Saturday, November 19, 1921 CAPE MAY STAR AND WAVB ~ ■» i ii — i : l— — - seven

Uncle WaU'5 BALMY PEACE j UJ N THE sytvnn solitudes," said the •i. wfld man of the woods, "a man j doesn't see any magazine* and doesn't receive any bulletins from the health authorities, so he enjoys a peace that -rn ■■ *™ ' the busy haunts. UJt? MUHJ 1U1UUUJ.

"There a man simply has to subscribe for a lot of m a g a a 1 nes, as a matter of self-de- | tense. Canvassera are after him all the time. Some of I the canvassers are I lone widows with Branny children to I support and others I are energetic young i I men who are try- , I Ing to work their , ■ way through the , veterinary college. {

They are deserving people, and you flrel It a duty to help them along, so ' the first thing yott know your mall box ' lb Jammed full of literature. Having ' paid for It you feel that you ought to read It and your life Is ruined thereby, t P "When I was young, the magazines i tried to entertain people They had , good stories and a Poet's Corner, and a department deyoted to timely Jokes, and another to household hints and do- 1 Y mestlc recipes. There was some sense 1 In reading a magnztne then, for It , soothed and sustained you. But now- a adays the magazine editors consider It e their duty to harrow your soul and (1 , make your hair stand on epd like quills upon the porkful fretcuplne, or words to that effect They nre always . viewing with alarm, and trying to conand

vince you that you take your life In your hand every five minutes. "They have a lot of health specialists writing for them, and these health sharps point out that pretty near everything you eat und drink Is a deadly poison. They didn't scare me to any great extent, for I am a most Intrepid man, but they- soon had my wife so rattled she didn't know whether she was going or coming. ( > - "1 always was passionately fond' of a good cup of coffee, and my wife could make the best coffee, you ever heard ot She went to work at it like a learned apothecary compounding a prescription. There was no guess work about it She took an honest pride In It -and her coffee was a revelation to every consumer. I used to lie awake at night wishing It was breakfast time, so,! could have my morning cup ofcoirbe. "But one morning when I went to the table the coffee was missing. In Its place there was a sickly beverage I bad never seen before. I asked an explanation. and ray wife said that no more coffee would be made In our bouse. The wonder la,' said she, that we still live and move and have our being, for coffee Is a rank poison. If you read Dr. Zlnkfoogle's article In- the Junkopolltan Magazine, you will see that coffee contains a large percentage of tannin, which Is so deadly that If yon place a drop on the tongue of an alligator, It will roll over, dead." "I told her that I had no alligators on the premises, and consequently could not try the experiment, but I assured her that I didn't care anything about the poison. I wanted my coffee at regular hours. She said I'd have to < keep on wanting. She thought, too . much of me to send me to an untimely grave. And, anyhow, she explained Dr. ZlnkfoogJe had told how to make a sub8tltnte [or coffee that was perfectly wholesoipe. She had followed his Instructions, and the result was before me. Perhaps lb didn't taste as good as coffee, but It was wholesome. It would fill my veins with red coyroBcles and restore hair to my bald head. It wns miuie ot marrowfat peas which had been carefully roasted In a hot oven. "In order to get a Cup of coffee after that I had to make a sneak to the chop house, and the Bind dished up there made me old before my time. My wife cut out nil my favorite dishes be- ; cause Dr. Zlnkfoogle- or some other j magazine writer denounced them, and finally I was living on roasted peas coffee and boiled spinach, and I "concluded that If I had to feed like the cows I'd live like them, so I came to ' the forest fastnesses."

"Marriage Breaker" Busy, I One of the deplorable results of bol- 5 shevlk misrule In Rnssln Is the In- | stalling of a "breaker of marriages" | In Petrograd, who Is said to bp grant- 5 lng more than 600 divorces a week. | - No investigation Is necessary, the | Xraly requirement being the signature | -offhe person desiring freedom from | marriage. I A Helpful Hint "Ar-r-r-r !" growled a hypercritical | customer In the rapkd fire restaurant, s "This confounded piece of meat Is so I tough I can hurdly eat It!" | "Get It. down on the floor where you E can put your foot on 1t when you gnaw 6 It" briskly returned Helolse, the wait- S resa."— Kansas City Star. S The Difference. "A good housewife Is very different B from a good husbandman." I "How sot" •J "She Is always sewing tears."

