Saturday. September 24. 1021 ^ CAFE MAY STAR AND WAVE P»ge Five ( — - ^ :

X ? ■ I 'Cox's - • | § ! : 1 1 New Palace j g | FOOT OF WASHINGTON ST; jj t £ aa«KMiamg.>o!,g km «•<.-• » * c. _ * = : « B WEEK- OF SEPTEMBER 26TH— X II Monday, Sept. 26th — ■ SESSUE HAYAKAWA in g BLACK ROSES X — H Tuesday, Sept. 27th — SPECIAL ATTRACTION f ■ SINS OF THE CHILDREN fi "SNUB? POLLARD AND GEORGE OVE* COMEDIES ■ Wednesday, Sept. 28th^- , % '1 MAE MARSH in NOBODY'S KID ■ . V1TAGRAPH COMEDY "THE RIOT" X Thursday, Sept, 29th— | ■ CONSTANCE TALMADGE ■ WEDDING BELLS X HER MOST RECENT' PRODI .UTION § H Friday and Saturday, Sept. 30 and 31— 1 DOUBLE FEATURE BILL gj ■ HELEN GIBSON in COLD" STEEL | § . MAX UNDER in. * SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK | X • ^ V£ I'lNAL WEEK OF THE SEASON, WITH THE BEST ATTRACTION'S. OF THE SEASON >-* 1 Blaker's Theatre S g AVILDWOOD, N, J. 1 SUNDAY—FRIDAY I jc SEPT. 26th~30th. .X x x g CECIL B. DeMILLE'S X GREATEST PRODUCTION 1 THE AFFAIRS OF ANATOL 2 | with-Afie greatest cast - ever as'sem- g j| bled in one' picture including: X WALLACE REID 0 ' £ GLORIA SW ANSON g C; " BEBE DANIELS- g X. ELLIOT DEXTER ' O X MONTE BLUE « X WANDA HAWLEY- X x THEODORE ROBERTS X § AGNES AYRES X X JULIA FA YE § X POLLY MORAN x X 'CHARLES OGLE X A ' X _ \_ • N«»w Playing the Stanley. Phila- the y? X only- picture-to play there two weeks . X — — t y x SATURDAY AND SUNDAY— - X || NORMA TALMADGE 5 X . -in- g |5 "THE SIGN ON THE DOOR" ADVERTISE IN STAR AND WAVE AND JVATCH RESULTS JOB PRINTING OF ALL DESCRIPTION * DONE SATISFACTORY AT THIS OFFICE

| Uncle Walte ■ Siort/

■ HUMOR OF BOYS Vf 'trolil.le- if he doesn't rgfottu," sa;< . mm the .rutlrwl in- r bum. "lie's alauyI9 P'ojlns Idipih *i L- nn me mill 1 ■

I was lenvlnl' home, I foum my front gati palled shut, nful I hud to ellnib over. It, and nearly broke my .btfl-k ilolng It." "I wouldn't give three cents for a 1 boy who didn't play trltfks," re- : plied the hotetkeeper. "I expect yotf were as i iriddy as tliy rest of them when

