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VOLUME xrv.

CAPE MAT CITY. NEW JERSEYS WEDNESDAY. APRIL 21, 1869.

WHOLE NO. 724. fc. . - . ■' ' V * • ' 1

fwiarjj '? Dr. E.'B. Phillips. HOICOPITIIC P H 1 8 1 C I * 1, orriCT-nxj-. omfafs. ixi.jrt m stnv<i . Cape Islsad, *| J. omci RODU-4 !•» A. SL, I to JS 7 to J John W. LTcrtl. urt, icctorrr. riat.jieo urt trout * IMOaANCZ AGENT, ARB TOP INSURED I B. 8WAIN, IALEM MOTntt HISUSAXCE COWtANr, toctmai««l| mICtpm X»r a. 1. ota . w. nooses, ITTOAnr.lT-LtW J HD rorrtri net*. •a. Mi Cor, mtiMii at A, J. Uranallle Lttch, ATTOAAtr 1*0 COdterLLOK-lT-LlW in south rirrn »t«ket. | John B. UtiW— o ■ , Attorney k Oo■n^loT^t-I,*w,^BJrficno, , jofAEhacouarcoMmMtoaan, i •Ad NOTARY '0,J^r/ElliET T R. T. Sillier, j ATTORNEY AT-LAW , ■ orricc, - w..t cor. fERRY a aooTB «ti CATC ISLAND, X.J. D« rapoalal sttontes ftv«a to mUmUobi. A B. DREY, I trrotxtr-iT-uw, must, toucirot, f Prooooutor of tka rtau of Capo Mar Couotf Maaai'r jTssrr, AM't run, CaMDBM, , Dr. J. F. Leaailni, t D'fTtaT.flmd* DATS: o Care mAr court aipcir-Toa^ur. ••» t Wo'o'oBlli'— rttat Thoradaj. of rack taoatb ' s-'«anea&.oo~.~ ..... • ». P. MUBPHEY, }, Viae American and other Watekes, . Clsrka, Jewelrj, It., MAIN "TSSET, tftLLYILLX. R. J. | — ,J- : HOUSE A.YD US* PAINTER, MA*XIOIJ ITUCT, I ^ ctrireust, saw jwsit.^ . real estate agent '1 CoatkkWtei^r t ^,_Pojd»-_ CORTEYAJCING. . IJ la.tro».al.| .1 -rttjae npdt^doto' tl Otto at WoatootPa ■"ardtae Houaa, Ton.**AoIn?t*l».Vag ' JEREMIAH ICHELLEJGEII . i^a,siwjK,s.'Sswr j whits rime louses, ^u^t^«22* ti SSSff&Hto. " oaa If JESEM1AH SCHELLXNGrs . J. A. OAtBtro*, ' ffZ3® , rr Alt aggllasUom rroaSHr sttetuM to. | ak tion iviniir "■ AVjJ.G. R0OAIH, PMkBKK, STEAM 1KB BAB Y1TTIR *Jf0f5— Oa.ao ttirat, E.at « aakl«<Uo, Cop - WE* KELLEJ , MANUTACTCEEa AMD DKALEB IN t Fine Brando of Cliaro, miLADtir HI i. i Jan. at. MR. r H. Tf BEIRN'I Jo. 1M KahUt Blchlh Blrret, r&AOTLrnu. > rot. , ^7 — T 1 HOTELS. . house, F, 1~ . vaa, ■ COTTAttR BY THE SEA, COL. JOO miH, Proprietor, "qfiawsg*-' i JAhatmA OUhaatlnaAid ' RIDGWAY HOUSE, ' MAkEET tT jmM BIH-AWaaE AVENGE Tlil,' ud'SrUikrhto ".'"ir/dlptlt" ? ^ Tbrjalrnill of IB. pnklil & topMIUi ■or, it. SaE^r*"0"* * "°**"> • UNITED STATES HOTEL, " FOOT OF WAJ^in STREBr. ' 1 WBAHAM. noprtutr. ^ ARCH STREET HOUSE, Ta.™ .'fflaa*"""CAPE 111. AN C, NEW JEk«E\., Sahert Rke, PrepHrlar. flo&«<*iAR dw SM^NT. jVbrdu ' Tka SAN ta AMHarU<E>M WlAOl aod 170. ITLIHkl^ ten t, On Ikr Am Onio«<ff |M, R^Tlu^ohknta.wA I

|pi?ffl{nncou5. Cape Mar Co. Bible Soclrfy. J jimlTOUEI-Onn. Ufdo, Capo Mar hi L^TugST'C ipoloiuB' . ^ ~CARPET ^R^EA >' I NG . ^ rS."1 fcH.a If -If. ^CaJd kprlaa. i J. STEWART D^PUY, 4 ° ao. ao j'JJ'ONR rHiLacra A,OVI f s r'trrrx ™ t^SormF0 wT.FJot? 5 ■ i f aooat r I MOB. 1PRING . 1MB. ■ O '«HA S^a ' o " aS^'cIt'lNTzfJ °Wft^l??&Li2'run BPRIN® goods, Ai*>i ■ hi. '.'it.' m-. *v'ndo"w'oh a nia' cocua! aad CANTON MATTING!, H.« .oil Sr& FOR SALE, A pat. a hoot 'two nun twfow tka Coort Houaa, Go tba waat .Ida ol tka OEI IvRP'ko. .liilr,. I, nl. of tka lata rblllp C«3a, lla. 'aS:SN'-ST: 7* T. •— Tba a bora laad ortdlnaltr waa a iwitlon of tba Chrtitlaa Coraoo aatatir. rklladalnk'a, Marat, to, taaa. W^Vap'rad^to Oiar for pour laapaoUoo, ''^oa. tn.( ul'ap Ivf '.N. iac'iod SfnStk. and Grnnrbie IM ablMimrnl. M ntrl tltilSVoii " .1d"rekri"lC llaicrt T.blr and Piano CGtTKV (MAP../-, ^r^liS^.nd^ar^trd^ual 10 uw AGEir8 WAHTED-S10 a Day. Two BIO Mnpa for IL LLOYD'B PATIST RKTOLVlJfG D01BLE MAPS artouo Emooaaa otatao TG» Mapo a r Awrt fton'. and^u^paft^wnkl^WaaJ^tn 1115 HOOP mEra. 1115 WHi T. IIOPHINS^^ ^ 1 Uo<«r ..r.^ nl aW'SpJTSpSiJn aaV ran'ruapfie, to ttoatjoaW br aaprthar (ooda la tba warWMooSoaod* SeUll'' A"°™U *Dd Pull una ot Low PrlradEa.Gm Mad# aklrta, to aprlUE M Rota t to Bprlaan « CaoU | » u.luaa 00 Crata t JO >,,rto a. « t aotat am (0 wblah wo lortu a.paalal altaattoo. ^ t-nnplota aaaortnrt.^ uf lAdlaa* Undrrjnrpurnknalod aloawh-m. tall or orod foa c toolata, at our Nanufaciorj^ and aalraruon^ No HU ckaataut atiaot, r M;jg,^^jopBU|a Marah Jl. IRQ -Jai rsn:u hj.-g.ags, 4t WALL PAPER SotNflfalnc Nrw Tor (Jape bland. 'ranch of boataa.a al^^Wotooo WaablOfton I W A^L L Hpak|kBt^ ^SrnSj?' Pbl™ drt P^A p"' "e RSbi|i ; ^gB^S'ssJSs ^^a tanlao pmparad.ton.^p JH*E*^GJMGI sG i paper hangings i jameTs a. moss, wholetale and eetail dealeb in | WaK Papers,. j ! Paper Curtains, Fijp Beanl Prints, ; Img, kc„ Ate. ] SO 10 SORTS SMOOSD ST., H. I Cm. ELEVENTH A PorLAK OTA, ^ • No. art n. kccoND rr r ! ■ . • HsnAwmBHE . , 1 - ' j.... : . — rr 1

