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■UftAWiliiAH.VOLUME XVI.

— . — — . — , ui-ifVkPy MiVYvjSr^W JEE^, THTJESDAY, .JULY 7, 1870. aJM lTIOjlroTJEll . 1' '• i kNI a

• • ' - ;;r„TTi TfTJiu ' WHOLE NO. 788.

tan fare Bmitca Directory T.. St&isSSvJ'KSB "as .rasa.g-p-r"-Latr-H & wflh. Farmer*' ToBf; Hardware, ego, <apa Mar. itou|fc 4 tfemrjo a Del. A*., PbSa. Kxcy B Willcou. 0*1» May. "• JkkbII TowqjjxD, " " Z John B nm*IN, Court Ilnuae. U T Milleii, Op May city, ft n Guar, Caimtaq. „ ,,,, ft W Rketb, cor Wh A Ixxrust, PlillT Geo W s*mit 10 WaMfiMgton' tu C T KC'LAEK, Washington at, Cape May SESftttt' : It Ii EDNl-xire A Sent, Coil Spring. ft ft I>*vta, 4.1 Dey at. Sew York. W ti RllOADa, IS Mansion St. Capo May .»' Ill/ '/caiatr • • ijtAii! A Wane, Cope May city JBGakbibon, «>•— Jo* Qmrn, Sll Market at, Phils. v cmwi 1 II RBI*, Decatur at, Cape 'May. J P Razax, Jackaon at, I , " - EoatABI^AJ-Airisr.xcK.SQjA xaeJoe » iiKi.l.K*nBi. J jui'luiiT lim JliLimmi, Jarkaon rt. 4kipo M. R 0 SoudkH. Cope May city • mmu* A WU.liaii% v Hand, W auk A Co, • IYahk A Eldkkdok, S 0 Paica A Co. IVrry at, C«I«- May J ask 11 Sarrn, ('•airvljouw. , Puck A Co., Carry, M. Cape May Mai kkt Williams, Dciml-vltfe. J n Sjtm*,.IT»r»||lo**n ldf* *¥A*»*H?}Crt Il«ue. IWCWlMtt' AMMteAT, wit. 'Waahlustoa A J locator at*. w. a, u»9*i|»".v''!Ui^iti» I.KAC'H A Wauk, Capo May city R It Kdmcmds A Hon, " m'SttLlSaw^ Krinlavllle! ' JteLWAtitQ* A Co, 413 Walnut aCP. lvi*Uli»«;M7 X. 3nd at, PhBa IM Iai a .A- WA!t*. Jack..m -I M Wn.i.nue. Deonfcvtll* I .MAIM A Wauk, Jackson at. B U KdMHXim A aojr, " JulixaoirA llponra, Jackaen at NX' RUCK, J'ucry aL M WiLt.rAi*. DeffiiUrllk'. Harlw J ' IJIACH A WaNN, Caye May II PUoKMCKa, Camden. K K Pownotu A *os, M< Makin'k Hotel, Jackaon street, wittant' k'i K^OTPM.,. I II ftrnm, Decatur at SAT?jSAi?ijrit, Her J« HanunlU, NfttS&TK Continental life In*. On.,8. HrartDe, N. J. JaEK BiMKLUOtnu, IauhUuk. .MWlLLTIEs, Dcantartllr. II A Nekton A Co., Ulltrllt*, Vi& J SKmkxkdt A Son, CajpMay, Una Murcy A Mecray, Washington A rVrtttur ale. ntCcAEf, New York, London Reap 11 K FoM*, Baltimore; Cougbfynlp. Cure for BKeunialiim, rtr IK Lwr, 333 X,«th at, Phlla, 14* Puauut, etc 0 V Hi-aita*, Phlla', Ague Cow Mr.». S Hawkik*, Waahlngton at. Miu M A IluUKt. lUlada. . _ ili Gao W Stmt, 10 Waahlnyton at. ft It I.t'DkAM, Cape May. M WU.I.IAK", D,«niavtlle II troll A ftosa, ltillada. Diaox, ftR AriKS- A ' ". I.'liU-t In l>i:» KrvMinvl Sov, Cape May 1 Hi- Mamr A Mk'-bay, or Waah ■ MMiUB DotAlftr Ma) ' I > f > IK S II Piuluiw. (IlonaropaAhlc), • isssswfears" Jons W Kw?^cKn*Xiaiie May Jomk ft Ijw'a 00? to's'wharrea, P. J ft G A kniaO*,*Cape ' bay. J II RBKBUtrr A Bno, Jackaon at K P »rrr£l,,c5,,»Sto^,s«m, Cape T. K^narnnK AW«,-Ctoa« f It V '• AI*. Weoa«y L lv

ry. He CAPE MAY OCEAN WAVE. iM I'uliluliad Weakly. «t ' CAI'EAIAY CUTY..N .1., C S. Migrath A Aarot? Girrotaon. J/, | Tr< advance. la. catnBATcaroaAiivEaTiaiKc. !*" * I 'tfajiiA ; HuaBiA * i ; .lit' ■ 1 , iL^!^2^5^.ee55L««;5, IL' '^UeTS^t* ^t','u'n*a'?i|'iliT'luy ',P* " I g. J O II PRINTINd j I 0u4a, Obedaia, *111-11 ok, Ckaakj. lalaa, Ae. I *a.nr i»ui«i. ai >&.ri Kotiw. uia %| ljr gardis. PRACTICAL ARCHITKCT, M ARCMTKcr AND hCnitKR, j- *. w. nccrct. I trr.'a.vtrjr.uw A*P warar/aiAa. rwumtrwk John B. nuntaa, AOonuy A Oouiiie tier- it-Law, Boll. iter. MarrKa a kxaminko m cuaKCaav. •i-rapix cooar ciw*mi"i«», y .a4 soraav roauc | C.HMy twm Hww, Haw lww|. n. r. .nit. i. nit. ^*rrORSKY AT-I.AW, Vrfirr.-w* c»r. rK»ar a aorm ara. oarK WLASn.s.i. n« ciealal alUaUaa (Iraa '« aain.ll.aA a. n. limy. irTotiir-iM". ftjrrta, auuriroa, ' .srSHSsffl\Jr Atp-lataj nm Mtllaaal Ouk. Dr.,^. r uapiiai, D""»,omc.a.TO «» ctri' Mir ootar koiii— tw*.|. RSSfctm- nar-.,. .1 — —•>. fKjr/ar-m*«ri. _ tpTTOO Meoayra. CnlWiarCaaa |U< < Dr. K. H. PkUlipa. H 0 M 01 0 f A T H I C PHT8ICIA3, urril'C AND KEilDKSCK-ftA. I» VTAauIKCTUN IT.. ^ ^ J orrtft ISAAC K. STAUFFER. WITCHES t JEWELRY, So. 14* K0RT1I SECOSD ST., Cor. of Quarry. Philadelphia. *» rrsr^' "Ai's.iVS "-f1''" ;,( .|tHK OL» «VAVn l . THOMAS ft. CLAKK'H BOOT AND SHOE STORE, os wisiinieTo* It**". r. orroatTK auebican huu« aow. A larfa aaA wilt aiartaA rtaak at OKKT*. I.ADIKW, >r »ota\ MiasKTr asu^ tuoKa a OAtrsaa, J..I «j«a*jnMW|4 iia^Kf «»|W, •> '• """woAA RAPE TO ORKU. fo HCPOH"" NEATLY DONE. ^a**-r-R. D. Edmunds a Son f OOLD BI'lUNO. N. J.. k Pnll nut* tVVtrat^w-Oootlw. » •BrTOv..Co—,,M*' a HKY noons, GROCERIES, 5 ROOTS AND SIIOKS, (» Al». Tia. WooJsa, Earthen and Hard wart. ko. Superior Quality lour, - pfeiMp Furniture J4MRPU WALTON A f'O, O BINET MAKKBS. Aiiirttm rr^tyy^u ■ Sgjastg^^TS H. FURNITURE WARE-ROOM ! P, ,W«V»/O.V HTRKKT, OAP>: NAA.-T OITT.N. J. Tka aahjaiftaT i| jdiin| I'' ill i I I li liaSiB l in i -to,'.. HOUBCHMI.D FMBWITURE. M 4T»TTAr,Rft PYRSIRIIBD i Jf?.. v •JSWT a nr. rtKTK i I.AKI.V nt.

