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' y0L XII. • CAPE island, cape' mat COUNTY. NEW JERSEY.' WEDNESDAY. .iamahy 9. is(i7. "

flbt fact's (Comet. I TIME FUEH. < DwtTdrwiMinlKUit. ' - «**rkf boar the rod Orsws altl. ; t ■eternal r our poises' besting, t Koto the moments u Ih* f tjtiomo <u Time* rapid ewrrant - ft** Uf «««td OMMlfMlj- I AM with It we're drifting, ever r Dslfltftg to OteBltf ' , Lite U trill, kot ok. kow ••rout ' , **1*7 ****'*** Ulj dreaming mid Uw strode «s. I tkhMiwmr-oooMirt , Wh*aoa*h*ln«.rmd*chB*r*vl WtU tk* MlMt hegtaneth j I • ■ — ■ - An Immortal, sadism d*r. Dreamer I wok*. I ko tide Is fcutloi. I KomUnn.lkoMMlfni ;| Kmc** tha U*t solemn bobmi Vkui»t>Uoa>uttonr. An r*u ml; tor tke JuSgmen 1 1 ! * en^raaraftaluaahitaktog stand | b, .alighted a. rhmr-spremuK— Hear ku tmalahlaf uu»l t Chrlstl**; ta fnr«i»WI|lil koroluf — ' Walling for pour coming, Lort t * lo |Mi Ufo an oorant sit I vine i . M* Mm tnlthfttlb nwardi , . Of ion slumber pton joor eyelids I Mas* r*" *o»mr4 »»V • »••" • (loop ao loo par. Time's too pe**tous, AM Klormir*" too Boor I Saadar-vteot Tbarr. When I wit a «»r I. *M|MI woo Uttla tl.ft of a Ctrl' Too artless sad JOOBC tor • prude Tbt aoaa, u X panto, would "rial" "ptwrtj , ' , Whist* I ""at aa|, I ibmigbt raihM rodti •MftWjrode. so Id*. Wklak, I muterty, I thought latkar rods. Howtrtr. aM t trbtnJ'm oaoo to fcy to"'. Ttoj-U aanoaan to worrr a* Ihto i But oa I crow oidor, to they now tho bolder— Ouok tmpudart thine* "to tha mrn i j' Art tha "no, art tbt "to, *uok Impudent tklaco an tho ana. Mat all th* bold tkiaft I could trot suppose. I (Vat kaw ooutd I tako 1 1 an In t| Waa that of ay Im.adest toualn. ldM night, -Wbea b* Minnlly gna t m* a kits ; Ajr, a klaa, oa ka did, Wkaa ha aataalir ca>o an a kin I Iqorikty roproVsd him. but ab, la ouch toon. That on w« wan half through tho (lto. My aocor lo onaUor, bo can a o aaaUtai - Bosh atnact. taaalac 'Msgs *" «V An tho noa, arc tbt no a.

IgistcUantotiD. j (From to* Sow Toik ClUisn] ' riiHumanjc uAnBuxG^ i ■TklAuil, urmiait cuciim w I rax rear. i . I . Mr. Yoaaff Utn atw Maoagirg Editoi . ( of tka Tribune, baa si rowdy dona msch j , toward improving tka literary and oaw. | fanlarwa of thai paper ; bat in ao partica- , lor kao ba mad* a gioatof bit than ia oa- I eoflog tha aarvicti of Mr. Tbor. Hogbti. ( fanoai aa ib. hatha r of '-Tom Browo a< Ragby" to ha kia Loadoo eorroapoodant. Tha latUrt of tbia gwnllvnna aro in trull, "obotnet* and briaf ehroftici** of tb. I lino." giving aot only oil tka. loadior j ( facta w bieb agitato Kogliab pablic opinion, : , bat likooiao ikt pkilooophj #r tbe r.cto- { tko Tribmnt oppaariog lo afford him o j safely, salt* for blowing off thoaa mor. , radical and stormy tbooghu which waalv | bftoitofplftg*. ft*ft«ft*idW*<*Aoor*roU 1 tioearg, if apokta fron hit taat In th. Britiab Parliament. From on# uf Ihr ! lata La ado a tatton rlgood "T. H." o. i maka Ikafbllouiag oxtraet, agrwoing wit) j •awry nhvd It oayt, and otrneatlj aikint i for it Iha-oUaotiaa of all rondon who ar. wow b.iag plongod Inaondbly Into Ihr kana-gawbliar and - Lont-raclng tnama. by tho ConlMlCpapaMcfty of tha Jeromr lVk rooa-ooaroa : "®t yoa aro actaa/ly *aiag ia for tbr | wkoib racing baaioaoa ia tho Now World, i Mv eiafc. batting ricg and all tho ran Jfitf At loott Ih. 3W» of to-day priat. la gWvrihg pwriodo tka oaw rnco-eoarto at Jarono Park. aoUblith.d thi. ooUmn. 1 with |T»V rcJaf. by ano of y.or mart ami- j hooA adHlaaairaa. amd lb# oriur an tic iMnrr at K^Mh'aad Abbot,** coin cu> oft tko poor old motbar coon try. H rarer kfip yoa than : for of all Uo caokan of oar old airiitaalror. tbor* it nothing in ngaaaaoa. in raMtlity holding in bond kntioh tarf. It it qaiia trod that a very aO tka tarf. bat wHh what raaalt? aboil a man laaoh pMah and not ba dafilcd ?- Tkaroiaaat a maa of thaat wboaa paaih1^ » *~€-« daw. thrtr !3Ird af mavnftty to that af black hff. and dotha Doha of Bia k.n, who aaciaad.d to :

