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BBig— - — . The Kotaekr "Ihtmt (f J 1 O l>T1 [rmilMRIMi«kUl^|n| Tito Mhn of Lbt Lt4e/' Iiavc of conne nolletd the mccnnnt* of the • '-.bower of fle.li,'- Mid to h.r. oc- ■ co rod a wok or two *>0. to Both : co«M»»,Ky. Noiwytofc ogoXbU would have been regarded M a nincI Dloaa mal. .od looked upon with . ibra ami terror by aaper.iitioat people; and doobtleM there ore »ufl . >oom pcrooo* who will deem It taper- ; tsl vr«p5,3 ' "Aower ' gathered up ooom of tho .. eobMo»« and ml it to rrof«to>. J. k bmb tb. a aewo tut. at Iy*lto ' ytlh, aad tbU geolleman bo* (m-aouoce-d What oppmrrd tobe V«b," I nothing idow than thr drM i(t« r oi reptile.- in ail prohaWUyWe .pjwn - of frog. — which bad been carried op ' from the 1 1 plaeoaof depaaii by wlnt'i- ' wioda, and olUoaaUly dropped in the . rtfioc where the -'.bower of fcph-' 1. o. cor red. Proteaaor Smith properly >• adda that lie abower referred tb i« oo a iJhn 1 iaataoca of the kind -thai ha I baa Dotiord a oomberef thoa»-io bia ■ rtadioi— bot that <be c»ly ^te be a COB at iiieaent rctjfll . JT% pimilar '-abower, '< I. dbatef ooawUch oc4 caned ia !ielaod.1akWliv- . ferliap* it will U- e. aereicr lo tb# teeoral reader lo •uppltmenl what j riafU. i toltb aeye, b^ idkiu." ia 5 antral, of nociem r -.'kick" «re full - j of them. Thar oocttt, bow. err, with '* I quite a. much frrqueiic) ia uradcra i umaa. hat with tbl. diffetoaee, that, tojln odr day, the una.u.l tali.l_.to> »• -Fbiob Ml during ou^o *f..ito*to W rai. uv carefitoCy . nraidU by toh of admltic train tug, aod are imcbd Jj back to thair origin with prrcraito^ a. and art, cowarqocntJy. do liapj r- looked upon bv educated peopk at = j£pT7 J .taured of-'aheemranf-faiood," a. they art Miji'deocriiwd la jypilll I.' km roam: '.nd -here .re ua b. to than caage: .'ad yd km i :

<8. focord within the . I MwaeMcenfoo' in Kor^e ahMt, tbl I tew- tea irn im4 7#, brthl-i ofobi-V wwro la ImJy. b aaciaat : ss«a^a , j tebr. w4o uoioeieaUy reateed a* ; j.-teteK rfkteod," te owe Md to !] ^"a'oXd. '.JiiC2S b'toHi ^luaMacta to be tet rf Mad. cUy, r j tea epd otiaaCrbl, aatorial, and- - ; : r '

