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TWO DREAB ■■ • ' Showing the Gymnastics of the Hnu 1 Mind, when Released from the Control 1 of Time and the Convention*. Re- j markaMe Feats of Strength. Fanning ( at the North Pole. ' • j ______ — i By Roderick Randon, Jr. 1 Very often when people are sitting ' aroonu with nothing else to do they en- 1 tertain end other by relating their < dreams. I ses no reason why I should not ' do the same, and yon, dear reader, if you J have nothing else to do, may listen just } as yon do, on the ooeasions referred to ( The other night after a late lunch of ( sauerkraut and speck, I dreamed that I was at Gettysburg- At the bloody angle ^ who should corns charging upon me, with drawn pistol but General Pickett. 1 J started to ran aad be of course followed. ^ When we reached Harriaburg I bad a good ^ lead, bat found that the bridge bad fal- , la off the piers. 1 jumped into the t rivor to put it beck in place, but while 1 , was doing so he taught up to me end j taking debherata aim at my bead, fired. fc I expected to inetanUy drop dead, but j to my great surprise the bullet eame „ ■lowly out of the pistol and stopped in p the air about a foot in front of my fore r head. This did not seem to surprise 0 Pickett, for he put up ha pistol ibd asked J me for a ehew of tobaeoo. I gave it to m him and he started away. The bullet . retained its position and I was possessed y ef the idea that it still retained all of „ its force that had hem given to it by the t charge of powder in the pistol, and that at any moment it might plunge forward and go crashing through my brain. Keeping my eye on it I carefully and slowly attempted to withdraw, but it followed and kept up the same relative position. Seeing that it would not go away I carefully lifted the bridge beck upon the piers and carefully clambering up the k. . V ■ t ■ 1 1 ■ il (n vtlkr nver the p.itv. the hank started

bullet keeping in the same position. When I waa about half way across, it commanded me to stop, and when I did eo, said that if I would give it five dollars it would go away. I did not havt the $5, but just then I saw Colonel Roosevelt and the Emperor of Germany coming acroos the bridge on bicycles. 1 at ffntf h«il»d them and explaining the sit nation, asked one of them to loan me 15. The Colonel said he realized the dangerous position in which 1 stood, but that danger was good for a man and nobody but a mollycoddle would try to buy it , off. The Emperor said that he waa sorry but that he had just bought the Crown Prince a new pair of shoes and was strapped. Soareely had they mounted their bicycles when who should 1 meet but Queen ' Victoria, walking on the footway, leading ' a pet alligator. I told my story to her , and braced her for a loan. She listened i to it and while she was doing so she looked at the bullet and gave an exclamatory scream. She reached up and grabbed it in her hand, said, "Why you thief thss my Kohinoor dia- ( mond. It was stolen from my trunk last , week. I'll have you arrested and shot" < I protested my innocence, but she would < not believe that 1 had not stolen it, and began calling for the police. I started to run but she sent the alligator la pursuit The reptile soon overtook me and just as it was chewing up my ' right leg 1 awoke and was intensely re- 1 lieved to find that I was safely in bed. On another occasion after dissipating on black pop and lemon custard I fell i asleep and dreamed that I was visiting a fanner who hgd one of the most beauti- ] ful farms I had ever seen, situated in a region that reminded me of the celestial t country as viewed from the Delectable; Mountains in the Pilgrim's Progress, j ; After I had been enjoying the fanner's j hospitality for a few days be requested , me to take a smell grist to the mill. It was placed in a bag and throwj^ across a ( fine horee "while 1 mounted behind it. On the way I had to cross a bridge with a ( very steep arch. Just as the hone was 1 10 GET ' ITC BENEFICIAL EFFECTS ALWAYS BUV THE GENUINE ' Syrup-Figs ! W AND 1 omnia MANUFACTURED W TW€ <AUraOHpt>WP0 \ SOU) tY AU. uaoiwe • OeeStzlomS; WABonu , Lrti' ' - ""v1

