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VOLUMI: XV.

SISSW JEBteET.WEDXESDAY. NOVEMBER 17, 18t>9.

WHOLE BCW4W-

§u»intff titril. , -• ■Trr\ tr •iT-nr mc uji'd aLas, , "* ' " •: K€m. wttlMKb. ! lohu B. UniriBB*, Allan* J iCguuatlic-s'.-Inw, Solicitor, r strrusMK coist coxitmuowxa, «M KnTiiiv i cst.tr li V*p* Bar ChH H mm. Ihw Jin*). ATTORNEY AT-LAW. *•-- -*J Atuatioo (i.e. mai"*"1 I. H. VM). ir/Kutcrar-ur. »«'*«, MUII™, * tx 4NISKS If tlUXCKI r. M..77" Jr«rtT, «...« fsasT. ewer. ' :,'Jr ^BHUWIU'IWBI'— - »r. Y] Jmawdwx. I)K,rn*T'orric» D*»«i nn mr reur /totrnt-rfi-f •»4 SSSaf»fc»iH» mamm*. «r •*»» —IE gafittfiSSTra c^. c~>- i.M 1. P. MI RrUET. Flue American Bid "thre Watch-*, j . Clocks, Jewklry, Ac. I M Sid mxrT. MILI.VILLK.lt. J. n. r. ar.fit.fn \Y"""' *" PAUKAffflftNll JOBBING { mm T»Ht'Bf«eT, i: N« ». •!• • - MA1SKR V N'UUil'.T, : ! ins-ii riiiT.iofctriiiA._- " Dr. »'.. H. Phllll|>«. 1 1 •4 a UiBOB ATB IE P ITBICIAX, |! Of * Ip E-fo. 1 1 AO 1<U< Unci, Tape Inland, V. J. ' «»« T-TOBV-^p^ ^"•'*1 » "! -• ■Ms^SSO/mkr^'^ j J. H. l.ni rl-nn. ( """^WSfebf jnurr Km xxt-ij "■- •%aaa.y»ii] . •a-AUjrliMiha.rn-rttj •»' | " ( *4 ri"rii»N BC*W' .r \ gpp^^S I CtUPET WELTING. 77 j Is AO ( \«rcT of on Art ri[*llooB w.W « ' <.*4.(4. IW -It I'oMJferlM. jimHMH >I UEl.tERUER

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" t •" r^--- ; ronmcn MrtillcR a pr aiii. m, . II. r. HORNEII, ^ ""*""' "*' "' j lo.uraarr A«nar>. J ,, T\t vib.'tltrr il'.uto fo lafona Ibtruhll* >• J'lo'lw !r>M* toll raoOl^ . Moo ■lo.tlXrRtSlTR.loUI.oo^l * on Iko oual LtoooMt M,m>. TOO i-uMIt will - lacunae. AfplUolknui loll ol too "Waoa" om-.ro oiai. niniM«o Mhroiio moot, - ""*> wTpm t ar*- Copo Mar CUT. " lmpnMa»l t« Baaarkrrprr., Mi tola, l»k>. MM*. Ml ADJDSTABLE WITDOW 80HB£X. . WILL PIT an* WIKDOW. , jTlaa, WSigitifua luifl other InMrrtM Thr IflJmUOIf * I Ml* Mr ma (.. koi. i*3 manufacturers! *D MAOXIT a-raCPT, miLAD'A. I. Poroaiat) iv.l.n I. Moo— IMtoUAlao 900*0 fiooa — : AMERICAN CHROMOS, - • Jtoonkra. - "- °^r" ■ • " ' ° ' TLo BrltkfljrtirTOoiOo,, "S"! OaMpoBaa Itaoo tutor "to. j cu-.ot.ro. rtoopto • •• Ilk, 11. ten BoHC. of Porta . . » IMp lT. * j&trs^Mipr "* | . OMfeo. IMOmMa >-wai>-. roHuooa 0; JtncPH Huorlcx, 'i^^rr ; PtrRNITURE, > 1 UMIItto. MRU 10, WiKR oTtABh, j TABLES, t-HAIBA. MMsuiMiix t jumwn. UMOEIITAKINC BUSINESS MWv*eTwriUe«opeo.e«hr.oowm,.i«4 , MANSION STREET, ! tap* aot ctTV. *. a ' ; ■ MIWIW rcwiM Wxi'innSiiT TAX otaRjrio!: I

