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CAPE ISLAND, CAPE MAT COUNTY, NEW JERSEY. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14. 1868. ^ 7" T 7 ... , . . ' 1 »u .. i.-- 1 *l._. !a jHta*-

NO. 097. WM» *Mk MM fclnili H TM-

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i .Ira uob up to Thn-lhoy it. aot Bla.i AO* I mum fail im .witiml trtad. Ih.l blow lo dl.t.ot tuft to plaat Ih. foopt-r. M.rdL«t not By ryo, w».s tItjgfU or* iombi ®um«t»u5. Si»8AL far A bark— Pulling * dog'. wlL ... „ w A MSV nt low U||(lln-» dtrap Tiik geutanau wbo look Ita chair triu not armlrtl. A Bad blatant burnt hi* wife, and a bad wife toots tta devil. clever pickpocket* arc add Iota the beat men to dis-puree a crowd. Ir-abotttoofginger pop weighs one 1 wand and a half, bow much w III your grandpop wslgh? AacnnpT and modem Greec la now known amoo« ctaaloal atudenU ait whale ofl and petrotaun. NirTHnro is wltoUy good or tad. There ate dark apota In the run, and brlstaeaMBina coal mine. 1* home of (bo fashionable churotas in Loodna, pregramaKsof tta nutate am printed and distributed in pews. Wa float knew that onr young men taT^h!^ T'^fnuny watere "Pmi u*r ia reported to be so had in Kite, Pa., thai the nam who pnt.it • at baa to darrj a kurtem to And the "Then, whydunt yougS me adromb" in nmt«r Josh Billmg.' lata paper. to bod. To Mmm b toLw h,„ AUaMHA fapmtala that the ores « tatltar nuta «|e tost tail ?*. ^

^pjSRIXwflf. Itaua, u»r, Marrtate. Tteftroubadouia carried the acfcnca a- of love-making to great perfection; they had a curiona code of lawa for ' their order. For instance, every lover waa bound to grow pair at the right of • hir mist iw, and was compelled, to be sparing both infodd and sleep. One 4 of the fraternity, ha ring been betrothed to a maiden from her initney, as she grew up to womanhood, declared Ida " a Ids* on Mm Whenel*r lie rhcmld visit ' her. Subsequently she rettaed to fid- , All the promise, however, on the plea ( that when she made i t she did not un- | deretand the consequences. Tba case . ' being referred to arbitration, it was deemed that the lady should be at the ( mercy of the 'troubadour, who should take a kiss, .i»t immediately return it. No one will, of course, dispute the , cqtnty of the deefstou. Tnairs or Lovnna. , tbey meet, they stand sliding about as , " if they came together without any deB- , nite object in view ; tbey exchange | glances, it ia true, but scarcely utter r any articulate words. When absent from each odidtathry think of nothing , ' else but the deUdousness of their latere ; view, and indulge in imaginary con- | i vrmatiops, ami ail rorts of fine tilings , they intended to have raid. ' , "Your true lovrrs run into strange t TagM," says the i«nl of Avon ; " no 1 sooner met, but they loved ; no sooner i l loved, hut they sighed; no sooner t sighed, but they naked one another the t reason ; no aoflwr knew the reason, | but tbey sought the remedy ; and dn i these degrees I civ - tiny made a pair i i of stairs U) ntarriagv." Your true ] ■ trary. he reekr to conceal front the i vulgar gasc all avowal ttf his passion, i , Ho scrupulous, indeed, is lie in this, 1 . that ho niton betrays himself by bin i very anxiety at cunceuimeni. Such a ' suitor ia likely to prove true ami faith- i fill, while others of greater daring too ; 1 often fkii of the teat. So in woman, ' . delicacy is her point of honor ; it ia, i alike, her defense and her crowning 1 charm. Gentleness, modesty and true taste, are the triple graces of woman ; and these, even without the attractions ' of external beauty, possess it talismanlc - power that none can resist i ' short coi-nmimrs. A geologist one* traveling in a stagecoach in England, happened to tit op- I ' positc to a lady ; glances were ex- 1 changed, and mutual admiration neeraI ed to be the mult Eye language was ■ soon exchanged for verbal conversation ; alter a few interchanges about ' talk nbout living subjects — from getter- 1 ' alities lo ajKciolitiiw— from the third ] . jwrsttn plural, lo'the fitsl peraou singular. Haiti the gcutleman. "lam stiU , unmarried quoth the lady, " So am I ;" said the fbrnter, "I have somer times thought of marrying ; " the latti.r n„wviiAd "An h.W T *' Tltetl D limes lliougllf ih jimmying ; inu nu- " So c

