" • " ' ' • UHWj Saturday, August 15, 1914. e*r* MAT 'TA* f* WAV! r *A6Bi»*Ny

DO IT ELECTRICALLY YOU CAN Wash Clothes. Wring Clothes Iron Clothes « House Electrically Cook Keep Cool Beautifully Illuminate as... \ 7 Let Us Show You 0«r Electric W&skert, which will despatch t large faodl) washieg without labor in a few minutes. Electric Irons — nothing gets hot but the irou. Sewing Machine Motors, which make sewing easy and rapid. Our New Vacuum Cleaner*, which weigh only a few pounds. Easily carried up stairs. Cleaners sold er rented. Toasters, Grills, Chaffing Dishes, Percolators. Fire less Electric Cookers. No wasted heat No soot nor ashesElectric Fans. Keep the air cool and fresh for less gthan a cent an hour. No cheeper coolness can be ht Qa r new MaZDA LAMPS. UniTersally known to THE LIGHT OF QUALITY. CAPE MAY LIGHT & POWER CO.

Women donl rtllk much " 8 TOlefcut the limit la . c*uUo» the other day wh °° 8 In Whitehall Inqn ,red *8 Bays water. She we a told itwaa throq-pence-half penny. - °nIy Uke. twc^ Pence." .he ..id t. . ,k* °onductor. " •he handed him a eh ,!"n*' y°n FJ8* break down." Thw * Pb" M*y jwwld hare given * r ,ln~ * 888 0,8 •wpresslon on that e. — Tlt-BiU. -- , ** • - A ou 3 "uul O.cM.1 been hiring * ftne bom*. I , to bay It, If be could in! menu to bar. It kept - grounds. He spoke to tta „culou<|_ who smiled and named a A , ^ ^ high .rate. * Excuse me. s*i* * inuiu *!■>■ • * '"J Idunt-ludlt J". for my boards— I m a J*w ' „ ^ horse ain't w Jew. too. ttl rranclaco Argonaut. r 9

New and 'Perfect World, t To put knowledge In the place ol 1 Ignorance, happiness In the place oi 1 misery. Justice In the place of wrong, J lore In the place of hate, harmony In t the place of Jargon— Is not this to » create a new world T— Charles O, • Amea. r k Very True. The Phrenologist— "Tea. air. by feeling the bumps on your head 1 can tell you exar'ly what sort of a man you are." Mr. Dolan — '"Ol belave It wud give ye more av an oldea I wot sort av a whim men me wolfe Is." ! I Reviving Asparague Perns. Should your aaparagua plumose r seem to be drooping, gtre It the sail i treatment. Sprinkle a half -Inch- wide i circle of table salt upo*. the earth near i the spot In watering, the salt Is eari ried to the roots. One treatment ta l usually sufficient to bring pronounced ■ Improvement In your plant.

"Since the telephones^ we don't seem sorfar apart." Ideal life is one-third sleep, one- third work and one- I third recreation. Get more of the Brat, if you can; make the second 1 as easy as possible j enjoy the third to the utmost An ot— — chat with the folks at home of with * friends or relatives in round-about towns, puts cheer into the week and makes for happiness all £ around. Ask the operator to tell you how really low is the cost When You Telephone, Smile! The Delaware & Atlantic TeL & TeL Co., _C."B. Smith, District Manager, nmn Mt Vernon and Pacific Ave^, Atlantic City, N. J.

