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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING FOR SALE FOR SALE — Overland Touring car, closed top. Apply to Reuben F ' Reeves, West Cape May. FOR SALE — A new Briggs an Stratton Motor considerably belot sot. Apply Monday or Tuesday, ,S 11, or. 1 to 3. 915 Beach Avenue. Cape May, N. J. 16 " FOR SALE Four Touring Car, Dem. Rims, -ahd good Motor, J250. Ford Sedan, 1919, body and motor good. 6475. Ford Ton .Truck, body and cab. 6475.. Fo'rd Commercial Car. Body and . Motor O. K. 6276. FOCER A MECRAY, Cape May. F0(R SALE! — New Johnson Motor Wheel. -Cost 6150.00. Never used. •Sale, cash 6l'00 " Apply 1010 New York Avenue. 7-16-U-190 FOR SALE House and Barn for Sale — Situated at 351 Congress Street. Lot 50 ft. x 200 ft. 8-room house, city water and gas. Barn in good condition. Price . very reasonable. Apply Mrs. S. R. Goff, 909 Queen Street, Cape May. 7-9 4t-pd. WANTED WANTE® — School Teachers wanted in West Cape May. Apply to Theodore W. Reeves, Clerk, West Cape May. WANTED — Colored boy to do porter work ii) candy store. Apply at Petroffs, Beach Ave and Decatur St. 7-l61t-188 WANTED — A young girl to care for a child 5 years old and live in our home. Write 238 Congress Hall. 7-1^6-lt-184 WANTED— Cape May— Family of four want cottage or house for one month only at reasonable rentalsatisfactory references given- What have you to offer? Write at once, . D. M. 5613 Howe St., Pittsburgh, Pa. 7'16-2t-191 WANTED^-Furnished cottage al Cape May from Aug. 1st for about 6 weeks. Four or five bed rooms. Rent must be seasonable. Give details. Na- 192 Star and Wave. 7-16-3t-192 WANTED — -.Accommodations for wife, 2 children and myself over Sunday for 6 weeks from August l*t. Give -details. No. 193 Star & Wave. 7-16-3t-193 WANTED — Position where a big boy, 17 yeariMjId, can /make himself useful. HasTrad-two High School years at first-class preparatory school. One summer's experience in meat shop. References. Address Star and Wave, No. 189. ■"7:16-11-189 TUTOR — Instruction in Mathematics, Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry. Best references. "David Kelley, 509 Columbia Avenue. 7-16-2t-188 ATTENDANT — Young woman wishes care of child each afternoon. Ap- 1 ply Np. 186 Star and Wave. 1 T-16-U-186 Ii LOST LOST— A ^mall Diamond Crescent Pin- 'FincTer please return to 1317 11 New Jersey Ave., Cape May, and * receive reward. 7-16-lt-194 | Dr. Clarence S. Eldredge, Eye Spe- j ° cialist, of Philadelphia, will be at Cape May for' the Season. Those in need of. Glasses- or having trouble <> with their.eyes can consult him Even- ; " imrs and Saturdays, Broadway and , Third Avenue, WeRt Cape May. I .520-5-21 -tf „ PIANO TUNING. Prof. C- Walter Wallace, Organist n of the Libertv Theatre," will tune and repair pianos ott short notice. Work .Guaranteed. Phone Liberty Theatre, either 'nhone. • - 6-4-tf-673 The man without a definite aim k> Hfe is helplessly disabled. Money has Ks proper place and is a staunch friend in times of streas. Start-now with the S«urtty Trust Co- - n gSofne people are- like e mptor fireengine charging. thru crowded streets taking a chance of killing someone in .order to save half a minute iff getting to some false alarm. 11 a

