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VOI- XII.

CAPE ISLAND. CAPE MAY COUNTY, NEW JERSEY. WEDNESDAY. FEBUUjAKy 6. 1867.

NO. 609.

f h t fort's (Surnrr. tn«m lbs New York fltitro.l j THE AMiEL OF THE MOW. KiMkkMtuiNMiiiniii. Asd th* tads wind's Ingers lilting, Daartnc, twirling. letthery wre.lhl i And I fcnnid t»- dtornwlldr railing rnm the (toads In tvnet appall. ag. Ad th»eaew WMswililf Plllag. Mtrsafr his ley frsatha. As the nee'htN fell eo wfcltrly. tout hsr shlrrtlng L-rmwers MJhtlr, Tnlteird .1os* MK shawl p—lfhilj AMtwhwUhnm was lid.', Ae the Morw. rewomlvsa, drifted. While the shrieking Nbr'b wind blew. An she gvssad I anw her vuivsr la the sold winds, saw her shiver As Wens*. dark, irjrri.sr O'er hnr I rmsa rod j rsibrd -. And mj heart was Iliad with sadness Far these little la ul fladeess. Ikw the r«er by sdsrn want snished. Than 1 vafiaty eowght to borrow, la the faeaght od bright leoimw, Coast t« far the hen y sorrow, Weiftilnf sll ray sp'rll i!o« o , •at the faera JUad shrieked the louder, awed nleei and nirccr, pro der, IseMeasd drhfts al lay powder, nets kls daiiltag. frosty erewn. Then ate heart wUh sorrows rlraa. Looked sppraUngly fa Heaves, Me thaoaseii press las flees, or a Spring t.ae for Ihs ssrib , Uhs far distent musts pealing, Tokens of the Spvtag bole's birth. And from Winter, de.h sod henry. Foil of the repeated glory. That should glad sash lengtsg soul t That the anew so swiftly falling, All the earth In whit, shrouds palling. At the stern's relentless sailing. ted has gleea as "Uka wool." j Md my sorrows vanish Bestir' Gladdened all asp heart eonplsfal}Full of fifaf and pain UU saw j , ■ads see hearken Is Ih. .tor). Fining all ■» sent wlU gla*,Bsads an angel with tks snow." Whan youth's Jay no longer hlesssik. When old age wnh sees oppresseth, Or whan grief Us soul d sirsaaetb. And dark sngufak hnlls Us brew ■, Far boj osd. Us e loud a are rlraa, Asd a promise bright la glren I There's n ralahow set la Hesrsn, AAd anengel In Ue saow.. IgistfUanrons. THE REBl'HE. Ha pat Ma empty kattls an tba table, i and tbrow himself on lbs homely Image, j Hd ni l laborisg ait, bis face browue / by axpotora. All day loag ba bad ban eat la ths sib, apsa tho top of a boos* , lilting lb* roof. Somrt.mss bid bead war fM4y eod bis berk walk, bat ba straight, etsed himeeif with thoughts of baau oaf tba treaiarat tbote. And oo« at tbr I sea ad of bio feoieup, and tba goaod a i hie eolae, dhwplil break sear smooth rot* ( obaebe, and losing B'cgar* play srlih bl> ■arts. He abate his eye to frame the ptr. , tore in bis heart — tbs picture of bis oil* ' gettiog eapper— tba plclara ar bit pral i . tliag baby ; be leek tba teal af tba araa- I tag ; ' nod oH Ibeda things comfort him.— I Tet ba k not qwrte grgto^gl— get wholly. , far, tn4aj ke at* anolhsr picture iba' i ofada b4m earioos ; rtok Bam Marla.e, | riding aal with his wife aid ckild-s heed | name pair— Sam, portly,. noafaaud aac omlUog ; bk wife, wtlb i dainty color In i boe ebook, and rinb garmesu folded about . her.' •'Ha y«d. l forn boys togotbor," tolrl i :g^W?Ssc2fi& ; boa Waaaad him, far be Wgmh with almost ■ Hhfifig. -jtmm fceopsfi aaMngo, II— I k» bmntlM boo so, boa wsrHad a tor- ■ tote. ted wttk plenty of lei.. re, can bring i 0»bk mahay jaat ae I bara loagad lo . brtef wp my Uttk Tons. I, by marryiag Jfa«| «i poor, hare brought harden, apaa Mary's aha. idem that most ba bard to boor. Pirn Hula ones, and only a day ' fab— jot f ted ba tigbad —fly. A* doythsWy board MQgrteft blm. « bad broegbtthii shade* heme with him— 1 tba pbsntoso baroa and rider, tba tan ' and Ue raf. "My Modg k a bnadsomer woman than } Ms wfae," he matured sareiog hit nrissry, "ted yotth. M.ar know root. . AA lot 1 toksog bor eal far a driro"— ba oodod the 1 ■ ia.su pawd. dsriog whieb the stood grow Ultfifter sad bseviar Aoaigb* 1 MssMg by, laid af I slungs fit-r-- '