An OrdAnance Drfininjr the dutiei of the committee c»l led Board of Health, r. Section Int. Be It ordained and en- *» noted by the Inha bitanta of the City ol Capo May, in City Council aaacmblcd, _ and it ir hereby enactrd by the authority of the" aame. *• Tlt.-tt the etanding •t commAttee called the Board of Health, <!- ahall hare power 'to lnapect and re- ,, move from tliia city, all nuianncra that M in their Judgment arc nuiaanccn, at the expenae of the owner or occupant of - the premiers where found, and to pre4 vent by the beat prudential means, the S. introduction of adjrjpntagicua diacmae 3 or the spreading of any auch disease fl and to have, generally, the care and I superintendence ef -the health of the I city." f SEcnojr 2nd. And tw itflirtlier or- , daincd and enactoj by the authority '• aforesaidt ".That said committee have a power, and they are hereby authorized and empowered to prohibit the introduction Into this city, (whenever they think proper ao to do,) of any person 5 erjwrnoot^ their^ goods or ^ baggage, lie infaaLad -with aor coll tag L. diaSection 3rd. And be it further or- '! dnined and enacted by the authority H aforesjtid, " That add committee ahull b have power to adopt all needful rules F and regulatlnna upim this subject, and ., to call in tbe aid of the Poller to en- • force any power conferred upon them by thia ordinance.'' i- Section 4th. And be it further orJ daincd and enacted by the authority e aforesaid, " That said committee shall have power, and they are hereby authorized to have ulpbmliiren within lite - city limits, vaccinated front time to time, as thcywaay-dcent necessary." Section Qtb. Aud be it (lirtber ort dained and enacted by thi! autliority ,, aforesaid, " That any "person offending against nny order of said committee, shall be, (apon due proof before the - Mayor,) punished by Hne not less than - five dollars, nor more thau twenty fur t every offence, and stand committed to . prison until tine and costs are paid." Section- Gtli. And be it further ordained anth enacted by tW authority aforesaid, " That said committee shall . have power to dAw upon the City - bv emnnwercd topajrallatirli wnrnuti. , or ortlereA for any Incidental expenses u incurred." ■ Section 7th. Aud lie it Atrtlier orF dsinod and enacted by the authority j aforesaid, " That all ordinances, con- " dieting with this ordinance, be, and i the some la hereby repealed, and thai this ordinance shall take effect Inline diateiy." " Passed March SSnd, 18«9. W. B. Miller, Mayor. ' S. R. SnTBa, CTty Clerk. An Ordinance Dcflning the duties of the Judlciary : Committee. | Section 1st. Be it orduiued and eui ncied by the Inliabitanta of the City of C ine May, in City Council assembled, ' and it is hereby enacted by the nutbori- ity of the same,- " Tbat too Judiciary Committee shall draw and examine 1 all bonds rcotffred to be given lo tlie city by its otDecnr, wltrther elected or appointed, tlx upon and determine the . dlliouul uf UiebouUs. lluy ,UI aw ) crallv enter into, in order to secure the fillhfnl perfbrmancwof their rapeetive duties, and to jiasa upon nnd Judge whetlier the securities are snlBcient, • tnd report to tlie council fur apsection 2nA And be it further or- ' dained arid enacted, "That said conij mittce shnli examine all ordinances passed by council, to the end, that they J may not conriict with the laws of the ^'ssrel °r °' or^'nMlt<* previously Section 3rd. And be it further ordained and charted, "That all questions of law shall be referred to said ; committee, who arc authorized to«on- . fcr With the City Solicitor who shall , giv« Ids written opinion, when rcqucst- , etl ly said couimutee.'' Section 4th. And bo it further or- " dained and enacted, "That said com- - mil tee shall examine and aupcrviar, all ! bonds authorized to be issued by the city." Section St It. And be it farther or- . dained and cnnctet|. " That this ordi1 153S5®Eriffi,'"t . W. BT Miller, Mayor. Attest: S. R. Stiteb, aty Clerk. An Ordinanee Creating the office of Register uf Bonds. Section IbL Be it ordained and elite ted by the Inhabitants of the City of Dine May, in City Council ass-'inbied, i vna it is hereby enacted by (authority ; if lite same. That tbe City Council i shall , niter the paaaage -of litis ordii nance, and at the llrsUtstntntl meeting thereafler, in eaelt aud every year, are point aonte lit and proper pelaon to the , offtre- hereby crealreL tobedeuomiiuUed - Register of Bond% with such salary as said council may from time to time fix and eslabliah. Section 2nd. Aud be it further <ir- - dained and otmetW bar tbe authority ' tforesaid. That it slnu be the dure of i K»id Register to register all bonds he rc- • liter authorized to be issued, in a book properly kept far tbe purpose, apodfyi ing the amount, the number, when ■ issued, to whom issued, where, and when tire principal ajpl interest is made payable of retell bond ao authorized, and no bond ahall be negotiated 1 nor considered valid, nnlesa the regiaUr ondoraaa upeo the iaoeor the bond in red Ink, his name and tbe date of the registry. Section 3rd. And he it farther ordained and enacted by the authority Aforesaid, Thai all bonds heretofore issued, shall be presented to the regis- , ter to lie properly registered and cnSectiox 4 Ui. And be it farther orthtinrel and enacted by tha authoritv aforesaid. That the Treasurer of the city is hereby authorised and empowered not to nay the coupon of