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*11* sms? 1*"* Bt Ble hiity^e^fejjiiMIwi sa* tie Bfr—le iieeti UwiOyn#) of h»v ft ttfti pf rjftftir (icrr. Are Wat*. ite win •» n» im, *jSi tv s*an ~«s3i^ftur "1*' Mew, *W Wats no pre'tj ftilfai, r _*ee AWftU ty Be . ■ ■■ >■««■ I Bft kMpelM, ftMS^hTue^ 1# uUtZT (1,1.^*1 .#*. ■ •,25i5R55r33,:s». ^ Wbfti voft'<ev. tftra. Iftftl fellewuc "' Am eertft Is Inr w,lft r„b etfcvr, MlftWrwIMMlbft WS* HI u IM Stoakto* r#lnn* I rfcftii met ire (Tft r 01 Ike p- luhed llr >' yr.pf^^^y, ! «»rry eye# IswoaStr |-*-p|p* 1 1 new beWftrt hereeew etete eell. 1 • I m, -tadoa, ..J #r4 lo»ely, 1 Leoklef eel spaa ire ntcbl, I IwwmWMiW, IwikeeM la • werM ef ll(Sl Tor wy keart U ,vl a#< lonely ■ Palle II aow wllk Jeepeftlef woe. j - S'SHrSE'.I!!, ' Oft.-. Iky iwlle wade all Iklac# knrkl i J Ore# Iky late as Mealy rleea ' ruled wy woeld wtlk (toilou I Iftftl. ll , *Bkee(pw'i^"" •r-"wc4- ' Aad rw ftlitloft, mA Bad losrly, 1 Laeklaf eulaiwaikealcfcll ' "SWL'M rw^Mrt itftfti. [ ' mbaww. j ' Wft.te.er yen kare ta ray, My Irtoad. I 1 Wbetker willy, or fr..e, or ftfty, , Aad eay la 'he raadleel w«y | * Aad whether y a wille eft narftl affaire, 1 ; < A ' HiSsSrH1;-, '> Tkal the hreed took# plelely Ihrovftft. a 1 *e^wkea ywa k,.e ajtory » I ell, , Te alter year tkoefthta In Ihatoweet worde, | ' _a> Fee eeeapleef yaedeef eeen 1 • Aadetoey iMieyeewme.wyMead. I i I : Oa, Ced wee klad, aad keerei wee tfae, > r We knerrr yea, Gcaeral Graal t , ■ Fer Ike glertoaerlrlorlee eon, Aed prey ttel hla.I Uee.ea »•> pefta tew ^ —Me lurk keeMdftft'leawea'ee'ywa. I 'wk'iS^M^M'JVCd^'MtoMt I > ; llaokeya are prrtty common, jet re ' an tha luBiUrr are renurtoiMj con , aim, haaRcTerooramd to the reader how tbej are taken J EUalla win tab- , a lion, and the Smithed moonreh of ■w threat *m. aftat a few day 'i alar- , ration, dart Into n cage conuining , , feod, and thna In eccared. But how are the monkrye caught f The ape t human. They km Hqnor, and Sfl. In DaHbnr ami Swinaay the natlroe , ' make frrorrated beer, of Which the wtooptowto a™. of thin, the natirea go to parta af the . fonot nrqnented hy the mookrya, and ■et oa the groond attahaehee full of tb», J I eoUdtrgHquor. Aaeooo rathe mookay ' rear aad taatm it, he nUera load criea af Jay thai anas attract hl» comrade*. ; IVmanoesirtwgim, urf in a rf-nre ^ . time the laaata abow all degreea of in- , I tartmtkm. Then the itoKrom appear. The fcw who aome too late to |H , rr~-t^tr"" : Itoreotly take ttaaafhr h^er epeSmef t , uierr own oeoua. i ire iiagrni.e mat i •—T'"4 — .'W ..tow : , Wk.11 t TU-.TCI tak. ', cam 1m the hand 1 i toSd * I I wW dhtg to tha o«ie who thantedaa *

] wa mesial "bax.t« paboit a la«Orr*k MoaitB VmBm l"—CUmA. n t. mm qcioa. saratooa. retirement herd, where hold (bdr noted whOqfliey gulp down the waien of the aprtng ; which water we wwre weak enough to beliere waa poured into a tort of pttddle ererj morning, from aome well- regulated reel pe of an experienced chemial. It it a pretty place when yoo are not of It '; when yoo are In it, yon are very much in the poailion of a beef-ateak In a giblet pie— perhaps our readers hare heard of the dlab— we mean at the bottom; And when the valley geu pretty— that la to my when the tree# grow up— yod might na well he an owl in an ivy both, or acting Jack in the Green 011 May Day, aa In the middle of It. However, it la quite worth going to, even [t were Ibr nothing but the pleasure of getting from IL Every spring infalliably cures Porplc go on crotches, looking dismal, and come away on legs, with their face* wreathed in smiles — go, with limbs stilfcurd Into pot-books and and leave endowed with a good>m'#<ar<— go like shadows, but not so deport. Magic and miraculous waters these, which, like the Pool of Bctbeeda. heal all kinds of maladies rheumatism and dyspepsia, black bile and blue devils, yellow Jaundice and white swelling, scarlet fever, spotted and fever of every color ; hypocondrta and hydrophobia, dlarrluca and diabetes ; goat and "grog Hoaaoras,-' with every Ul that flesh it heir mental, moral and physical, it mutt lie one'# own fault that they ever die, with inch sovereign remedies ut hand-ao many elixirs of life within tlndr grnap. Either they do not drink eootgch, or they drink Ux> little, or perhaps at an improper time. They may other potations which counteract the elBcary of the waters, or Anally thai may have selected the wrong spring— for what is wholesome for one may be poison for another. If only(elected to right waters, and complied with the conditions; they would become completely renovoted every year ; and if, at last wearied of Ufe, they "shnfle off this mortal coil," It 1 would be at the ags of Methuselah, who, perhaps, had