^ELCCT oMTIBCMMWAtRM" j ij n-r.'.'tr.'rr^"*- ■ ' Aa4 Iko VOo 000c tl-« 0> KOTl*' Go trippUf iixonp kf. Oatoop to Oto ooopoKott, I *Sytrx-.r-« ,;... '"nh'UZwZttuJ mo. I '"xSuIotrSltttUo. t- ^£^SSK8^ ..;- ^»8pSE~; ! " TOofro on Ooow loot o|oi - I Aod I rtof.lo o^_fl«l»Ofto» IroOlo, A IO 0( 00 OOfl lOfl loor. AaA I toll to ■yoS" tko 0««-«f I HooMUo o botto' loa»). M.M..0on~.U o ooitoo OOoll Cloi tOotr opoo Milk loatol «Urt urmiu ar OOfl a ow taoo. TfcmaO alltOo ouaaor>»ot«l T*al(aa*hrfcUo4oor«^ 1 oalp oOut my ryo., fund to lOo Ot.lC Of lot I loMtJ. , : Wltlt loTor o tloodoAo too.; " j Mr Hir^AJ^'o >t*g~l ' ~ " j la 0 toarlod Rout bora foroot. 1 Tola OflUwroboM .nd ktott, TOtr loll , aad tOo Uoy d>< J fur, . ^ AHlatO.MdlOotlBMBn.il 1 Atrar om wlnj. of | 1 Aad ocolo «o loo .to toxotbo,. All olooo la too 01(01. j Thop UU aoklialad UfolUf., . •at I. alio 01 Idlo toot. 1 KolooalyOotkoltO rot tOlllrou. I raiMowar tatOomot, . ' ! Aod lOovto <*oo, MAI of|MSau Go trooplo( Oom. to tool. Mr Oiukcad toll, troo, Do ontaot, I -Mr. lot., Oorotaoeonor.. tooit f , a..MMr; , Original <0. Seteclffi. . ' i fftyf&ffiSK.*"**'. ' ursasktsnrss [ ■ watnpo ofNrw Jrrapr. Thwawaiepa ' an fuuBd iu vnrloiu puiio uf ilk Sula Aud llttn U olroim rvliltm*: gqliiA lo " •how Ibat, rrflti wit Mti ihe Tormorj' uf *j ptronii iroldfliito, ttiAav of tin*.! which culUxaUal aurl wooded bind* 4 hare trocomr ao dqtrrgfed ; and wot at J 10 bo valmfaao for riiliivulVm. Thio i bo cnlttwtHnL Tbio

• (inking of tko land mpfmn D haw ■ iuGgn—.l tlatrly and oUadUy for ■ many yanr*. perlmpo on® ortflulfco; nf wUu> Mdar tliaUr hi found In the oall '""'-j jUoeaau MOTuafriTr " a CUM tkufidu of the bolanlala In it (onto |dacra It D found to war tbo " iurf.ii v that fragment* of tlia root, and .. hranchoo art oooii jirtAocUng nliore tbh L manh. while In other cnoro tho whole ° an tamred with taionth meadow audi, andthrrc lo ho infllettnoot of What la boooAlh till 11 lo totmtM hjr (hraoRbg a red down ialo tho mud. . IXmbor which it btltfrd In Che irnwnp ■t unflcrgoco ocxrcoly any rhtngc; Erota which foand ocrorwl fret uud-r the •orfKe, aud whiri, uiaat have U> i thcic tor hnndrcdo rf SSKKS . had orcr grown In thnn ow»mi« wa( » otHl pfrooniol hi thotiL 'Prouko ttf trwro arc found latried a! aUtloplh- heninth Ihe outface, quite ilowtf tn thr gravel; and ao thick, rtrnl hi many • tex-.-attfteS '■ thhltt down trimaot wlHHf(f agalnat them. Trte after tree, front our hundrAto tho Ihn— aid yonpaald. mi5 l bo found laying crowed one under the i other ht every r«iagituRfto direction.— '• Some of tliem aft partly deoayed, aa If i. they had died and remained .-lauding for a long time, ami then leva broken. L down. Olhrm hetv heen bji^rn tlnwn; , aud their upturned ronU arc "till lo lis I oeen. Where oak, gum, aud other tress have rotted away the pine anil red aud while o»dar are often itulnjarod. Some which haw town Mown down ! have continued h. grow fore lotig&Be afterward, whIA it kn'>*u by- the hart icing very much above ilutcetitre, and by the wood no the otheaaida being hard and Lay. Tbcwo tAtnki arc found laying in era* direction, ao if tiny had toiin at dUforait timet • a" treeo wnuM In a fortwt now.' The cedar toga which are buried in tho evampear. aoiurtl. or laioeBkAl epHt Into ohtngtee: and rWt etofhW branch of induMry IJunlnh- f jtroflublo' occujiatiou to * oondduntlAr nmWhf 1 In enudurtlng tBU fcilirr Ni*inc-o. a I great deal of okitl ami experience, it requiaile. A« many J lb- Irecs wera partly dccajud aad anttlilwn When nf the vain- of the timber heltre lahor U wasted upon it. 'Wiihan trim rod tho ahiagier acmud> t he owampwall he find, what he Judp* I s be a (erf tog; be trim it, i.„gth and ohw with ■hi. rod; with a ohnr,. -aewne «-.idr i h- dig, through the rtmta and down : ! iwrakd—R,' tkit 'wt-OMT h 'o-m;