say bond, unless he is satisfied that the bond from which it was detached, lets been duly and properly registered. Section 8th. "And be it farther ordained and enacG-d by tbe authority aforesaid. That tbe Register -Hall make a report to the City Council nt tbe law annual raeeti ng, in each and every year, and ofttmer if required by the council, be ahall at ail times, keep his book of registry open far Inspection by tbe Mayor, Treasurer or Finance CootPaaaed March kind, IWI. W. B. Mil, lee. Mayor. Attest; & R. STITE*. City Clerk. — lxtninrtine was aaknl by a friend if he did not spend to much motv-y in advertising, " Ko, " sras hi* reply, " advertiaementa ore ohsolutoly' necwEvgn divine srorshlp tend, to be afiverttaML Khe what b t& ntroo1 rig of church betbi ?" « L^"* •ix"pMBT J" «•' ! lie ...

" frl'ti ^ THE DOOR STEP. ng To aaF^kf gfia font, trtppisc paat. Ih, Llka y.. tanla -alUM to U oaU-l. tat ^^".^0.1 o.aet. lit tan, he Tkaa I, who atrppol Ulire Ufa All. Bit io. aka Muab.d aad, look ay arm l ^ Bkjal tka art Oilka lata tka ktfk»«T, s . lr. Tat tbat rud* patk by wljGh arcapeC tV -oaaod all traoalonaad aod to »ftor>-. I'd The wood waa full, tba a. Ida vera slantUac. «> hool and tippet 0,.|t.ra4 «t, 17 Her laea Glib joutb acO health xaiheaBlar Tha lilila hand outalJe bar atulV— r. Where tbat dellcloua jouraej eoded. m But ret I kaew the uoderatuod My Ilea till then had only kaowa The bin ol aRlher aid ol aMter, tg Perttapa Hwaa bojUh ^tave, lel.tOH, Mlistfllattrotts. tv . j" Judicial AVrr— It is tobl of Lord 0. Morimty t|iat when passing sentcmv of -T be said lo the culprit:— "My good r_ fellow, you made a grasp at time, put •y caught eternity, "e !'- Sir AY alter Scott, in lending a book o»e day ton friend, cautioned bint 0 to be punctual hi returning it. "This is really necessary, " said the poet in apology : '* for though many of. my frivmlieare bod nriltmelleiani 1 observe almost ail of them are good AoeA'-tteep-A Little Mistake.— A worthy y deacon in ri town oomewbere in Xorth America, gave notice nt n prayermectiif ing, the other night, of a church-met t1, ing tluit was to bo held immediately tr" after, nnd uuconsciously added : — £ " There is no objection to tlie female ie brethren remaining!" This wa» equaled >r by n clergyman who told in his sermon 18 of a very affectiug scene, wlten: " tltrre 'c wasn't a tl7 tqprln tho house !•' re During a storm at sea, the chapf lain or tlie ship inquired of one of thc crew if lie had thought tlicre was any , danger ? "AYell. " replied Jack, coolly r- shilling his cad of tobsecq from the larboartl to tho starboard jaw. "if it "* continues to blow as it docs now wc shall be in heaven before midnight" ly The chnplain, greatly, terrified at this answer, threir up his ltanti in terror nnd cried out: "The Lord forbid!'' id Steam Engines are the beat miaJ- siouaries ; bnggngcknrs are the best J_ colporteurs. Every railroad in this country punctured the Jiloated balloon r- of slavery. Eve7 tle'.lliat is laid on <" tbe Pacific Railroad unties a Mormon " tenet, and wlten tl«. but one U iqid. Salt Lake City will fold its tent- and r- sail for the Sandwhich I -hinds, or >- Brigliam Young will declare to the Gentiles, " Now hath our bubble biirnted ! " ' > / Typographical Fbioidit v. — AYe wish to but on record an insunce of sctf-ancrtfietng devotion to bnsinestt jf which occatrred just as wc were taking our pen to enlighten the world by mtt- other editorial eflulgencr. A party preacnted blntself "at Uw y door of the composing room a moment |) oka in great mental excitement : I- " Is Joseph D. Jackson here 7 " " Tbe -party named was engaged in ^ setting up our Inst editorial, lie looked d up on bearing his name. The excited A party continued : * " Your house la burnt up and everyr_ thing in It." v With a coo! devotion to his duty, if which will bear comparison with tlie £ brilliant historical examples, Mr. Jackaim continued to pick up type. n " I tell you your bouse Is burned up (1 and every thing in It ! " exclamed the '■ now aatouitlicd as well as excited £ " Well— all right — I cant leave now ; il'll corn- 'round -when the paper goes to press."— AT. 1". J fail. r . —A Yankee tourist, being ezceedy ingiy thirsty, drank heartily from tho •c water of one of the lakes of Switaerland. '" unci immediately afterwards, taking r- to read up attentively what »L Murray y had to say about this particular lake. 7' He had hardly begun to do -o, however. " when hb whole frame became convulsed io with horror, dad his cries soon brought is to his side one of his companions, who waa strolling near Uw place. "7 " AYhat Is the matter? " inquire^. - 1 tbe friend. >t Oh! I am poisoned ; I have bat a few r> moments to lire ; I feel the poison all throngh my veins ; it is now entering i- " AYliat do you mean? " interrupted other, in ahtfffi. The dying man could only point with his finger to the falsi passage in hHt srurray— "/.".ot d« ue nriu-, get'oo— raje, " which really means " lit d fate it fwU af ftA." His friend* exn planaUou instauU v brought'hiui K. hit »• feats worthy of the "Bavela,'')tud soon •" took lotoslWilngrood, iaatsodnTHcoffin. He waa. however, in great « - Aw BMera amtog ha-^s'

