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; X Humor and ? ? Philosophy i A 7»r ®VAGA/r ft. SMITH \ THE PRESENTIS ENOUGH. . VX7HAT8 the use to worry, f " What's the use to fret. ' Over future ess* And whet they wtU sett It for them we bravely Build a stately pile. Massive and substantial. Will they like Its style? We may keep urn busy Digging for tbel' use B1. canals and tunnels. Prying mountains loose. When we have completed Quite a large supply Just for their convenience Maybe they win fly. [ Writing for the future Thankless Is indeed. Can the wisest gueaser Know what they will raadt If the book tbey open They may. like as not. Close it In a hurry. f Baying. "Uli. whet rot!" Living In the present Is a loh enough. Even I bat Is often Something of a bluff. Will the future tbahk us If for them we fret? No; It will revile us As a slow old set. Diffsrent. "What do you tbiuk of the robber t truai * S" "I hale "em." "tii do I. By the way"— "Yea." "I hare a friend who can let a fellow In on the ground floor of a good thing." "Sure-It is a good thing?" "Sure. It is a monopoly of a necee•Ity." "Let me In, will yon?" Hatty. "Clothee make a man"— "Oh. do tbey?" "I nay clothes make a man"— "Ray. I'd like to see a suit of clotbei gel jiii automobile oul of a sand bank.' I "How Impulsive you are! I wai ' about lo remark that clothes make i man mad when tbey don't flt anc i make him go broke, when .tbey are hii i wife's." Certainly. ! "Why?" j "Why what?" "Why la a pleased dog sure to bt prepared to carry parcela?" 1 1 "Bemuse when he Is pleased he has I his liltle wag on." ; "That boy Is mighty clever." "Bill?" I "Goodness; He doesn't look It!" "No; there Is where he has tbeni all fooled." Good Year For Him. "Y'es. I am working on a newspaper." "And what part do you write f "Oli. I'm i he star man." "Tl • i-omet re|K»rler. eh?" Plays Hookey. "lie always follows his wife's ad- • "lo everything?" "ITitll be Is out of her sight." Sends Word. As gentle us a summer breeze I OVr pleasant meadows, living I And noiseless as a boiler shop The man bird comes a-Aving. | Nothing to Men-

I tion. I "She is always making a fuss over Little things "What Is she kicking about now?" "Her bathing suit."

PERT PARAGRAPHS. I The best you can do doesn't count ' unless It is better than thut of some j other fellow. There are delightful |>eople who are so fond of their own opinion that they always keep it to themselves. It is rubbing It In too bard when the season declares that you tnust pay the iceman and the coal man at the same time. " Trouble keeps some persons so busy that they don't know that there Is anything else In the world. A man may see bis flnlsb first, but still that' doesn't seem to make any difference In the outcome. Some very outright people often get wrong. Some people look so helpless that It a shame to trouble them. That is why they look helpless. | No man ever kept ont of trouble nnd got into debt at the same time. When u girl marries she thinks site Is going to revolution tz< the general opinion of married life, but by ami by she sees that she will do well if she herself U able to retain any opinion ••fit. The difference between a person » tthaul any brains and a phonograph 1* you ne-- hare to bother about the

) A *y TII'jrCAJ* ft. SMITH J THE PRESENT. CJEIZE the golden moment ° At It pauses by. Get your catcblng mitten. Grab tt. on the 'fly. Moraanta ax* but trifles. Yet a bunch, tbey say. Added all together Go to make tbe day. in your easy chair Means Just thirty minutes Vanished In tbe air. I Though you whistle for them. | Tbey will not return. , You have not. remember. Any time to bum. Always something doing Whether"*! M knowlads* Or of golden ore, gor the occupation Known a a killing time If It's not a crime. Keep the wheels revolving i At e steady clip. If you must be sliding Do not backward slip. Here's the open secret. , Try to energise: 1 Then m£at s cookie J You'll be great and visa. Asking Father, r "What slip yot tonight. Percy?" "I have a frightful toothache, dor ML" "Does It acbe badly?" , "Very." U "So that you don't care what hap 1 jens to you?" , "Not much." h "Percy r "Yes. dearest?" "I think you'd better Improve the occasion by asking father tonight." , Willing to Oblige. 1

