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Titutet buie Mfei^ BOW IT CCBEXTED TWO UTO-, nv UEBTHl «jm.B» W.K ASTOW. I [VlLNt'tL'timi. ] ; To-uight aa Ire walked the pbtfurui 1 j through the wind and elcet, u araae of- ' I foreboding made him eWvcr. Tho I little village wulcU waa Mary", former home waa uot many mlk* away. ,<lftcu he had paced iu lliie rerthw. Way thb vot .Hating plaljorm; fi* be won no atnnger to ftlalcuU, lnd even with Iu down train behind, and yet He ' draw out hbwntdi and navrtliat fifteen | ralunti. yiliuiuaumi:. Tlwy eccmed I ■ boor*, every oor.Arr thcro waa an eager' strong with to see that same woman's face, to dray It to hU Iwart, anil to say..' MarT,'*i- hsvchoOl made a mUlakrf" and then to tell her bow his had tailed; how the Irreoo be tried teach her proved the wrong one! And yet it waa hut five days since that •evening whui he uiethor at the staircase fool, tho child's shoo in licr hand. Fire days! and yet they teemed tire I mngeat blank in all hit life. i And 1b bad nerer seen Laura Lcbuis i since that evening; he hoped ho never i should again. She wa« to hare left | Hot ton scvoral daya ago. Bat the out- t thing that made him more rcatkas than a the mat waa that, ou account of hit u suddaalaavr, he had no rhanca o& a e word with Mary. . i: Tho aflcrnoou of lire day following ► the party, hit partner entered the prl- I vale- counting-room with a telegram in n lib bind, an anxious look upon hb t r litre's a prtlty stare ut allairs. u Warham," and In a low lone followed c a hurried v count of a defalcation In. 1 voicing the lore of many llioutanJs iu a t licit teaoab oflhn at lire WeaL C. " 11 muat hekapt a dead *ecret. even tl your wife, fur awhile, and one i/ most gu an at once. 1 wish now it it would ault you. Warham; my wife b bUI— " " Of cohrec t wiB go; nod the first y train leaves an hour hence," and Warham waa In his great coal and off to- U ward home. si Mary and tire were hoy out drvlng In a the clear, criapalr. - lloarat sorry, lithad never left Wary without a parting, ii Ui M, iV stood open, and Ire left a I. hasty nolo Tor her. a " Ilea It Mxrt;— "I urn aaddenly : probably iu a week. I shall travel far- y thrr than 1 think to jxrhapa. so can ii tivr uoaddrms,' he had laioendhere. h he would writ.-: I Kit erery at- v reraullo do ao bad been valiu and find- 'y log be could finish hi. hutlncsa and re- |, tnru sooner. Ire hail hnrriol away; bo n had too much to aay to trust it in writ- * ten words; so be had finished bis note, ft — --wki> good care of yourself and of b my belt. " Robeut fiVaittlAM." a Tin u. in putlog her jloor. be saw x child 't shoe Iving on uLilre»sinR la- '» blc. Thlokiag tadifciily of>ilarj and "j of In r smile the night before, afiuoftlu: ,i noi.y Huh ftet, that paltered within ■■ blue hollow, he caught it np and slowed It awar In his breast pocket, ° amulet lo shield blot from harm. j t-i twice a little shoe had preached a o! orrnon mSghtier than words. *' To-ulght, iu the driving sthfui. he , took it .sit. and suddenly all the cynl- " cal look malted front his bee, warm n sweet li-mlerntu came Instead. Ob! <> would latve the blue shoe and Its ^ ow set, null Mary in his arms before I a thb tlmr t'Mnurrow night, please God, ' ji thought. Twenty rulnutrs gone! The station light biased and winked ; * noisy laughter from within came his can ; the children and the woman still slept within the c-becrieea w aiting room, and looking In with a pitying l foe lto> poor wretek , hi the cor- c a woman wire knew aa Huh- of such a soul as Mary V. u Mary Iu her e. whitanom knew of this rinfmilod thing of sin -sudilenly be saw , eyva aaariog from the window. ^ Setae, haughty Back eyra, ahadrd by c a band Srhdse shape he knew —and <| with a start tin- woman auw him , ' and came out lo uim. the aleet hating t| on her hair and frwndng opon tin- rich . sin! sktn cloak the Wore. J J " You of all things, Mr. Warham." ^ said Miss IxboU, shivering already. ^ •• But to fiod you here, and upon 0 such g night' t, 'on*, you wlH periah; in. (or it W Utter oereMe." besakl. a '" Go hi Saul have, tho bemvs again'.' ' ■ ■'■ ' - 1 '■■-<«■■■ ' ' poriara till today. Yea 'hail hatr . why nasi. Ti -nurht 1 wtfvjjn those j j dowa train, awl Icariag my a.. it, here ■< am, awl the down traii lx the can— ' -f ft an.- / lie had never seen bur char-cut pro- j , die against sueli a bwckgrunud dt wtod , and ttorui. L ' Xow that I have met yon," slic want on, balding while she spoke, a , letter in bar palm, "lasayaa weUtdll t you, as another. Three months ago 1 , aaw the fire of jroksusy kindled hi your Whether you aa well aa I were , guilty uf fording the flame tan know • , always need !L Audi came to Uos- . ton more to aae yes* wife than any- j thing. Trust mc. It win not do to ht , > these white- facvrl. Ullb mild troawa loose aftcf an Urn I did uot Dunk . i natters were so talked over, for y.re j , had not tafta day before tbdard'tb.;, S-, i H-r Bur gn-» flushed ar.,1 her Orel- . tow rrins a I tUW r!arp,u.sbe waat ' \ ^"TSB toddcuxnJ uoadmol d^mr- , j tore cmttriromwenL and you ncn*n

