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ItylPORTfD MATTINGS Domestic Prices JS6&S H.S80W » $)$ Maaoioa S teaat c*»# si*?, fffW.aii Tekjjhooc 186 D. Wm. F. Brown PUOMBIflG, STEAM and OAS FITTING Jobbing A Specia'ty. 3 1 $ mansion Street, Est imates Furnlshea CAPE M.AV 1391169 K®y«tone Telephone 186 A The Glenwood ■S*~=B RANGE B Is a thing of beauty asjwell as useful. The price a" ' O 's right. Let us explain jlgbaiJ WM. T. CHAMBERS Plumbing and Tinwork

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" **"" u22S3S^ "PLATE" ICE $ LEHIGH JEODO AND SUSQUEII4NNA COAL ^ Charles S. Church $j ■ W Keystone PJpone 76. Jackson and Perry St W ■BEBEEEESESBB 333S3£333Sa;£n Wall Paper. R duct ion In spring styles 026 Washington st ¥- In decorating your nmms look at tny new stock of Wall Papei Burlaps, Lincrusta. Walton. W. LENOIR fe elephon 181 X WOLFF'S BAKERY 406 and 408 Washington Street Finest products of finest quality. Every detail under ray pesonal supervision. I try to make WOLFF QUALITY stand for the highest excellence F. W. WOLFF Keystone Telephone 65 A. | WILLIAM RAU •i Landscape and Ornamental G/.rdening | Lawn Grading, Planting, Pruning and{jSpraying I DONE BY PRACTICAL AND EXPERIENCED MEN jj Cemetery Work afSpecialty 1 • SATISFACTION ® Guaranteed at Reasonable Terms 1 | CAPE MAY, NEWgJERSEY C-HwYaH. SHto.jY.vk YORK BROTHERS . f AKPKNTERS A A I> BU'LDRRS CAPE MfiV, N. J. tvomiies Cheerfully Given on all Kir la o( Building*. svnsTACTiOM GUAiuurrEg). r.o BOX Ml

| »r nuAcCT* smrm $ PERT PARAGRAPHS. kit' human intelligence tv*i« a pnr- ■* ' Uasable coniuioOlty tin* purveyor llpnul would du a niabhiK btialueoa »nj>| ijlnx a Ion*: tell waul. Flsmij produces a feeling of <!(»■ _ pint n-beu w ar tbe uttier fellow IrttilBr It. Tin- upper ten are wild to bate annb -ii. i t-irinjr much for an Imitation a

i up rut who ej m'uuh uer uiue pounar lac i be piano will later find discord in the jma ranee and the wanbtub. Please yourself If yon would t>e well pleased !« an excellent motto. Anything la a good Joke as long u It can be treated as a Joke. Some men ere born wise, and others ; P* «•«*• Few things are more soul satisfying ■ to a man thai, the vacations that his : wife takes. Don't waste your time and energy telling your noietilxtr what bis shortcomings are. He knows tbem. but would rather bear about that big bit ■ be made. Ii Is easy enough lo get -In bad. but ' It takes your Ingenuity to^get out right In th« Blood. Oh. Is there not an honest man I In all this boodle reign [ Who wUI not sell his boots and soul | For low and sordid gain? Oh. yes. thore le one here and there | In »ll tbe wide expanse— I The man Is upright, straight and pura Who doesn't got a chancel Tills human nature we )»ssesa. j All from a common stock. Acts in a wa" that really gives Itself at times a shock. - On.- man Is better titan the rest ! " UntO ho gets n chance; [ Then after aomn protests and doubts I He goes to Join the dance. It may be there may be degrees. And others wait till It la brought And shoved before their face; Sin ot tne heuo or heart. They're all put up as Adam when He gave tbe world a start That being so-lor so It is Let's try to help the world along By cutting chances down. Where men we love [rom politics Would drain the froth and roam Let s make tbem honest cltlxens By leaving them at home. They Generally Do. "That tuuu Is su. Ii ;i -nuisance, hanging urouml ull tbe time." "What is his object V" "1 believe he is conspiring to marry me." "But it takes two to make a conspiracy." "Well, couldn't I help him a little?" Splitting Hairs. "Is she a good cook?" ( "Driaget:" "Yes." "I dunuo.' "Why, 1 thought she was your cook r "She Is. unit she may be a good cook all right, but she can't cook good." 5 . : A Paradox. "Do you know Percy ?" "Yes." "What do yon think of htm?" . "Welt, he is rather an ornamental young jiersoh " , "Yes. 1 admit that. But still be Is Just a plain fool." Of a Sort. "He haB lots of pride." "Whgt! That laxy Bill?" "Yes." "Well. 1 never saw any evidence of "Didn't yon ever see bis bulldog?" Explained. "What la tbe difference between rheumatism and gout?" "The difference?" "Yea" "Tbe difference amounts to what wine and lobster bills come to." What He Did. "Did you fall to succeed?" "Well, hardly that." "Nor "No. but I made a successful fab •re." The Burs Way. -I have found my affinity at last." •^What at* yon going *lo dor "Marry ber. of course." "Tou must want to torn One Variety. -Tea. he was raised la a castta." •Vow ast*r«atlaf t What aaatter

[ \ 9r •V/tCAJ* sntrm X PERT PARAGRAPHS. '- JTEALTH may spell happiness, but r not when a doctor is giving out a the words. Being s hero Is high sounding and y soul Inspiring, but unless tbe hero gets r the high sign of recognition It Is the tnnk nllc fur Me