ItauBo ensued. "NSuiqtose," said the ' > gentleman, "we Were to marry one ' another— I would(jmw and cherish ; " , "I," said the Ctir one. " would honor " and obey." In two days they were , married. Few will admire such a pre- J ripitnus courtship ; it is altogether too ; •hortv It is often said— suitors never take "no" for an answer. • The following story seems to verily the statement :*— , . An Irish gentleman made overtures to ' a rich widow, who, conceiving a vio- ' 1 lent antipathy toward hint, his salt { . was rejected. But, with this persistent swain, "no" was no snkwer. To ' escape Ms persecutions, the lady was 1 compelled to fly lo England ; but her ' s lover soon discovered her at Bath, and became as assiduous as ever: , At Gliel- ' p tenham she was besieged in a like manner, and at irugtli she sought refuge lu ' r Brighton. She had tarn but a few days settled on tho Stay no, when slie . observed her odious tormentor pass her window. lie nodded to ber with tiie familiarity of an old acquaintance. " Hesoived upon a desperate remedy, the lady sunt her servant to request that r he would fsvor her with an interview. ' r He came ; and, an soon as tbqy were 1 alone, she rebearaed the various perse- 1 , curious she had centred torn him, and ' , staled riutt she had sent for him on 1 that oecasion, to put an end. to Iham 1 forever! " Now, rir," said she, taking 1 J up a Bible from the table, and kneel- 1 ing while ibe raised it to her tips, with 1 the greatest solemnity, "by virtue of ' • my oath, I will never marry yon ! "— 0 This she deemed conclusive ; but not so tar lover. With admirable coolness ' „ he knelt beside her, and, taking the , book from her hand, kissed it also, ex- ■- claiming! "By virtue of my oath, „ until Ibis moment" The widow's , heart wsa not InvtadMe, it mean; for, ' ak the atary goes, she was led captive to the hymeneal altar in km ttan a calendar, month. sotal rmpottalb. e Nicholas, the Emperor of ftussU, woo his bride in a singular way. During a visit to the King of Prussia, eon 1 day, while at dinner, the Bnpanr ** roSed np a ring in a pioce of bread, and banding it ta the Prineeta Royal, said to tar, in a tmbd«ed vtdee, "If " you will aeropt my hand, pat this ring r enymmtager. '. This is the Imperial " way cf " poppbig the quvsrioo." 81, e took no time to deliberate, but suffered * tar heart to speak the truth' at once; sod their happy nuptW. were soon

■; whom ita R-t-tta escaped the aridttmy dmriny. " axTTtNo "tAtao®." Two gentlemai, one a Spaniard and ' ' Urn other a German, both notable fur ' ; their birth and the aervtas they tad ' rendered the Emperor Maximilian II., ' asked the hand of tbe beauttful 8chnr- • sequiat, Ms natural daughter, in marJ riage. The. prince, after much delay, ' ' one day, said that he esteemed them ' 1 both equally, and, fading much cm- ' ' borrassed, he tad resolved that their ; own prowess and. tuHtta. should decide the matter ; but not, being willing 1 ' to risk the km of either by permitting " them to oar offensive weapons, he hod ' ordered a large sock to be brought, and ^ the one who shonhl succeed iu putting ' his rival into it, should obtain his J daughter. This whimsical own bat he- ' : tw.cn the two gentlemen was per- 1 formed hi the presence of the imperial ' court, ahd continued for nearly on 1 ' At *«■! Ut* Spaniard was over- c come, and the German, Andrew Eberhard. Baron Taitart, having cnreioi«d 1 r him in Uie sack, took Mm on his back 1 1 and laid hint at the feet of the Etupe- 1 ' when, of course, ho gained ills ' beautiful prise. r all's welt, that ends well. 1 We have read somewhere uf au inge- ' t nious stratagem, devised by a French ' ; lady of fortune, for securing a true ' She kept herself very ttc1 eluded from society, and, gave out a report that she was foiglitftdly ugly— ' > a counter-influence against her well- ' t wealth. As she was not accca- • sible pcrwinally to her suitors, they, of ' ' cogrso, liad recourse, to their litis- - t Joui ; and among these, one from Bel- ' i gium pleased her fancy, and to his i missive she replied. An interview was ■ accorded, and the fortunate suitor j i proved to be a man of fortune, also, ' ■ and of noble character. When they ' i met in her saloon, the lady wore a ' mask ; she warned Mm not to risk his , by allying himself with one 1 i so deformed iu face and feature. i lie replied : " Well, » crept my baud • • and never unmask but to tlie rye of 1 > your husband;" for he was so charmed ' , with her sweet eloquence and grace of ^ [ "I consent," she replied; "I shall ' s survive the appearance or a Bright and ; disgust— perhaps contempt yon may ' i feel— alter marriage. " ! " I win not shrink from th* proof," 1 said he; "It Is your heart, and not 1 your figure, that charms inc." . in a few days their marriage took i place ; and, notwithstanding Ids refo- ' | sal in arecpt It, the whole of her for- ' tunc was settled upon him. -Return- 1 , ing from the altar, she threw herself ' upon Iter knees before her husband, t und, placing her hand upou her mask, ' , lifted it, exclaiming: " You l*vo <k- 1 served ilrihrmlty, vou merit the love of | 1 beauty 1" And a virion of angelic • .. taautr now stood before him ! — ■ 1 A Firs for Hooae. We wish-fit miglit be in our powerv to close and bolt forever the doors of .Jitlwl. In this rltv. We every city. "