mrito. A -Mai<Al>l'" l» ^ ! ootaktrta of * *** 1608, waa aomtekabJjr baoadbyjB educated toan -af brf to the eg- * cremMt »f buttaetoa Whit* bad bd* • preaent iu prodlgtoa. bumb« ia *• ncirbborbood during that aaoalh ; yetriill nioety-rfoo la c*a«y hoadred ' permitted labHa*tae«bb^>ot to be . miracle. AaaOwc, la Qbfc*ia, Italy, la ian. TH*^*d— Died by aUrraiag aMtocaoleftoal pto . J Domeaa, waa found to Ure bean ckuwd by a reddiab aad yoHowiab 1 caught up >j a wtad ktdtf, * which dual eraa aoaltod aad peoead 1 toba aaMpaaad ef atHaae-aBaa. laiam, caiboolcacid, duoaaa aad Iraw— the tetwn fUnlibag the -btoodcolor. Some of the laddUh doat la tbaaa Enropean "tower, of toad" baa been traoad to fciatb Ajaaboat . tha daaari of Sahara. 1. Africa, aad other placM, from which U wa» I brought by riolenl wind., boroa along Utoffmata Of tha upper atmow oalortd by lb* praataoa of tha daaL J ; Otbar potaoUooa 'towwror kaw . haw at ..in. .l aedh. .. atlM •blood ahowete." A groat atony dt them are eo mxrd, "embibcing a "abowen of gdtt" iwtoeh waa katn colored by chalk or lte duat carried dp by whirl winde); .ho warn of qaiekaiirer, wheat, waul, aalptar iTWcb Uat waa aeuaaUmaa to paUaa of planla aad irate), laaraa, fiahea, iftgy, toada, worma, twetlaa, locukU, Cdte pillara, tarrK ofinaocu, aad- fiat lly of moaa, bebaaa, (nwiliwH aaOai "rock-moaa'1) aad aacBaghbto euhauncc. Tb. frog abowera bare heao , loco.lt. Tboaa of tho latTK (croha) of ioaacu and the embryonic form, of other oataoie, aad the tho tact neeUoood akoro Hriwai (aook-moM) aad i mnrHaginona mholtnro. come amrmt to the recent Kontueky phenomoncm , of'-toh." Itlaaaldoul there that the hog. ate op the "iaffiT with aridity, which of oouna atoy toi&l 1 do, at tbo "He ah" turn, oat to he embryo frog,. The lichen tower ' occurred in Reoid iajfeK aad UK. I It had been earned by wiada from the aeaaborer-*Okttfc aad ehe«t> de- . Toureddteatofr^ aad it ia aald thai totbe bread warn audi, >f,U- Jt -M J

ia Irriaad that tha .boaet of "aiucil- . acinou. Ally aohataaeov fclL. Thl. , Profeaaor Uwrcooc SmU. of Lou!.- " t »ille, refcra. The lobaloati atoned * . when bchl in the hand aad gaae out . , an DDpluMi odor when •ubmUtod b totbe action of to. . Tliere waa no f „ lo thoae day., or itpUfee the Ki^jtnoKy 1 ^ . "«to» abower," wo«M hare' been l , U ahowa to-be tfaoopoWoWcopUlea or , . ft. bee. The d iyt of "miratoe," aud h ••prodlglea" aod •• aaptohtaral" U a eeoou bare aeemiogly goB by -da f , a keep noio party with theBqgao of L ^isbtohy." . .y t , * Faro Haiua ted.; ; — H It i. au tad that aht d etoomr j .1 leayta Kew York for H.rtoi lUM \] a doe. not take out front S.NHd iJA'1] p eo.ni., or iu occaritmai'MMtotato. . i- htgh a. 80,0*0 reanta of atoitorown ^ ia wrapping paper. What »• 1 1 nil f I - I f i a bgm linffht ly myatery; hat it haa rcceotli IMM 0 mTtaUd tte ittoam .uto thatoa^-I, ta facWM of -gAce dlrtoaito dganCTj ■a It it aaid tfrai wfaeo aatoatod iotoki >a juice of tobacco atom* to'atppi. tr paper mato a "illing" almoat equal,"'" Iuteitr..«eUa>a. topeariJSS '• date the doUaata too of paper tecO. » lapped with laaaa* jn the Aa'aKai f la cigar, or neatly hiding the Wteri&H to For tbia porpaaa M aareoa admirably, ill the paper, oadar anriharina. learing a t. tbi. tuklniri >■» toried. that hyKtt | a* j ofyyrinfH— ||pl'*4»ip«M of . m ; tho - «ote%. -«aar*H*ked, tha | " On# of oar rtUaroa (aUJe the Law- : EScH'S ia- win. .M wtft, TOO may daprod 'J aaii wfrad.to wool too wont, aad 1 thai 'i ~ao end oo*k frhm iwalinity au i ' - .naailiin n hit tto ■ eewte cf dioptodaa to to writ ta -ao ate

e,oo.rito tototari. . imt to W «« Ih. -to d^ "W— , da yea kaoe why you i art like a tkmkapT*' .'CI, '. «••>. «WWt* atoadW^h; , opeuinf hit aye. wide. "Ko I douU." ; sr-'r' i — V—aum year btriar half ia atub-i^EiS£ir-es ■Mjsak^g*,: ' y'. - ' : s