P^IUto^farri^iVflf kg h ' bJ-our city gapers. He b a f.lilcago banker; 1 think mamma is tired of *' traveling, and with theallghtexooptinD j that he is as old aa papa would have, been," bo bvery etoribbvV_^ u man sold witK a'voecr; nc iw-put In his >1 - instinctive way to feel anything hut 0 j admiration for Micv Lehois now. r She Waved her hand i-arflresly, and r- without xcmartlug his intcrroi«ion y farther, went on. a -Still 1 rvccived a k-ttcr ftuin miui.-na Ii the wedding preparations needed my c- jHTsoual survetlbncc. IcouUnotthlni a of asking hitu-hU name is Lsphstl< 1 —to escort mc la such son re weather ' so 1 decided to start alone to-oighL-i This morning 1 went to your home tu > announce tho finale of the Utile game, ■ to bring a repentant Utile woman to . your *wt, and to toll her I would make I as model a wife aa she*'-- ! "llush, "lie said, almost, augrily; ; it scented like sacrilege to hear Mar) j • "-As you will! WcU she was out, had gone home fbr a day; yonr buy crowing in the nursery. I begged to go up, for I am fund of the Utile tyrant, and be displaced my litres, an# pulled my hair, and wc bad a lively time of it. I wav going to leave a notri and Gndiug Mrs. Warham's desk open and two notes upon it, one to myself; of course 1 read the one which was mine. The other is there yet, 1 dare | say. An unsafe plan with servants, i I have observed. This note clanged my plans, bv briaghig use to tVealcott to-night. I oolr insist ujioa vonr i reading iL Then 1 shall learn my , utter vindication to you, and tho amicable adjustment of affairs generally. | am tired of being pcace-mak. r. and 1 , positive another evening In this Ccarllilly cold place would be llio ruiua- , of me." c She held her laud with the letter in « it Inwards him. Robert Warham drew bock, hut she said, imperiously; •• You must read U! It Involves v your honor; thcro ts no other way!" > Che turned then, and stood under Uie shelter of the door, above which a t single lantern fl ired and dkkmvd, and t watched him as lie read. j It was not a long letter, but he read t through, and then, when be had fin- | idied , "deliberately turned the pages ami read It through again. s • • J ust one week arro to-night, I heard I c-rneloet words simkeu that one t woman can sprak abwul another.— , were, that you stlH held your old over my hirelKLod. and that still lovod you. Farther, that when ' treat West, ho would follow you. f To one who has tre-n and knowu; dur- B erory moment or the past three months, all be lost In losing you; lo one who has gone from douU lo tor, mod " to a dull stupid echii that must - despair, you can know bow these j w-r.1- mid their terifieallon ban tome. •• I do not say, -Giro me hack my lumbar*!.' I do not, ft* I woo id nut nsk that of any whrnan. I do not say s that what 1 shall do la right, Xo; 1 d > not Justify myself. lie loved me one:-— ho lores our habT./JBOH It Is three o'clock ui the morning L When it it eight, 1 am going to my old borne at the fitrtn house fbr a t and in Hat day I shall take leave of thcni for good. For to-morrow I * ribl be in yoor way. Mv little 1 bov and 1 are going; and 1 only lake t what things I c-annut do withouL Tliis ■ Is all I have to ear, only that I could , not stay after knowimr gist I hail lost -fcswnwr, wbeu you Iran- for I West, (If you go M tboy toy you aregotag to do, i you will isms mc com- . ; log tock for my child. You w ill get : Uils nolo altor 1 am got*, amnc day. • ! Our trains will pass at WrsicilL 1 I i shall come tack to my lost, dro.rt home i. on the down train. • , "Mais* Wajui ax " i "JU-todramatic!'' said Miss J.ehoU \ sh-; ml* under her seal akin tleak.— t n rwor spoke to her. She had braided H wwdldVito as moch like child's play to him at It dM to her, shallow t soulaabw'a was. , ■StilL and laU, and dark, the tuuu stoo.1; then be drew oat hi* watch.— . time waa op. He beM the letter ! close under hsrcyaa, hi* flager on the J slat' was lo read. She read it. , 1 "I •ball cntae bode to ray lost, dead . ! honn oa the down train." | i - f tYaa, 1 ton." ahsxah^Kiurisomtly ; , j and in a gentler way. as she saw' that , the piper never Uemblod in his hand. , but that an ashen lodk' was etwptng his bee; "yea, and this Is why 1 , stopped lien: to soc her. - Sbo wiU , surely he here v«L" ; Through the ghastly ihxt and Win ( I a figure in an oil skin rlaak. with a , j lantern iu Batumi, cam; toward them. , | Hubert Wariuoi knew what the man , I would toy, and he idilverod, not frmn ! tb .- cold. | I 'The down train *u the "jpoow. | ; liSVB snraahed three miles IbU aide the Junction.- They've tofcgraplred Ibr : j spars cans to bring the wounded hoc. , Toe Junction's no placo lor 4m.- . Twaa all the laull nv the new ( ! up'rator; be mhoed a word hi the ( I return nmaaagi. 1 told l'tcrmtKi so.— : I nc larfed. run knsw; well, he's dead 1 now. He was a guri, Aady feller." ; The man with U* grffffjar In hU ( Iiiiou, find In Robert IVnrhnm's . dreatus toog after; though la: did not I hear one hah be «M. Sarin the platform was crowdod; ' t tolcaw ahuum! through the dusk: ; great, hoarse cries were going up to- • • want the village; lanterns p homing ' through the streets; the letrgraph go- ' tug op to Bos toot Use work of rescue ' | began. 1 Mln Lchria loaUii Uke u wuOLiu ; .rousnl from u drosai. lUr bee. to; 1 her lips, , war coturkas; her heavy • ' • brow a kntuwl fiercely; tor Mt tl* chill . 1 ' sf horror riwhig to har hoot. "Mary is aa the down train!' was | ' *U Kohrrt Wartam told. 1 it is ootoy fenlL Hot fbr etiaoos [ - died, rather- 1 ha" '-ro hi the! - oU*r l:--n to wall n is ».t mv • * hy sstos bnm-.r. tmpsfeu. to: gvrl in t saSSffisiSsasiS! T d«Iy ri*. to", stooped irrw.nl .ml