Contingent Fee. The seeress— '.'You will soot marry a men with loads of money who will give ~'i a princely allowance. Two doll- ;>lease." The CNMnainr— "I'l pay you -out of the allowance. Good- ' by."— eveland Plain Dealer. Artistic Evsslon. They were two little children and they were painting pictures In their school books. One youngster finished a cow In bine, and then remembered never to have, seen a bine cow. "Never mind." encouragingly said th* other, "we will say the oow is oold." — Exchange. Mere Child's Plsy. "What's mil that cheering In the street?" "Don't bother, d eu. It's only baby Jumping off the roof with - 6 parachute." f Telling Her. * — - She— "What Is a dairy lunch?" H 4 _ —"It's the only kind of a restaurant where yon can sit opposite to a lady without paying for her food." — Harvard Lampoon. Smart Steel Trap. Flgg— "Wonder why people say as ■mart as a steel trap?" I never could see anything particularly Intelligent In a steel trap." Fogg— "A steel trap Is called smart because it knows exactly the right time to shut up." — Boston Transcript. \ ' Frequent Osculation. "Ah. Guatav. whenever yon kiss md I strike the. wrong note. The people below us beve already complained that I always plsy the wrong key." — I Munich Fllegende Blaetter. ~DsIly~~Thcught. A man makes no noise over e good ' deed, but passes on to another as a ■ Tine to bear grape* again in season. — Marcus Aurellus I Hard Necessity. * From a speech on the budget — We ■ must economize, gentlemen, cost what It may, we must economize. t CASTOR I A ( Tor Infants and Children. Thi Kind Yon Hats Always Bwgkt sST'.r?",

; BLANCHARD H. WHITE I r of Mount Holly. N. J. ' \ CANDIDATE FOR , Member of Congress r from Second Congressional District ' «>f New Jersey, subject to tiic decision of the Republican Primary m Sept cm- | ber. 1914. This a<lv. paid for by B. H. White. . Diabetes Loses Its Terrors SPECIALIST BELIEVES CURE HAS ' BEEN FOUND FOR THIS DREAD 1 DISEASE. Diabetes no longer kud be a terror to ' those wbo have become victims to this ' dread disease. As the result ef extensive experiments, ' e specialist announces that a simple 1 plant growing wild in Mexico, is a specific in the treatment of diabetes, quiskly reducing the specific gravity aod sugar, restoring vigor and building up the sysThis harmles; vegetable remedy should j relieve the patient < fids worst symptoms in the aggrara'ed oases, within a j week, and to prove it. we will mail a 50c 1 | package for 10c to help pay distribution cost, with free bookl-t of special value to the diabetic, contair - • latest diet ' lists and exclusive table >f food values, giving pereontage of starch and sugar (carbohydrates , in 250 different foods. Diabetol herb is sold under -guarantee of satisfaction or money refunded. Tell your afflicted friend* of this offer and send 10c to-day for a full slxed We package. Am a* Chemical Do, Dept., 444-C, Whitney Point, N. Y. You eon get Diabetal from funny's Fhai-acy, at the regular jna.

ANOTHER EASY ] VICTORY, 12-7 CAPE MAY FINDS THE NEW YORK 1 BLOOMER GIRLS EASY PICKING— I SCORE >3-7— MAIN LINE ALL-STAR ! [ WILL PLAY HERE TODAY. 1 The Cape May nine toyed with the J New York Bloomer girls yesterday in h heavy hitting game; score 12-7. An instance of bow the home boys played with the girls was shown when , Sbellrnberger fielded the ball, threw it , to Hoffman, who in turn retired the runI ner at, first. The lineup was fill shifted in tbt last inning as will be seen in the box soore. 3 .« 1st— Parker Hied to Hoffman. Andres I flied to Shield*, E. Fries went out' 1 Hines to OiCouwr., Kelley fanned,) ^ O'Connor doubled to left, Campbell was! safe on E. Fries' error, O'Connor scoring, Fleck singled to right, Campbell scored ; on an error by .Van Derburgh, Fish was . I safe on C. Friss' error. Fleck scoring, I Sbellenberger fouled to McGonn, Hofft man singled to left, Shields singled thru > short, Fish Was thrown out at firat by " 0. Fries. 2nd — C. Friss fanned, Stump went out Hines to O'Connor, Van Werald flied to Shelley. Hines flied to Parker, KelI ley went out C. tVias to E. Friss, 0"Con- , nor followed the same route.- ' 3rd — Van Deburgh flied to Fleek, Me- " Quillian . went out Hoffman to O'Connor. McCauu struck out. Campbell went out C. Frisg jo E. Friss, Fleck doubled I to center, Fish walked, Shelley flied to , Van Deburgh, Fleck scoring, Fish was > out for leaving second before the fly 1 was caught. 4th — Parker went out Shields to T) "Connor, Andres singled to left, E. J Vrisg walked, C. Friss singled to center. Andres was caught off third. Stump fanned. Hoffman singled to right. Shields fanned, Hines was hit with a pitched ball. Kellev singled to left, .Hoffman scoring. O'Connor doubled to center, Hines and Kelley scoring, Campbell fanned, Fleck wag hit with a pitched ball, O'Connor seored when Fleck stole * i-n nan, uconnor scored when neck stole