EVERLASTIRG, ^^"liyTtAClUB. RBCLGSE. A clergyman whom I rezpect and love, once, as are met in a household where Death had entered and taken the babe, raid to mo,— "God's cTerbuting kindness; thiwonl rvtrlaiting L to me the most precious of the' gems fifGbff's'corbhi.t of Often singe have I thought of him, ills precious word mid that dear, dead baby. Death to it had solved the mystery which so perplexes us grown old in thought as herb we dwell daily on. the threshold of the Great Hereafter. Faertattiag — never since its utter !• nncc thus, has it pas-cd my lips except t tliat I felt again tlie depth of the speaker's grejt blue eyes reeling on mo and again his voice repeating. Everlasting, everlasting. So 1 lutac in my heart called it Uhi seal in God's ring. I do not like to hear it lightly used. By strange hyperbole, person u.«e the great, beautiful, soul word, forciby to express tlie light, trilling, pa—ing-away t things of time. and forever it'c loves. It is tills invar iablcncss of tho Dirty which tills on the human heart with tbe frcslincas of the morning dew and binds in a garment calm as the summer evening cloud. It is litis "no shadow of turning" "which unshadons the soul anil lajs iu reality tho under-current of itlife against tlie never-failing stream nf 'the life of the Eternal Sometimes 1 lias# been weary, tired [■ In head and heart. Like the sensitive dentil ; like a little child who longs for j tlie night because it JjriiJga tbe sweet f rest or a mother's arm ; Ulu-a' foolish I fold itself 'neatb the protecting wing— . so have I felt tliat life winds were adverse, that nigjtt for ma was better than the day, that the nest of love was 1 safer than the storm ; even then, as the 1 Iww spanning my life's sky, did I find lite seal in God's ring, the tiure word 1 of tlie Everlasting Covenant, the Kver1 lasting Life. I AVhcn I am strong for life, when no shadows are about nto and nil within is so full of thankfulness tliat the very air turns into golden wiBc in my cup. It then sometimes I talk sritb my heart ■ of the seal in God's beautiful ring, and •- the heart-echo is, Ewrlasting, everf lasting are tbe true, the pure and tbe - good, even as God, Himself. e I wish that mrit loved titopj this seal ' and wore oftener the precious ring on 1 .their hearts. Far, iiir away goes huc inanity from tlx «».ll .r.b.frf h-rri-ituss. The riug of gold, Utc ring of - siufal pleasures, tbe ring of pride and b care, closing and ever tightening upon f tho heart, bind it as in a vice, while t the gentle pressure, the sweet develope mont of God's own ring of lore- with ifs t seal "cveriasUug," belong not there,— b AYhat care men for light and inner life. ' for earth and her sweet sounds r.fc with » love and beauty, while they ctn heap r up gold nnd buy ami sell ? AYlut care ' they for the voice, myrind-tsngued, . tbat from earth ontl skynndairon ntln n t pence and; joy, proclaiming thit He is s from everlasting to everLuttzig, even , as is tlie mysterious volume of i pages ? To bo "a pagan sudtled in a , creed outworn" were better than to 1 own no power to divine the mysterious r waving of a bough, no soul to read tlie . violet and no ear V> hecAJJte murmur- . ings of the sea. Everlasting. It "Was the seal upAft the soul of tlie great Hebrew lawf <iy«r and ever unto hint like thi plilnr t and flte cloud. Beside green imsturrs , and still waters, it kytdlRI-elic soul of ' David and tuned bis harp to song. Isaiah's soul linked it in boauty with tbe s sweetest of words— kipdness-and liglitI ed Uw dark path of crriug humanity by uttering "with taarlnniag Hodmen will 1 have mercy on thee, saith tbe , Itord, thy Redeemer." Dark, miry I dungeons shut it not out from tbe inI tier life of Jeremiah, for though in the midst of wicked men yet hreathed'witb- . in him were the words, "I have loved thee with an rr relating lore." Daniel ( felt Its power. Likewise did tlie Apos5 ties. He, who wean' at thL well, asked . for drink of the daughter of Samaria, He, who shrank not from talk or.iourh , of the fallen. He, the Gad-man opened , the' everlasting fountain and poured [ forth the bcaiiug, blcsseS water of Everlasting Life. ; AYbo would nut set this seal "over- , lasting" on hit soul and grow purer and better thereby ? — A Jinan in Hartford, Conn., nd1 vertlsed recauUy that On the receipt of • a certain sum he would by return inai! t instruct any applicant how to make a 1 fortune. II is directions were, " Reddle ' cigars, half Havana and half home - made, as I did, and if that fails, adver- < tise op I do.tlinl you will instruct others 1 how to make a fortune— and pocket the ' — A young lady who hod recently I l.aai a lover to whom she was engaged, nnd whom she had pretended " to love with undying affection. ' astonished ' iter friends by marrying Ute deceased lovrris rival. On being remonstrated ' with for her heartless conduct, she replied that slto" married Touxlo prevent 1 ftettlhg"h"erealf to deatlt for the loss of poor dear Charley. "' r , — J* Mother," said little Ned, one , nmrolng after falling out of bed, "I f know! why I fell ant of bed hut night. It wait because 1 slept too near when \ I got jn." Musing a little while a. if I iu dotil.t wtiether lie had given tlie j right i explanation, lie added. " No thai wusti't thrtras.ni: it "as Icnnv , I slept too near wlfen I fel| ouL" f —A typographical in Is take of n"c., foranj'h" modea paper say : ALeo. * motive rim over n'cow and cut it into I — The wore* Hmbo to which it man ^be oonfinod— A Urob o the law.— HHK 4