NEWS FROM THE I Mr AND SOUNDS STATE BOARD OF HEALTH INSISTS THAT LAW BE ENFORCED ON SHELLFISH BEDSWINTER FISH COMING IN. ' The state boahl f health has issu- | j ed a proclamation that' certain shell • ; . fish grounds in the vicinity of W5Id- . wood are subject to pollution which . render the oysters taken therefrom « dangerous to the health. Specifically , the proclamation condemns all oys- , iter and clam beds and' places from | which oysters, clams .and other shell- | fish may be taken in Sunset. Lake ' and Post Creek and its tributaries, i including Otten's basin from the t mouth fo Turtle Gut Inlet to the en- { trance of Past Creek into Grassy Sound in the county of Cape MSy," state of. New Jersey, and prohibits s the taking of oysters, clams and j other shellfiesh from any part of said r creek or its tributaries or of Sunset r Lake, and also prohibits the sale, distribution, offering for sale or haying ( in possession- any such oysters, clams c or other shellfiesh without a permit jj so take, sell, distribute, offer tor ^ sale- or have in possession first ob- f. tained from the state department of • under such terms and regul^- c tions as they shall adopt. ]j Any person who violates any of j the provisions of this order is liable to arrest And imprisonmentThe summer flounder, or plaice, | working out of the inlets in deep- J water off shore, while the winter] t' or fluke, are coming in the inlets. The fluke do not grow a? big as the plaice, but they will bite the until cold weather. There is 3. hook unui coia weainer- mere is

n little else to fish for just now, and very few fishermen u$ing hook and V line. h Pike fishermen have a little longer '• for their favorite sport There seen; y to be a good many who like it and J keep it up as long as the law allows. 0 The catches are generally pretty e good in November. • r Y Net fishermen are now busy in the a \bays catching perch and pike in the 3 upper bay. Fyke fishermen are about <1 ready for the winter flounders as a they come in the inlet. ® Some fishermen say that sea bgss t are Still on the banks at seaThe winter fish are appearing on ? the coast, and tomcods, ling and - whiting can be looked for any time5 Some fishermen say they have caught tomcod. ' The bays are full of ducks now, but j as a rule they sit out in the middle of the . bay and laugh at the gun- , ners, so to speak- The law doesn't f allow gunning from sail or power! t boats, or from anchored boats, unless ■ within a short distance of shore, con- 1 1 sequently .there is ""little chance <jf ' getting wild fojvl in nice weather, j [ Spotting Deer Trails Guides are locking the herds of , deer and tracking out their favorite runs and eating spots. so as to be ready to take their parties where they can find the game when the 1 season opens in December. COMMITTEE TO STUDY SCHOOL CODE ^ To study the question of increased financial aid for rural schools of the . State system of public education, the State, hoat-d of education ' has named a. special committee, consisting of Mrs- Seymour Cromwell, chairman; Rdtert Lynn Cpx, Prof. Johp C. Van 1 Dyke and Mrs. Edward L. Ratzen- - bach, all members of the board. ' 1 ; — > — ! DONT WANT EXCURSION l . 1 The Anglesea Fire Company, No. 1, s has sent a letter to the Pennsylvania i System and the Philadelphia and roads, requesting that they £ run no excursions un January 2nd, 1922, /rom Five Mile Beach. J The reason for the request is the New Year's parade here- . ■ | - ' 1

OCEAN CUT WINS ij FAST CAME 6-0 . YOUTHFUL TEAM OF WILD- .) WOOD HIGH PUT UP GAME . FIGHT AND HELD HEAVIER I TEAM TO SMALL SCOREOcean City High School's veteran football' machinek fresh from it's 33 to b conquest over Middle township, journeyed to Wildwood on Monday, and met a tartar in- the youthful agregation of the local high school, : coming out on the long end of the j ' score only by a single touchdown j that was put over the final chalk- , mark only in the last period of play. . is the first home defeat for . in four years, and the first 1 time that the Ocean City team, have » won here. ' { The lineup; { Wildwood — E. Pinter, 1- e. ; Wop!- ) 1. t-; W- Pinker, Worobe, 1. g.; 3 c.; Kimball, r. g.; Johnson, j t; Olson, r- e.; Paoli, q.; Robinson, 1 h. b.; 'Onorato, J. hv b.; Monell, f. b. > Ocean C % — Fitzenmeyer, - L e; C 1. t;F. Selvagn, 1. g.; Kutcher, f Torbett, r- g.; Gardiner, r. t.; Wil- 3 r. e.; Ferguson, q-; Adams, r. J b;,A. Silvagn, 1. h. b.; Fitzgerald, 1 ? Touchdown, A- Silvagn- ' Referee, C Umpire,. Gilhaus- Head £ W. Courtright Smith. £ Rich. 3 WANTED ) Typewriters of standard makes. 3" Star and Wave Publishing Co., Cape May, N. J. V - Eventually you will join the Pro- £ gressive League. "Why not now?" £

id — 1 >y. -d ■ . =jl C " . Hand Sapolio -The c I for everyday use | t ^ s Made from vegetable oil only 33 j CAPE MAY COUNTY COMMON 9 PLEAS COURT t ft Howard F. Otter, Plaintiff, vs- Ocea t I. Coyle, defendant. Action at Law. ^ ; In attachment Notice ofi Attach- ^ . ment. Notice is hereby given that a 33 I I writ of attachment was issued out of 33 r | this court on the seventh day of No- . vember, 1921, at the suit of Howard . I F. Otter, against the estate of Ocea Vf • | I' Coyle, for the sum of forty-seven S dollars and fifty cents'; that the same Q was served by the sheriff of the 33 : county of Cape May on November 12, 33 . 1921, ami returned into the clerk's )S( . office on Novembe?S5, 1921, / W . A. C. HILDRETTHr tnerk. Q , 'Lewis T. Stevens, Attorney. ' O 1 1-19 -5t- 766- P. F- $7.98. Q> BOARD OF CHOSEN FREE- ^ HOLDERS w County of Cape May, N. J. _ PUBLIC NOTICE Relative to Opening Roads Attention is directed to» resolution of the Board of Chosen Freeholders .requiring that before. any opening is made in any county road, application must be made, -accompanied by deposit as stated in such resolution, to the Clerk of the Board,, who will ispermit to ope^_road for purpose required. ' , Copy of resolution, may be had by addressing the undersigned. Bjr direction of the Board. November 10th, 1921. ♦ IRVING FITCH, Clerk, Sea Isle City, N. J. 11 19-1-76-l-P. F. $2-30. "