; only ona oatillad man at Ua board. All I i of ibaM andar tha thumb, or aoxioat lo b coliivota th> aotoamad favor# of tbi* yivrr ii of >11 good thlogo.' Jntl eootidar for on» 1 momool what aur madrro tytlam of bn- a ting bat broaght ut U. A roliobla Up it t that which tho moot icrupaloot young o grotlcmaa on th* torf doiir** ahova all k other earthly blading! boforo a grool J raca ; that it lo toy, ooma'pnvalo iofor- h matioo which may oaabla him to avor. « roach bia doarrrl friood, or hir own bro- c tbar, if ba can iadoeo bim to uk« tbr t oddt. I do l rati that tha propbrcirt o< i i ho 7iaMi eorrcopondrai may prove a* h fold in Ihie at io mar* important aialteri. o oad that yoa may ml! hava tho goud n oonM to hoop tho tarf ia America iu the u place abick It boo hithrrto occupied, aad i n ; lo regard odmcttoa to itt parouit at an ; f ■ Ddor-brod acdoolricity." h Tbit nitn el<*r!j knowt what bo U talk- c iog a boat, and hit wtroing ibeald uoi be , ditregardad. Bod at horse-gmrabiiag may ' in Ktglaod, it may ba for worto, and . I frooght with grantor danger* brr*. In | England tboto who engage ia it' arc of I 1 clonal Tho tritloeracy, or large j ' proprietor! who hove no'.biog cite ; c to do with their money, aad who aro nol | L engaged io aey. butloed— it ieetl. no ^ botinett giriog tbnm control over the i money of other people. And tecondly, c that eiteiitive end loot* elatt of p'rofet- ' eiooal "tportt," or betting-men. inclad iog half tbe publlraoa and tinned of^he , Britlth ielot. who live by tbe profedion | ' of gambling, and mate rpoil of each tilled j ' yoad'g noodle! to the Djkr of Hamilton. | ' nod ell olhert with more money than j braiot who can ba trmptad to engage in ' tbit amafcmnnt. Bat how it it here ?' Who tre the men i ■ who ran tbe Jerome race-trnrk, end who ' ! ere tbe men— aye. end women, we regret . . ! to toy— who are being taaght te "take 1 chance* on horto-Be«h" at thlt rapidly growing randecvon* for haiirdoet tpece- ] i latloo t The men who owa the track, tail 1 ' ' patroolce th* track, and ahon# wfvetand 1 i daughter* aro beginning to "ipeculat* ot. 1 evinta," are ehirBy broker*, hanker*. 1 merchant*, and men engaged in psrnaiN which make tbnm the cattodlao* of tbe ' I property of otbef people to very lit*.- ' amount*. The tpirh of gambling, once i introdeeed with regard to horte*, will no' 1 be likely to nop at that point. Tbe fero ! aad roaletta tablet coma nect la order ; 1 eod we hid a melaaeholy rantple at Sara 1 ana nan a mciaecnoij rampiv ei cere

toga lort oeaton. nnder th# palrcntge ol th# Brother! Inland, that gambling it ■ •' ! vie# requiring not to be foitered, bat »e . b ' verely checked. In a popalatlon of oar vi pernliaily excitable temperament. ' E That thit vice ef gambling It rapidly on ' n tba inareate. there can be no qnention ; *'■ I aad ne little that, with tha nlimota* o< ] . the Jrfome Park race#, we may noon ex- » peel lo nee it attnan what may be called : aaltooal proportiooe-for whatever it done u ] In New Vork. lhn remainder of. ihin.Uoion i | will hkliate. How broken, banker!, aur! ft | olhert holding Sducitiy poaitiqnt cen *. c oateauiiooaly engage io belting on borne* I without at once alarming tba paraont who b have mooey io their handt. It nomething d I we cannot comprWhead. If the lollnr or j I ceehier of a bank be eeell eotertng oee ol j ' our Breadway gambliog-hoenet. or if any j < J detective report! him at in the bahil ol j ii ! playing faro, roulette, reoge et nolr, Ac. | ' ! forthwith we have a meeting of the Bank ■ j Dtrewton, th hecnnnti are overhtatad by L * 1 | competent examihort. aad whether there a 1 be foond correct oe net— and they are i rarely rlgbt— be In at once dinmi ted from 1 ' j emplojmunt. on the groaad that bit pa»- ' ! tieo fer play render* bim aa aotafe roai * I (o handle ether people't money. At the i race!, however, all thit it altered ; My) j ' broker*, banker*, managen of in** rare ' companies and an forth, teem to vie with 1 each otb*r in {mbiie and eeioy Aevotioi 1 to tha blind Goddeee of Chance. ' W# bold that bwtttag'en horee* I* a for | ! ■ j more dangeront amntemeat