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MS STILL THUS, World Is Seeking For Heroes and Heroines, Says Q. Hope. BUT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE? Bo the Mao and Women With Whom the Traveler Comas In Contact Thinlc Despair Wot, Counsels the Lecturer. [Copyright, Ik*, by T. C. Module.] "Fellow-Citizens of Sassafras Hill— I am proud and happy to be with you this evening after a twenty mile walk pn the railroad track* from Smoky Bellow. Tour town of 'leren houfrr and a cooper shop does Dot strike ms pm having the bustle of Chicago or the Artckedneaa of New York, but there l» time for you to grow to It You bare had no earthquakes, no cyclones, no ■tragedies, to startle the country, ■ but (there Is always time for these thlnga [When yon named your town Saaaafras HU1 you provided It with a futons, and that future will aoraly coma. AU you're got to do la to bold on and wait for It - "A* there are only four paying people In the hall tonight, you may have fee red that my lecture would not be given. You see that it has made no difference. My destiny is the lecture .platform, and when there is no money fa the boast I simply have to walk the farther the next day"The subject of my lectors this evan^1* 'Heroes and Heroines— la There m For Them 7 The answer to this Question from nine-tenths of my hear ars is In the negative, but they are Wrong. The great world is today fairly

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aehtng to give honor and fame to he noes and heroines. In my travels I almost hourly come In contact with men and women who say to me: • "What's the use? There Is no longer any chance to rise above the com -Bon herd. There Is no show for me.' ~ "My friends, you have read of Cicero! What was he as a young man? Ho wore hickory shirts and overalls and one suspender. He split rails for ' BO cents a day. He dug potatoes and hoed corn, and at twenty-two he had never attended a circus. A tin peddler could have worked a five dollar coun- ' terfelt bill off on him as easily as a cow kicks over the milk pall. Other ' young men called him "Sissy." and time \ and again hla father told him that be would never amount to a hlU of beans. "But Cicero knew his gait He knew that all things come to him who waits. |He was content to wait until tils time came. It was years -Coming to him, as 1 It may be to you. but when It came he ] was ready to grasp It.. A bull got loose : and took after a school ma 'urn walking ' along the highway, and Cicero butted ' In. He seized that bull by the horns 1 and twisted bis neck and heaved the ' palpitating body over the fence, and ' In a day he was famous. From thence ' on he began to climb, and you who ' are familiar with his history know to what heights he attained— a hero, an orator, a philosopher, -a scholar. And it all came about because he was ready to seize his opportunity when !t ' came to Urn. He wasn't sitting down ' beside a "straw stack and saying th»* ( .World no longer gave folks a, chance. j Nero as a Youth. t "Who was Nero as a youth? Old | Hero and his wife were pumpkin poor ] They wefe as •shiftless and lazy as growing squashes. They hadn't the ambition to steal chickens. Nero grew up barefooted and tow beaded. He j had more appetite than clothes. There , didn't seem to be one chance In a ( thousand that, he would ever keep out • of jail, but he felt that opportunity , had something up Its sleeve for blm. And so It did have. Nero was only fifteen years old when one day a great man's chariot came along the , highway with the horses on the rua , «nd beaded straight for the mil! pond | Young Nero didn't wait to ponder nnd . wonder aod figure It out Be sprang forward and seized one of the horse* and brought the runaway to a stand still, and the big man In the chariot | piled out to take him In hla anna and j weep tears of gratitude. What followed? He tells you. Nero fought apd fiddled his way to the top, and * when he went down at last the crash t was heard all around the world. 8up pose he had aat on the fence and declared that the world waa done with harosat •There are women in Utls audience who have read of Joan of Arc and Lu eresla Borgia and Charlotte Oorday 1 Not ooe.of those females amounted to shucks at .the age bf twelve. Tbej were simply sitting around with theli rag dolls and chewing gum. If aag 1

