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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING FOR SALE FOB SALE— Ford Coupe. $400.00 cash. Harold Oreinstein, 826 Broadway, Cape May, N. J. 11-27- lt-2107 ALMOSt NEW DOUBLE HEATER for sale. Store for rent. Apply 10 North St. 11-27-11-2106 * FOB 8ALE— One Horse and Wagua cheap. Apply E. W. Springer, Cap* May Point 9-25-tf-807( WANTED HELP WANTED, MALE — Whowaftti me? I have $1,000 in the bank My friends say I am beautiful. ! 7 am heartsick. Apply at the Palao Theatre on Monday and Tuesday December 6th and 7th. Roman ti> Girl. WANTED— GIRL TO ATTENI store and keep books, apply 8146 Sta and Wave office. 9-18-20 WANTED— Small Caldron, Wood or Coal Burner. State Price. Star and Wave Office WANTED — Woman as a Solicitor. • Apply by letter or in person. Star and Wave Office Salesman Wanted IF YOU are, ambitious, have a clean record, forceful personality and possess capabilities, it Will pay you to present evidence of these qualities to a Philadelphia banking concern which is seeking to add such a person to its sales force. This ia unquestionably a Big Opportunity. The business is dignified and renumerative. The man or woman selected will be placed under personal direction of sales executive under conditions which will assure immediate and satisfactory income. He or 1 she will be thoroughly prepared for f promotion. One who has a large i acquaintance in vicinity to be desired. WRITE a letter about yourself, stating what you are doing and have been doing — or call in person to WENDELL SOOY, Guarantee Trust Building Atlantic City, N. J. Lumber! Lumber!! Lumber!!! We are selUng out OUR ENTIRE STOCK of lumber consisting of N.C.Y. P., 6x6, 2x4, 2x6, 2x8. 2x10, 1x6, 1x8, 1x10, 1x12, from 8 feet to 16 feet long, all rough lumber. Also a large assortment of windows, doors, plumbings, pipe, roof paper, and many other articles too nnmerous to mention. Must be sold at once, at cut prices « from our wrecking job at Carney's Point. Phone 370-Pennsgrove, N. J. Stiidard House Wrecking Co. Magnolia St, opp. Lafayette School i Shell Road, CJfitNEY'S POINT. N. J. Dr. Clarence S. Eldredge oculist of Philadelphia will be at Cape May for the season. Those in need of glasses or having trouble with eyes days, corner of Broad and Third avenue. West Cape May. 6-22-20-tf-1755 can consult him evenings or SaturNOTICE OF SETTLEMENT Notice is hereby given that the accounts of the subscribers, as executors cf John W. Kimsey, deceased, will be audited and Stated by the Surrogate, and reported for ■ settlement to the Orphan's Court of the county of Cape May cn "the 29th day of December next, at which time application will be made for the allowance of Commissions and counsel fees. Dated, November 20th, 1920. AUGUSTUS SWAIN, LESLIE WOOLSON, Executors. Samuel F. Eldredge, Proctor. 1 l-27-20-5t-2105-P.F.$6.30 NOTICE TO LIMIT CREDITORS Eetate of George Ogden, Deceased Pursuant to the order of Harry S. Douglass, Surrogate of the county of Cape May, made on the 20th day of November, A. D. 1920, on the application of the subscribers, executors of said deceased, notice is heraby giren to the creditors of said deceased to exhibit to the subscribers under oath or affirmation their claims and demands against the aetata of said deceased within nine months from the lOtt day of November. A D. 1920, or they will he forever barred of any artfc* again* the subscriber*. Dated. N mil 20th. A D. 1MB ANDREW THOMAS SMITH. LITHHR CUMMIN GS OGDEN, — ''5S3&XS5.74W*

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THE UNATTAINABLE '■ ] t$npHERE'S a spot on my back. ^ ' A about the sire of e postage i stamp, that has been Itching all day." j > said the Tetlred merchant, "and It lias . - caused me more grief than the last j attack of rheumatism. I 'can't reach j I! with either 1 j

hand, and I have I been backing up I against every telephone/ pole and ] gatepost, rubbing ( like a horse with j the mange. A' j (nan of my social j And commercial /standing doesn't i 1 o o k dignified j while thus enj gaged, but when j a man's back L Itches, he has to defy the conven-

