6&pe May Wave

.VOLUME XXI. CAPE MAY CITY, NEW JERSEY, SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 1876. " WHOLE NUMBER 1080. _ . ,.,-v . V— ; 1 ' ' "

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I — m ■■•■«■ w mm- « hftto««aZite£ri^ ••« •^o-Z^T • Mama Ml U wtU J— ffg. UllblimUkuiftiiMU ilal - Of Ik. waratete •oftl; 5r.»kUr OitlilkmNTawM. "Meamfal these* Ik. rtffiaa Mm,', : ai tary atUI ta. MOTJ Ml. • n TVt. im ,|H||U wrtL tMUtlWipUII. • An M tlrtpc o. iloov .a* lUlkf J um,«pi»i..MM -AM, Fmrn. >kll. M MM,', MMIM t fl» Death's Ult lMp.Uk W MM. I. 11 lk>l DM, tua.ir ■kra^ <M* RnMlF MllUf kMM. TMlMlOWtlMlHIHlMinil ».l h.»« ta»tl natiwow ^ J ' Maaoo't berry kind to Fowpej, numMt^iMw iw, . ru'wUMMPMIw • Ha wjaM tor grab. Ita. Ml , ktasteji X.» « +a t mnl.W.1 r TM*«kle MI ^ j U ba mrrad Ik. L»r? .1 Wlsallr Ik. tun man taOiat ' BmA.mr.klMr taaa. : A.MM,|ll b.UM kU ■»«!, la kk I.^.M.l<^Mj»Ut.. WM> to kM a. toyfktF Trt* s ,^.TCTT??tKBU E Du>kkMMk.M, ■MMMAlltfutnMUr, I IAIT.Mb.AhMk'. Mill Ik. Mtt M AMI; Itarar. , 'MM tto rel. ma'# BIT*- Mr; |UU|ipi.UM«IIM WVr. tto w.oil»M,tol«lF fattier, ■ isr xzzsz*. rnal >k aaa Ik. Mtof. 1M0 IMWuklWiTlUailrn' . -Maaaal Uaaaa! BUMIu^k ' ' Tni>J. k.M M aa yarn' stoelter, MlfHiiulalHimuit, Tkkl I HI MUM Ik. colore , A. IMj i~o. k| nMi IW| J Hcn'.lk. p.)*' .IfMAIkkl rrMFM, iirnmii HUM.Aid tto*uatorri.i«i to .i.hii 0m piarar ta Jmbi— ud Ik. >oldw t WklM Ik* nojdo.l'. u,l. ..1 Blegl.d Wltk Ike rtpFluf riumr. ; -Bt.H LT.» Lrtcorianxt ■mum* ia l iah. . a DAiaaiBB or brioham louHtt.Jr ; Etxirra with a orhtilk. - TJu Sail Like TrlbD»«" wrtlt On i atowt*: II More th»D ilirrc/eare mg", Chaa. - a HopkiM, mil and (ell ia lore • with Hi** Alice S Vooog tbealdrel r daafhur of Brifhtn, Jr. Tb. ywaag geoil.ru. u «u forlujiito ibe r iMk by the Irate f.lh- r, who laid t audi aa iujaoou-n opon the anlt.r t to au; ana; ijiat it waa po.IUe.lj aaaafc (or him to diaobey the sua. ' Seerj meau *,» then . mplojed to peeeent lb- jonng lady Ironi aeaiog , bar lueer. She «u Ukeo by the iMg- . aUaria. of the pn.-atUo >J on m .aalotia from piaet to pbor. with th» laten- ' tion of direr ting l» r miod. aad. if • poalble, loalWaaie her albeUoB for e her lorrr, ,1 loam to bring bar St . eooUet W.tb other T«one Uonaeoa. A. tome of wli..m die might le-r« to BOile »poo. Finally a Mormon. I oetert heK at an ,1 .talligent young ttaa - aaarwly of her .iwn age, a.idrdwed r kittaelfto her eood grace., and 4 all ham a a appearaurr. became the acr. PfW Unr. Bit lore waa gesaiae, I aad, it It. lid. .it, me. became tear- , SOkmrtog. He wailed onoo hwtMl dwroatedly oaUl alio oat lb. eery boar ; that.be danced away with ibe other ' bOow, and lor the patt twa jwo - Sriggr baa looked upon biai at *0 . aarior of bte danghter, eooawrergiag - Mm tb hi. aoiL T 1 ta abort it became generally to ba ■ regarded at a bet that Mln Alice and her new Jorer wetie engaged to be ; married and M to wot improhaMe that be. at wall aa her parent., ware happy in to A a belief. She would " CO 10 balk aad place, of amnnml with him, and by preerreoghumat ' would meet Hopkins, bat with aoch wArokams wen these memiagt 000l ducted that her meet iatimaU Mtod . ma. did uokfiiwD of tha matrimoakloaMta i. prrnriomi aad daodaoiiae meaiioge wen had k (ram Uok to Urn., and an epistolary detection 'between bar aad her aid j. tame Tha day tot and tfce r Ob. d.y iaat »«rk .he .-at "w -rd to U Mr. ,n^drin* that b » fcther w« ! K at ^d to' to^ . da tato ritb-c hmg. and witbtoS " "■ ' : . k