•Iwbin, the mreh I n. direction, rat i, the stone to the eflect that riders should dismount and tie a rope to their bosses tails in order to lettham down safely on the other side. It was too late, however, for I had only time to jump from the horses b ack when he slid down the other side and broke his neck. T was afraid to go back to the tamer, eo I fled. I kept traveling for several' weeks and stopping one day found that I was at the North Pole. I TlMH that would be a good and safe place ' for me to stay, so I settled down and started a farm. I got. along very well. 1 ^ly chief crop was strawberries, but I ' also had a dairy of elephant cows, mak- ' inn large quantities of batter and ihssif ' After a few years I married the Aurora 1 built a fine house and began 1 lose all fear of ever getting into any ' over the affair of the horse, but ' one day a a I was leading one of my boll elephants out to water, along came a ' party of Filipinos and called upon me to ' surrender. I told them that the statue 1 of limitation relieved me of the hone 1 affair and that if they were not rl ' with that I would pay them the price of < the animal, with interest. But they < not hear of ft. They said that the 1 was a brother of the Sultan of and that I would have to hang for 1 One of them took a basket of dyns- 1 mite and putting it under my house blew i to smithereens. As the fragments i in the air I could hear the screams j of my wife who was blows up with it. 1 then I woke up and found that toe < ■mall boy who was sleeping on the floor I above had fallen out of bed and waa i yelling like a Comanche Wasn't that • dreaming, but many of you have < had just as strange ones. f I Children Cry I FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA I f CHURCH NOTICES ! SaXTATXOW AXKT * B Services every night at 7:30 and at 3

u p. m. Sunday by the American Salvation I Army. Headquarters 687 Bank street , Cape May, N. J.. Captain and Mrs. Aaronson in charge. | ■ Nasal Cata.ih, an inflamtnalion of the delicate membranes lining the air- * passages, is not cured by any mixtures » taken into the stomach. l)on,t waste time on them. Take Ely's Cream Balm * through tiie nostrils, so that the fevered, ' swollen tissues are reached at once. ^ Never mind how long you have suffered ' nor how often you have been disappoint- ' ed, we know Ely's Cream Halm is the ' remedy you should- use. All druggists, 1 50c. Mailed by Ely Bros., 56 "Warren 1 Street, New York. ■ ALL DOGS RUNNING AT LARGE are i required to be muzzled during the month , of "July and August. We earnestly re- ; quest all owners of the same to aid the ' authorities in a compliance with this ori ainance. i Respectfully, F. J. MELVIN, Mayor. i TO AUTOMOBILxATS We aak your cooperation in observing the speed limit iwthin the city limits, ' and more especially on our streets where the traffic is most, in order to prevent , accidents to life and limb. Respectfully, F. J. MELVIN, Mayor. The Security TrustCo. invites you to open an account with them and offers better protection for your money than you or. your family can give it. COLD SPRING 1 rom Special Correspondent. Mrs. Nellie Eldredge called on Mrs. HoUis Hoffman Saturday.' Miss Carrie Chadwick is enjoying a {brief vacation . with home friends, j Mrs. J. S. Soffe returned to her home j in Audubon Saturday. Mrs. Somers spent Friday and Saturday at Cape May. Mr. and Mri. William Creese spent a ' day recently with Lewis Hoffman. Twenty five dollars is reported to be the net results of the festival given 1 Miss Florence Hoffman's class on Cos pel 1 lawn for the benefit of thelnfant Department Fund. Mrs. Irwin Eldredge is still ill and ' under the doctor a care.. 1 Mr. and Mrs. S. Barnett an.- Mrs. Bot- ' tinvick were visitors in this place Mon- 1 day evening. A new member was receive., into the 1 Grange Monday evening, Frank Bate, Jr. McPhersou. Will this juvenile mem- 1 ber be its future master? Who knows. 1 A. Walter was an over Sunoay visitoi. ' The weekly prayer meetings are made ' very interesting by our pastor, Rev. C-. 1 H. Jones. A number from our village attended 1 Children's Day services at truing Creek 1 Chapel Sabbath evening. Rev. Joseph Garrison visited his sister 1 here on Wednesday. i Miss U. 8. j Miller has returned to her | for the summer vacation. Rev. (Mas. Jones, Mr*. K. 3. Eldredge, , Mrs. Walter Hand, Mrs. Wm. L. Cum- 1 mings and Mrs. Martha w.eA composed 1 a party whoealMd <m Mra D. H iaverty j Thursday. 1 Misses LiUina ate May 1M-.. will , spend the summer at Gspe May. ]