play, aad boar bow bo draws his braalb ! i Harry, bo ii vary aick; yoi mast go for I I h» doctor. Harry started at ones ; littla Harden j • waa bit idol — o most beantlfal and allrac I tiro child, wiooing and loriag— a very j angal in tba bambla homa. It can not loag bafora tba physician waa in their ■ i raid#!. His firil glance was startling, bis j . j second* grass, Herbert Was vsry ill ; tba j terrible sickness was open him in its ino.i ' fearful form. All that night they minis, i tared to him in bit agony, fur Ib'y felt | ' ■ hat iu bis straggles tba link frai! Bower •l woold sooa ba brokeo from iba sulk, j j tboagh sbieldad by Iteteadarest care — And, alas! whan moraiog broke in oo- , j broken brigbtnsss, lbs tweet face of tbr ! babe wot tat towards it, bat it »aw m- j j light ; the spirit bad gone to Its opprr borne, and left tbo bno-s dosolats. How long n time eiipted no one knee 1 j in that hoatebolii, far tha boars pasted j | unheeded ; bat death came again and j . again, nod Harry and his wife stood in ! their Ions home desolate, Tbs strong j meo was bowed to lbs anrlb wilb agony I j For a time his rrssoa araa llraatonrd. : I Ha accursed Uod ; bt hasped curtut an ; | himself. J " I waa enrjoas of aoolbsr," ha cried, "and too bow Uod ban smitiaa ■#! Oh. giro ma back my children ! Only gire os bask my children !. (inly giro ma lb. ' blrsrings of my eyes, lb* jewels of my heart, and I'll toil lifco.e .laro — nol only ' throogh the horsing boars of tbo day, bat into the blackness sad cbill of midnight. ' I will lire on n trail ; 1 n>k nnl for con. forU— bat giro mo my ehildref, Lord, for I em bereft!" His wife, in the midst of her own grlrf, 1 tried to comfort him, bat bn woald nut ' listen to ronton. Ho us only throogh the crowding nrlb, black with damps sou | horribly elite with insect fllalily, lb. 1 • baaitifsl brows of hit An little children, ' bidden away from him fortrrrand near. While this sorrow si (till fro.h apun him, cams a Isllar poilmarked England. II u wifa opened it, and learned Ibal as ' uncle of whom ba had heard uoAiing for ' 1 years, bad died wiikln n fnw month., and 1 ' lafl bar hatband tho bair. 1 Dear Iba Bra grasps of his iiula rbiM- i ' ran, A I restore of gold was ready to be j ' poured. Harry liafaned with a stos\ 1 glance. Whft oat wenlih to him nnw ' , 1 "Ob, for jo.t one loving smile from th< | blee-ejed baby ! Take tbo iroatwre. dear Lord | I don't want it now— rather giv. i I me a few feet of earth beside my cbildreu 1 Heap ap tba gold, osd put my lilUs Her ly beside it, tiring ; only for one boor lot ' ma feel bib dear lips pressed to mios, and . ' for Ihmt ohaiea I woald barter carry dol j u*. Oh, for poa»riy, hlewpd pwaorty. | •rlth my children. "I toy, Harry, do yoa know that ynn are feel asleep la tha draft?" Bewildered, op into tho thick bearded 1 face of tha ipoaker tin laborer gaged. ' "Wall, hona'i yoa a ward of welcome for yoor brother? What da yoa ana with those wild tysa of yoars? It ike men crony?" ' For Harry Bang himself apoo his knsot. , end with strong cries tbasked God again. ha sprang ap and wrung Iba band of bis sailer brother— ran post him , caught ' bis wifis and kissed hsr, aad gatharod hi- ' babiaa aboni him, held them all le bitmap, loriag heart, while first tear- 1 rootled dawn his cheeks. Than as bis wife looked oa wondering, frightened, ba criod ' in a choking roina: "I dreamed ibey worn dead. Mary, all ' dead ; and I tbaak God that it waa only a 1 d medial dream. Narar, nar.r, .ball I W ' 'orions again, Oh, Mary, to tea tham at tba/ I la tbam — and again hp coramd their 1 smiling Upa with kle.es, sobbing in his 1 j*T Asd that wag Iba way Iba repining hutband and falhor w»t lad to giro op anry .Bd all oacbarilablasaaa. Truly, aamt , tiwwa tba Spirit doth to ma u insiract a. , ■a oar dreams. , mUHaiVr Bancs. 