u berioror. A maiaal frimto had lew liken lata tb. pki, tad to tun »U left the ooadaottag oi « St Ira Tb» young man who wapto aid In the aa cape, accompanied by Mr. HopkiM, drove to the residence of the young lady.. the "White h«ppm; « tha hfc but fooad all the galas of tbt gnat ■Una wail aeowaaiy looked aad the xirl wt. aowban to be aaco. On the following day it wee aaoarLiued that the prophet nt holding' a eacrat ooaeian ia hia tehodt boota within the ancloeun that Aiiaa Brad, and that tfca gates had therefore beea closed to ezclode Intniden. Forth- _ ** ,niM the aaa timi ha. btoa wasting hi. iflbctlon am Um girl for lbs iaat twa yean bad dkeppaf lo to , •pood the oraaM. Plana were ( again adjurtad, and ,ta be executed on Monday night She was to ereug- . gle her clothing out of the boom aad , place it wader a dsaigoatod true in , the yard, when the young men wen , to go at 6 o'clock p. at, and take tt swar, and two boon later to go for the young My. . At tb» appointed bimr. they went , with a light oohiric to the bant gate , of the prince, ahd while one held the , bones, the other proceeded to load in , tbo gtrim panowal eStcta.ln the mno- , while k-opiag hie piatol ia hand, well , knowing that to be found lending ( Ibe pnmien of the prophet would ( bring upon blm a aarioaa and perbapt J a dupe rati figbt Thh patt of the , work waa done with no disturbance; , but shortly afterward Brigam, Jr.. , mistrusted aometblag wat wrong, and Mitt Alice dad In tearch of ber larer, , h.Uy pursued by her fother. Making , her way dowa Mate aiiaat, she mat , Charles near the ruin* of the First National beak, whoa *b. told blm , tbay bad been dlacotered, aad thai , ber fhther ws. pormflag bar. , He directed her to remain there , whUe be called a hack to take then to , tba minitUr, but before he nturnerl she beard ber father eomiogdosm tha •t root pqfing aad Mowing bks a porpoise Id distress. Shi crossed the - street In front of the Detaqjbbn saloon and when ber father bed goes ty the returned; bat no sooner bed ehe got back than Brie ham, Jr., turned aad waa coming toward bar, when the 1 dodged behind a pile of adebee In the . street, where she remalaed concealed onlil he had paepad ont ef right. She was tuudb excited, for It wsaa narrow < escape aad ebesrae delemiiaod net to ] she hurried seram tha strest. ran ] through (be allay Hear billiard ball, and going across lots to 8econd Sonth ' street, made ber way dinetly to the ; residence of bar lower. In the Blxlh ward. When Charley returned to where . had left her, of enures be was wild : with excitement. ;(br be naturally, i enongh thought that aha had hwn captured nod canted back to the bar- < em. A ntrftber of friewda were r. called and stationed 00 ail the principal oornera. to watch for her, while ha with tme companies drotw to Mt ■ home, where the by Mis tfrne had arrteed. The three now proceeded to L the reeidtooe of the Ber. Mr. Welch, " who mnyried (htforrrs and teni them home with Mt Mteelur. * The Immnnltr Dwdgo W.a't Work , <> TMt VMM. J Hie Honor. looked aautwally glum a- (bet morning, sod the aide of hie foes wat celtegeaeaad with lawg stripe of la .ticking platter at he made hit way « pefofhtl v , as If t/oubW srHh t nrere ■" wha boms oFtoe knowing oust aa they - glancrd at him whltperrd : "The old if maul metb»r-io-fcw is l« tow* w agais'.'' aad wlU who* they saw fi old B -eawax .110^,061 df dgki, j, l. Throwing a hook no the tat* *uh to a atam that wot a^eiear through the >. hearts dr ibe priesaat. in tha dock, he ill "Tim Mflta." i I " "Here, tir," rnpiiod a ragged little t, tpoclmea of hUMKUj, weariag two r- Mack eyre, a owcHm mm aad « rad m beard. ir "Wrli, Tiawthf, ymt are charged * with the horrible crime of wife boatfo lag. W bat hare you to tay tor jourI aHf?"' « "lit all a mistake, yet honor.'1 ' replied Tom. "BJC.Mf that Baked •d "S Hence," thundeiml hi. Uoor, •e tdaa't try to deoetre me with ,och b aoueenat for I toU yWlWhy. . re woman V Incapable of sack enmity, id and I'D e*od you up throe nwuthe tt for aamultrng your wrfe and make »« it tbme mom tor tytogTto t» - ad Turn, "because IV* loaaaa." J ry pewrc bT my wll. tha! I'm lnumo," » shrieked Tim.apmttiag Bmwwax who j* waa trying u fttttf him out of Dm •> ""Tim MUm." roared hi* Hoooc, • "tkda c^ort )i to ts Hew Jeraey, *• — ""FT] Y - - TSllll I ^ l*slAd tooana, at iVwauid bo daa- «• grroo. in bare you mawteg s««u«d ^ Aa Bans waa M bin away ho e- fctd been tetod to Bridheteu aa (bon Z rw' • V '* worn- : !>• - - -a 'A- ■ ton-. ■

