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SHE PROBABLY HAD. Tt was the frst time that the polite little girl bad been on a vialt alone, and papa had carefully instructed her as to how she should behave. "Now," he anid, "if they rak you to dine with them, you must siy: "No, thank you, I bave already dined." It turned out Just as pape had antic» Ipated. "Come, Marjorie," hes little friend‘s father bad said; "you must stay and bave a bite with us." "No, thank you," eaid the small mies with dignity; "I have already L_... ellie Pan house watching us" Jinke-¥You fhok pestrle dread battered.

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Liem but I‘m afrald I could never make you happy. He-Oh, yes, you could. You don‘t know how easily pleased I am, Extreme One, Pa, what in an optimist?" *An optimist, tay son, is a man who es bope for the country no mutter ho is elected." The Reason, "Nervous exhaustion seems so prew ut just now." "Yes, since the automobile rame in people are a lot more run dow,"

More Shape, A boy was prevented with some oung guinea pigs by his fathers friend. Meeting the boy soon after, the friend loguired ubout the pets. "Well, Robble, how are the guinea pige getting on; are they in good sbape?" "They are fost the same shape, only bigger."-Osteopathic Magazine. _-_-___ Disappointed. Bride-Bometimes 1 think that you éon‘t love me ny more. I love you fust the love me nny more than you did and I thought your love would grow-boo hoo! What a Dreadful Mistaket Jack Pois-Sorty T. couldnt get home eariler, my dear. _ Poor old Pete Faraway is dangeronsly sick in bed and be sent for me to.come and pee him. Anyone here while I was et # His Wife-Only poor cld Pete Far away. He dropped in to see you. The Way of It. "That young man is very Mlogical about his preference for blondes of brunetten." "How do you meant" "If he prefer blondes, be keeps

are to brood ever such subjects. yea calle iy whe aut pretty well in froot. ‘Turn the canvas around and lot me see how it hangs in the back. Helping the Author. Jones-Well, did you gut a check from your publisher? Bones-Yes, just a card saying: "Give us a rest!"-Cartoons Mage nd Her Experience. He-I see where a lot of military prisoners have gone on a bungee atrike. She-I‘il bot nove of ‘om is mar: ried. Not Even Stardbd. "What remedy do you suggeat for our economie Mat" "None, I haven‘t even been able to discover an absolutely reliable remody for a cold." A Consideration. "Why don‘t you want Jibbet I mias he is a promising man for your — Rape ao, binidlinnilinbncancortedvaizatt eaition." That‘s Different. Victim-Gir, your dog bit me. Owner-You must pardon him, sir; this dog was formerly a police dog, aud has been trained to attack every auspicious looking character. A Painful Operation. "Did you bear thit our old friend Rad been superseded?" "You don‘t say sot Did they give him an anesthetic?" The Help There. "I suppose they wake up the oyster heds with sheets of water, Fomliicind does it?" "The mermaids, of course, booby,"

BINDING TT, *Woul jou like sme beko Ausd band‘s old elothes Undisputed Authority. Thot power in its studious plan May out great across, The fam! Bump. "Why did you turn out for that truck? According to the trafile rules you had the right of way." "Yes," answered Mr, Chnggins, patently. "But the truck had the right of weight." bndeathoband «ive auditor. "You never made a speech in your life without taking up » Dick-Because — they . usually "cut" you off in the midat of conversation. Cartoons. _--_-__ All After the Money. "Did you ever play cards for Lotus "Yos, but I found it unprofitable. Every other fellow in the game seemed to have the same ides." a_. Not A lect i cvecall express Ing your opinion of him to a police man when be pinches you for apeedIng." Enmmmvommmmmnnt LOL CIC ALT Ca Joo-What was the tenor of his tatk? Bob-There was no tenor to it; he has a bass volcs.

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