SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7. i»i4. CAPE MAT STAR AND WAVK

WPE.MAY STAR AND WAVE Ocean Wave Established 1S5S Ear of the Cjfae E*labll«he4 ISjfc ■rem In Star and Wave 19»7 ROBERT E. HAKDU President. SAMUEL F. ELDREDGB, Secretary and Treasurer ALBERT tR. HAND. General Manager tt'-wZ. — ~~ Bonhs close Thursday even 1 has. Out «t town circulation delivered Saturdays. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, *1.00 PER ■TEAR IN ADVANCE This paper Is entered r.t the posl•fflce as oecond-class postal matter. B BAR AND WAVE Pi -(LUSHING CO,, i ' tlS and *17 Washington Street. T THE PROPER WEAR. A BAGGY suit for the hall t,ame Is the proper t.'tias- • veeu: ■A duck suit for the hunter. - For the golfer u suit of ureea. A canvas suit for the artist. Wilt: top eout«f pant', of course. While people " SO to Heno Should tvvar a suit lor divorce. A suit of lively color For the subway— crush bat to boot ■Ove rbaols" for the policeman When of burpisrs hi pursuit. One's strong salt at the whist cams Ss the suit that should be shown; The barber should titers In mohair. fcawn should be worn by the gardeners Broadcloth the fat should don; The lit (led sl.&ul.l wear a damage suit. A suit m.-dc oul of cashmer* ■"or bathers the close of evening And lor authoresses print. -II. .Men Irsoicript m A Giveaway. Three people (iu?r«:rd » yowiled car. 1 Somebody gave the uomsi s .scat, but ! the man nucl the sf.v..I! V-v had to, ■taud t "Come, sit In mamma's Ian. darling." i Darling didn't v«iih 'u pis in laauiBl't lup. Up preferred to le*u u gainst the man's legs. "Then give nte thb bundle." The man passed !!ie wo:_sn a pickage tluit looked as if ll might be nhirts trom a laundry, uiili a bulge o a top. The shifting of the bundle from the man to riu- woman reminded the small boy of something import nut. "Say. pop. what dldjcr do with the bottle of beer?" Everybody knows how the man lookad as he admonished the boy to keep quiet. And anybody who is on visiting terms with n small boy ku'-ws exactly bow be got back: "Well. I know I mustn't say nothing Abont the botfte of brer. but where did yon put it. pop— huh v~ The shrill treble had captured attention. uud tlio 'passengers awaited pop'9 reply. I'op evaded details by staring absentBlind etily toward lite window. Mo In mil tuoked rebuke nt darling. And darling git zed with sudden know. Inguess nt the bulgy in the bundle on Bot^d the passengers.- lJoflou Herald. Work of Necessity. The other Srnti..y two uinall boys Were Industriously diagiug iti a vacant Jot when a man who was passing stopped to give them a Icctire. "Don't you know thnt 1t is a s'.u to dig on Sunday nnn-as it lie a case of Becesxlty?" asked the send man. "Yes, sir," timidly rep'ied one of the boys. "Then why don't »n;t stop it?"' " 'Cause this Is a case «-f necessity." KgSplW '.he Utile philosopher. "A feller ,-nn't flsh without bait.' -Pittabargh Chronicle- Telegraph. Children Cry FOR FI ETCHER S CASTOR I A What became of ItT "Want more string?" said Mrs. Hopper us she drew her arms out of the Washtnb "Anybody might think t Was tnnde of String, the way you go an. Why. 1 gnre you n groat, long piece of string only "yesterday. Can't think what you do .with nil the string." "Well, mother," wild Dick, "I know What 1 did with that piece. First yon took half of it back again." "I don't want no impertinence If parcels have to be done up whose ; fault's that?" "Then Tom took half of what was I left to go fishing for stlckiy backs in j the canal, where there ain't none." - Tom's, your elder brother, and it's I your place to give way to him." "Tea, I dsre say; but It didn't leave j much, and rather took half of that to 1 Biend., his braces ( what be broke , througb laughing' at tlie motor acci- : tent, and. aister had . tbree-flf tlis of What was left after to tie her bair * back." I "Ah. but what did yon do with all . thereat?" "All tha^rest of It! Why. there Wasn't but hifie Inches left to myself, ! and how was 1 going to make a tele ! phone of that?"— Loudon Strand. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury of 'snSll'^and completely dirange tho whole Oystem when entering it through • the maoous surfaces. Such articles should 1 fnin'rcmitable1 pftrScSans!^ MBthfa'daniagc J they will do Is ten fold to the good you j can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured hy F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, O.. contains . no Biemiry. and is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surface* of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken internally and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Te»Snl# by Druggists. Price TBc per bottle. I Toks Roll's Finally Fills for ooasttpetloa. I