, 'THMMWhaiOfcrtauBUICommuti c bare granted cooteeeloci 10 varidua eutarprites for making money an the ! ground' , aa<L it it well thai the peol Vb thould understood the method ' adopted. To the goooral public I thai , small Importance, A fifty cent stamp 'at any 000 of lbs aamerone entrances secures full admission to all ihr grounds and ail theeshtoliioo buildlaga. There la no other necessary txpooM. W ha later otbrr money it ' expended is sedentary. There are on aide ttiwwe which neetoln lo the een- ' hral work of ijm CommiaaioD. Bat there aje many concnggmt J : which the Coraraiaaion bat sold, ex1 ciusirc rigbti to 'he, aalea of oerlaln ' articles, or use of certain franchises which amount io the aggregate to a ' luge sum. Thue theOntonnial Catalogue Company pay S 100.000 for the excloairo right of printing and 1 belling the oftcial catalogue. Tbe Wettfrod Pataenger Bail road Com- . pa.qj r narrow guage. pays $30,000 - The rrstau rants pay about $5,000 ' each. - A royalty it collected on beer ; at the gates of S3 a barrel, which It j estimated to yield $50,080. Soda I water ia to pay 163,000, including a j royalty of $2 00 each fountain, and I ataliooery. chairs, eh-sa tor., pop com, ($7,000 for pop com), pbotograpbers i and odolxiioof-rs all foto to swell the | toll ma ted receipts from ibese rentals or concessions to tha grand sum of 1 $450,000. The large* item, that f-t I - cptaingpm, it pot estimated. It is a oootrcct price, aod so with moat of ttia other items. One firm pays $18,MO for the priyilege of erectiog 6vc 1 cigar stands. It wilt be soon thai p-rsoua applying for pririlegea to sell most form I them from tbe 000 tractor, who bold I tbe cooceesiooe. The following is tbe C&tennial Catalogne Company. excluslre right of printing .nd 'selling the official oaUlogue... |HX>,000 Qlobe Hotel, nse of part of groopds 10.500 ' VfaaUaod Fammgsr Railway Company, transportation of 'Jtaemgers in narrow-guage rail road through tb. grounds; percentage on reoipu , saimated *1. — 10,000 Rm lAur.nl, P. Sodreau. .»» York 6,000 '*—*«" R-.traur.nt, Tobias k 1 (Mbura. Phlladriphia. 6.080 Trols Frerro, PrOTenceaux Re«taurant, X.. Oonyurd, Farts... 6,000 - German Restaurant, Lauhrr, ' FhttadetphU — - 6,000 Hebrew Restrsnruu Chas. Coilman, Philadelphi. 6 000 ' Agrlonltnial Hsll. OnataT Mlhi, San rranrlsco.. 5,000 Cafe is main hnllding, Frank Ormn, FUladmphia- (.000 %b< other cafe., not yet . . uawardml- — — 35,000 Royalty of 43 per bbl. on beer, m»T»e collected at tb. gates, es(ifbpatod — 50,000 IBlk Dairy Association, Phil a • klPtfiS? 4,000 ' xJmosSakary; maaufceture and sale at Vienna brud ... ... 8,000 1 . Chooolste and candy manufactnrlng ; pririlage of aellinp 1 product — 5,000 1 BadA-water prtrilege ; (Sua. W. Tlippinco'.t A Co..PkOaddpUa . . and J. W. Tnrtis, Boston. '■*38,000, and a royalty of 42 1 on each fountain, astlmaud 1 • at 432.000 4|000 Virginia Tobaedo Faetory.t pri- . ■ rilege «f mannfaetnring and K 1 selling — — 3,000 Cigsrt aad tobsooo, 5 stands, fa 8. FUramlng A Co.,FhUaddphU-- 18,000 1 CsnteniU! Rational Bank; banking pririW. ; building to coat 410.000 4,000 . 6xfr Deposit establishment; Par , rel k Co.. Ptlladalphia 6,000 ' Centennial Guide book Company P exclusire pririiega of selling guide books (no adrertise- , -Tnibtn)-. 6,000 ' Centennial Photographic Also- : f^jsa-aars ' jffSiZ'ia tMnrtoMfa bo lid- 5,000 > Msg; Parish k8tokmRslUd.lphia.percenlags of raoripU-s-timntod — — — 50,000 " $W»ne shop for doing irortr for tory.for supplying axI toioiw, and 440 tor meh ohair max 800 aatlmatod 45 ,000 making. 