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| ,i£i raUfmiiH ^ I tw ••aalaal chord. .JJmlaJ bj thr aafala Art riogfod wilb Aoc't " Waplpa «a1 plpa afaU -or Araaap wu.lt ; Wfalla aouadj ofarlaia aad ftar »a« anaia- ; ; Eaah Ioaf1af.a1chlB( forlkakaarulpuatieff i Eaah loafflaf alfhlac far a word ol aaalart. Wa Iota Iban, aal «har kaow It If ai f altar . deaaaat,' I la allaaaaoawa traaa ■U fata faUUla, ! TV oalj flftraaci of tha loaa U baaaan mm loaa oa aarlh baloo boat aaa loaa aaO*kaow r.M how u tall It, Aodlhara aj all ahall kaow. < ■padre MauirratallOQ.. ( LOOKIKO INTO SOKE KTSTmiEA OF ! THE REALN OF DREAMS. ' Dr. Hibbert li«a ah own that *p»c- | <na are nothing more than ideas or I the recollected imagea of the miod, which lo ccruin autea of bodily in- ■ disposition have been rendered more < »i*id than *cl^l imprenipns. and tnaf the piclureSof the "rnlod's'ejc '• i are more -vivid lh*n the pictures of t the imdj '# eye. Sir Darid Brewster, lo his "Jfatoral Magic." goes further a thga this, sod shows thst the "mind's t^e*Ms actually the body's eye, and f thai the relliin i* (he common tablet r tepioh both class'-* »f lupressicBt t are painted, and by me ina of which i bey reorlxe their viaaol existeopo i ^pdsr lie ,ssroe optical laws. Hs 1 thinks that "this is out only true in P tba case of spectral illusion a, but that ' tt holds gtxbl of ill ideas recalled hy the memory or created by the i magi t nation, and that it may be regarded b as the fundamental law in the science * lUlun. d tS«SEKS/S1^u- ; tells a marvellout story ol coin- s cidencea that ooo can hardly bslisvs ! » wsrebromthtab.uiby no other svescy r than chance. Mr. Owen says that r ilie htoty was communicated U him j r in July, 1869, by Capt J. S. Clarke, . I nl the solioouer J in HaWk, then js lying at Butgrra slip, who bad it , *' direct ftoin Tfr. Bruce himaeTf. He d adds that the Joftn Halluck was tlieo c trading between New York and San- j n MRgo, Cuba. . C/r . . Jjli Mr. Robert Brnee, borb at Torbay, « in the Son Ui of England, and there » bfed op to a seafaring lite, In 18t8, c when ahont SO year* aid. was Srat a mate ana bark trading between Liver- b pool and St. John, .V B. On aue of a ber voyajrr* bepnd wewlward, hatag then five o^aig weeks not nud baring I n eared tbe eastern portion of the t banks of Kewfoumllant). the Captain y and nialr bad been -b. deck at nj»on, taking an observation - of the son; * after which they bath descended to n aOctflate lhei> day's work. Tbs cabin, a small erne, was Immediately t at the stern of the vessel, and tha a ihort stairway denccnding lo It ran * tfthwRfteMps. frtmadtetAly oppoaita le tMs itairwBT. joat btyond a small y sqssre landing, was the mata<t state 1, room; and fn*n Ust lauding then were two do-. re. chise la each other, g the one opening aftMnlo the cabin, | "•*' -r «*"i "ewiw uw caom, i

the other fronting the stairway into i the aurejoo ni j - TUrawt. The -desk w^e in the forward pgrt of tbe room, duee to lbs door; so thj|t ] any *oe sitting at it and looking user a tola shouldm foold are lotothe cabin. , mswm dawd reckoning, had aal noticed iba i captain'* ' taotlon*. Waving Com- j pjaled hi* eaUclplioua. he called out, , wjthout lo iking'arennd. "I make eur t Uthudc and l«MMd^de sngo^go^pn f that ba right? Bum la imrarfia, -, thvp- was no reply,' U.ft petted Ma question, gtencing over Ids ihonlder t and saeiug. «t ha though L, the Cap- t tatp bMV writing on MaralaM. Still t no* (newer Th rrupon he aroae; # and as W fronted the cabin dov, the c lbs aatooianed mate the features nf 4 sn entire strengvr. Brno* was not a coward; but, as te net that tied , gan 'looking opon his III grave , estenoe, and bocame-asaared that a , wannonoS whom he tad rear stem, t U -was loo much forhta; fan roshe-l optothsdaek in each evident atanu , that it Instantly attracted tha Captain's attention -Why. Mr. Bfoee." , said tin tetter, "whai i. Ue world i. , the mailer wit^ roof' j *' t *vNo ore, ihn l kribw «f ' I f.'STt.^ *tr' * • r' "