Some cooks are most expert at keep- I tng the family in a stew. The way pt the transgressor may he j bard, but some of the transgressors have fonad graft plentiful along the ' way. | — 4. , We all make mistakes, but not that kind. f -4 ~ --- - Credit is a curious thing in that you . don't Mve much use for it when it is 1 Mgood.£ , \ t U ! The only reason why we should anx1 [ lousiy cultivate a good opinion of our- ( selves is that we may Imbue others j with lL !l ! : Lapse of Men.cry. Jimmy had been weeping madly, then stopped. Suddenly be burst forth . ' ■ again In a torrent of tears and sobs. " ' "Why. Jimmie. what's the matter?" * ' asked hia mother. . ' , Jimmie wept on. "Jimmie. I Insist 'bat you tell me what the nutter is." . "1 can't tb-tblnk what 1 was crying I ' about." sobbed Jimmie. Chance For Punctures. "You know tbe road to perdition is " paved with good luteutioua." "I wonder what kind of en anto | track they would make?" "Very dangerous." "And why':" "Too Utfcpy broken bottles are mixed ' in with them." Something to Bump. Wetc flying but confined to flight We'd hold the sport In more regard. But in the end one must alight. And this old earth Is mighty hard. Not So Easy. "Remarkable fellow. Brown." "That so?" "Yes." "What is remarkable about him?" ! "He Is rich." •There are lots of rich men." I "Tes. but Brown got rich and stays I rich." The Improved Kind. "Was he overjoyed when yen called j H at cis office?" ~ j 2 "No; he said I butted in and wrecked ! ?c a train of thought." ^ "No damage. I hope." 5 "Mercy, no: It was equipped with hot air brakes." Extremes. J jj "Are you goiDg to be a doctor when you grow up?" "Why?" ' " 'Cause everybody Is . either ttazf ' about a doctor or got it lo for him." ; Easy. "What cau I d<> to keep that young | fool of a Borem trom banging round j this house so. Ethel?" j "Yon might try sending me to En- 1 : dad." Explained, j "What 1* conscience anyway?" "Conscience?" "Y'es." "It is what makes yon afrall to b« found out." Relief. Little thunder shower! You are our Own little wet Pet Ahoy It helps some When you come Yea. it neipe a lot. You win From the corn crop When .you drop around. Bofiemnx ihe ground Ana us ay worn of mouth Inviting the a ro tight That vii getting gay To fade away. Great Scott! Did you r.ot At e time opportune Fall from ihe sky Eating v mm shy. For When mrougnout tbe load The tocund harvest band Went forth to gather in Plunder for hie Din Without your timely aid. I'm very much afraid. The harvest would be not Enough to nil tbe pat! We^T* "'°0* Va^troa- ^ Mem up our now straw hat Mat give the era# a Map Ur we are ig. a «u»i |3

, Less than Philadelphia prices AnJE^tire New and Large Shook of Wan Papers 11V I -t "Tf f ~TMBs v" y G» T«,T. H. TAYWB-S CENTRAL SHOES STORE For Men we have King Quality. Clafl-.n, CroKetl Abbect, Ani' M, Taylor's T ripph Fit, and many othera tn High and Low Cuts, inf Button, Lnce and- Congress, ail eithem, and Canvassj I-Withnr or Rtibii-r sflW »CCi r I J For Ladies we have a big variety of OoSp Ties in all colors, exiords ai d Pumps in Canrstsj, Vjhttewnd Cdiora. VII kinds ot ^hoe g ods. A big variety of lacers and dressing Tbe ealy Shoe Store that does repair work ii all its hraicket Agent For Waldorf Shoes For Men And Women $2.50 T. H. TAYLOR CENTRAL SHOE STORE Mi W ASB1NGT0N STREET, CAPE BAY, J. 1 Opposite Reading Terminal, where all trolleys stop j Keystone Phone 1 3 8-M i CURTIB I ■" 124 Delaware Ave. Cape May City, If . J •lu.ubiug. Steam and Cats ratting Jobbing Promptly Attended to Keystone Telephone 189 D i ^ m c'' ,j,-4t'rnkr' Gko.'S. bennett I ELA-TTKEK L BENNETT I VWM ,Vrr>" Strcet' CaPeMay. N-J-i K017TOENTS, TOMBSTONES Marble and Granite Work j /jj Flaging and Curbing in Stock an.i laid on short notice jS New designs and estiraates furnished on application "YJjg SOUTH JERSEY MARBLE WORES oPSa»SBSS5'~.SSSi 3EESP2 Everybody is i d t ^compare THE CAPE WAY FARMSTEAD BY THE SEA ■■ •lb the leading Dairy and Poultry farms of the world. .-t.ich c n'pii risen will establish its supremacy. No finer agegatioi. ol hcaltlilnl. < hcerlul and well groomed cattle is possible. Nohf.o n llcctitin of Leghorns and Wyandottca t putt-r MiBin.s 1 ar le seen anywhere. Thi homes of these cattle and chickens ate celebrated for their cleanliness .eid com fort w Sua. a lotubiuatun can but offer 10 the interested' publife** the most sanitar.. and enticing products. One visit will uior than satisfy the most fastidious. So please make he visit and compare us with others, THE FARMSTEADS THE SEA ^ J. P. MACKISS1C. Manager. Real Estate and Search Company of Cape May County, N. J. Representing FIDELITY TRUST COMPANY OF NEWARK TITLES INSURED tain -*- n 1" ill 1 Hi f Till 1 1 in-1 "it 1 lamtm farm properties bought and sold Offiewt FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUTLD04G CAPEMAY COURTHOUSE, N.A