than bettjog , j ea die* or oaedt— for thten. at leoit. bar* i * i j a fixed vale* which caanet poaslbly be i ■ | ehntged , while the horses are liable to . i i being hocaaeed or "dectared" on the ! i , i traxk— event* over which, ^h* Uioeceni j t . I ovttid* better* nan have n* paseihl* coo- [ - trol. Bealdea, th* nparl i* all the more j i I daagnroe* becauae it it felnoly cantrderrd , i I bet dithonorabi* ihaa Ik* cemmoo farm* i #f gambling. Men will appear on the • f race track aad bet money publicly— bo*i I aeee men aad ptobtmoaal maa— who t would not ba aaen enlariag tbe porttli ef 1 I I a faro eelabHibment fer any rouidertUon 1 * whatever. The praaenw of ladle* of ao- : l r qaertioaabl* ebarteter aad (ocial ttetat. | ' > it may he arged, teemt to Maetioa the < 1 baaardt of the hotat-rac* ; bat we baew j - yet to leer* that money gambled away an j ' . tbit tpeeiet of bellinr. vull be may let* j « 9 •ffaetuollyleettboa if it bad bevu declared 1 f BtrMl oa a stack ef plain or coppered { ' 1 "oblpn." 1 Wa have ao deeir* to oroata alarm is I P tbaknfodt ol panmot who way haee mooey ' »• depoeitad with broken, banker*, mer. 1 if ehaats. ar other haetoeee mm whe have ram* thai thelk moaay cwald n't? Ik* had ' ' TU'~" • ! Doha of Hmabaae few r«*r. a*. *mr ■ »^w * . -• wWA>~ - •' : »* •

i £70,000. or BS.V1.000 t year— on* tboosend dollar*, w# mey nay. for »v«ry day ! the year, aad thi* payable in gold.— To-day. na Mr. Heghn* inform, u*. he I* «li« pond. ol oo Ihr niggardly charily .-f the rook* who ba*e pleckml tbt* fat pigsoo tb* "tarf." Pew of oar brokers, benend mercheute who fi*ar* #n the j . Park race- track as it* presiding lamineri* , here to'.al lortunw* sqnel to ' what tbi* young noblemen'e yearly loAnd what a*«uranc* e«o any of : them give, tbit in the d»*perotion of lostheir own money end under tbe ir.**oc of recovering it which I* the disease , of all oth*r form* ol gambling, they might I nut penal bly be templed io »« the money J of ether peuple entrusted lo their care io ( ; oee. last, mad effort to gnt square with f tYboso hath ear* to bear lei j hear-or be 'prepared lo take the j consequence*. for Accidrut Insurance Companies. j The "Breakneck Accident Insurance , Company" wrote to the "Fat Cootribo- j tor" not long kioce to work op a colntnn I or to of iodccrmcolt for people lo tske j out policies. Thit it the way he did it : • j Everybody should get insured again*! I accident*. No matter if you belong to ! one of the "best .ol fomilUs"— occideot*U | will bappoo to thaoi. Ual a policy. The old proverb toy*. | "tloueaty ia lb* betl policy," but Ibat was balure accident insurance companies . ! started. Now the betl policy, it t policy I tb* "Breakneck.'' ! Tha other day a maa io Chicago frll oot ; I of a foarlb etory window — ^Hr bad oo in I turaocn, and contcqasuily be wa* killed. I Another man no tha tame liny JtU out ' with hit wife. 1J* was insured io the | "Brsakneck," and it roady to full out ' I again. A oilman driving a spirited bor** in St. j l.ouit. wtt rua away aitb. Being intured i againtt accident*, aba vrato'l alarmed a I bit, stopped the bora*, and cam* back safe, liar pal ia|' roaniog out, *bi neglected to renew 'is. Shortly after she • at run away with sga-n Her bntbaud'* partner ran away with her tbit time, aad tb* hasn't come back yet. Don't foil to renew your policy, particularly ir it it lo thn "Breakneck." At Dubuque. Iowa, a man was kicked ' by a horte. To* horse wain't iniared, ' and I * get kicked back. Near Paris. K.uloeky, a man. while |

