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CAPE ISLAND, CAPE MAT COUNTY, NEW JERSEY. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER Hi. 1S07.

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BUSINESS CARDS. a cam a. JESSE M. SMITH. of O.J.. I ummJarXaaa SL.npp.TsHr thrD-ntir H(iu>. . IIEMO 8WAIH, '. pfcaval Totrasaad'e Inlet Hour*. ■ Weetrotr., ' < «|w Ma, torn:!;. MICTWS B I' SI Si ESS. J fftSMa'an/'h* pubUoTltef'm'u *"rerd.' i t^Umf tiuaii'lw"***! ""l i* n*a* "I" tostirad j c,' ° '•'•"J-In' '' | «• II- GREY, ATTOixcr-iT-iuH-, .wanes, soucrion, 4 ! KXAathtB m cuAKCKnr, Ms as it Irun, as... r Faust. [:>aiin, N. J., ' • all Adjolalii* rtnt N.imu.i Uauk. A MTIONLLK'N NOTICE. THI uadrrs laurel haiLu taken out |iarn~ s. : I V Auctioneer, respectfully rives untie* t, M. mend, nod lha puUlc.thnt hc it prep,.*.: to attend lo Public H.U. in -ny [.it nl y.;.. ■•Y rountjr, at short i.ntlee and on ressonatlr tanas. WILLIAM CHAMUl If, Jaa-«.ur. Ul told <i«lc«, SVJ. j B. B. SWAM, It EA L BSTA TE A GEN.T, SURVEYOR CONVEYANCER, OBee, cor. fLSRTT a iliL'TH Kttrrta, _Ja»-T < ape Island. N. J. JESSE M. SMITH, REAL ESTATE AGENT, tactoa and Jackson street* to co","°' w**'N JeANf-SO t at* UUmd, A. J. AOCTION BCSMBSS. ter.auuf tk'aV k^ wm "awi^'to^ltef^riteh1 ot bailaii. aajalati la Cape May County, at a reaaanablerateaaany other iTtaon, and eoliclt. your patronace. Jta.it: M. smith. Cape Island, N.J OBee, Jaekaeu St., opposite Ike Centre House CONVEYANCING. niTDI, BONDS, MORTGAGES, and other la- [ 1/ atrumrata ol wrltiux lr*sll> drawn, utui I neatneaa and daapatch. and AcXaowlretatarnt- . and Depoaltiona taken by UENHV SWAIN. Ma Her la ' *ji-rr> OBee at Weateott'a Bterdlar House, Townaend', I A -JJ. ■'*£ l'w!P* COU,>>r' "* '■ .NOTICE TO THE I'lBLK . f~^N^all iwpperttra ten with the Suhaerlter lot J the sum at fi.e per rent on ell property twit U L Rest. # JESSE XI.^SWlTH, ( JaSdO*** ^c^'ll'tlgld^tei'jer^?'' MONEY J : MONEY 1 I

E^^KasORl who way wtah to borrow or lend an; j*^"pariu* mak ! lie a'^uTaVlon |jv£j an^'tor wljat time, and lh*^ security that can' lu persona having mow. to"Voil tan Visa Itto rtsponsible paruss without in. kins It known to others.. JOHN n. HTFFMAN, Attorney at Law, Jet*,*si-t( Cape May court llouae, K. J. te. THE RICHEST MAN IN THE I ^t ( f WOBLU.^ ^B^Varla, AprU «, •*», is Hue Faulty, St. Hmiore. Will jou he hind er.uush to have lorwarded ] tne here s e, bottle* of ynui Indian Llmmeal, tr WIU "fJurw aS* you" thaleouut through" .desrtr. i ^teloo Solrym Hothacluld havlnr recuiuiu*^.The Indian L-ininit-nl. AS a railef, erre ready i aa a killer of pain. | taken inwardly, oi outwardly allied, baa 1 noeqnal. I'm the telle! and r ,ir n Ik I..... iliaMSearalan A«Veitowa,a^rv..,a<,u.. lahiaa Inwardly, in the cute of cholera, i iami> and rehaa^ln Mo^JfchaiiSj'iSSStail' j ' users Ute^oi'ldVirJr'a'' 'h* Jam "Lvlhould'b.- i Iwm'iS ZmZK launot he retlttated Inquire le t Major ;.A h t • INDIAN LINIMENT, and take no utner. Ft..-, au eta. per bo rue. For ae;r at w hniassle and V ; Gale k Hobteaoa, luS Oreenu Inh11 al!^7." V . , F. c. WeHak.Co.lw Fulton •«.. N. V.it.kaa. N. i ilttaodan. JB at:, Ate., N. V , an t tty rrtywu-Z-JVSLS;, are-KV.'si teffi aniiallMsaS ha- J. T. LANklo CO . JToprutton, 1M twowdway. ». y. IJ- ik-oJ lor Uwular. ONE DOI.LA li. ONE DOLLLAIi. j£&to*iiiMifn' A'KI.im", i'*™ f'KUU NL MOBE T ALl iHLETHi.V COLD. J')< WAllsWJJtm^tDnf Ur.fOTlheOalarr! , , dlaoaee la its worst loru No iwiaoa aollan... ktMuUMRbl C^d^'h^'ltedfdU'U., g'T.r;^rj<.:,i;rJ: ' by*lthe^p|^wK'U. | **u litwxnp* hk*uit aitniNK, i^wte^ASteUe" on m >• \mj Lwa"" Lit «»i <07 Broaoway, New Sor'k. A PH*>IOiqCICAL Vttw or MABRtXev. 1 'ireu** U!* " 'WT and Body, with tt,. ■