tried the virtue of Congress water. Here, aa at Newport, the Alpha and ; of the dally programme la to and dance— the onu la the cariket 1 possible morning, and the oilier at the | fattest conceivable night. One can con- ' suit his taste, however, in the inSnile variety of Saratoga life. Yoo may : dance at the United 8tatea ; drink at the Congress Ball, or pray at tfae - ■"Union." The accommodations, too, < are princely. Tbc codbe le floe flavored Mocha,*thc tea is of tbc best "young hyson there la no rancid butter ever ■ laid ; the n ines ore of the beet brands. Imported direct from New York ; the ■ leebteads are always cut thick, never saturated with manufactured gravy. are French hooks in evury tslab- ■ , lab men t, who on everything brown. There are plenty of servants, all dean ' able. They never require to be bribed, to give you anything to eat befure dluuer la cold, or the beet dishes are de- j vouml. THtre la no snobbery, no ' pretension, no dissipation, no aberry cobblers in Indira' bedrooms, no changing of dresses fifty times a week, no intrigues, and no slandrrnua tales — The male portion do not chew nor spit. Dor get t! pay and talk load la the Everybody is happy 1 — everybody la gay 1 and if bm riexatur, eieomu, is written in every (bee. Speaking seriously, one meets here the statesman, the lawyer, the poet, the author, the distinguished from all porta of the nation, though 1 fear, alas! the proud Virginian and the dark-eyed ed In tbo gay throngs of beauty, wealth N. 11. —Saratoga is a very tole rable ffirtating place, but a very had marryo«jc ; the number or damsels distract you, the number of engagements occupy. The idle and tha solitary alone fall In love, and dandies hare a dowagers. Of course, you will ride to Lale George, (according to the Instructions of the guide-books,) through threat amors which no part of the Union win jeet the charms of Sharon and its hi vaand Lebanon, with its big barns and queer ahakera. We wflH push on to tux aduondacas Wefl do I remember returning from Montreal on* season, by' the steam vessel from rook's Point on Lake Cbamptatn ; "sick unto to death and put on shoe* In this region, at some town, the name whereof I hare fnrgothigbly respectable inn. ricuiesi j by diut of soda water and strap, bad I recovered from the effect, of tbc voyrge, before I was infbcwxd by n most savory odor, that dinner wna preparing ; "ft moat be fire o'clock," thought L Nay, it was halfqa.1 twelve. There waa but one dinner (tar all the . guests ; IheyksptaleUft ffere, and discouraged Use unsocial habits of the fealidioua. Yon had— (are you Bmd rf the table ») You had fire l«rty mrek a day, at tine iatr.and a faatoom UyoneIf, fer the sum of three ahlllinga ( York

(are at her owti dlfpoeal, till I rote to the rrfbsi elevated hostel or boardinghouse, aftsdbecanae ottoof the egclnsire M set by the paym.t.1 ef. 1 think, no less a sum da'Jy than three dollars. Bub, aid' ' these recollections are of by-gone ^ It waa amnsihg to tee bow Invariably M in each location the hours of 'feasting _ were postponed in proportion to the Increase of payment. A languid *1* ■ petite and a fttll puree are ever con- ' enmltanta; aad yet, in truth, each ' place had It* fire meals, and eihubcrant ratals they were. The great char- . acteriatic pleasure of the place wna, la 'h' one word, eating ! They eat away the . morning ; they eat away the noon ; ^ tbey away the twilight, and tbey eat ( . away tho drowsy hour that precrdcth " dons were meted out from breakfast to ^ lunch; from lunch to dinner; from ' Doubtless tho place abounds in attruc- ' lions, but oue has no leisure to attend them. Who oould ride to the Sa ranee * lakes t or even to the walled banks of t the A usable f Nay, who could more a j" hundred paces ftom tho town between * the Interstices of meats ? It la fortunate * that the Kaatakilla are ou our rout, homeward j if you get the gout iu one R place, joii can ctire Hat the other. t fOB KAAT&SIUA. , Returning by Albany, wa steam ,f down the noblo Hudson, admiring the _ beautiful villa* that line its banks, and e envying the fortune of their posaeasors. J until the tall blue peaks of the Caiakill j (or Kaatakilla I) attract our steps, and „ we halt at the little hamlet on tbc , hanks of the river where the stages , await our coming. Though the mouur tain seems to be within a stone's thrtqe t yon are mistaken— it is a good twelve r mile ride over bad reads to the Mi>unt tain Ilouae. If you visit Catskill. for, J ment but that of mml.i*i. Consider . yourself fortunate if the driver do not . tell you be "can't more on unless yon . get out and walk up the mauntain"r a good three ml lee up bilL The Orel , impression one gets on fall arrival is e that a Drotmybrook felr must haw . been held In the neighborhood, from . the foot that cos is armed with a stick; I the next, that it may be a resort for , cripples. Bat not so I old and young, pretty and ugly, everybody, is walking I around the mountain paths, with big sticks grasped firmly In the hand.