t ' be dreaming. You mutt have seen ' the steward there or tbe second mate. Who else would venture down with"But. air, ba was sitUug .to JUaz ' arm chair, fronting the door, writing - en yonr slate. 'ThCn he looked op full in my face; and, if ever I saw a 1 man plainly and distinctly in lids 1 world. I saw him.'' ■ "Him! Who?" 1 "God koows, air; I don't. I aaw a : man. and a man I never in my lite 'I "You must be going crazy, Mr. 1 Brace. A stranger, and we nearly "1 know, sir; bat then I saw him." "Go down snd see whs it is?"* Bruce hesitated. "I never was a ' believer in ghoaU." he said, "but, U tbe truth must be told, sir. I'd rather • not face it alone. " Jf "Come, came, man. Go down at r once, sad don't make s fool of yearself before the crew." "I hope you've always found las' ■ willing lo do what's reasonable." Brace replied, changing color; "bat , rstber we sboald go down together." , SOMETHING TO BE EXPLAINED. j The Captain deacondcd tha stairs, 1 and tbe mats followed him. Nobody in the cabin! Tbey examined tbe state rooms. Net a sen I to be found! "Well, Mr. Bruso," said the Captaiu, didn't I tell you yon hid been dreaming?" i "It's all very woB.Jto gay so, sir;, but ifl dld't nee ttat man writing 00 ] slate, may I never see my homo 1 and family again I" "JlM writing un ths slate! Than it J Should be there vtffl." and the Cap- ; took up the slate. "My Gedl" ba exclaimed, "here'a ! something snre enongh! Is ttat ychr wriUng, Mr. Bruce?" 1 The mate look the slate; and there. | in plain legible characters, part tha [ werda, "steer to nor' west." "Hsye yon beeo trifling with uio, sir?'' inqoired the Captain, sternly. "Qu my word as a man, sir," re | piled Bruce, "1 knew no mere of this 1 - matter than you do. I hart told you j tbe exact truth." Tbe Captain eat down at his. desk • deep thpught,- (he slats before htm. i 1 last, turning lbs . slate .over and !< pushing it toward liroce. be aaid, | ■ down 'Steer to nor-wast.' !• ■ \ . 'The mate complied;" jjpiT Hie Ctp- ] 1 after narrowly comparing The ' 1 said, "Mr, BfOCc. .go 1 ' and tell the second male to conse; 1 here." He came; asfl. at the , request, be all* wrote the . 'words. So did tbe steward. So, in j ' snceesslon, did eriiy man of the crew ' who could write at all. ' But not' one j 1 i resembled, in any degree, tbe myete- 1 1 rtous writ ng. After the crew had | ; retired, the Captain ' eat deep in 1 thought, "flgvld HB5 obnhavs heen j j stowed awt^P^ length be *nid. 1 "Tbe ship mast me searched; and ifl' ' don't find the fellow, be must be a 'good band al bide snd seek. Ordcrl all bands. " Every, nook, nnd core , iter of the roseel. from eteni 16 stern, | , ww. tnorougbiy eearcbod, and thai with 'art the eagerness of excited j 1 curiosity — for it had gone out that a stranger bad Shown bimatif On board; no» a Bring serf! 6eyond the clew , and the officer* wa* found. | lteturning lo tbe cabin, after their eearcb, "Mr. Bruce," aaid 1 tbe Captain, "what In tha dsvil do 1 make of al! this?" | "Cant tail, elr, I saw the mas write; yon w-e the writing. There rou*l beaomething^lL" I "Weil. U woulthJRm ao.'1 Wf hare 1 tbe wind free, mod 1- have a great I mind to keep ber away and see what 1 will come1 of B," , p. rail* ' "i surely would, sir, if I wrre in < you'r piaoft %S, eoly « ph. hour, 1 ". " j "Well, we'll ee*. G« eo . give the course nofwssl.' ;Add, Mr. 1 ■

ft he t hand yon can dgpeufi r; ^ ADBC-orRRT. Al aboet 3 o'clock tbe lookout np.rtedau ■eeberg qeerly' ahead, and shohly afterward wta^.he 'the^gifi wrea vree*lcfoee te^L . ^taty-no- . preached, the Captain a glata dim cleaed the (set ttat aW^VAfasMi- ■ B. and sent oat tbs boat* V> the relief of . tbeauflerera. ltprey»d tota»ro«.l i from Quebec, bound t« Uwrfdel, with passenger* .- • • '?-££%:,} j in one «f the man who taS team , away io thethlLi bo»lth*v had reached the wreek was aeeeafliny the ship's tide, tbe mate, patching a! , glint pee of hk iamv'.M^tfal httek to , consternatieo. It was the' rery lade. , ttat he saw ihrev erfogr bturrs tafory,' , looking cp al him from the Captatate i Tbe exhausted crew and teaiah^ j having bren egredftW.ita , ptale called tta tkaMa aside. "II , that was not a ghost I daw | day, air; tbe mans aiiye." , "What do yea.-'Rsaiin ? ' . Who's 1 artve?" y. , "Wfay. sir, -.pot^of tin posseagerv , we bave Just saved k the same malt I. saw writing en your slate si »»oa. i Would swear.Wk top , i «• this man." '» Vdl'