1 Than am a few simple common some ' roles whieb, if followed, will sowwtod 1 themselves to lb* homo at woll as U tbs 1 vig ; 1 1st.— Always ybsf kindly taward a borsp, ' no mailer what ho dona te yon, end coo. ' swqaontly narar show "tamper." Bo. ' itmesbor the heme beowebwUacUraly bow ' HaL ■ M.— Narar go near a bono if yea are 1 afraid of him ; lb. bare, will know il aad ' Uka ad ran lags of it bafora yoa ockoow. MP Jd.— Narar andortaka aaytbiag with a kooNIM ftsds M iasa yoteas ' awrry owl tba aniaea! what y.a warn af him. woo aWH karwt Its A. B. C'a, om iHtwr at a ! lima, baiag aim ba kaiisaach oimpte

; Ait vrr lining, itnd How lo Do It. What is odrrrlking? is a qoestioa wbo»a ' importsocs lo tbo botinsst mro or a community eaa not bo calcnktrd. Adrorti.ing is lbs art of making yonr waive known and giring poblicity lo yngr holiness.— Those who are adepts si adfesrti»ing, and ' ! who stick to ii, gensrally toccrsd ; ibote 1 1 who era not and do ooi, mrply If arar find i much profit in thrir trade, wbsterrr its j i nalara. Tu tbost who art mgnged in any , ' business wa say : Yon bast yoor wires, others bars thpir wants. It it yonr inter- < Pit to fill tho wants with th« wares— to : hrkf producer and consumer face lo face. ! to Ihsir mo'oel advantage. This it what | sign, am for, taatefally arranged store ' j windows aid the like. They are to sop- j I tivatc tba eye. Tba eye is ibe sentinel o' I tha will. Capture tb* aentinel an.) you j j carry iba will. Imprsrt the seotea and I yoa more the choice. The feel follow the j eyes, ijew how ihey pause at the shop j ! window, and how Ihey Corel a bat .in ih it. j { Some of them step in aad aoijuim the ; | price ; other, step in and bay, nol because j l bey oatd the urticls, batubeceuee the; , j iht winning windows won it away from : ' first and last ol all, Ibeeyea. It it in rain I ! (d raa.on with your entlomar.. Caaioni- j . ers do ool raataa, do not arrira al a parchasa by tha slow method of military "ap < vroacbas" impelled by an alaborale talio- ; i ciuation.bat corry the eoreied commodiiy ! hy a sudden auanlt. pirkad up to it by j • I Iba indomllable bnyonaia of Iba artists in i | sdverlising. It it ibia nntiiing, uoremt'. j . ling, ererlasting nerer-lake an for-an.wei ; < appeal to the ayas of tba paopls who have j I something for sale which they say will i make tha hair grow, that carries tba day, . i • platters the bair tonirs orer innomemblr ; i | .calps, and pots fortuoea in the bank to I ; the credit of tha adrartisar ! This it the : I ■ way to do it. Hnro.agood arlivla thai i | will do good, and than stick it at tham. : i j Hit them in tha face with it, slash them I I ; orsr the eyes with it. This is tbs art of ; ■ adrvrtislng. Say yoa bare a but— a good ; i i a b.t that is worth baring oo any- | body's bend. Well, pet it on every bod y '> | I ; head. Y'au can do it by advertising il. ' < ; Other . batters may make a living, yon . shall make a fortune— by advertising ! In | I l'nilsdelp'.iia them are imposing piles of i i owned by Dr. Jsyoe. They are hailt onl of sdvorlislog. lo New | York them is a bug* pile on Rroadwsy. I worth lis weight in gold, and an ncrs ol t ground of fuboloas costliness, tbs propsrij of Dr. Krnndmtb. All of it goes to the . credit of ndveitising. Brsndrelb's pills i 1 are household words, because Brandrelh i | was an adept in odvurtislng — only ibis and t I ouibing more. Tkers is proof on every 1 i ! hand, then, that tbat«'s money In ndiarlis- : t ing. But it can ba got out by "pegging ! t away." Tbo first sad chief, and almoti , the only, qualification for a saeeessfal advertiser is pertlaaciiy. To b« tha only i hatter in town, you have only to ssy you . are, anniewkere people are yuu say it. To t have ths only bair tonic, or billets thai t lbs paopls owed, yoa bars only to