— j. Walks are projected here, there and everywhere. The Task Is qm of tha , noblest features the Catakllls possesses. , Vaults, caves, cataracts, ate all won- ! derfully adapted to exeite your edmlr- , atiou, and to afffict yon with rlieuma- . tlsiu. Once visit the Peaks, and I . warrant you will never forget it as long , ns you live 1 lU cUffe abound In petri- , factions, and after a short residence , you will probable be a petrifaction yourself. And then, too, yon are exj peeted, according the the guide-books, , to make excursions to the Falls, where \ yon pay the small fee of twenty-five cents to go through a little gate, (like [ you do at the Academy,) down an inr niimeratue number of atepa, and wait r for the man on tfae top of the mountain to tarn aa the water. This is the [ Fall. If yon are venturesome, yon may walk around a narrow ledge under the ' (fall, and look into the abyss three hundred feet below ; If you slip, it is likely you will never look into it again. There | is nothing in it, but It In part of the programme at the Catakilla to do It.— Of coarse, yna must post youreslf on . Rip Yen Winkle, and all the other ^ Ripe whohave ever written about these regions If you have a fancy for tho pvacil jou p*i«t • pkaure of ih. falls— that Is to say, If you are no ar> r titt ; 1/ not, lis no malter;lf yourocd3 I fade a book, or It may he ^-destruction, yob may settle for the summer in ' tho beaiMAd dullness of KaatsUll. ( MA CD LAWK. Our Journey is now homeward ; but I just opposite the Oatakills, are the fer- < tile shores of Duchess, (almost unlrerj sally and Inoorrectly spelled fhldex,) — Uw garden county of the State- and I, the temptation is so strung, one might be pardoned after a weary journey , hi e tarrying here awhile. Duchess Is certainly a beautiftil county, and many of tho wcalthj eitbena of New York have appreesated ita beautiee by nraking it their country residence. Among those I oiuntry easts are those of Aapinwall, , (ietuorf. Ehnandys, LWngsaon.Chnmbcrliu, Ifeypeyster, and tnauy othcre e that hare eaoaped my msnwry, A tour through this county win well repay the seeker altar health, or the lover of the faaaotiftal in nature. The Liviugston manor, formerly (he property of Hon. W^^Wreytoo.jf ^wfail- ' dent Jackson, la a perfect picture of 1 vernal beasty, when olstbad Artth' the foliage of Summer. In the park there is a beautiful fell, rivalling many hn1 mortaliaed In the 'guide books. The 3 waters tap ftom rock to rock, from J ledge lo ledge, down a Brim of ftept, for perhaps oae hundred and fifty feet, bubbling, foaming aad boiling its way 0 in the HndAonbeiuw. There are hoauB- " fnl lakes also near Ibe bnrders of Oonneetieat, almost hidden among the f glgantk foreata, sod ahoanding In the moot deBHnua fish. I rrooUoct arriving In New York. 3 sick well nigh unto death, in July, ' IMS. Juat after my campalgh under * MeCMIan, ou the Fonlnaol*. I met a fMeod ta Broadway, who had shared ' with mo the dangers of the field, the pleamireoflfaetniar, and discomforts ' grated a visa to Dochra. oouaty.aud t I aoeepted the inr notion, to ere how

palacee Ih the neighborhood of the 8' American TlFofl, though there are flnc « hospitable nutcskms ; there are no as prinoei fast, as in the little town near t, the EtdCnal city, though there would m> be, if nihility of- soul constituted a ll. pafedt to the dignity. We were soon ly at VkOfilarwn, tha ieU of Elmcrdorf >8 fiamBy' ' IV late Mr. Cldtenloff was i « a genuine old knlckefbockcr, who had i t» occupied many ofllcra of trust and | 0- honor ftom his fellow -dtlxcns, and i :h dying rid in the woridl gifts, left his , r- name and fortune to the beautiful i *• "ffifefipfe," sole bdr of his heart and < in home. Such a beautiful heiress could to not long iscspe the shafts of the ar- i rowed boy. A fellow wigfatof the pen, " a bold, dashing fellow, met her ; and, , h *mi,j (be rear of Niagara's thunder, t " breathed sweet tales of love Into her i \o young Mir. The rest of the old story , n —Infa tuMed man— confiding maiden— c - obdurate rriatlons— etapemcut-mar- , d waa to this feet that I owed my good c 0 fortune In finding at "Maud Lawn" c tf what I had sought at all the watering- f places without finding— happiness. n health and pleasure. Here, eurroundctl j. e with eleganoe and comfort, upon the " bank! pf the American Rhine, in whose , c waters one might almost fancy he