; LETTEtS TO ELIZABETH ' ' Ho. i. 1 " Cape May, Nl J, June 28, 1910 j ■ Dear Elisabeth: — ' Here 1 am again at tly meeting of thq Lawyer's Association]. I will sure be getting to be a pretty good "^lawyer ray1 self if I keep coming to these meetings. ' j John and 1 had a delightful trip coming ' down her. We stopped awhile In Philadelphia and as John got a pretty good fee last week out of a cow case, we went to the Belle vue-Stratford for luncn. Oh, my! but that is a swell place. Just think our lunch cost $2.67. W hy, there are some places at home where you could board a week for that; but John told I that there are some people who eat 1 there who would run up bills for $20.00 or $40X0. But once- is enough for me. You can get better cooking at Child's; I couldn't tell that to anybody else everybody pretends that nobody ougnt to mat any kind of cooking but the kind they put np at such places. At the same time they manage to put away corned bsef and cabbage at home and a chuck (Oast with browned potatoes win stick to their ribs pretty welL We came down here in a very fast train. It was the first train I had ever in New Jersey, and it is s queer sort of a place. It is nearly all bushes and sand. There seem to be very fewpeople living on the inside of the state. suppose that is because they all live on the edge and take boarders. I just thought what s chance there was for farming. Here was land by the and not a soul on it, and I read evei^ day in the magazines how you can make $1000 to $5000 an acre by raising potatoes, onions, or hens. I asked John why he didn't quit the law and go to farming. I told him if he only had ten acres he could make at least $10,000 a year, which is more than he gets from : the law but John says that the - that make $10JM0 off an acre it by writing articles for the maga- ; sines in the shade, instead of hoeing po , tatoes out in the sun. As he can't write ; do it bv writing articles bor the maea I bor the

i for the magazines and prefers a shady ; t job, he is going to stick to the law. j '• | And here I am at the ocean, i had j always wanted to see it ever since 1 ] £ began to study geography. I thought, , of course, it was big, but, oh, dear, I j didn't think it was near as big as it ■ s looks from here. When I was a little j , girl the biggest "body of watetr I knew o was Ketterer's mill dam. I used to look upon it with awe, but the ocean is * I million times bigger than that, and tiien some. The waves are coming in all the 5 time and roaring and murmuring as if it had some tremendous business on t hand, and when I think that it is roaring on every shore of every land, on 1 earth, it makes me feel bow very little I 1 am. Lots of people go in bathing in 8 l the funniest kind of dresses, but I 1 wouldn't put one if them on for a thpus- ' ' and dollars. They look just like ballet ? girls, and besides, 1 would be afraid, for 1 the ocean is full of sharks and whales ® • and sea serpents and all sorts of mon- 8 sters and crocodiles and other beasts, * any one of which might gobble me up. 1 | 1'ou know that green silk I got last * I summer in Harriaburg. Wei, I had it t altered a litle and brought it down here j and the wife of one of the judges com- . plimented me very highly on it. I was a litle afraid, becaus I was told that ^ they dresed very much here in Cape 1 May, but now I feel all right. I noticed * too that several of the other women 8 were wearing the same dresses they r wore at Bedford Springs last year They had had them altered somewhat, * but I could tell right away that they v were the same ones. Everybody' puts on evening dress here for dinner, which 8 they don't have at noon but 7 ' o'clock in the evening, except the editors of the newspapers ana some others of the more common kind. But it looks real nice and I enjoy it. I think after " this I will dress up more at home. But d dont tell anybody about this. e They have a lovely ball room here, the floor is just like plate glas and it g shines like patent leather. I would be v afraid to dance on it, but the girls and young fellows skipped around as sure- j footea as though they had rosin <j on their heels. There were a lot „ of real good dancers and they looked as if they enjoyed showing (, off their stepB. John and I gave w up dancing a good while ago, and at any rate the kind of steps we learned p would hardly enable us to cut much of b a figure with the dancers down here. On Sunday wedidn't have an y preach a ing, but in the evening we had a sacred b concert; the orchestra played a lot of w pieces and there were several singers, but if any of them were hymn tunes y, they were new ones that I haven't ej A Lots of lawyer* came down here In their automobiles; they brought their A chauffeurs along and they are having s< great timet riding around the boule vards. But I don't think it to Mar as G nice a place for a ride here as it to at ir Just think what big feee tboee "muet get so as to afford it I p just wondered if we will ever be ahl* ei to have an automobile. It looks b mighty nice, hot I am always trying to si persuade myself that I dont want one,