wish most sincerely thnt wc could shut ■' every restaurant and bar-room, every * billiard -hall and hotel gossiping place. r at eight o'clock every evening. Per- -v I taps it might send husbands home to l their wives, father* to their children, 1 brothers to their sisters— perhaps it " might. In some measure, recreate in 0 this bedlam dty yse glorious obi Irtsli- j: rations of Home. How little there is of Home in New 1 So muchjjf loafing and dissi- ° pation, of jKilitics and stacks, of puUic gatherings and private councils, that ' the brown-stone- palaces, called home, " too often only places for food and J clothes, wife and children. The Either J rushes out after dinner to the dubroom, onmindfril that it is his duty to ' make a pleasant evening at home, or 1 to eacorl Ids family to places of pnblic 1 recreation. Then, if some outsider 1 takes advantage of his desertion of ' home to pay court to Ms daughters, ' 1 he waxes indignant, and blames others ' wlicn the ftult is all his ' 1 So long aa husbands and tktbrr* will 1 , forsake their homes in the evening, so ' long will they And tbeir.fauiilies at the ' mercy of ratas and adventurers, and 1 long will they have no resiaon to ' , complain if wives and danglitere seek I unnatural recn-atioos and midnight ! dissipations. It hi a man'sBnt duty , | make his home pleasant. It Is his | , duty, and should te his pleasure, to . ; escort Ms feuuily out of evenings. In { t thik way be will make hlmaclt; as well , r others, vastly happier. We plead . for home in place of chlhs, opera and 1 . billiards. We plrad for the wives and , ' daughters of the wealthy in this dty, , who know too little of home and too ( much of giddy, proUtlrsc- life. The , evenings are lengthening— the social , season Is upon nfl'agaltf— let not these , glorious privilege* of borne he no- , giected.— AVw Ttrk Paptr. ' A has sun young gal was sot up , with one night by a noble young specimm of the true American, with scis- , sore in Ms veta poeket-Imoan a dry > goods desk— and the young gal's mo- • ther, hearing sutllln pop. r.wi from Iwr f eklrst hoy was holding a wild revel on . Ae root heer In tho west room. But, I on opretjng the door, die dirUvtred it ' wss hoggin' and kisrin'whieh awakenf rd her from her peaceful repose. 1 "My daughter, oh, my daughter," > this fend garink did cry, "oh that I I should live to see this doin's in my awn i honsen!" "J know, mother," this > sweet village maid did onto her mother qukHy reply, "that it is Improper, f hut it is se_sr/W( s»srii- /" j " Mother," ^w'nrte Nrt, iZ

i — .r I.I eAune. ' The following amuslhg story, from RoKitri Jtmrnnl, Is, perhaps, as con- I [ elusive in regard tq "special profiden- ' . ore,'' a* the signal! lite generally ad- f I voneai in their favor:— « Some Irish reapers, bound for Eng- I . land, passing us I asked whether it t . was true that on their return from the J expedition, the people of one vicinity c would intrust their collective- gains to j . one man to bring over? "O, do," said i . he, "don't believe it It is hard trust- • ing lo *ny one in this world." TOa t reaper then related the following story: [ A priest g»Mg along the road one < ! Sunday, saw a boy. in a very ragged i dress, sitting dangling his feet in the t water of r. brook that ran by it. I " Well mY'son," said the good filth- j , er. " what makes you sit there toslay. s , and Why don't you go to the chapel!1" " It is because I am not fit to be seen 1 ther.- because of the rageeduees of my c clothes." said the boy. c " Ana who are your parents, and 1 what are tlicy doing, thai they don't 1 - KB j OB better find Ana going to tta t chapel on Sunday?" c , " I can't exactly say," replied the t bqy, "what they may be doing just r . some years, ad I "get along lis w.-U as I I can without them." I wards, the priest inquired: — 1 "Well my boy. di" you follow ray . chapel?.' j "Ah! IiIcm your reverence, that I r - did, indeed, ami wish I had seen you years before I did, for it was the best ! day of my life when I did see you." f " How was that?" naked the priest, t " Why, God bless your revercliec! I t got up early iirthe morning, as you r advised me, and went away to the i chapel, and as I did not want to he • I rdippod In qufetly and got Is- I Providence was after dropping some- . I first went in, there waa nobody there: t r but presently llfere tame a blind man, t and he put Ids bead Into the rliaprl and . I said, 'is there anybody here?' and : i wiien uolxsly answered — for 1 kept - . quite still, for 1 would see what Provi- < dance wooW be after— the blind man I . entered nnd made his way to n seat ' ; and commenced saying hi* prayers, i Presently another blind man came mid J ; put in Ids head and said* is anybody 1 . here?' and the first blind man answered . and said. 'There hmolwdy tare but . me, and lam blind.' with that the , r second Mind man entered and made , his .way to the first blind man and sat I | down by his side and commenced to , ! talk. . And one blind man asktxl Uie | r other how Wmg he had been blind, and , , lie said eighteen years. ' Eighteen years! that is a long time; why yon all that time.' ' Naj,' replied the first > num. 'not so much as you would think. 1 r Bad has ta-en my best luck. I have j . only saved A'ltl, and tare it stitched ouiy snveu xio, auu uare n smema - into my cap, liere, that nobody may nl