be- , held the "half-moon" laaily drifting on -] the Ude, as tho eun casts lu fading n „ beams for'tlic last time etet Ita bosom. , „ before sinking to rest behind the lofty , j Catskills; here, emhowered between K , the forrest trees, tho vine, the fruit and 1 the fiowera, tho lovely Unadilla and , i tho fortunate Augustus lived and loved. „ I almost envied him. • After tea, the ladies assembled hi j - the drawing-room, ami here for the * r first time I learned what an exquisite u 5, perfortnor Upon the piano BBguoli was „ - —(he whole world knows what a tenor r. he Is. He played many of his own i, ■ brilliant coWpc«ti!"ns. ana several opf" e'ratic concerted pieces, hnmmlng the it t melody as bis liners plied briskly over * » the keys,; otherwise he was as dumb fl ■ aa an oyBtcr, and the auditors were too r 1 polite to press him for a song. Ills a • touch was remarkably clear, and hi# tl > expression wonderful sweet mid sym- y • pathetic. His comments on the war » and pdblle aflhlrs in general were oxc cecdingly entertaining and amusing ; * • one particularly created mnch tuerri- o 5 ment. Ho remarked in his peculiar I I manner, that "the President was spend- .' - ing so mnch money, and paying very a ' much for men to go and bo shot, (at y a that time large bounties were being • ofikred) but he neglected to repair Broadwny, so that he had his horse'# « * leg nearly' broken in one of the holes tl ■ along that thofoughfhre." This wns n * the substance, though it was delivered h If in an Inimitable manner, and those h ■ who remember the handsome tenor b ' may imagine the effect npmi us, who o 1 knew that the President hud as much n " to do with Broadway, as his imperial u • mq)eety, the, Man in the Moon. Signer d ' B. paid attentlon to' the ladies, while a " the Doctor'and myseir amused our- ' selvre in the library among ihe rare " old works collected by Mr. Elmendorf. •' ' or under the grand old forrest trees, c ■ recoim ting camp stories, anil lamenting n ' our brave comrades who had come un- " f scathed through the seven days' con- " c flict, and had now fallen on the bloody fields of the second Mnnassa# anil An- ' Uctam. Thus time flew rapidly by. h " until the sere and yellow leaf admon- a r isbed rac to return to the Metropolis, i' " I bade adieu to Maod Lawn and Us 1 warm-bearWd inmatos with regret, r and returned to the city to Jot down i ' my impressions of the Journey. If I * ' have entertained you. dear reader, my d " opject has Seen aoomnpUshed. ' " But our tour la over-our pleasant a * task ladooo— the tired borara are droop- t " ing at the door of our hotel— we are in 1 1 Philadelphia one* more. Yet thoo, } reader, whose J urney is to begin, rejoice that thon can-st quit "tho dnst 1 and war of Rome." Heed not thou 1 * the proud lament that conntry-houscs u * are unheeded, and that shooting Is go- f ) ing (where it ehould go) to the dogs 1 1 6 for tho few only have country-houses, a * imf watering (Maces ore to the many, j n Rejoice that aocli various and health- r > ful resorts are open to thy election.— if Bright be tlie aim. and smooth be the i e rooda, and Invigorating the browses, as it thon tpredrat on, seeking relaxing ease t •' In the only Idle places yrt left to the c 1, working world of Americr. Ah. hap- , 1- py if thou canst forget for a Uttlcwhlle ; a the cares of basinets, or the schemes , r of av'-rfef, the dimppolnttnsnta thou i y hast experienced, and the chimeras l if tint yet lure thee lo toil to bopo, or to , [- aspire ! If the fairies yet linger among f if na, seek them at Dnehess, rather than < I- at the Lakes. Tourists and sketches, , >- have ruined the aisanciatioos of the last; t if but In Duchres all la primltiro and all < e Is natural ; the mo on shines over the 1 e hanghty walls of the Hudson, the ex- ■ 1- oeedthg vcrdurcrf the grass, the saruts l e from the hedge#, the rxbulirraime of , n tho wild flowers, Ibe rivulets rushing ; ■, into the blue river, all steep us so deep j I, In vtslens and poetry, that we are , j era ruely fit for lbs worW whi n we re- I k twin. But.' in fact, all 'these places , >- are mffl worthy of pilgrimage. The • riihnraaoftbeenltnre— the wUdorness j c "f the air - the foliage, stooping to the , (**xta— the flrqnrnt »plre# of churrbre , t, that gfea 111 forth through wood# and ' r, oror rales— render them all interesting , r to every , man who desires to see what * our Utdon once waa, ere commerce and , A machinery, and spinning wheel# and e forges, took all mirth ftom her heart, ■ ■ and grinding her poetry into money- j i, making. I That waak'shrowd girl, and not do . , wld of sense cither, who^rcmarketL ' much sh-.vked at the rxldWOod thereof ; bS^tfecy SA be «s abort aa mine. " , aj r i, -5 . i