! water, which io alwayo very amrthe level of the ewamp, TbetOB. ie then 1 cut into lengtha, and tpBt'fcto (bin- ; gtoa The loge are (ometimra though | rarely worked for thirty Bet. It lo very intonating Uaeooi nf i ihmelogt raieod. It eotoea ap with ' ni much "bnoyancy ai a freshly fatten ■ rvthr; nst being wafor logged . ataU. I The baih an tbem&xaUs leaks freah ' •a If it had bin.bst a'fcw dayo; and < wBtft U rernartabie, the mtflW eide of I the log ii alwaya tho Kghteat; the ' workaan etagvpe ttoat when the' Mg ' ' St£».i®r^g i ., IWMBWV i »V..r4t.i.w ] i Those toga are found ttal oaly in the I •wamp, but abo oat lb the salt marsh 1 bey sad the bring timber, ouch marah. lta*,.iewever, a'oodnr awamp tfottU wtiUFhBlimiWdi tytbatidft" jissa^A ; dvptba, fram one to tawfoct, and aomo . haveurid M rtm more than that.- 1 At DeuatovUh a weft was dug in I near the surface was the common blue < mod of the mkMbts; nt a etnaB dalpth ' the peaty cedar twam'p cartli was 1 ajW, tutd near tb- bottom the «w«t ' gu^iund thr spoon wo, id or magnolia i wisis 'found. The. 'wsB tracked hard « W WflU oUar'grfAv. oif 1 peat, amt tts roots rrm iienr rfce «ilF. I toss, so tliae it might be rappssul the t iuiid ifed octtln) with 'them, were ft 1 uot for the {act that, witeu cedar grows t l.whuretlic mud) If, pjplkiw.po (hat its a I reals qrack , bard lioUqui, it* sf oodds v I unlit for Umber, the grain or lli-re be- d in,' «o hiterloekrd that It will not split n freely. 8uA Is found to be the ca»<; In i "I" Gu.no ■lu.bu., tho Wlwm layer ao s it i- called is Worthless. From this r Ihe Inference U conclusivr that Ui* . hard ground was above tide level wli il" V thoss ln.ru go w. Largs stumps are t frtqucntty found standing direct! jo on t other large logs, aad with their root* t growing' all n round them, and then c Other logs (inlander iBear, (0 that' oue h fisawOTSCK : one( were groirfng. . Pr. IwBley, of d IfenuisviMfl. some yean rfnee ooumuti- « fc**whliMh( newppp pees son article on 6 the age of.tbe cedar prfpptpt,1 iq which 0 ill' -ay- Ik- ' i,.unt-d l.QMt rings of an- tl uutsidc a Urge slump nix^li-t In a dfoiaetcr, and under It lay apnnrat- b .>*»«*• v~*A.WA«r" warn ,

rur tliat upward of fifteen'Eenhirtes were ' _ tbns dmrnmlaaL bryMcL tjff. rfiadowj i h- yai-wnknowa.'- , •h ...-f.pr""S"«MKf t'" 1 ® One day a gentleman from New Bed- . lr" ford waited apon Mr. Welxter la hla . »- office in Boaton-the little old office in 1 In' Coin street — wishing to engage blm ' for the defense In an important esse at lre Uw. The visitor wae himself the dc'r foudanL and the amount of Hpkrs In ' ,n the tult wTH friica nlity. tu s- runty I" thousand dollars. He pres-ntM' dtt , bd (he tmpovtaar poimta, and Mi. ITeb- ; ^ star wa».nliliaa lb undertake Ike task. , *" But the cBeot pmM not teO cxaciiy , when lbs case srouM euwn on. »• 'Very weU,*' oai.1 Wekater. "If , y tat wish lo retain rnc for the . ht ttdk .mll, i;wjU .Hold wya«if > 7 ap naffiium'ia l wflE sil ipam for the . ' Ska 'gvniloman aotcl arhat tin re- ? I Jkmis&tiZJ!* perhkps 'for a rton'ljfof Wbdf- lffit I g vr-tttr *>' ' The anjstieant flllrd out a rtfrck for „ '«• | cms thousand dollars, and gave ft 'W f. I*t I the great «xpuand«,-' \ >mi r ■ | wffl]|[lv*j^uaU^rf^dTice, gTgtta, 'g ,' }v" * •i?3B ^ On Bin very next dav tlw gentleniau w d. from ?»ew Bedford oat'tod npoo Watn,' ^ m Thaplainliff waa In Ba«- * ke loo -hail come up oaths previous .lay 1 % s jsrassr^ni W "Iq-ahotC/ said ALifik, ''V» to haw uiadc afulr aud wiajhctory ;,g. ; ^ " kUd; and Tu w u^arSraStr iau,iBR •{&■ « ►f+idL» Itmimtw MtUMAyt "A* oarer." to- VflOtMfld alW*1 * t J, a pmst-v" I stmlhfcx reqairs -your «<«»' m v- vicesu Mr. Wsbsur. ra '' C«naiuly<v>t. rt'r. > ® "And— amft-hof atomt the lhou»-||y S gy y "i4A 41nu,. for -