I ,. foETBY. Daft new a Marwllk « j .».n,ar watt.. *£E3S5fiRE r ; or art l»ou ra*Uaf waa. ilalaatjaaA, j Had I. ou lata, t« I.U a( U. p«,HU Any : 1 Tyo^'j2»ia.So |J.is5ss%S5nSel~ J ' M id. <.( Uewwte.ru! yaatutrd.. ^ I M .» a w... M a danif aaa j * | To Am la atiawt KM ha' jdaal. /. " Ala tdliA IkTlUUl waur. J.J kf Aa>7 UMUIaaA aaA aaiawwa. 1.1 III kaanalr j Tkd Ilka tk. watw-a a .MA aaaA IkU aotA .1 iUijJffUtttt'fous. lOI'BTUU U A SAILWA* CAS. A comupondent of the ClncinnaU Timet, who haa hren riding by ratlnatd through Iowa, la reaponitbie for the 161 lowing: There waa a funny little cpiaodwtn ) the car that Uclpud . to nropw: u». At MuaiUim a rouAg man aad a yoadig ' woman cnuw un board of the ileeptng car, and 'the former aaid: "See Tien.-, Mr. Conductor, I want one of your beat bunk* for thta young woman and ' ooe for tnyawlf indiridaally. Una will do for u» whrtl We git U the bluff. ; ' hey, 'Mariar?' " (a playlbl and all>«tionatp poke at "Mariar'' with bit elbow, to which ahe replied, " Sotr;: John quit!") "tor you are we're join' 1 to git married at Mariar'a uncie'a wbeu we git there. We might "a been married at Monlatmy. but we took a > habit to wall UU wc got to theRiiUSy being aa Mariar'* uuciai* a min later, and Uiey charged a gsiCred price tor . hitching fnlkt at Mootanny." Maria waa aaaigned to <*» of the "beat buuka," and John waa gtren ooe not , *_ -"■v -"A—- "..Mitha inmate* of the oar were alt Mown) away In 1 their bertha to go through the Inevitable nltrnintlona nf awr Hi- ring end frccaIng. I hiring a atnppage #f the train at 1 one atation the roicr of John waa heard, rnlwii In plrailing aeeenta, all nncomriaua thai the Uain had atopped, ' and hla too**, which the notac of the ' rattling wheele had drowned while tbo era wok 'raortng, eiftdd he dWOnctlJ beard by gll when tliey had «top|Kd. " SOW, ttA, you might ttVuttfclkrr Jaa' on* kirn." "John, you quit, or 111 fit right out here and Aao/U back to Mootanny' in the auow atonn." " Only one little kiaa, Mariar, and I'D go; hope to die 'f I don't" "John! if Jut at that IntMratlng mouiant a 1 gray head protruded from a berth at . the other end of the car, and an old , man cried out ao that all could haar, "Mariar. fug Clod"* aake gyre John ooe kiaa, ao that ne can go to alcep aome time to-night!'' [ It iaofedVaatu remark thai ^.«l oT laughter rang from one end of the car to the other, trader coyer of which JohH rtonk back to the aohtary aedu-' alon of hia "bunk,". leaving Maria to ■ tbo uudiaturbed paaacaaion of bee marriage ticcnac, which ahctnU«]«aa<d to permit no lireoao to John until aci rtunjianled by the proper certificate. And Mariar waa ri^it. BATIIIXn ISt S» 'AXDIXAVIA.— A ■ nnr«|>ondent writca: "Having repairi find a room, and an old woman who J rvrrlvrA yon with a benignant -mil'-; J aire ia Mbctad at your attendant, your female valet In fact. You enter the roam, aba ahuta the door, and hegioaj forthwith to. help yon to undrraa; tlie operation U proconhd with until you are reduced to th etata In whleh ywa went torn.— Your cM woman and you look placidly at one another, and th* ; recond act of the comedy commoner*. 1 In each room la a amall bucket ftill of , audio dark-looking liquid, more like .' ]«Unt than anything elae I tin ' think , oil a aort of haH-Ilquld. half*olld, aticky, ytt aoft material, which U, hi' - tort, a apeclea of mod. It to found near the aea-ahore, to coitocted and refined -particle rf abeila, Ac., totoj admirably eAcartou for enrbK »"•*- toh rhcumatiam. What thto mod conatota of L cannot truly eay. but aolplrer to oretainly cam of ltaihgiddldnta. You then all dawn; th* old womaa approacbca you with Uie mud bucket, and aeto to work AMgrtkaUy hi J>b4c Vt you over and rub you with the T .limy paint.— ThareoU wntaan; who hare thorough practice, are aald to poaama a rerr delicate touch, and to ■ rub in the moat arttolie and aoothing way.— Atom you hare horn rubbed ' and plaatrrrd a auOchal time, the m aged tomato direct* a douche upon : your atomaeb, wMA reub. the mud u ^ » 32. aaatotrf to your.MDat tg year. - t. -