h you were young. . Whenever a boy X puis up a job on me. and I feel my- - ■I self getting mad. I rec&lt some of m.v H own exploits when I was a lad. arid ^ .tlint enables me to forget ray troubles. H "i was loolflng through an ancient X nMium last evening, and saw the picmm tures of n lot of people who fell off ■ the earth many years ago. They Were r ^eC venerable, men and womeh In my M schooldays,' and I had played tricks V,»l- nil every one nf' them : not with malS| li-e aforethought, - hut just because, a H j kill must have his fun. X ; Vl'iiere was a picture of old Aunt , Betsy, who used to' coma. to our house , PU /u,.-e in white, on u visit, iijj.1 us wOon Ap" »s 'she 1-iMMk sh> look Charge of' every a: i long. |CT- knew ho'iv 4 A ilo .thingI. ,l.-r |l,„„ ..I..., ,,n<l «& yi ,,l„-,„:» .-rtll-Mn.. mj -,,'s 1, It'll,'m\ oils- Whenever milliter »fflrT*d to do yX. I :ii-> i|»Miir. Aunt Betsy would take the • ■J^vv'nuvii'Jl'o way Vdodh S ' ^<j "I hit tl heard -somelvly re -that if y ou . SE' put ilhip or two ilf neeiie add In — lit gallon of ere:, ill, that ereaiii will (iKiveC-niiike liutter. I had a great . w Niieni.i.-y for Such fact's, ami kept ihrim on tile" where ftiey would he useful. /J; <»jn- morning mother wild she vfrolihl * yfl have to churn, iiml she.^gpt things read v. 1 knl-W that as so.m as alio . ;•< show her tyow ii 'slionld he done, so yX ."'lien I Iiml n ehmiee. I dropiiial some of the acid. Into the" rhuriL which way one of thV^e-olil upright fcfTuirs. with a dasher tli(it you wofked up *nd yX down uiiMl the lo.tte'r. c;„„e. | noil Began eliuriili,'g. and then Aunt "T n,''"x "'"'"i, s"'(' 'ji".'. w'1"' l; tie more ahout. i hurnlitg.-tliiiii iinyhody X'. of -h.-r ' weight. In' tllat part- of the co, miry. '4.. t me do it. my dear.' said y-y she.' 'and I'll hiua- Duller, in sever. ^Lmlnu.cs I iy the eh>k ' S„ she tookon,: hold of the dasher arid hegan. slapping *X | "way witli.il. Hhe worked ami worked. 1 arid Hie swisit ihviiij rolling, down her 51 bo-.- and every once In a while sjie'il K. lift the lid of the ehurn to fie? What ailed the doggone cream, and then JsCl d pdur In some cold water, ami 5 1 Jlieii some hot water, and the more K, I she. wrestled away, the less sign of tX bfttt'er was there." ££ "Sin- Whanged . away al tliatidirig- * luests-d ehurp for twit hours and ^ coiihf^'t gei ' results, mid she was so p' mail and disgusted over It "she wnnteii -fo", l/'-ck lu-r trunk and go hack '■X home. Jilother saw me rolling around J In the yard all d.mhl«l up with tin- ! Iielv mlcrii. and she realised at one-, j fiy il/lii(iive reasoning. Hint " I was ri'sppusihle, luiil the Heklng I got that ^ evening took the etlge ofT my sense Of humor for tlfree weeks. 5 ""■"AJioilier time. Uncle .Tames was vlsfC Dingus, lie used "to sit in a rustle ~X i'hi i.r under an, apple tree ijnil done. iifer-' dinner. .He had ji liuld Iwad. 5 and Ir.s haj always slid off after he *s had- snored ii . few 'tiines. One' day I. ^ si.enkeil rip hetdnd him wltli a faather" uf arid hegan tickling Ids head. Hc'il 5 slap , his . ihmie of thonghl tiitd cuss j •V | n lilfle. njiu tlicn do'/.c again, when" 1 Y | would get busy with the feather. That pf I went on for quite a while, and 1 wnS having the time of iiiy llfe. I never ' j heard any language more highly cnlX; "red llian Uncle .Iiihlhs put up. V , My niotlier heard him saying - 5 1 'things, arid ennie to the door and asked <, him. wjnil wiVs 4he matter, anisic said a ding-donged nii>sidcd#.fly^as | ■-? - chewing Ills scarp olT. He had I'-hakcd ' it away three mljlioii times, hut it at- 1 x .ways came. hack. 1 .got another lick — i ing' thrij night, aiyl my mind; was Oe- - cuple^'with serious " things for a month." 'A. Simpleton. Oiir. idea of a simp" is n man who marries a luit>" law'ye'r anil then tries .to make an nllhl stick.— Dallas News. About Twenty-eight. ••Pop!" - _.l "Yes. . my -sou/V . , - . . : j ;'.\Vhnt lire the riiidille ages?" r I "Why, the middle ages, njy lioy, are", j I he ...ones wlilvii. . when the women j- ti-jicfc. they' slop count int." — Yrmkers Possible Trouole. I Mriggin?— It's, smmge- that AVIgteng | loesri't -:ic eed. :i.^Wetos to have no . j ii jb'nlty' in ng. on. ! Biufcinr- ;M m i . thh Irritable Is J.e " iecsii't id ov-nvl'i-i to let go. "