steal It.' And with that, your reve- hi renoe," said tta hoy, "I saw aU thnt hreverence said was tta truth, and di that Providence had dropped some- h: thing in my way immdintely. 8o I up e: and went soiUy to tta men and took b each liiy cap awav out of his liand and oi made for the door But, oh! tlie two w blind men, tbey were astonished, and It they seised each other by tta throat. 11 and one mid, • Ohl ye thief of tta world, hi but ye have stolen my cap and my U money;- and to it they went Hke furies; it and when the people came into tta oi cliapol they found ttam rolling un tta tl flour together and screaming that one « I lad robbed tta other and the otlu-r hnd d , robbed tta one. lint no caps nor money *| . were there to be seen, and tln-n taith « , inen were more astonished ttan ever. .« , Bdt 1 was by thnt time fiu- actios tig' h f fields, Idessing your reverence fur the n true words ye had said to me; for, true h ; enough, Provideure had dropjwd some- A . Ahlng In my way all nt once. And o I now your revrrence ares that I dress s as decently da any hoy of ttam all, and li , go to the chapel every Sunday; and b i often I bless tlie day Uuit I met your d , reverence as I did."' I NTF.lt ESTtSO TO TEA-DIIINKEIIS. " ; — 4r you pour a few drops of stroog lea " on a piece of iron- a knife Made, for ' instance— the tannataoflron Is formed, " 1 which. is Idackcd. If you mix it with ' oc pulverised Iron, .vou ' make ita fair article of ink. If j* ' you mix it with fresh human blood, it , ' with the iron of the blood, tta a ' taunate of iron. Now when we re- > member that tta liquids which enter " ' the stomach am rabidly absorbed by ^ ' the veins ^nd absorbents of tta stomach, and enter Into the circulation, and " ! are thrown oat of tta system by tta 1 " skin, respiration, and tta kidsnevs, it ' is probabte that a drink so enmmen as 1 tea, and so abundantly used, will have ' 1 some eifecC Can it be potable Out J " tannlh Introduced with so much warm • liquor, producing preapiration, will ' ' have no more' effect upon the skin? " Xookat tta ten-drinkaroof Butaa. tta , ' Chinese, nod tta old women of Amer- , r ico. who have so long continued in tta , > halat of drinking strong teas— ore ttay , i not dark colored and leather-sUnned? i 1 B"tan young ttay were of fair coin- , - picxhoi. — Htntd «/ HeaMt. , ' COeioal.— The way into which ] I words are often divided, when set to ' music, sometimes prodnwe rather a , » ludicrous cffecL A stranger was once , ' surprised on hearing a congregation. . mostly of women, crying out 1 While on another occasion a choir'-' • mag to tta bat of their ability- ! 1 SaHMUUiMl 1 ji ; :..8aa-Ha-ai'r* ■: BB,

"That seat b occqpfcd," said a . bright-oyod girl to a man who .was I about to take it' "Cfcetipfed!" he . growled, "whern'shui baggage?" With 1 a saucy, upward look at him, "fa his i baggage," she said. And this brings to say. that if you are going a long . Journey in regions where it is " flrst ' first served," tta most desirable i piree of baggage you can take yith you I ia not a lint-box or a Miuikrt. but a I an. If you liw none then marry i _ onejory.ini are not thoroughly tipiip-. ' pod for tta road till yoi da .When t dinner is ready you followin tarblosscd ! wake nnd are snugly seated beside tar, I exactly opposite tta platter of chickens, l tta hirante crowd, woinanless as - Adam waa tiii he fell imon drop sleep. ' ah- lei in at all. I There you nre.'nnd ffiere tlicy are. ! I twain— one, with the two brat ; I cluiira in the bouse, served ahd smiled I Look down tta bible nt tta un- [ | fellows, some vT ttam nrtuallv ] theiramisand banife reaching in every j ' direction across the table like the ten- 1 > taenia- of a gigantic polypus. When ; 1 ere, it is not you that shift uneasily ] 1 aide to aide on tta bar-room floor, j there is any 1.-st lied she gets It and ! yon ahare iL You follow her into tta < car; she flrst in tta stage coach I I ami you are ton. More than that, a • are pretty sure to lieliove yourself 1 1 all tta way. I ' Tta conclusion ia us strong as a i tlrnt traveling bachelors have 1 1 some of their inggugi-, and ' tta troublesome sex and their itarit- 1 sbh-. inse|inrnMc hahd-tax, and tlicii - Will vou?" nud she be wise, rile will be cautious. Men are not a tithe of the lu-lp to women on a jflfirney that the . latter in tliuir inixk-sto and iguoraiiee conceding. Jilt-sisri ,l»- nothing! A lone woman can make the transit of , the American continent, like Yriius crossing the sun, without eitia-r danger I or Insult. She can emulate the Irish I Num. wlioiusouir fabulous time .l.s-ke.1 . Willi jewels and beauty, made tlie tour - of Ireland alone, and not a soul luirmed i tar as she went:— »d4 ^iUM^IjVihs *Trhaa< .KZkore, 1 The fiecret sf lA>ng Life. ' One of tta most sensible sayings on ! tin- art of longevity, so far as it can !»• 1 considered attainable. Was that given : by an Italian in his 110th year. Being ' asked the secret of ltis living so long, ' replied, with that improvlsion for ' which Ms countrymen are so noted: ' " AbT aKSstior ny*fret ; 1 A writer observes tlrnt the fast line contains "the quintessence of fast mi- . vice that can be given on tin- subject. I Tin- tliadliiwt foe to longevity is cxcitcment Every man ia tarn with n eer-