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'■ The Catch. t A man remarked that he came from - a very large family. . "How many of you at\ there?" he d was asked. "Well," there were ten of us boys," he said, "and each of us had a sister." "Good gracious I" exclaimed the '■ other. "Then there Were twenty ofyou?" d "No," said the boastful man, "eleven." His Honor's Gums. • - In Ireland some years ago an Irishr American was brought np before JusI tlce Barry on the charge of suspicious j conduct. The officer who arrested ' him Htated, among other things, that ® ha-^vas wearing a "Republican hat" "Does your -honor know what that is?" asked the counsel, i "It may be." responded the Judge, c "that it's a hat without a crown." I * ■ B That Would Be Enough. A gentleman took his little daughter to a toy shop to buy her a doll. . "Now, what sort of a doll would yon like.. my dear?" 'sold he, as a large as- - sortment was placed on the counter by the shopman. After soma hesitation thfe little girl replied : • "I think I'd like to have twins, » please." ) i-* t Most Llksly. "Well, at any rate," remarked the flat dweller. 'T don't hnve to pay- any r gantxe bills." "Ho4r 'much Is your rent?" "Three little . rooms and a trick • kitchen cost me $100 a month." , "Don't flatter yourself. Some ofi that money helps to pay your landr lord's garage bills." In Doubt. "Is this letter Intended to convey gratitude or what?" "What does he say?" "Thanks me for passes to the racei track and says he lost $40." Suggestion Ignored. "The Information that D'AnnnnzIo was going into a monastery doesn't ' appear to be verified." "That wasn't Information," rejoined Mlas Cayenne. "Thnt was s hope."

WILLING TO DIVIDE THE 8POILS } Teacher: Who drew that picture . of me on the blackboard? , Bobble: Pleaee, teacher I did. Tommle bet me a penny you wouldn't ' recognize It. an I'll go B040 If you ' won't, wallop me. Picture and Frame. 1 The opUmlet doth try to wla t Contentment for mankind. e By enaklng Hfa a picture tn , A tilled frame of mtnd. Inviting Cetnparlaona. ' "How did the book revlewera handle , e your latest publication T ' "Aa usual," replied the patient ea- ' thor. "Tbejr showed how much better | hey could have done the work If they I J happened to think of undertaking . It" . " F With Malice Prepense. .!'■ "Oook reft, eh?" "Ves. she was too good. During the , '' uiontli she whs with us my wife ; '' gained 20 pounds." "Where is she now?" '' "My wife managed to work her off *' 1 n woman she detests." 'J The Drawback. ."There Is only one reason I know ! of why a woman doesn't have a say i ever.vthjng^ going." "What is that?'' "If she's dumb." ** i : v Appearances Deceiving. " "What's, the fare, driver?" , ''"Five dollars, sir." J "No, It Isn't. Here are 62. I am nqt such a fool as I look." tto, sir. I wish you were, sir." K Typical. * Mr. Henpeck— I'm it submarine. . . Mr. .Tolllboy— What do you mean?" K "Why, In the sea of matrimony I'm a usually kept well under. , K How Some Americans Feel. j "So you want to g<» abroad?" „ "Yes," said the disgruntled citizen. 0 "Any particular destination In g mind?" . „ "Nope. What's tljo. nearest place?" — p; Something to Be Thankful For. ' "Pa. somebody 'litis stolen our auto I" n "Well, let's be thankful tbere wasn't more than a gallon of gasoline In It, B anyhow." 9:

SEND JERSEYMAN TO MAJCEREPORT State Secretary of the Near East Relief Ordered to Armenia to Survey Conditions. SAILS FROM N. Y. JURE 30 8tate Executive Committee Acts to - Bring First Hand Knowledge to Contributors Here— Expenses of Trip to Be Met Prl- > vately » To get first liantj reports. on conditions In Armculu the New Jersey State Committee of the Near East Ke- - lief has authorized lta secretary. Julian Zelchenko to make a trip to the » Near East this summer. He will sail from New York on June 80 and Is expected to return In September. Tbe