' "f I ||| ■ I&re ia ouathal abate to ha ftroiton, 55* ia a. generally dUu.uTol .. ; nay la our hlatoty. lath, winter of a hundred yaart «p w ybfrahad whi* oryaUUiMd into fixed purpoae the wiabMkod hepeafhr lodependence which filed the colsulal mind. _Th. , author waa Tboma. Paine -a rerj peeepteaeoa flgeta io hla lime, boi f gooaraBy known to a aa Tom Paine, p the infidel- On. liule boy whom the Xoay Chair wattknew board hit Dam. I tot upon a raw wm«ry day la a New r England town, whan hie altoatioo , wua attracted by the firing oi g^n». , yd f«; ; T*i Ptoto-A tWWay. Th* to* • imphed that hd wt» » dreadrnl rrproSate. But anaety Ttefaiae had " done tome good aeciia. He wrote Coml»DO-8enae,aadpubli»had U io the ' t te-M -und atan i'l tbow \ B^A ari*«A*topial popnlaUw of - fhtri riWioaa ouly, poor wodia Oi. of exheuatlag war, then were a Umdred thouaisd copUa of the pamphlet told. •. vretongtoa,rrunUiB, Adarni, j Jeff.r.on, hailed hlm ,.oo_ a mUk . benefactor. Sotaeri*>ter Amer. IcDaa hla name amaadwaya hunhoutid i 'wKbbprrbf fnd«-.W!«li». IlHagfte ' tot^rittrtowwaa marartotira i iat prodadcg the Declaration ef In- , dependeooe than hla "Com—Oa-Slon-. ' Vet •■iata.a yean ago, when 'b ■i ipaatnifl of -Faiae waa. otfmed t> tbo . mf af PtritadelphlBi to he hung in .<* hail ' where lb® D«dh ration' waa f adapted aod algncd. it wa. deulincj. ABhanaee efTom "Palo#, the Infidel, moat not hiog amonj the augu.l | ihadea of the father.. Yet the reUgioua rieo. <if r-Tom taioe'' were . riribtlal'T tboac of "Tom Jegtfton, '■ •• yfruoe n«n7,wilK# Minted aa among , to aaaal-illu.Uiou. of thia illuatrinta [ "yadr. ' I Thefecltog about 1'aioe-tn tbo be- ' ginning dr fhc triitury we. l.igJy * political. W*n J. Her. on we. Prta-.

had narrow ly cacaped the Kuillotine, ^ and he arrircd iu October. 1802. II is friend, gare him public diDDer.. Hit M kassaas; golden age of the republic, to d*eb ao many elxhiog-imagiaaUone rcjfari' tfttoi0.^tor.n,on;ef «* Agaof "" brat, and iron, upon which we havel there waa aume warmth of th | at the old Oity Hutel, ou Broadway, ! e' ju.l naoh' of Trinity C*rch. And , I the toqui.iUT. little lanric Todd, or I door af the hotel, aad be ran out with ' aeme fHeod. to'a»: him: ">ut Mr. , ™ t-Paine hod gooo to hla room. The " tnlfall if Mr. Paine waa at home. ~ tejisjrasar. ■ ; tmi ad-thajtotoctoof tha d ptKfil S5s: ■MM *a fi»nha intruder aaked h ■j for-Mc. by the to ® ■ rapiiod that fii, name waa Pal*, a HtMm r band -wHich « It Maaaadhi and to Wl Scotchman ^ I curiflpiU;* Mr. Paine r«plj««l. thai ha * y-<B§ WmiM*fc: Upca q , whWi Thorhurnmadea.bow "life a • ifacfwxssffufe"^ ! f way to the dorr. Ha did not care; * ' f had itohlU ndaann.r. But he had < • | to pay fat *J< Idaaaura. The graak « ' ft^^SE^Tfr^S < ■I— TbOtoriJ. «a» clerk of th. ' IriteTlMttJKafapahaeel,. in Under ' • Atoto*. ate'iOlrtte Atouohbed with < '-I YoUatfc— a. Voltaire wa* lieu gen- 1 < ji&iil}'4it«<"l;-i C ffiandrtip with DividHam; , 6e»aU IT not bari' a. rack Ui. brethrnu with • gtaawr btoar. Tha Kirk Seuloo r Jtok jfcrn. A apacfal -eetlng -a. id mtUA ~..af /irinl Thlirhnri, ■■■ . t o£ed, and fi rcu t Tberburu am- i