sra.ai(rUDppd». . now d^rtfee i^ktofiK*r«h.' dUl-ta* »* toSun burns and thred. , hwJTwhk^wa (^((S'ftSublrl I.1L- is but a trial— a (uoieoci an lm- ' prisoament for those Who toil, and ! wore if > — I the Angel of Saturday K«bt, like una laatvanW fltiry, ccfetm each week td frclwue troei uvrri tax'ug work aad lead us lo rem with the ovrd "DM, death would-U sweeter ' than Iffi/ evra \fiihout lu golden rep«^l forttieoe ftjoX-7 tq> (d-xl and To-cfght we are tuo worn and *+017 i SSBS8R93$!*gI! toiled bcymd their streugth to (pro , gqpofor^ ir thy dear uqa, nnd who • wfeAUod tor the l-»4- Uaioiromtug wbsowaaanhs with the one who waits sua eyeing, and whose smile la ever ttfogtrfng than pring. The ' BBIW Aim hwg a( sre svstch the dial tooa— foTV* wttemns that awalU iu hat tn K that tore which lures us lo the happy denial by mellowing the boat, piirtQt^ the .lout and giving us confidence ^n each other. ttm XtoiRoV tumagy. R would not be for any of us but for the unspoken tayaUful which draws ns captive lo the hearth and fender. At 'RSttQkb mSi^i^SfiSUfl interAntics are born dT happy, Iwart*. Happy hearts ere born of heucr n.ilu read Smiles brighten our pathw.iv, ami wtom tho dcarewl cyoo in all the world took into ours so full, strung, and earnest, we could, should, ahff would dart any danger, face, any or wrestle with any fate, which si, sal lwisocen u> and'lWo «aD earthly reward there Isfo life «ftf8."3Si!MSCt trembling iu their muscle to-night, fur they have battled sowrely nil tin- qcck te keep want and husgvrfrum lhc tacrefl circle where gather thews whose day by Jay ran more and more Into each other. Young men with, hearts full of embryo happiness, golden trusting hdarts, mid future homes tbdr own are mixed flatting, m ineqfttrM. Xp (trtve wj th • VarucStnrsa - - am weary. - Bat the day comes wlosu they will be mote oo ; when thej .will .git slowly to. tbdr homes with bctrt forrpa, as de thousands who will rod in their graves loafers there couts to ally of us another Saturday >" igpt. •And tbe wstebsr by tho hearth Is •And tbe watebsr by the hearth ts

wonry I Sits, tuo, lias tidied all the weet That clean Hoof, tlutt weil-lrfpt tosatpk and 'ton drr," ^he snowy linen. clean dodflf^sAMfc" 1 6iB windows ; that , look of home' etecT which should mark every earthly heaven ; that tidy, sweet, took no mat toe for the vears. telf 'that sb loo has Lthpred aud is weary.. Then, good man,' whrkiagman and hoot her io'foii, be.kiud, "peak . Ttlndlyfacl klnhty . foihqjly to Tie, one who has worked lor you no yon have for her. ; .Sh- is the' one who care* most for you— who in Weort Is Ihs donrea - ah&tt to yoti as rba ate to her— two silken sWande went ing togelhur to blcm etrfaqjD Jwu wit! The'wmlil cares trot ' for yud: Mor ons of us Is or asuasiM . ft adll be here with aU iu ootd, selfish iodlfihrence when we" die, sad teataHEs'AOsr wk foe forgai tot, exaspt the deeds wo do.sre worth rernrrripcrIng. Aftuttotlms will come the ftrml liwsRAMVfbrflheA, srill be the onci ' who wejeome us to tbe hearth and , sTeudlr— wlioAJovs us'hr iior# dearly dhan pen -or wtmle of oqrs can toll— , who' bavu ofteu been weary, but pi- , .TaBptOtftleil k) more rer ahfi happtWssflmnany^of rnhaoe horn iwiow. , •• IMS us luvo how thaw who are dear- j askafMQuudmt, and tfiost in sympathy. ' YMtJMp there wfllte no grdug forth , Handaymaraing— n* more are for the , Utitotla pall-nonww heudfc, Walk with ratdd 1 1. -ides ltd! wpb e Bp-. In- - pt-nfl Itotening to tbe nnhre iKiuiile , - uf looking elbsdy with cyo ami braiu oupua tb-. wotk toidii iastopd <d' tolling j ! Ikftdltoae wr- tuw wad for ourselvea, ■JpWll. sDkkat aw to- M like infants. ■ \ IKSaMKBit ! edi Im^aSty, ! J : as w are sailed K foe* with crea of " litaapdo ihdso who ire left behind tn { ' wMfc_l"<l pro*, and afourn. Then i PTwr^iSKlg I "«S.sErs,:3i' BaBWtexteW 1 ; dowrn tka. tartad walam of the past, I [ frarts 'being the fices. Tbe 'forms, Ii «■ AmBm.' tktofet rewhtopetAof U>| u . Uami osasa a* hupe aiya ta waet ; ntid . C^mfinVHto bcautlfal ° lAnffaofl a hod* where none but fovrfl If ■ rmaameler (ha good aot-, kind words. '' ' I bydfolo Usaomo who ttUh us are ever » • SWO.I but ever wading thr tore aud , I ton tito mi to Taw farr" iw i & tltft day tame- th-rr will 1« a Z=*3E$&&1