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. OM.1 Illici t I MM. K) * I si"' d* 1 ' (°°t' it I ECI^r^ l"""**' Saturilay.'^'bf. I i ' I To Rreat or iurre,' w'lne Included, )ViratVial* ( j ! in. Slot ; Second Cahtn, lad, ilujtokti. i fern.'*1 t.LO. M A C. tiJ'N 1 rE^AsenL " j - te Broadway, N. V. I 1 'J-Ilt: ILMIIRAfED ESTEY COTTAGE ORGANS. J- MTKY k (U., Brattlebo.. it., i ^Manulactiuera ^ 1 j Itate taken thullrat premiums at all the prini-l. , ) - pal Pairs in the country. I» Wa.btnstun at.. Boalont €17 Broome at , N.V. > II v 7th at , l-h.t ; 111 Randoli I. at.. 1 hl-ae-v. / MIlTAIil: lltl I. al MIN4RV, l-wu-'kr. j * .N. T.— An r.n<ll*h lint I'renrh »ch<-il IT* i Vonne l adle*. Very arteel. delightfully aJtualed i I and aAnrding unuaiial adi an [area for a solid nnJ 1 ;'l rtrsant iduealloa. For Ike prospectus, aibltea* | , j early, the Ret . GEO. T. Rlllkk, A. M-, KeettJ ty- j AOi.NT* WA NTKD fur the brat book ol/lhr yrtr "Tka Hlatory of ^t-e Greet Hepukj^ rd by eiery - Ituda and wlthuut eomprtitlmi. I Apply at antr to BHOI OHTON k Wt MAN. > II Hlble llouae, New kork. AGENTS W ANTED CW GkNEHAL L. } BAKER'S ; ^BISTOBI OF tJJK^SEI BET SKP.Y It K. aupptraa'tt, IU publltefluu'waa detaVrdT"'1' >' now Wing b>ue.!, C N A I Tt.BFti and CNAStUDCLD. under ihe »ui*r» l.l.oi of General BAKER, wbaar malirlo.'a uarrattira are all dtr.le.l I.) the hlsliea. olheial authority. The hUirala of the National Capital are Tho. ' "ttewlk't loha "rlui^ rn*" II^T *°m* Memhrra ul t.£u«re£',"Fl..V A Lt^'ARilUN BHOKKk». ami dtatlasuiaheit military rharaetrra - Send for i irrulaia and aee our terma, and a f'i'l ■nit'lu kUC<) "phU^d*! "A. JUNE" »Hl>A GENTS WAITED wonderful Fngravjnr of tl.e ay,-." Address tin Chestnut alteel, I'hiladelphia^a. J'HE NKW KfXMiiit—imieirtant announeo '"'Hlahad'in A,ln* Fal.illjllook.'e'rel eetpt of Ao rerttk'by add>eaa|fng*nnif. J.^WaM-" SioTT.of the b'nlterall). No. M Clinton Place Raw Tork illy. , 'po Mrrcltuufa A. Ituaiut-nn Mr ti. j jntw^tnehl to to Inaertrd 'in a*aeler' lot 'ol '{dui | »lta> per uiont li i ninths lor »l,i»o. The*' p*j i t nb utrd'th louitknut't h/ni'mulwt ' "to o." a r«, Favorable terms offered to parties Who w lab p advertise la only a few rra>p»p*Ta. Send 10 I a elreulac rlvlne^jtata of ^the papcta, or rail an. RuU'kLL k c." Adverti'idr \neiltapRo. 1I'ark Row, < 7 raw* Building,) li. I . XflSSOVRI I.ANITtc— is.€aonerea choice farmIt i Ins awl T.nher lamia, In kouth Wealrn. M a-ou.-i. at gl.Sb |er acre trail. 1 ta lota to ault [ *> Br-iad atra-rt. New Vork city, j

« EXTINGUISHER- ; X TurtaMePelf^cilngFlreKnaiio PUTS OCT FIRE IN«TAM.V yUjf »4 1 »:.o. CM Eh God tor CTrdnlara. j & v. «. t'DtK i:\TiNt;i;. any n co. aa en MADAM I«»Y> without Ugh' iaerng j Sold at ladies faneylrood* .toreaVf-eta:!). »n j | at wholesale hi^ ^ « nu S' Bow | loa, and el Walker St., Now York. *■» A DAY'. Ml ami by any one. with my Patent Stri. | ^■ cll Toots. I prepay aatnplea free. Bewai- . : j A- 1 w E STT I .LlelVK ! j PROVED <^NC^L rarir^lra. all .1 Agents w anted— to innusci aarai,. he., he.— We wish to secure an agent lu . every rity of note than EuUO population, to^l rear. This !• an opportunity lor arttre men taecure a profitable eaeifieettnn with the be-t eaohllawd Adtertlalng Agenry In the imp State*. Addree*. with full p*rt!rul*ia. rvfri. iee*. he.. GEO. P. RtiW'ilLLk CO., a> Park Ron . I New York. A" \ Wl;.*tWrL; j 'kw^nf ntJpotka genulae I ewk ^Mrtttt - WNETIWiB 'I'BOLk SI rHlTORlors— Chemical Heetu. 1 Sllrrr ihalitut Fluid, Rw loriar.taneonaly alb AC* .^dfaraSTnrtnl'aad1 aaTuf in" T*l«*"ar ailver-plated Mate. Manulaetuted enty by J SHAW, Chemist. No. JO ttro'f l^. Ct_ lo anv agent, uraerit by tnall upon receipt of • stamp, ta.hf by Deugewta and Variety gtore. eenerally Defalt u Fulton tt., S. T. W A. Ntehola, g»n. Ag't. Rrai.onalMe agent wanted In n rrjj count y^ui lntrodm-e Oje^arttrte and ani^rAiHTB ^ . **4*L BAJSiXL BJDWELG Prorwtetor. Agenia t ! ** Pratltretet, Ne.