tain stock or vltaUty, which may fa- ^ or expended rapidly, as lie best. Within cerbiin limits, be choice to live last or slow, to live extensively or intensin-lv, to draw bis little amount of life ml a large spanwhen his stock nt length heroim-* ex- *'* be Ins no uiore. He wbo extensively, wboavoids all stiraufakes light excrcia^, never over- " tasks liimseif, indulge* irehqexlnust- . passions, feeds his tnind onHJuart no deliberating pleasures, letanqtiling ruffle liis temper, keeps his "ac- p t-ounfa with tJotl huiI mau squartsl up " fa sure, barring accidents, to " spin out his life to the longest limit " wnich ir is possible to attaiu; while he ^ who live* intensively— who feeds on , highly seasoned fowl, wtathcr material ' mental, fatigue* Iris body or brain hard tabor, cxponcs liimseif to in- , disoasc, seeks continual j cxeltvrnent, give* loose rein to his pas- C. sion, frets at ever}- trouble, and enjoys . little re]iose-«is burning tta candle nt ^ ends, nnd ia sure to shorten his ' A 'HafFy Uetuut — Few ]ieoiilc re better known In the business and ' social circles of Boston than "Old Ben l; Russell. " He was a good joker; but '* upon a time he was fiitrly eauglit K in liis own trap. Being met one day e by his old friend llustjy, he was fatnll- '' farly saluted by a hearty sliake of tta ° hand, and " How do you do, oM Ben ^ Russell?" "Gome.nuw," sard Ben, c " I'll not take this from you; you are as old as I am this minute." "Upon 11 word," said Binbv, " Vou are at ° least ten yeararay renior." "Not at d all, friend Busby; JlW If you pkmae, we f' will determine tta matter at once; just " tell me what ia the first thing you can * remember." "Well," said Busby, l: with an assumed deliberation, "tta ' Very, first thing I con remember was ' lienring people say, 'Tlierr goes old ' Ben Russell.- " c t A little bp}- lived for some time t 1 with a penurious uncle. The" latter t was one day walking out with tta , child by his side, when a friend ac- f conipnnled by a greyhound, addressed 1 The Rule fellow, never having seen a dog of so slight and slim n i texture, clasped tlie creature around ' tta neck, with the impiUhinnrd cry 'of, , ' "Oh, doggl* doggfai d.i you Uve 1 with your dncle, too, ftatyou art so , ' thin?" Two thicker cirfa wi-re driving Ids | buggy on a plank nfad, and oa l.-ing | naked flir toU, iuquirod; " How inueh ' m- ,,Drt * bu~'"i I replied uk gatrekee;ier, tta yiiarge ] , is fifty cent*,-' " Well, then get out of tho way, for wo am two gals and • a mare. Oet^Jeuoy!" And away A woNXjrr to 'tta' New York (toBend with gtWl sSoeetw. >

i ' The Greek phifanoplwre held that a ■ i thick neck indicates a strong character, a I A well idsrd neck, not to thick, shows r i mindednMi; a king .lender neck, \ i cowardice; a very short one, running. I i Tlie animal types these follow are re- i ; spcctively the Hon, tta .slag and tta c : wolf. Thin lips, loose at the ends, f : and tta upper overlapping, also show t i liighmimlodiiess; arul this, too, belongs c . the famine type, and to high spirited - dog*. Thick lip*, tta upper projecting, \ : eli"W folly, and belong to . tta iyiw of t i tta it-s and tta monkey. People with f i projecting tipper lips ami prominent \ giuns are apt (o be. abusive. A nueo j with thick extremity shows indolence i I —tho bovita type. An aquiline nose, 1 • well cleared from tlie forehead, shows 1 | high mindedncn. The some indica- r ! tion is afforded by h round nose, flat- c , | toned nt tta end, A nose turning up f I "j rapidly from tta foreluad sliows iui- 3 . I pudcnce. Nostrils wide open show a ; - ! passionate dinracter. Fleshy face* 1 ; I .bow indub-ni-e o«id lowaolicet fain 1 - faces, diljgemi-; little facts small- t . minded new; large (aee, slowness and 1 I j stupidity. The middle sise is the bent. ( . j If there* are boggy formations about 1 r the eyes, ta subject is IbnfeOf drink. , Little eyes an- u sign uf a little nlind ; | 1 j position. As to their color, wry lifack f type, ami bright, gleaming eye-., in- 1 dfente courage; glittering eyes, a 1 ! sensual elinraeU-ri Tlie furebeml, if . ■ I shows inaptitude t" learning: if 1 | very large, stupidity; ^fPiund, In- - . liigli-inlndednem; ir hravy nud proj.s-1- | , sensibility ;j\ little hea.1. lively pem-|e , r I Tta wealth of flu- gngrt Welsh fiunilv ' bind, and like must great fortune I i-nmmenKij witli very small heginnjngs. Iu tile fast century tlie original j Crawslmy, then a fanner's son, rode to London on his pony flits sole property) to seek Ms fortune, no begun 1 iron monger, who was of a discriminnthnr iintl good stuff- in him. Tlu- ironmonger had fa-en sun-sslull v ' s|H-eiilali"tf in M-mling nut iron to ,. ventu r^ was n-:ilic-.l 4,1011. and fr.un 1 pnrtnerahip by life Master, and