fh iWone X, liaehed Ittle being w r> her lap. alit cold and lick and wretchof ell aa the eMld was, 1* snHkd Into her « face and grew still, rt There ware men enough to go to the wreck. Robert War tutu had gocw M- wl«i the tir.t car was ordered, i. Only ono seotrnce was In his brain U a* he Mopped horrified, sickened, chiliad, at last. Ho knew not how lie d had worked, through the hours of that n fearful night, in ntt the sbet.T the piercing rain, tlie cries. Che helpless a .-roans, tho glare of tlic lanterns.— ) \nd slowly, one by one. tho dead were 1 arried to the forward ca,r. "Yourlaatarn here," a vuioi said : it bis hack; "there's some one under j hese timber., wcdgail in. I see uu [ " arm, and the hand Is warm." I Robert Warham turned, hopelessly . j " He had seen every one. found *> far; { v rriKindcd. dying, and those with cuver- ' rd faces lying In lbs forward car.— 1 --lekening, as he fancied an outline.1 l firm like Mary's, turotng from tbem, row Upon row, men, women little i • ,'lles llko the child whose little bluo 1 i «hcw lay In hb breast pocket. Aud 1 Mary was not auremg mem. He ' - hnjsd that alio might liavo been delay - * ed— anything, rgthcr than now, whea | > life began In tug at his heart strings, j ' • to find her again. ' He followed the voice, aud bending, I 1 broken timbers, where a baud showed ! « faintly; a hand with a wedding ring 1 1 , It, over which a stream of Mood t I waa triukling. Robert' Warhaui felt for hi, brandy . ' flask aa he staggered against the man wluehsilcnOed him. 1 "Why, man! docs blood tell on you thai?" aaksd the Stranger: "one 1 Uet MOO Mftiimt tonight !" 1 "Yes, vim, I know," lie uitaucred, c down ou hb knees, tagging at the I1 debris where the form lay primed, " but, good man! it's si. wye."' S IflXvoire had a dMpcrati- ring In it 'I gouc; few that bad known Robert u would know Mm now. ,, And thus tbey worked, till the sleet that bad crept to u thin mist drove Uie " night from tin stars, and a pallid, ^ moraine gleamed over against thu earth. A shuddering dawn, to h light the ghastly holocaust ! Her face, when they came to it, a shuwrd pale and binodstalncd, with tho lips apart. At the sight, one of , the two men turned aside; it wo} out Robert Warham now. Iu another c hall honr he had licr iu hi, arms. Mt- . liug in Hie corner of the car, trying to c fireo a drop of brandy between licr sol ll|s!. I1 Rough men turned frmu tlie pituous sight ft One man said to another, "1W be sill there trying to bring hb v dead to life. A sweetheart 1 think- " ^ They were coarse men, but tbure ( was a quiver In thdr voices. "It's a vrtfe, more like," said hit companion: "-a man doesn't look so b cut up orer any woman but a wife,' Thus the ghastly cortege came lo " the little staliou at Wotcott The « gray morning showed fearfully uu the 0 faces there- Among l' tlwrn was Miss la- hois, with tin- grey ° pall w that tho ulghl before liall set- '' tied over her face. " riu the couch vvbtw tlie children 11 bad been skrplug he hid Mafy. * "hhe Xo. come lock,' he said, as H the womau beul down with the 1 surgeon, listening at her . lips and " heart The left arm was crushed and " hi vdlnp. Ut* I.'hois lifted the hand * Iu Iter own reverently, (noting Ihc wedding ring, hot niissing the dla- ° moiids.) and tried to warm it albeit L the blood- dripped orer lax dress.— Auil the still Utile face waa paler than 1 ever. The surgeon raised Ms haul at ; last after that karfhl pause of life and * •loath. "After all, Mr. Warham,'' he said, b "I think this is a deathly iocs from pain. The heart is beating now. 1 steadily; to he sure this arm la bad. ,, ven had; but If we could carry her to j, a quiet place now I think''— ( I-iura Lsbols burst into tears.— -Wwbsiu ueira uuiVBfi, JKit ^ his lips against Mary's cheek stirred a prayer. , Tbey found a quiet house near py. and Mary was taken there. And . when, ah hour later. Miss Lehois what f after the snrgeoo, the arm vu . taudagrei, tho hVaahoalued Etas w»i f washed, aud the two gray eyes looked up aud suilUU, feebly It Is true, but ( still very tenderly. She know then that peace was he- ^ twieu them, as Usry'sfaue lay agaiuat hnshond'aprm. . What woris vtere vatd, sX« never 1 only Gun. There waa a quiver at Mary's lipa The mod gracofal Uilag Miss l.ubois , evordld, was when she. leased down , and klsoed the girl's (isle Upa, with ( | "May I sec Mary alone?" she risked. c And Robert Warham wsot into the . 1 dear winter morning and bored bb , ' besd Hesnis a dllferrent than from , tb ■ i in-.. Ustlnui Idler who paced , tbo slalion iu Uw cheer ka* sfect tho , ' night before. Ho should never see ; : tliat Httlo Station again without a | : PreacnUy Miss IaMp'is eatue out to \ ' "I a:a going now," -he said: "thb , ^has boat a fearful night's lesson."-- , ' Her fete in the morning light h**ed . ; ok) With the drawn lltiea ghoul her 1 j "Hie. "I can" tore; wludiy wash ; aw -iv this blood slain," looking at her i ' ' "II sh. had died.1* 1 should hare Mt < jler raurdepwc Hash -doc/I spook;! * j know what t bare door. You wfll b ' ■twasr happy ws, Mar) and you •- ' ; Go.1 Una pop !" Thou sIb wau; down the path to ,. (carriage. torau^t tkwiubc window to d I wave her hand back to him. hj Then: was, after' all. a uoUlfty affj I' 'I .-Ml that ought 'to luu's b^JssumeJ into )! gtorimm- CraH in her lit-. I don't I <1 'know that It ever did