^giiSttHaiicous. i, sqcire^oggs tells a war Nr a i.e. - Mr. Editor,p [ joying an jtfler^iupper smoke, we imJtDr- i ! lunoi) a Paw comer at the hotel, lor a tale j of confederate times. Hf readily cen- ! -etited. Hit narrative was really ami- : ! t.g, aad knotting Dint something hnmor- > j nan, Dow and then, ia relished by the beai D t or ns, I have concluded to famish yoo i- the story, triih all ite oddities as told fay ; "It was Ihe eonsarn darkest night that • j Nature ever dotted up. The wind bowled I | | tike eea-guHs on an icv.hrrg. Mj cabin 1 f creaked wvrae than a dry-wheeled gig. j Wal!-eyed owl, sal on the dooratep, sing* i .tig sea sick dirges to the turkey gobbler. » I toned do my oourb much as young rai» n teelhiog-timo. No sleep could 1 git. j_ Every time I'd ehut »y eyes, I'd see wur bull# and butcher knives. Polly Ann war j snoring worse than a wheezin' tuulo. 1 euiameucod leeliu' creepy, and migbtt j near shook myself out of the bed. Aclu- I • ally Hoggs wss "keered, for too fee, H j ' was rontored all round that the blne-bel- I I lied scalpers was on the Frogtosro road. : ' I got np, hut my ideas seemed to be tur- i uio' summcrsete. My brains appeared j " tattling like brick bats on a -mutilated t ' hen-roost. 1 grabbed the rollin pin for s j t candle, and nearly blowed my jngnlar Pen t out tryin" to light it with a corn-cob.— j ■ -Suddenly I beeid a rip-Blpper bang sound ; < in' agin the back window, 1 poked mt j t bead ont the trap-door, and sed, i " 'Varmint or human, who are yoo I' I ' " At this, tiabe Derrick's bow-legged | « bov, Zekr, crashed the air with a voici ; retembin' (he down faliio' of a rotteb I rmoke-boosv, and sed, t " '0 ! llezekiah Iloggs, git np ano I flicker — the red eyed catamounts are fllio I -ii-ww Skunk Heller, and crossing Uis- . t sardville Creek' — t " I'ben be turned and got away, muclat worried waapa io a whirlwind. /Atlbi- - my limbs almost rafnsed their office — all 1 my lingers turned to conntin tach other, and rattled abnot much as dominoes lo n I -iough pan. Insaue-likn, in fealin.' for t my bat. I pulled a pan of oil dowo bn me- ' This made nit limbs let-1 kioder pliable. 1 i -i , jnmpiD' fur the corn-stalk conch of my i i wife. I hauled her cut, and set her up explaibio' al the same lime, timely, t j eapiaiuib si me eaioe nine, tuueiy,

" 'I'oliy, shoulder your dude, I'm-gtaine to travel— I'm afnerd we'll all git crueilied aad unjiolrd ' (I ! fur a little mor.tle of grace ! 'I hem wild beasts is oomin' this way sure ! 1 ran smell powdar, and *e« blood alte ady ! For Uod's sake acrap.np the plcauinis— git iulo your liavellin' I harness, and iel'e slide out" "Bot, snakss git eont all at once the ' j woman louk ihe blind sluggers, and tried | lu shake hands with ihe jautagu stoflei. ! Dues more ] reached for the candle, nml .'onnd myself mensnrin' Ihe depth of a pot - j of bnt'grenae. Polly took a spasm, and ii { fell backwards into tka 6re-p!ace. I bur ,. hied l.oid and dragged her carcass oat 1 ' afore it was much damaged. All at once J ; -be come to, and looked wild as a oroasi eyeif hop-toad or. a well sweep. But of a - *uitd*n her sensibility returned, and sliI set to work in good aarnnst, a rollin' np i pots, siru-pane, crockery-ware, aad dry goods together. Thinks I, Ihsr'ss aar i aiess. hut hash 'em np— jam 'em io, Polly, and let'* slide onL "1 went lo -the barn ypfP"1.? jokn the J steers, and git the cattie started; bnt - there, as averjwbere, I found everything I in confusion. Tho yerliogs,'~wttb tails up r nod tongues out, was paw in' go-for-bolea | ' in the ground. The calves wera tryia to . commit suicide by butlin' their hraiue out sgia the gate' poet. Old Brindle sat op oa her hind legs, looking as grave as an apostle. She seemed weepin', and tryin' to wipe hsr ryes with a poke berry bosk, > Even the noble os curled his rare and I ■ looked crwes-ryrd al tka calves. Quicker j than a Fumble bar can spit, I bad tay live sbick on a buffalo gallop down the Frogtown road, and critters yoked to the ; carryall. 1 chocked io a few hams, slang np a gru*s of geese, t hen bawled ferocious ly for my mim-jolep.my Polly Ann. Ont . aha staggered, wore* than a slip-shod, ring-boar, goggled-eyed elephant, with " fuir joarguus in her arms, two on her nack, and a lot mure hangm' an to her gown. I soliloquized— -no wonder I'm i poor!' Stvsaha— " 'Htew 'am away, Bogfn, while I pare ! em up.' "Just then a aingnlar light staked over Fingtown.tu the direction of Uiasardvillr j creak, tfume (leavrnly varmint, thinks 1 j I. or else t ha etara are tryin' lo jump ont uf bed. uo|) refugee loo. Jtrel I Wen a heap awe ail on iHt-op, aoJ groin' Cast as db- ; traeted EUdaers. Hays they— i " ' Hoggs, raise ibaoi critlera — put 'em . on l!.e jump, Gr Ihe tealpats le ceain' np Ibrowgk Uragam'a orchard ' "My other half sow opened her eatin' r ewiowo, which sweeaakled a gap ia the i par awl of her marei-bor. ltfcad larked ' aibats git hold of we.'