-j Why He Sold Coat He Had Intended for Newsboy EW YORK. — Stepping briskly In tht chjlly air of early momingTbut snugly wrapped in his great coat, a veteran commuter from Doaglaston. L L. pwsbov," an aged man who holds forth at Broaden euov, an agea man wno noios lortn at uroaoy

way.sr.d Thirty-fourth street, and whose bent form was shaking violently as he shifted from one toot to another at the intersection of the wind-awept ' thoroughfares. A light summer coat, with no waistcoat, was all the protection be had from the - cold. ( Certainly, "the man wore trousers, although the reporter forgot to mention It.) ' "Just a bit ohllly for you, old man," said the commuter,- with an undiscountcd note of compasi slon in his voice. "Yes. it is very, very cold on this corner." he returned In shivery tones The warmth of his big coat spread to the heart of the man from Douglaston. He had another overcoat at home, a coat he wore on country tramps and in bad weather. The election having been to his liking and everything «Jse In the world i J

all that he desired, he made up his mind to bring along the second overcoat' for the "newsboy" next morning. Carrying the coat on his arm. and choking just a little with the emotion that fills the breast of man when rendering a kindly deed, he debated how he I would give the coat to him without fallow or any chance of giving offense. "Not so chilly this morning." he said, "bty father cool yet, rather cool, , eh?" t j "It Is." said the newsdealer, "but probably not as cold here as it Is In o ; the country where you live. "We've had some frost out there, but none this morning." " j "We've known each other In a business way for several years." the aged man said with a smile. "But I haver knew where you lived." t j "Oh, 1 live at Douglaston, just 13 miles out- Best place on Long Island," ; replied the commuter, with the customary review of the species commute. "Douglaston? Why. that Is where my property is located." said the "news- . boy." "or rather. Douglas Manor. I like tha^ section best." B ! The commuter took his newspaper and turned toward Seventh avenue. , I where he sold the" coat to a second-hand dealer for *3. ^ An Opprobrious Epithet or a Delicate Compliment? PHILADELPHIA. — Michael Madden, patrolman No. 23, is In trouble. Michael was loosening th« roots of a trolley feed wire pole by leaning his 230-pound bulk against It. and lurnlshing Insplre'im -Rmirin. ? boy carrying a dead kitten by the toil, who was h "

f trying to Imitate the neat, professional way in which he- was juggling his club. Meanwhile he I was discussing with a friend of the female perI suasion the stale of health of his friend and her husband. Dennis' Planiiigau, since a little affair - that had taken place nt McC raw's place around I the corner: To. him came, as abruptly and vivaciously as a ■ . setting hen. routed from l-.er nest, another lady who shattered the surrounding atmosphere with an account of haw she hap just been -.robbed of ■ her purse by a man when* she pointed ou; scurI rying into Iho -crew d on jibe other side of the StreeL Michael calmly surveye-l her in the de- . tached. aristocratic way impossible to all save policemen and members of the British nobility.

and when she stopped jo gel her breath he sentemiously and authoritatively i informed her thai she was "talking- through her hat." What Lady No. 2 then t told Patrolman No. 23 is not set down, but probably it was interesting . Anyway. Michael Madden has been summoned to nppear before the board '■ of police commissioners. And the board doesn't nu.io know whai to do. ll i is trying to find out whether "talking through your hat" Is equivalent to an ! opprobrious epithet or is a delicate compliment to the language of a queen ; of tho hearts of men. , Light on Question of "How to Boat a Board Bill" INDIANAPOLIS. 1ND. — New light on the question. "How to Beat a Board: ' Bill," is furnished by the employment department of the Children's Aid as- 1 > socialion, which unconsciously was ma/le to be of service in a successful effort \ ' nf thnt kind