In tliat wiolcr. moniing there was ' i- auothsr arrival at the little while •r house. Whan Mary taw her hatband with thdr may boy lu hit arms, toon • id thing more than the old glad light iu came to her eyca. She tried to say. . "IJoW good la yon! I wauled "Iir n I why so much, Robert!' Rpt iiic I, whisper diad away. '<J , e lie sluopped over licr and ' laid tie / it Ihj)' on bar right snn. AaJii, chubby i c little fingers pale cboijt,. a and bis little lipi kissed her with , joy, i - he saw a look In the widc,Vgvw?<-yc* | | e that with all their tmuty, he had I never seen Mure. He laid his cheek | ■ J | down upon tin- pillow, whore iic would j ; r ; havv alien un his kuecv iu contrite , 1 ii thanksgiving. ! I lie had liis picture again, lur futnri ' twilight tin**, in thccaat-lsokiug win- I ; ilow, thank (.ton! All tlie remnants. ' . > of bis aulfish, old pride dkd out forI She drew bis hand from his vyre to ■ , find them w«-t, and In the next in- ' j slant his head was ou her heart ti ith ' > baby's flaxen carls. • I "f need yon as much as he. Teach ' • u- both, Mary," he said. ■ ' Aud Mary's lingecs crept akiug his " I I eheek as she laid little baby's hand. ; with its .arm, rosy (aim orer hit ii[h> 1 [ He understood her, awl was con- ; 1 , to wotcli the lia|iplncsa that grew ' i ; and deepened iu her eyes, till Uu- r ; I sweet, old tenderness came luck tul« 11 ; them, nerer, never, never to Imvs <' j them again. n Some inotutcr liend in human shape until he has become low. so drlnasl. , that be actually stole a Thanksgiving turkey from the islltur uf uuc id' our ,, j culeinponirlts. It lak-.s mor-- of a g philosopher than we an I" coujceuuv jt goes to. iTht heroos-ed "knight of Hie quill" bestows the following blea-in.-un Uii* vile wretch: (i " May he U- sln.l with lightning aud compelled t" wander over gun- ~ '*Ma™'hcliavc sure eyes aud a .-lu-si-nut burr for an cye-sloue. ,!■: May he never be.penul tied to kiss a a| May MJ night wares trot rare* ore-r 31 stomach ewry ulghl. « May bis boots leak, his guu lung lire i r and his Hsbiug lines break. , May Ids eolBo Ik sweeteiin! with ^ spiders. '» May -Ik never strike oil, aud Is continually hlcued with nothing. . Slav hi* friend run off with Ills wile, and Mt children tike the whooping | ^ pigs destroy his garden. Slay the famine-stricken ghost of an , editor's baby bautit his slumbers and murder la his drosuimg cars. May his cow giro sour milk uud h! churn rancid butter; in short, may hi- ;|I daughter marry a one-eyed editor. Iii> (i> go to rtlin, and be go to tin- - Amen. An amusing afljir happened finely p, between a coal dealer and a purchaser, ft Tbo latter sras very anxious to sec Umt ,u fqjmcr did uot cheat him, so he u purchaser) lmqiecWd the weighing ,, of the coal himself auil felt satisfied .ithat he got h'w full allow uoce, witliuu: desire on Uk part of the cua! deal - v< cuul Wav Weichiug. the driver of tl* fi; tcaiu could not help laughing, awareat the timo that tin purchaser was (sirtlcnlar about his full weight of coal. „ purehasur noticing tl* laughing .| of the driver, asked hiui wbeu he received his coal, what it was all about; al so the driver told him ft "Why," mid he, "when Jour coal u, was wcighiug you were stnndiug im r, the scale* and weighed with it. ti "Is It isresMe? Why I weigh uearly hundred pounds!" i! "Well, sir, said tie: drivel, "VuU fi. sold. " ,.i "Ye*;" was the rqily, "and 1 ban • w bought mysalf too." nl Evsny Bunt has beard cUanu-dtlio*- * • touching words, "it Is the song my mother sang, wbeu I was but a child;'' 1 ^ who over expected a repeiitiou of this pathos ujkki tl* sign <d an ratinghqypl In-q yrt*m nfm w .nwy, . ^ name, llu hungry may 'read, 'Here's Where Yon Get a Moal Uke " Your Mother Used to Give Yon." We take it for granted that tl* provisuHi ' la this admirable rewort is not rostric:- . ed to an unUmilrd supply of the fluid; but that the Inscription refers to the rabee and pies which , consoled tbo youthful qxile from the ma- ' ' terial fount in his otriy struggles with ! . the art of masticstioo. We have a , h suspicion, however, that such a pa- j thstic legend would baldly improve , , the appetite of a poor, mutlicrieO ] " wanderer at all. (| 1 8 a pariiamenlary uiuiuulU* fix a populous a certain valley . Tho following . otatlooa and answers paasul in the promts: "Iio yon maiu lo tell the ° committee," said couuasl for the op- P poncnta fo the new Uuc, •that you " 1 never mw aa inhabilctl boo* in that 'j valkyr- "Yea, I do," reidicd thovrll- 11 1 "Did you ctcr ssu a tvl^cls B 1 there in all your Hfe?" "Yes." "Very " ! good." Son* other question* were ' put, which led to nothing particular, K just aa the witness wm leaving ■ 1 thu box, ths Beamed gentk-man |>ut one more qijtotlou: "1 am lustru-.-trd J ' ask von If the reticle yon aaw >ras h not the brace "fib. last tohahhantr; 1 1 1 "It was." -— . (i| , -'Dt'ElBO my iTThood," saldan old , r man. "we bad a ~ls.otao.U-r who« : r - way of catching idle toys was rather ! t [ odd. One day Ik- sshl :* u-: I •• 'Boys, 1 rao-t Mtv- ,<+tor alira- ! . [ ' Uun to your books. The first -ok of t . ? you that to* another hoy klk . I Want • vuo to Inform u>> mid I will attend to > ritheeto.." • '-khI'tiioujihiLto myself, 'there l L Jo« Niquuonds' that I last like.— , ( I IU walekhlm. sml if ls« him loskcg 1 e fi-fi. hook, in-tril." tl "IdM *.aofi ■aanaaghi la the. tra|i ] tire ■choohnaster had *t.-'