r ' ■ D«Wm ' r.i, ii. ^ .. ,'cr, I i imar > n i *• •».»»»«> ' tea— ddhrdrom thqae uf - oaaay «aaa -lte -ate* hii hi, ; honor Ha auM'.aaUI-i ia the ! saa^gg^ « <«acal pahuc.1 patuiiltou. mtoatoa, * rebgHK. irte. th. Age of Bmtmm, ; *- 1 fatal » bit rajmnfWen In 'to fir.t Uto— tori >lbl a with It. ate It! - jbamtolim lk-B4ta.w . Ea. y ' 'h.u ,'n 1 *3*0*5 fc^w \ _Kr

-UHWB THE BABY. I wa. algk th. tret m.1 kUaMto'. 1 To rapw hla lalut MugkUi. | How p»p. i dm «J- did »Urt..i Mm olUMortlr b. to chrtoea; I okallh.ro tho aawladOfhoi. i Kow, I woader what would pie... het— , CUutolto, iuh«, or LoalMl a». aadMory.thoj'retooeommoo: | Bat wo lud . torn that dlod. TbTT wooia mp. It two. Rdi— n. gdltk-. i-otty. .ot It loo*. , totter U old XMUoh hook., BUMk.te oot o! fuhlos no. I VoMthot I k.re aateod .. yot | Aieto aooa a. kUtgoret. ; SKSSS— How lbs puzii— i porptoa.d I Wk^t te maoo. or tktM ofaaxt: , . 1 Mkla alMtt. foror - LaM Wo aateO that I ahoold ftr. Mr Khoald dtnrooo her or MIlBi htn I , twlH team pan* foaateohor. Rural Topic*. 1 (TrrltUS for tho Ocu. Yin bj oat ot th. 1 I i wort «x»«'l"00— 1 f«rw,r,, gmrd'aore »o0 i trait (row.ro is tho Dotted ttetn.) 1 ' BRKAKtHO COLT8. 1 Farmer, should commence break- 1 ! log their eolte when a year old. by j ' . doing many thing, to accustom them I 1 Ho a bridle, harnea.. Ac. Put on a 1 ' cdllar" with harnea. and trace, "C- 1 ' caaionally. and lead himaboutat fir.t. '. the trace, being thrown orerhi. back ; ' the next time hilch the traces lo a ' whiffle- tree, antl let oo» pereon hold it I opjr 'This ? »hort rcipe to it, long enough to be out of the reach of hi. , ' heels, while another person may lead ' htm by a baiter. After a week or , " two the colt may be lutcbed lo the fore ! 1 wheel, of * light wagon and led ' around gently ; and while he ia before | " the whaela, and held by a jailer, let a ' -perron tbuch hi. hind leg. lightly, to ; • a ecu. torn him by degree, to being ■ knocked conaiderably, ao that when ' be ia .worked, aod anything atrikc ■" hi. I"g» br accident be will not be . * frightened The writer once to ac«Bhtomed a young borae lo knock. - ' nboul the hind leg. when in baroeo. ! ' that if a log of wood bad fallen against I hi. legs he would bare remained perfactly —111. Such a trail in a horee i. | f valuable. On one occaitou this urn- I ** animal, only three year, old, »u be ' fort a sleigh filled with ladlea, which |