jsn uriLi-ox iir««*r ! > " If I do I'm a Dutchman ; there I r Do yon hear roc, Mrs. Quill T I'll be I fcafigsdlf Idol" i . " But, Jobs 1— " . i "Oh, don't 'but' mc, Mrs. Qoill f I'm not going to take you down to < Cape May to be flopping around at any I firtt-dasa hotel with tier figure, and - having people mistake me for Barnnm traveling with the fat gtfl as a side i show, nod asking me to exhibit you U , • the Irish giantess In the front parlor, j Well, I guess not" " Mr. Quill, ain't you ashamed to i tdl-'' " I say, I gores not. A beautiftil spectacle you'd make of fOHreclf in 1 now wouldn't you ? There isn't any bathhouse door on the Island wide enough to let you in ; and if you once got In tho surf and a breaker would hit you, with those store teeth, and that glass eye, and those artificial curls, and your cork leg, and that wax noso^ypd'd fall apart, like an uuhooped flour bakrel." " What awftil falsehoods I T off know my teeth are not — ' ' you up in a shovel and carry ■ your fragments home in a pillow-case. are enough insects on that coast ! anyhow, without your going down 1 there to knock out your liey-pin, and, I some fellow says, come to pieces like ' a Chineso puzxle.'" "Mr. Quill! I'll scratch your eyes—" "And if even you hold together I ' expect you'll fall over some man, atld drive him three or four feet in the sand, and kill him, and come homo , 1 unfair arrest, with your hack hair mashed full of jelly-fish." 11 What ridiculous nonsense t. talk * yoor old avoirdupois out to sea, • 1 and have the pilots mistake tlrnl old ' flannel bathing dress for a buoy, and > j up to It and get stuck in the mud. : and lose their ve»acls. and break up j « insurance companies, all through 1 enufouniled foolishness." "John, yon know I—" "For you'll flo.it, you^know j Australia, like a molasses hogshead, , 1 and never drown once. If I thought,1 you would I'd let yon try it." " Mr. Quill, you're a brute. " | 1 " And then, I suppose, you'll l« wanting to go to the hall, mid I'll have . I the trouble of going arouud to see the i man who owns the place, to advise i yard and shove up his floors, if you orer undertake to daucc on that Island, something or other ■ must give way, even If ^you don't get down every hotel In the pbice and start tidal wave to Edropc- " "Mr. Quill you talk liken-" I " And aluike the whole State of New ! Jersey besides. A pretty figure you'll ' made like you are can ifance. No woman who looks like a beer barreled P"J.din Quill "" " Ever ought to dance. She had go and Iny down somewhere, and keep quid, or else begin pile drivfor a living." " Mr. Quill I—" " And I expect that you'll want mo take yon n fishing, when you know well enough that no vessel down there eighteen feet of water, and there isn't a canal boat un tbc island. I ain't going to ask any fisherman to take out his skiff and swamp It, am I ? if there is a chance of drowning you. I should think not." " Well, John-" , " Because if you contrive to ^t In a to flsh the only bitea yon'U get, anyhow, will be from grocn-hcailed which will drink your gore, and blister tho bald place on your head, and swell yonr face to about twice its present sire, so that I'll lie more ashamed of yon than ever." "John Quill, yon ain't worth mind- " Yea, and look at the effect your talking abont Cape May hoi on the children. Here only yesterday Bucephalus Alexander' and Holofeni" Montgomery both got en my best ruffled shirts and played that the bathtub was the ocean, and made breakers splashing the water against the wall paper, while Mary Jane went fishing out of the window with tlie clothes line, and caught the cat, which tlie pulled up when she got a kite, and the rat like to scratched the whole hide off her, and waa prevented only by soused in the bath-tub, where she Ut Bucephalus Alexander in U>e and gave him the hydrophobia, and was Suffocated by nolofemcs who win very likely he presented by the Society for tbo Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and all because they have an unnatural mother who fins their heads with nonsense Instead of teaching tbem filial piety and bringing them up in the way that they should go, so that when they are old they shall depart ftom it. my gracious, woman! you are not fit to have a family, you ain't." "Mr. Quill, just let me have a chance to say a word, will yon ?" "No, I wont I'm tired of hearing cackle. Go to sleep and stop pulling the cover off me, and hash your cist fair for one balfboar at least." Th- Qui lis wife not visit Cope May this summer"Do ysmUbatogotocharehf" said . a Hdy to Mr*. Partington. "Law me, Ida," replied Ma P."Nothing dora me so much good as to grt up rarty aa Raodsy morning, and mag man ? A paying ram.