engaged io running a circular taw, had bit arinl token off. T'tey coetitted of u ' cavalry tabre, aud a deubU-borrelltd thot gun. Th* man who carried them off had an neciBebt insurance — tndhe bnto'tbtru ' caught yet. Id Utien, Now York, a tntn aeeideoiall.r got married. Being iotarod hi the "Broakoock," b* will roceiva (IS a week until be recovers. Near Portland, Maine, a door man fell from * loft and broke his neck. He i*- j reived bit intorane*. $3,000, from the ; j "Breakeech," with which b* wa* enabled j I set himeelf up iu bneinrss aud Iv no* j dolog Well. Oar sgeul at Cletvalaad. Ohio, wrilas : "A latuber horte run away aitb a bobtailed wagon, and tipped th* street over ! into * small wumal nod tix elderly childTb* hut** began lo. sty »»4 the I wagon bled freely at tb* owe. bat other [wise the street is doing well. No laser- ; ance." A boiler exploded at Memphis, blow ! he engineer mtu th* air qoitseut of aighl. lit will receive glhad.y auti! he camre i down again. A bog driver io Mt. Sterling, Kenlacky. . j was very much bart by a foil— fall ia pork. Nointaranc*. A ma* roo aaay from Litchfield, III., | evoid pay ing bie dobta. lie left a family' (net heiog able to tek* them with him) ! j Iniaraaoe. A mao accidentally fell from a tteamnr ' at New Orieana iato the rirer. As be | ! was linking th* third time-,bj taddenlj ' rerolleclad that bia policy it, the "Brfah."*' ! neck" had expired. He the* swam afihodk. [ sought ought the agent, anAojnkwed his i policy, and Immediately rolurq*d"t*i tna, [ river and lank tb* third time in a teraos j nod tranqail manner.— Cinannan-Jimn. • A Word In Brhnlf of Bimglnc Hcltoola. The N#w York Mtuieal Gazeiu, a new publication just started by Mason and j Hamlin, th* w#U koewn pabliahert, cootaiot I ha, following arti-1. in ita initiatory nomher. whiah we commend to all ooonlry j chnrcboe I Tbe g rua leal mistaka ef tb* preoest day '■ in monical matters ia tb* tendency to net j arid* tb* good nld.foabioned tyetem of r tinging schools. Many Improvement! in | th* ohm of general mntical edncnliou , have been ntredneed witkie e bw year* j peel, bet there it eothing thot eee take the piece ef theie singing cfeeeee. Better lone ell the (vet then te leee these.-- ; Privato iatliwaliet, thangh of tba eery Pert kind, can neeet take their place. In; them these it art only impraeeroeat it mania, hat ia jart tha thing* to wh*ch it 1 i* tha pntoinoeef marie to lead. Thceo-i eial feat rig*, fer instance, aro than de- j ; vnfepad ea Ihy ea* oevtr, by eay paeel- , hiUIBi ba WeMkt out by T lriiyw'n ;

' for etch other omoog the members (nl- j f tboogli that. too. is on excellent thtag). ,. . but th* feeliogt referred to or* those ; o s which food t* Ih# greatest ntefuleeu in ll f society. Privot* instruction has aa an- j a i fortanat* tendency to exclasiveness. ! r Oo* rosnlt it teen in lb* difficulty now P experienced in indneiog th. best tinger. ; . t ! ol a congregation lo take tbeir places in I * th* choir. It indicates a bed slate of ; u . things when, at U now so freqeently the f j case, a church which contain*, perhaps, u « k doxen excellent singers. >v obliged lo put s r : up with sery indifferent music on th* Sob. c r ; both. Tbiteuold not bappeo if th* young * l I people of lb* church were brought tog*- t j tbor froqoontly for th* enjoyment of social n inutic. or. in other word', if they were I h brought up iu lb* hobit of attending a I I j church or community singing cchool — b * i'ottors should guord agniotl this mu«t carefully, aud use ail their iofioeuce lor the porpttuaUoo ol this useful mititutiou. c It it tin* tbero is now e difficulty which p wet not formerly experienced, aritieg . I e | from a tcarc'.ly of lenchert.. It it belter, however, to empiuy to iodlfforeot leaqbec s 0 than for singert to give up tbe babit of ( e ateemblii.g tbemeelvet together. But i j ii a first-class letcher can poetibly oc ob- | 1 tamed, do not let tbe paltry ccmtideration 0 of n few dollars stood in th* way of tecur ■ * log bit unices. Tb* coil of proporatioo j i for toocbiog hot incroatsd oiinotl a tun- j I '. drod lold s'ilbio tw.otyriiv# yosrs. end if j it the teacher it not well p»td lor bit tor- i IS . vices in clout lottrnction. bo will tooo | y [ turn bit attention lo th* more attractive j i '.and remuooral ive depsituwiit of privap it | lesson.. 