IMPORTED MATTINGS AT •• V Domestic Prices Keystone Telephone 186 D. Wm. F. Brown PIlUWBING. STEAM and GAS FITTING Jobbing A Sfiecl&'ty. ) i y mansion Street.

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§The Glenwood RANGE Is a thing cf beauty as weli WM, 7. CHAMBERS Decatur Street & ' ' ' i 1

COAl. ICE naS332M S "PLATE" ICE M LEHIGH JEDKO AND SUSQUEHANNA COAL jj j Charles S. Church M Keystone Pljone 76. Jackson and Perry St W bBBHEHBBSSBES 32233S233S33«i Wall Paper. R ductlen In spring styles 626 Washington ct In decorating your rooms look at my new stock of Wall Papci Burlaps, Lincrusta. Walton. W. LENOIR 1 seel pt^oa I < i WOLFF'S BAKERY 406 and 408 Waskingfon Street. Finest products of fine>t quality. Every detail under my pe-onal supervision. I try to make WOLFF QUALITY stand for the highest excellence F. W. WOLFF Keystone Telephone 66 A. ' | •

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YORK BROTHERS CARPENTERS AND BUILDERS CAPE MAY. N. J. Estimates Cheerfully Given on all Kinds of Buildings. SA 1 1SFACT1QN GUAR ANTEED P.O.BOX 661 CARD BOARD ALL KINDS AND COLORS Star and Wave Stationrey Department.

PERT PARAGRAPHS. kTTBAZiTH may spell happlni, but not when a doctor la giving out the wwda. Being a hero la high sonndtng and seal Inspiring, but unless the hero gets the high sign of recognition It Is the _ Junk pile for his. ,

So 11 If flask* BTf tlHWI HI fclH-p - lng thf family in n hihw.

The way of the lniaK^rf«nor may b< hard, hut mnuv nf ilir trao*cre»~>--' have fouuil (craft plentiful alotur tin > way. f We all make mistakes. but nnt tbi t kind. Cn-dli In a ruiiou* tbltut Id that rnu i don't tin re much uae for It when It U ■ Rood. i The only reason why we should anxj lonely cultivate a pood opinion of our- > Helve* ia thai we may luibne others | i with It. Lapse of MemoryJimmy had been weeplnp madly, then <to|>|M>il. Suddenly be hurat forth again In a torreut of tears atul nobs. "Why. Jltnmle. wbat'a the matter?" asked tiU mother. ! Jliimile wept on. **J Inutile. I insist that you tell me i what 1 lie matter Is." | ' "I can't tb-tblnk what I was crying | about." xoblied Jlmmle. Chance For Punctures. "You kuow the road to |)erdltloo la paved with p<Mid Inteutious." "I wonder what kind of an auto I tra, k they would make?" I "Very tlantreroua." I "Ami why?" I j "Too many broken Ironies are mixed | in with thrill." ISonethlrg to Bump. Weir flying nut maimed to flight I We'd tinid ine sport in more regard. And thM Old earth ir migbly hard. Not So Easy. I "Remarkable fellow. Brown." "Thai a..?" -v„." "YVIial la remarkable nbout him?* i "Be la rl- h." "There are lot. of rich men " "Y'e*. Iiut Bnitvn pot rich and atays j rich" The Improved Kind. "V.'a. he overjoyed- when yen failed ! . at ct* offl«-e?" I "X«: lie said I bntletl iu and wrecked i a train of tboupht." ■ "No daniape. I U>i|>e." | "Nien-y, iii.; it was equipped with | "A'e you po.ji- to be a doctor when ; you grow Uf "Na w." "W'hyr "'Cause everybody Is either crazy j about a doctor or got It lu for blm." , Easy. "What can I do to keep that young fool of a Boreui from banglug round tills bouse eo. Ethel?" 1 "Y'ou might try seudiug aie to Europe. dad." 1 Explained. "What Is ••onwleu.-e anyway f "Conscience 7' "Tes." "It U what makes you afrail to b« found eat." Rslisf. Welcome. Own little wet Pet. ▲hoy There, summer Joy t When you come ' Touching the spot, fas. It helps a lot. fou win From the corn crop When you drop around, ] Bortening the ground And as ay word or mouth inviting the drought That was getting gay To fade away. , Great Scott: ptd you not At a time opportune Fall from ine aay Eating wo.nd oe shy. For when throughout the land The Jocund narveai hund Went forth is gainer m , Plunder for nta bin Without your timely aid. I'm very much afraid. The harvest would oe not Enough to UlLthe pot' So come along Ftwyou"^"* Supyoee you do Uui up our new straw nai Or do some tnca like that. Another lid we can procure Sure. But give the crop a bump Or we are uv a stump.

t TF human Intelligence were a purt chaaable commodity the purveyor thereof would do a rushing buslneea supplying a long felt want I - s Flattery prodacee a feeling <* dte- ■ gust— when we eee the other fellow letting It | The upper ten are old to hate saoba , -not eating much for an imitation of , themselves-