jbroaum I "don't think ib is right to! hanker after things yon eao't get. John ] say* there's lots of people thst ain't a»] | well off as he is who have bought auto- j j mobiles and are making a splurge, but he says he isnt built that way, ate 1 ' think be'r right. " . But it makes me a little mad "some times when I se women riding around ^ in gasoline machines, wearing aotomo1 bile clothes and talking "about "their , "cars," when I Jcnow thst they haven't paid their grocery bills and that their hired girl is threatening to strike bc- ' cause her wages haven't been pan!. But really now I must go and dress for 8 diner, isnt this lovely Muuonery? Whenever J se it lying around on the desks it makes me feel like writing ) totters to my friends just to let them know that 1 am sf npiug at such a * swell hotel . It is* awfully pleasant . ' to be in such a niee place. It sort of 8 makes you feel rich and you forget lor ' a while that sometimes when you are at home you must save and count the pennies. Affectionately yours, JANE For people who are run down and ner- < - vous, who suffer from indigestion or < r dyspepsia, headache, - biliousness, or ' torpid liver, coated tongue with bitter j 1 taste in the morning and poor appetite, , it becomes necessary to turn to some - - tonic or strengthener which will assist | - Nature and help them to get on their I feet and put the body into proper con ( r dition. Itia becoming more apparent ' that Nature's most valuable health giv- ' ing agents are to be found in forest 1 plants and roots. ! Nearly forty year* ago. Dr. R. V. ' 1 Pierce, now consulting physician to the 1 Invalid's Hotel and Surgical Institute, at j 1 Buffalo, N. Y, discovered that by so en- j 1 tificaly extracting and combining certain 1 medicinal principles from native roots, ! taken from American forests, he could 1 ! produce a medicine which was marvelous- ' efficient in curing cases of blood disorder, liver and stomach trouble as well as i 1 other chronic, or lingering ail- ' ments. This concentrated extract of vitality he named "Golden MedDiscovery." It purifies the blood by j putting th^ stomach and liver into healthy condition, thereby helping the digestion and assimilation of food which ' feeds the blood. Thereby it cures weak 1 stomach, indigestion, torpid liver or biliousness and kindred derangements. ( . |J A DRESSY OCCASION 1 The Ladies Look Their Best at Mr. Carson's Exhibit of Legal Relics. i

The address of former Attorney Gen eral Hampton L. Carson, on the "Genesis of Blackstone's Commentaries and their place in legal Literature, ' on Wednes evening, constituted one of the most interesting numbers on the week's pro of the Association events. The spacious ball room was crowded, a large proportion of these in attendance being women guests of the members. At the conclusion of the interesting paper read by Mr. Carson, several hundred portraits, engravings, cuts, autograph and documents ofgreat value and were inspected. A notable feature of the evening meeting was the many handsome gowns worn by the ladies in attendance. Here somt as noted by the Narr tociety reporter: Mrs. John W. Appel, of Lancaster, wore a black Spanish lace gown, over white, with an exquisite topaz pendant Mrs. John A. Nauman, of Lancaster, appeared in a light blue embroidered Swiss. Mrs. Charles F. Hager, of Lancaster, in n simple white embroidered nulL Mrs. Samuel A. Amnion, of Pittsburg, in a French creation of black and white chiffon, trimmed wjtli Roman embroidery. Mrs. George S. Schmidt, of York, graced her black gown with a handsome white lace scarf. Mrs. Francis J. O'Connor, wife of O'Connor, of Johnstown, looked in a hand-painted silk, with a pearl necklace. The wife of Attorney General J. Hamp Todd brightened her black lace gown with a beautiful coral necklace. Mrs. Pennewil', wife of Justice James of Delaware, wore an em old blue silk. Mrs. Jesse Cunningham, wife of first assistant Attorney General, of Harrisburg, looked handsome in yellow satin with old gold trimming. Mrs. Cyrus G. Derr, of Reading, looked very well in a handsome white embroil ered gown. Her daughter, Mrs. John M. wore white ligerie. Mrs. Endlleh, wife of President Guxtav A. Endlicb, President of the Bar As sociation, wore a pretty white gown. Mrs. Isaac Hi ester, a daughter of F. Baar, President of the ReadRailroad Company, wore Woe. Mrs. C. Larue Munsoo, of Williamsport, wore a beautiful white organdie, embroidered in larmder and em belliabed with a hand some pendent, eon of a large sapphire ate diamonds. Miss Susan H. Richards, of Reading, id r,