1 I 1 We strongly urge all churchet to wcur* , L Ih* atteaden.ee of- their yonog people at i it tome kind ol a tin, iug school during the | * winter. A Beggared millionaire. , The C r»* lord Journal gives the lollow. j ing sketch df the forlonrsoi Jubnoy .Steele ^ . millionaires : f_ Thit form, mora generally known "on |C lb* crook." at the widow McClintock farm, it Immodiatvly opposite the tlonr. d ishing little town or KoOtoville, aud was ,u among the firtl of the oil producing foruis iB of the volley. Early in 1*«3, th- Van j Slyk* well oo thit form, 'wot struck, end ,d Unwed for some time at the rat. uf '.•..ittO j barrels a day, nod tevoral wells yialding ' I from 300 to 800 barrels were struck m l( Buhsequent periods, liesides tliet*. theie • i were many tmallorwollt.aud ibo lerrilorj, I tinallor wollt.aud lerrilorj . , '

i though sadlv mismanaged. i» still regarded ( " at among lb* boat in tba oil irgion. In 1864, widow McClintock dird from tbe 1 ■•Boots of burns received while kindliog o I lira with crude oil. At this time Ik* ' overage daily income from the landed iu. Ureal ol tb* form was $3,0i>0.' and by her 1 : will th* property with all her possession* , ' iu money, wa* loft, ottbout reservation. 1 1 I* her adopted son John W. bloet-, then ' abont twsnty years of age. In lb* irou ' I ; sol* where the old lid] kept boyuonry. ! ! wot found $150,0(10, two-tuiid* ol tin \ 1 i amount in greenbacks, eod the halar.ee In gold. Mis. McClintock *#* lordly cold : . IB ber coffin before yeung Steele, who ' \ appears to hive bad nothing naturally I r i viciuus to bit cumpotiliqo, wat turrouudec hy a set of van.pyret, «bo claog lo bim , ' as long as he bad a dollar remaining.— 'I'll- yong inillionniro's head vraeoVteoUtly turned by hie good lotlnne. at haabeeu ' thai of many in older man who made bis i "pile In oil," and ha was ol lbs loipres- ' man that bia muney wuuid accumulate loo j : rapidly naless it was actually thrown away, ' nod tbioa it away he uiu. Many ol tbe . stories cnoceiuing bucareerin Now York ' ! and Philadelphia savoi strongly o( fiction, and would nol b* crrdned wen they nol • a* w*U authenticated. Wine, women. borons, faro, and general debauchery soon i made a wreck of, thai princely loiMve, ; and ia twenty month'. Johnny Sleek, I eqanodered two millioutor dollarv. Hon. ( ! John Morriaeey, M. "went through" r j him at far u to tbe amount oi $100,000 iu "iso nights ; be boegbl bigb-priced torn. I outo, wad alter nting tham lor aa hoar ar J ; two gas* I ham away ; eqaipped a large mimtrol troupe end presented each meinpTber with a diamond ring, and kept about bim bemdee, two or Ibnw men who were' ' robbing him day after day. Hn It now g j filling tb* honorable position of doorkeeper for Bkiff A Gaylord't minstrels, s tho com pal y k* organised, and it, to ut- & a eery exprattiee, bat nwt strictly clnsei- ' . enl phrase completely "played out." r Tb* wealth obtained by Ibooa who | , worked no atxidooutly to effect Eleele't i ruin, gave little permanent benefit to Its j poateeaora. Tbe parson most hr.t-n and ! t chiefly iotiromentalio bringing about the j I preeeol eenditloo of affair*, was lb* oos tori one Seth Slocum who bang around s | thit city inveral seeks last summer. He ; » j sat worth at on* lima near $100,000 e I which ba bad "oaplarod" from Steal* and j r | laid atide for a rainy dny. hot wbeo th* . j lattai'a money eanUked. this took ento y j ilKir wiap. and bw it at proa- at known j u ( among hit aid asaociaUt asa "urod heel." ' a { At last aecoeou Slooem wa* ioenrcwrated t j ia th* jnii eT n neighboring coolly for i- | snriao* brews has of the pen**, aad waa >- I usable ta obtain bell to the uwoanl of i- > $500. Exempli tea lioet aro thaea ef tb* n , e!d ndags. "Eemy cocas , easy ga," or tba • A j athar, "Fort, aad thai* maway aro *ao« |