"At this my hair straightened and atdfftTf op; all my veins seemed wound round Yny j bead, and tryin' to lie double-bow knots under my ears. *. Hy gad*. I soon started i them osen-. Johii tjilpin'c bolting stock i wnrnt oowhar. The cnrrynR bobbed up . nod down like n tom-tit on t pump hnn1 die. Polly poked boh mag oat from among j > the pots and kettles, nod yelpin' worse than a crippled kangaroo, ssys the— "'Move 'em, Hezakinb, mere 'tun.' I "1 was doin' it sure. Tbetn -steers 1 thought Hoggs was a demon/and adrivin' | 'em to perdition. Their shin bones an j a raisin' faster than the lever of a donney : engine, (,'oocato my pictur if ever 1 teed . ; aicb a sight before. The yonnguus all set ) lo bawlin' at once. Bags, buckets, and the plcauinis was ail ntizad' together. I : couldn't tell one of my frizzle beads from : j a bunch of beats. All al once something | rumbled as if tho destruction of ihe wotld ! hud commrneed. Thinks-1, the day of j I judgment is approackin', and that wis. i the first sound of Gabriel's horn. 8-vys I. j " 'Lay low, Polly, or you'll gib blown np with a thundsr bolt — hang on to tbeui i hums, and count Ihe younguns.' I "Joal then a 6»gr tailed varmint come ! wfteezin' through tire air. like a blistered Qnoth my wife — '"That eoncarn thing's sick nr sstrsn- ; I glin." "On i^uiftd. pretty close to the csrt, end fetched op sgin the fence. Hot, ■ ssakes git eoat, quicker then a lire-fly kill ' : wink, that reptllo screeched and split— such an uugadly bust sat never htterd oty | earth before, llutp OXVIi stood on their legs, and fell hack wards. 1 keeled ! i and dropt Hal as a sun struck squaeh, : jumped about ten foot from the can ; j and landed under a huckleberry bush — ! She hupped and Buttered mueh as a be- [ headed babuon. 1 revived' slightly, and ; ' tried 10 comfort my Other hall. She as. as s Kildsre rst, supie as the Dutchman's Baa, crasy- as a bed bng in a - i tar barrel, but apparcutly more skewed • than injured. Says I — " 'By the eternal lilalber-skites,wuman. j < calm your nerves, collect yourself, und i let's proceed.' " 'Ah, me,' says she, 'I'm bombarded, i I'm shot, und the children ate all blow-i ap too, I expect. ' i AtlBia juuetorea ciiiwd of home goarda 1 1 rushed by, mrmeil with scythes nod pitch- ' i forks. 1 uaktid, 'Whar yougwine, hoys'.' " - We're gain' lot bar side of Progto-o

; I o ditch a rifle roVt, ' they cried, 'nod to ' | throw up fortitudes. You'd better etir • your stdWp»r**Y. Iloggs, or yoo '11 b«. '■ ; sacrificed — the red-ey-ii scalpers have u!l erossed tilzsardville creak, and. ore now ( - smartly moving up the Frogtonn road.' "Su deoly the earth thuok again, like ' ' Ihe collidin of a couple of tiel ailopoU. ' I Them hume Kuardt dropt their pitch forks » and got over the sand hills luster thou 1 j bob-tailed colts in By time. War bolts | . 