T^J^ne^rehsn, of Mda .- wore a champagne brosdeloth. 1 ren , was gowned in hUok, trimmed with Irish law and gold. Mrs. H. S. Prentiss Nichols, of Phild adelphia, appeared in Matte laee ate •- Jet. r Mrs. Nichols, of German town, wore a t charming light bine and White organdie., r Mrs. Jacob B. Adams, of Unkmtown, - was seen in a blade spangled net. ! Mrs. Robert E. Umbel, wife of Judge r Umbtt, of Union town, wore an exquisite- ? ly embroidered white robe, with pearls. 15 Mrs. Agnew T. Dies, wife of General - Manager Dice of the Reading Railroad, n wore a handsome black net. Her daugh1 ter, Miss Frances Dies, Was attired in ' simple white. r Mrs. Raul H. Gaither, of Greenabuig, ( looked charming in heavily embroid e ered white crepe de chene. Miss Elliott, of Philadelphia, was very dainty in a light blue chiffon, with silver trimmings. Miss Swearingen, daughter of Judge - J. M. Swearingen, of Pittsburg, wore r decolette black satin. r Mrs. C. H. Ruhl, of Reading, covered r "elegant white embroidered null with a saver scarf. Her nieee, Miss Kathryn » Westbrook, of Harriaburg, wore a light 1 satin. r Mrs. Ruby Vale, of Philadelphia, look ed well in a pink ate white embroid ered mull. I Mrs. Frazer Fisher, of Bryn Mawr, looked distinguished in s violet embroidered net. 8 Mrs. Edward W. Biddle, wife of fort mer Judge Biddle, of Carlisle, wore a - pale blue Marquisette. ' Mrs. Charles M. Clement, of Sunbury, j a . pink mull brightened with an embroidered old rose Japaneee wrap. Mrs. Carver, of Philadelphia, wore i white satin, embroidered in silver with ■ sweet pea corsage. ' Mrs. Hampton L. Carson, of Philadel phia, wore black spangles with a handsome diamond pendant. , Mrs. Harold M. McClure, wife of Judge t McClure, of Uniontown, appeared in a . yellow silk gown. Mrs. George Wemworth Csrr, of Phil adelphia, appeared to advantage in a | lovely pearl chiffon with a touch of old Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA

Ir MANY CHILDREN ARE SICKLY Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Break up Colds in M hours, 8t cure Feverithness, Headache, Stomach 0 Troubles, Teething Disorders, and De,e stroy Worms. At all druggist, 26c. Sample mailed FREE Address Allan ^ S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. «-ll 41 It ,h The Automobile. ld By E. Z. Riter, N. P. t- The man who has an automobile is Can beat I. steam engine many a mile, re He makes most everybody take his dust; y Only, sometimes his tire does bust. ;r Some is as strong as sixty horses t And it costs a lot to keep it on its . r courses, ^ And also sometimes he must pay a big rate r When a cow or a a pig is assassinate. What makes them go is the gasolene ^ Which gives much smell but can't be ' * seen ' n Some people buys them as poor as a 1 mease. And puts a morgige on the bouse. j 'f It is devil wagon, some people say. ' d And some times makes righteous men go ' !> ' The man who drives it is called the { 1 sbofer, 1 n And the seats is as soft as the parlor ' sofa. A rich man often goes on an automobile t tower f For a thousand miles with very much £ n PO™'- J But sonytimqs a tqjegreph pole or ditch 3 j Him to the silent tomb will pitch. L '