. the aiiaoa or rinfAnoa. Hard by Kmeahnta of thijra; or td a.HDe drwy phte* nulling with fcnn ! Mdaoftto itofaat hd"1 or J'- prrewd agalnat tb/ paling at 'an angle of many a cup1-, engaged In '.'poly an Innocent flirtation'' are aurely palpitatlng dangerriualy msar'oacfi otttt about the middle watchea of there July * i yiighta. TTdokl. 4 pMr «>B6 UAtrfrii' «r tbo world ha* changed-- Inr th* cliff " "I-m-dr ffi»- 1 -Tbciadfi lire, half Ij-c lining proar, with her aliouUere - auppOTtol againat a piocr oT wreck, her draprrire fluttering roluptuoualy about her to the toe* a*. ,Ou dazzling *' an hie, tightly dad, pcrpa frcau beneath The Ongera Ak'TaB hand, are 1 l«dr atroll alowly and paure often— • irJ one to dtoaect Uie damp retreat, ijl tiny molluaea w'lli. file' cane; one to i I| Iinooth than, orer with the agile to. Her abawl la cooaUully being blown off her » boulder*, and to duly flung ruuml them again by liande that gra»and thrill bcT jiut bnacath lwr chin. 'Farther quite in 'I— neighboring * cliff, and rather aliricklng Ihrnt the too wralchfol and owl-Kkc gaze of; - mamma in Un- cartiajre, the ardent Cynthia and her attendant duuee li crouch cheek to cheek, hand in hand, : I- and ceo like rtns-dorea t* each other ; r in their newt. Away back from the ; .ound of the wave*, the aperd of the n 'fz.teafbny team of the read to alack-' « cued while the belle of the hat night . ■A 'hop,' quit* exhausted and ready to j " faint with riillng In a ami that haa no '' w. back to it, bghlly lean* tow no ' weight at all againat the phased drt- j 1 vrr'» coat atocve, and admeolthr* him " that hnmuaa't dare to talk nonaaaue * -or ah* wrlH never go out with him ~ again. Mile* to Die tear, among Tbo '• mountain*, where the aunBght that ■ let* quitted Ur. sea atlU rin«re the the brrore and herotnra of the " day's climb to the summit are dr- * poor nialdrn from tolling, nod ta to-.t j r cnclmnlmg glimpse* of lb* tidiest * ■ lock tog* that rrtr maiden wtzre. 1 Juat nsjde ffom the fraretod Walk— 1 where ao maoy laughing people ore ■ haughttoat dauMtaell* that m tnde on Um patent leathnn of bar |<utwr 1 in rrrengr (br a boll room toux paa. * uX^-vNlffiW 0 hla al.lrt bowom, and her Cut lying ! acrure hia kneea between his 'hand*.' '■ Albeit her arm. and all the topmost tptondore of hrr fanltlre* shape are Dana, to th* aire, ah* to shockingly 1 nana and-uiuat iwide lf bs»a*d Tho y aoml-tocpid wretch begin* to ton her, , and something wiekwl potoou the artificial breeze. Haven only know, what nonsense to bring aald by Idiotic young Mkaze lu Ihwyind^apbore ^ the neighboring balcony, over wina,1 glaarea, km and.CTcam. The rephyre, r, out of a fcQOY farting for kludrw-r lb J, soft and pemhaldr, whtak the light , voces down away through the opposite wlndoara, aqd forget ail About 11 be ei tore tiey retch the cottage gale where f the brighlnt-bmi damsel on all the Ii countrywide to firing' bet true lover io an honest good-uighl kiaa. Kven that a to forgotten by the vagrant children of x the winds, long ere their Invisible J Irtaar. are tangled ataoog the roof and t. towafawf the etoy beyond, llut Akey 5. do not forget— because, what with being bruised between brisk walls, and bedraggled in gotten and atagnalod 1 with miasmas, tbey are made an end of r' -the tost lore-ecene that they hapfena ed to flutter down upon before they M pertobed. An Irtoh laborer alto 1 with '• hi* miatrem ot^a doorstep, hugging ,r lwr srajst. Hoc bead rv poses iitug agakMt hia brawny threat. Hi* fiery "i beard mluglre with her ball. The 10 moonlight IflnmtoM tbeae two figure*. 10 The Upaofthekreur more. The shock " I wad, naathag closer, directly lnqulrva, " U there no one to aoef "So one but - the man In the moon." "Than ytrn *• may hare one, Pat." And the abnd- ** dcrtng son of Krin, withdrawing his » grim visage Iriun aphonlisiacal ooof tact with the freckled cheek beneath his chin, to peer cf all the world of ® fooh and Voreis. fo Sow You Bejqin to Talk.— On a « crrtahi'oecaiucmUNt counsel bvAvtnmc » exception la the ruling of the court ; -satS'Si. J- ael, 'IV» to tutor to tMl book fork •> moment,, and at the renal time pickad ■ up* Vi4un» *• 'Then to no reforring to any hook,' * eTclalmed the court angrily, % btft Jc deridad th* point.' * 'Rut your honor,' persisted the «ttorney. lo .Sow, I don't want to Area any. * thing eu th# woWacq' jritod thocourt; ^ 'I tall you again that I bars decided « thepiKL' * 'I know that,' waa lbs rejwhsdrt, '1 jd am aatiafiad of that; but thto b a ret T ***** *8 rere.'-rere y- to j