Wall-*, whose 'cfam-ndnnt lately r nil kinds 'of nourishment until condl- ™ which I have beard the popular sick-Jecu-d by nn invalid's unfei-iiled stoni- ^ act, I have never known the simple . Jtpueer of parclied corn pudding urn d bowl of gruel reforad. Tta corn is ,u roasted brown, precisely as we roast coffee, and made cither into mush, o| gruel, or thin cakes, baked lightly ^ brown, nnd gived either warm or cold, M clear, or with wluitcvcr dressing the ,f stomach - will receive and retain. Parched corn and meal boiled iu skimmed luilk, and fed-frequently to children suffering from Sumruar ■' diarrhaot, will almost always cure, as " will dysentery in adults, and I be- "1 lieve, tta chulera In ita earliest 0 stages.'^ Jl FoitEHliAliowiNos. — The formula n tliat our wishes are forefecllngs of our eapaMHtfai! is I lwlieve, one of much „ worth. Mnuv diffleult |«»- f, sage* in MograpMcs of grcaL men are ,j explained by IL Perhaps ail of us may ]1 lave learnt from what has occurred to u ourselvon, that it is not only applicable d great men. In looking back to tta t; castles of earliest boyhood, we may see n that they were not wholly built of air, I u port of tta material* of wltieh they t composed, were derived from a s quarry In ourselves, that in the c of their architecture were shadowed out the tendencies, tta profc*- t smile sadly when they think ° little tho achievmenta of tta man j corresponded to tta expectations ( of the child or of tta youth. But they cannot help feeling that those expert*- ( tions had a certain appropriateness to , their characters and their powers; that f tlwy might have been fulfilled, not ac- , cording to the original design, but in , some better way.— F. t>, Uaurict. ( Josh Billinos* PHiLOSorHY.— We ' are apt to hate ttam wbo won't tale i our advise qnd despise them who do. It is dredftil easy to be a phool— a ' man loin be one and not know it. 1 1 Elegant iexzure — drawing plug to- ' ' and spitting In a dorg's eye. - Epifafis are like drkus bills— than- ^ 1 more in tlie bills than is ever per- . | Reel happiness don't kousistso much ; . ' ! what a man doit have, as it dux in . > what ta don't want. , Fear Is the first ledsorUarnt and tta i.WMBr*-. ~ — li , Nobody but a phool gits bit twice hi . - tho aasL- drag. A p*t InmtFotux malas a cross ram. *" , ; Tu be brltty— cat unynns and to go ' naked. . |

Science define* the MiarisMppl River ; running south to ita Oult and ttan j returning to its some* in a cycle of 1 vapor—" Ita water* above tta waters. ' ( ' if by rortai'n, though partially j J fay*, ,wc mar predict tta I ( coming, storju. why qot faticipnte a j ilitehel^ays tliat tta bends of 1 [ tlie Mississippi arc struck with the pre- j | cision of a compass. ( . The itwkfnp lauds of tta .Sacramento I j valley are said to overflow perlodioitily ' and tire re fa rrararm to hcHrve that tta| Snsqnehanna nnd Ohio -Rivers hove ( ' vast floods every eighteen or nineteen I ' year*. In the valley of Egypt, N'ilo, i ' meters reconjed tlie river law for ages; with us this science lias been overlooked, and yet it* connection with > 1 meteorology is sneh that any fact dis- ! covered in one (hunt elucidate tta other, t ' Samuel Raker, during his four ] in Africa, tins solved two great I problems: tlie discovery of tta Xlfe i Utid.iti,»t!i Tlie great fiuiunc in .Tec in times more mi nt. The inuii- 1 1 periodienl rains which fall U|ion tta I hills of Abyssinia. Miami river, fafair and expense wen- i rations through tlie Miami fauin. thus nntici|mting floods before reaching tin- j Might not this appHentimi of ■ to ta" thought ilisufflsie.lt for tlo res^ destroymc live* and million of nJlfar . ! few hours nre hmiDeirsa. It is worthy ; \ of remark, that radi inuudatiim is nrnrc | 1 Morel. , that as forests on- destroyed tta drainage is larger. Now, if science cannot divert such streams, science may at least guard property by insumtar. nnd if tta novfa- remembered lliaMta very prinripli- ; llB-lf was new llftr yrars ago. nisi 1

report* of lis- proceedings of Ibe tl puMistad. Oiw wishing to go to a n place naturally looks to a loenl I I; ptqier to give hint Information concern- o Ing the resource* and development of o contents exercise no nmnfl Influence iu 1 11 deciding ns to the desirnblenme of tta e ducted paper in attracting attention nltd immigration to a town nnd county 1: and consequently inereoaing tlie value 1 of property, is very great and is a suf- » link-lit reason why it should receive e support from aU enterprising And in- f telllgent citixens. s Thk thread usetl in BruaselaKace is ' of extraonlinnry fineneee; it is made of ' grown at Brabant, at Hal, and ' Refa-cn liognon. Tlie finest quality is ( contact with tta dry nir cause* the 1 to break; *0 fine is it a* almost J to escape tta sight. 'The feel of tta as it posses through the finger is the surest guide. The thn-ad-spiu- j tier closely examines every inch drawn ' her distaff, and, when an Ine- ' quality occurs, stops the wheel to repair tta mischief. Every artificial help is given to tta eye— a background or dark paper is placed to throw out tta thread and tta room so arranged as not to admit one single ray of light tta work. li is tta fineness or Uu- thread which render* tta real Brussels ground, coiled vrarircsrau, so costly. | Cultivate conscience. It fa a good tiling to have, and none the leas valuable for it* scarcity. Most men especially in active business, are apt to leave it at home, or in somo out-of-tho-place when it is of tho least possible use. la the couftision and dust of bustling, active life, conscience 1 may for tta moment seem of little account, because it makes no show, or it not used at mil; but it tell* in time, and 1 tells in the right way. Hare a little something to do with conscience for , once, and ire how it affects 70°1 JJf rich enough, 'says PopetoHwift, "and can alford to give away a hundred I pounda a year. I would not crawl upon tta rarth without doing good I wiH . enjoy the pleasure of what I give by giving it alive, and seeing another enjoy it. When I die I should he ashamed 1 to leave enougn for a monument, if a wanting fill ml ll* Mit^ nil That speech of Pope it euud){h Ho ira- | mortallse hjm, IndepenUy of hi* . ' T'A LAPT WMl*M«gR»»rlg<ta *t»et, when she was met by a young man, ; ■ who, in paating, stopped oh her dress. ' to the lady* he remarked! . "Notaomtichas wMakry. sir,"ana ft ' *