• JUST A DSEAM? i'i ' ' ">• 1 Tl* midsummer suu shone down i I U|»u the chanuiug little village of ; . j Maytkld. aud this the pretty do- J r _■ mcslk- picture tluvtft* rays lit up: 3 ,-A_cf)tt:i.-c with a Klautlng touf, ami .liroaJ-ilatlicetl witi3hws, and white- - / wasbod waits gleaming through tauglrd r masses of it uud hi sc and sernhd tas,J rose. A narrow, graveled |«Uh, leml- , { ing up straight ftom tl* link- green I I gate, with nodding grass audhlomniug I j flowers nmtUng close togvllicr on vill*r : j side; and a few big tree* as a back1 ! ground to Uie whole. The tiny domain ■ j enclosed by a low stone wall, abd over , the wall- under shadow of a tall Isbur- : , num. whose fallen |Klols formed u car figure of a young girl. A girl witli great laughing eye, uud dimpled chcekv. with Hebe's tare and , Aphrodite's form, licr straw hat on a neighboring branch; aud , carelessly o» ..a Impttpou. move- j tu'iit. displayed a candid, intelligent brow and p pair of sweet, childlike lips J slightly apart. .IS with upturned fare •In intently watched llu- fleecy elood- , ' leu. cluulug one anotlwr through | singing of the fairda hard by . Mu o as-j tceuth year uu this glorious day of snoi^ j tl* schnol-rooiu. she left as though she 1 hat! thrown off the Iron chains om shivery, and was free— free n» 11* 1 1 lulinv air aud the flouting butterflies. 1 1 -to Was motherless, ami the only child ,'l •JI u >.xik--worm— a dahliler ill ancient la*, whose fii m Atk Mf sr ere Iloto j ' and I'lutareh, and whose familiar silb- j ' were all "ologios.-' Tlungvd iu | 1 grief at the .hath of a wife whom I* ; 1 had adored I* took to sludv as n iiwhIp I 1 ..•..Ml,.,-., jtomto tn^ musty j | daughter, and yet she was unutlrrahlv ' dear to liis heart. • ally rallid: d* was full ul il* exuU-r. j lime a rid. browu dJL-. to I J match her lustrous Irewev Upon (to wall. "What rau papu wean fit -at log I am ju>t coiuttwnt-iug mt U.tth> ' • with lifer Bat'lc mdieil. wlasm all is " my.i-fi.eL so swivlly . 1 like to see the ■ smoke curling through II* trees ' n and ciing upwards, upwards, until it ' loses its- ir in that strange-sltajs-d j " cloud. I lore to sec the butterflies skimming over tin flower-beds, and Uhaud everything else seem so gay. ^ do people say, -Life is a inistek. , aud shake their wise heads, and look | ^ sad and omiirous? Life is tlcliciousvu 1 And d* broke oil'tuu big clusters of! " yellow bloevun from la-r rano|iy, aud j " jitored um iu l*r 'nsotn and ui* In her | ^ lliu ruml to sue if any uuu wa- coming ! g Mayfidd tvu. quit, a run. h-aUty; ; w in uutnlier, was very lilmiUar in i f one auullwr. Ellur shaded her nxurc . . eye* with a tiny baud, while she tried | g to discover which of the May fwld mag. nates was now In view. It sat nut . c tl* village .Recnlpius, she knetv, lor j, wa* low of stature and ftSelhnd to g neither was it the new curate, j who wo* fragile in form, and, in spite of his evangelical uotious. ,i«irud an ( sye-gfitss; nor was It the Squire of, Glcnford Mauor, for he wa* a Methusc- j , l lab in yoars and a* red as a res*. Ethic , ( nonplussed. Bat mranwhils the 1 1 , figure had nearly reached the end of i j tl* garden-wall, and under the shade , < a* wma w Baaaimw uu pwau-l ) j ul appearance. ] c A very tall man, auil athleUeenout-h; I . dark eyra, large and deeply sat beneath - . 1 straight, well-defined brows; n nose ; ( and chin after thu autiqur. and a , ; thick moustache over the full Hps; and , about the a bob- countenance „ _ .«d ; . •h-ol of weakness and iudccisioii', but j , as Ethic was no discijde of larater, , : she only *aw the handsomest nun that j ! eyra had ever fallen opon. Upon i ( arriving at the gale, he strari umlej riilcd II* to tbc locality of tho belt— | ! Ethle advanced with a vivid blush ou cheek*. " Who la it you desire to seu?'' *he ' | asked him shyly. _ ; t Tl* visitor startled at Itv appttf lluo j j before him. kept silence lor a oiiatite j Ue was a puiulur. ao.1 with a , painter's eye for the Imauful; ami In | , nn.) quick glance he took in all tor »t- j , traction*; and longed tn i*rpetnate , llwiii osi Ids raova«. . lie already | , while Outage, tho flower., the gram. \ the drooping branches, and In Uie fore- | gromul the girl's sweet speaking fins , and graceful form. , V Mr. West llveX Iwre, I Irikw. aud , I have letter of fotrodurtkm ami sou* | to"ks for lilnl." I* tokl h-r In s sId-.-u- j j tally musical voice. — , Eiluc Invited him in. aud to" sc- , j qualm her tallwr id his arrival; thru , 1 she rosls-.l breatliVssly up t - h. r .ran , room, aipl wuoothisl n wrratJ. ot curia , I that zypbr's Isvstlh had ruOtud, au.1 ■ ' daiiuftl n fr.-4i white dress. Ttanahe , slowly descend.*] tbestairi ami entered | 'J the drawing-room with all the dignity , of a Jcmoiselk who laid uiulcrg'Oie , " F.thU. my Urai, Mr. ticyBawr '•" | i been asking my permission to* sketch , C; he teOs n* that soon, is Just On I to has lewi seeking for It* |"rioeipal figure hi It* new picture, to t> , lUlothig for tto exhitdlion ltd- v rsr; and I hare prantiord hiin ym slodl sit. | if tt la of sarvfee to Mm. '