poke i their ay ee with tke assertion thai yoa here. , Thorn is only ham and them one in any branch af money-making I bat looms ap < and. fills tha public eye, asd monopolist'* , tha pnblic parse. These am Ihey wbo i understand tba art of advertising and ap- t prvciek the indisputable fact that Ik* | way to make money oat of advertising it . to stick to it. To make advertising pty, I il mm ba stack to with alt tha pcrtisaci- i that is Indispensable to sncoasa io ths | tbs prOaecatloa aft vary albsr art. There am tame men ia this country who spend fifty tbotssad end others wbo spend one hundred and titty tboatand dollars par ' an nam for adrartbiag. And every one of tbam ia golttag rich by il. The Wife. Womaa't lava, like tba rota blossom- i ia the arid deaart, spreads its m}t | tba bsrrro pleia of Iba bamao heart, , sod while sll around it it black aod doto- j il rises mors itresf tbtoed from tba abeeoe# of av.ery etbar charm, lo oo I sit nation does tba love of woauo appear , boantifal than ia that of wife; pa, i rents, bmlbotw. and friends bnva claims , tba aHscttaae; bat tba lora of a wifv | ia of a distinct aad different nsinrs. A I daughter may yield her life to the prater , valioa of a parent, aad a sitter may dev ol. , herself la a oofiarisg brother; bat tba feel- j ■oga whieb induce bar to tbis coodsct ore not sack a* tkoee which lead s wife to i follow tba boa^and of bar choice tknaagh i every pain anJtettjl 'bat eaa befall him; | to watch over him iiT danger, ta ebear him i ■a adrersity, aad arar remain unalterable i at Ms sMs la tbs depths or igaomlsy and shams, it it aa hemic devotioa "which s womaa displays la bar adkrraaoa ta lbs to the Fortunes of a hapten hasbaad — I Wboi wa behold bar ia bar demaatie 1 SCI ate, oa tsiallretaal jay, brigbleaing 1 tba Ibmlly circle with bar sndeormeaia I aad tared for the sxtmma joy wbieh thai < en la fad fa import, wa Ma scarcely ei.cu ' that the Fragile beisg. who sseas to held i bet niisieaoa by a thread ia capable el ' aapparUag tb. .imm nf ha... ..isr»g; say. .baa tb. bMrt af mas telk. , boMOb tb. >*%■! nf ogany. .bat U. jdbteldfanfcfaia bar prfatfa. p^ww. of ' Ijmm ^ soslglfMl I ■

Learn a Trade. i Why ia it Ibal tha proportion of yoong ■ niao io tbia eoantry. who torn out badly. • is so much larger, than il used to be ?— i Kerry moralist, and in fact avary dot" . observer, knows that tba proportion u< I sbiftl'ts, good-for-nothing ynong mm baa - | Uigcly increased within lbs Is.t few year., I particularly in New York and other largw i eitias, bat thai* who discuss tbs subject • , strm to be at a loss for ihe Iroe explanation. In our jodgmen'. tb» question is one of vrry easy ... lotion. We ntlribnle 1 it to tha spirit nf false pride which io- j deert parents to pnt their bays into stores and offices, ratber tbao to apprentice thrui - io good trades. ! Io tbacity of New York, at the preeeot ! and others of this rises arc ovvr-on with \ I j applicants flam parents who want litoa- ' j lions for their boys, bet manufacturers [ ! find .it almost impossible to g-t sppreo1 Fifty years ago — much later, in fact— : parents generally regarded a trade as ; something essential io tha preparation ol | ihs boys for lha battle of life. Even men : ! whoso circumstances did not require them j 1 to do manual ' work, made it a point to | have their boJS learn trades, ia order to j j give them practical iddas abont lha bosi' | noes, to moke them indoitnoas. and also ! j io furnish tbem aomtihiag to fall back j poa in case of adversit y. H ow i j it oow ? ; Mechanics and laboring men. even, have too generally imbibed the idea that Ihey : 1 ought to place thrir boys a peg nhovo the j i dra 'gery of niar.usl labor. They stffa | lo think that they am not doing jusftcr { tbem unless they place them in po»i- 1 | lions »ber# they can «ar "nobby " _ i clotbaa and keep tbeirhands while. There 1 j never wiu a greater mistake. 