d 1 rw' i*i ; ii iii'iW * I vHwll- v CUpHH^bH i- I io bate >, j MHwk " " " I 0 ~ WEST- CAR* MAY^^'Si Prom Special Correspondent. j Mrs. Jerry Rabeau ate du£Utr ffl I, visiting Mrs. Ann.ii.- Kdmunds, 'i Woodie Eldredge is a PhiUdttabMdyl B itor this week. . " -V'J ~ Mrs. Vanderson entertained eooreMMflj over Sunday. E' Mrs. Uzcie Hewitt spent Sunday wttkS relatives. Mnt- Henry Reeves spent a few f at Millville recently ' ' Mta EliiabeUi fnend entertained C.C JMvis ana e —yes, of Philadelphia, over Sunday ">3 e Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Hughes and Httfrl daughter, of Long Island, will spate! a os me time with "their parents. ^1! b Mrs. Max Rits and baughter Dorothy-^ « ^Btettady, -N. Y„ T viriti^HE® . Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Church are upend- - Ing some time away. Mrs. Emma Eldredge Will spend a few flays at Philadelphia. g Miss Msry Bate and Miss Rebecca . Oliver have returned from ML Holly. Unele Tommy Hughes received eighty J*"*'/08'*1 Tuesday, it being his . birthday. 8 Mr"- Albert Peterson and daughter Letitia, spent Monday with Mrs.Bidney * 1 Mi" Dorothy Davis, of Chmden, to spending some time with her aunt, Mrs. Hampton 1'iereon. i v C,,arle8 Eldredge and Miss Eliza spent Wednesday with Mrs. Tom' Taylor. Lilbum Hoffman, of Philadelphia, - spent Sunday with his father.Mrs. Ella Eldreage has returned to her s home after spending the winter with L J°0n KHby and family. J. Woodruff Eldredge has built up a thriving auto trade having sold seven machines during the last month Mr J Eldredge recently made a run from Phil" auelphia to West Cape May in less than four hours in a small runabout. Rev. Chas. H. Jones, D. D., who has now taken temporary charge of the CWd Spring Presbyterian Church and is stopping for the present at Capt. Ludlamto, Broadway cottage. Rev. J. L. Iandis attended mid-sutu- ■ mer meeting of the West Jersev . Presbytery at Greenloch <(n Tuesday. Even automobiling is checking up | somewhat on account of the heat ofthi last three or four days, i Robert Sawyer is home from school to i spend his vacation. Mrs. William Godfrey was on a shop ping visit to Philadelphia on Monday. • red Edmunds spent Sunday with his parentis. Another improvement on Columbia avenue, nearly completed, by W. L.Cummrngs A Son, for Walter Trusty, who has more in an doubled the size of his bouse by an addition and another story. Safety first of all. That is our policy. The Security Trust Company has al - ways found that it can do a profitable business without taking may 'long chance." Take a Foot Bath Tonight .' Hei dissolving Vne r two Alton's Fo*.fTabs (antiseptic Tablets for the foothstl.1 in the w«tv Jl will take outall smarting and tenderness, re foot odors, ami freshen the feet. Allen s Foot-Tabs instantly relieve wearand sweating or inflamed feet and hot nervousness of the feet at night "FOOT-TABS FOR FOOT-TUBS." Then for comfort throughout the day shake Allen's Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder into your shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c. Avoid substitutes. Sample of" AUen^ Foct Tabs mailed FREE, or our regular size sent by mail for 25c. Address, Allen S. Olmstead, Le noy, N. Y. NOTICE The Woman's Aid Society , of Cold Spring Presbyterian Church, will meet July 9th, at the residence of E. J. Eldredge, \£eat .Cape May, at 8 p.m. MRS. WM. T. SMITH, Sea.

- Alcohol to Childrenl Ask your doctor bow often he prescribes an alcoholic I stimulant for children. He will probably say, "Very, very § rarely. Children do not need stimulating." Ask him I how often he prescribes a tonic for them. He will prob-| aWy answer, "Very, very frequently." Then ask hirr.J about Ayeris non-alcohcljc Sarsaparilla as a tonic for then young. Follow his advice. Heknows. J.C.AyerCo..UuMl.A:*.-t.l I toMfftenkttltefl,-"lte,«na».sf tto i»veE" Ask your doctorif " thto to Mt so. ItetoUi ttxte AroVs Pils. Sold for ncasiy sixty yvo.