Au MecMir Rebuke* A correspondent of the Cinthlana Coln-eHmt tells tiie following sto7": At Lafayette a well-dressed ' man, j j accompanied by a fady, evidently his ,1 Wife, and two little children entered n the tars. He was short of stature, with a short, turned up nose, a short, ■m thick lip, small eyca, aud imperceptible y. eyebrows. The lady had an expression if In her pale face that indicated suffering patience. Her yotinger child appeared , sick, and tossed fretfully on lier wearied j knees. TJte other soon grew -tired of the irkfomeness of the car, and grew j fretful and Impatient. The man lay tazily reading d paper, lounging on a . whole scat lie monopolized to himself, .. though other pnwengers were stand- .. At length the lady, unable to attend j ,1 the two children, in a tone of gentleness j , that had something of fear in it, b»- j i sought him to attend to the wants of „ the eider. She was answered in aloud slid abrupt tone tliat attracted every c body's attention : „ "Don't bother me!" j, Her eyes dropped ; n look of Borrow r ' A few moments after the conductor, ' ._ Mr. Aul, came along, and the ttrnn „ iiiqtiired.of liini the distance to Mich- ' |( igan citjf. AVlth a tone modellrd to tlut lifelifter that previously used, by I , ItU interrogator, Mr. Raul cxclnined- | * " Don't bother me!" , The man's eyes glared fan" as Iw ! l{ ant! threatom-1 to resent it unless a . proper apology was immediately of. I J "'"I'sindlofiLr no apology for my b„, r himself iujurvd l.y having applied to j I, him-elf Ity applying to s^hdy. is t-rilt- j r The most At outlet flit Vmlocl- j ie On Saturday evening there was i d nits- n large number gnthcred in I'r." d I. <sor G rover's velovipede hat) (in the I the proficiency and skill of the Rroy most odvancetl sclHifars hare been '• practicing on an inclined plane, which R has lieretofore been placed on the south d Side of the room, but in cleaning the I* hall in the afternoon the decline part ll lull, so that the highest part rested on i" the new tjcgtmirn hart ts-en 'allowing d and wlten Mr. Dutiinp, canto into the r hall lie tens called ubon to ride, and - as he got the velocipede up to full s|tced, he went straight for tjie incline h- plane; up he went, and did not dlsP cover his mistake until it was to late, e Away he went, through the window , like a flash, and disappeared! All s tliftt rushed lo the windows, expecting R to arc the mangled body op the ground >f below. But be was not "horn to die" d in that way, for the speed at which lie a was going carried him across an alley o ten feet wide, and he alighted " right s side up" on Carter, Beesley A Qo's a very steep roof; down their roof and over the edge he went, sailing on to i- tin. roof of Ayer's bank, where he ntanaged to fail off his machine in time to r save himself from going over to the s gronnd. As soon as possible he sprang •f to his feet, swung his hat. and gave three cheers, which were responded to e with a will by the exejted crowd, t- Which filled all the windows of the hall, y and had watched his decent with silent » hon or. Mr. Duniap thinks he is ene titled io lite champion mesial as Ute y most daring velocipede rldpr In this t section of the country faehonritte c (in.) Journal. April 8, ' ,1 The Pay or IHonnrctis. ,j Tlie salaries of the dilferent monr archs of. Euro|ie are given as follows d by aficrman statistician: , Alexander II, 18,380, 00U or 23,0110 h » ,lny- - ,1 Alxlol Aziz 98,000,1100 or 41H,OOOa d d,flf Xaiyflcon in, «5,OGO, (100 or ¥14,-210 a day. .Francis' Joseph, $4,(BO,uOOor 910,r 05l(a day. Fred. William 1, 93.000,000 or 98 - 210 a day. !- Vjctor Emmanuel, 82,400,000 or 90,>f 840 a day. I' Victoria, 82.200,000 or 90,270 a day. a Isabella U, 81,800,000 or 84.043 a e day. \ C l^opold, 9000,000 or 91,848 a dir. In addition to the salary, each of s these individuals to famished with a e dozen or more first-class houses to live in without any charge fat rent [ The Printers Lit ant. — -From c want of gold, from wives that scold, 4 from maidens old, by sharpers sold— d preserve us. d From father's fears, mock auctiony eers. and woman* tears— deliver us. it From stinging flies, coal-black aycr and From seedy coats, protested notes, B and leaky boow— except us. j From creaking doors, a wife that t snoree, and such bores— defend us. / if a rtsMn where they were talking poli- * ties, and stretching ldmself up to his ° fall lieight, exelamMl in a loud voice ; r "Where to a Democrat, gentlemen, and I'll show yon a liar! " In on in- >. ocrnt, sir! " "Yon are!" Yet sir, I o am! " "AVell, Just, you step around the corner, and I'H show you a Mow who n said I couldn't find a Democrat fa the - town. Afrit be a Bar, 1 should Ifae to