14,000 ; ' percentage on raoripU, asti- . maud 84,000 I ttsparimaut of PahUe CmsforU; sal. of stationary, eara of par- ■ u.0. • >H»,4»e 1 A ffarreltou Clock. , A suarrvljoaa pleat of mechanism 1 ha* Just been exbfhUefi lq Parte, & 1 it an 'right day flock, which chimes i The quarto's, plays < sixteen runes, (_ three ' tunes every twelve 1 hours, ur at' any intervals raqttired. I Tb* baud, go round aa toliow" One [ oooe a mioato; on. mica au V-urt . sue oov a w«k;> aor hooe a ir«ilh; » OOa ooce aytwr. hfoosetht w-oe't ; I W*5hfr^Atottitotoi«lsea*k, tha time a^ uijiuani' In *ater."b.ir i thh and half Atod,. gad (her- 1. a t e" nous contrivance U reptoaaot -.ba » water, wbit-b rises- and falle. lilting 1 aamar .ipe as high water 'tide as if they wire iu n>«icc, add, aa It , locudve kw-mg ' then dry aa tba , tend* Tile dock show- ike boar af t 6b dav. i os Uay of the weak, ibe (toy . •ftiir'K-mtb, the mom;. .( (be t.ir: I amdiu ti-e day as the mraKp. proriaiM i» matte 'for the Wag and ta. short s mmtyhe. II vhowa tor efcM of (h2 • aodtac; it «rik-A "'-/5(w3c»,imm e to.ty- or msy aa • totwrow UM ■-■ ■■? <\jw fog every day in rhe yew

M*. Timpklwa tow. THB DtrnCULTT nt HER CAS*. * ' ^ -T* * " _ « Mr. Tompkioa, ef Germaatowa, I rsoantly bought a cow of a man I i named 8mlth. who liroa ever at the I , Hieing Sun. She was warranted to I p be fresh aad a •rat-rets milter. Whea 1 . Mr. Tompkins gM ber home be asked < , his hired man Moeoey. if be kuew e I. how to milk a cow. and Moeney ouid I .. .f course he did. Tbe animal, there- 1 , fere, waa eoMlgwed to Meecey's care. < „ On the next day, however, Meooey came iato the bouse to tee Mr. Tomp- < kins, aad aald ; t j "Mr. Tompkioa, that man cheated c yau ia -that cow. Why, she's the ~ iwfullest old toast thai ewer stood oa 1 t four legs. Dry aa punk; kasn'tgot a R drop af milk In her. New that's a s j ' positive fact. I've been trying to lf milk ber ter three or four hours aud j I can't gat a drop. Might.'as well try t to milk a cl.lbes bene. A regular 1 fraud t'1 ■ ^ "This ia yery extraordinary,'' ex- J P claimed Tompktaa. J r "Tea, sir; and she's sricked. I § j nersr sen such a disporiUon Id a I cow. Why, while I was working t { with ber she kicked like a flint leek j | musket; butted aod ruled around, y j knoetod two boerda off of the side of j I the stall, aod booked tbe feed box in- t e | to splinters. I'd ruber bother with a s I a, tiger than with such aa oltl cow IS ,f that." t 80 Mr. Tompkioa drove over to tbe R Biaing ouu to sac Smith about it, aud s when b< complained that Smith bad sold him a worthless aoy vicious beast t t j aud a dry cow at that. Smith said 1 | lie agreed to go back with Tompkins, I: Q aod investigate tbe matter. Wheu d j they reached Tompkio's stable, t e ' Moooey was oot about, but Smith • icsroded from tbe wagon, approached ' the cow, aod to 'the aalooisbm.it of | ! Tompkins, milked beg without the * 0 sligbteet difknlty, the cow meantime I s 0 rvmaiaing perfectly quiet and eveo ! breaking out now aod then into what i t , Tompkins lhaught looked like smiles j a I »! satisfaction. Aod then Tompkins I ; went to hunt bis hired man. He said ' ] 0 to him: 1 j 0 "Mooosv. what did you mean by jt tolling me that our cow was dry and [■ 0 ugly* Two said yen could oot milk l Q her, but Mr. Smith does so with.ot any diOculty. sod the cow remains , 0 perfectly passive." • Q "I'd like tones him do it," said ; ( 0 Tben Smith sat uowo and proof* d- ' 1 ed to perform the epsratian again'.— Whea he began, Moooey exclaimed: . 0 "Why, my good gracious, man, , that ie not tbe way yon milk a cow, • 0 U 1 "Tea, of course it ie. Moeoey." re- | 0 plied Smith. "How else weald you ] | p 4o It?" "j ''Well, well! and that Is th. way . , ' you milk, ia itF I aot, now, I dido t j 0 1 go about it exactly right. Why yon know, I never bed much experience at the business, X was brought up in town, and bo George, whan I tackled q her. I threw her over on b.r back ' aod tried to milk bee vilh a clothes- \ pin! I eee now, just where I wae wrong. We live and learn, dou'l j 0' 8n Smith went to hia home, aod ' &e eew remained,- and Tonkins' ' 0 man waxei stronger every day in ex- 1 perienee with tb# myeteries of exist- 1 0 1 fa — -V ' 4 lawys* totiritto*. 