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BOARD OF CHOSEN FREEHOLDERS COUNTY OF CAPE MAY ry-^ NEW JERSEY RESOLUTION By the Finance Committee — I "BE PT RESOLVED, by th& Board «f Chosen Freeholders of the Oouni tv of Cape May, New Jersey, that theVe shall be aWssed, raise<l by taxation , and collie,! for the tadU yew. 1922, the sun, of $401'.810,77 for the pur pose of meeting the appropriations set forth in tne following statement of F .""Anticipated Revenues and Appropriations for the fiscal > ear 1922, to ait. ^ K,#- • COUNTY BUDGET j Br-*' > " , '1921 " —1920 * 1. 1 Am.nt AO*.* >ey D* ^ ^ . W. . t (A) ANTICIPATED REVENUES . * ' r / 1922 . 1921 I " Surplus revenue' appropriated L $35,000.00 $18,095.77 ij Miscellaneous revenue— evjinnnn P . ■ • County, farm — l>on on t. Office county clerk — nnnnn f *• Office surrogate - 2.000.0Q f* / Office sheriff ■ ¥0000 14>5no.0o 13,500.00 W- SiMe motor vehicle fund — — . *.000.00 45.000,00 Amount to be raised by taxes 401 .810-, 7 480,02999 . $516.310.778556,625-76 t . / ^ <B) APPROPRIATIONS y • 1922 1921 | A, $13,000.00 $13,00000 « f' -12 7,000.00 7,500.00 . E l ■Sssfis! - • I • 25,000.00 25,000-00 i E y ' — : . • .5,000.00 5,000.00 tjffljtj, ™<> 1 ggjjj gat8 ; r I_t 500.00 500.00 '■ ' V ' 11,000.00 11,000 «ao «£*£»??? - 15000 15000 ■< li • ri-tfrtT.f " — Z- — 17,800.00 11,000.00 J Burying soldiers and" sailors 50000 1200 00 Printing and adyert.s.ng — " ]$$$ .J^M.OO . ISSSIS ?SK3 - public schools . ! >,00.00 1.800.00 K . oommissmners — — - l^.DOO-OO 12,000.00 Discounts • — _ 8,000t00 St°^x 7 • »"• 11,000.00 12,50000 7 - 5,000.00 5,000.00 ■ — ----- jsb! 3»s ~ — 2« 5:» Interest on surplus revenue — mIib'oO 78 000 00 I' te^g^nds48 Md tem^rary SSMO S5!5 r' fund 1" 1 9.336.12 9,336.12 vSuonfrih^s"^:::-:::.- — 3,25000 3.250.00 • County law library — , r In? no i 5 ooo oO < Mosquito extermination — 5-?nnn q'ooooo Salaries district foreman . „ 12,000.00 ", 3 per cent, on temporary notes, $423,90000 — 12,717.00 ' 1920 emergency notes " 40,649-64 1921 emergency notes— g quo no (1) Summary investigation (2) Repairs Stone Harbor bridge 12.600-00 (3)" Courts 8,313-67 - $516, '8l0-77$556, 625.76. 'Less anticipated revenues (taxes not included) 114,500.00 76,595.77 Amount, to be raised by taxation ___$401,810 77$480, 029.99 (O BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that a hearing on the foregoing County Bud-'et be held in the Freeholders" Room,. in the Court House, Cape May Court House, N. J , on January 10th, 1922, at 2 o'clock in the P. M, at - v^hich time and phtce Objections thereto may be presented by any taxpayer • of the countv; that notice of such hearing, together with the budget as approved, be published at least twice in at least one newspaper circulating in &• the county, first nublication fo be December $Qth, 192l>ahd the seeond^JanR- liary 6th, 1922. and, , bE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the "budget " shall also constitute £ .the Tax" Resolution ' J • The foregoing "Budget"' resolution was approved by the Board at a regular meeting held on the 20th day of December. 1921. and public notice is >: hereby given that hearing of any taxpayers of the county who wish to , object thereto or otherwise be heard will he helfi in the Court House, Crfpe I *' May Court House, W J, Tucda; , January. lOth^-JStH. nt 2 o'clcek in the afternoon, after which the Budget Resolution will be taken up for final , ; adoption. . ( 'By 'direction of .the Board, ) • IRVING -FITCH, Clerk. 12-Sl-21-I07-2t gp , GETTING HUNGKY