BeTaMnhol by Sroaret. T*« tllltr Is »!•!■ | I bn who will atoj IU tratbl.lsns. People WiH Talk. 1 w" n ' Vi' W orrtM ' "torn "■!' " ' u« « ' , For nrdSlFooSto tonju*s mult bare lornr- I ■i r ,rTn Utk rro ltea.Jw.yl. mil I j Gh ' je», Ihor taint i>llt, yon lioow. . j j Thst t our humble posktkm n only sraurord, j ^ But doo't get •seine-keep perfectly cool. | j " 't Pneb>u.«nJ noble, they'll eeot oot Unit j r ' v™ " • 4'redulltjj Years ago there lived hi the upper . part of New Jersey, n; we have fa-en loid, a devout durkej? whose faitlt in , tlio scriptures was notable and itnted. 0 He was unable to read, but was aecuae I touted to hear the scriptures, nnd if s | assured thai any thing was in the Its- , Some perron,' 'knowing his |«uh:,r- „ ity, proceeded to put his credulity to I, the test as fallows:I, Mr. X Do you Mit-ve all that lite „ Bible says? Sam.- Yes, Massa, blicbeaeui nil. e once split rigitl ajiart. so that a whole u army tuarehid on the bottom clear ,f Sam.— Docs dc Bible say dot? g Mx.- X.-f- Yes, that* In Hie Bible, i, Sam. -Oli! den I b'iiefas it, mrtniti. c Mr. X. — AYell, do you believe that a ,1 prophet was left nil night in n den of bint? 1 Bible? } e Mr. X.-Ycs it is. Sam. i- Sam.— Oli! well, den, I fa'Jicfa-s him, .. course 1 do. v Mr. X.- Do you believe tliat a mail. II thrown overboard from a ship, was i swallowed by a big flsli, and after three days wits delievcnd safe nnd sound Sam.— Massa. yoAfaon't mean dat"? C Mr. X.— Yes I Ao. Sam, the 11® V "J'"0' , / t Sam.— Den Dec gwlnc to b'licbes iL I Mr. X. — Ho you believe that tliree 1 men were cast into'u bunting, fiery . smell of fire upon their garments? o Sam.— Massa, who aty dat? „ Mr. X.—AVhy the Bible says so, . Satu. P ' Sam.— Guesstlieirelothcsniust have 0 been some scorched. Air. X.— No, not u ML J *»am. — F urnace wasn't very? hot, den, t like massa llyortbti's up dere? . " Mr. X.— Yea, if wits. It was as hot ? as that for common, but this time it * Bible says so. Sam. —Don't care if it dow» can't go dat, massa, no how; and nod / don't beliele your Utk glory, neder, 9 The Great Cemktert.— The sea is the hirgcst of nil cemeteries, and its 8 slumberers sleep without inotiumenty' All other graveyards in all lands show „ some destinction between the great|Mid •mall, the poor and rich; hut in the p ocean ccmcterfUj king and tlie clown. tho prince and peasant, are all alike . undistinguished. The same waves roll overall— thu samo^oqntom by the minstrels of the ocean is sung their honor. Over the remains the same storms . beats, mid the same sun shines; and tlierc, unmarked, the weak and power- , ful, the plumed and uuhonorcd, will j. sleep on until awakened by the same The Family Firbiike. — There ore some tilings which no wraith can 1 purchase, which no enterprise can u compass, and with which no ship that - ever rode the seas came freighted. — AVliere to that emporium, to which " yon can resort nnd ordef so much hap- '• pinna. AYhere to the ship that ever brought homo a cargo of heart comfort a consignment of good eonadeocess, a " frieght of strength for tho feeble, and Joy for the wretched, and peace foe the dying? But what no vessel ever fetched from the Indies prayer has of- '• ten fetched from heaven, 1 -—"Mr. Deccber "gives the faliowiaj* "Tltc best way 1 know of to make 0 good coffee, to to go to the principal hotels, restaurants, railroad eating a houses, etc., and ascertain Just how tltey make coffee— then make U just ss '• thoy don't. ^ — A genticman travcKng on s steamrr one day at dinner was making way with a large podding clan by, whim o he was told by a servant tbat it was d-aerO " It matters not to roe," raid o h.-, " J would eat it mi ware a wilder. Y

"" <ShiI«lrcn*i3 Cofumn. Lauihtng Carl. ; Children, do you love to burgh? I ' krtow a little boy who docs, Hb name ! is Carl, and be was si* years old on c '■ tho 22d of February. Heisve7proad i "" v of his hivtlida v, U-oausc ll Was AVash- 1 in | ington's birthday, too. He Is a rery l j truthful little fcllow. ami has great, i | honest-looking brown eyes, but he loves. ] .1, j fun dearly, for nil that. He was tell- c i ing tils sister a comical story, the other « " | day, nt which site was laughing heart; f ! Ily. He watolied her wistfally, a little c ,i, | while, and then exclaimed, in n toneof | I the deepest regret. i fa I "O" dear. I wish 1 hadn't known t | that Storv, and that you were tolling it t „« I to me^so I could laugh as Itard nt you . Of j liis fathi-r tUotHilii Iu- I tad a veer - proper to laugh at his own stories.