' -yrwWAK-'vs. uanrrre _ ; Ia it aqt qtrange, afUr all the Bible soys of woman, ladle* abould he jWc- , fcrredbymanyafber-a? Hha «hall to- oalksl wouaaas" is tho very flrat ln- | Uiaatiea that are "bare of her name. ! W* read of. the gentle laving Rath, iha'quknly Eatlito^'aad Rflzaheth, thh mother of John, *H aa woman, and . aba who nawthe mmt cxahed at all. Maty, the naoibrr of Jesus. 'If lady r.. Jiad been a soperiortnto, or something " cqulrelmtto It, n surely would haw . hern conferred up m her. True, ahe Wag poor, the wife of a carpenter, her ' totbe waa hprn In a manger. >vt the * angle* nfeleed, and tbe mam»!j Asrt ' aangtogribri, aaakefa WQtnau) held 5 the child In her arinia.— Who bathed 1 tbe fiavlonrU feet siUi lier tear*, and r followed him to the cross and tomb, and receired tbe first blessing of tin ' risen Lord? Womaa. Errs hind, " , Our grandmctbcr. and great gntud0 ; mothers Were all women; they lorcd c J tlwtr hosbanA., taught their children i and made Lome happy; their sops < grew Up ami called them blond. , ' The words, Torncti. mother uud borne, form the gotten links that keep noeie- ° ' ty fogrther; there aeemil a fooifurt in j each word, tut the ward tody bring. , 4 1 to ourmiml1? eye sickly children, little ® graves, a dieorderty liouse and a bank ■ r rupt husbatsL It to thl. love of show ■ that to ruining the American people; ' * ' we want women, good and, to preside ; orcr the hoaies of their biwband. and ' : cltiklrau, lo fill the pbues tluil (let | ^ , iutcndaf them to fill, directing the 1 minds of son* and daughters to fotun- ] ' ' uaefulnrae for thentselres and fellow * crvotnres. The perpetuity anil great- . * | nnes of nation* depend, on tlio high c | moral culture of the womenScwton, sinned away his early od- , " i vantages, and became an abomlqui'l 9 profligate; but llie text and hlP'f* his motpey h*id4ftad , ia Jii» mind (it lii- > ; Hilancy ifoil dilldhotsl were iwvcr ef- - 1 Cu-sd, and finally tosleuad him to Uw > 1 croaa, Cecil tells us that in Uie da). ' of his Yahltj, though he srithatool so * many ptoos endeavetRw, he never nrnld * realet hia moOiar e lean. WiU.., Uu 1 Huliop ofCalcalto, In hla uartatlve of a lutereouree With Iletllngham, the a»t siieeiu, «ays he amid make him foil - nothing until lie meuUoned Ids tuotii- > or, and then be broke thto a flood of f _Y. t aCANint risu i os. 1 The Newport corespondent of the ' llawtoo J turn at says: Here are a.few hints concerning th ' prevailing fashions at the seaside, ■ from those of the dtv. More liliertT U allowed, and more striking novei- ' Urn sre displayed. First, ahout the liair: for fu(T ilrm ' Uie diignon to retained, but for driving shopping, and ordinary wear it Ul dltcarded, and natural hair limply brald- ! ed aiid in— cd oul tlri badk of Hie Irwd . or IcfAp two long braid, down the ', shoulders. This' style ti'wern bymar- ' ried ladkaae well as young mis see,-. ' With Uie totter Uie Chinese style, one 8 fiat braid, to riry pcqwflar' though not ' becoming fo many. Thepe long braid. ^ are hot nec-smrilv of one's own hair; ' false swltdrs can he Ingeniously platted io wikb them, defying defoetlim. ' So perecoto .WArdroheJ* complete without at leiut one llnrridreiu. They are universally worn at the beach and for tbe tumulus walk or drirs jjsw.i * town. They are nmdeta eyw^r roBe- " flea of th* same, or expensively trimmed with Urugre tare; many are * simply trimmed with alpaca or flat 9 white Maretilira braid, and let children ' they are embroil lered in black and ' white. large brown or black haU, with a sensible crown, neither too Idgh ® nor too low, decorated with howa of ribbon or garlands of flowers, accompony the linen costume. For the *f- ' terrain draoa Uie sailer hat, with , rather high crown, la hahlonohln, Imt trimming to not chhflned tut heretofore to the simple land with anchors eralweUared on the rata. Flowers, J' pompons arid nigrelte* an employed. The French imported hats mostly " have rolling brims. Are tttrral up toE hind, and are laadwl with fruit and 1 flowers, with lace end* at tbe bark.— * Aa regard* tbe chapeon, one ran hardI* ly be oet of the fiu.ht.*i. Round hats k are worm by all tadia* at dHireh and '• on the promemule. A few lady extrembto art adopting U» now .»yto " of kxlking eosttmw, the skirt trailing * several lnrhr*«a the sidewalk. J iNTBOfKHc* In rating and drinking * during vuch intenaely warm weather * a* we are now having, alipoat Invariably product* disease. Ice water In <•&£ 'gnEnaOy reMto \nrtfu«y. * Inordinate tnling rtTnwh msau during ■ the hot summer months rarely ftaHa to disorganise the stomach and produce ^ dtocaar. Fat and drink rhodrnOcly, " exetciac moderately, keep oool aa pea- , aibta In mini and body, avoid exrtte•aeufe of all kinds, Dae good, freah rips , fruits In preference to meata, and '* wtthai otaerw ctoanlineae. Water t abnndant. L'satlirerly and frequently Keep Um pom open, the conscience char, the mlndftomundoecxrltenvnt, aBd you srlll be surprised to find how vary eomfortobh- you will pass through j' UwWed tmn. 'ttiaah to a mrmaatery ia towk, th. manka of vhkfo bare vowwd oevrr te * ajieak lood»t than awhtoper. Homeo b* Urn brethren have topi ttoir vow to twaaty year*. If Urn llubufi In au If yow would be jwngrel, ho briri ^ ^tll1

