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. - t ' "" V Learning a Dangerous Lesson. "Make bay while the sun ahlnea," , quoted the Joyous philosopher. "It sounds like good advice," replied 1 Corntoasel ; "but scarcity, they tell uie. la the cause of high prices. | j Did It ever occur to you that the more | hay you make the lower the price ( you're liable to get for ItT" c Autocratic Inference. "I guess well cut out that line of speech," aeld Senator Sorghum, "about my being a public servant" "It la a good old phrase." "Tea, but tt has had Its day. Aa household relationships go Just now, claiming to be a servant sounds Just a trifle bossy." Sure Thing. "It- was a silk umbrella." said the hotel boarder, "and ft had a long rosewood handle that was hooked In the end." "Thafa nothing," aald the hotel clerk. "I had an umbrella with a gold handle once, and It was hooked In the end, too." Hit Knowledge. , While being questioned abodt her first day of school. Elsie, the small j daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Chauncy j Gelvln. confided to ber grandmother: "What bothered me most was that George (her teacher) knows so much more than I do." 'The Desired Quantity, j "Have you decided on what yon shall ry In your next speech?" "Maybe I won't make any speech," Aald Senator 8orghum. "So many people want to talk 'now that the surest way for a man to be popular U to help make up an audience."

NO D18LOYAI/TY ALLOWED. "Is Grace Jealous of her husband?" "Jealous? Why, on their wedding . trip she wouldn't even let him admire the scenery."

Aversions. Of all the kids I've known, Ill stat* These cause moat discontents. ^ The ones that try to Imitate The comic supplement. ' Woke Her Up. Mrs. Gotsum— Tour Johnnie haa 1 been fighting with my Walter and I'd like to settle the matter If I can. Mrs. Gotlots — I have no time to waste over children's quarrels. I am above, such trifling matters. Mrs. Gotsum — Very well. As soon aa your Johunle can be moved 1'U send him home on a stretcher. Substitute. The Doctor — What you want most la fresh air and sunlight especially sunlight. Get out In the sun as much as possible. = Mr. Thespts, the Star— There la not much sunlight during my active hours, but ru see that the electrician keeps the spotlight on me whenever I go on. The Alternative. "I never saw you so anxious to take any Job that's offered." complained Meandering Mike. "Well. It's this way," replied Plodding Pete. "I bate brain fag. Ifs easier to work now than it la to think up a decent excuse fur loaf In'." Sea Water Gold. "What has become of the man who had a recipe for getting gold out of sea . water?" "He succeeded In doing IL He gave up fooling with laboratories and took | over the bathing privileges at an + oceanslde reaorL" — Mistake*. "Even as close a s dent as you are may make mistakes." "Very true." said Senator Sorghum. "A man does very well If he only makes two or three mistakes Instead of making hit entire career look tike a prolonged blunder." . Another Effort to Explain. m -What do yen think canaea the high B* cart eg Uvtngr T»» many sh«gteg glapoelttoaa,lapttad Mr. Grewehar. "K.atyhady M trying is keop anangh manay an hand B gnat the Many JinanB ad imjhiB Wan."

p COMPARINE NOTEE. H|j "Ton got to use Judgment In 1MB j J same as any other," aald Ml 1 3 the burglar. 3 -WML" replied Claude the erneh»|l man. "I picked out one of the tafft | aafaa in town.- < "Tea. Aa" '-gM! s" atfW tee what! H • few bonds an' soda like. Don't yon j know food la worth more than money! j What I did waa to walk op on a back j perch, open a window an' help mysrif 5 to the contents of an Icebox." i A Favored Traveler. < "These toads are In a terrible eon- , dltlon." ex (aimed Mr. Chugging. j "You're lucky," remarked Fanner j OorntosseL "Moat of the antomobUea < who get thla far are so busy loo kin' for < a blacksmith shop or a garage that ' don't have time for friendly con- i venation "bout the roads." Conscientious Modernist "Gone to work In a boiler factory?" i -Tee." "Thought yon were going to devota yourself to music." "I am. What I'm after now Is some genuinely big Jan effects for my orchestra."

CAUSE FOR JOT. Bug Walter — Why so happy. MrSpider? Guest — I Just ftund a fly In my soup. Handwriting on the Tag. | "moving flnxer" writes, they say. We view the writing with a frown. Because It always reads one way. The price goe* up Instead of down. Mathematical Proof. "How do you know the fish you didn't succeed In landing waa so very larger' "Law of averages. You can see for yourself that all I actually caught ara little bits of fellows." Once a Week. "You say you have good references?" "Yes. ma'am. I have over a hundred splendid references." "And how long have you been In domestic servicer' "Two years, ma'am." Somniloquence. "A socialist Is, after all, something of a dreamer." "Maybe he la If so, he's one of those dreamers who talk In their sleep and make everyone else wakeful and nervous." Tastes In Common. -Those two students are well fitted for association.' "How so?" "One Is the kind that always calls a spade a spade, and the other is the aort who digs."

Held to Crude Methods. "Why did you become one of these ! tiaxicab bandits?" Inquired the philanthropic visitor. "Well, you see. I couldn't afford to have a taxlcab of my own and depend on collecting fares." A Palpable Hit. 1 hadn't been long married before i I was very much, struck with my wife's | management." "What struck you most about her gg ways?" ; — *Tfie rolling pin." ■ Character Reading. -That woman next door must hava great wealth and a lovely disposition." "How cdn you tell?" "She has managed to keep the same cook for six weeks." Economy. "Why did you wear your furs all summer?" "To avert some of the high coat of living," replied Mrs. Fluff. "It kept the moths from eating them."

GOING TOO FULB. "The cook puts a lot of herself late everything she does." "I wish she'd keep bar hair out of the soup." Difference. Opinion* differ, some declare. A bulldog la en ugly brute. And yet he bma edmlrem fnlr. Who mr that be la eweeUjr cats. -Spendlt lsAln e bed way aboat Ma -He eertatniy ta. He caat settle gown ear hi. old naa^eoat settle

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