1 ' Look at the leading 'men in oar country. from the President down, and yon will aer | tkal as a rulo it ia tha meo wbo learned tradee in their yooth who bavn become j foremost is every branch of progress and I I enterprise. Tba hoy who is placed in a ( i store or office usually gslsvjbis head foil of | j vanity and jej^Mncait before be has bten long in nTt posiiio.n. He arqnires an In- i j ordinals love of dresK and soon becomes J so pnffvd up in bit owe estimation lha' I practical common tense Can find no lodgment In bis brain. His aim is to dress as wi ll and to live as bigb at those wiuwhom be comas iu c->ntacl, aad he is quitv ' likvty to go from habits of extravagance I to habits of ditaipatioa. Wa do not wish to ba understood as saying that this it the road ahich all boys (ravel who do nol leAn trades. We simply say that inch it tha tends nry ; aod il requires a boy of good mind, fortified by I good Farly training, tb resist the teinpta- | lion. Tba boy who it jot to a trade, on tba other band, givea vanity bat little chance to gat bold of him. He acquires practical ideas abont bnwoeas; hit habits are mooldtd by frugality and economy, and be lays tbs foondaiisa of a good. ose. Tnl and industrious cilitra. The idea that in null Isbor is awl- respect ah I r is one ol tho absurdatt things In this nga of abaord" No person with a Ikimhtlfful of brains will sty anything of tba kind, and those silly rrea'ores who do say to, aro generally lha degaaerata sclooe of bard wopkiag mechanics. Boys, whether rich opoor, high or low, eight to Itara a trade — not that they aboald tlwayt work at It, bat that ihey may bava it at a reserve capital, together with its influence In tbalr character. Bleeding From the None. A correspondent of tbs Skitnttfc Amtri ran states that, while going dowo Broadway, blood commenced running from m\ aooe quite freely. I stepped aside aad applied my baodkarebisf. intending to repair to tba nearest batal, whan a go nt lemon accosted ma, saying, "Jast pot a ptaca of paper in yaar month,- chew it rapidly, aod it willstop yoar doss bleeding." Tkaakiag bim rather doabtfally, I did as ba taggeatad, aod tba low of cesser] almost Immediately. 1 bava •sen the remedy triad store quite frequanT ly, and always with saeceas. Doab/lets any sabstoaca woaldaaswnr ibssaadparas paper, tba stoppage of Ua firfw^j blood being caasod daabilaaa by tba rapid mat ion or Ufa jaws, osd tha cosnler actios of tba maseles aad orfarioa cooaectiag tba aad a aac. Physioiaai aUta that ydacing a small roil af paper or mesiin above the rroni teetb, noder tba appar Up, aad pressing as tba soma, will arras; bleeding from iba aoaa cheeking tbs passage of blood throogh Iba ortatiat leading lo the ansa Potscxoci Usasa raoa Oa Laara.— Sissy pareoaa wbo oaa karoaaae or oil lamps ore ia tba babtl, whan going ta bed or leaving the roam for a tiara, of taming the wick down lew, ii ordrr le nave e Utile in tbs eaaeem p ttoa of aO. Tba saassqaeaca ia tbol Ike air of the room soon becomes vitiated by tba aaaeaaaarad oil by lbs gas prsdaead by eorabu tine sod also by tba misefa particias of smoke and Met wkick ess thrown off - Air Ibw. pciisaad ia deadly in tU aisats, -'lllll III^BiiBM ' poroses are .mtfad -iU tsfissaol iwa PI laags, bwodoska, dm,,. hjared by beealbJag it r — --