I OwrfMiit— rfVaqoi rfooUBf -a* ko The specimens of preaching in the f fa , Middle Ages reredl a strange Inter- , ns . mingling of wfld Imagery and tendrr , r I ' pathos, a grotesque treatment of ta- , in- cred subject* .in one class of prcaclwre - ud and d fervor and force and disregard , ay of coutsqitcures which recall the ApoS- , •y, ties In another. Ooe preacher, in np- ( •n plying tbe text. "Many are called, but tb few an chorea," thus plainly and puu- v rr gently illustrates the passage:- ( rr- Noah preached to the old world for ( nd a hundred yeure- tho coming th ( Hood, and how many wen- saved wltm ( 17 th* world was destroyed 7 Eight -nils, ( re and among them traa tbe reprobate j re Ham, Many were culled, hut only ( ( m yight wcre'ctW* n Wlien (jod would ^ bo rain Drv and brinutone 00 tlic cities of ( 10- the plain were ten saved? No; only f qt four, and uf there four tmelotdtud tuck. ( og Many were called, but three were ^ its cboscn. , ( rr An odd preacher waa Dr Oliver , he Malllanl, who died in France in lWg. ial and who waa fiunnusfor tbcdircctuc-s ' and force of his tenuous. He prrrvclied , lo so ooiatcdly to the Parliament at Tou- r lie loutaUrat the assembly was enraged, and voted LxtttiUcal tbe Arelilshop to interdict him from pnacMng for the u th next two yearfl. Maillaret wont to the g n offraded magistralrs and stnlrel lus , he duty (olhem ssa prescherof the word , U of God In such ririd tanguage that Is they threw (hiimsclrce on Ills bosom. . rn eonfcesid thslr crimes and showed try j r- 1 tlieir arneml-d tires that they were a. I true p-wt teats. He preached so so- (| a- | verety again- 1 I.ouis XI. that tho , , y, ! King Ihreutrued to have him thrown , lie , info tits riyvr. A courtier informed ]t g, hint of the threat "The King,' said y iy ' him rliat I shall gel sooner to Heaven ' ;h ! by wae-r than ha wlU by his post , ly horse- " J.vuls XI. bad breu tb' flr-t t it. on lire roads W finre. Tlw King [ br'Uiiaf^yinder,, , [ ck lo sonic of Moluanl's wrutons the . O- ; words " IIeai," " Hem," are writtsn a rn I manuscript of Robert Ilall, which wis ^ lit | *aid to be mrtrk-d «r tbe margin at . es I affecting passages. "Cry-here.'' n- [ About Uk mm* time Latimer wis . pratchtng in England, add lo one ofj^ es his Mrnums he shows the taste of the ej time by this manner of .expression: ( j tb "Ifowye lure heard what is meant . . ill by this first cani ami how ys oughi ! ■ m piny. 1 propose lo deal pnto you an- t it. othft card of the Mine suit, for Ihvyix ts ao nlgti affinity thnt nurcauiiot l» welt

i plared wiiliout tho otfivri" ' t" f IfoVtftnilil bi'AstWnGc- Wy vC ,l,- . , riding a -crrnon nowadays. ( > It la related <£ Jattfiw Cbateaier. t 00* oresstop. some Inipadent youths' t disturbed his disrourec. AlW some ' . severe remarks <in the iudccency of! 1 , (ocb cpnfinrL be suddenly exclaimed. ! 1 1 " After vour death whither do yon j s - think that you will go? To tho Sill? • t .To list bi« ni? T.itiis aascmbly whore I ■ r bcantllbl women are found? Xn, " to ' c ' the lire. p> ths- lire!" Three vrordi ' ' n.re umurd iu so loud and lorrtldv a ' • ' voice, that hi* h Carers weni'thonmgbly ; ' ■ (ilarmcd. Many Untantlyqplttrd their ' ants and nuhed from tho r'.uurh as if f 1 Ihoy alrvaily fell tlsu fiuuus. The r 1 anecdotes . of BtmrdAlm*^ SlasslWn' g ■ «nndl7 prcadifrs who tw.k mft'el wavy t ■ for arousing shwjwrs, tomr-hcrn too * 1 often toid lobe repealed, as haw uiany t which are given In coonscflon ifclth tlic t 1 English -clergy. Mr. Jackson gjvea a ho following story about * (urate of a ' Dr. llobsrt South, who, Uaviug all tlic I ' doty of the parish .and small puy, ap- ' pHcd for the gift of a chanel which ' South controlled. This waa refUaeu. Tbe following Sunday being tbe n flftrenthdsylnthernaolhhcdcvi'uti-dlj t etprwted his fedlrlga In tbe regular a eouraerrf thsserrweky thus rervdinr 0 tbe amwttli verso of tho aevonty-fiftli - " TaaWl— 'Promotion, cometh neither P 1 front the" East not Item the West nor h from thse (the) South.' The Doctor J conuaded to wit what merit, had foiled ' fi lunlilain, ami the curate got the widwd G 1 for place, " . ■ A curhms oolisclioa of titles of («f- , * inotu in the seventeenth and cigli- , tcentii uonturlea contain- augli comical j 0 and —erain-ly lrrrverenl Inscriptions , " " Dnrudi's Sore Gently Opi ued ami . " ( the Hulre«ciltUllj4tq)I|ed,':i'A Pack a •oi Canto to Win (Jferim." u Tha&alt 'I ' lift on Am Klaad." "A Fuunrai Ifrtnd- . B JbrchWf.". "The Shop of thsSjii ritual ' ft j Apotbecarj. "end finally, "tern. Bi„- w hMto Raked in (be "tree, ofOhirity," j A Carefully Cooaervad for the Chitons tbe Church, the fipafrpar* of, tbe < , Spirit and theriwert ftwwilnwtof.tel- , h< ' A reverend divine In the West cqdoi G was wife* 'JroUW a poppiar , re preacher. • Thh-rejwtmti..n. bowgter, Me cwre ekxpicnc and errjd- ft iWvjA^byite fer?irtU(^,h which P' be appropriated the thoughts of- the S> ^reat divines who had -gun* before him. With his boirere be passed for in * -nh*ft»« kaoade^batnd puthys.— y> Nevertheless he was 000c detortod, — bl A grave oWgfntlcmau came one Sun"caM hlmMlfekauAa the |>u!pit '."S land liaUfficd with prvfound alt-sHiou. ,*i . The preachr r had.scanx-ly liui-lwd his third Hmtehee before Lbr«oqi-vr mnl- • li-red, loud enough 10 bo heard by all tttafc<4aMb^mahmi<*k." " j Theywsufesr toawm^bu wrot oo^' J ; hUlll*.paiie^ebut AtoJXugiit it