» x-eond. Fish fanrred. Atb — ' Van Werald singled. Van Deburgh flied to Wiley. MrQnilliar walked. MeGann struck out, Van Werald .-cored, Parker walked, Andres singled -coring McQuillian. E. Fries flied to Shields. Shelley singled to right, Hoff- ' man walked. Shields fanned. Hines walked, Hoffman and Shelley scored on an error by Parker, O'Connor was hit with a pitched ball, Campbell singled to 'C. Friss, wbo doubled Kelley up at tlth — ('. Kris* was safe on an error by SKelley. E. Fries was hit with a pitched bull. Van Werald fanned. Van Deburgh uent out Hines to O'Connor, Mr- - QtiillTHn flied to Kelley. Fish went oVit Andres t« E. Friss, Shelley singled to right, Hoff lira n and Fish were donMed np. Ttli — MeGann singled but" wa» out "Stealing, Shields threw Parker out at first, Andres was retired at first Shields . singled. Htnes walked. Kelley was aafej" on an error by Andres, O'Connor singled I

to center. Shields scoring. Campben I forced Htnes at the plate. O'Connor was thrown nut at the plate -on Fleck's: grounder. Fiali doubled to center but : was thrown ont ait third. Sth — K. Friss was safe ou an error, by Hoffman, but was thrown one at i second by Fleek on C. Friss' hit Stump] walked. C. Friss scored. Van Deburgh! and McQuillian were easy out. Shelley j ' flied to Van Debergli. Hoffman doubled j to right. Hoffman was out stealing, i • Shields singled to left, Hines fanned. j 9th — MeGann walked, l'arker flied toj Hoffman. Andres walked. K. Friss also j unlived. C. Friss forced Metiann at ; k home. Stump doubled to left . scoring ? three runs: C'omidine lifting the baffi well to the fene.-. Van Werald walked.} Van Deburgh singled. McQuillian forcr-d Van Deburgh at second. The lineup: ! " CAPE MAY r r o a e Kelley. If 2 3 2 0 0, Considlne, If 0 0 0 0 0| O'Connor. lh.e 2 311 0 1 Campbell, cf i 1 0 2 0j Fleck, rf. 2b 2 2 0 2 o' ] FisR. c. lb 0 0 4 2 01 Sellenberger. 3b. se . 1 2 4 1 1 j Hoffman, as, 3b 2 3 2 1 0! Shields. 2b. p 1 2 3 S Oj (Hines. p. rf 1 0 0 3 0 j Totals 12 16 27 13 2 1 | X Y B G rhosei , Parker. 2b 0 0 2 I 1 I 1 Andres, p. 3b 12 2 11 , E. Friss. lb 1 0 5 0 1 ; C. Friss. ss 2 1 I 5 Of Stump. If ^. ... 1 1 0 0 0 r Van Werald. rf 1 1 0 1 1 , Van Deburgh. 3b and cf. ' 0 1 2 0 0 r "Walsh, cf 0 0 0 0 0 McQuillian. p ...... 1 0 0 0 0 ■ MeGann, c 0 ' 1 11 I 0 1 Lummia, p — . 0 0 0 0 0 Totals 7 7 24 9 4 I Cape May .3 0 1 3 30 2 0 x— 12 N. Y. B. G 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 4—7