' can." "I can understand Just how Ht has r worried yon." said the hotelkeeper. r "The fact that yon couldn't reach around and claw the itching placewtth yonr fingers kept the matter fresh in your memory and got on yonr ' nerves. The pursuit of the unattalnr able always ts more Interesting to us than the easier work close to hand. - Yon had your whole person to scratch, and might have /bought a currycomb for a quarter, and had a good time, but 1 yon couldn't be happy until yon had ~ reached the one Inaccessible spot. g "A while ago I .imagined I had n heart disease, and went ajid saw the . doctor. He knows I have money tn the bank, and am considered good pay, «o he confirmed my worst feare, and made up his mind to have me for his - «tar patient, until one of us petered ■ 5ut. He threw an awful scare Into me. " »o that I went home sweating ice cold ^ tircus lemonade. r "He gave me some medicines and a r lot of Instructions. Among them was e one to the effA-t that when I went to . bed I should always sleep on my right ride. He cautioned me over and over • lgaln against laytngson my left side, e ind left the Impression that If I dls- . obeyed him. Td wake up some morning to find myself a candidate for a 3 oral horseshoe. "That matter looked easy at the . time, nnd T nssnred the doctor Td follow his bylaws to the letter. When ■ t went to bed that night. I stretched ont on my right side, and in ten mln1 ites I was Just suffering to roll over. • f don't believe I ever had such a , nankering for anything. It seemed to me the height of human happiness • would lie in sleeping on one's left side. ■» I followed Instructions for two nights. ind then I decided that life wasn't . worth snrh sacrifices, and I rolled over ind slept on my left side, and nothing r nappened. I was feeling better than asual next morning when I got up. u "Of course this experience lessened 8jmy confidence tn the doctor's lnstruc- | s tlons. and I concluded that if I was 1. going to sidestep the Instructions I might as well sidestep the medicines, too. for they tasted like low life In a Chinese alley, and I threw the whole >1 lot out of the window. Thus the saw- _ I bones lost his roost promising patient because he handed out a rule that wasn't strictly necessary. »■ "Speaking of the unattainable, do , you know what's the matter with Silas Furbelow? He has everything a man t could ask, a stranger in the town y would say. He has a beautiful home f nnd a wife who would be considered a success anywhere, and he has festoons ' of money where It will do the most good. 5 "Yet he has a secret sorrow. I - think he's the most melancholy man I ever saw. and his trouble Is that he ■ can't raise a good stand of whiskers. Nowadays, when whiskers are considered an infirmity. It seems strange that any man should grieve over such " a matter. j "He sends all over the United _ States for hair growers, and half the 0 time his face Is blistered or swollen, f and still the whiskers won't grow on - him. If some miracle happened, and n he woke up some morning to find his f countenance all covered with whiskers. he'd probably have them shaved off within a week: but because they won't j grow, he won'TT>S-h»ppy_tiIl he gets 1 them." , Weary of Whirlwind*. "You don't seem to like the idea of a whirlwind campaign." "I hate, the mere mention of It." replied Farmer Corntossel. "Maybe you'd find It hard to understand, never bavin' lived, as I did. in a part of y the country where every once In y awhile you have to get ont and run f fot'a cyclone cellar." ' Plenty of Tim*, d Teacher— What, Bobby, you say you h don't want to be president Of the >- United States? - Bright Lad— Not Juat now, thanks. « If It's all the same to you IM rather r welt until after a couple of MM olecy tlona.— American Lefjoo Weekly. >• Hie Week Ha*. - "Becste is saint to ten toanuj en Ter a week-end?" "Tee; in head's tew MHtefeW 4 Mk^M T n uiV i

UNCLAIMED LETTERS i ! The list of unclaimed letters remaining in the Cape May P. O. for the week ending November 24th, 1920, are ! as follows: ' Cape hart, Mrs. Mary , Hanom, Albert I Johnson, Curtis I Leon, Mr. and Mrs. Albert j Nickerson, Mis. In calling for the above please say

REDUCTIONS IN TRIMMED MILLINERY Women's, Misses and Children's, for the week of November 16th. AD good style and quality. $2JX) off on every hat next week. r . Lottie B. Hfllman, 209 Perry St.

jgjsegHgi Another Royal Suggction Biscuits and Cinnamon Buns From the New Royal Cook Book