runiMAiu wDMkto. a' Lucia Gilbert Otibouu, oue of tbe and racivsl of our writers, coo- ' I tributes one of a series of twelve er- ' I tiolcs, by- twelve distinguished women, ■ recently published ta Bonner's l-Jjtr ' ' Tbe evil tendencies of extravagant . weddings are tho»-n, audtbe incoo- , ristoucy of tbe thing is finely set forth , a single paragraph 1 1 A brids cornea hHbce U' breathe her . vows, not bread". • the groined roof springs strong and bsnatlfol mid uu- 1 changing above her, the symlnl of tbe 1 oeersu-ching presence sad pmrklrnce of God ; not bUeouse tlw nave is sweet with lbs fragrance of a million iway•I* ; no* bsenuse the larnl is in His t temple, with the blesoinp fur hie rhild; not hrcousu marriage ie 1 . tho profoondeot experience of human- 1 • fty, a mirackr more marvelous thin I 1 birth, a myrfery more aulemii than | and to he celebrated in eonaecrated places ; hut because the church 1 phty. a rnluminoiia train, and the rlngt ' on tbe bridal finger* may glitter brave- ^ I lo, and th- hells on the bridal toes may ring uolatly. aud tlw cost of tlw bridal j 1 dress may strike dumb with amnio- . 1 merit and admiration any gaping Idler , of the town, who the open doors have 1 1 attneted to a free exhibition appeal : O. girls ! arc you children ot Revo- 1 1 Intiunary mothers? Ale yon daughters who fought our later battles, and found j 1 other than a Joke and n sham ? I held their hands and nursed llieiu, 1 i pretence from Maidenhood lo ilentb ? . the Asylum for lodlgeut Uhl M-sid. your weOdlng be siai|ri-. and quirt. : of honesty, and for the take of 1 ' do 1! as an otferiug to delicacy, mid the .1 fitness of thing". If you have wedI ding prvsi-nts, Uieo most of them will I ding day send them to the bank, ,.r , bide them in the hack attic, or pu.h

them iu Ihe (iv-r ol the public, and say. j " Btbokl, how phased I am with my J About two Tears ago. In the quirt village of B ' , existed a club-no ■ related to the one wielded by HerI at Whose weekly meetings thrlawyei*. ] doi-lor., mlnhtcr-. esquires, and many smaller Cicero, of the village. w.-re- a.--cu.iomod to astonish their auditory j with eloquent speeches, Impromptu of ' , course, although the question was al- ' selected a fortulght In advance. Squire K , Wlci. like other* of hi." fraternity, was a- ' woit known fat hie fottindlty as well as for w Inily speeches, gave particular attention to the minisbring nlway* uu the lookont to ■ "those priests," as he called ' them. Elder G , a Baptist minishad lately moved Into tlw village, j and In due time msds bis flgtt spe-ch - at the club, upon tits qucslion In hand. ^ ' Before he had fairly taken his scat , 'Squire K— . purposing to take the "starch" out of the unsuspecting ' • pries 1, ' rose np, eager to reply, tie managed, somehow, to lug lu his old tirade against "priestcraft," and also ' against "vlsctlon,*' * doctrine perfectly oillous to Ids notious of popular (or- ' crelgnty. Having, as he thought, pretty nearly annihilated It. to clinch 1 ! argument he added: " I remember, I Mr. Chairman, when a boy, that my ' | father, a good old Scotch deacon, used ' to flog rue thoroughly twice a day— j once for nut_ learning tho Scqtch catc- 1 ; clrism, and once for not believing in ' 1 -lection. Sometimes I used to escape ' j thy catechism, but on the election 1 j never missed the regular daily flogging ' j until I grew up, and then Ure 'prion' 1 ' ; tried every conceivable method to force | and scare mc into it ; but I never be- 1 tiered jt. and _ do rnjt believe it yet.— ' I I would like to have ray new 1 tbe 'priest,' explain, If he can. ' why these delectable appliances never ' , | my trwrfal and foolish unbelief • . ( out of me.'' I There was a murmur of applause as | ( sat dowo. and all ryes were turned, ; , 1 witji 110 little curiosity, upon Elder ! f j'O- 1 -» who rose, and very dclibcrmtoly ; replied; ' ' "'Mr. Chairman : while I sincerely | regret the galling misfortunes of my , the Justice, I can offer no ex- j pla nation but that recorded in the c S,-rip;urvi: '• Though thou (houhlkt bray a fool . a mortar aiuuagsrheat with* pestle, , yet will not hi. /wdiA«ei» dc;<crt from : . • \c .Tbe bmisc rang with .laughter: and •Squfrr K — - lias ever since avoided J allusiou either to the "priest" or to ' h •'.luctiou.' ! l Hearing a physician remark that a j J. stnaU Uta* woukl brisk. the note, our: Daniel remarked : " WrJL I dunno about tin 1. , I haw given my now a , 0 good many M ws, and I'm newer brok- 1 * CO if Jtk'' By a quick movement he ! b aroidsd a blow on tbe bead. jb Tho Jfreofohm wants woman put 00 tiw prflre force. The trnahhi with ; " thai auBojprurnl would be that all the , 1 ni» te"im man be Kay tng oat b 1 hsta.ac night ta the hope of getting | " ' " tak-sr in" by tbe fetr guard lacs. L "That. Sir. is Uw spirit of lbs press," b LtofiMre. J.taa.wto-n aho tomdod Nip- j .