" Aad yon nil do so, Miss Weal?" j N-_vmour demanded eagerly. "It will : | he on loeatimable bono to me; for your ; u ; luslr Is Just the *hsde;i require, end the ! ■I fixture* correspond exactly with it i ~ ; which 1* a rare thing in nalme," he added in au aside to her rather, nfiile 1 a mute eloquence iu his expression - made Ethle blush .scarlet. 1 These were the Ural flattering words - that she had luteued to, and lliey - sounded very pleasantly tu her cars.i She felt bis eyes upon tor. hut she i could not cavil at a look which, though r steady, was uritlicr hold nor dlSRSpect- . ful. She said nothing, hnt smiled an i ai'iuicseene to hi* request. And then r Mr. West, eager to |iore over his new- - ly acquired treasures, retired to bis study, and the artist and Ids model A feeling ol ucrv uusuvss stole user I I Ethle as bcr father left the room. But 1 I Seymour wo* a tuau of the world, anil 1 t ran* to tl* rescue at unci-. ' it "May I «s vonr gnrefio. Ml.. : I West?" "Certniuly.-' oiid *l*«»hl«l lursclf: I I immediately for Iter stupid little au- ' I I swer. hut had no courage to add to it. ' ■ | Tbey descendrel the »tep« that ted to • ■ j u 1 trgv weR-kept |sirtcric and shrubbery ' 1 1 1,-liiud the houac, walking side by tide ) j hut saying nothing. At length she ' i-t •■ mured a remark. • " Are you staying in tl»- v dtog- fiir 1 1 j " Only fbr a week ui two. to gather ; 1 f| materials for pictures. A' our country j 1 . I !• •-clebratcd for it* U-autyyon know." j ' ! j " Yea;" and then not knowing what ! I to talk about, she sold -"I like tl* j ' 1 froul of the cottage I sitter than this, ilo ' 'youy# " Yes," and toy niuur pit, uu * scu- | forgst IL" ' ji Ethic tried to look up graieiully fi.r 1 j kind words, hut iuatcad of it her 1 eyra sought tto ground steadily, with j 1 I intense gratification tilling tor soql. " "Who were you waiting for at the ' garden wall?'' he questioned presently 1 1 u Ith all (he authority of an incipient j lover; and si* Dover reo-utisl tto ' i lived rim, hut uiiswerrel with trtith ami 11 ' frankness written ou Ucr lirow . * "For m ««. gJ^fepitobirtlHtas. ! aud i wiiho! lo lo—trfii my fovurite •' [ I dace. 1 am loi*ly there, with tlie ; 1 | and the .unlc-ams making it ■ •' ! look to bright" 1 [ lie persisted with a seriutl. |„,k j " Eilhic cuulreulietnl tl* feet withjx ' 1 : shake Id tor BUIo-lirad and n purged j " 1 "vprension on lier'fratures. "Yes, Uie- Fates luid unbilled it' You c ! Tbo girl did not ovuu smife: she uuly " mused over Ids ossertlou. and thought 1 ' jl would bo very pfcasaut to watrh and | -vait for biui always. II. A couple or week, had glided fiv " •line Ktllie bad first luuked on Ernest 1 ! toymour. The snn shone lirigblatoeer. ' s i and tl* lards saug quite at bliglitlt ■ " ■ el* was changed. She bad turmd t< | from a wild happy, taugliter-loving u I child into a serions, thinking, loving j •' Ercn a casual observer with i v i unliiiary |uwera uf |wree)iti»n cuuld I f' ; scarcely have failed to uotc the diqiili : h i of ihodow that tay in tto .erewlilfi- " ; i earning eyes. Tl* rewy lips |nried 1 1 j less frequently in a smile, ami there n ! a something suggestive of !*r I r i feeling* in the very action which push- • K | • d tl* hair off her hot lbrelwud as she * i leant her cheek pensively on her baud. * I She wa* watching and waiting for j . toyman t now; day by day at the same | b liour slip lent on the old stomi wall, 1 uod day by day bcr watching lud bevo | b rewarded by a presence which had Is:- ; come dearer lo tor than life. He ton r ! d tn keep tbc tryst— ostensibly to \ c -ketch tor fact, in rralily to steal away ; " Tto easel wa* placed under tto la- t the dropping foliage ol which : concealed It from the passers-by. In i that liltio green nook tto luppiest 1 ' tours had passed that Ethic had ever 1 j Sweeter phrases had fallen v Seymour's lips Hutn strokes from ' ; skillful brush. Al tl* un*i the I extreme beanty of bis sitter had absorb* ' ed hhn In his art In spite of himself, ' i and Ophelia, Evangeline, toult do ta j Vslllera, Diane of I'olcticra, and uutuy « another beside, owned Ethie's £m for ' tbeira. « "I cannot surely to Bke that." she. " j would say tu him, » haling ou tiptoe ' i and poeplug in delighted admiration 1 i and astonishment at tto glowing , '. of foreUnras depicted on the * 1 ranvot. ' "Yes, only a thousand limes more c beautiful," to would murmur in im- 1 passioned accents; tod thai to yrould I I tor foil fi*e, profile, gaxlnc upward like « , devotee, or tending lowly as a MagdaIcoc. "She waa a mine of wealth to him yean lu coo*, to said; and then to ' would stoop and look Into tor eyes to | the rash of happiness that vrcllol I | lo them at his words. "There's ' nothing ball so sweet in life as love's < I young dream." Mr. West, wrappodup ' hb book-, never dreauil of breaking 1 II* spell that was cast over hb mother - liiss child, awl so the two, undisturbed 1 drifted unconsciously Into an Intimacy, ' and became "Ernrot" and "Ethb" to ' each other. After an hour's sketching, to would rut, although it was but a later of lore after aft. and not very ' arduous iu lu nature: but to preferred ' to sit Idly there, with his finger* toying 1 with her hair as she knell on tto grass r 1 l> side hfiu. He spoke and si* listened. « aud utorxAhan this Ktfaie never wanted. 1 wonld come kmg pfro-ce. more B expressive than speech, daring which L i pleased him fo watch the changing ■ color on tor soft cbeok, nod to try owl ratefa'tbe shy furtive gtanro that she it •tared not Indulge in loo long. t •TVILn* about London." she said I i . one dev. ■ I toymour smiled gravely. "Ateut London, child? Iteeualaut ' with your Arcadia bert, -Boll do not 1 strive to look beyond. It will he a mud > band that draws Ito veil aside which «