Iof Mrs. C. B. Collins,- <21 East New York street. ! was holding the suit case of a young French worn- : 1 an for the board bill of herself and fier uncle, a j gray-haired man. "You pay me the money and I will let you have ! the suit case." she told the young woman. j "I will get zee job and pay." was the young . woman's confident return . She was unusually neat and attractive and told . J the employment department of the Children's Aid ( I association, in the Baldwin block, that she wished I I a position as a French governess. ! . "There are not many such positions to be had. : but we will see what we can do." The young woman left and Miss Edith Spray ' ' put in calls to many North side families where a 1 i French governess might be needed, but without result Later in the day there 1

j entered the ofiice a ^ray-haired man carrying a grip, who said he wished a 1 French teacher for his children and could pay 38 a week and give the teacher , a home. The Collins boarding house was called and the applicant, nqt being at t homo; the .message was given to the woman who answered the telephone. : "Tell Miss we have a position for her and that she is to come here to- : j morrow morning and bring ber suit case prepared to leave if everything is all < right after Bhe talks to Mr. But the next day came and went and neither the French governess nor ; I her prospective employer appeared to meet and talk things over. Beauty'Stations Are Talked About in Milwaukee . MILWAUKEE. WIS. — It may be necessary to establish municipal beauty ! stations in Milwaukee before many days if street car crews, policemen and j the population of the sterner - sex are sincere in " me population oi me sterner sex sincere in

they don't want to be "real mean" or "Jorrid' j about it, but they declare this would be the onl; j means of satisfying the powder -draff, which the; i declare has become almost a public menace I Everything that shines has been used by the tat 1 sex as mirrors. "I had a woman in an electric brougham sto] | her car in the middle of the block not long sinci and congest traffic the entire block." said Cross ' ing Officer Johnston, at Grand and East Wate: J streets. "She calmly took a hand mirror out o her purse and proceeded to dab herself whili autos behind screeched their horns and teamsten swore softly. But what could you do? Our or ders are to be courteous, so I just had to Btanc still until that nose was powdered." A floorwalker In A Grand-Avenue store polntet

to a post surrounded by mirrors on each side. ' ±hat post," said he, "is the rallying point of J Ma of women' who scrutinize moat carefully every angl6 of j their face, and crtners must fairly ' wedge their way through."

. "| | :ir,c-i Organization Over. $43,8W,0M Have, Been Paid to Beneficiaries of Policies by The Predential in the State of New Jersey. | i • ;t . ''"ffrt I. " - -""jib, " -:j 1 | This large amount of Life Insurance money paid to the citizens of this State is a marked evidence of great foresight and wisdom in taking out Life Insurance in I \ • ' r fr Jip- \ The Prudential ' FOKREST F. DRYDEN, President f ,

j Estahlisted 1886^; T hooe CoccecficB ; THE MI Sid Ihe Standard Fashions Forjebmaiy, Ready Advance Fashion Sheet — the new Patterns for late winter as well as early spring. The Standard Spring tjiufrterly is also ready: Patterns, 10c aiid 15c each. , Standard Quarterly, 20c, including a coupon for one pattern free. Designer for February, 10c; ouevear subscription, 7ac; special, two5 year. 81. 00. 0. L. W. Knerr 518 & 520 Waahinijtrin St. C&pe May, N J. i NOTICE l:.\ Inc msde nrranc.-nienls with an ■ ■ of town Laundrj' t» do Flat Work, v.- - ill take your Bed and Table Linen a: r.Oc a dozen,. Including one Spread. Si usle nieces hi the following prices: spreads, ISc Sheets 5c Tii iile Clothes ............... Be up Napkins .....i ; "c Towels Sc 1 Roller Towels '.„ 6c. i-ll low Pases Sc i Bolster. Cases >••••■- Sc Blankets, double 50c •bankets, single ." 25c j r^t us clean your Sweater, Woolen Underwear. Silk Waists, Shirts, etc. I ALL Shirts Hand Ironed. TROYLAUNDRY ' Harry E. Balm, Proprietor 3 1 0 Decatur Street Cape May, N. J. ; Keystone Phone fOD. Est. 1905. j ! x — i SEALED BIDS Sealed bids will be received b.v City ' Council, for about Twelve Hundred I lliaeh Creek No. 1 Coal, to be delivered , quired. All bids !o be addressed io ] Samuel T. Bailey, care Thomas W. Milj let. Recorder, and must be in not later .than Tuesday. February' l'th. 1914. SAMUEL T. BAILEY. ; 2-7-21 Chairman Committee on ( Fire and Wateer. Pnrify uid I Wherever fashion froln ,-r_ I ics — at seashore or Ucautlly ■ mountain, you will find Tour I the popular, sure and I q, . I safe eradlcator of comH plexion blemishes to be Glenn's Snlphur Soap ProlecU | S-iSKSi'S: I, _ ■ ll= coolicg, soot limy, purifvtrMB ■ ins c fleets *re delightful and Sunburn ■ refw.h»t. SoMbTr>ruc.-«w . I Hul's Bair and Wfcidcer Dr« __ I Black «r Brawn, SRc. Windburn iBHBnBHHBmSE* J, S. Garrison, Watchmaker and jewcler. at 305 Washington street, Cape May City, is now agent for the Victor and Edison Talking Machines and Records, and the Story -and Clark Pianos. These goods can be bought for cash or credit. FOR SEEDS and Seed Potatoes, try the Eldredge and Phillips varieties. Advertise In the Star and Wave. r