0 I A similar case to (hat of a Trashy- t teriao ciargymaa commemoratod ia ; ^ the Editor's Drawer of lbs January , 'HarperV occurred in a Maeaacbus- , ctta town, ef high r puu , quite e j 0 suinler of years ago. Tbe town, now j a city, maintained a high school, ee- | cording to law. rik teacher wae esn- t * ployed, at a certain salary, by tha • 0 year. Aftar a while hia servlcrt were ( not found satiafoctory to the school c committee, aod their ehai man, a , emooth -spoken oMJitor ef the legal - 0 prefmeton, was dtpulad Uttpatform | tba ucgrnaioa. task of informing tbe ( mutex of the state of the caae. After . 0 the settlement of the pieliminariee, , tbe point was reached aod tbe pro- , priety ef tbe master's resignation was , A rtiploatalically aad pelilriy suggested. ( - Tb. iucumbsnt. If not quai led to , 3 teach such a school waa a shrewd f Taokaa. He axpronad hju wiUing- , oesa 1* iaays so raadUy thai the com- , n mltise-maL became nnoommonlj t ^ xradeae at the mw of hU miesl.e, , '* "But,'' aatrf the wanhy pedagegua, r '• \"ll my serrioea'ar* pet aa tit factory , * b.re,th.y may be in .ome other plsev; e '• aod a* 2 meet gat my Uvieg. I pre- | * tome you trill give ma a reoanmeo- . " dattoat ' - , "C«rtaiely."rspltod tba eommittas , * iaan, thinking only to teliev. his own { '• town Waa invttciont instructor- .»d ( ,r WAd'.ngij drew Bp the paper en (ha * P?to Blaster read it aod found ii « ' totiafoctory. "Aud now." j raid *a, giaoang ksanft a\ hi r«m-' < l' -employee. "•(*>• tM leeommeoda- 1 » fi-n I am ee well triad lo leach, 1 1 ■ will thank yoo to payjmd tha teat of y aiy salary for tbe Expired half a 1 r: W' , « The lawyar yraa eaaato aad th. 1 ^ Poo^wopatl [Bmpb'rMafaiaa i ° But tow utongwa I.sndle a hot J „ lamp cbi.n«y, jmd mf, there ie , »»'$fltoa Hka homo, "at tha quae time. 1

They drove iato town Meadaj, behind a rrnea eyed mole aad a apavboree. They looked oeu Wailed, one ofomtor of tbe party was Uu bead of tha boose, for ehe] handled tbe ribbeoa, and when they halted ' ah. hitched the team, while to stood ' demurely by eod>ak tbe toekat of and her shopping satchel a* (he tbem euL ^ey disposed af ' their prod uoe ai the grocery, sad than entered a dry goede store. Sbe made a few trifling purchases ' of thread, ' plus, used lea, and aoch ' things, aad thee called for two kaeta of yarn. "That sroaf he enongh, Mary," 1 said tha man, plucking her deaaa. ' "I guess I knew what I'm buyh«." she retorted. "But it ain't mora'n hatf what ' you're had afore," be persisted. ' "Wal, that' s none of your buaiBMa. 1 socks am goto' to be for a». aod if I wknt 'em short, you eaa bays ' yar n come way up to your neck, if ' want to." 1 The old man towed to tbe hoertta- 1 ble with a long sigb, as bis partner turned to tbe clerk aad said — "Two yards of cheap .hirtiv, |f ' "That ain't enough, Mary," said 1 the old man, plucking at bar dress ' "Tee -tie." ' "No.it ain't." t "Wall, It's all yool] gft, '• she ' snapped. "Put it up then, mister," said he, ' torniog to the clerk; "put it op, and 1 won't have any." 1 "Who's dole' this boyiu', I should * lo know?" 1 "Ton are, Mary, you ire, he admitted : "but you can't palm off ne " j short shirts oo mt." " Ton act like a fool. John Spioer.'' 1 1 "Mebbe I do, Mary, bet I'll to ' to goah if I'll have half a ' sblrt— no, not If I go naked." ' "Wal. I say two yards 11 eoetagh : I makt any one two shirts." tbs ^ " Mebbe that's eoough for you, j he said, veryqoiatly; "p'raps can git along witb a collar button j | sod a oeck-band; but thai ain't me;- . aod I don't propose to freeae my Mgb j save eight oenla." > ' i "Gil what you want, then." foe . I thrirlced. push log hi mover tbe etool— . , "git ton yards, git a hull piece— git 'a ' I pieces lr you want, torn; but | remember that I'll make you sick for ! Ibis." "Four yards, if you please, mietev —four yards" said he to the clerk; , and jut re ma m ber." he cootinued, j "If you bear of •em flodin' me with ; my head butted, frig to death in a J snow drift, just remember that yau I , heard ber cay she'd make me ah*."' i i And. grasping his bundle, to Art- ! i i lowed bis better half oot orthedaor.