.j'jssMSjaBSr ■ Ij A -fearfUl tragedy— may f ' | well cause the Mood to curdle in IWw . j veins and fill tlie s<*l oTany muaitive ti mortal with Irlfror— was enacted Rt ,1; j tta lfianters" House, corner of BlufT HE . I and Third streets, yesterday afternoon, j « [The motives vrbicli prompted to the j c| ! cominimion of tlie act ure still involved | p ! niysfery. but of the -result enough is j 0 !•) known to .tamp it as a tragedy which. 1 p | . for tta credit of humanity we are hop- 1 ti I py.to say, is not often witnessed— thst | „ | of n husband and wile quietly rewolv- | 1 ing to end their lives together by sui- j p !'eide. ||| Tlie isutivs to tta tragedy arrived in ! fi tliis city by- boat, ami took quarters at j c . , tile Planter*' Hoiuu. wtare thrjf regisi tered their name* A Geurg* Baker and « !|fady, of Madison, Wfaeonsln. lfoth t , I were well dressed. andAppofently um-d | , . to moving in tta heat society. The ^ _ pair were assigned to rooin No. IU, c " About three o'clock ii-aterday after- | 'f | noon, as Thom-is Hiuilir and another ; e | p-ntienuin wen- pawing by tta hotel. , ' eoim- down p. tin- strecL He liad got | f ; liis fiKiting ami fell taadfon-must, strik- , f ' was found ih liis icfl land, rrusfail to 1 , 'T atoms, while his wrist was cut severe- , ly bv tlie brolu-n glass. He was re- j | moved to his room, where his wife was I ' n ' found In strong convulsion.. Regain- 1 . ^ • were in tta room together f Hal .Ih- i " cident we lave ineutiiiiird. When tta j . state of affairs became known, tta fast I , medical talent in tta dtv was Btm- 1 d mooed, and all that humanity. ^111 ! d i was mooii relieved, hut the deadly )»i»1- nuirrinl to tfangi- A, llakrr. October | . ! ... 1.. 1 ...,tl...r i. |„ Ibe ..fflwt i

i "was an o,wn ItiMe. with « ,wuell-H^ , i at tin- iritis vers--, 2d claptor of lsabth, of liaeiiig fa-en freely _uscd. nnd it ' | would rer-nt Hat Ita unfortunate woi was prolnblr a nrcmher of somo eliun'h. — Ditfmqiie 7 ira.i, Syl-Ikl northern jtart of tliis State, which ta ( isolated was tta host in "ttam parts," wtare, as he used to say, you could get ( every tiling that was made to enL One . dny in comes a A'ankoe, sendslils liorse ^ around to the stable, and stepping up . th tta fair asked old Rowe what he . could give hint for dinner. "Anything, sir," says old Rowe, "anything, from 1 11 pickled elephant to a canary lard's c , tongue." "Wa'al,"aay* thc Ynnkee. I eyeing old Rowe, "I guess I'll take n 1 piece of pickled elcpliant." Out bus- 1 [ tied old Rowe into the (lining-room, ] leaving our Y'ankeo nonplussed at his gravity. Presently ta came lxick again. | ."Well, air, we've got >0111 all ready, ' right here iu tta Iflitise, but you'll have to take a whole one, <causd we never j cut .kru." The Yankee thought ta f would lake some codfish and potatoes. ' A curious illustration of tta effect ' of tta electric fluid was recently comj. munieateri to the French Academy of A gentleman, during « heovy storm at Nantes, suddenly fomid himself in a blase of light Tta phenomenon 1 lasted about a second, and caused no - unpleasant effect On examining his - pocket, however, tta grntiepran nscer- > tained that s gold-coin in bis purse - hod been covered with a thin film of t silver. The following is the cxplana1 tim given of this strange occurrence : e The gold-piece 'had been put into the - compartment of tta parse adjoining s tlrnt containing tta sliver coin. Tlie I electric Quid volatised part of tta latter " metal, which, in this state, had penor tinted through tta leather partition, and deposited itself 00 tta gold-pleoe . with remarkable uniformity. d The Influence of a bad home. O! ' how it clings to tta character; what a sad harvest roust be gathered in from v tta planting of that spot; The children y, are almost sure to wander in the dangerous way. of sin. It will not be strange if great crimes are one day perpetrated by than. Do we not ?" usually find that the occupants of our " prisons spent thAr early lives in home* which where not well suited for the t, development of virtue? Ifwedlscoy* t, a heart which has no lows for home, a t. question or two wDl be Hksly to show ! tn that thin) is not niDtfe to be kmd thaq. Wto inflames of k good hams I: is shk» lasting, ami how often it shapes a the heart* «f the ehildreel (or Uappioess and hoUnessi ■ 9