Rather Dull. [ - Tbs stagnation of trada has beta sc. 1 mrsiy felt by all butibvtt men aod even - thai enterprising data of oar fvllea-crea- • tares koown as "drummers" or traveling i ventioa aod resoorcve, have been obliged , I urcstionslly to jleld to the pressors of » ! 'he time's. t ; One of these gentlemen who hat re. - . | ceotly return ul from a trip to Tbirtlr i Brother. A Co., of this city, did iiot show ' i a very large exhibit of orders to btlsocv ■ tho liberal expense account allowed htm ■ hy tba fiim. sod Mr. Tbislle, after looking i orer bis returns, said: "Mr. Rataplan, I ire afraid yoa da act 1 approach the dealers ia the right way ; 1 listed to be wry successful in this I ue. I ! Sow jast suppose me to I e Mr, Rigbci. of Sellout. Illinois,' end-show me the way i yoa introduce lbs hoove Accordingly. Rataplan stepped oot or hand, inquiring— | "Is Mr Higher in ?" I | "That's my name," said M.. Thistle - urbanely. j "My name is Rataplan, air. I rapre.eai | Ihe bouse of Tbislle Bros. A Co.. ol Bosj em merchant, hers arose, otTere&lhe talv.- ! man a chair, and expressed his pleasure at seeitg bun.] I I "1 am itoppug with Overcharge si 'he ; Stick em House, and have a fine m broken j lot or samples ahich I would like lo ehos j ion ; think we ran offer you some specie- ■ j advantages, vie." And Rataplan deli v. j "Very well, very well," said Thistle, I "Exesse bis, Mr. Tbislle. .aid IUtaj'lhe style of our w.steru merchants jus' I and we re peel this rehearse) ." : " Certtttuly." said Thistle, aud picking op Ins hit, he stepped oo!. Reluming be found Rataplan with bis chair tilted nock, list cooked Cerctly over bis right eye, bit hcrlf | lamed on Tbiatlu's polisbeit I desk, sr.d s lighted cigar betneru hi. ! "It Mr. Higher in?" "Yes. he 18." responded ItslBplsn . fbisile's eyes. "Who to are "I represent the houre of Thistle Bros. A Co.." said the astonished employer, coughihg oei wheal s quart of smoke trom bis throat. "The blaxes you do ; are yon one of i that concern I" " No. sir. I am not." said Tbistls. " Well, il's d— — d laoky for yon. thai you are not, for I'rs had two drumtnere lo one customer for tho last two months, j and if I could gel bold of tho ' lasted j 1 fools that send 'em out bars alibis time j I'm duroed if 1 wouldn't boot 'em clean j oat of tbo town of Sellout. " 1 -• That'll do. that'll do, Mr. Betapleo. j said Thistle, " I've oo doubt you did the hvet you could for ths interest of the boa: eTrado is a littla dull.— Bottom Camuercrii Bulletin. Whom Nol to Marry. A Southern editor sxpreuses himself I annoyed ia behalf of tha fair sex at the reception of Ihe (ollowipg, and yet iacontitlsnlly paolisbes it;— N'eret marry s| woman whose lort for jon will depend upon tha gratification of her wants, or or hsr love of power. For however ardently ■he msy profess ao attachmeot to yoa, or ' extol yoa to othare, or take pride io hearing yoar good qoalitioa praised, yoa mat rest assured that tba moment you venture ' to interfere with what tha considers her sola prerogative, even though it ba in tkr discharge of a selento duty, or aa exareisr ' of the rights which, as a | rotector and provider far your family, you possess, ' both iu law and equity, then she will hste yoa as cordially as she loved, and not be 1 at all backward ia calling yon very ugly ■ names ta yoar face. No matter for your exeusas, or far disclaimers of faaiicloo> or epiufal ialaat— yoa are a lost man *> 1 far as your domestic ptaca is concerto i. ' —Uka our word for it I Wht Paiotcm abi Poo*. — Whan the l venerable Thomas Ritchie retired from the edilorabip of lbs Rich mood Enquirer, i and accepted tba eootrol of an 'ergon' in 1 Washington, ba raid at a public diuner > givea la Ma bower, that than ware ou tb, books of tbs Enquirer, unpaid debit ( umeaaliog to the enormous aggregate o' two bnadred Ooeeaod dollars ; of which, if ha bad a van oaa-feurth, be might be ' able lo apeod lha deoliaiog years of a '' bard- working life in lha repose ba to much needed I Ba* fOA.HlMLa Lswca,— Among the sew intentions la a button which is F (ootaoad to cloth without thread. D is > said la ceaaih eo!ely*o! a halloa with > , wire to ho losarlvd lata lha cUih like a i Mik Miaw, aaAlhafa psfasqil dwwqfiqi, sr. i oa la fcewi a rtag to. hold the batten to its . plaaa. Aa thsa Iawaftaa *01 assbia araa to heap tha faUfa' est IWir ahltia, II b I eafeiolllad fa u »w*y with wivaa aJfa. •»H ...