1 -pattTred through the wootfw, and carried - ! away Ihe trees like shingles in s whirl ' 1 wind. Whole jiuts of fence get up and i | walked off. Stakes jumped op and danced j - i in the air^callin' to mind lire fairy tales j ' of IbSTablSd Ksthlsens among the begs ' ) of Kilkenny. All tbosghit of my family j - i seemed to have vanished. About then 1 I i wished for ihe wings of a turkey buzxaid, - so that I might soar tu the wbile*capped > summits of the clouds, there io my glory > I'd gw one eye oo this wonderful scene — r there I'd sit like safely looking at des- - treclitiR. Of a sodden, Polly commenced a bark in' like the Bobemisu poodle that 1'ilgmrlic found, tike simpered — ' " 'llezekiah, let's jiut bands and climb [ Jacob's ladder together — how singularly ' stretched and <%gwu out I feel. I jest • ! know 1 was ^hit— count me, Hoggs, sod • .re if I am all here.' ' "Hut lo t the beguo jnmpiu' much as i lbs dsvil in a bandbox. She cat an aw1 ml caper iu lbs air, rwmindin' me of a greased monkey wilb a pint of pins is his [ stomach. She saiffered — I ; '"Hettkisb, my time draw, nigh.' "Says I, 'Polly, leave us a lock of your hair for rat pixon, and your old clothes - ' fur the picaniuis.' "Bullets begii lo flip and spattsr si! - : around nre. Both oseu was caodidsu-s for the hospital— tbey was seriously in- > jured. Doug-burned- Job bad his Up split . , and stiff-necked Bob had got bis tail die- ■ I located, and his jaw boos bent. So II i a as do use trying to git may further. 1 ' got (be youuguos out of lbs carryall, and turned the body over 'em as a protector. Just then, aomethio' with a xip-flippwr- ' chug knocked ooe leg Irom ander me. I took the itch— ague au-J rbeumatis all ai ' ' mice— wasp stings wsrn'l eewhar. I felt • j as if my shin-bone was a bein' mortised ' ' with a red hot chisel. Mustard plasters ■ and fly Meters was oo comparison. I was 1 «jble of serious injury, so raisim' my hrkA, J bawlsd frantically fur a few drops 1 ' of Halsum-csmpesbi and No. t. 1 iu- 1 a peeled lbs contonun of my foot, sod ' found that a portion of the gristle bf my ] 1 heel bad sastaioed a compound fracture. , Knowiu' it might result in lock-jaw sod I tic-doloreux, 1 was mortally worried, aad j almost prayed for salve and soothing <y- , ' rap, So Ilka a hew leggaJ but, 1 back*,. , I looked to IM direcuoo of lako. sod ' Never dad Hoggs tbiok he'd live I* witness swefe a sight as that. 'TklsVigU,' j SB

3 ] Brought I, 'Js'ath and il'-lfMliaS hav* | y ha.il sent' from Heaven to'earlh on a wn- » ; ful misaian ! O. for a little more il* of j I ' grace 1 Ruination is every whur— H '. no 1 nta tryiu' to flee from lb. wrath t-- come. > I Tho iloggs family might aa well kitk th - j - bucket here as anywbar !' So 1 dropped r flat as a pancake, and stretched myself * • out straight as a It it-graph pule, on I j » uited for my torn lo gel ripped, split an-l ! blowed np. I i All at once I was aroused by the arrival . ' of six nr eight Tour-burs teams, luatle-r i 1 with cannons, big as tar barrels. By Ju i piter I they stopped in the road riteoppo- . I j nile to whar I was aquntted! One fuller. I i with a clam basket bat on, drawed an uy>I ' tvr knife, about six foot lung, and swung I i | of that huh tailed war boss, looking wise ; as King Kmanuel. Brass tlukes and red j I swipes whar painted all over him. Utli j f ! buttons sbioed oo hi* preacher's cloak— t | inacb as wulfryrs id wint-r time, and I'm , be dogoned if ihpr warm buckle* and dug ; i ! chainr all over nim. Thinks I, li s a i i woft^er fie don't get langh-d op in all that a , ■ slufl und cl-uke himself to death.' Quite • dignified, he uuw raised aloft his ngbi I paw. and parting hi* red muilncber, baa ted linulike and red— [ business — cock Ihe cuiinon, and prepare i , | for to fl-ng mine red bot shot into tk't ! , j vicinity of F.oglowo !' I "1 squeezed myveU dowii lo the eartl.. I until I was almost aa fiat as a shingle, an J \, went one eve un the singular dolus of them tine dressed cannon men. I know* 1 they whar some of the ones our people called scalpers. I wes mortally bad sfceerd i about that time, aad would willingly have 1 : turned myself iulo nothing had it been j' > passible, t'ousarn my gizzard, if 1 could I i conjecture how they would oranuce lo ■ hammer, tube or tricker. One feller come . ; op and pointed the big critter's inside , i | wilb a a bile wash brash. Several of lb* teams curried dry goods boxes filled wu.i i ten-pin alley balls— these they rattled into I I tire varmint's mouth, until tbey wnuldn'l hold arty more. One ennp al each weapon ; j sighted awhile, thru the tine dressed war buss — what seemed to have charge ol 'em ■ ! ail— said' 'Aim for Frogtowc" | "The sbooiie' party now come np to ; | Ihe piece, with pine knots blazing. Says i ; the head feller— 'Ready ! Aim! Fire ' i "By 'Jupiter ! such a cneseJ noise— I; |

