P. Morris; N. P. . I Willis, Horace Uresis/, John A. Dix. and Ex-1'ostmutar U.aaral King? Tbey| i too. were all printers. What wu Bsa- ) jsmls Krtsklin T Only a printer t Odd* and Ends. —Oil stock bu geoa op— oat of eight. — A bint to ladies.— A tllh dress theald ; tot be rat it. - l}rU v —Tbe lut — A new boaaet baa mada* , ita appearance. Il leeks very mocb liha an oyster shell topped with as aaara. , Tbey are pretty— what there is af tbom- * — Oan't agree.— There are three thing* ' that never agrvt— two eeta over Ma rnoase, tw# wives In oie boat*, nod t»a '• lovers after oss yoaag lady. Susiir.— An Irish bay, trying hard tat, get a pises, diqlad that ba wu Irish. ,"t I don't kaow what yoa miss by aot Wag 1 an Irishman," said tba gsatlsmaa who' wu aboot to biro Mm; "bat this I da * know, that yoa ware bora ia Ireland." n "Ocb ! your keaor, If that ia all, rinll b blama there. Bspposs yoar eld — 1 gut. * kittens in tba oesa, would tbey be leave* of bread?" ' — A colored mas wu eo cooviacad of tbo Inwliuau of bis positiaa— Uat lalor wu his aalaral let— tbat ka wu ladigsr- * eat u to a fatara .lata, believing" (UK "they'd make aiggvra work even If he gw r to btbea." A elergymsa trie* Id AsfMb' him bot or bis opinion, by npre mMsg 'bat this oeatd DoZ ba the care, si 1hM» wu abaalataly a* work /or him la da U heevea. His oeswar wu, "Oh, yM'gq •ay. ■«"». 1 knows better. If jfiaaa'a ' ne wsrk for eelerad folk, dan, dej'B ' maka 'am .bub daelonda away." J .—The aatbor or— "Wbo goes there," girta 0. this freak aid refresh lagaaacdeto ' of George Waabingtoa : "Tbe aaly AMA ' er wham toy fe'eord ie kept, who wet mU " awed by the presence tt tbe father af Mi country, wu James Byraae. BassMfi 1 a piece of land which ~i ihlnglaa diMDd > to hare iaaladed la hto pi— a* th* lidil 0 capital. Mr. Byraae flatly refaead. Da- ' need to eppoait|ae, W aak i agio* tarwed apoa kim and aaid. m be aaly wU am N, ° land bat# beta earth if I bed aet pfaatf 1 this city m tbe PetoaracT Mynms Mw art crash ad ; hat, aarttmat d, wwaMy ' tuwad to him aad aaid : |- — 111. S J ragiaa, what weaU yea hems beaa wtmA W* j