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' state committee of which Former Governor William N. Itun.von Is chairman • und Frederick Frelinghuysea Is treasurer Is especially anxious to hnve It known Hint all expenses of Mr. Zelchenki'8 trip will be met privately* by a member of the -committee. The Near East Relief Ims'been raising money. In New Jeigey for more than three years and before the state committee 'commits Itself to a budget for another yenr In support of the i ten ihcsuapd Armenian orphans | "udopted" by the j>eople of the affite it has been decided to send Mr. ZelI chenko to make a survey. The state committee of the organization Is com ! posed of hard-headed business men I and. like other contributors, they want to "know how .the money has been spent and what ore Jlie chances of the- Armenians . becoming self supporting. ; 'The Truth About Armenia i "If conditions are hopeless I will' tell you so. upon my return," snld the state secretary In accepting the mission. J "On - the other hand, If I find that children are still starving, mothers are still wandering over the plains from one orphanage to another tn^senrch of their Infants torn from , thero by the Turks. I will say so when I come back and will apja-iii to -the people of New Jersey for support worthy of the cause." The trip Is not without Its dangers i for part of it will be In the territory , still bald by the Bolshevist", who are • not friendly to the American relief organization. It Is to places Ilka Bbtum and Erivso. recently wrecked by ths bortea from Rossis, that tbe sec- ' rotary/ win go, for little word has from these places. The result . of th# survey will also be made known . the national headquarters, j Mr. Zelrhenko. although making his jtoxse In Newark, where the state o<0<> ot the organization Is located. Is .well known throughout New Jersey. the Inst twe years, during which t time be has been sta'te secretary, he , j line gone np and down the state speak- ( lug hi hundreds of churches and be- - fore many other kinds of audiences In j behalf of the Armenian orphans. He « often asked If he is an Armenian " for he tells the story of their suffer- „ Ing with unusual fervor, but it Is he- ■ cause he. too. knows what privations , mean thnt he Is able to feel for those . Oppressed In Bible lands. An Immigrant Boy His career lias been unusuaL JB? | Mime here from Russia, an Imihigratlt alone— at the age of fifteen. | Without friends 111 this country he | itarted to learn the language of his t idopted land throiigli selling news- s it? the streets of New York. After his day's work was done he went to night school, .and continued to do so for several years. His first regular Job was that of j ifflce boy In a Y. M. 0. A., where he t rose to be general secretary. Then r Americanization work, an activity which had appealed to -him through „ als own experience^ demanded hi; at- c ientlon. He was a pioneer in this c work with the Y. M. C. A., and Intro- t luoed a course In English for forelgiitpenklng people that Is In use today. ability to spedk Russian and the igngunges will be of grdat lervlco In ths Near East. I During the summer he w?nt with the Near East Relief and "ptft on n novel ( ippeal In the Cutsklll mountains. „ raising $75,000 there mainly through \ his personal appeal to the hotel guests, i Since that time he has been secretary * #f the organization In New Jersey.