■ '' SErcnaoxlIova, Jooli. , DKKl-. WAMtIbn no twhnmur— who ever seed a " tirirk ewlm? It's jlat ax dlfllkult ax *' II it' for a atooe. I fell oph ur a mill "• .dam 1 da wen I wux a boy, and wux ^ hauled naliore a fo aekonda afterward., with about az much water Inane az it ^ Utiles now a (laze tu malk 3 kan. uv 'J' milk at ft rent* per kwart. Since Uicn « 1 Mat bin mutch parehul 3 akwatic " iporUi ttotu spelje, lint here at CBpo ir May, the p»t hoo dnxu't tottiK- Iz c looked Upon az a theef a luritln round . 10 un tiion- wen the flag iz up, a puqai, * tu .fele dlmunda A things. Ml wlli- " liar. Wti a gain in 3 time# a da ever i d since we arriv, and 1'te bin Uiktn a d kktur ovry nifo for hdn aich a '■ kouauroed old ptiool az tu be afiatred 1 |C uv Un- AUautickOshnn, until {auhrnce •i quit bein a virclioo, mill I rezidvrd j sink or swiut. « The regtar htlhin hour at the uUn-r , t- hntata wiia II tAlek. thorp, but e«e 1- bather bein a prudent man, postponed . d Uie aflare until to bekum sober, wlikli I n wua ui outu tiering. At that hour he r, uthers. I ordered a tulliib dres> r- llartn w|uerad mlself_lnlu s ml. n I flannel jakket,' bout big euuif for a . t* j analk, a pore- uv yator muslin Irowzi. ' to j Uuit fittad me I Umrs tu match the B; j Ineb. d down under mi chin with a 1 fo kwautitv uv grgru taip. Un. bather ~d ^ le Mrs. Rick. That unrggmraphal to | re I moil at tod apja-an.l. with a Ohineze I t- j every kuUcr ytt invented, with patrbre 11 A flounces and sknllup. and <daabr> d I seen tor gin me a amlle uv npproo|a vol; I re-koltokt totoUiu her tuel. l.er ta tiny pho.it tu tlie wavr*. wen authln ai to bust the kunsUtooahun uv the , r* United Staifo— (wich I ndtc add dont io rekwire mutch, ennybowl — A I wuz j |,| iiiddingly out uv atte uv laud. Mi fete ' I* immejiUy komroenccl a tred-pnwer | tred on. A mi anna wus grabbin up' I i| ard* far dalile, wich atruck mo at the I i- time az belli moat renmtkitUesreroiah. uf ' tlio I hadn't much time i meddyta- I j »Uan before I wuz ls-arlusl . and nloivir, I tlie sand with mi organ uv ainell. , With grate pruence uv mind I at last rix tu mi fide, and had jial ti|«-u.d | mi mouth to pore out sum wiek'.l j bbtaptotay , well the boUicr kum tu me. j anil slaptiin me ia the pit uv ito I atummlk. oakrel me if 1 hadn't roa t, foul uv tbe Dunderbcrg. Thlukln It - * poaod I had,'" anil wuz about S amito j out uv ml month thtkker than; waagtu lung, aud 1 dropped ontu ml „ neao Jut in time tu be licked up will! , anutner Ulto, Wich rolled me htk tutu b .tto undtrto liko a boloav ao»s!d*r.— t* For the next 4ty aekkootto 1 think I I- oalalruggtod euuything uienahuucd in d, ualral history. I liavn't tlie toast dout hut wat 1 wuz onee a kwarter nv a mile under water; then agiu I thot r" 1 felt Uie air on top uv^ mi h«l, and ie annthcr sigantk-k wziv sol mo hu la d up, and I wuz agiu cxpforiu Un: hot- . torn uv the grate deep. " 1 nhil very certain how long this f. kind uv hilctcsUu liorforuiancc mile t- tore kontluured. If I hadn't proridrnshully grobfod at snthln rut n float m abuv me. It wuz Mrs. IticL'agownd; and kiutrhin it with both tomls k mi ■J teath. I wuz blsfod up ta ilalite. I reid member my wife's wild skrerm ur ito „ libs A sutnln ahe *d 'l«mt ml nut - tovin mi life inahsoml. and then tlie baUicrawum up, and takin 1 uv ur" under each aria, kuueoyt-d US ashore v power. kapaWe uv turnin a sawmill, ' and Mrs. Hick undertook to phaint , on the sand, but as everybody wus a Iwtluu, she gin U up for tbo want uv -u snecktatora. id I adore that veil font woman wus . than ovur. Slie Is a Venus, a poriek T" Amfytrite, and to realtor every iner- ' maul ahood ware a red go wad. Mi haith liaz not bin n-iuarkal.lv n- splendid siooc uil refrcsllin lath, A 1 .r. think I am sUll caeryin cnuff uv tto. „ Attautlck Oshun about with me tu afford a flue harbor fur laword bound ul itntmen. I woodn't bet morc*u a re 10(1 tu five that 1 aint swolkred a Into „. sfor or antliin. Ilowzever. I'm goln' to learn to bathe tit, tot the set-sun's nrer, or Mrs. Rick shall go back to | lly|*-rktine a wlddor. Auk Rlt k. |y — »w« »_ A Ttt.VYKt.Kit lately arrived