The girl who spend* tier time pound- j lug the plao<> will liner dud dlacord In ; , the- gas range noil tin- wasbtuh. j- - " r t Men re yourself If you would lie well , pleased Is au excellent mono. . L 'i Anything Is a pood joke as long as It , . csu be treated as s Joke. ; j Some men are bom wise, anil others • t get next i * Few thlDgs are more aoul sntlafylng j * to a man than .tlie mention* that .his ,1 wife takes. .p >n _ 11 Don't waste your time and energy : telling your oelplibor wliat his short- j comings are. lie knotva them, but I would rather beur about tbat big bit j be made. It is easy eooneh to get In Imd. hut I It takes your Ingenuity to get out rlgbt j In the Blood. | Oh. la there not an honest man i _ In all-thla be "lie reign i Who will not yli his boots and soul. | For low and sordid gain? Oh. yea. there I r one here and there j In all the wide expanse— The man t* upright, stiaight and pur* j . Who doesn't set a chance! Thla human nature we sionaeas, i j All from a common stock. Acts In a way that really gives Itself at tlroca a shock. One man is bet'er than the rest Unttrhs, gets n chance; Then after enmo protests and doubts 1 He goes to Join the dance. I It may be there may be degrees. 8otne men pursue the chase. And others watt tilt it la brought . And shoved before their face; I ' Sin of toe head or heart. j They're all put up as Adam when | He gave the world a slsrt j That being so-Ior so It la j j ! Let's try to help the worl'd along I ' i By cutting chances down. Where men we love from politics ' I Would drain the froth and roam Let's make them honest ctlixens | By leaving theni at home. They Centrally Do. | "That man Is aui-b a nuisance, bang- j , tag around all the time." "What Is bis object?" "1 believe he Is conspiring to marry j me." I "But it takes two to inake a con- J ® 1 splrucy." | "Well, couldn't 1 help him a little?" . - Splitting Haira. "Is she a good cook?" I "Bridget?" "Yes." "1 dunno.'" "Why. 1 thought she was your cook?" "She is. and she may be a good cook all right, but she can't cook good." A Paradox. "Do you know Percy?" "Yes." "What do yon think of him?" "Well, he is rather an ornamental young pornon." "Yes, 1 admit tbat. But still he Is Just a plain fool." Of a Sort. "He has lots of pride." "What! That lazy Bill?" "Yes." "Well. 1 never saw any evidence of it" "Didn't you ever see bis bulldog?" Explained. "What Is the difference between ~ rheumatism and gout?" "The difference?" "Yes." "The difference amounts to what wine and lobster bills come to." What Ha Did. "Did you fall to succeed?" "Well, hardly tbat." "Nor "No. but I made a successful taS •re." The 8ure Way. "I have found my affinity at last" "What are yon going to do?" "Marry her. of course." "You must want to lose her." Ona Variety. "Tee, he was raised In a castle." "Bow Interesting! What castle?" "The forecastle."

New, Largest and best stock of Ladies Cjentlemen s and Childrens Shoes kt Less th dl'j j ii* • .. . _ _

lfv WfM B ■ w w VHK& % ■ whii will be sold at prices to 4ekr common Haying had many year, experience in rtn lugliiw^Ul.l _ unity to convince my ruatomermlhiat 1 ean aaD tha mk ji | Plates examine my stock refers buying nhialiain i i n i

00 TO T. H. TAYLOR'S CENTRAL SHOES STORE 1 For a'i kinds of Shoes for Men, Wanes ^ and Children i- f.j^i For Men we have King Quality. Qafltn, Crosaett jAbbett, Arnold, Taylor's 1 ripple Fit, and many others in High and Low Cuts, in Button, Lace and Congress, all .gathers, and Canvass, Leather, or Rubber Soles, For Ladies we have a big variety of (Wiles in all colors, Oxfords at A Punjj* in Canvass, White and Colon. ; Ail kinds ol shoe g. ods. A big variety of lacers and dressing Tie tilj Stoe Store ttat hes rejtir work !■ aU its kuke i Agent For Waldorf Shoes For Uen And Wnnen Wf" T. H. TAYLOR CENTRAL SHOE STORE Mi WASHINGTON STREET, Cift 111, N. I Opposite Reading Terminal, where all trolfeys stop Keystone Phone 138.M Be m. CURTIB 824 Delaware Are. C-.ye May City, Jf. J tumblng, Steam and fiat, ruling Jobbing t'rompUy Attended to Keystone Telephone 189 D j f.'ji . Wm. G. liLATrNEK, Geo S. Bennett jjj | BLATTKER & BBHSSIT W.»t Perry Street, Cape May, N. J. R MONUMENT':, TOMBSTONES | 1 Marble and Sranite Work, IFlaging and Curbing in Stock ami laid on short notice B New designs and estimates furnished on application j SOUTH JERSEY MARBLE WORKS o SBSraBBB5ASSB£ S &S&&SS&3E TffiHp. BEBCHBO ! • . -/ '

Everybody \ is i d tocompare THE CAPE MAY FARMSTEAD BY THE SEA wtth the leading Dairy and Poultry farms ol the world. Such comparison will establish its supremacy. No finer aggregation* of healthful, cheerful and well groomed cattle is j- ssiblc. No finer collection of Leghorns and Wyandottes ttl purer strains can be seen anywhere. The homes of these cattle and chickens are celebrated for their cleanliness a -■) comfort. Such a combination can but offer lo the interested public,, the most sanitar> and enticing products. One visit will rnor than satisfy the most fastidious. So please make he visit and compare us with other?. THE FARMSTEAD By THE SEA J. P. MACIUSSIC. Manager.

Real Estate and Search Company of Cape May County, N. J. Representing FIDELITY TRUST COMPANY OF NEWARK TITLES INSURED Searches, Abstracts ef Titles end Fire Insurance FARM PROPERTIES BOUGHT AND SOLD Offices: FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, N. L