I FAMILY WASHING Send ui your whole family wash, I Oc per pound. All flat pieces and underwear ready for use. Pieces requiring- search will be sent home dried and can be J • starched in a very thin starch and ironed in the usual way at home. We will finish the whole- wash, wash and iron everything for 1 5c per pound. Please tell our , delivery man which service you prefer. Semi Finish. 10c Pound Full Finish. 1 5c pound J ESTABLISHED 1805 BOTH PHONES TROY LAUNDRY 405 WASHiNgTON STREET CAPE MAY. N. J. * M . ' 1 -■ '■ ;

N. L BOND ISSI-K DEFEAT DEE TO LACK OF PUBUCTTY I. In a formal statement dealing with the defeat of the $14,000,000 institutional bond proposal at Tuesday's - election, State Commissioner of ln- • •Aitutlons and Agencies Burdetie G- ! Lewis attributed tbe overwhelming vote against the proposal to lade of funds in his department to educate i the people as to the need for the ; bondsLewis added that the 'need for the money exists and intimates that some

E other plan win hare to he adopted sooner or later te raise the fundneeeasary for institutional develop h m-nt B RIO GRANDE FIRE J The home of Tony Can no, a fanner . on the seashore road near the en- | trance of the Rio Grande Boulevard, , was totally destroyed by fire Monday ' i evening. The lose is approximately i $5000- ;

1 ' 1 ''ii i""n-egre I ARNOLD PROPERTY SOLD On Monday, last, the Arnold property on Beech avenue, long famous aa a restaurant and well -known to all <rf oar visitors, was sold at public vendue, by former Judge J- M. E. Hildreth, acting as a Special Master in Chancery, to Frederick Arnold, for 519,200. ^ The property was sold under partition proceedings instituted in ' the Court of Chancery, and included the riparian grant in front of the restaurant and known as the Lyric i Theatre-

| Why Hibernate? f ■{? Have you heard a man asking; "How do you find ' § g Business?" 5? ' g > This is the answer: "By going after it." M 8 MR. MERCHANT S Cape 5,ay 18 a suntmer resort and during the summer is so overcrowded Qs 9 ,hal business iB i"®1 into your doors by the throng. So much so, W ft perhaps, that you have all that you and your clerks can do. That's when 9 33 business is good and you advertise. YOU don't find business then. It finds 9 M Bufi when summer is gone. and the ruah is over, what then? Do you Q ^ decide business is going ts be "poor, stop your 'advertising and hibernate? § 9 Possibly you will say, "I don't itfed to advertise. I've been in this town for 9 33 ten years and everybody knows me." ; - V? Q Probably they do, but did you ever^top to think ofthe sales you lose A ft because your fellow competitor adve^fises, or of how much, more business ft ft y°u yyould do if you did advertise? Everybody may know you and what O 33 'business you are in, but everybody needs remindingrcorSinually that yoti V 33 - 1 have something to sell that they need. 9 S Advertising today, especially in newspapers, is the greatest business A D getter there is. This is acknowledged by men who know; people read ad- Q • it vertisements in newspapers-; They, have been educated to do so. Every O ft merchant and business man in Cape May ought to advertise. It will in- 9 S crease their business and build up the city from a summer report tfe a year 33 S round town. t J? You remember the story of John Wanamaker. The first day he was in S J5E business his receipts were $24.64. He kept the 64 cents and spent the $24 the next day for advertising. We caiv't all duplicate that performance be- "ft £> cause we can't all be John Wanamakers, but according to the l*st statistics ' 33 Si three per cent, of gross sales should be put into advertising. sc Results will be sure if we all .advertise in proportion to our business, ft • >3 and advertise honestly and give service. A newspaper can bring people to Vf 13 your store or other place of business, but It can't make people buy your ' . ft goods- You or your clerks must do that and it depends on the service you '33 ft give as to how successful your business will be ,and what results you will- 33 ff ' i derive from your advertising- v ft. ' -33 ft What is done in the big cities can' be done right here in Cape May if you will show the pqp, give service and Adevrtise. , yft ft MAKE BUSINESS GOOD 33 g? Yau Can Do It ^Tirough the STAR AND WAVE M 3 ; WE OFFER YOU the services of a trained advertising copy writer free 9 3 of charge. Read "What is Advertising?" in this issue. ~ W WRIGLE/S

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