There were fire of us— yea, Ire a* • fellows M cver were let loose ' ■ ' from College. It was "vac*tion,"'*n4 ' wc couclurlrd to take a trip to tbe Cap*. I j got aboard Ihe care at P., and 1 were aooo traveling very rapidly to our • destination. We had Josl sealed our- , 1 selves and prepared for a comfortable smok-, when in came tb* conductor, : and who should ills: but our old friend, r Dick B. After tlw common telata- ■ lions luid passed, Dick raid lie had • some boslnesa. for u* to attend to. t "Out with it, old chum," said wo, 1 "anything at all will be acceptable, ao let us liars ll." 1 " Well, boys," said ho, "In the next 1 car there is ns loving a pair as It was 1 ever my lot to see. They are going • Uowu G> V., to gel married; and now 1 if von can hare any fan over it, Jusl , pitch In." 1 set our heads together to form a plan. " I hive It boys," said Bill Steorers. , ■ • We must make the girl think that her " That's It, Bill, that's It," said we, I ' n<»t giving him time to finish Ihe seo- " Tint he i» a married man, and the | 1 ' father of children," sold BUI. Il devolved upon me lo commence ' 1 operations. Acoordingly Icntered th* car in which we were informed the • lover* were Sure enough, there they , were. The girl, thinking. I auppoee. ! I ■ scar. Iisd taken a seat ou his knrv. and ' be. for Ihe purpose of protecting her. ■ . hid thrown Iris arm around licr waist; ' 1 style. All Ibis I gathered at a glance. I 'you doing with this girl?" . W " >« "here . rtmoger. "sold lbs W- . -low. "you nr. a wilie mlslakcn; my 1 " Wliy, Join*. ' said l,yutt ir lalnlr 1 . hav. n"i toil your wife and children, < ami tried lo palm yourself off for a e llar|a:r. Ii never was Junes taint a 1 merely shook mi head aud |«i*ed t on lu another seal lu sec the rest of I got ti ding all right again, in cauie El1 i Hot Gregg. Walking up to Harper he 1 Why. .l ines, t ou here 1 How did r you hwVF your wife *i»l babiea?" L li.. fust man Host's redMme Low* toI- dav, an I reckon I must look nwfollv ' reckon I

. lik. him. but I ain't June, an' umre'n 1 licit, you musn'l call mc Jones. I ■ t hain't got a wife u»r babies vilber ; but t , iliio ere gal an' use is going uinl then you nan talk about my wife. > ' course or lime, you uiighl talk about ' Ijalih s. !<»■ ; but vou miuin't asll me ^ This retort brought forth vociferous 1 laughter from tbe spectator*, and It 1 abo brought 111 us lie- h, tbe face of tbe 1 f girl that "wa» going to to .pliord." ' "Ah, Juucs,">ald Gregg, "you'll regret this in tbe future. I pile your 1 1 wife ami ibis poor girl,'' ( " te, Mr. Harp-r, your real name ts • I .loins, is it? and you've been fooHug r" ' imf, have you? Well, we ain't spliced <J : 1 yet, and 1 don't think we shall be very 1 1 ! loon," said the girl, and bor eye* ' 1 flashed fire. , " Jnoc, Jane I" said Harper, "don't j , | i you know I'm Bill Harper Tbaraio't | , a drop of Jone s blood tn me, aod 111 1 , At this moment Jetf Jackson. Bill ' siccvcrs aod Jem Bycrs entered, and . ..r <-.«>— th-l- ollroithm was call-ri tn J Harper by his loud miking. They 1 | "0-ppcd up lo him and said— "Why Jones, what la all this fuss ; • This waa mow than JUrper could | ' stand. He leaped upon a scat. "Now," said he, "my name is not * Jones, and I con lick tbe fellataJlut I snyra it is." b By this time wc had got to V., and e our friend. Pick cams into the car, and ; got HKrper to keep quad. The girl t' tlmt wouldn't be "splloed" requested 0 Diek to help her on the train Ibat wo* fi ! < going back 10 P., which be did, and n tb- noloriou* Jones a'iat Harper, followed lier. We learned afterwards, g tluit lie proved himself to lie Bill Har- c instead of Jones, and be and his , gal Jauo got "spliced." , , .Svxrirur. -Pal's idea of sympathy , a good ooe. He bad been trying ■ get Bridget to give him a parting f' I kiss. Finally, a* a last resort, be " turned away, with a " Good-bye, Hd- ® ! dy ; sure, an' ye haven'toay sympathy ; at all, at all' ' p I " Sjmpathy, U it ! An' what do ye (! ; mane by that, Patrick ?•' hi "Come here, Biddy, an' I'll be after ^ telling yex. When I lore ye 10 that j like to bite a pace out of yer ewate * check, an' yc fale so if ye"d like to have m me dolt— that's sympathy, be Jahen," U ' Ah, I'strick, sure an' ye know mc « wnkeness. Take a piece ; be sure an' j it so that ye ran take It wen ye i„ come again." tx ! I tls found that women make toe very J | of clerks for tbe electric telegraph. greatest difficulty If to prevent ; each young lady at either rod of tb* ■ ; line from having tbe last word. ^ Tnr compositor who " set up" the "! original paragraph staling that ex- J* Prewident Itetee died worth •LOOO.OUO } said to hare gone ictolho cypher * I tore at least once too oftoa. " A genius remarked the other day, with a grave Tkcv, "that however pro- J ■fenland virtuous yuongwidawn might I he had aero many a go* voung (widower." Mr. George Ffefhiy nrdoied tb* ! buildtog of a tomb for hfanadf la Har- j dr mony Grows Omtonfepy. in fiato*L|to