it .They found him to oourareatioa n with the Captain of the rescued ship. l Tbey both stepped forward, and ex- ,. pressed in the warmest terms .their gratitude for deliversnce ftssn a borx rible fate-slow death by exposure g and Btarration, The Captain replied p ttat he tad done only what be was s certain tbey would hare done for him s nnder tbe same circumstances, and asked them both to step down into the cabin. Then taming to the paat nenger, be said; "I hope, elr, you b will not think I am trifling witk ysu; but I would be much obliged if yon . would write a few words on this j slake." nnd he banded him the slate, with that aide up on which ^e taya- - terion* writing was not. "^rerlll do aoythlng yon ask." replied the pest aeuxer; "bat what ahall I write?" J "Supposu you write 'Steer to nor'Ttse pasaenger cheerfully complied, t The Captain took op the slate and • . examined It closely , then, stepping aside aa as to conceal tbe (late from { \ the passenger, he turned it evtr and I ■ gave It to blm again with tba othe> I j "Yon any that is your hand writ- ' I ing?" aaid he. L "I need not say to,'' rejoined tbs , ] etber, looking at it, "for you aaw me I ■ ! write it." (' 1 ' "And this ?" aaid tbe Captain. , ' turning (he slate over. , j' The foan looked first al ane aide of [ 1 1 1 tbe date then at the eihtr, puzzled. | ' At l»«t, "What is the meaning of j 1 • this?" eaidfae. "I wrote only one of 1 1 j these. Who wrote tbe olber?" 1 —That la marc than I can tell you, fair. My mate here aayayou wrote U, ; < sitting at this deak, at noon to-day." -J- . , .a draam. 1 Tbe captain of th# wreck aod the ' 1 ; passenger looked at eaoh other, eS- , changing glances of intelligence aod 1 jsnrpriae; and the former nuked Ike 1 , 1 laltar: "Did yon dream t'at you ' t; wrote on ibi* slate?" ! "No, air, not that I remember.'' 1 "You speak of dreaming.' aaid lha • captain of the tark. "What waa 1 ;j this geatitiBsa,4ft>dut St Boon lodsy ?." (j 1 1 "paptaiu," rejoined the other, 1 I "the whole thing (s most mvsterieus, ' : I and I had intended lo apeak te you 1 j about It aa aopn aa we got a Utile 1 (quiet. Tbi* gentleman (pointing to 1 tbe passenger) being much exhanelci. ' I fell into a heavy akep. of what seemed 1 sleep, some time before nuen. After | so hour or more be awoke, a.id said 1 te me: "Oaptatu, we ahall be relieved '> ! Una very day.' Whan I asked him 1 j what teaadn he had for saying ao, he I i replied that lie had dreamed that be j was* on board a bark, and 'by yfr. I j was coming te oar rescue. He dej scribed bar appearance and rig, and, < ■ to our niter astonishment, when your vessel hove in sight she coeeeepoaded ' : exactiy te hia deecripUon of ber. We ' I bad not thenghl much of what ba k--i I , «id. yet etrtl we Impti there might > be som«thiug iugKji<: drowning - men, you know HMh a; straws. ■ | As it has tamed Aw I cannot daubl ; that u was all arranged, InUome in- i j cumprebeqaible way. by an toverrul < I ing Providence, so ttat we might be " , . - T> I got the imycession that the bark i I aaw in my dream was going te < rescue us," said the passenger, "but 1 ttat impression came- 1 cannot telL Everything here on board seems 1 to mo'quite familiar; yet I am very 1 Sore that I waa never in yonr vessel before. It is all a poaxle to me." 1 A MESSAOX FROM A WIFE. Jnng bulling. In his "Tkaork foe < Geislerkande," tolls of a ramarkabto I story that was told by a German who I emigrated to the United Stales, < tat tad bean for many years manager } ofstWte mills oaths Dels war.. Thy eyyau are said to tan occurred be- ' twesn 1780 and 176#. Were lived at thai time dear Philadelphia, Jor.ely I aad retired, a benevolent and pious « "bMffce epa peered of having « toiserejoultiowreof disclosing heUen « r R Bta Hl 'wx ■ nmwao