— : Fmltaa {V. T.) Tfaut. j, A Soldier's Book. lo military history and biography 1 thv moil notable werk the country produced ia the Memoirs ofGeneral 1 W. T. Sherman, Written by Himself 1 -or, at it might be called, "My Deeds ' in My Words." The sharpness, ' oooclaeoeaa, aod arbitrariness of tha ' autobiograpber's style are character- ' iatic ef - tbe mao. He ie inleqaaly ' conscious of his superiority. The - word of command 'is heard ringing in J every page of his two octavos. No ' mao could, without being laughed at, written what lis bat written' uoleae be had done what be haadeae. Throughout hia autobiography, be ' self-centred, self referring, self absorbed, aod wbea opposed, prouder than a score of Spanish. Aidalgoen. Like George Eliot* ionbejirtdea human thought Into 1 two parte, namely, "my idee.'1 and "humbug;" t ere ia no middle point! then bit intelligence it u solid, quick, broad, "and full of resource u ' hie will ie defiantly self-reliant. there is - something bare, ) bleak, harsb, abrupt, in fait atyl-fc his blunt egotism every now aod then 1 into a rude humor. Hepataen. 1 the back men aa brave ir ont as skill- 1 falat himself, and looks down upon them with good-natured toleration ■ long aa thay look ap lo him; but 1 whea they do aot. disbelief tn Sherman denotes incompetency or malignity in the enlie. His enmities art bearted, 1 and sometimes vindictive. The grave 1 baa closed oyer a man-who ta ta •pltara did at teaataa moch as Shea- 1 man to evarturn the rebellion, and I yet Sherman sparse oot BeeraU^y : dead eny mare than to aparep ' too living. BtUI the book la ! thoroughly a soldier's book, aad WW4 ' take a rank among the moat iaetroc- ' tire and entertolniog military meat- 1 oirs ever written .-Edwin P. Whipple. 1 ia Hmryar'a jfoyoris. far Mtoak. < Tha United Strict con named two ! milBoat ef hunhele ef nennuta last . a fact which eo frightened On , Centennirl Commitnioosrs that thay , leiueed to altew the aota#f that papa Taey feared that tbe litter predated • by tbe ■ bolls would coot mora to ra- I mors than the oewoaaatoo paid <m the « privilege of seBiag them eo tto j isipiii the dtatrtri and $10 to call -it aqware. t -• . -

' A CTua'i naaW. flan , Uwring bis ammo, delivered oo 1 . Buwday morning, 10th task, (a St. j Atoymns Catholic Church. 1a Poten. , town, tha Bar. Father MaLenghUa, . | Um pastor, ualatad him to become I uogufaantot the feet that aoaw of tto r were in the haMt of carrying eh a j , flirtation with steaugece|ta tha ateaata ' r of that baroogh. He aald to aavar , took statements ef that kind second headed— he wanted to to mue ef it, ! , aodta eaflw to make ne atatato he R disguised himself. Dressing himself In (eahiouahta ' style, aad faUy prepared for anything , that aright ocourjis slowly aaeaodrred along a certain pertleo of High street, where beard the Iodise (») wets in tto ' babit of proeecu ting their dangerous yiillmab ap I was not long la meeting \ a number of tbem. He drew from a pocket hto hsedkarchtaf and tbao ' went through the eigaala, which were letarned by tbe misses; also the ' customary cough, and aotfo reemvwd j( Detanaioedtoplayhta part the best J to could, and neks them feel the t , worst possible, ho eo sr reneged hie t walk ae to meet directly in front of gaa Hght. With the Kght ebinlng 1 dlrecUy io hta face, he hurried off bis , disguise, removed hia hat, aud to the n utter astonishment afths frigbtmied b girls, there stood Father McLeughlin! h They did not wait for a second _ thought aa to hew they should lean the spot, whether U run or to walk, , scampered away in different di- p recUoos, only too