made famous by th0reau , -Beautiful W a Idee Pond Chiefly Noted •a One-Thee Heme of the Noted Philooopher. l For some two years and three 1 months Tboreftn lived beside Waldeii pond, and "Wajden" Is probably the best known and characteristic of hi* works. At what time did Jhe era of . snobbery in nomenclature begin In Massachusetts and turn so many good old ponds Into "lakes"; Walden pond ' was duly made "Lake" Walden. It Is about a mile aputh of Concord and must look as Tboreau used to see It/ remarks the New York Times. The scenery of Walden Is on a hum ble scale, and, although very beaut!r ful, does not approacfi to grandeur, nor can It much concern one who has not Jong frequented It or lived by Its s shore; yet this pond Is so remprkable j for Its depth and purlky as to 'merit a f particular description. It Is a clear ; and deep green well, half a mile long and a mile and three-quarters In circumference, and contains about 61% scree-; a perennial spring In the midst of pine and oak woods, wltKout any visible inlet or ontlet except by the clouds and evaporation. The surrounding bills rise abruptly from the water to the height of 40 to 80 feet, though on the southeast and east they attain to about 150 feet respectively within a quarter and a third of a mile. They are exclusively woodland. FOUNDER OF SUNDAY SCHOOL Robert Raikea, to Whom Honor Is Oerv- - e rally Given, Said to Have Borrowed the Idea. Robert Ralkes of Gloucester Is often set down as the founder of the Snndny school.. writes an EugUsh correspond- . ent, but nothing Is heard of Emmanuel TWynnlng. the shepherd of Magpie Bottom, Slu'Piiscombe. Gloucestershire, from whom Koikes got his Idea. Mag-, pie "Bottom Is a beautiful crinkle at the edge of thij Shecpscombe, where the laig- departs dowr. the valley, at last reaching Gloucestershire. The young man nlnst hnve been up here to take a. service; At any rata, as he went by Magpie Bottom /here was Shepherd Emmanuel Twynnlng In that thyntescented little paradise, with a ring of children round h|m, explaining perhaps pastoral parables of the "New Testament. Master Bob Ralkes stopped. » perhaps joined In a hymn an J talked to the shepherd, asking him how he "went on" when the weather was not so favorable. He was told lhat on wet-- days some handy cottage sheltered the class, and that, come wet or fine, there wns a class every Sunday. During the walk back to Gloucester the thought took root and. without I the thyme and the marjoram and the Inconsequent chirruping of grasshop- ' pers, Robert took up Ills shepherding [ In the dark streets of the cathedral i , city. Men of Great Height Siprles are common among the lower clvlllted peoples, as well as among I savage tribes, to the effect that men. | , have lived whp have measured 15 feet in height. Og. king of Bashan, Is said | In Deuteronomy <3:11) to have been ' the last of the giants. His bedstead J of iron was nine cubits, or between 1 U and ' 13% feet In length. Pliny I - mentions the name of an Arablau j giant who measured 9% feet, and also speaks of two others iwho wore ; ' 10 feet In stature. The following ; list of men whose real height Is well known shows that It la possible for ' Individuals to go far beyond the aver- ' height of the human species, which Is 65 inches. Magrath, bishop Berkeley's giant, ■ ninety-two inches; Patrick Cottar i (1761-1804), or O'Brien, 90 Inches; , Ohgries Byrne. Irish giant, 100 Inchee ; i Toplnard's Kalmuck. 100 Inches; i Austrian (died 1887), ( 103 Inches; Toplnard's FUftnrxkr, 112 Inche*. , . i Riches In Old Stockings. "To my sister-in-law, I bequeath ' four old stockings which are under , bed to the right." So run; an Item , In the will of the famous old miser, , 'To my nephew, Tories, two | more old Mocking* ; to Llent John , t a blue stocking and my red t clock ; to my cousin, an old boot, and red flannel pocket ; to Hammlck, my Jug without Or handle." According to | this anybody can write a will, for the { poorest of us have old stockings. In ■> tbe Story of Tdianr, however, Ham- , mick kicked over the Jug and found ! to be filled with gold pieces. The e old stockings were crammed In a slm- r way. There Is' the. famous clanse j Shakespeare's will reading: "I gyve i unto my wlef my second best bed, t with the furniture, and nothing else." j Arboreal Fiction. "Wbat kind of a tree did Thomns j hitch bis florae to when he | 0 rode 'tip to the cnpltol to be inaugu- ! r rated?" " 1 "I suspect," answered Senator SOrghuin, "that It was a chefrj tree ; .one of the same kind George Washington chopped down when heNras a little r boy." * ; — ; — . a The Censorad Public. 0 "What kind of a play did you see 1 last night?" "One of those plays," replied Mlse "which- we hnve lenrned to see without a blus'b and whlcll if would' -be considered . highly Improper describe minutely -In . yritu or con- r versatlon." 1