" hides tto wucld from you. Tto world II j I* a dreadful pbee, EUile!" and to r { shook bis toad, aud then laugbsd out- ' e right as to mw tor look <>r*maicmcnt ' . and horror. e "Tl* norhleouldu'l to dreadfhl with | c ?•« itore," *1* replied, innocently ' a showing how I* had toconw the Alpha ami Omega of everything. And yet * I* salon, letting htrdrvsro. and show- ' y in- no mvtvy . "Tell mc all about your life. • 0 Seymour started; hi* life, fltll of folly > 1 awl dissipation, on which he could not I . - look hark himself unaba*b»l! To re-j , i veal to thi» fresh young girl the uu- 1 , i worthy plcaxurra 'his soul hod teen | . *ti r|ied in, Ito sense ir** pursuits in j i which so rnauy an hour had tun 1 lasted— the very uotiou was a descent- t I tiou!— so Ire averted the query, r "London is exactly like MayfaU, t t except that then- are uiure |wople I ' and fearr trees, and far lees happi--"J Kthie, "tot |wpa would to miscraf away from hb tefov.*! books, aud ^ . 1 1 hare not tbc heart to ask lum to go. , 1 wish 1 had a brother, Ernest;" and a i .to lookol very pretty awl pathetic ns ■ she wished. e "Lhonfil 1 do? Hut l.u, 1 should not , . at all rare lo have you (of a t.'Jrr." £ aud to regarded tor fixedly ogle- em- , • phosliosl the last tram, v Elhiv felt tire tot bfi.,1 uiuunt up • i tor hhre-Yrlius] temples, but she J, . mauaged !•• >tamu*r out- "Why . | "Brau* ' uud tlwu Ik laued. '' ;!^d."-™ mi"' go:' awl nothing ' Tto girl watchisl liis receding lonu j until tl* turn in the ■•»! hfil him g . (by vtasliclty of youth aud I tope, she p I gail\ Into tl* InatK. huni- . saying tu Itrrieli. "T.emurroiv he wHI h III. j lire appointed lime, hut .h< did uot lliu waiUti-g, tot .I* had pieuty (ft I tlin.L obmt. Tton- were no Utiiughls : .Lt. ,, tfo liuumiiug ol lb. to*-, oi tto "J of tli. "presvul" leiuaiuedk i;n...v«u. ' ! tl* sole a\k on w bids her mind resois* ter..t.!i- fiapptu.— of 1. ,„g ),i. n,|. ; U,l „ |arl«l tl.- in I run: rare unotl.er now; J' niouruful •-oueiusiuu she san him aptiot nc- ber when- »1* stood, so si* ^ j cikiUI gal* with her w hole soul iu tor t. I eyes on that iient fielosvd lioc; then, „ | w ith true lose * timidity Una I* slioulil find her watching lilra. she u went into tto house. Five minutes „ she svalkal slowly forwnril lo ^ j vt him with a uewlxini dignity and j ! gnlso for tto feeling* williin. \V Itli all p tto uiKousciousnes* that slie could act, r sho told ottt tor hand \<y way or L greeting. Hetissk it uud quickly re- . [ It. | "Etbir.-su for n* ju,t uuoi again?'' ., to pleaded softly. "Yes, but I thought you wished to j do the bouse? I am sure, there t to no new posiliou left for me to d sit In." „ I "Sever iniud; do what I ask," lis r "To-morrow, ttou?" . g "Ethio, there will be uo lu-uiurrow , .. for me tore; I have this afternoon," 1* 1 y blurted out boldly and suddeuly, hut , with a stay at his heart as to marked { . lire blanching chocks; but in spite of o see the effect of his words. And n what did he wc— tears, emotion ? t So, she only slopped quietly aud | galhcnsl a flower, awl murmured— 1 "Do yuu?" In tor ordinary tor*. "I , quite rewly to lit /to you,'" she t added a uilnutu or two afterwards; | "aad you must lenvo ot* of your best t akstehes for papa." , She stood calm and motionless as a ( statue before him, although her heart , wa* nigh to breaking; uud nooe but a , clever artist would have detected the , terrible anguish that dilated the asure , pupils, or noticed that the lines of the | •weet mobile features were rigid and , vet with misery. , Seymour could not hear it long. j , "1 have finished; let u* take a last j , walk round lire garden." I Sho obeyed iu silence, mechanically j putting np tto drawing-material*; but j ' hand* visibly trembled, notwith- [ 1 , Handing her efforts to steady them, ; 1 i and there was a piteous quiver on Irer ] 1 . mouth. jl Suddenly *hr looked 14., aad their '• I met; aud In a second tto was la j ' arms, whilst to pressed a long Us* j ' I upon her cold brow. Only the word ' " "ftaod-hys!" fell from his lips. - •■Good-bye!" and Ethic « wallowed ! ( tor sobs; and with a mute dropalrsaw : " para out of tto gate. On or to '* looked bock and caught tto girl'* sor-row-vtrt*k gstr; but she qtdcklv turned away- until to wo* out ot *lghi.— . (; down upon (be grass, amidst U* „ gulden blossoms, tl* tay for boon in 1 n tearlew grief, realizing that "fife was m mistake" alter all. „ Day after day Ethle stood by Hut •. garden-wall, walohiag and waiting for j .0 tiding* ; but they came not. Her face ; pallid, and her form shadowy, I y owl she lookod as though a puff of Wind wonld Mow her into her piece Z ■— to s taual qnory for taitera; and "only " onper" brought tor dsath-vrorrant at last v