ami no letter teul breu^e ; foMMauptafci*. Hlawlfc, wboltftd - nntr UU man. and who had become -,1'II1WI* *«wtoaa, wasadiked lo t cren«m him. Having heard her - story, be bads ber wait a little aad be • would bring tar an answer. There- • upon ta- went into another room, 1 ehuljing ty'c door; audftare ta stayed 1 sa long that, qiovyd by mirioally, eta , iouftad through an aperture in the r ddor te ancrrtain what ta was abut. I Bqtfng bim lying molionleos on a aMa. '. returned1 fo ber pUee ; fcoen ha came out, aod teld the wmsao i thai h<r bsxband was althal Utae> J lyttoon, to a.eartaU.coffire boaec. wtieh he named, aad ttat -ta woald aooa rotara. He also auiSl the na»O0s wKy his Jelnrn had been delayed. ( Eftd why be had not written- lobe- , <|<W c-.-i I ssneA." w^e^/tar taetaod AA-ZB- : tnr«,'lta». anod^ im chttpartngn rtaa, (lihta aeerytbisx eta ba^ be«a tow) waa' I strictly tine- Bat tbe strangest peH i "f 'hsetevy r.wsote. Wbradtateok hrr husband tu sac ttaerer, ta started beak. to jalyrise.eod afterward Uld hia wife that on a cartel 1. day (tta same M« Which she tad consulted the CV be Wasic a odfoe hades la too- , (the same ifuU baft-teen oared te eta thst tela very c an tad ther-a-xwelcd him, and ta.1 «lfi Umfttat ttae. tta am, capterfTtfajreptkA, to- 4 ntetadeteji

■ away, and ta leataightofhlm In the • There are cases on record in which t an alibi, satisfactorily proved, yet ■ conflibting with seeming unim- , s peachable eviieoce, has puzzlad the , j courts. Catharine Crowe, to "Night , s Bids of Nature," relates snd vouches , ■ for tbe authenticity of the following , | wonderful story: I A M CRD Kit. I In the latter part of tbe tost century , i in tbe city or Glasgow, Scotland, a • : servant girl, known to have been im- , 1 properly intimate with a certain j ■ aurgcon's apprentice, suddenly disap- , , peered. There being no cireumstan- ( . aas leading to the suspicion of foal ( , play, do special inquiry wa* made c . about ber. In those days, in Scot- , lie h towns, no one was allowed te . show himself io cither street or public , ground during tbe bear* ef church c , *erviee; antBthUJntardietion w** en t I forced by the appoinimeat of inspec- • 1 [ | lore, authorised to Uke down the : c 1 I names of delinquents. Two of these, ( 1 I ! ma sing their rounds, came to a walls, t-t r Uiciower boundary of "The Green." 1 as the chief pnblie park of the city is a . called. There, lying an the gross, , ' they saw a yonng man, whom tbey , recognised aa tbesnrgaoo's assistant, a , They asked him why be was not at t | church, aod proceeded to register his i name; but 'nstead of attempting an excuse, he merely arose, saying, "1 | r j am a mlaerabt* man, loo* in tbe wa- |. t ser!" Then be eroaaod a stile aod 1 r stxnek into a path leading to the Bath- 1 r'erglcn road. The inspectors, aatenished, went to tta river, aad there c ( tbey fond the body ol a young woman, a which they caused to be conveyed to I town. While ttaj were accompanying f it through the streets, they passed one , | of the principal churches, whence, at y the momeot, the cwngregttioo were f I taauing. and among them they saw | the apprentice. But this did net surpriae them thinking he might have a had time to go raund aod enter the church toward the clone of the service. k ( Tbe body proved to be ttat af the b tnisaing servant girl. Tbe apprentice b waa arreated, and mast 00 the treti of tbe Inspectors, have been found guilty had ta do: on hi* trial esu Wished an ineentrovertible altbi, , showing beyond possible doubt that | bad been in ehnrch daring tbe ^ entire service. The young man was d acquitted. a Life Lengthened. ' a Dr. Hall la bis excellent Jonrnal of 1 n gives tta following Mnsihla * and suggestive rulte under the above I It 1. Cultivate an equal temper; many | J foUen dead in a fit of passion. ! II 2. Eat regularly, not over thrice a | y day. aod nothing between meals. 1 h 5. Go to bed at regular hours; grt ' as soon at you wake of yourself, b and do Dot sleep in the day-lime — at not longer than ten minntea j b before noon. ] fi i. Work always by Lbe day, not by | • tbe job. | P 6. Step working before you are very much tired — before yen are "fagged 1 0. Cultivate a generona and aceom- j 0 iDodating tamper. j '■ 7. Never cross a bridge before you j 0 corns to it; this wUl save yon half tbe | • troubles of life. 1 1 8. Never eat when you are not 1 nor drink when you arc not 1 thirety. 6. Let yonr appetite always came ! a utteovlted " *. Coal or in a place greatly I fi >, titan tha ane in which yon j ti 1 bare been exercising, This simple | f< , xnle woald prevent in atlcaable dick- | ( Mas aDd save mil liana of lives every o t fife".?... a 11. Never resist a call of nature for a . single mdfcaot. D 12. Never allow yourselfto be chilled (, through and ffirongb; It is this which p deatroys so many every year, Ins ft w c days' sickness, from poeumeoia- p called by home lone fcvar— or in- c (■mmitlsn aftha tnnas g flammatien tta