PRACTICE OF ECONOMY i R SQUILL, tbe druggist, la a"1 selling sdme. wonderful liquid poraclalp, and I~ think we ought to have a bottle," said Mrs. Jamesworthj* "There are a dozen things about the be greatly imDe greatly im-

proved If enameled. The bathtub. for 'instance, la a disgrace, aa mp« of the white coating has disappeared." . "People who don't like our bathtub doit'r need to wash themselves in It," replied Jamesworthy. "It's a. gdod enough bathtub for ahy reasonable person. Of

liquid porcelain on It, as a measure of . economy, but, like all your retrencb- ' ment schemes, It would be a fizzle. The porcelain would never dry, and the first time I took a bath I'd get my person covered with It and would have* , to go. to the taxidermist for relief. "Last, summer you had another great scheme for saving our hard-eBraed d0ublooti8. You pointed the lawn swing and never said a word to me about it. . After dark, I took a seat. In tbe swing, to rest my weary bones, and when I wanted to leave It,- 1 found I couldn't. V stuck to that swing like a two-cent stamp to a dunning fetter. The neighbors had to come over and pry me loose with spades and things - before I could get away. My raiment was ruined, and It was a salt I had worn only three seasons. You explained to me afterward that you thought yon'd be saving money by painting the swing yourself. Your passionate fondness for the kind of economy that Involves spending money has brought these gray hairs to my sideboards and made nie old before my time. "There's only one reliable way to save money, Mrs. Jumesworthy. Salt It down. Put it In a tin can and solder the lid down' tight. If you go to tbe druggists and grocers and hardware men, and ask thein how tp economize, they'll try to sell you something that will put you In Easy street. I don't I blamw them for It. They are In busi- | ness for the purpose of selling things, ! but no sane woman would accept any i one of them us" her guide, philosopher 1 und friend. In matters of retreuch- ! "It was the druggiBt who' sold you ' five gallons of his patent disinfectant, | telling you tliat you might save vast 6ums of money by having It on- hand, i There was a contagious disease in : town then, and the druggist pointed j out that people who had- the^llseaac | were alnmsf bankrupted by the ef- ' In" case the disease was headed In our direction all we had to do ■j was to use this disinfectant and 'we'd I be immune. Tbe disgusted malady ! would turn In Its tracks and bike away i In some other direction. "Of course, having the disinfectant on band, we were suffering to use it, and when you heard that a man In the neighborhood bud the heaves you concluded It was time to get busy. You sprayed tbe bouse with tbe stuff, and you know wbat happened than. We had tb borrow a tent and catnp oat on tbe lawn for a week. The aroma Infesting the honsa was so strong that the clock stopped and all our priceless oil paintings turned black. / "Nobody could enter the house without wearing a sack over his head. It rained all the time we were 'camped on the lawn, fffctl we all caught the champion colds of our lives. It was a | week of Unadulterated misery, and It "ths result Of your determination rave money by every expensive The only comfort or pleasure got out of the whole business was derived frOm twisting the druggist^sjtose and telling him what I thought of hhp. 'The grocer told you last faUtfcat you might save fiilnilini mumiiii i TTmiii i several bnsh.els oytmuatoes, and eight dozen glass Jara, and endless quantities of spicesjhnd vinegar, and making your own Jptchup. You made Mrs. Jameswonuy, and It all spoiled. 'We bnried It darkly at dead of night, the sods with our bayonets turnIng."' , "Yon think you re smart, don't you 7" Mrs. Jamesworthy, petulantly. In the Oil Belt. "What is that man drilling?" I "A wildcat well." "If hestrtkes'u run of wildcats there ought to be good money In selling their pelts." Wealth o'f Vanadium in Peru. Ninety-five, per cent of "the total known vanadium In the wtfrld la. represented In the deposits of the famous Minas Ragra, in Peru. There In supposed to be In sight at this mine of 26,900,000 pounds metallic coni An Audience That Muet Stay. | "He wants to be a' lawyer." J "Why?"" ' "Says It must be fine to - have 12 'obliged to stay In the room and f listen , to him make a speech."