Real merchandising service aaaists | the customer to get what he really I needs. ' *> PRINTERS' INK HAS been responsible for thousands of business successes throughc • " ih'e country EverytcEly in town may know you but they don't know .what i you have to sell Advertising Will Help You ' x MiViweuirl i ■sp* This furnace waste* no heat to lone pipes, yftves y6a I all the fuel yields right into year living rooms — and heats every room to the house ' through one register. The — cmmc ; SrOriglnal Patented PtpdeasRanoece ' saves at least a third of j' your "fuel nod has (riven per- J feet satisfaction * in many i y tkoonndi of humn all ow tba T eountrr — «oma cf them right in this V ' , . saishborhood. We havo abundant ] - proof of its relinhilitr. lta elaan- i \ UlMBf a r.4 itu economy — and wa I — : coarantaa itl : NVery Hkaly It la Joat what ywa : ^ have been looking foe. Pay Da a ; N vktt and mo. / NATURAL HEAT > i ^ »«<« >' ra~ tn^* °'L* ^ || p!?ES| \ ■ KEEP^HECE^^COOj > Norton-D^vler (:o. X WILDWIZID, N.'J. \ 'or " .♦ ■ |c James E. Taylor & Son } cam: may, n. j.- " j

i - "ONCE UPON A TIME" T»er.ty children— boys and girls— squatted on the , slof»e of a little Unoll. made themselves ct>mlortalrle and turned to the l.a.ly n iV . . .psv l.lress ."C'n'ge rit'-.n a t nc— " she'l.ciran The children guv* hrr .tTu-if iivitlcd attention. "Thc.rt. w:,s- .. t,rv .wise Kii'.g".'' *9 •s You coti Id ffnv,; heard a pin;.drop.' . - - " - "He h;,.i >cx j -a! iiaitdst.ine sons. The King wanted to teach them U i-d»in The Tale, went on. The Ladv in the Gypsy Dress told the votings.! its hi'.w th« King shewed his sons the object lesson oi tn*-W5i:«IH- >«:cks. •^,rS« hc to bre^k a single stick. It snapped easily. But. when Hidden to break. a bundle of sticks, the sons bent their effort* it. va n One stick alone, the Ladv tojd the children. Iwvkfc t .-ily. but, all of the sticks together resisted the best clTorts of the strong vo&ths. Underlying the TaJc, as the Lady ttild it. there was a message — the message of Conynwnitv Service. Individually, men au.l women toav accomplish little. Organized, intelligently trained in the methods of Community Service, thev can unite their fellows in one happy purpose — the creation of a real community spirit. Community Service is'-ceking t6 show American com- | munities the way to greater happiness and content. It seeks 8 | to solve their leisure time problems, to brc-k down the bar- | I riers of -selfishness and social prejudice, to make all elements | 5 of the community meet -in a'common cause | ^ The Good, of Community. * XXXy<XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)e(XXXXX X _ X X ' . A § | Millinery Opening | x Thursday, and Friday x September 22nd and 23rd. ' X I = v )=£ Q Presenting the most engaging Parisian Modes >C ^ in street and dress hats, vr Q The new styles show a penchant for the w 5S( picturesque. The colorings were never more ^ beautiful, radiant fuchsia and red shades, vivid i»( 7 blues, soft browns. All black hats in' rich velvets ^ with' jet trimmings and black with plumage in S © color. * / J*. — yx | - LOTTIE R. HILLMAN g ^ 209 Perry Street, Gape May, N. J." O X Out Tuesdays X g • P X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X

A pipe won't burn your V ^ tongue if you smoke R A.!

Frine* Albert <> wold in loppy rod bags, tidy rod tins, handtom * pound 1 and hall pound tin . h'um id^'r' 0!"h top. B Wln.Un-_S.lcm,

Get that pipe-party-bce buzzing in your smokesection! Know ior a faef&hat a joy'us jimmy pipe can and will do for^yourpeace and content ! Jt^st check up the men utVll walks of life you mfet daily who certainly gemop sport out of their pipes — all aglow with fra/rant, delightful, friendly Prince Albert! Jr And, you can wager your week's wad that Prince Albert's quality and flavor artd coolness. — and its freedom from bite and parch (cut out by our exclu^ sive patented process) — will ring up records in your little old smokemeter the likes of which you never before could believe possible! You don't get tired of a pipe when it's packed with Prince Albert! Paste that in your hat! And, just between ourselves! Ever dip into the sport of rolling 'em? Get some Prince Albert and the makin's,papers — quick — .and cash in on a cigarette that will pfove a revelation! mince Albert '* the national joy smoke