I "AtSt. Mary's, on tto ith of Oclra. - ber, Ernst flmmr. to Aflee. only , daughter of John Wynter,. Esq.. <" 1 Ortou Hall, IJaculnehwe.'' An hour after they found Ethle in a , i dewl Cdnt on the ground, with the pep- 1 er in bcr grasp. When tho first suowdrope rrared 1 | tfi. ir white brad*. |s»r Utile Rlhle was at rest beneath them. Ju*l a dreuu. bat tor life bad ended j with it! I Uxd bcuooi. raa Boy* xnh 'j I Gin 1.9. — Toe Harritburg State J<k*-. j j ...i/ lias au article an tto find efiscts uf tho Street School ou boys, and tali- i ' mates that this ]nrulciout school ie 9 very largely atteuded by tto youth 1 uf tliat city. In Reading tto Street j School fi. largely patronised by girls ] u» well u* boy— though tore it is an- j evening school mainly. Every fine 1 evening tto .idc-wsllra along PcMi j •trret. from <th to 7th, are crowded I witli tny.au.l girl*, who judging flora their conduct, *cem to to rapidly quiring the rudiments of a -fast' nud | vicious life. Have those chiklreu uo 'l parent* that they are suffered to run | at latge without diodranos? What lias been called the "Street School.' says tl* Joarnal, "U one of lire most pernicious to which parents ran |cnuit their children ta go. la thi* *rhoot there are many teacher* who an- mod uafortunately uot ouly profoundly Icarnrel in all the ditferent firauehe. of rowdyism and block - guaniism, but well sklUrd in impart, iug tlieui to others. Her.' alu:f% every species uf vice is to to teornrd tto young. Thaw who attend are alternately taipil- and thactor.. While tbey leani lra*oas of crime* from their renlora. ttoy impart In--tructioii to liielr junior*; so thst it is kind of reciprocity school, whenj tii. re i» tot little outlay of anything pica-lug indulgence. Wc hot. sumeilajcs w andered, in (nsslng along tto street, wlwthvr U10 i*reul» of th. toy. We i.Hvt are (Tiristlana or Infidel.- Sun-ly, if ttoy were all tto tatter they could nut |«n fi»» attention to Uw ditiiw injunction. "Tralu your lion of the Ixml;" than ttoy seem lo have dour. We liave heard boys, from tto ago uf .*• to 14, uttering bag* ■Will*, which would do no discredit lo a professional htasptoaK'r. Awl mil only an- our uara salutod With profauity "f tto- highest type, hut with tin lowest «|sviro/fitVulgsrity. Can it Is that Hie t*i rent- uf ihcw- toys are spend their ..ventage? If wc admit that tbey are, still we ranuut allow We hold It u> to a law, growing out ol tl* relalioa of |«rent owl child, -as .roll as a taw of Ihc Blhh-, Hat every falter should know where, u ell as I ww. hi* sou. spend their leisure hour*. Hl- i. bound to rear up with the understanding that his pleasure 1. to to consulted oa all ou-.L*i.ius, s.j long a* liny arc In their minority. The idra thai boys 10. Ii. or cvcti 14 years .if age, uro capable of wlt-gorcraniput, 1« .1- ruluon* a* It Is To. turn a toy of 12 or 15 yeara ofugv out lo pitv.ru himself, is generally. to Insure hi* ruin Ho will grow without Uk- tomcfitj. of moral instruction, and ere U- arrive* at matuwill demon.traU; the folly of hi, fatter. Were it not for parental, neglect, the gallow, would tore few victims— State prison, but iiininte*— gambling belli few visi: awl brothel* few supporters. all tliesc place* parents resr ttoi: sons without being conscious that are doing 10." A Fi-xkuxe amnios.— It u said that onoo a man of itnxll consequence and Rev. T. K. Horeher was a.kud to preach the funeral aamoo -.. who abhors tlie landing of people cither dead or alive, exaept ta digni1 aud simple language, and then j «oly for merits which, they actually i"""*1 «" l"M) not merits which they merely ought to tore p«. ' Mwscd. The fhonds of the deceased lT." P * X fh^cn>'" iiot 10 to praised strong enough, fw ttoy prepared some manuscript herd, and notes, lu which nothing was unsaid on that snbjcct that a fervid ImoginoUon and unabridged dictionary oonld compile, and these the* t.) the minister as to entered tto pulpit. Ttoy were merely intended .ujgcattoBs, slid so the fHrwta were tilled with consternation when the minister stood op In tbc pulpit and rjmccetled to read the curiou. odds and ends in a gtosUy detail and a loud voice. Aud thdr consternation solid - to iKtrifiicttoti when to paused nl tte ciiJ, contemplated tlic multitude reflectively, and then raid tmpreaslrely : I '-Tto nun would to a fool who tried i add anjlhtag to that. Let us pray, 'i riititEi* in Springtoid7Ma»... a wfiich.inoncrespr**, may claim . llKchoiuplouthlpof tto state.' Each , Oiw of its nine mentors, with a ricglc • -urpliou, was born upon a holiday— tie: father U|»n tto Fourth of July, tto mother on GUristwos. the first child uu Thanksgiving day.tto sscond 00 L'firisuua), Ito third oa Indspeml < ! day. tto fourth mad fifth eoeh on j Now Y ear -alto sixth three assks before f slight Ahcnfoacj than), j and tto ro.snth oa Chrbtmss. Probn- : lily S parallel rase cannot to found. Ax old German tanner, nam>;d l'etcr Mock, at a late court 'day at Ky-. was a party ta suit In which a jury .was rmpsuuefed. Tto ; Judge a.k.9l IVter If to objected to any on the Jury. — "Yea," said Peter, rurally, "I object torPraPraoklta-'' "Why. mil Franklin U not ou tto j Jury," raid tto Judge . "Veil, I don't care a tain, dredge; I object tor PUl 1'nraklln anyway; he's .o^tdn.^ ^ my pl-rtrs.1 nil ilcr time, aad I oMeete ^■jgasjaaftS S sidcred uodur dm •jrimi tei..t ^Wbra i*anjjfifftaal Idra Bta a clock?