Nave lour Money. » j drnre of how rapidly capital, judic"ously ' - invralrd, will incrcasa. the Philadelphia ; ' f Ledger publishes a Itltlr incident thai ! J every nor. It ia aa^ulluwi ; j , f A few days ago 'h. eirda of active ' ' busiest! IMS was shirked by th« an ' - nouncemmt o* lha snd-li-n drsth nf ICd- ' ■ ward V. Dal". Esq.. President if th, 1 > ' Norriatown Railroad C-mpeny, and Vic- ! 1 . I'rr.t-l-nt of Ih. h'r..nklio Fire In.uranc. ! ' i I'impany. In IcCiU. ttx-e-n 'y,*r* "l'«. ! " ( Mr. D.I- retired from tb. oflira of Pr.v | J t ' cl-.y.^wilh 8U.9fal at ih- net prnr-eds ..I i 1 I his l-ooi- ul pffir-. and. a. hp at the tin.- i " . avowed, about all ..f ht. -arthly pnstvs- I . »ior.s- Th.a sum ba placed ;u lh« han-l. ' f sbre^'msoag-'r uf toom "j "il ■ 1 r tan acknoal.dgm.ut, lo lw u-.d us hi. | hairs wh.n call.d on Tho fact of thi. ! dapo.il thus niuda. sixi.aa yaars ago. ■ '' ^ It, aod Mr. D . baviug '.i'i.d tudd-nly Is... '! r mcrau-od. bit hairs, a sun su-l dauglilar. * i Though Mr. lUwhad •abeaquauily mm. " . -rib Mr. Phillips, m mil. a very* band " i end in sstho yaars .inc. about ln..-0'tbv 1 . mora would b- odd— d lo tha ilnrly th.-u ' sand, making, witl.«at .|-cul»ti.o : lun-t lha .urn paid uiar lo the baire. i hi. 1 , porlnnl fact thai fiitrrn this* and dulls., ' saved soil inva.lod at tbirly yaars ..r sga. ^ remain bor tha impbrtant ltd of begn-ung 1 ; to lay up early. odds uuu eil si-. ' best raying*: "A man running f..r uffic. ' •malls ul Wary body ha meats, and Wag. j ' — Why it ao adilor's lifts ltk« th- Bunk i 1 f suaad of many waters, it over suymg lo J j , ! luee. Sure end's siaoa coffin 'nil Is. I u f ' I j man's lifaim.- • — Wbai's thai ar a picture on ?" uake'd j | s countryman in a print store, the oihe. I r | Joshua commanding lha son to stand r still." "Du tell. Whieb is Josh, and I which it bis soq?" the heart towards Ihe merit w-ittahm. oi , tba parfacli -as wa adaiira; and produce, parsons, to promotu each other's iolcre.i. t | knowledga, virtue and happiasit. j — Do you i-.ka novel,?" asked Mis, I I'ltigeruld ta her buckwood lover. y "1 can't say." hr replied, "I uovfr ale r any; but I'm death oo possum." — "Dsn." said a litlle four yaar old. v "give mo sixpence lo boy a monkey," a "JVa'vo got one monkey, in lb- house r now," replied the alder fallow. "Who i. r it, Dsn," osk»d_lhe III tie fallow. "Yuu,1'' e wui tbo reply. " Then give ma sixpcui a d io buy thomnnkry tome nuts. His brush- . ec " shelled oul" immrdialely. • — Cab a woman bo wetter than whan ' she hat a cataract lo her rye; a waterfall ■ oo the bock of her head; a creek iu hm r back; forty springs in bar hoopsd skirl, and high- tied shoes on? Y.A whan thU hoi a notion (so o-esn) iu bar baud. — There are 780 charckts ia Moicow. aid all the bells were rung at one lla-rai , the occAion of 'the roya] marriegw. Th- „ clanging was fearful. — Tollsyrasd died a few hours »fth having signed a lurmal recauiation of the ' errors of bis extraordinary life. "II. ' disd Ilk- a man who kosw bow lei Irs!" s said a lady. " After hombuggl g all this d world, beewdsd by wishing lo humbug Ihi. olhrr," sai l M. da Blase- nihil. ' 8M.tr. — A man in Connaetirut ub • IstntJ s -s Inter's supply of axscllsnt puts II toot in ihs lollobiag cats auausr: Hguts ant ward ha wss dssiroi, of oblsin , iag s specimen of Ihe b»-t t.wl at pals , tost, and woold pogjhrs-. dvlisrs f«i . . pock af sack, himaclf- fa U iha jsv'ga a' I'ut.inaa pparad into hie cellar frun al: , lbs eoaalry raapd, sad wb-a Ih- w.» „ IsneJw.'kad oubiidad. the l»»n CsnJ,.: , eves his' three dollars far lha bast jwek, a sad Iks next spring sold polaluaa a.., .ugh , ta mare t>oa aovsr lha pngtdai fatriay. , n-si Aa bsviag had a firal qsA iiy auicl.