BISCUIT1 So tender they fairly melt in ' the mouth, and of such glorious flavor that the 1 appetite is never satisfied. These biscuits anyone can make with Royal Baking Powder and these unusual recipe* Ejscuitg 2 cup* flour 4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder H teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons shortening 34 cup milk or half milk and half water fft together flour, baking 1 owder and salt, add shortening and rub In very lightly: add liquid slowly; roll or pat on ! floured board to about one inch In thicknesa (handle "• os little ss possible): cut with biscuit cutter. Bake in hot oven IS to 20 minute* ! P.oyrl' Cirnamon Buns r» cups flour t teaspoon salt 4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder 2 tablespoons shortening 1 egg U cup water $ cup sugar t teaspoons cinnamon 4 tablespoon* seeded Sift 2 tablespoons of measured sugar Willi flour. tub shortening In light y: add beaten egg lo water and add slowly. Roll out >i-lnch thick on floured board: brush with melted butter, sprinkle with auslns. Boll as for Jelly rol' : I cut into Hi-'nch pieces, place with cut edgea un 'on well-greased pan: j cprinkle yith a liltle^suminutes; renlpve from pan at«nck

ROYAL BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure Made from Cream of Tartar, derived from gropes. FREE Write TODAY for lbs Kerr Royal Cook Book ; contains 400 othsr recipes jut u delightful u tbeec. Address ROYAL BAKJVO POWDKROO. MS Fulton Street, Now York City

< T" South Jersey's largest automotive electrical repair shop An official service station for the repair and adjustment to DELCO, REMY, and NORTH EAST electrical systems is nowf located in Atlantic City. We are organized to take care of any kind of work with factory records on file t. and complete stocks of factory parts on hand. _ ^ This assures motorists, th* same kind of service they would get from the manufacturer. ALBERT D. MANNING Co. Automobile ElectM Equipment and Service Morris and Atlantic Avenue ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. [ - 11-27-41 1 ANNOUNCEMENT g | g 20 Per Cent Reduction Sale I g Great Stock Reducing Sale is now on. My g r w misfortune is your gain. having bought ^ | & an excess of stock and owing to the deO crease in the former high prioes, I am © § offering the public my entire stock of w ' g Men's, Btiy's, Ladies' and g ! § Children's Shoes and Rubbers, g , 6 Men's and Boy's g ! g Hats and Caps 3 § Men's Furnishings g 5 At a Reduction of 20 per cent. © 1 V This sale will be continued for an indefinite V g time. To proove to you that this is a bona g " S fids eats. I invite yoa to call and see for C !- 9 yourself. 8 BUY YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS NOW A ' i ^ J;

■ . = Fw Liir/iiiY ■ 4 iMery Service Station! |Mg oi}d Lighting- iptaf1 ■ W. STEPPACHER J [ Succetor to Tho*. E. Stewart. ^ ■ 217 Decatur St. Cape May, N. J.' ! Opp. Entriken's Gararga * ■ ■ A " ■■ ■■ ae« ■■■■■■ ■ ■■■■■■■ I ' » *1 Big Sale Coming 20 per cent off on nearly everything November 27 to December 11 H. S. RUTHERFORD'S ' 506 Washington Street Cape May, N. J. j :: S24.00 China Matting 116 Warp $19.20 I : 28.00 Water Power Washers 22.50 I : t 18.00 Hand Power Washers 14.50 I ! t 6.00 Bisseil Carpet Sweepers 4.80 2J0 Heavy Tin wash Boilers, No. 8 . 1.68 t 1.50 0-Cedar Mops . * . 1.20 ; Rayo Lamps Complete . " 3.60 Terms Strictly Cash Every Purchase a Bargain REMOVAL NOTICE Lenses Replaced Frames Adjusted Cape May Optical L. C. ASHBURN, Mgr. i Prescription Work Our Specialty Eyes Examined by Improved Method 324 Washington St. Cape May, N. J. P RINGS! The celebrated W W WJ Rings, the largest assortment in South Jersey. 5000 Beauties to Select From i Watchmaker Jeweler, in J Optometrist. VICTROLAS AND RECORDS J. S GARRISON 305 Washington St., Cape May Special Sale all This Month \ ENTIRE STOCK REDUCED l Finest quality Velveteens 36 in. tQ ttfi ( colors black and navy blae t***0 A limited quantity of hut frames end millinery velvets, i also a good assortment of velvet flowers, feather bund i end fancies at 1-2 former price. Big line of Boys' Huts ut $1.19 to $1.75 1 BROWN'S (| 417 Waahinftoa Street