himbii ram russclt K Tho Evmning Bmlluim of yesterday . contains the foiling sensible end well written article on tbo favorite samtfSof I. resorts ofjfhialadelphians : 0 Philadelphia now streteha out her arms to the sed In three directions, and d , enjoys facilities for the reddhms of the n sea-shore, such as she has never IiHd e j before. Cape May, Atlantic City and f ' long Branch, are now brought into • close e ofmminlcntion with Philadelphia ' by direct railroad*, end our dtixens , j are availing themselves of tlfel? (o- ! creased privileges to an extent which 1 shows how well tbey appreciate their | ' A glace backward gives us a keen I realisation of what has been gained for , Philadelphia by her tnilfood eonnec- 1 r tions with the era. Everybody, of nffj | sge worth speaking about, remembers I I the days Df"tho "Robert Morris" and i t the "Ohio." great boats in their day, | i a score of years ago, toiling up and down tbc Delaware on their alternate t eight or ten hour trips to Cape May, with t(0 tho concomitants of storms , and head-winds aij(t See-sickness. — i . Now we glide down to that airooil flit' rivalled hatliiug place, lu three hours , dust and weariness of the city iu the grand breaker# before the ancient ( , "Robert Morris" would have labored [ halfway down the Bay. The ' Everybody" remembers, only | yesterday, the tedious drag through : clouds of sand-flics and mosquitoes, ns 1 I the okl stage crawled away through . the pine-barrens of New Jersey, lo the . , aristocratic and excluaire"Howlancl'a" . at Long Branch, where a few ancient Philadelphia familiea, by a sort of pre- ' , inption right," had oolonized, tiino out ( and scandal over again, and to enjoy j the delights of the sea and of the shore ! ! at that fascinating watering place.— i Now, for lbs first time, the stage and its attending myriad tormentors, are by tlie Camden and Aniboy Company. , Tlie old "Rowland's" has grown into a eit) of hotels, aad with tlie new com^pfmcatiou and the enlarged accom- , . Dv stations. Long Branch establishes | 1 It lias so long enjoyed. Last coiues Atlantic City. 1-nsi in ; age but not in any other respect — I Here "Everybody's" memory is at i ■ fault, for only "Nobody " rememUni , ficnlt of access. Tliu "City by the - Sea" is the growth of the Camden and , Atlantic Railroad, and in two brief r odors of the town for the bradug I I in -nth that comes across the Kilt i marshes to Absecou, to bid us welcome l to old Neptune's court on the Atlantic beach. i Atlantic City^youngest of the trio, ■ Ik, emphatically, tlie "breathing-hole" i day of the season to the very latest, , tbc people of all classes swarm down t thither, men, women and children, all socking the rest and reaction which the ocean-breakers pre-eminently af- | fords. Each summer sees new hotels , aad cottages springing up in this nowUving tide of health and pleaanreaeckcrs swelling with the increase of ■ facility in travel and accommodation, r Philadelphia's three pleasure ports s be, and they furnish to the whole coin- [ m unity snch convenient attractions i that it it no wonder that tlie several ? railroads find themselves taxed to keep . pace with the growing demands upon them. With all tha variety of inland attractions which Pennsy tvautaaflbrds, i and with the Atlantic Ocean thus , brought almost to the doors of our j people, Philadelphia may well boast j that whether her dtiaens stay at home, ( or go away, they favored far beyond s the common lot of mortals. At Laurel. Md., recently, while tin sons of Dr. Sharps, the brother-in-law r of Gen. Grant, ami Marshal ol the ,. I tistrict of Columbia, were bathing in . I'll lux tent river, near that place, to r I company with their young cousins. I Matters Grant and Dent, who were ou a visit to the family of Marshal „ Slmrpe, jnite a terioua accident ,. Iiuppcnod. Dent Sharps, a wry ln- , tdllgent and promising young lad of c eieren years, was noticed struggling to h the water, aad called out that be was j drowning. Ills father hastily commenced lo j disrobe in onlcr to jump in and save e Ids son, but ere he could gel to tbc c seen*, Fred Grout, who bad Just come , from West Paint, gallantly Jumped e into the river without attempting to c pull off even his boots, and grasped f. the hair of the unfortunate boy, who d waa going down for the last time, j With unusual presence of mind and an ox-rtiou of extraordinary physical j strength, Fred waa enabled to bring y young Sharpe to safety to the shore. .. It waa a moat gallant act, and one for ' Which lbs young soldier deeerrea the , utmost pmiao. He was mads quite a lion of to Laurel, but with charade ristic modesty he sought to *vade*the attention that waa forced upon him for ^ hit heroic act. - . ' * " h A dieiptive age— mini -age. n Performing bats — aero- bats. J Ocean tombrr— the sea board. Numereial poison— ttrych-nine. d A man of mark— th# sign writer. e Dress material for oourting-pop-Hn. d A cockney tcmriat acta Seotqh lassia " going barefoot toward Glasgow. "I shooM Wa to know If all the peog riMMtmMera," w» th.