by rail,d way at a locality not Ihr from the Ret- _ gtan fronlicr, and went to an b*bd, d- which wc refrain from naiUng. DinAs ner bring rrody, aud hisappctifokien. Ml ho took his pfoce forthwith at the x- i*Mv-tMate. depositing ht* carpet-Utg rto <m tto chair beotde him. On calling rg for bia bill, be waa surpriaed fo And in . it, "Dinner for two." His complaint was met by Uie obrervaUon tliat as Bg wTcarpeHagtodaerupted the ptaco are fitas guest, he was bound to toar Uio la- iuukMper'a loss. Very well; be It so. He paid tto bill without Author re- — mark. and~iihat about his album in ng Belgium. A few days afterwards he returned to Uie same town and went ice to the some hotel. I'ntaught by Ids ly, previous lesson, he would not part M- with his inseparable carpet-bag. but te- again placed it on the chair beside i|W Aim, This Ume- however, It was ml open-mouthed; and of every dinh thnt 1. was otfered to Ito master, Uie carpetly hag received It* share,— now the fring ice of a dock, thru a bit of beet and thro nt, a dainty slice of tout. The gueata IJW wondered, hot said nothing; tto innigh k-perat test did venture U. moon atrafo. "8b." said the traveler, "tbe taal Uuie I was here I paid for my "* raprt-tog's dtuoer, althoogb it »U nothing. Hot If Ha apjsOft" la lmfof provad to-day, you cannot rearooaMy coapiain of ray todalgmg It-"— [A— - *«" dim Strittf. V St know . l*e— P. *ub— d'J

—ui K* at Tin aaren. Those who find fitult wNIi tto *oiin- i timaa iuipadant replica of tto ticket agoata at our depots, tore no idea z whatever of tto amount of catechising , II to whisli Uie*c officials are almort r. constantly subjected. Some nervous . jaroplo do nothing but ; wo pound ant uoying <i«.-vjotie, from tto time they I V enter tlui depot unUI Uiey eutoz the ; 1 train, which i» to bear ttoni fo their r destination. It ts not to be wondered ° at then if they do sometime* hoe ttoir K patience, sad pstalantly respond to I some of tto annoying qtuuliooa whkh * arc asked ttoin. We were some w list ' juuusetl the other day while waiting ' for a train nt the depot, to toar Ito ' following culloquj bctWMUi a tldgcUy J I little woui.iu ami one of tto- young ' • tody— Duo tto next train go to I i Flu ladvl plus. - ! . Agent- Yoi. Ma'am... tody— Will U go pretty suou? r Agcui— In pre minute*. Ma'am. ' tody — Wbidi Aid.- of tto depot doe* I I It start from? - ' ! Agent- Tto last ride Ma'am. 9 ; todv DM yon say It would go in '■ Agent -Yes. Ma'am. 1 July - There are other trains which 1 -go from the same aide of th. depot. ' Agent 1 1' yea. Ma'am, sometime*. 9 lauly — Well, how will I know whb.-h 1 j 1* the lftilladeiphla. train then? f' Agent- limpalieally. Why Ma'am, 1 tto wife ol tlk- eoodnetar ha- a *tnwI rtorry mark on her left ankb sod the r I ou the inaldv of hi- right knee, lly " | arnitinizing Ihw two Individual* 9 | cloc. lv. von Will ta l-natdeil to tell I "j Koi a moment the iwrvon- little and thru taming tiaaUly away, -he I " took a aeat In one corner id tto lnillea' * ; room, and quietly Waited until the V A Uuv IX TUB Wuixo ll.v rn.— | t A newly married couple rewutly ur' , t j rivtd in New Orfoaus. .lud>d and : e tired, tbey would each hove a bath ber | fore retiring. Tbey found tto baths '■ i aud gentleman ieaperially wtou tto e tody Is tto gvnllrmaii'B wife, can lake - I Hut unfortuuatcl) foi the happinear of J Just arrivwl. anil b) Uie moat natural I I iniatake in llic world, cur brnla gut I i • ttnn -I"' 'to l"..itiful fottni'wtoii, y i like tto iiMidsn uu Ito bank- of Ito 1 i Ganges, tto bride was admiring tto ii 1 loveliness tto water reflected, tlial Uie Ii i door was pushed gvutiy o(ieu, and a J | coup-- tto luly acreaiuni -Indred did i, j t-to. Such a succession of shrieks have it rarely echoed through that building, r numberless as may have been Its exJ perience in screnms. „ "Oh, hush; for God's sake he quiet; k you'll alarm Ito city. " I- "Oh, yon dreadful mau!" aud tinshrieks waxed more loud ami pierciug, and tto- angry little tomls lent tto i- water arouud her Into a foaming can't By this time the whole bouse was " alarmed, aud 'Uw- palter of runuiug „ fat was I ward through all the corriit dore. Tlie man could not get out, bc>c cause tie wasn't dresied. lie could |* not remain, because it was immodest. „ Tto husband by this Ume «« tbunI, dcring at the door, and Inquiring in 1 BC4CUW fur from calm, what tlie devil "IIclp me! help «ne!" screamed Ito is bilde. k Tin- horrified husband heard in re- *" WJi ly "Wait UU 1 get my clothe* on, and W He oould endure no more; but borst■j log open tlio door, rnslicd like a dc'B uioii into Uw room, crying ftmnlknlly b- for "Mary, Mar)", my lore, what 's tto n' natter?" But at tlio same lime Ida "• eye lighted on tto struugpr, turning 5* neully In incSSclual ARHftl to rosnmc hi- apparel. IK hiui to seized, ami il- with bis list raised, demanded tto I- ftiraniiig of this intrusion >1, it was nffonbd in a trembhng torn , i»- which disclosed HI* sense of the peril, :i, '"fhc lady ha.1 got Inb> tlie wrong ■e faath; be waa not aware of tor pre»K cnee unUI to undrezsetl; to meant no qt offimce For metcy'a sake, irt him In ont!