was upKt by accident, turned almost . ai Bottom side op, Jii. legs receiving a fa pretty hard thnrop, yet he took it ah ] f coolly a. if that wa. fo hi. daily pro j grkmmc, and .tood perfectly still. It pays to break colls In thia way. *• n PLAKTrKO OAhbEXt EABLT . [ '• A great many people plact their . d gardens too early. A few warm dev. , " always oauae people to Uriah they bad ; * better plant many vegetables that | l' would do better If planted two or ! n three week, later- At the Sooth . U gardene m.y he planted in March and I April, but at the North but Tew thing. 1 » should be planted before May. Let- ' fl lace, anion., beet, and pea. .re the | 11 first tp go in to be followed in two or' three wceke with eweet torn, beam, melons. Ac. In the Slate, extending from Delaware fo Maine, not a hill j t of corn, betn. or melon* should be j . plantad before May 15th. and in cold | ( Spring, it would bo better lo plaot j a euch thing, about May 25th. I good cows caaarBST. Farmers make a earioo. mistake in , oot raiit»g batter atack, aa it oo.t. do" . Bora to faed a cow worth SI 00 than it , does one worth only SSO. All you , hart to do in order lo have good cow. ( It t«Cbny a good ball of say breed that , oated for producing good milch , cows, apd with two or three first-rate native eow. one can soon have cow. . that will milk 90 quart, a day just a. weH aa thoae that wih give aoly .ix or ei^bt quarts. Yearling ball, of blooded stock can often be bought quite cheap, to be kept a year ar lonbefore need. The Aytesbire is probably (be beat milk-producing breed we have. Tbe Durham, make to best beef .cattle, and sometime, gaod milker. ; the Devon, are vary hardy, and make epleudid working oxea, but are not noted at great milkera the Aldcraeya aod Jerseys (both about the Mum breed) are too amalt far farmer. , and their milk It too rich toga to rheaee factories. aa it produces peund or bnttor to six or seven quarto, while hat i ve oowa' ealfc m.kea only a pound ta thirteen or fburtron quart, of Bulk. • TOO HA>T v-AHtmx.. AooUi-r gaeat error when on. commenuaa to grow frost, and thi. i. •mused by seeing tbe long lieU of var- . m nnraerymeo's catalogue. oataloguc.

wboae buaioea. H ia to grow a. many p kind, as poaaible, io aa to sell the « more and receive the more money.— « Probably not over oae-fourth of the B : varieties ®f f™ito adyertimd by tbeM i ! men are worth cultivating, in rk% of , 1 to fact that the. otbar three-foui tha • ! wte ibfareor aorte. No matter whether | lit be applea. paara, peartteO. grapes , ; ! rasf> berries, hlacfcherria*. or straw- - , harries, no rian*eold grow but a few , ( of /the bast of each kind. But to , know which to beat ia to great trouTSk It ianoH.do to Croat to to a*ar, rj aa ha ia moat"6toa,-to a men pro- I -1 daear of small tree* and planto,and be 1 I ; doe. not know pert- p. ab.ch are '• i , beat. f|i mil ..tyiaau aflea tree in* : mead thiat kind that toy bare to meet ef, ao tore ia no safety but dor | i the pvrcbaaer first to aeemtaia, tf ha gl can, sisal he onght to hay, aad then J acder Ijtee partscuiar varieties, with .laa eaphauc^outwAto^te* to

The Catowtoaa and Ohio Srerbearfcg produce fruit In to Tall laateai ofin to Spriog. Tbe canm mutt be cut down cloee to to ground either in December, after tbe crep' of' fruit to gone, or early in tbe Spring, and the n.w cane, that shea I up rapidly bear to fruit in October, continuing till killed by frost. Tbe Catawiaea produce. a reddiab' berry, and tbe Ohio berries are like black caps. These varieties arc valuable to every family having a garden. OLD AND NEW btkawbekbv bede. A great snacy old etrawberry beds bow a complete mauof plants, too thick lo produce a good crop of fruit. Take t rommon farm boe, and have a blacksmith cot off enough of seen end leave a boe about four inches wide. Grind this sharp, and commence to thin-out the plutU , u soon ua the leaves have grown enough to enable you lo distinguish between tbe aid and - new plant*. You ahoold aimtocut oat ! all plants that have grown two or j crop, of frult^o far a. yon can, 1 and you thus renew your bed; and by followiag ap this system of cutting . ! out io the Fall or Spring every year, | one may grow strawberries for mdny 1 without resetting the bed* New , bed. may be madeeitorla the Spring, . or in Augu.t andheplcmber; but never wait till Fall when the bed can be set . in to Spring. The crep will be worth i bat little till the second year. Plant, t ' set in April ar May two feel apart . will coyer to gronad with plants by , Fall. Setting io row. to a rsry good I way— the row. two feel apart, and r l^e plant* one foot apart in the rows; , and a narrow walk kept open between | : tbe low* to pick the fruit from. See