r ! smashin' fourteen worlds. The black : V.: varmints ran out Ibair led but tongues— I . like slippery ligbtuing going through a i grease pot. All my senses at dnee became ; j ^ethroned, Hoggs was insane— liogg- • I was a maniac ! Thai unear'.iiiy jar — thai , . ' ungodly concussion was ton much for mv • weak brains. 1 could See demon*, ghost* ' i and rejected spirits — all apparently statu - j > | in' on' the thre.bold of my bean, preparM ; 1 ; to pierce my |u>nr soul with tlrer consul n : j talons. When my reason returned, I I Ihund myself in u Yankee hospital, rr- . I ; ceivjo"- every possibls attention. The ; , surgeons bud n-set my heel p. und, Ilk i ( , Richard, I jumped up aud elclaimei , j ! 'Hoggs is hiuiself again !' " ' I More anon. Wilwon Whilldin. 1 Corinth, Miss., Oct. loth, 'C7. ! I St- wing .Macliiuc Facts, i The following interesting aiatistios we gather from the quarterly raturos msiii ,- we boiisve, under oath, by the (Yv.ini . I manufac luters af sewiug mucbines tbruug h ; out the Uuiled titales. Tba figures wnic-ti we prrsaut, aud which wa have been ul , some paius lo coiloct, show at a giaitcn ihe wouderlul growth aad great importance of this braocb of American manui fuclures. It will be obserted thai on* company baa producad aod sold, within , the year over /Mg-IArtt Ikoutand nut- . ciiasa ! 1 1 is souieahsl remarkable that, duriog lha recent staguaiioa in Irad*, ibis business bjj,beeu but slightly, if ul 1 ail, affected. But below are the figures Hewing machine# manufactured and sold - a* per quarterly reiarus, for lha year anolug June It),. 1867 : — DOCUI.K TliaKAD XACMISKS. The Singer Mauu'acluring Co. . . .43.0.VI The Wheeler A Wilsuu . . . ,3a,llj.> ' The lirover A Baker S. M. Co I&.'OMi i'lre Howe Machioo Co 11,063 The Florence S. M.Co 10.64k The Weed S. M. Co The Elliptic h. M. Co 3.UI The jEtna S. SI. Co 3,9.'iThe Fiukle A Lyons S. M. Co. . . . 2.4N4 The Empire B. M. Co 2,121 The Ueavitl S. M. Co 1,051 Total double-thread machines . . . . 151,135 simile THEtaJe ajt.'illKsa. "Wirt ox A tilbbs B. M. Co. . . .14,152 Tho Shew A Clark S. M. Co 2,bU2 .The Coodspcgjl^ Wy-crao M. Co. . .2,125 Total single thread marline 18,97" SrLurMh i'luu ia Gaatssaccs. — Over «S,000 la <t resaback. ; glff.OiM) in Sew. Machines; $900 iu Washing Machines, a vast awouol of Hoop Skirts, Album-; Books, Uold Pens, T'encila, Lockets, Ac., Ac., lo bo distributed to lbs subscribers and purebasore of lbe**Hnaa Axcsmxxt." Every yearly. subscriber gels I wo tickets, drawing from $5 to $100 each ia Oreenbweks. Canvassing Ag-sts clear from 10 to 111 per day r*ieio*r clutis. Hamnlr ceptea with a prise ticket aad fall dirermail. by iaaleeier test ceBU, addhaseed to the Hues Arcsk«eit, 7o n a-aaa Street, New York. Male aad Female Canea-slag. Agaat* wonted ia every towe aad neighborhood > the Called States aflSdfl

| 3t|ri(«Uuviil. The AgricuKui-Ml Lrrlnrr. i The Agriculture! L*cture by I'.ufe-e- j ' I d°°k' "" Thu""'"5f * 1 | both gealleeren aod ladies, ladteatetr at ' ! as enhei-ned the occaainn. Mr. R-utwn I Townsend was chosen fi r t 'iisiro ii.Ty at >i The Frofessor wa* in fine st-i/t*. ai-il . j I -ruled excepting Cape May. He then: ( dw*li npon Agrtonliure a* a profession — . at ujice agreeable and remunerative, Tl e j , pared wilh (he i-e'a.faring lib- it is almost t ^.universally preferred, excepting on Hie i , i Coast. Its rewards are certain when ' ( i earnesily and-riiergetieally pursued. The subject of "Fertilizers" was Iht.i j . token up. It is a subj*ci ol primary iui- ( p-rtanctr lo every l-iu-.ei. pluogl . i , | plant add larve.I a field, yvar .fie, re... ' 1'rofesaoi D.en took up the com, 1 | \ "h,t'h """ ! Ac., shewing ILe^ qusullly of p»la>! . j i whtcu eni*r into their ciiiiipueiliuii, ai--l J each ret, aired, "ill (uo*e in-- potaih. Inn-- ] pbosphoric acid, and utiiuionm were uio, t : luiporlaiil tu be supplied to the sol*. Pbosphoric jn-id is veiy iuipi.-ai.iiit, al ,1 ; of hfme. This is best obtained Irom ti<. ting pht-apbale of lime aoluable in wale: . j T*ke, say a hogshead lull of boot - ana ! pom upoi. them five gallons of tblplreiiv