Others shall take patisooa. oaorag* to their heart and hand From thy hand and thy heart Und thy And God'a (rice fructify through thee to aJL — E. B. Brownie j. SPRINGTIME GREENS. There are no appetising, ttlm- ' Mood-pnrlfylug substances

grown than the early ' spring greens, and every family should Indulge as freely as possible In them. The piquant ap- N ' pe tiring water cress may'" > be found early along streams and running "brooks. Dandelion greens may be procured in aloiaj De procured in al-

most any plot. of ground ; pepper grass and mustard should be sown early so that It may be Used with lettuce as salad. 8plnacli. chard and sorrel, as well as other weed plants, are all wholesome cooked for greens. A platter of lamb chops garnished with a generous border of water cress may be eaten with only 'a sprinkling of ralL Dandelion greens found under leaves or pieces of wood are white, tender and, especially dellclons dressed with olive oil and vinegar with a bit of chopped otuuu. The tender young onions (the raultl- " pliers), are the earliest, full of mineral salts and vitamlnes needed to tone np Ui« system. The poke In the South, the milkweed stalks. Just as they appear, make most delicious eating; far asparagus .lovers the milkweed makes a dish which will appeal,- for it Is very similar to It Ijock and wild mustard make very good cooked greens, while the sheep sorrel, so common In* field and pasture, Is another. For ft simple lettuce salad there Is no dressing which can take the place of tie "French dressing ;.but one which has the French dressing for .a. basis with other highly seasoned vegetables will make a pleasant variety such as : Springtime Salad. — Arrange a salad -» bowl with well-washed, crisp green water cress; sprinkle over It three or more tablespoonfuls of finely minced green onions, stems and all. Garnish with thickly sliced red radishes and serve with a well-seasoned French dressing passed, with the salad. The blanched leaves of early dandelion may be used lis place of the water cress, making a most attractive, and tasty salad. vctiB. "Would yon care to make a few remarks before w'e spring, the trap?"/ asked the sympathetic sheriff. / I "No." replied'" the' condemned . man. "I'may have- my faults, otherwise I wouldn't be" here, but trapdoor' eloquence alwa-yfi did offend my Idea ot the fitness of things. Resides., a number . of newspaper men are present. They would certainly take down anything 1 said, and If they got It wrong after the — er — ceremony I Wouldn't l>« Tn a position to claim that I was misquoted." -v. y Getting Practical. "You know Bonbins, tbe tenor, who . used to sing to Miss Skeezlcks that . every morn be would bring violets?" "Yes; (Jld her "That's what he did, and they got married and now th^'re living tn the country wffere every morn he has to bring her two buckets of water and help wipe the dishes." Business. "I was surprised to see you tn conversatlon with a notorious gambler," remarked the ddmlnlo. "Were you aware of his gehdhil reputotlonr "Most uhdouhtedly." replied the deacon. "I was trying to find out where 4o cash. In the various poker chips I find In the colleetfuA basket." — Town Topics.

CANT TELL" Mrs. W-: Have you any cooks bit hand? "Six In the anteroom." "Ask 'em to look me over and oaa If there' Is anybody here I might milt" Reciprocity. "One thtna works out simply grand." Said gushing Gertie Proctor; , "The doetb'r pays a visit and < \ "The vtelt pays the doctor.^ Distant Acquaintance. "Hnmlle tiiht horse*! Don't let hltn hnndjp your*-' followed the sergeant - to the cavalry rookie Just receiving bis firet.lesspn. "Give him your spurs. Gouge liltri!" "I can't get close enough to him 1" streamed back the' John hysterically. < —American Legion Weekly,