f I to it that ysu dou'l set pieli 1 1 ate ( t 1 female i planla, with no itaBUB.la t Both ohould be set io row* tlx feel o apart, and about two and a half feet - apart in to row*. Tbcy may be • , growu without trelb*c» r.ry well, by t | which produces bushy plant, that ■- need no lyl'g op. To effect tbl. re- • suit one must look at hi. plaot* about • j once « week, wbeo the new cahe* are growing rapidly, and cut off to top* j , ■.... v«. ..|-i .i;

of all about four feet high. The first lo aod second years mast any crep can at be gi.nvn between the rows, a. pota- pi cabbiye. tomatoes, pea*. Ac. *etti?cg evergreen". ci Evergreen tree* are the last to be •( «et. even aa late aa J "oe. This, in all ai ; latitude, norlli of Washington, will m I do very well. In Jiggiug them up It in ; to best to da it Immediately after a I I rain, and let all the earth adhere to " | the roots tbat remain* attached by di raising them carefully. The Bost of rc i llie varieties rcqoire no .trunlng. — m j make tbe common mistake or tt j Kiting torn too near your walk* or I a* toy often grow to cover a T | base of 10 jo W loot io diameter. ' if ArrhMahop VA halrly. b Every -line recollect* the queitlou put '' I him to a loquacious prebendary: I --\Vhy,*ir,are you like tbe bell of your " church steeple?" "Because I am ! always ready to sound the alarm when 1 the church U io danger." "By oo 0 means, sir; Itto bacanse you have an empty bead aod a »h>ng tongue," "There i. nothing tht. hone cannot r draw," aaid a dealer, .peaking oft ' certain animal. 'Can be. draw ta ' inference!"' asked Wfrately. And again: "Sir," and the Archbtohop.lo ' one wliow conciil *d ogci— yd him, "you are one of to Brat m* "in to ' ago.-' 'Oh, my Lord ,Jjr was the 1 reply, "you de me too much honor." "Not at til," aaid tbe tormentor; 1 f "you were born, I believe, In 1801." 1 "Tbe generality of mankind," be re- ' marked on another oocasioo, "are M ' 1 good aod wise — a* the generality ;'1 and "Many a man may admit it to be ' impoatiblc to Mrve God and mammon 1 at one aod to same time, yet witbee ' to serve mammon aad Go-'.; first, to C one a. long aa bV ia able, and then the • other." He -arid to My of women J that "They neytr reason; or if they t do; tbeyotebtrdrtw correct inferences 1 from wfrjog premiaea, or wjoog tufer- • cooes fromoorrect premise*, and toy 1 el way* poke tbe fire from the jt> p," 1 *ome bis conundrum* belong to tbe 0 highest orderof wit, and deaerTg to be D tried ancemore,famlliBTBeaoauinjof Lbcmare. "What tree Joan of Arc e made of?" "M»id of Drieans, of • course " "If to devil lost fate tail, ■- .where would he go tbflnduDewpiiel"

•Toe ginpBlace,tor bad spirit* are .re- j tailed tore. ' ' " What >t thed i ffr reuct | between a form end a ceremony ?" ( ait one form, but joa*»od upon a ceremoay." ' Talking - ( letters, which to to^luiest in to , alphabet?" The letter G (lelbakgy),'' • "What ia to difference between an aad a Bcotchmaa on to top of a mountain In frosty woator? ' "One is cow id with, to kill, aad to other re kill with thecowld."— C«riW OnrCt. ; XT yoar next dsor neighbor baa a little patch of grouod which be iolendt to ooovart into a gardes Uris , Spring, U to yoar duty as a free born AaiFUnatiw, to pawhaee toa or a doseo Aleken., end let torn r* r at large after b# gel* all hi. Mad* ta. I KoUriog faoda ao areefa .gcteaai aad healthful cxerciae. »nd rarnret , profanity to garden making o. driv- . teo«- year amgtteto rbKkmre,fSorriitowa HrraM.