i uu;rr»ionul Sutnoxary. MosdstJss. 28ib.— Id Ua Baaaiaw r-solstiou wtt iotrodaced for lha eatafau. lishmant and mslnienaoca af apablic pork I in the Di.iriel of Colomhih. Tba bill. - prohibiting peonage ia tba Ttrrilorifo as reported back from ihs commutes, and ihe bill relative io furoithiag copies or til book*, Ac, ropi-righted In ths Cos. grrstionul Library was passed. The aal amend -in act estnbli.bing lha Jadicial I Court s.f iba United Statss was passed aad j goes back to tha Hoove lor coucarraoaa ou u verbal amendment. Tha Heats bill ; "• certain crimes in relatiao to the currency and public securities was pawed •n.1 goe* lo the president. The Tariff , bill came Up uud several amendments af minor importance were sg^-ad to. Paud- ! I'ravidant with his objections to lha bill lor the admission or Colorado was received. In the House, st tba call of Stales for1 bills Inr reference, Mr. Noell, of Missouri, introduced one to rrgulste the suffrage lew* of the District by abolishing all disqualifications from voting on account of a noihar making .1 unlawful far lha Secretory of llie Treasury Iu retire any o.-les from circulation except mulilated holes w us rclerred to Ihs Wsysood Mvsns vnliug -or the impeachment of iba Praal* i deut cum- up undri theeul! far resolulioot,and Mr. Loan moved lo re far it a select L-ommitteo at seven. A sharp debits ensued on this motion. Mr. bs Blond fa* ih- republican members that lbs Praai•leul should b- impeached. Tbs morning hour having expired during lb- debate tba revolution of inquiry whether any obligo* of the United Stales bare beaa fraudulently made or isvuad in tbn Trailmy Department was adopted.. A bill la provide for the ex.ioiinalisn of lbs Treasury end other ex. culivo departments hy a ro-i-millue of three citixms not holding "Pice under the government was passedI he Kaco9slract.no bill came up. null Mr. .•.■evens modified il in several particulars. I'lie .nth section, declaring that aay Stale ubrogafiog Ibo provisions of tba bill . should thereby forfeit its reprrscnuUaa w»s slrivkeu oul. Iu dilcussiog ths pro* , piielj of referring the bill, Mr. Btevaaa .a. called to order for using some sharp ! tanguag, towards Mr. Bingham. The biU j was finally referred by a vol* of 88 to «5. 1Tksi>st. Jas. 29lb.— It ths Ssaola Ike cousid-reiiou of tha I'ryaidant's veto. ! »f 'ha Colorado bill was after tome de- | |>slo postponed until Wadostday. The - I'arlff bill was taken up sod several smssdmenls wire ugre-d lo. Donng tbs eoa- ; cderalion of Ihe bill s messsgs was rs- • ceitc-d from lbs Presidenl cootaiuiag his j .i-j.-clioot lo ihs Nsl-rsska Admissioa hill. The Tariff bill wax agaia takea apv j sod Mr. Wilsoa, of MassachusslU, op posad us passage, lis said that It wot uol called for by Massaebusalta.i In ilia House ihe Committee on Eleoiioos was discharged from roribsr eonslJuration of ibe condncl of lbs Prosidant ID the Maryland sl-ctious. The Joint Committee on Uelraoclimrnl reported a oill sppoioling a board of three rommissioners for examination iolo tbeqaahflea- ■ lons of all persons designated for ap. - I'oinimenl into the civil service of tha United Stales. Tbe'Honse soon aftar want inlo Cummitlep of the Whole so lha General Appropriation bill, and lbs Invalid Pension bill was passed. Aft-reoasa uiuor busiifiiV-lire House adjourned. W (hxudsv, J AS.30ih.- in lha Sratlq ■ he Pr. -iJeoi's .,.o of the Nebraska bill was read, ordered In ba printed aod laid upon Ibo table. Th.- Finance Commitlew reported adversely lo iba passage of ths , Gold bill. ^Tbe bill to punirh co ruin crimes relative to Ih- currency and sees- ! 'Hies of ihe United Slates, was recoa- ■ ■lifted and amend-d. The Dill has bam passed by hoik houses and oow goss bock ■ o the lower House for eoocurrsuee. Thtariff bill was taken up end Mr. Sumner's ain-ndmru' reduriag Ihe lax ra bitumi* •pas coal was disasrred lo Uavsrsl naimIirisjn am-udinanu ware sdopt-J. Thw •ill prohibiliug Terrilorisl officers from ■ hstniiog Ihfinaelris from their delisa for -ore Ihsu thirty ddys wa. passed. Tha -nsid* ration of the Tariff Mil wts re-um-d aud tha du<y on wheat waa ia-r-av-d to forty rvou u bu.bsl sad on barT »« «"> <»»<•• In ihe lloeee u Mil fixing lha coaipou-uli-n for offirers <-r Ibe r-eenue rultar - vice bus pass, J. Bills-, re mirodaoad :.> astaldiab a sysl-m of free school* far he District of O'llniobfs. and to conform he rules of pros' ins end pl-e'diugs of th* United Bute. Courts lu the IsWs of lira -spfctree SI'.'—. A rr.-luti.m sxlsnd* ng lbs tiara far codifying the lawn Wis- _ use fa caviomi was psa— d. Savsrsd SX*' cstivr t-ummaairatieas »>ra pre ran lad. The llasisa went fale Comniii-e of Ibo A.kole ,ad (-ri-cded to Ihs ccsi4d.ro* iua of lk. C-usul.r and Diplomslio Approprislino MIL Tb- Military Aeadtey Appn-prisHor. bill vs* isksn op aod, aft— '«* or t— minor amaodoraols, booh bills •*'- rop-tod la lha Uoata m4 re^y •vvf ootii % ■