I man or woman had predicted that they wonld "make history later on, the pre- j dieters would have been laughed at Miss Borgia In particular was looked upon as a chomp, and It was not until , her opportunities began coming that 1 any one went out of bis way to pat her on the bead end say bow smart she was. Women, you cannot do what Joan or Charlotte did— not right now— but any one. of you can go home and . become a Borgia and make a name for yourself. "I see before me your village cooper. He eoofc>e because be thinks It the beat thing he can do at present but does It tollow that be is always gvmg to coop? Far from It He Is simply waiting for opportunity to come. It will come, and tf he Is ready for U no one can tell the heights to which tie will climb. What the opportunity ,*"111 be is beyond our ken. He may start his career by lick- 1 tag a windmill man or knocMng the horns off a kicking cow. Demosthenes, as history tells us. was waiting his opportunity and wondering how it would coma when an old goat bunted him off the fence aod started a train of philosophy that stopped not until all the world had beard of blm. T see among yon a farmer's hired man. He la working for 825 per and board and mending. As be follows the plow he wonders if be will ever be any greater— If fame and riches will ever be his. It la a discouraging outlook, and yet bow did Socrates begin? He was a swineherd, and there did not Seem one chance In a' thousand that he would ever get beyond bogs. He wasn't half asleep, but very wide awake, when opportunity came along, and be waa quick to setae It "I see among my audience a hired girl. Her duties are to wash, scrub, bake, cook. Iron and fifteen or twenty other thlqgs. She hasn't the slightest hope that the futurv will bring ber greatness, but who can tell? She must wait and see and get up at 4 o'clock In the morning while waiting. The occasion may arise for another Charlotte C-orday. and If so let the young woman be ready. World Wants Harass. "My friends, the world wants heroes and heroines today just as much as It did when the boy stood on the burning deck, and It Is as ready to grant them fame and renown. And I further tell you that the opportunities are just as numerous. Do not be disheartened. Take my case as an illustration. At the age of twenty I had never had a two shilling pair of pink suspenders. I had gone barefoot all m.v life, and the only schooling I had was about two months a year. I didn't know enough to take off my hat to a cow. If any one had talked about Plato in my hearing I should have supposed the old chap was a hog driver. It was town talk that I was a lunkhead and a doughhead and that I didn't know enough to come In when If rained. "Yes, I waa all that at twenty und worse at twenty-five, and then opportunity came along. I was ready for her. 8be gave me the cue. aud two days later the shirt that opens In tne| back, the Q. Hope Jones shirt, wn- j Invented, and the world waa mine— j i from the farm to the rofctrum, from i : poverty to affluence, from noDeutlty ' to fame, from Q. Hope Jones the ! ' doughhead to Q. Hope Jones the man 1 who has given mankind the blessing of the centnr^. Despair not. but wait. It will come to you as It has come to me and others. You may Dot be a hero oi heroine today or tomorrow, bu' who shall say of the nert day. pf the day after that, of next week? Walt, but he reedy to grab the opportunity as It cornea gliding by." M. QUAD, i 8ieg* of Crate. Crete can claim to haTe been the of one of the longest sieges on j record, longer than the siege of Trey, for In the seventeenth century It took the Turks more than twenty years to capture its capital city. The Island. In fact. Is famous for protracted military operations, for. though the revolution of 1821 was speedily successful In the open country, the fortified towns wefe still uncaptured when the powers Intervened In 1830. I Awkward For the Aeronaut. An element of humor characterized ] of Mr Spencer's Indian cgperi- 1 One day. after making a para- 1 chute descent, his balloon, traveling 1 came down among some fisher folk, who promptly unpicked the net j use for fishing lines nnd cut up the [ « to make waterproof clothing?— 1 Captain. ( 1 Humility and Vanity. It Is the bumble man that advances. He recognizes his imperfections and i j strives to Improve. Hla progress Is 1 < result of his knowledge of self. 1 t vain, conceited, arrogant man , 1 stands still. N A Rule of Auto Etiquette. No gentleman will take another 1 man's automobile out In the country I and blow It Into such small pieces that cannot he removed to a repair shop. . —Chicago Record-Herald. > | Quite Obvious. A needle has only one eye, but it | sharp just the same.— London i Family Herald. The weeping at a wedding Is never real as that which sometimes afterward.— Atchison Globe. Just 8o. "I wish you would use your lnflu--mice to get Jinx to attend our poket party this evening." "Jtax! Why. he's the poorest poker player you ever saw!" I "I know It."— Houston Poet I Command large fields, but cultivate I email one#.— VlrglL

TELL WORLD YOOR WANTS If von want anything from a paper of pins to a pair of good gem boots, Thos. Soclte, Gold Spring, can serve you Local phone * Groceri es,- dry goo csand provisions I so hpots and shoes at rock bottom rices at Thos. Soults, Cold Spring, tf Hnu. Qeoffrin'i Husband. '£me. Geoffrin. like mosi Frenchwomen. had the gift of making phrases. When Rulhlere bad read lu her salon t work upon Russia. wbUh she feared :„bt Involve him iu dlUtcultiea.- she .•red him a sum of money to burn i . The author waxed wroth at the ln- : rinuatlon Implied and broke out Into ' mi eloquent assertion of his courage • and Independence. She listened pai Uently and then In a quiet tone of voice said. "How much more do you want, M. Bulhlere?" She married at . the age of fourteen II. Geoffrin. a ' wealthy glass manufacturer and Ueu- > tenant colonel of the national guard, i His duty as husband seems to have been to provide the funds for her sot clal campaigns nnd to watch over the i details of the menage It Is related of i film that some person gave him a hlsi tory to read und when he naked for I the successive volumes regularly ■ palmed off upon him the first, as If It ■ were new. At last he w r~ beard to I say thnt he thought the author "re- j ! peated himself a little." A book printed In double columns be read straight ' across the page, remarking that "it . seemed to be vejy good, but was rather abstract." One day a visitor InI quired after the silent, white haired i old gentleman who waa in the habit ' of sitting at the head of the table. I "Oh. he was my husband," replied ' Mme. Geoffrin. "before he died!"— ; Argonaut. Birds That Make Incubators. ' In the Incubator the pale yellow 1 chicks, their soft down not yet quite dry i" places, fell In their attempts to ' rise and walk, like men dead drunk, i "There's another," said the chicken. : farmer as an excited little head cam$ ; out of an egg. "Wonderful things, i these Incubators. Would you believe that there's a bird that makes them? i "Yes. sir: a bird, the megapode. makes Its own Incubator every time It has a neat of eggs. It isn't bothered like other birds, with the long and , monotonous work of sitting. "The megapode bnlls from Australia the Barrier reef country. Its tncuba tor is a simple affair, merely a great mound of leaves. In these leaves It buries Its eggs, knowing that In that hot, moist climate the leaves will fer ment and In their fermentation jglve off jnst enongh heat to hatch the "Who can deny Intelligence to this ; bird, which makes Its own incubator ; to hatch out Its own eggs?"— Ne^Ofleans Times-Democrat. AH Depends. | Tourist— It looks like pretty good j soil around here. Vvhat crops do the ii farmer* irr- 'v In tlii* section? Native - TP ii all dc:*vil*. stranger. Tourist- Depend* -n what? Native— On what ao.-t of seed thev duis In ^ ! The proper lenses and rightly fitted frames will jgve you relief. ' C. A. LONoVmCTM.

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