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" INEXPERIENCE UTTOUNr: ltEDlENSNYDBR'S wife , | Jt thought she- was going to gel ( I rich quick," observed the druggist. "She rend somewhere that there Is "' I enormous profit in raising Incubator . I . nn incubator 1

and then filled it < with storage eggs. | All the women In |] the neighborhood | nte grinning over i It. and they have , Joked about it so muc^-that Mrs. It e fifiVn s it yder ! files Into a pas- ■ sion whenever the j matter Is men- j . . tjoned." "I know Just how she feels." said the village • patriarch. "People are ulways sensitive about the :

mistakes due fo inexperience. It Is : foolish to be so, but we ?an't help IL , If a man makes a break through his , own chuckleheadedness, he can laugh over It and pretend he enjoys it but if luTiiakes a mistake simply because he doesn't know any better, he is full of mortification from the root of his hat down. It seems to jar hts vanity. "About the most humilinting experience a man can have Is to get stung in a horse tradjt The average man doesn't know anything about a horse. He can see If It has four legs and a tail and a pair of eyes, but he is oblivious to all the things that make a horse a good one or a poor one. If he gets the worst end of a ^rade he should be a philosopher, and say that while he isn't a '.success at swapping. plugs, he can wind up a phonograph or stoke a furnace better than any man in the country. But he gets mad, and the fact that he was stuck In such u trade leaves a sore place that never heals. "I can remember a break my first wife made when we were newly married. She invited some folks to dinner, and, after" much deliberation, decldeu to have a roast fiuck as the chief dish, and told the hired girl to go ahead and prepare the bird. Now, a duck Is mighty fine eating, what there Is of It. nut there is mighty little substance to. It. A duck Is a mere shell. It doeafi't run "to meat at all. A good nungry inan could eat three ducks at a sitting and look around for more. "My wife, who had lived at hotels and boarding houses all her life, supposed a duck whs g satld chunk of moat, and thought there would be enough of the bird left, nfter the dinner, to keep us in. cold meat for a week. Well, there jvere, eight people at that dinner party, and each one had a piece of fiucR about the size of n onerccnt stamp. "Everybody but my wife thought the mistake was funny, but the most supertlcial observer could see at a glance that her heart was broken. She tried tier blamedest^Aqsinlle, but right in the middle of the -effort- she broke off with a yell, and left the room to weep a few stanzas un'd she never did recover from that humiliation. I tried time and again to convince 'her that I her^ was nothing to be ashamed of In such a misadventure, but she thought life finger of scorn would be leveled at her as long as she lived. "I can't sit here and moralize In this strain all day, but I fed-Just as sick - us anybody when I make a break. When the mayor was burled three years ago there was a big procession in his honor. A lot of mounted men led the parade, and If you were looking you doubtleaa saw me. I was riding a big black horse, when the big black horse wasn't riding me. 1 never supposed there was any trick In ' riding a horse, so when they asked me. i to sit on a foaming charger 1 didn't ' hesitate a minute. I got seasick be- 1 fore I was on the nag two minutes, ■ and I let go the lines and hung to Its . inane and the fool horse cavorted all over the street, so that I looked like 1 the Idiot who tries to ride a trick 1 mule at the circus. "My evolutions simply broke up that t funeral parade and turned it Into a : Joy ride. I really wasn't to Clame In , iny way. but whenever I think of the , '■plsode d cold sweat breaks out on me. -and I feel like .offering myself to the first corner for seventeen cents." Moral Agitation. "I understand you have been having a crime waye Ih Crimson Uulob." "It ain't that ut nil," protested Cnc- , ins Joe. "It's n great rbfnrni. The | uwbrcakers all got suddenly 1mwith -righteous indignation and -tai'ted In Shooting one another up Irir tlscriminafely." ' , ' ' Funeral Arrangements, feaehor— What is the presidential , ■uiccossfHfi law, John V .icflYn — The -presidential successlop tiw provides that If both President and viee"^Jre»ldent die the cabinet members will follow in succession.— Boys' Life. * Improving the Chance. "The Idpa of yoHr kissing, the" parlor ranld, John." ) "Well, you sent word that you wort not at home."— Louisville CourierJournal.