A Seller Sold. . An ioridenl rsfirently n.-ru/roa in a town ■ lU* Connect irut river, which illustrates | danger of practical joking, and nerved I at the same time ne pn'rpOS* of fue anJ ) rnlBiery. j A certain barber happening in a store, j a elerk, offered him a bottle of beer's oil. ; The latif r did not, want it, hot being over- • urged, took II and paid for It. i On bis opening it io his shop, the oil wat found to be lamp oil. with a very rank smell. Nothing wds" **id Of the shave tl. along as ueua) nelll ll»» mailer had lime be fqrgotlen the barber shop to bu shaved, preparatory a ball. After Ihe harvest of th* thick beardy .km was rcapml theelerk 'traiRliw enad hHnsrdf np. and exclaimed; "Now clap on the oil." Abroad handful was puare+oul, "slapped" and rubbed in. A second followed. bnt before it could ho rubbed in, the claik ! "xmtlt authrn. " nod Jrapea from I he chair ' giviag evidence to sun ry expletives, com- • ondvr the cognitance of the stetule ol I prolan* a« earing, Tb* barber as-ured the enraged cn-to-i eier lhal he had put benr't ml un bit head. and from tha very bottle be had sold bim. j If it wat poor oil it was th* clvrk'e fault I There was r.o resitting Ibis, and the j paid for the oil. and sbauipuuuing at ill* j clerk', expense. The clerk aunt to the bail, but tha rank I lamp oil Stuck to bit bair. and ibe .nullI the barber was eicked when he shamA Word lo hiuglt- Women. If a n>uu * ipse bit feet oo tb» door mat before cumin* into the yoe may | snuff* tb. b. out. yon may be tun- he will ! m.ik* a stupid husband. II a man put* his handkerchief ou h(» knre* « bile taking lus bntbaud. Iu lb* tntn* way, always mi. trust the oiau wkd will nol take tbe lasi wailing tor tbe next warm balcb it Is | out unlikely he will make a" greedy, selfish i husband, with whom yon will enjoy to

turiug into the night sir, nut uufiequenm , mek.l * good invalid husband, that mo.i. , with *lv|<*. "I be olio who WatehM the ( kettle. «ud pre wee Is it boiling- ovci, erUi , liul fall. »v diMre, iu hi. iu. Iliad state, in , : eietc.eiDg the seme car. to always keep- , log tbe put bulling. The man abuduern i , whoa. 1 would nol adrise you to marry any consideration, .-iluer lor love er mon.y; Out mutt deciuedly nol lor lose, i But tnc moD.who,"wh«o tbe tea novel, is . 1 make tb* best busbaud. • Falltoe# ilkw , My dealt, wbeo you meet with sach pmat.. severe, t winter he wuuid not niiud going" jo*h BlUlB0 AdilreMCi the , -Ft mute ilixiiisgat iltt »uwuit soslcty." ' Feller Sitter.;— worn I caste u.i eye oa ' a cirkl* u* lovely win. mm bitty Wyin tba: needles, ml bait tenon lu stretch cleau aCrott jut bnxx'am. And nbvn I rrfiek for a miooil Ibat thar to wurk for uulbiu' aud : linil tbetnselts. agd that a yang heathen ; slant ready Jel/ing around tae corner, for ' lb* very tbirt tbatwerking on, Itonxteem tu aw. tnat I cad shout boxauuer lor 3 : ; weeks ua a etreteb. Feller bitte're, yj kun kounl ou Josh ililliog. as n Irrud; be 1 luvea cbarilee, as a pep bankers let on mult, hix verry oalnra looks oat oalu the I honxen av lb. poor folks, jeal at the light ov a no iontern sbioes akrots a bog meii- ( dow. And be teas lite little bar. bak yuog ■ . no's shivering Inr n kruit ov brad, and i , hungry far a tbirt; then ba looks at tb. j .Sitters, a talking nod towing, and towing and talking and ha koaalt a hole paici, ov Uriel tbirt* on lb* tnhil, and be fee It . jeal ax tho be wad lika to own awl the j j (email towing sotieties ut the world hutelf, , aad pal hi. kola fortin ia tb* little, ready made cotton »hirt bixxinest. ( ; Oh Chariter! Oh Cbaritca! When Joeh , i Billing- eomwane* *ilb yu, ha foelt ax j , . tbo he bad jiat been tried ear, xnd toi , away lew cool. Falter Euters, don't b* j j 1 starred, let Ih* ritch and the hawty stik ' , I ap tbara Botes, aad 1*1 the eddikatsd Ian. . Josh wed like no better foo than jlse lu ! | bet his nine dollar*, that *nr>£ Bitter, in I t ' fall companion w.th this era sowing eosieiy, who poll in foH time, snd cult the' ■' cotting 10 advantage. w|| get her final rw ! I ward. Tew hoaklnde, Felleraixt-rs. pitch jjiw. Cam together ariy and eftm, bay r : rare cat tin by th* pentc; b. krerf.l koa . , ya deal oot yoer shuts, for tbvra U evrj low aad then a bogus heathia. Htaa h: ; yar* cnoatitnlioa, aad b( laws, dew a* I j this aad th* "Femail Billiogteitfetto-feg i ■ ; Soeiety " will gw Awww to ferae* r-rerterite, > I like n wide awake toNhttgb* peeveroUa. , ! I M y* teodect* .jaw.

