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II EUROPEAN PLAN HIDGWAY HOUSE ELEVATOR SERVICE AT THE FERRIES PHIfeADELPHIA. PA. Hoc *nd Cold Running Water in Each Room OPENING ; i — _ ; Advance showing of ' AUTUMN MILLINERY, FABRICS and TRIMMINGS THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY : AUGUST 26, 27 and 28 Second Floor Salon 1 7 BROWN'S 417 Washington Street Phone 67-R WORjT DONE WHILE YOU WAIT A. KENIG Electric Shoe Repairing Shop ILLUMINED HEELS ANY COLORS EXCELLENT WORK BEST LEATHER USED NEOLIN SOLES A SPECIALTY ALL KINDS OF FANCY WORK RUBBER HEELS ANY COLOR 105 Jackson Street Cape May, N. J. All Kinds of Polishes for Sale THE NEW LIFE VULCANIZING SHOP Rubber tire Welding and Vulcanizing— All makes of tires and tubes repaired to stand. TIRE LIFE MORE THAN DOUBLED We use the— ANDERSON MACHINE AND METHOD — Established in 1915 Tons on tons of pressure forcing the liquidized melted rubber and cement into the fabric to be cooked in._ The Anderson invention.- Not heat dried patching, but real vulcanizing— A real cure, inside and outside at one "''^Guaranteed not to lump, blister or pull apart— Our repairs guaranteed to out wear balance of tire. We do ribbed and non-skid retreading. A trail will convince you. Both Phones Broad and Jackson Streets RICHARDSONS'S GARAGE W. G. REDDEN, Manager e— — ===— =S^=^^=S^5==^============== | TEA ... I 9 will be served every afternoon 5j I at 4:00 in the 1 S LOUNGE OF THE gj I CONGRESS HALL I jfl A Dainty Repast Excellent Service ■ uj Fifty Cents Per Gecpm |jj M EM ORIALS OF BEAUTY AND DURABILITY Finely hammered, exquisitely carved and polished — lettered and finished according to your own taste. 500 MONUMENTS, HEADSTONES, MARKERS, CORNER POSTS, SILLS, ETC., ^ -fif 71 Ia TO SELECT FROM on display In our show yards HU at Pleas&ntvllk' and Camden. i They represent the largest and I r j finest stock of memorials ever I HI collected together by one con- V B I cern. They have been cut from \ M. / standard granites and marbles ' \ ^ I B / that were purchased before Z prices advanced to the present j . , i_ ■ ■ § WE SPECIALIZE IN DESIGNING, MANUFACTURING AND ERECTING MAUSOLEUMS, PUBLIC V AND PRIVATE MEMORIALS. 1

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RKPRKRF.KTATTVES O. J. Bammeil. Pres.. 117 N. Cornwall Ava.. Yentnor. for Atlantic CJty. F. A. U Hammell, Vice Prea. Abaccon. N. JT_ for Cumberland. Chpa May. i Burthkgton. Ocean and Atlantic Counties. P. Halght. Camilla. X- J.. for Camden. Salem and Qlouceatsr CounUea w. DtiDsIa Clayton. K J. far Clayton and vicinity. K a Hala CWrttea. Va. far State tf Vtrgtnia O. J. HAMMELL CO. il m

NEW LEAGUE 1SF0RMED WILL BE CALLED THE LEAGUE TO ENFORCE DOMESTIC PEACE AND BE DRAFTED AFTER THE MANNER OF THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS. HUSBAND, NOTICE The outline of a new league has drafted by an enterprising legisand its "fourteen points" are given below. It is hoped that the society will further domestic tranquillity. L Disarmament: Flatirons rollingpins and other instruments of warfare shall be junked, and all married couples shall live according to the rules of the ,league to enforce domestic peace. 2. Relatives shall not he invited except by mutual consent of both powers. d

2. Possessions of both partiee shall * be pot In n common pool, to be used i only by an unanimous vote. The old I i man shall not Bold ccfWBgfcmi'-rf * I salary on Saturday night and claim he lost H. 1 t 1 4. The husband shall notify the i , wife at once of all increases in salary ? and not kedp her on the old salary basis of figuring. This has been one , of the great evils of international ex- t change. g 5. Ports of entry shall be free. , _ The wife shall not lock the front door \ e and bade door and all the wind owe e when the husband is out late. May- _ be once in ten years there may be a valid reason for it. 6. The right of self-determination d shall be observed rigidly. Husbands e shall pick out their own clothes, and i- no man «h«ll be obliged to wear a pink necktie when he prefers heliotrope. h 7. All questions of domestic state !

tfedl to Xtted by rot. If tut rot, molts in tie the nt ter sh«U Die wife's ray. w ■ • r 8 Any husband who gets theatre passes and makes the wife think he paid |2 a piece for them shall be fined by the League of Matrons. 9. The League of Matrons shall meet once each year to help make the world safe for Laatri money. 10. No husband shall have any foreign possessions unknown to the other half of his sketch. 1L Taps shall be soon led at nine 1 P. M. 12. No wife shs,U give her' | husband's old dothes *he SalvaJ cion Army without having submitted - i the matter to a plebiscite. 18. There shall be no conversation at the breakfast table. Thousands . of domestic wars will thus be avoiled. n

' l» ft. JimS H»p?a^y il I » done alternately by thazp. J LIKE A FARM No sir, we don't suppose thai aaF* | , ithing like Walter Taylor's tm* • >3j , is often seen in this section. It If J nearly as long as some farms, an I has as much produce, and an equal variety. About the only difference If tint the stuff doeent grow t her* and it doeent stay long. e MILLINERY REDUCED All summer millinery reduced ber I low cost. New sport hate in mtla and other new metasiaL di MISS LOTTIE HILLMAN 2*9 Perry Street Is X Complete fee at women's colored 1. Baronet satin skirts at Tenenbaum**

r—<7?Zh/?— We believe in Barney Oldfield. We have always reasoned that Barney Oldfield — the world's greatest tire user — should be the man to design the superior Tire which every Tire Merchant wants for his stock in trade. 1 t "v.] So we have carefully watched Oldfield Tires since ,1 they first reached the market. t • : 1 1 j On race track, street ancl road, we have seen these1-' .. -• — Tires prove themselves true reproductions of Barney •• m-.j Oldfield's designs and specifications. And we have I seen the Oldfield Tire Company gain success and , - J prestige with greater speed than anything in the prior ^ , ,, history of the tire industry. - >1 So today we are proud to offer you these highly '-V.-! superior, speed-tested Tires. 1 -LJ * Our first shipment has already arrived. - 1 Come in and get the size and style you need. ^ WW?' CENTRAL GARAGE j DECATUR STRKT J1^R^