| FISHING CREEK j Edward Jackson spent over Sun•day with relations at Seayille. « | Mrs Lemuel Schellenjrer eatertain--id pn Xmas ©. Risley and family, of j Wild wood. , and Russell Schellengerj and 1 family. Mrs. Frank Matthews entertained ' her mother and brother, -of Seaville, on MondayHorace". Jackson and family, of - Wildwbod, and brother. Alfred and family, spent Monday with' their •uncle, Parmar Jackson, at Seaville. Mrs. John Bate spent part o? week ,with her daughter. Mrs. George ,-Cummings, at West Cape May. ; ' rfarry Shaw and George Warner j j killed fine porkers, on Monday., j Mrs. Frank Barnett entertainend her children and grandchildren' on Aaron Woolson and wife returned home on Wednesday after spending several weeks with their children. , | . Mr. Long and family, of New York, ! spent Xroas week with the latter's mother, Mrs. P. W^iams. , Clarence Mclntyre spent over Xmas in PhiladelphiaJohn Gayher and family and FurFox and wife, of Salem, and Dunham and family, of Bridge- j ton, spent over Xmas with their parents. Mr- and Mrs- George Matthews are receiving congratulations on the birth of a daughter. J. Joseph , Ford and* family spent the holidays with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs- Edward Crowell, in Philadelphia. Mrs. Charles Murphy and daughter made a business trip to Cape T)!ay Court House on Wednesday after- , noon. George Matthews and wife are the proud parents of a baby girl, which will be known as Bessie Catherine ' Matthews. Carl Schwerdt and wife are spending the holidays with their parents, in Fox Chase, The McPherson family spent Xmas with Semers Barnett and wife, at Wildwood. Joseph Snyder is spending some time here with Harry Colwitz and wife. I 1 J-oseph _ Ford and family are in , Philadelphia for the holidays. Wilson Miller and. wife are home i from Baltimore for the week. Wili son is going to college in Baltimore. Furman Fox and wife, of Salem, and Mrs. Anna Dunham and family, ! of Bridgeton, spent Xmas here with relativesJohn Bate and family spent their Xmas with their daughter, in Cape May. Fred Steifel seems to fit;-! a great j attraction in our place- We wonder I why?- ' • , Mrs- Emma Mclntyre has returned . home after caring for the sick in ; Wildwood. -v Ed. Jackson Spent the week end'" with his/uncle in Seaville. Harry Shaw killed two large pork- i ers this week. . . j "Mayflower Descendants in Cape j May County," a book of iasing value for children and^ grandchildren- 1 See advertisement- |( i^aw-VpRK And save ( Start the saving habifand open an account with the Security Trust Co. i a Strong Institution. - ■» ASSESSOK^1^0TICE>- -v. ' Township qf Lower To the entUthat any errprs may he 1 corrected before the filing of the; duplicate, notice is hereby given the i taxpayers of -the Township of Lower that, for the purpose of enabling the • taxpayers to ascertain what assessments have been made against them and to confer informally with the assessor as to the correctness 'of the assessment, the assessment list for the year 1922 will be open for, inspection at my residence, Fishing 1 Creek, N. J., from 1 to 4 P. M-, January 7th, 1922. AARON WOOLSON, Assessor- » * ' * R U Superstitious) Oo You fssira: Believe ^ aB(l a ^ _ business man. JufU 3lgnS aicious advertising Always Pays ?_ and especially when I , you" advertise in a I paper that is read I i * # by everybody in its territory. ' ^ This newspaper reaches the eye «f everybody who might be a , possible buyer in this section.

FIVE MILE BEACH NEW YEAR'S ASSOCIATION i — — ■ • . OFFICERS MAYOR W. COURTRICHT SMITH, Chairman WARREN GORDON, lat Vice Chairman OTTO HUF, 2nd Vice Chairman ELMER JAMES siNNAMON, 3rd Vice Chairman '7 . ALFRED WINTERBUKN, Marshall HARRY F. GREAVES, Secretary COMMITTEES

Peter Viola , Hairy Nidorf Mrlre. M. Godfrey John Keating J- Charles Fach Elmer J. Sinnamon "Edward Loeffler ^Mrs. M. Keene I H. P. Graham ! William WiUctts i Mrs. K. Kalhack Mrs. Joseph G'eisenhoner Edward Fox • W. H. Bright W. Trout W. B. Bush - John Turner Mrs. Applegate Mrs. George Marsh A. Hasbrouck Otto Hnf ALIGNMENT Mrs. H. Graham LeRoy! Jaggers James vBrannan Charles Baker

Mrs. Wilbert Ch arlebo Is Mrs. Charles Barnett PROGRAM ./ . Harry Nidorf j - W. Charlebois \ Charles Hughes I Hi.rold Sheidon , Mrs. S.eila Keller i George Albig. George I. Stein Mrs. Maude Keene Mrs. M. Dunham 4,. Bernard Maxwell Walter Treen Charles Nick^rson, Sr. John Simpkins - Edward Fox Lee Campbell Peter Viola \ PUBUCITY Harry F. Greaves Sidney C- Sommers Jed DuBois Charles R-' Page - ' PRIZE W. B. Bush Harry Nidorf Mrs. George Marsh Mrs. Applegate Mrs. Helen Graham — - ; '■