Hint- lo Partners. ll'Aof Hott t» />.— In plant ing *r he*. ing corn, o-e ill* ordinary line, in Renerni . Neither Indian Rubber ho-e n,.i '! cotton ho-e would lie uf ney'Bccuuni ia o corn field; no more than who Id one i.f ■ H.w'e eight cylinder pres.es: * llvw to holil the I'lntr. — Don't try in hold it out.at arm's length. Yon can't ' 1 If you barn'l n plow of yenr own, gel mil mi attachment oo your neighbor'*. : who owe- }u«. Any jii.'ic* will t*ll Jon whether yon ear bold U nr n..i . 7 Ar tar 1 1 lit to ,.ul ia — \ a'ked an old fortnei once what wa. lliw hot lime to pot in rye ? He looked At hi. watch and replied : ^ The rye was immediately |tnl in. All ecasoqs ar» ihw seine lur puMing in keep earn i. in e good corn bou.e, though' I floiuu prefer to keep it iu the system- m r ibe juice. If ih-y d-o't keep corn they . lug* With case. /fori-. — Peeking ihre.d •* ef on a-c in pecking pork, lu cm.ug hnms^the time ; Fcntii on./ Fcnrinp.-tleml fencing iTo brain /.u.Ws. - Prink ehi-hjr, .ml ■' To Mai. .'Van - /We - Equal |»>l> «i whiskey tod elder I ii isjs il>e A-i iprucal lion to .vx.ilti- norm- llupisy. u visit Ul ceremony for a lew nmnwaia at ■• ^L. " V 1

band, I. it necessary to bo mmiutmg .su , thing CwoUary lu t lie inatiacl. ul a Jwn; , , 'lb lr.e way ul espmnage. ll is^ eiaspl. , power iu her co. k -n.nd.. and can ew-ep , iug* "lib the llade.meli; bscauoe si « I Eounumy, Uuwcver, .. nut tb. ...lu ben,- , bl iu foilu... There .. an old. out nui yet leac satlslactoiy lhau ihc rv.uced <u-.i ... ul tligut.iuiphiiance I Uubesl uuun-i.e.. ' buoy is, other things being equal, in-. ; von rasisui./^ero Ii.u cuuk.iy ^ in aiiod and body lr»iu his uay'a •».!, •• ' mvas), unappelixiog u.naer, is, tl it uccu. j ' ■ exceptionally, iu .spoil bu letnpei, ur i. j * i"" W Utur ".fotolUIUr i "i < ' lu knock ten ur a iluxen year, ull bit lifu. ! ' 1'b.o, too, it i. bu .mail satodutticu to he ; 1 able, if buspiiabiy ii.clineufto m-atc your ■ 1 1 1 1 lends a otuner wblcb, if muucsl iu H> 1 1 preteusiuns, is thorenghlj pxceifoat— uul i a tpacibitt aiaplay, tuci. as a sccuuu ur f I uuiii-rate "prufotivu" cook, or then- igu ' i —everything looking Ilk* what It itu't, ' and tasting of uothing iu particular ; but , \ IU weullua that theie ik a liunble xc-l in t j wiluessiug ih« comfoit aud enjojuteul u, ' j your guests, with tb* cun-ciousnesa thai sum* time end pain* on yuar part b.sf ^ cuntribaivd tu the retail.. . — A bibuluu* lauSlu.'d, a short lim< i r I since, wat eumplain.ug Ibat hit tngsr ' - | lei," ever present, proposed that il Buu { . ! face weald Irani, he wohiJ inform bin. I . no* to get rid of the not. iu • vet) ^l.ur I sj tioie. The lendlord accepted the prepu j • .ill**, when tbv "srtiei" eoully auvAed | - • Uunifac* «* "kill on# ev#ry time he luuk ! r'l - eilbh." ^ — A li'.ile fill in sckvti, b-tfig w-'-si, ! J ihat it tras h.lr tailing over ewmetMAx, j ' .bw dsdw'l keew ethwi. r ; .ri w "W hyr." said EA IV1'. to Hilii ' | Spipw*. whan t>* Caught hut diibhieg , "I i 'j tkeetht y an bod agwed ih* ptadgw. " rfo j '• I I knew." said Baipee. "be', all tlgn* foil •laar— ma" • I

Ten Ace. Venice U a collection ef 117 iefoto.ewye tlie correspondent of the New York 7Vt - I Aims, divided hy -140 canals, connected by D :foO bridge*, and pmrv-d by 2.059 (Bla^ Almost every foul nf the city It buitthpEff I !,y tbe . a water, and of ua 13U.U00 peo. pin not an* ever rode upon whoela down d Ihe main street af his city— makia^ if I.r.iw.l ■i"t*Xj'''1""' of blue sea, thrice as .. wi.l- a- ltrvvu)w«y. Tbrungb tbe lungetv diameter Venice, pa'iet the U(M$ n Canal, tha u.o.t auadeilal water paneraA 1* ma in the world— in nu degrne like U* h dull brick lacing uf the Dutch andA'laai■tli city canal-, but a highway lo marble