uwoiwtT TV following are the questions preJ amtoatiou of sorae young law students " for admission to tV Bar: Q< How can a man be legally discharged from bit debt without paying ,r It ? A. By marrying bit creditor. d Q. Why it the doctrine of Estoppel [® the worst foe to the profeaeion P A. " Bnrmuw it puts ou end to litigation. d Q. tt'by Was It reasonable to sup- ° poee tint a certain city rooopant of the * bench would make a very poof Jodget " A. Because of a dicta of an eminent English judge, "that hard cue# are apt '' to totfodoee bad law." r Q. When may * legal instrument be said to have tbo contOmptioo? A " | When he lias an amUgm iau fatal, for r | that can't fe cured. " I Q. Why la the trolh-pllgbting of 1 latent like the character of a servant 8 bona fide git en? A. Became both ore ' i privilrdfld communication!, ■ i Q. Why U the law of PoWeri like Milton's " I'anuliK Lost "P A. Bo- ° . cause though often referred to is seldom 8 , Q. Why Is repealed dunning a good ' ' defence to an action of delitP A. By ' reason of the rule of law " that a man shall not he twice vexed for one and " the same cause." ' | Q. Why Is an executor who wltholds ' | a legacy a perfect being P A. Because • he cannot he damaged. Q. By what titles in law are taken tile game of an amateur sportsman and 1 I i hereditary gout ? A. The one by par- ■ I I rhiui, and the other by daicrni. ' 'j Q. In what class of personalty by 1 3 : tlie common usage of society does mere poscssiou without right draw to it the 1 : right of prosperity P A. Umbrellas, ' ' : ant, where should lie be taken ? A. 'j To feed of course. :l Q. When umy judges te said to te ' j navigators? A. lu couslruing wills, ' as then tbey make lite inteution of tlie testator the polar star of their guid8 Q. When may a noted railroad king ' te considered a usurer P A. For tile ' reason that " unlawful profits " Is fre- ' quently the gist of hi# operations. Q. Why may lawyers always to Indicted? A. For the reason they are 8 properly to te .classed as respects their 1 clients' purses with highwaymen, whose motto is "Stand and deliver." 1 ; Q. Why may the rule to Wilde's ~ ! case te said to te like the proposed 1 j punishim ut of the instigators of the p Q. What latiu phrase should te ' taken by you its ait opposite motto dure I ing your novitiate at lbs bar? A. 1 more to do Hutu from our business. Q. Where will you " limbs of the l" | law" lu prospect get your teat liviugP A. On the credulity of oar clients ' and from Ihe resources of our parents. ' Q. Why are- you young gentlemen 1 examples of necessity? A- Became ' though we " kuow no law" we arc ' satisfactorily ended, and the young " gentlemen are dismissed to the pres- " sing practice that await them. Yon ■ have our teat withes and the hope (al- " eminence*) there may te none "among ,r yon which will lire to become " Ihe ecnrecrows of the law." B The problem of ferial navigation Is ,1 solved. Within a year we shall travel p habitually to New York, Europe and D China by atrial carriages. The trial d trips of the model steam carriage, at Shell Mottnd I'grk, hare teen entirely * and completely successful— exceeding r the most sanguine anticipations or it hopes of the builders. Tlie powef of the propellers waa greater, and the resistance of the atmosphere leas than were estimated, and the speed attained proportionately greater. Protected by its patent rights, we believe that the t JErial Steam Navigation Company of iv California audits grantees will speedily ie constitute the most gigantic stogie ton corporation interest to the United n Slates— overshadowing tlie railroad, i, steamship or telegraph combinations. * The thing is done ; folly, finally and ti completely done. Within foar weeks it the first serial steam carriage, capable i- of conveying six persons, and pro>r pel led at a rate not exceeding the n minimum speed of thirty miles an hoar, is will wing Ita flight oVerthe Sierra Nevada Ob ita way to New York and a other remote parta — f fan fhanciic a r« Seta Utter, June 90. * TV Ten Command meet# adopted by d tV "craft" and expected tobefoid L Enter softly. 2. Sit down quietiy. ' 3. Subscribe' for the l»per. j 4. Don't touch tV poker. , 5. Engage to no controversy. „ 0. Don't smoke. ^ 7. Keep six feet (torn IV table. 8. Don't talk to tV prtntera. K s 9. Honda off tV papers. Gentlemen oVervto* then rales when entering a printing office will „ greatly oblige tV printers, end need not fear IV "devit" The ladias, wbo sometimes Mess us with their pnaenee observe tV rates very strtetly, end it will V agreeable to ns ttlntfea break tV eighth as often as ooa Tlie Boston Chirf'of Police recently dressed two w three trasty oCccts to fet male apparel, and tent them oat to l detect th* rafflsns wbo here been fas - **^^1 ■ tiTm Mnj m°*- » •Pnrf«fi-eofb»toeto-Ae*qV»