— I i He always reraembera to say "thank , »• | you," when nnytliiug is given liini, and i once, wlten Itis fatlie^put some wood u' into his arms to bring into the house, i lie began to s;tcak, but checked himself, , ur and looking up, his eyes twinkling with . "I was just going to say 'thaukfvou' I fv has the most comical dreams of tiny little boy Hiat I knoj^ One night wc wcru all awakened by shonts of :>>1 laughter from his crib, and it was a long time before we could ascertain tlie ur cause. At Inst lie succeeded in saying, " AVhjr nta. I dreamrel that the old cow took the milk pail, and went out lo milt '» hemlf, and that she tried to take the I <l)PI*r, and eouhln'L" * I And then lio wcut off again iu conwere obliged to join. But since tlie .alitor and the cliihlren. too, like «W. present, to the little, fan-loving dreamer.— drftl F Moore. tied Birds. ln You can't think how plensetl we ft) Mlmtle nnd I , when |«iu lironglil 1S7 home that cage of red birds. Some ,!_f and brought them to him. Tlie singer was so very pretty! His breast waa the color of flume, and lie w as elegnnlly slmpetl They were s.. wild, it UJ seemed its though they would Mat llleliiSF-liies to dentil against tlie cage. IW iu trying to get out. But in tho early L nil bird's song lllletlfrhe l.ouse' witl. J^Jl But the |»uir, little prisoner could " and dirt]. Then' it wits tvondcrfal' to iter I (ill ami try feed tlie dead blrti: n tlicn, finding tlial lie would not eat, site would fly up to Hid |a-reh. tuul call ^ sirred. It was pitiful to Iter. Finally. wt to. A the dead bild out. Tlten „ Site sat there all <h) , nnd ncitlier ate ' nor drunk. 1 carried the cage out and J', to your old itoint- in tlie woods! Mrdlel" w isut site would not go, even after I liud ,,| i'tocod Iter u|»iu tlie ground. Uherty . had lost its eharut for her, and Uint ,-y night she died. Atld I really believe that she died of n broken heart. Don't i I h.-.fe at my Itousr a little, golden- ' ee haired boy, who is as fall of mischief ' ry as the summer day is long. Just at to twilight, he grows more subdued nnd sober, and is ready to rest and talk quietly. io, It amuses hint very much to see the firetlies dancing about over tlie green VP grass after the sun goes down. " AYhat are they? Are they stars?', he asked, the first time he saw them. It, " No,. darling, they are fireflies.'' •■AYliat makes sthem shiue? Are ot they on fire?" " No, wait til! you ate a little, older, go "O, mamma! I know now. They i '( Itave fire instead of blood.'' Then he went on asking questions. ' ' AYliat did God make fireflies far?" ( " Because they are so pretty to look Y floWers only to look pretty.". "iSrrfmtmnta, I think he made tliem "d foHcantUcs to lighlthe little, toads to r bed. Because the poor little toads wouldn't want G. go to led in tlie dark, would they? ' And God is good to all ^ litto animals." AYIth this explanation of the pniyxise ' of fireflies, he wns quite contented, and ready to go to bed without any further questions. IU Bertie's visit to the Barber, uo The pet of our house lays no claim to tlie title precocious, but has, withal, a quick pcrccptiou of the manner of procedure adopted by his ciders, and a ' most abiding persuasion, that what is proper far them, must be far him, also. This trait of character was rather amusingly displayed, on a recent visit to the borher's. Twice before itad lilt' ^ soft cutis passed under the scissors, and now ho had become to used to the op1 era tlon, that he spent Ids time making observations, and drawing his own . conclusions from what was going on around him. " AVhcn tbe hair was but cut, and tbe 3 " harbor offered to take off tlie 'napkin, our " Young America '' of two years I— •".! a half, straightened himself hack «: and insisted tliat he must lie shaved, kc like the rrot of the gentlemen, al John, though greatly amused, in the ng most serious manner, brought out the >w brush and soap, and thoroughly as lathered the smooth, nmtuLfoce, and taking the haek of the raxor, removed the eoap its earefially as ifbe had brought „ away a beard with 1L PtgfcriUj satisfied that evejr thing ta>, Tnul been done "Heeenujf and m order, ss Bertie depended tern (he choir with lkl all tbecoraposureanddiahityoftweoty--five, evidently tntirely nnconscioDt that tbe barber had performed anything Irrond hb. doty