palaces, lute ahich are burned the dye* ..i a'f-oothcrn sun, and all ihe Horidnee* in in Ih* Uulh biutsuma in llu-ir arohstoc tuts. I breu bridge* ooly cross this Grand c i anal, iwuuf ibeiugiracticai and luodcrp 5 1. ihe mi.Kile bridge lamed iu all laoda, la in Ibe U'nlto, a high arckwsy ol shopt and ■j uiultiin.ins, under which, like docile crocodilet, guudulas rhuul thsir beakt of a 1 steel. . II I" pun the snf*ce uf (Ids- peopled archill pelagu there are two hundred aid oioetyu lour opou placet 01 cuss/u. Must of them wet., -pn.es to give tuuiu church p*rt|iecin live i hut 1 wu-thiriU uf tb* way down the e.i girth, lie. ibo only sqeers.ol gtoHM i h-ngtb lhau a sling's threw, the wuutlrou* i- ; I'.amta I hau Maicu. i bis piaxxw it likf . ....thing in America. From lbs dayt of .- 1'etrar. h. ahu luied 1t.1t hat been a mar- ,. vel. It is a greatg eblung square, lit ,h hundred tret lung by two hundred And thirty lest wide, paved with hewn blocks mi which shuw gilded cafoe aud apleodld. . ine'thiid *-.n. . ••■ rather, at th* hwad uf 11, Ih* ('a'l.eui'1 ol M. Mitrk, thu pdlroo . ' ul Venice, rite-, vcocrabfo and plrotilol St. Malt, part ul the l.'i u-a.lsrt' plunder, « Iie-ily a iueusai.il tear, old anil lu the 1 ncighi "I tl ie* liauv.rd uud tally foet — ' ' ahuot tw.ee that, ;f i du out mistake, of ■" 1'fiBiiy Cl.aicb uo Broadway. A second

Muwi.ab giants, nod lacing 11 Irom th* daubed Willi th* Dugu'a i'alace, a grand editiee. maoy -bu< d, built ou puiuted arches alia reaching ou lit further end afoog rtuiru, a.iHust *i tb* water's edge, by two ■ grni.Ho columns, each of a siogla stooa, created, the una with a ilntae of Saint Grorge. the other *il4 a wiugaU lion.— Guiug uonn belwseu them, in past times, lue busty Admirals have beau escorted ■.labile Collin, lu light Out Ihe quarrel of Behind th* darul palncw ar* th* priaens J Bridg.. uf Sighs, ol I.t* Ike sepulchre* of ibe Italian puliii.lt. From tb* Muio, or Stale qu*J, toe view is auiufcriul uf 'th* ' ilouies and campaniles ou thee* opposite 1. laud-, sail' In* nrun.1 blue paths ul th* ' enust', plua. d a,i t -will gooiiolas. Far 1 • doau tue isfond is ihe nrasnal, wker* Veoitians fittod out thnr B**lf, ns DaOta Tint is Venice, a labyrinth of islands, > , palac**, ckwrcbas, luunocd h) lugiltvaa «ho throw up -ea-u»gs, snd ara now lu j lie u-brred lulu th» hist day ol indepanA'actttc Etiquette. , Eliqneite in Caiilorula, accurdiog lo "Marx Twain." vanes according tu uh*'» ' 'nrnia. when a man lenders you a "unite" I ,ir invites yon lu lake a "uli*t*r," vulgar. • y called a dtiuk, it it *iiq**tl* lo tay,. line's hoping jonrdirt'H pan out gay." ill Washoe, where lunula requested to •pal in a blast," or invito lu ink* yonr y ..n lu loach glasses, and sty, "Hera's bop ng you'll rtrik* it neb iu th* Tu#*r i*v*l." And in Hunoln.'n, when your friend, lis whaler, asks you <0 tak* "fid" with Wot, is simply etiquette tony, "ilsra's Mgh'.a** haudrnd barrels, old., tail." list 'drink hearty " i» *aiv*r*e!. 'I hilis.lh* . uithudux reply the woild over, in Han Francisco, tomeiima«. If y oa olfond a man, c- prhpu*** lu Ink* h.s cunt off, and taiq aires, "Ar* yu* un ill" If /nu ar.-, yoa -an take yonr coat off too. In Virginia IGity, in foimer times. rh» iosoitod person, ,f be wura a 1 roe maw, wwakt lay hi* band jenriy n* his *ti-lt*o|er, and any, "I* ft* : heeled)" Hat m lluoolaiu, if trauth bf- ' fends Jonrs, Janet asks («i;h • rising ir; 1 1-cliftn on th* last ward ahkh it exooae- > ; ivel_. nrgrsvai.og). llow uiach do jwwF Hiilsei klMbri nod forty us jd - —#~fi rTWTVfi YoE"T» a dui. ( -Is qnarter (sett »(-v n this foreauua ; pft*l ; uurewtf— yoe're my hlabher." ' — If *»•'« eeaaot tut* la-) eaa ea, 1 i »ras»* th* r, jo po »«. *1 WWJ a h«bf IptetMbtatenikMrr.