I. IS. Whoever drinks no liquids al i meals wiB add jrwire o^pfoasaral'lr a existsnce to his life. CM cald or warm n drinks the fa rater Is tta moat perr aicians. Drinking at meals Indue s, e prreaos te sat more than tbey oihtr- - wise woald. as any 00# can verify by , ex;«e rim.nl; and B is an ekeeae or d epilog which devastates tta land wit It a atckneas. auff-rlng and death. e 16. After fifty years o^pgr, if n«ll a . day laborer, aod sedentary pareonr »t . tn^tf, should eat t>nt twice a day -In . the moisleg and about four lefts 1 afternoon; for every organ without a adequate real wfll "give «ut" pie- . m.torel?. •> I 16. Begin empty te ta oeder tta - bcr'gn influence af tta CbristeiO re- , Ugfon. toe it "baa tta prtmlae of tta life that now It nod bf that whteh is - to come." ■■ -V / < * A (etewd Advice. ,- > "Mrdam. do yen know 'hat yon 1 l psaaaas one ol the best vo'teea ' in the ' e wpvhi," aaid a eaqte fctaa^Jo «. i I Division street w«£mc\opeday TW* ' ( "aak. > "Indeed, do yon tiling, ao ?" re ' fflied she. with a>«<h af pride at tbe , ' "I do. moet certainly," continue;! ' 1 tta raaret? "for l^-'J^u hadn'U It ' ; wadli have bean want eat -long • rot the fleet time it that woman p -1 . BfMta hadn't k word to sgy.-fCfll- I tago Jocrnalr • | •» -

A Hlpptry Ttasa pa Pop the qacsttsa. She came tripping from the church , door, bar lacs flushed hy emotions ) awakeMd by tbe just n tta red die- , course, and eyes bright with loving I expectation. He shivered 00 tba t curbstone, wtar^ for an hoar he tad ■ waited impatiently with a burning ] heart fairly palpitating to hit throat, t and frozen fingers In hit packets. — t linked arms and started for tta c residence of her parents. After a t few moments hesitating silence Ve 1 said: "Jane we have known each other * long. You m'tst know just hew I 1 Ton must have seen that clear fi down at tta bottom of my— Ob, Mos- f He bad slipped down on tbe ice a with ao much force that hia spine was c driven up into Jilt tat. and his p tat was tipped over his nose, but c | tbe was a tcodet hearted girl. She h . did not langh, bat tbe carefully 0 | helped him 10 hia feel and said gently: t "Yon were saying, John, when you ], slipped that the foundation— Oh,good- fc She *iipped herself that time, and e saw little star* come down tti> dloce >. her eyes, but he pullea her up * in haste and went on. 1 "Yes; just as I said: clear down at g tbe bottom of my heart Is s fervent p on which 1 build my hopes. - 0 love has helped me etend face— 1 Thooder!" y He waa down again, bnt scrambled a before she could stoop ta help him, p and she aaid breathlessly: j "Yee, yea, John. You renumber. 0 yon just aaid a lore which helped you ■ stand and face thunder. And that tl founded your hopes on— This fi peaky ioal'' ..„ a There the eat. John giaapad tbe s; loose part ofher stcqu.-, between tba d •banlde*#. wilb one hand, and raised p her to tar feet, as one weald lift n from a pall of water by 'the a back of the neck. Then lie esld with, increased earnestness: b "Of course, darling, and I have longed for an opportunity to tell my ft longed for opportunity tell

love and to bear those sweet Up* whisper — Whoop!" , Somehow John's fact had alipped under him, and be bad coma Uke a capital Y witk bit head and feet pointing skyward. She twined her fingers iu hia curllug lacks and raited him 10 the stature of. a. set hi* hat firmly over hia eye* ^ wilb both hands, sod crlfltln brealh"I understand and let me assure I John, that if it is in my power to yonr caret aod make brighter ' your journey through life to- Jernaa- | lem!" John stood alone, and aaid with vehemenV: * "Oh my precious! and thus shall it j he my life laog pleasure to lift you from tbe rude ttsnaulu of earth and | surround you with the loving attoaachore of— Texas!" And there they both set together. had pearly reacbud the gate, and band to hand, aDd with boat la j overflowing with the bltea of yoiiog first confeSSTSih they er. pl Along on their knees up lb 0 front step, and | soon forgetful ofthair bumps 00 I the softest cushion of tha parlor sofa. In Ineisleat ol (ha War. Tta Springfield (Ifl.) Junroal prists 1 acomiuunicaiioo, which reads thue: ! Detnoi-ratic oewapaper of Spriagj UI., tells of a young lawyer Troon city, who daring the- rebellion, fousd.hlmaelfon one of Gen. Banks' j team boa u on Red river, when an order was isaned to pot all civilians ashore, but who, refuging lo be put ashore, had himself placed under ar rest, and Ukea to tile headquarters of Uatiks There be waa given a by the Geaera) and satal liberty. | One day he trie lo the J cot of the j Provost Marshal, when .an oW ,ls)jj J in and complatavd of tta de- , came tn sou cmnpiaiupu ui sua ut'