^ritalif«S|p'Kl»iirat Me rhamcat Toys as a Wan af PrncHcal Usstrnatlaa. Heyrho will introduce wilh the double object of amusingnnd instructare aware that maffr of the poput^ s now in use,' ate i sued E|mb- . mrclnnlail lows, sad, mo degrao^U- \ rate meehonical factirbot this elncidatiuu is not n primary or principal object in their construction, and can fafound generally, only by a close study or a partial dissection of the toy. It not apparent, to tlie casual observer; tlie object teems to be t<L conceal the. mechanism and exhiMt ouly ihe result, tempting tlie inquiring mind —one that likes to understand the why and wherefore, tliat •' seeks to know " lieiu foilG herald list to OOpy the example of tlio boy who burst ithc : sound nime from, br ripped tlie bellows 1 to find the source of tlie wind. I From the great steam man to the flying top, from Maclsol* antomaton chess player to the pasteboard acrobats i and dancers, tbe source of power and Its modes of transmission ore concealed ' as much as may be. Yet this is the best, most valuable, most interestingf exhibition of the device. Concealment I is not knowledge; mystery is not wisf dom. i Tho zoctrope or " wlieel of life "4s a : play upon the organs of vision, a valuable exemplification of the scienco'of ' optics. ' As such it is amusing, and I faiwililcring. But how valuable it • would fa to show the action of machfa nery. lo illustrate mechanical move- - ments. A machine or its parts might. > by its use. fa presented in actual, or > rather apparent motion, showing not ' only the parts of the machine and their j relations, but nlso their nction. AVliy - could not the principle of the soetrope l«- extendeil to exhibit, simultaneously to even- individual of a targe audience, the movements of machine^-? ' Certainly here is room fy* invention, or. at least, improvement. This toy ' might fa made n valuable aid to Im- ' |Kirl «rlcntific nml mechnnien! knowleilge. The lecturer who first succeeds ! In introducing tbe-zoetro|ictoliISctan. " or nudie'nee, to illustrate mechanicalmorrmeiits will iiiaugumtea profitable and nilualile means iff imparting know- ' ledge. These suggestions are' worthy the attention of our inventors. Smoky • liiniury.. I gives the following summary of the I causes of smoky chimneys, condensed ' i from a new work ou the subject, pub- : utlnly very cooiprelienzlve as' well as I , " AVaut of'sutfleicnt hight in tlie flue. ' ■ The outlet of the chimney pcing plaot d • in mi exjHMieil and cold situation, while i the air with which the fire is supplied , sheltered region. Excessive width in tlie flue, by whicli a large volume of - cold sir is drawn in and allowed to i lower the tem|ierature of the ascending column. Lpw temperature of the interior of the flue in comparison with that of the external iir. Humidity of of tlie air. Too accurate fitting of Ute windows and iloors, and joints of the ■ flooring. The draft of one fire injurtliat or others in the same house. A current caused by the heat of the lire circulating in the room. A flue of slll- . cient size. A foul flue. Displacement r of masonry, or accumulation of .mortar within the flue. The sudden obstrucI Go a- of flu draft by' gusts of wind eu- . tcring tlie chimney "top. Increase of density of the alrst the chimney top, due to the e<6*tjlf wind in chimneys , rising from the eaves of roofs. Diflfts within the room which throw the smoke , out of the influence of the ascending •chimney current. "Of course the remedies ix.nsist.-in , the removal of these cauw-s^but the suggestion given that tho kitchen fine should faat the north or cast end of a mendation to sujiply fire with air ,for . its own consumption, drawn from the coldest >idc of the house. The arrangement proposed with this aim it ingeulous, and no doubt capable of easy and - effective appliciuion in a large propor- . tioif of cases; but the question of the exact position, eize, and adjustment of , the air Inlet near the hearth appears to , us yet open to further investigation; , and it must not fa forgotten Uiat any •uch arrangement dimiabes the efll- ] cicncy of the open fire as a ventilator of the room." - It ol it I ion of Ike Earth on Its I . Axis. r The importance of clear, decisive, ami, if jdtasible, ocular demonstration oi great physical truths cannot be over ' estimated. Impressed with this Ura, ' M. Loudrint, prraent archbishop af ' Amiens, lias just authorized "W. Hsumene to re-prod u« In tho cathedral of I Amiens, the same experiments that he 1 made seventeen years ago in the cathe- ' drsl of Reims, for the |mrpose of giving a visible proof of the rotation of the , earth on its axis. A ball weighing ' pounds is suspended from Hie eeiihtg of one of the apartments In the cathe- " draLfry a stool wire W* feet in length. ! Such a pendulum will probably cotiUuJ uo to vibrato for a whole day, and, af- : ter tbe Upsejqf 12 hours, it will seem to vibrato ina dlftefrm at right angles ' to thsx which was flrsfljten tolL In ' reality, however, the pend9han eoa- ' tinnn to vibrato ln tbe some direction, bat as tlie earth, and consequently the ' building, has changed its relations to space, the pendulum teem* to have made -the change. Cndcr the condi- ' lions which* will fa falfliled at Xmiens ' s|iectators can fa convinced, on watching the motion of the peoihthtm for only haff an hour, that the rarth does ' go around on its axis apd bo mistake. ; .Vn Iowa editor has dUovvcred that > man is fearfully and, wmderpslfeskufe. J Header, if you weigh 140 pounds, 70of . them am water, sad if you squcaor i yourself in a hydraulic press, about six bucket* fall wlB mo out. H S ... .. . ....„„•