"I want some green cucumbers." 1 "Have none." ^ "Haven't any." "Nothing green?" "Have a green band here I might let you have." The Difference. ' "Did Jack call ou you last night. Ethel r j "Yes." "Pressing his suit. I suppose." "Don't tease. Did Claude call on ' you last night. Bess?" "No" I "Why?" I "Having his suit pressed. I guess." > , I JNit Plotter. "Do you like work?" i "Sb-sh-eh"' | "What do you mean?" i "1 preteud to. but don't." j 1 "Why do you act so mysteriously?" j "I want to keep on the good side of r It and not let tt know V hat 1 think of j It. so perhaps it will go easy with me." j Lost Opportunity. I Alexander was weeping. c | "What la the matter?" asked a symj pathetic friend. I "1 am crying for new worlds to eonj quer." said tbe great captain. ! "Don't be discouraged! Stick around, i Maybe -tbe flying machine will be tn- | vented befofe you die." His Philosophy, j "Work Is the ooly thing that counts." i "You bet. and yon should always o.bI serve one thing In working." I "What is that?" "Always work an easy mark." ,£ Soma Help. It you cannot write a poem On exalted lines and high . That will stir the, waiting thousands You at least can swat a fly. PERT PARAGRAPHS. If the kicker would kick himself occasionally he would prove his use to the community. Often, too often, getting what yon want Isn't at all related to having what you want. Marrying for money is undoubtedly _ working for money, but working for money isn't necessarily marrying for It Any cook is a good cook If a man Is hungry enough. People band ont their fool opinions because they need their wise ones In their own business. — Making mistakes Is maddening enough without any fool advice from ao called friends regarding the operation. If you don't tell your troubles maybe tbey will dla and you'U forget them. Tbe Keep-e-golng club bee tbe All- In dub beet a tnOe. Wbaa you got tired «f working herd, wk softly.

Gentlemen's and Childrens Shoes at Less than Philadelphia prices ' An Entire New and Large Stick of Wall Paper, which will be arid at prices to defy competition Haying bed maay years experience in tbe buaineei I ouiv aak canity to convince ray customers th» 1 1 can sell them »* the iwtf Please examine my stock refore buying elsewhere. ^ KLllltll>Ul£ ioumofll S18 Washington Street. G0 TOTIL TAYLOR S CENTRAL SHOES STORE a'l kinds of Shoes for flea, Woaei and Children For Men we have King Quality. Claflin, Crossett Abbett, Arn"M, Taylor's 1 ripple Fit, and many others in High and Low Cuts, in Button, Lace and Congress, ail .fathers, and Canvass, Leather or Rubb<x Soles. For Ladies, we have a big variety of Ooze Ties in aC colors, Oxfords a' *i Pumps in Canvass, White and Colors. All kinds ol shoe g ods. A big variety of lacers and dressing The oily She Store that does repair work ia afi its brute Agent For Waldorf Shoes For lien And Women $2.60 T. H. TAYLOR CENTRAL SHOE STORE Mi WASHIN8T0N STREET, CAPE JUT, H. I Opposite Reading Terminal, where all trolleys stop Keystone Phone 138.M B. B. CTJRTIW *•>. 324 Delaware Ave. C-.^e May City, Jf . J lambing, SLeara and Da, rilling Jobbing Promptly Attended to Keystone Telephone 188 D i ■ J i ^ M' ^ Rlattner. Geo S. Bennett m | BLATTBEE A BEBNETT 1 MOBUHEBTS. TOMBSTOBES I '"dspf"**- Marble and Granite Work B i Flaging and Curbing in Stock «n<i laid on shurt notice B X New designs and estimates furnished on application -Q( m SOUTH JEHSEY MAHBLE WORKS | oasasBeBB^asaesEKBSRSBaE seebbs ssee sesrasa Everybody is i d tocompare THE CAPE MAY FARMSTEAD BY THE SEA with the leading Dairy and Poultry farms ol the world. Such comparison will establish its supremacy. No finer aggregation of healthful, cheerful and well groomed cattle is possible. No finer collection of Leghorns and Wyandottes ol purer strains can be seen anywhere. The homes of these cattle and chickens are celebrated for their cleahlines« and comfort. Such a combination can but offer lo the interested public the most sanitar, and enticing products. One visit will tnor than satisfy the most fastidious. So please make he vi.-it and compare us with others, THE FARMSTEAD 8Y THE SEA J. P. MAC1USSIC. Manager. Real Estate and Search Company of Cape May County, N. J. Representing FIDELITY TRUST COMPANY OF NEWARK TITLES INSURED | SudMB Ablraet. of Tnh. .ad Fa. Iim.nru FARM PROPERTIES BOUGHT AND SOLD OHkaa FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING CAFE MAY COURTHOUSE, N.X