glad to shut from y their view that face thay were a mo- a steal before so very anxious to am, c It waa enough Ha knew who they ,, aod during tto relation ef the „ Incident they were In cbarch then . at him. He followed up his remarks with tbe promise thai should . member of bit church to ioatteo- t dance at the matqurede balls shortly Q to be gives io Potts town, be would ,. koow w"ho they wars, aod would ax- a ttom publicly before Uw whole church, tto followiog Sunday more- , No scauJal aheuld be allowed io * ha aald, and if any ef tbe . " -msmb.rs persisted In atteodiog ^eaeqoeradrs aod dsndug partita th.y g " should remain awej from that eano- — AVr»i.w», (p,) B^aU. * A Memrerlufolq WapmT^fl its •fngwlar Rranlta. , Some years ago, J. W. Servim. of 11 Amsterdam, aod David Mneoy, of ' I tha Maauy House, io upier to play a ' joke en Stephen A cm rid. ofthe Arorid 1 both of that place, went to r aod told that they bad bet dnaka 1 i on a certain question ia dispute, and ' that ttoy desired him ta act aa referee, 1 1 tto drink* to be paid for wheu the ' bet was decided. Mr. Arorid ae- k cepted the term*, aod drinks to tto " amount of 13.64 were disposed of. 1 SereiM then said he tod bet Maouy 1 The driok* for the entire party at r Arnold's that when the spire of the ' uaw Catholic cathedral fell, it ..aid J r fall to the west; while Usony had ' that it would fall to tto eatU Ol * done the laugh waa upon Arnold. \ , Ha laokad puxated for a moment, theo . quietly pradaclog a book, becarefull) * noted down tbe term* of the tot.— , puriog the gale of Iaat week the spire af that cathedral folk Ii fall to the , want. Tiding* of Um fart reached « Arnold, who drew on hit Ulster a* U J '■ to had teen greased, drove up to bta ' house a* rapidly at possible, pro- I duoed tbb book io which to tod t teeordefl the bci, aod almost before ' Mr. Service tod beard of tbe fall ol tto- spire, he was presented with a c .' bill or 42.50 worth of drinks, with i i aen a year*' loterari added. * **** Bw^ lii dl,,u J Tto TiUUTlUedtoiaa.) HaraU rotates this story: "A timid young { man wat visiting . beautiful woman J ba one of our street*, the other even- t ing. when, after a pause, th* said, e looking at him slooely, "Now I want J propose to yoa-' 'Too are vera, ' kind.' raid tto difldent young man. ' belwcon gsap. aod blushes, 'bol 1 am . oot worthy of tocfa bappiaaaa-aad, in fact, onae of our family are mar- ! rytag propta-besidre my income is x limited— my dlffbnoce' are oa tto t wrong tide— I tore U mart Mr. < smith, and I'm afraid I'H to late.' 1 Then, wfthoui Wahlag to put to hta ' overcoat, he tried to maka hta exit . through tto door of a cupboard.— d •Why" said tto young woman, lifting * tor eyebrows io tor prise, 'I wanted ' yoo to accompany me t* a friend's ae , Mala street- 'Oh, io that esse,' d answered tor awalo, If your toad* > aod the boot ta on. the What ® I shun only to too toppy. but I £ wae afraid- lb. tie, almost dared to L fact I am subject to tbeee a aefaarm;' aad has at dowa aw tto ^ coal acattfa, aad tala tt wat a vmy l cold day— hado't emu such weather u since tto Feurth of Jwly." - d< A Dan bury maa has aaecaaded « ato^wutha^ttoca^h atody and, * i l»y« ao «flg iletntoe a figure en a slip g to follow tto ton, besides belag tuach d «*to«l|Mri.~Daw»mTMwr p

TBB JaFAVM AT THB CbX * ^ TXXKIAL GROCJfM WOSK. A eurrespoodent uf the Saogamo, 111-, Masdtoc thrn akalatoa tto Japaoea* at tha ExporiQen. tome tea or twelre genUamanly with paste glued-Uke to their fast handles; shad like nolo .Up-shod storms tor* when In the atop, aad coats of tto smock-frock style, only moat elaborately in a tort of semiGrecian style, lad iretlng, a* we learned, tto grade af perfection at-*" tataad by tto waver aa a Japanese Thay make— to the mind of an Amertesa most remarkable, caort menu in accomplishing mechanical •xaetoaaa, aod ana which distressingly promises a "botch Job,*' or failure while tto woA is