During tta time of Dr. Bush, of lTiifadripMa- rixtr ran (go. Invalid. 'were recomnI!od5 to " of the country for their heoltl.— I)r. Rush. In ■ some portion of his 1 Torkn. refer* to tta remarkable cures 1 which h*f>rtakcn pbloc by this simple I change, but professes himself nnaMe I to account for'tt. New Tot* and * ! other places have attmeted great «tteutiou, and for many years, this par- ■ ticafar section wss lest faghtdt Tta remnrtxble effect-) fled need, upon tta i lienllh of many of the iWot of Vinei have brought it aghta into noj ticc. and it is coming to be resorted to all sections by |iersoiA having This is not, however, .nhjirt to which we now desire Ao address attention. Tta question ia, What ta it that so healing in ita properties as to protta remarkable cures which are constantly taking place? These cure* are certainly among the most remark- 1 able that we have ever known— enough to strike the mind with astonishment. it was a mere improvement in health, it might be considered natural enough ami easily accounted for. Hi a change But it is more than thia. Cfases of livvr-complainfs, diseased kidneys, asthma, pulmonary Complaints, female dwasea, and all 1 varieties of diseases twWch "flesh is 1 heir- to, " apjiear to he cured as by a I miracle-- almost ns suddenly as "fake ■ thy bod aild walk." The questiqn ■ what is it thnt produces thcae cures? I I show that this is not puttiug the - case too strongly, out of hundreds of ' cilia-., wc will illustrate by noticing ' 1 several which hnd been doctored for 1 : the consumption for several years, nnd • ttay go to work, nnd have boon well • several years since thst time. Ani- other case of te n year*' standing, with » chronic disease *f tta bladder and kid- , . neys. Tlie party comes tare, and in ' I three day* goes to work, and has been 1 well ever since, gaining about thirty " j and working every day since, except- ' ; ing tta Hobbnth." A'iiit caw I sat */ 1 ! ertrg len of (t. ii.eaf.Aje** am* u ' ) I 'inrtimit, fftt.nr> rMn if sy mirwd*. /'In- question is, WhatJri Jt ? Wc e talented physician* in tta place, ' nnil this is a subject well worthy their " investigation. If the)- can trues, these '' n-.iilts tn some certain anises, lb will ■ • fa- of guilt |uflilic inte-resl. — l issfand wrlU-rs that Jcntli is jirecnled by ill- , .auity u fact wliich hiid^.occasluned | the remark thnt when folks got madder I 11. ol' a awe which occurred many years I ago in a Philadelphia court, wherein a , ' pretty young widow was in danger of _ | losing two-third, of tar husband's es- . I tale hi.relativesgroundlngtlu'irclalm |

on the irtkged Insanity of tta dcftract. It uuiy be as well to premise that tta presiding judge was not ouiy convival, Imt also very gallant: *' "What were your hueVionds fast I words?" inquired tta attorney. The pretty widow blushed, and looking down replied: "I'd rather not Your claim may lie decided by It." Still blushing, tta widow declined to telL At last a direct appeal from the bench elicited tta information. " He said ' Kiss me Polly and open that other bottle of champagne. ' '' We know not whether It was admiration for tile deceased husband or the wife that inspired the Judge ate this instant, but ta at once oonduded: " Sensible to tta tost!" A Gentleman given to enigmas, stepped into the St. Tames, the other day. and asked Stetson what ta could for dinner. "Tta Prince" responded, " Anything you-choosc to ■ order, sir." Very well," was tta re- , ply; then give me. 1st, Woman's crowning ornament, ^ 2d, Tlie most active member In Con - 3d, What England (jtn never be, for ' dessert. \ 4th, Mock misery, fouTny beverage. "All right, sir," said Btetoon, and 1 the guest's order was shortly filled, as " follows: „ f 1st, Roast llare. 2d, Boiled Tongue. ' 3d, Floating Island. 1 4th. Champagne. — Boston Bulletin . J Dead' Men.— "HAre you <W read s tta ' Ancient Mariner?' " asked Rev. , Mr. Rpargeou, one day of his eougrer gallon. " I dare my you thought It f oik of the strangest imaginations ever ' . put together, especially that part wtare the old mariner represents tta corpses j of all tta dead men rising up to mau- . age tta ship-dead men pulling tta I ropes, dead men steering, dead men r spreading Ihc sails. I thought what a , strange idea that was. But do you not know that I have lived to see that day? 't I have seen it done! I have .gone into ell arches and I have seen a dead in tta pulpit, a dead man as daacani q a dead man handling the piste and dead K men sitting to hear. ' a The Core Leo. — a gsnljssnsi in 0 Charleston conceived a vary gnat 1- liking toayonng tody bom Intend, • and was on tta ev. cf popping tta r question, wtan ta was toU by a * ! Mmdtoathisdahflnmtada oork kg.