atructiou of a large sm-iuot nfootlen. J t The Pr«voat Marahnfjintrodnafid tar j « U the young lawyer who undertook ! » bar case, took the |iro*'<s. shook the " duet off Alexander frwm his : fort, hid . a hit (Had, Ggn.Tktnti«.afffotilaod'lrft '■ '- for the N-irtlt. ' Hi- pruaccateti his j V claim s-jccsssfully. taking ti, /ram.^M ' if District C tor* in r'-priugfield lo the 1 It- Supreme C-turl in Washingten. and \ back again te the DUtnct' Uaurt, j' a wtavv it was deci-ttd. 'lie recovered ! 1 every dollar's worth of the cotton, 1 *ay* the pajtgr. 'and tta aid lady gave > him one-UArd, bm-inuliug te f78,000, t and thanked her stare thai she. had ■ - wrrrbran Introdored te William M. 1 Springer, wbe aow-sita aide by aide • ftith that same Gen.. Banks in tea • Forty fourth Congress.' On thla t soma income of 676.400 Mr. Springer ( i -refused to pay hie turame tax, *<■ ; prosecuted, and his fine homestead j k wet toM by tta Colted Slataa Marek*! 1 le satisfy tta axeeution to tatalftiaf , 1 Ihe Govern men I. The yoangtowyaf ' j < - now pying to persuade tta Culled i i 1 States Cqun te riatore hia prepertf- , , Time wiU determine ta te how ta will succeed ' J Let n» HaYe It:— Tta Mteot in- " veoitoo is au "ajax* clothes Ihqe." ) ?l is made Of «« wta la otaoeeted < with a strong electric battery. An , a twos pi to remove a garmenl from the Iter eenode aa alarm to tta aaaate J Wrootn..dmita loore foor -tavapt* bull d»*a. xWft'oaa f. aho^gta ^t' ptHdtioo te rafaetfac yaifl. I \ & - "V * '•

. Baraaas aa a Tauag Lavar. That waa a big book P. T. Bortuna wrote abaat-himseU. It U very complete, too, bnt there is one little Incideot which he either forgot te mention, or which got pied when the went to press. It occurred when the great showman wa* a young ■nan and a resident af this section. lions te a yonng lady living In NewBeing a son or poor bnt bon> eat parents, ta waa obliged to walk . over to the village whiob contained hia adored, on the Sunday night* be visited ber. When there ta labored nnder another and more awkward , disadvantage. The young lady's conceived a aingnlaraod moat violent dislike of the amiable embryotic showman. This necessitated extreme lion. 00 the pert of tta lov*r, and waa equal te the emergency, a* a matter of course. Hie (ogres* to the waa by a window on the second floor, whichhc reached by spring ing Irom tbe cover of a cistern curb, and catching hold of - tbe window lodge. His egress wa* effected by hanging foil length from the ledge, and then dropping to the cistern cova fall af about six inches. One - Sunday be took with him on hia visit ! young man who now carries hia ' silvered hairs behind a Dsnbury counter. Tbey reached the j place,. the young lady saw the aigual, opened the window, end the famous | sprung up into bliss. The | man waa te amuse himself j about the village nntil.tb* hoar efde? { parta re. He amused himself. It j don't wym possible that anybody j oould be so brntal, but that yenug • man actually removed tbe cover to the eistero." TheiThj *at down by the ] fence and Ale currants, and calmly ' waited (he result. P. T. fiolsheu j sparking. A»d backed ent of the win-, the foil length hi* hand* would | "Geod by," ftegaipnd In e whisper 1 ta prepared to drop. "Geod by, Titian/,? ' rfhe .whispered b*ck-' '*. . . , Then he Jet go end inatentij shot freea eight into d yawning abyta of I r trem eight into a abyss of