L. TYt If Av 1LI EXPEDIENCE REGISTERED PLUMBER WASHINGTON ST. CAPE M V, N. Keystone Phone 209 Y JOHN F. GORSKI bailor — ttcit to Dost ®ffice SUITS MVDE TO ORDER CLEANING SCOURING ~~ i PRESSING REPAIRING I CLEANING WHITE CLOTHES A SPECIALTY i * ■ ....... nij STOP AT CAPE HAY CHAIN & COAL CO. , NEXT TO READING TERMINAL For Feed, Flour, Seeds, Grains, Hay, Straw, Building Material, Hardware and Fertilizers. J- SIMKINS, Mum* Lifidfwpt Gardening ami Grading LAWNS - HEDGES - TREES Send for our representative and let htm show 70U how to improve your home grounds by the addition of a beautiful lawn shrubbery sad shade trees. All work guaranteed. We are the leading seashore gardening firm. Plants of all kinds for sale. Jennie courts made. New Jersey Lawn Co. Box 101 Cape May, N. J. MERION CAFE »rNsJ Director W. H. Stevenson of the Ackers' Balcony Restaurant, Philadelphia, will render musical selections every evening from 8.30 to 12.00 p. m. and every afternoon from 5 to ft p. m. Commencing Saturday, August 1st, 1914, the usual excellency in Che kitchen is assured. A. C. ZILUNGER Prop. DERR'S ICE CREAM Special Attention to Family Trade. Orders Promptly Delivered Factory, 314 Mansion St. Diniito Room, 313 '^■■KbSt01' TABLE D'HOTZDIWBSS A^PECIALTT

I ' _ Wife's Privilege. "Bach said tbat hla wife habitually j chastised him and that he could stand ; it no longes." This Is not a quotw tlon from a comic opera or a funny paper, but from a report of court pro . ceedlngs. The report proceeds: "Mr* • ■ Bach proved; however, to the satin I I faction of the court that she was fro quently Justified In administering cot* poral punishment to her husband, and 1 she was let off with payment of th* ; costs." — The Outlook. Her Reason. J Little Emma Blase — "T wish yws ; and papa would get divorced." Her Mother — "Divorced? Why. dear?" ' Little Emma Blase — "Little Myrtle ' Wayupp's papa and mamma are. and 1 she sees each of them six months In the year, and T don't see you and papa [j at "all. "—Puck. Encouraging Theory, ' ! The encouraging theory recently ad- ^ vanced that the mineral elements of ' the soil are Inexhaustible seems to be borne out by the fact that Chinese 1 soils are among the richest In th* I world after 4,000 years of Intensive A I I cultivation. y Pray on Qlpay Moth. A dosen or more different species 1 of Insects which are known to be the : enemies of the gipsy moth, have been , ] Introduced into the moth-Infested ter- ' | ritory of Massachusetts, and the outI look Is decidedly hopeful for the ex- ' termination of 'the pest. Trying to Help Father. Ethel was the six-year-old daughter 1 of a physician and often beard ber < father discussing the condition of his c patients. One night after her regular j 1 prayer of "Now I lay me down to 1 sleep," she added: "O, God, please , make all the aick people well and all ) the well people sick." 1 I ~ 1 I 50c and 75c Ptfpeteries have been re- ! dueed to 35c at the Star and Wave , r Stationery Department.

J.S. GARRISON Jeweler / Optician 305 WASHINGTON ST.

AGENT FOR TALKING MACHINE C*.

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HOW I SERVE YOU First. I will build you the beat boat "the money. Second. I will store your boat la myi enclosed boat house by the year or th* Third. I can offer you a choice of th* second hand boats and take your present craft In part payment on a new Railways on which to run boats. JOHN A. PHARO, 1101 Lafayette 8L. Keystone phone No. tlD. Nominating petition, extra large size, with affidavits attached, 10 cents each, at tl^C" Star and Wave Stationery Dept. Latest Post Cards 15 cents per dozen whUe^-they last. 8ta^ «rw? Wat>« Stationery Department.