' i " lu* ■ ful IU ; ! and uiu them will: any -jt....i*..-i,i .an. iatge umouui ul pnusphoiie acid, but ii : is leas aonjat.le, anil dues uol atl so teutili , ! Us best effects will hut be seen tbw i: i - 1 ■ : year. Auiioooia Is b*at su, ,>iied I , ;; ; I'eravmi. Utraoo. i, „ a quick .eriHik... | ! ano toslimulale an surly crop, Lu. . >• j allOUUlis'htle in qtiahllly SlifllClvnl to ei ■ j nen ihe whole county, lu property absorbing moisture is very luipotuiit, u | j gives it to iku growing crop uuung ihe | day. Composted win, ,olbrr manure it ^ . trebles Its Vslue. Call mod is another ,, ' valuable lertilixer, besides us direct ler- . nixing |sroperiies, it increases the re- ■ , ; (entire pvwpeilirs of our light soils. -Toe i laroicr cobnut dispense with clover a. a : , means ot htrtilixing the soli. It is esseo- | ' I tul thai tho lariu be luiotvd wilb alover : ,, to ksvp it up or lo enrich it permaneU'L, . unless u vary large uuiount of jerlillZei* ar* employ ru. With agonuclovel swoio , Ihe task ul enriching tin- ground becoti., s , aa *a»f oas. 'Ihe upplicaiiun ol iiuia is ' oecessary on our taouy suils to secure : clover. Marl iu parLapt ihe .boat assist, j ' ant oezt lu liuie. la an rxperiineut tried ; 1 on the Agricultural Farm, a pottiuh Was ; ' -owu with groubd buLi-s, auolber wo It . ( marl, and a third left without larliLxer-.-; ' . i he m.r! producsd four tuos of clover p. r acrs -r '.bs bona dust 2j ; tba unfarulizvu soil, lj tons, j 'fha i'roiesaor closed hi* lactura hy re- \ ^ J com mend log the lonbalb-o of "Farmers j I Clubs,'" lor lh« lulfiutauge of Ideas at u ■ I motoal prqfit. -ft* spoke of the nature' , advantages el Cape'May eouuly — itsnrany I C . undeveloped reaourevs — lis kbijny to foi*- YC . stal Other portions or the Stale. iu the : i early market. Had s*eo a crop al crstt- j 1 berries lb«l day on the farm of - R>chai.i | J ■ Tawnsend atrreaville. produeia* lhi« jrai : . 4IK) bush.-ls psr acre — the p reran I cr- p j ; paying ail Ihe expense Of their cullivu- | X ! lion. Tbm ia but a specimen of what can j ' be done, llo hoped Ilia county woaid ! < , awakva lo new life ou these mailer; and '• again urged lbs foru-ation of "Farhaeis' ' Claba" tbroaghnul ike county. " a After lbs lecture rematka were, mad* u i by Hon. Tho*. Ktvslay, Dr. J. F- Laam- : tog, Mr. Reubao To«o-and, Mir Usury » Spauldiog, and Mr. Jacob Hand on th* . a • subject* presented for dbcuvsion. Uo -motion of 11 en. Thus. Ue»sl*y. * | t committee of five ware appoioied In ink | 1 Ihe 0'Caaaary slept fur lh» forma ma', ion fi [ of a Farmer's Club, for lha MiddU Tom a . skip, consisting ST MeMrs. 14-oh n 'fsen •and, Tboa. Beetly, Jacob Hand, Henry e > dpauldiog. aad Thoe. Duagiaa*. j A voto of thaaks waa lsod*r*d to Frof j y I Cook, for hia able and eloquent Uelara. | a altar which tka maaUag adjoaraad. j a

llor-c-ItMciuK tt< Fain. li. [stale an, i N at i, -rial, have been S'» e Vf place to what is called trial of speed, nut which is nothing short of ao old-fash-i-'oed horsc-raro. with all the concomitunts of Helling nod gambling, and drinking and swearing, to an unlimited extant. D i- a shame that this species of sport, at it i* called, which is attended with so much evil and so little, if any, good to soy industrial interest, should be allowed lo usurp the place which belongs to egncullurc io its different departments. Wo «i»h once mora to enter our protest ' -.ca.-rat the change, and -to say that, in , -ar opim-iu. uiil. tls ihe evil is abated, it a-iuid lie belter lor all roncernsd tu^.s. eonliuuc fairs altogether. Thi-fe i# springing up all over the country a vicious ta*te for hurss-racing, and the managers •I out fairs ought not to be the ones to afford it so III Bob encouragement.