1 darkness and rain water, and if be j tad eotyf. ljdfa beqfcd to a j i white gleV be could oat tan. created. 1 man ef a eomJDotieO to striking the ^ I water . Itie not oecesiary to repeat ' ! what Mr. Barnuni eaid, beth when, 1 crawling nut of the cistern and dur- .' 1 tag tta eight aUee walk home, but j shortly after he became a Universal- , • 1st. — Dmbory Nemi. A Haas Wbt*PMa'l Ovvrrettmate Hlwteedl. ' ' Hebrew merchant from a wcet- 1 • era city, went ta'.o one ol our lurgr wholeaaln bouaee the. other day, and j said he wished to bay about 81,500 wertb .tf good*. He was wilflng to ! i pay 81.200 cash, and give hinVote for I ' ninety days for (be reel of lb# trill.— > The firm looked up tba boose which the customer represented .and came to tfae coDcIqafoo that bt* note wouldn't - be of mnch value. They conclude 1 . I Uowenar, to sell him the goods he uc1 aired, to* king a sufficient advance -in [ the tartar price to coyer tbe bote.— [ Tta - sale was made, and- the bill I amounted to 81 460. The purchaser 1 paid (be 81,800 and drew bit Bote for ■ tbe remainder. "Now, mine (fiends, 'aalil In, "I Vents yon to gif me von preacot 1 I always has a present after ae big a ••Well," replied tiie merchant, "we . 1 can't give yon much of a present, bnt yon can plrit out nuecktie lor yourself 1 IT;je>aerieh." • H 1 "Nc.'eo, I vanle 00 nrckthe. I 1 ra*!U a titk drees'for orioe vifk." "O, we can't do that!" said the merchant'; but III tell yonftrhatw* f will 80. We will giro you your | "My note! No, py my gracious, 1 , j takes re -necktie !"— Er. (disuse la IVr fa" Malar.

, Tba Jersey City Journal says.: |f tamo; af the legev beer bgewea tavr k i made era tracts te reevter a supply ol t iter from ibr State nf Maine, where 4 j Ita-cro). -m asni:t» he pl-nty. The 1 c-ieiniU wrre medr at W 66 perteo , j In .(re early pan nflta eeesnn, but as , : itw prrepect* are poor for a crop this t | yvhv iu abw aeotion tbi- ice oompank* 4 pretax- an sahterialniaa y pre poti lion b.st ha naif, per ten. la couseqermer j '* ibis several brewers ere sheet lp ' •-ud an event an Maine to endeavor ' ' to prpenre the nece*»*ry aopbly. wh)cl;-w|!l b* «hlpneil te ttla dty by 1 j schooner*. ' '" 1 Yale College, accrfrding to report,; " * has s.lnpted a novel rotlh -d 1 ' eduo I 1 klop.'laod apparently a good tow. Bq> t 1 whob-'tenfor clam, accompiniod by I ' erkcrel tabbed prnfi taer*. were takes • 1 to' NrwYut* Saturday eight to see t 1 "Jufiua Csesar" ae-brooglii eat at- ■ 1 Bootlra Theatre. TW trip la de- ' 1 eefihed '-aft" en exeareUa te olody e ! fUmaB 'mrcbitrcture and amiqeilles. P Wt.lrual that the manner in| Whieh , the |.lay was pre-e-ntedl and the strict , 1 attention paid tp arehmolagical re- v" quirsmeoU, justified tb* description. 9 M, ta» »'ti> Wlbettitr j naUcnal and intartalional gymn.te a ties, aod now thealm. aod ty;xt,.we 01 au >|iq*a, eperea, tta aoademlc ednoa- " th a offta'eoming American bey wUl qoofraat powerfully Wttb tta eduya- m tiosoffoaflatar. ;; K K-SSkWS r "ta one who pays j J, bill weekly. t* -V y

Varieties. *■ "Lightuljjf never strikes twice la >7 tbe same plane, " says a Maryland . " lie farmer, "end neither dote a fiatiren." 3 a Boston merchant tayt that If ' » everybody will let basinet* alone buainqaa will revive Now mind your >g buslneaa and tee. n. The CincinnaU "Commercial has >- oome lo tta c# Delusion that Use only r- curc'for intemperance it mere water >> and lee* wblakey. Ik Jnataa sure aaa little btqr gets hold d of an unloaded pistol it ie anre te go j * off and kill some oae. How the charge d gets in there is a mystery, d Tbe Washington Stab adviser 'a young men to keep away from Wash1- ing ton. We'd go father than that is c people wcren'taO obstinate, ie It baa beerf ascertained ttat a hen d may Uro to be twenty -eight yean old, but of course mnch depends on whelh- , >e er the coop la accessible by aigbt. 7 Danbury Newt; You (will notice [ that when a boy etepa on a Canada >, thistle, er slick a tpliliter info fite w foot, ilk invariably a Tew seconds be- _ y fore school. 1, It ie estimated thai forty-eight mem- •- her* of Congees* will deliver speeches ie | oq the "eurreDcy"beforcgreas starts, it ! Look out for sbiuplasters with the ' is ends torn off y I Aoother lost city hat been diacove «red lost north of the Caspian Sea.— j 1, Let Uie man who lost it come forward a I and pay for this uoll.ee and Uke tta e | old ruina away— 4J Tta experience of Mouul Vesuvius _ v- j teaches that mountains should never [l emekt>— [Worcester Press. But they*" y 5 can't chow or drink. Wha- is a g mountain le do. p| A New .York coroner's jury has e j actually cwisurr> a' street oar comy I i>auy foriunnuig over a man. It iqay u : tava been a misprint 10 the dally pa- - 1 peys, however. di Donn Piatt saye- ttat a nun luay j ba* big man aod yet, not be a great t | man. The man who said d. i', was not a philosopher will please hack up fi 1 and be kicked. ' The Buffalo Express finds fault with >t . Western tiawapaprr gramraat, IVo'd 'f ratiier qae bad grammar for twanty 1 j for