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FOR SALE— 17 ROOM COTTAGE ON COLUMBIA AVE. A - BARGAIN, 80,000.' \Y. M. CASSEDY, 223 DE- : CATUK ST. Keystone 351X - J TOR SALE A desirable double dwelling on Frank- j t lin street, centrally located. Rents reg- I ularly for 821 per month. Large lot in | rear suitable for stable or garage. Gil- | . bert C. Hughes, fecalty, No. 214 Ocean j street, city. f : : — , I FOR SALE I, PHP. EE POy/.TRY FARMS— One 17 : acres! <J acres an^ 3 acres. Apply to J. H. Hughes 410 Washington street. POTATOES FOR SALE 400 bnsh&B ; iota tods, for sale. Price in j • lots 1 to 10 biii-liels, SO cents per bushel; ' i II to 100 bushels, 75 cents per bushel. ! . Cape May Farmstead. George C. Rea, ( n Manager. Both phones. s. 1 : n FOR SALE— -14 Voom house. - corner | . '• Mansion a nil" Berry Streets, large lot, | has a six Vnn'm liomo *n Te.ir. Trice I'. 205 it it y Street, Copy May. N. J. 102-tf J 1 I MONEY ; WILL LOAN MONEY ON FIRST MORTGAGE, r For Sale Cheap— Property near Beaeh, j j on Howard Street. Also first class : small farm property. Maryland Casualty Co. will go on your ' C f bond for small premium. ] I G. BOLTON ELDREDGE, j Merchants Nat. Bank Bldg. , 1 | _____ —

ESTATE TO BE SACRIFICED The best built 'cottages in Cape May. . Most desirable location, close to the " beach. Completely furnished, has 7 bedrooms, 3 baths, steam heat, laundry. i> tlie basement, gas and electric lighta, this cottage cost 820,000; will sell oa | terms to suit purchaser. SOL. NEEDLES, Cape May City, N. 1. , FOR RENT— Stable, 40x80, hay loft, carriage bouse with all conveniences. ; Whole stable will be rented or single stalls. On Chestnut street. Gilbert <X" 214 Ocean street. AGENTS WANTED AGENTS WANTED — Large -profits selling Arnold Dampers, saves one-third fuel. Arnold Damper Co., Nicholson, . Pa. 10S1-1-3-S WANTED . Six radical painters, steady work | for 111- season. Apply to A. C. Gilt. POULTRY SALE — White Plymouth . Rock ! eggs for hatching, one dollar per' setjting of fifteen. After September 1st, j stock for sale. H. C. Piers^n. corner i Washington and Union streets. 10 o-y NOTICE ~ RER60NS ARE FORBID TO TRESPASS ' ON THE HIGBEE FARM, UNDER THE OF THE LAW. ETTA H. GREGORY, MERRITT WILSON.

BELL 75 KEYSTONE 167-A I WM. N. WEAVER | Real Estate anc Insurance | j I will Buy or Sell Properties of every dcscrip- I / tion in any location in Cape May County. ■ j j COTTAGE RENTING j WILL BE A SPECIALTY j It will be to your advantage to list your [ Cottages and Properties with me for I am about I to advertise in the Philadelphia papers exten- I sively. If you will phone or write me I will be pleased to -call and make myself familar with I your property. OFFICE IN The Weaver Building 221 DECATUR ST. CAPE MAY a