Mr. Boaadertf. Jteilghteor. ^ mm fa# FMlwMakl* Swltetla ^ When Mr. Bounrterby, of German- t 0 town, met our -reporter, thle mora- ' ^ ing, the coo verts lion began with a ' ie remark aboot tbe New Hempablre election, but Bounderbv had a griav- 1 .j shoe, and he aooo trngan lo anburden ' hit soul to to tiateacr. He aald: ■ 0 "I'm going to move. 1 can't stand * |B those Thompson*, text door tome, y any longer. They're the awfullest « people to borrow thing, tbat I ever • taw. Coffe#, and sugar, ami hotter ' sod fiour I don't mind so much, *1- ' though when a woman borrows high-. 1 0 priced sugar aud Java coffee, end »cnd* backrend aud cbiccory, a man 1 nalnrally feels billion* and aad. Bat r d thoy'TC borrowed pretty near every- 1 a thing io tbe house, Firet it's one * a tMttg and then it* anotbei, tram ' morning till nipbt.ngbt straight along. S Now (here 'a tbe poker. A poker* a ^ piece of machinery tbat you'd think 1 any body might co around aod buy, 1 ,r orif toy couldn't afford it toy might ( '• um a fence paling to shake op the fire. [ 7 But U re. Thompson Mem* to hanker ' E after our poker. She borrow* U flf- ' r. teen or twenty lime* a dsy , and last ■ 1 Saturday she tea I far It thirty-focr ' * time*. She pay* » boy two dollar, a week io ran over and borrow that ' :t poker ; and she's used It so mneh that 1 et it* all bent no like a corkscrew. I 1 "Take chain for instance. She ' " ask. ui to lend her oar chair, three ' time* a day, at every meal ; aod she i ' borrow, the rockiog-dh.ir whenever ' *j .be want, lo pot th# baby to sleep. 1 ,d A couple of time, she rent over for a 1 •' sofa, end when to boy came back with it he Mid Mr* Thompaon waa " mail a. thunder, and krpt growling ' man as tnunner. an« srpv growiiwg

L around the house all day bocaaaa there A were no castors on It. Last Monday to borrowed our wash-boiler, and we 1 bad to put off our washing till Tuesday. So* did none preserving in it, t and the consequence wa* all our t elethes were full ef preserves. I've « got oo an nuArrsWrl now that I'm y arigbty doubtful if I'll get off, U* , stuck to mo so tight. Eyery now and >t then she has oomyany, aod then ahe - borrows our hired girl and all tha >t parlor furniture ; aod once because I * wouldn't carry the piano avrr for her is ant take down the chandelier, she take I"