■ f jeers than have the office burn down 1 j on a cold winter 's night. Lj A priaonerfat the Detroit House of I , Oorrcctloo, when iiaudcd a piece of I I her snap burst lute tears end aaid:— ' never could eat ooap, no bow; '■|it alwayagivea me -the brartbnro!" - 1 j ' Why don 't men a wear -wb«U Alley ' anutlooe?" asks Taliuage • Did Mr, Talmsge ever Isy amund ibe fonce- . corners lUi'tl sec a lijue farmer pick up 1 a bumble bea?e What did tlublaimtr - bu.su 11 ii. Anlhony likes JCsoaae, • and lias trot been outside ef tie Rtate ! for aiRioiontlis. After all, Sueau B. 1 j lS* good woman. She talk* a goad ' deal, bnt thin queens aroguijly of tbe ' same. ' rO 3 Wisconsin wolves ban t around -aad " 1 travel about uutH tbey find a math ta « who parts hi* hair in HA- middle, end - 53 aod tiiru thai man vuudcnly disap- , pear Hindoo creditor can get trace of ■ • 1 A Chicago paper rays .of Chicago gamblers uud^ad cnefl; "Tbey insult. I swindle, rob, assault and kill people ■ impunity." A man with a lifting- 1 : machine would siqnd no ahow'io ihat * I When one uiau ou a street com- ' - mencel *to. talk about the suite of bit 1 thermometer on a certain cold morning every other resident makes up ! his mind lo go one lower if it freezes , ; every potato in the cellar, r Bngham Young, now when be it old enough iodic, tayt betas more I to live for than any other man in America. His great ob(ect for tta i next hundred years •vill be to keep 1 A nn Ellra out of that alimony . A Cleveland burglar says ta d can't care s Ornl. for the bark of a dog or I (he eall of a man from tta. head of tbe" stair*, but when he bears a woman Jump .-in -# V-d he know* hp should he Jar o way a* soon a* possible. he Jar possible.

It b*v been ascertained thai, tta ' most *u cereal ul bank robbers' in this '■ country are men of Engllib" birth.— ' Americans have bad to stand'a great deal. Ai.! linvli b-v n very patient, bat 1 this >« th- hist straw, poMtlr.'ly. . -j Mlamuteriag. 1 ■ '.'til (' ", , Our who was a stammerer for ycat* v ; , jrrti e»' "No stiiium. riag. 'person ever \ found uny liiflii -uiiv 111 tinging. Tbe .reason vfthis ia-ihat by obacrving Uic nu«isuiv of tlie music by keeping time *■! the urtanv »r sp-cch nre kept in such potitivu ttat enuticintiod is casy.— * Apply Ibc same rule to reading or ' • speech, tind the name result win follow. L-.l tin- stammerer take a -aensay ibfaj one, "Leander swam till- ilelU spont."-' Proup^DCC it by sy Unifies. Scab It, keieptnfftiilais^W - (A tits finger if necessary, letting each liable occupy the same tinni thug£-••Lr-*S der-swam-tbe-Hd-leaqx>tofc«' and h. fiQ 0,01 atammdt; Let him _ pronounce slowly at Aral, then fester, Mt still keeping time— ksepilaf U«u witl. w mti. instead of a vltobtatend ta - will te surprised to find tb*t, to a very liule practice, he will read wUhiv as peraon* orditaoily talk er xaad. then pracllc. Ibta in reading and S conven* I: on until the tablt it brokaw , 1'enc-. rrancc it all ttat it oecea- -/ to perform a perfect en re. . J Ifyour. wife say* anything about . ; green wood your^rrply «honld be;— j a young republic Mrngvied Into lift." and »o on. If yea ate well patted yen out talk ber. . ; >-» '-cMH - . ' M