*' ot Tto explanation proving aalisfacj tory, ito unfortunate stranger flrd ! and the bride was left to tto consola,o ! tions of lier tord. «. j Takiso the CKXAUi.— In eodciY- vorlng to take the censua for tto Govi crmnent, the uutrsluUs occasionally to meet with such dlfficultiai a* to wellut nigh deprive them of their own sonar., ds The following colloquy Is aald lo have ■rt taken place in fJcrmantown, between at * deputy marshal and Irish woman:— de ** How many male members hare a* you In Uie fiunlly?" «t "Siver a one." rt- " When wens you married?'' eg " Tto day Fat Doyle left Tipi- rory en for Ameriky. Ah, well I miml it. A Its aunsluncr day never glided the aky ol owld Ireland." on "What was the condition of yom he hnafrand before marriogr?" ny IHvll a man more miserable, lie Os aald IT I didn't tolls V. myself, to d „ Mow hi* Brains oat srid a crowbar." " Was to at the time of your marSt rlage a wtdornT or a t*chr\orf" pt- ~x which? a widower, did yon sayAh. now go away wid yoor noomoae. I* it the llkranf m. thnt would I take up 2 asg.sgsJfiSziTOa ™ eilSG'tV.tiHrteA -WB-id and bring np a (siwily on buttorndil io- *nd , ,be Get oat of debt it il take* tto las cent that you eaa borrow to do IL

wfc. . * ( | ,l_ Lizhliar sod larlag ftaai no lo IBs toot, — ■ J XaaS wilt kla li«:L *1M*0 ii> u. aowlag liav, * H"Wa'k\w*^wa« faT'*** ' •: rear w.tk Iks >m> las a( jnt«t*>rv raits-' lA.t.a k, Iks wa.taa wieaa httrttt ton 1 r K-ck. mrew'lvt kf us (atooaza, oifaa ^ reailaMl) tkoaa llit ui B—laT kafore . , r mariar aa cirt. (ton taatafSSasr um-., , j Xlli-ff B*V fa# 1»- Uare-kaiiaUaf Ulrse. - , PalaewaaU aa4 *"«''• loz «f 4azUa« sat t ^ ^ |fc> ui ■ f 'Vrelai bae wUs (kaa roat USaUa Uo|kUr ('ISUKU. — Mr. Alexander ftlmpaan, ol Towanda. ia doad. He was lillljtu, ( a Mr. Alexander Simp»ou was, and lie zaw the following paragraph from Uie laai or Dr. Hall: > » "If* bilious man wants to get well , and is in nu spertal Imiry, all that he lias to do ia to to down out-ofdoora, Ii tietweeu two broad boorda. and stay , , tbere unUI to gets rovunously huaKry. Mr. Sinqwoa fuliowivl this adrioe, 1 i. and calmly fell asleep with a brand Ii lasud on topofhiw. L'mler ordinary c < i mmi-laricea there would have been i, no trouble: but there was a Fat Man's , Ball In the lager beer saloon next door :• that day. and tto two champion fat v. men got over the fence, and sat down i v with a Jerk on fop of Mr. Alexander » Simpson's upper board without know- p, 11 1 ing to was there. It aqoelched Uw | breath out of him at tto first blow. — e j And tto fat mm. you understand, Uiey 11 an; and >at there, and diacuaird poll- - I .-gal Tender Act, ami the weather, ' - I and women's right*, and tto llainaou , <- I IhhUt, and inotnpliyaica, and Uiey kept I on drinking gtau otter glare of leer, • ! and getting heavier and howler, until ' car of litem happened to look under the ( ! ' board -unl there was Akxandrr Sirup- ' son, a» dead a* N eburluulnuzzar, and ' niaatoii oul ao llnutlul }oucoutdpasa , hiui il) under a cloned door without 5 ai-miiing hi- vcat-iaillon*! He doe* ! 1 nut aufler from Idle miw^. But docs * auylaxly know where Dp llall Uvea? Ifocnnw Mrs. xiuipaon ia making inj few silver baits from liia brow, aud Ui 1 ncowsitatc the purchase of a pateut ;; gtan e)c. _ _ . ill A Stoiiv come* ton- about Izmna-. J u | 'ITic great nowltst, being in London • 1- j last year, brand himself InexpresslMy i, bored Iqr the dreamy dnllnra- whleh ic reign* in me modem Tlabyl.m on Son- i ie day. Tto chang*- from the gaiety of »■ a Fnri.ian Sunday was anything but agreenllie to the author of Monte >f Crista. ii Below, no call-*, no restaurants, no . < pen stores, no theatre*; whilst above, , tin- grey Mid leaden looking aky nxiucd i *' to tuiug liko a jnll over everything, k* pro-luring a painful impression ot dreariness impos-ihlc to he dispelled, t; He was atimdingwith an Kngliah friend. In tto euurt-yard of the l.