- ORGANIZATIONS ENTERED v,' ' j *

Fraternal Ot^er of Eagles » American Legion Beach Council No. 157, Jr. O. U. A. M. r - Carpenter^' Local Union, No. 1743 Ladies' Auxiliary, Anglesea Fire Ob^ No. 1 Daughters of America Wildwood Athletic Club ' Anglesea Fire Company, No. 1 North Wildwood Fire Co., No. 1 j Nokomis Council, No. 57, Degree of | Pocahontas nrnri JUDGES

American Legion Auxiliary West Wildwood Fire Company Wildwood Fire Co., No. 1 Wildwood .Crest Fire Co. Holly Beach Fire Co^ Na I 1 Wapella Tribe, I. O. R. M. Anglesea Association West Side New Year's Assri. Young Men's Progressive League. Ocean City • Progressive Leagne, Cape May Silver Arrow Council, No. 92, D. of P., Cape May Court House (Others erttered too late to list)

Hugh Clarke * George N. Smith Heber Crane" Charles Griffith Dr. H. Huriburt Tomlin - ' ' ROUTE OF-PARADE Forms at Rio Grande avenue at 1 o'clock. Starts at 2 sharp. March up Pacific avenue to Maple avenue, over Maple avenue to Atlantic avenue, up Atlantic and Pennsylvania avenuss to First avenue, down First avenue-to New Jersey avenue, north on New.Jersey avenue to Wal- ! nut avenue, over Walrtut avenue to Central, ; | down. Central and disband.

CLASSES TO PARADE l 1.1 Prizes in Cash , Mummers I Class A1— Fancy dress organiza- 1 . tions, three przes. Class B-U>mic organizations, ! three prizes. | Class C— yMa=t original, unique organization^ three prizes. Class D— Longest distance organization, one prize. i ' Class-E — Best float, 2 prizes. , Class ^ — Best patriotic turnout, 2 prizes. i Fraternal Organizations I

Class G — Best appearance, three I Class H — Most original and -unique, I prizes. T Class I — Most 'in line, 3 prizes. Individual Elntries ' • Fancy dress, best dressed, three prizes. , . j Comic, three prizes. Most unique and original, three prizes. Best couple; one prizes . Best Female Impersonator, one prize- -J ' Best juvenile, one prize.

A GOOD. FRIEND A good friend stands by you when In need- Cape May people tell how Doan's Kidney Pills have stood thtest Mrs. Mary Denk of 515 Broad St, endorsed Doan's four years ■ age and again confirms the story. Could you' .ask for -more convincing testi"The use of Dean's Kidney Pills ■ which I bought at Ware's r^-ugw Shop/has done me good." says Mra _ Denk. "I was suffering with a weak back, and when I dia my housework ] and brought my back Into use -I suf- , fered terribly with dull pains which took the unr out of me. After using . Doan's Kidney Pills . my back felt stronger, my kidneys acted regularly and I felt better tn 'every way. I axa glad to say a word of praise for Doan's Kidney Pijls. as I know them to be a grand medicine." The above statement " was given February- 16. 1916, and on July 20, 1920, Mm- Denk said: "I never miss a chance to roqommcud Doan'» . Kidney PUs. I know from expeH, ence there Is nothing better for. kid compjalnt." - 60c. at all dealers.* Foster-Milbuni Co, 111 rs:. Buffalo, N Y "a Dr. H. C. Mangino CHIROPRACTOR Corner of Lincoln and Pacific AveaHtmrsu Sundays Only 2 to 5 P. M.

1922 DIRECTORY The Star and Wave Telephone and. • Business Directory "Calendar will go to press in a few weeks. Those wish: ing advertising space, see A. L. Ewing. Keystone phone, office, 90; residence, 37§»A. ' p»Did you share in the distribution of the Christmas Fund of the Security Company, Cape May? You an opporunity now to join fo? . the coming year. SLOW DEATH Aches, pairs, nervousness, difficulty .rn urinating, often mean serious disorders. Thj 'worid'a standard remedy for Pidneyvilvier. bladder and uric acid trounles— GOLD MEDAL bring quick . relief and often ward off deadly diseases. Known. as the rt'-ional ^ remedy of Holland for more than 200 yaars. All druggists, in three sizes. Look for tho nomo Cold Medol so orory boa oad accept uo uniiotkm