. Tfow«iato.tofear-fei ! Tko oiowoar* srs silao 1 . . sas uu a (saSSIrlas. . rui (svioo j* wairiwus taUoswrr-I saws, T*j urs'ls (was . - „. - | o. km o^ IffsS ttoUUUI satres IiaUWMim ' TaasMttstta.asss hKaHiam *. vaosoWr s"o*a .. • 1 ao.im.sajkoow tart taw •*«!- i as* a*r ta# rysaaawfeg r t •«<■ •«( arwy . TSro*(h sll Uw w«r» of 1ST (Bfe fefo *•»" 1 'ro'X 3E?tfi5S«Mr a Toioosa Ssiiiol Won (a sMU) ' *s(s!!u!oa>rtasstIwmaaafeHtkss, T*y loM taon (as, f ' r as* i»»o sr. sir )*«•**» sO»*w*few«a* uT»U1 to sass«* at W*L was* aU rkf wastassf port, , sis— oiowoad raJMsS. »n.twtaM.Kia The Gatherer. B —a crew c*str 1 ■hut i* j- Tbe tap of laxnry— a etf eqfoying C Tbs bear dodge rat— dodging » >1 creditor. How long did Chin hum bis brother ? A s long as he wis Abte. * We wondw If anybody Mr picked ' up a tear that was dropped. When i« an extra vatoorf youth Hk* P a dog ? When he's cuitaiML A dangerous character lbs man who "takes life ctotriMf.''— find. |. Why ta the latter T like an Island ? 1 Because II Is la th* middle of wa-tvc , After sncceastnlly popptefMqyT y 1*011. tlw next thing to to ply too * Wanted, a strong *dV*i*tftla*l»r. Io make busy-bodlsa (tick taWft owe n " Caught in her own a*t."Bia man said when be saw ooe of thefcir sax hitched In her crinoline. Why is a husband lika a M&tosippi , steamboat? Because b* arnt kaows when lie may get a blowing u^ "I'm on the trail o* a dmr.* as the ,1 fellow said when hs eumpsd on tbs dress of a beauty In the MrosL t We ootp knew of a fellow who fern- - efod hr wn a Jaefeam. The bakuty of r waa I* wasn't much BlMahsa. • much iiililahu.

A man who bump* his bcad'iigainU that of hit nrighbor Isn't apt to think thai two beads sre tetter thin one. A man named Peck, la St. Louis ralsra children by the bushel. He baa Pock* now twalm.het anda bolt Married— Mr. John Strange and Miss Mary Strang*. .Siroiigt, tadsvd ! Tbe next thing may tea a hole strooysr. An editor of a paper In Indiana wants to know if weston. whisker was seen "coming through the ry« ?'• Dobte says il« dret titrna girl kiaaed he toil ns ir Iw waa iRIfeg down rainbow with YaXkaf Dusdfelneach band. " II to said that Job was worried by a — from which we infer that h- edited a newspaper — Editors can sympathlzc with Job. ( People calk about iha eqnoBty sf ths sexes - tbey ore not equal. The tiles t smile of some of our Cap* May girls would vanquish ten men. All Olcbaagreayi, "Thsrtls aorneIbing sweet about Uttk giria." Th# Louisville Jownoiadda, "And ft grows "Doe* jowrfethar >>*■»■ i» fecc ?•• aoted a Uttto hay of «g «Uffi brother. *°°rb0n '• '■! iif~ l'( Fills." We base aftra Mfegbt the* thing for daoh* WWS qaask medicine , •. 'j,,. A *»•* teat fM I* a dollar or two. aaya an .tVTbrag.. Two dollar. and to an up: Tfes mora, th. more *0. ■' a • Texts paiwra my ttsattf "ifeuascDu. fonnded gnasen don't (top staoling cattle, there'll te (otoe cbxwing don. night, and ft wiB oat te as thai win get ttt. Vdifi There to young tody up lows who that if a cert wharf out haranin/./few, utocbad to It, if. pity that * like her cant have ooe. feasible girl theL Our Dabator says bahoa often baord peopto talkad tha foraspettoe of the globe, toft never board mrotto, 01 th. Tom s^tedje money for. feyS bn," TotafcXtak. It with you wfeca ymrdto, teril IT you could It would melL Earn bo had bean whipped for amah tn a sknnk in Ma*xttB ; says "Mama.hgreWds ekgpite ataal dstaional Whew-rotoBUfebrof! Where ignoraacs la fflBh.ato— A feet.— Party (who hoi Mcqakt hack th* doo! in dfego*)-" Look Mis tar hurtlfinrex, this plangey thing ain't ao manorr of um at oil y 'tabued a for " Dad, If I was to reaadarik 00 tha