*urc, w tore a number of poultry of all colon: and «iw# were eujoyiug ttoir. liberty »', and pecking nt ttoir grain* of hnrl, jr ic «1lh evident aiitiahrtion, while an anfortariale block ruosttr Was eonllned in a coop, unable to lxply fo tto amiable advance* of hla lady friends, who '• gathared round Id* wicker priwin exig eept by a mba-rahlo attempt a flapping ; hi- wmg» and a wretebevl cndcavur to pradncr a joyoiu crow, which died J ' away in tto poor Unl 'a throat and re--otrcd it-rlfiutoa mourn ftd croak !«•- t. fore it passed his beak. n. " The re!" said Duma-, pointing to roe captive. ' -there you bare a pciftcv picture of England on a Sunday; thai '' t* England in the cage, But look at thai UUIe rnoater wlUi tto golden and lie liUu-k plumage, strutting about and looking ao gay and liappy. WvU, my dear sir, ttot i» a picture of France on At tliu moment tlie large black od rooster, to an extra vigorous flapping of hia winga orrr-turiied tlio coop and found himself nt liherty. Wttli a luund and oercaclk to flow at tto little lo- representative of France, and," with a ,ly few welldireetnl (leeks, put blm lgnonl- '! Tto ilugliabumn look Ilia revenge. •• WdL Mr. Duma*," said to-, drily, "I think yon ruay Cgll that tto battle R of Waterloo." , A cclebrafod divine, who was nw " markaMe in tto flret period of his ( ministry for a boi-terou- mode of J'i preaching, •mddeniyehaiqffvi his wliole ' ' manner In tto pulpit and adopted a ^ mild and dispassionate mode of dono liver)*. One of trif hirthre* observiag it, luqnlred of ldm what faml indn eed lm him to make the change. He ... answered: "Whoa I was voting I thought It wo* thunder that killed tto fft (irople. but wtou I grew wiser I dt«la- covered It was tto' lightning, so I determined In foturr to thunder lev* and lightning mora." 'V- 8at** Kate to tor new huaband, "John, !IJ What reek due* true lore build opso?" Quoth Jobs, and gr.uned from ear to ivo "Tto rack of yonder anulta, dtsvr." ■,'t' "Dtp you present your norerant fo tto defootlant?" inquired a lawyer of ive hiacftetrt. "I did. sir." "And wliat did he sav ?" "He told nw to go to tto devil," "And What did yon do then?" "Why, tton-l ««e to "7 J«L" . Jertold said ooe day «to» to would 0 make a pun upon any thing Ms fromd* would put to ldm. A ^lend askcd hfru "lr whether to o«Ud pun upon the signs of tto sodtoc; te wteob to promptly rrplW. "By Bemtal. I Ctarn^." Tto most owtragremsty wfekjd pun - at asiaaMTr'T • The droth ol Mark Uueo, adifoc *f the lxmdoo Punch, suggest* roneiderable aprautatfem a* to tow Rat ' ' journal will *«»m*l wllhont Jtom l§g$|rai ens went to rtmatat that time. "OB. , yta, aiaoli*," to reffltad. "I know that; butjtoitto Old ton alway* goes with ; ! I i r u.

Bar<i of Carrlaori'fl Bazaar. ^r*S"*ii*fau*!k! ZTrnTv^i T^ttemrn. te * *an tekrw BM. Th. KNIVES Is tlsflsy V-Vlsl *Ml4m>T At Uw IsUr a mi «K*st, U kmSNt u>za«(a an UwsMtm BUeWwa wtua OAaawox res* utteworTh# Sputew will * a*, m Saklaf iatmt, -Tta tost I* start WO tote a«t no aiiaaj. tt afeDat. slate havrtaf. — tem. ■r te> Ms raw latela te* atert l Are rerelf Nash at Ia Ore apart. Hs'll fwrelah I— aU las sate* «>ak. no a r-aJz sopptT aftte threat. aamattel aaprkr rau-tslg a**., , . , as* -teas, freva pnste h> Ttih-"«^repp^, tte Mazret^aaaaplrt*, .art. wlUkre/ wteaW, I -it- asttlas Are! varrea loriaittlaf far aaak la, Ttere . (era I* auparta. as saarak aa* una. i-SS Ssr— ■ * aJptfoa at alKlaK, )urt mlhas jow relad. wiu tohaca# te •reaklag jaal «ie«a*. , TortvToAaafoOH a nlkatoeMII ratio ' CI re WALKS* a TMl asrt tear. Aa OA Nalsofl has al war- a* Vaad. Aad aU who *wtre * «o*reiqtoa at ptare. turerea are) pto-iorttjr 1*6,' i velar. atlaaSaat, Iota, ptrasura as* ToCahKiauN's reralz wlllrej ^rxni'.DaTATi* sohds OOLI) i Bot'CIIT AND (OLD AT MAKKKT KATES COUPONS OAS1TRD. ; PACIFIC RAILROAD INXN1W aoqoHY AND SOLD. I STOCKS I ■ " ' ' . w . "a" Jure" L lire* aUwT d «I'am , . balaaaaa, .st*aal I# -ha-V al rizat. : BE86WEN&Bro. t - -la - I N*. IS Orel* TMIBD Slreat, a miLADElivMla. t 1 T " i A te KtS' : * |. iTo" *IUy i !'l" , "ha**#. !" relrerea?rirtoa ar.tfis'BaagtfBggg ry '. -.lu.iiLre. Tha ataas or Caa r ureal tia'H . - ■ "t. — r . ^ . . le waaa'aaD.' 'rte'iftrftejatf ttertam^-v , rhllaAalphla. r# o- ,j ...qw_ , • -J Ig J1ANKINO HOIihK xl • *r HENKl CLEW'S k Co.. J: 33 WAJ.1. 6T., NEW YORK. 1,1 flLEWS, HIBItiET 4 CO., Madaa. pi !ami,aralN BaaL^JTuUsa Vaa|4a«^tel — '^."teSre^yaltfas^mrrtS1 - ssasffluWTMir — ' *^u Jo . Jire.W-1 rt rea Um prea la aayrtUUH 'all- . tirxvw w au i ra.-isiarv* rari-v, t t^snc ""v^at I ' ■ ■ . " \V AOKKTB-Te re.ttha th-TAm* ; S' MO^'l^.ggtg.g acT.ai4tete4.Na.'. "• *.«-