passing tto angular eyed ordeal of these, Jape, but the result of which to tbe work U invariably an evidence to the Yankee that "some things can be done as well as others.' more ways than oo*. Ttoy haw toward themeeeire* with saw but a slight remove from a butcher's ctaarer; they plane toward with a compromise bea Jack-plane aod a tailor's goose; ttoy tore bales always— io narrow stuff where there is danger of splitting— with an Instrument more a punch stick need by first-class Madera— and rolled" between the la tto same manner— than t faUatat. When .fa width lo insure agaiast splitting, tto little toy hammer is turned and the result of a lick from "pane" ta to auto a tola for the wrought MtU which of itealf U a great curiosity. This nail U about two in length, drawn out from j to aothiag, aad a head lockir* mora ilkth* result of accident than design. We noticed one thing however, and that waa that while dolay every other thing tto watte of an America, mechanic, whenever ana of tbe jlpt "smashed btafiogtr," to ehucked it around io tto air for awhlls'aod then poked it la hta month with a mutter which we were satisfied answered every purpose for a few first-class cost word* to give relief, jnet as any Amergentleman ofthe artistic persuasion would do under similar circumstances. — Vhmt mwi.h m A lady ta this city suspected lliat ber husband was in tbe babit of kits ing Kety, tbe cook, an^ resolved to detect him in the set. Aftei watching days slie beard liim come iu one even ing aud quietly pass through Into the kttcbcu. Now, Ksty was oot Hut evening, su.1 the kitchen w.s dark. witb jMloosy, the wife took match.* io tor baud and hastily - placed her (bawl over tor bead, as sometimes did, entered the by the back door, aad wat almost immediately scixed aod em braoed in the tawt ardent maootr With her bean almost bursting with and jealousy the injured wife prepared lo administer a terrible rebuke to her falliiijss epodbe. Tearing herself from his embrace, she struck s match .and stood face to fare with— she hired mao. Her husband says bta wife bat nersg treated him so wri! since tto first month ttoy wete warned a* she has for the past few days.-— M°rquttte Journal. Tto Galaxy for March combines its oswai variety of subjects with mere than it* usual brilliancy of style. We tod io the tot of cenlrtbutora William Black, the English novelist, Joaqoin Miller, the eccentric poet, Justin McCarthy, Albert Bboda, and E. G, Holland, the prominent essayists. Genera! Custer, the dathingcavs lrj officer, pop tributes an arUota itoreductory lo a series of sketches of bta srrny experiences daring tbe Isle war. in wtrtch to gives Interesting letters not heretofore published from General Eohert Lee aad General William T. -"betmao. Colonel Dt Forest has a quaint aid delightful story. "Tetebel," tbe scene of Which 1s laid in New England lo the time of the Puritan*. J. H. Siddona, the English oclcgeoarian writer, coa tributes a joper mad* op of aneodous ofthe famous litterateur* whom to knew in London rarly in tbe pre sent ronton, ioclodtng Coleridge. Totn Moor. , Mark Lemon. Dickens, and others. Lieu tenant Kelley, U. ». Navy, prewnte a sketch of the islands of TaMU, that group In tb* middle of the Pacific of which so few reader* any deflalte knowledge. If Mr. hod condensed his article Into hatf the spare, it would harp- been rawly better E. G. Holland (not Tapper Holtaodl. in a very able - article entitled "Church aod Itete," tie much vexed question of tto api rural and temporal power. An writer dtacourses .pen "Hard Time, aod their Bemedy," aacribing the present commercial depression o , tto use of Ubor-atving toveoiiont. As a remedy to re ttttttetels tto establishing of great gnblie works by tto United States Goverment to ftirnUb employment to tto trimmed, of idle wwrtmen in city "jtetTn fZcarty • article is entitled "Vivian Grey Grown Old"; tto tabbeing, of course, Disraeli, th* ' ..d". I,. | .