► ' " ewiro mS,".,'' l. a# ih*- # s*#lt t* fnnl, L s. F*#*, #o arm, ? rnw^^Mfelisikwrt Fw#»Tuir eflfa# v»l» l „ Lobodt Owkxa of PxasoXAL i PaorxnTT.— The largest owner at , personal property to this city and to ite United States it Commodore Yanf dcrhilt, wV is sold to hold tvrenty , millions. TV Aatara, whose chief , wealth Is to land, have about fire millions to personal estate. Mow# , Taylor has about four mllHnni, of _ which hit coal stocks, to connection , with those of hit son-in-law, reach oos million and a halt George Law hie j about two mlQlona, while out of tV r estate of John J. Phelps, atoounting la , all to eighteen millions, shout twoj thirds an in pcrconal property- These last mentioned men wen not amMtfone a of being' numbered among our real estate lords. Their money has been made bjr handling piesnml property, , and titey preferred to ktsp If to HA# I shape. Tbey wfobed to hare thdr . pecuniary resources ready for action at a mluute's warning, to order to take , lul vantage at an opportunity. If a . certain stock fell fa price V wanted to , te able to buy It op, aad having IV control of vasts amounts of cosh, they could enter Well street at «ny tUa* . unit cut right and left with great effect. ■Such active, nervous, resolute men do not care to be trouble- -;lh Uie slow „ details of real estate. Real estate le like forces shut op in a stronghold, ' while personal property is Dke soldiers in the field. There ig a constitutional different* between Commodore Voodcrbilt and William B. Astor, which r i# shown by Uielr aptitude for tbelr peculiar positions. Astor sits to tut office on Prince street and simply holds . ou to his land. His Ufe compared with t thai of an active business man is a r mere vegetation. He baa none of the excitement of gain and kae, end never " knows what it Is to corner a clique or , to te cornered himself. How could j such a man a# Yandcrbilt endure this c Ufa ? It would te like cooping the r eagle. No, he must dash and slash and move men and fortune* by the bold r acts of his restless and ambitions w mind, which knows what can be done and dares to do lt. Such a man ha* „ little to do with tenants, house agents l and slow tellies. He prefers to rale Wall street with a rod of iron, and c make the financial world to tremble as V goes marching on. — S. Y. Car. af , Trap 'timet. Upon tV authority of a Paris eor- ° respondent, tV following Is Ute latest * Priest to IV bridafioom, aged sixty: "Do you marry this uuunut under ' sny delusion T" 8 "No." "Are yon bald ?'' ^ "Any teeth f" "No.8* "Do yon yoo wear flannel T" C "Yes," "Yon believe In rheumatism and .. have faith in tV goat f" "Yes." s " You core for nobody bat yourself 7" ,1 "Certainly not-8' d "Not for your bride?" il "Naturally not" it "Very good; then yor two are united y to tV name of tV law. . Make her g happy.1' ^ J A Paper Wedding— Marrying an c A Wooden Wedding-Many a htaetid '**''• A Tin Weddtog— ^ Marrying a mBfeI mold. f An Iron Wedding— Marty tag • '' blacksmith. > A Crystal Wedding — Marrying a V "gtas# eys.1' A Unen Wedding -Marrying a tatmd,A6ilver Wedding— Marrying aa eld ld moid at sixty. a A Golden Woddtog-Mariylog for Wedding— Marrying a w a glaas-cntter. , r> A man can stand an occasional Uttla ^ dispute, srtth his wife ; but a long, ld gloomy, tearftil, aftar-owktag *o her " part wii, like a eiroceo wind, bkrwoot at last all his lights, thought* and joys, 7 and in tV rod, IV fight of Ufc itaelt WAantKGTOS, July 1L— LsSSers received here from prominent officers of the Cuban army of the Repafatie, via Naaean and Keywret, with data to IV 1« tost., gives intolKgaoee of IV arrest of meraters of t V Cabas Junta to New York had been received, aad of surprise and regrife No teVrnews could have canoed sacfe foeeling of despondency. Letour, who bre saoeeeded « Lose* in curmnaticl Of the troops garriUl sontog Neuritos and Puerto Principe, id sod guarding IV rallroml betweo to two hundred of M* trospe to Qw. 4« Frequent eoBbdctre^are reparted V- ^ even thorewfeo's ■■ u as dud ■«'«»» ^ rated on tV Arid Gevrel Qnreada •» to