* A correspondent of the I'rairit Turmtr makes the following sen-ibis remarks un lids suhj-ct, which should hsvo weight with the iiisnuKers sud officers of sgrical"In our County sud State fair* tho furimci* and other industrial classes, for whoso pooetil they are purported to be insin'ained. are the last thought ol, aud , Ho- least benefited of any ; and although the bone aad sinew of our country, they ate obliged to pot up Willi a paltry re lira - deration ol a lew dollars' for their product*, which have cost them, perhaps three times Ihe amount of the premium lo got the grounds. For instance, suppose a farmer, living at ream distance irom 1 the exhibition, lu have a hue cow which lie wishes to exhibit. It will taku limn and money la lit her lor c>>mpelitiuu, aud Iheo it will cost from three to 6v« dollar*, d not more, to get her to the grounds,- ** amounting, in all. perhaps, to ten or lifleru dollars ; and thru be stands a chunco of getting Horn three to live do'larv premium. if the lap/fi,, lu It Ike left. Al Die very same lime lie society can afiurd to pay Irom sixty to one hundred dollars premium on a paltry liotting burse, which l- u[ no earthly use lu uny one except a

" Li* gambling t-wner, who is b.nt ,,n swindling ail whom he can bring within bi» reach. 'But,' say some, 'if there was uo trolling there would be Uo crowd.' . ,\o», it it is merely lor Ibe sake of seeing a Isct lu be jsnieuled ; for we Ibluk it - oau hut be a lair UeuioOstratlob Uiut a I great portion of Ihe crowd ore shiftless > people, who go there, not lor the sake of UeiieUtlug and being benefited, but merely i. r the sake ul gralilying Ibeir love lor . equine sport. "Now, should our socielits exclude all j liorae-ruelug and things ol the kind, which* ' are ot lillle beiit-iir lu uny one, and which occasion so much, dissatisfaction among i ihu*e whu have thing* ol unportauco to 1 • xlnbi , and atvoilr their whole attention and lands lo Ihe .lim rcsts of the good, i subsiamui laboring classes, who .re at the Very ludRgatiiyd' of oar oatiou, runners aud u>cclraiiics would then feal a* thougli the socl.-llrt were interested ia : ibeir wellare, aud they would all lura oat j and thereby give lo them axvholesomu 1 visor, id place ol" the degrading stench of i l.eiting and racing. Tm-te societies would : thru become tyiy beueficrai to the un"Thi# is no u-w thing; there are eevei lei oigauitaiious of this kind throughout ll.u country, and ia every lustunce, wa i believe, tl»-y no-el mil succees. We are ' told by a Himd that iheie is ooe at B(. ' iajais, coil, celed on this plan, aod be I say* II IS largely allended every year, aod that they have a large ampitlbvalra, near which » a ting -fur the exhibition of | blooded nock, aud for each their pie- , imams lango Irom live hundred lo ouo thousand dollars; aod for all articles of farm produce, as Weli as uf mvcbauica1 I -nocture, sufficiently large premiums are j kward«d id snake it un object for proda, !cers aud manufacturers to t'tp-g their articles for competition. 'I think, ut least, if tbey should btvo j their hor-e-rarmg at one lime, and agrii cultural show at another, there would be I fally aa good attendance and butter satis- ! faction generally." ! A nark nf Di *i ui-st-lliiiK. t.'arelully complied autislics shows that ' sixty thua-and lives ars si anally destroyd by iuiemperstica in the United Htils*. On* hundred lbons*tid m-o and women yearly sent to priWon in conaeqqeace uf *krong Junk. * Twenty thousand children are yearly sent lis ihe pour house lor lb* same reo•an- v Three hundred murder* are -another of I lb* yearly fruits of intemperance. lVaiufaundre} saieidws follow these fear-ea-'alnxoM of misery. Two traadred thousand orphans arehe- • pi- a'-Ud each year tu private aad pahlie charity. ) i'tV-i kondred milli.«a ol dollars are | yeerly elgeadwd to pro-ipcs thiiehlaatuuc saiouat of criase sod tsir-Fy^esjkws macli I ia loat from lha hbi c*naa.