told our girl that there were rumors " about town that I waa a reformed M ^ "Perfectly scaodaloos! Tbeythiuk nothing of sending aver after a couple m the bead stead, or tbe entry carpel ; * and to other day Thompson ssj s to 11 "Bounde'by. docs your pump 41 pull ap easy? And when 1 said b thought maybe it did, lie Mid: — P1 I'd like to borrow it for a few till. I can get one, for mine's, all rotted away. '• Tbe only wonder ta P1 mail tbat be didn't try to borrow " well along with iL "Aod then on Thursday. Mrs. Mat that boy oyer to koow Mrs. Bounderby wouldn't lend her our front door- Sbe aaid their* was d being painled,and sbe wo. afraid (bat baby wooM catch cold. When t1 tasked him what be supposed we h were going tqdu to keep comfortable 4 without any front door, he eaid Mrs. 0 Tbempsoo *.M we reckoned we 0 might tack ap a b.-d quilt or some- 0 thing, Aod when I refused, the boy • eaid Mrs. Thompson told him if I ' refused, to Mad over the front door ' a»k Mrs. Boundorby'to Kmd hut 1 pair of striped stockings,', horee hair < bustle, sod to borrow th* coal ecuttle 1 till Monday. What in tbe name of Moeee she to going to do with a bus < lie and a coal ecultlc, I can't con- " But tbcy am the moat extraordipeople I Last; Fourth «f July i wa. It? Yb.— last Fourth ofjaly the hoy came over 'and told Mrs. Bounderby that Mrs. Thompson would be much ohligwt if to'd lend her the twin. Ibra few niinolrt. Said Mrs. Thompson Wanted 'em to look off a new bottle top, because It made her 1 baby aick.lo taa'c fresh India rubber! Cheeky, wmiaA it? Hut tot* h"cr ' way. ttodaa't mind it spy more! ' Tb> Itoa known her to take off our Johnny* panu whan he's beeu plar- ' i of over there with uambildreo, sod Mod him home bare ie^ged to tell bis [ mat he.- that .he'd borrowed them for a pattern. Aod on Thomjteoo's birth- ! day to Mid hcrbouoc was eo email ' for a party tbat if we'd tood bcr mire we might csm; late id th: evening J and dauc* witli to company, if w* 1 wouldn't letjpo that to didn't live ; tore! Tee, eir; i'm going to BMvn. I'd rator live next door to a laoatie

asylum aad have the maniac, pour'- ( iogred hotahau over the fence every . st the day. I would indeed.'' , ; And Mr. Donnderby tamed xrouod . ' and walked aaraylo lte for anotoi; , i Gooetai Sheridan to growing rather I i stout, and look, more to to pre* I- i dent or a country savings hank than I . to beaa aabnor whs reds ab gallant- i I |y dowtr tha vettey of Virginia - 1 When bis exploit* ** a dashing drm- a goou first began to attract attention, ' Secretary Wolia aaked President Lin- i • coin, who had seen him. what man- • » oersfmaa Sheridan wa*. "WtU.'J i : astaSfexsE : . Sbs.**.;s i- aakiea itch baoan acrelch torn witbI nit rtoortagt- It would ha bard , wort tor htm no* to buckle on hi* , *«-.«- . - - "

Senator MatL Carpenter mys tot this gorernmeat must be nm mare ecooomteBDy. aDd ad he bat given ap _ . ' wearing enpeeden. "Yoa are a brilliant and reranUl* bottqua! of loralinres," and b» >nid. with a voice tbat waa low and toft, , and in return the warbled, . "Dry op, George; you're told enough." A Chicago man hat not boea bothered by hie wife to gal worsted far her since to morning he tp|»aredptoa««d t* do each an emad, and IncideoUlly spoke of to engaging yonng tod* who teuded-the wonted coantor. Mr. Marrowfat threw out a fine thought at to taUe fast evening. He remarked that a man with much about him In thess Mmss mast feel a good deal ilk* tytag it ap ia a rag for safety.— Biaalfys fr9— -• v*r..-».qofr TrW N otbing else in the world Will bring that tame ghoally expraaaiOB ta a face that fittaovsr Us countewhen, In the midst of k gay party, he suddenly remembers that ha hasleithi. handkerchief B» bom* on the bureau, and will hays , ta go ant - and wij* hit n*M on the aids of lh« house — Fi.il»a Timu. _ y George Da ween, in a recent speech Eoglaod, fold a story of a Glouee. hire pessont* hemic curse Be hod wrestled for a long time when a ' tough piece of oaky on which he been unable to make any impression, and at last bant oat with the imprecation. "Dom th* pigs that didn't rat the* when thou wa* an Frank and JVrttte nets diaca*aiag , which ware tbe most eronstaioal. man t I or women, and Frank aeamad to be , getting tha heat of the argument, , when Willi* suddenly braogfat the d»- . bate to a ctfise by saying: "Ob* . thing I know, my father eafrmakt a piece of butler go _ over ' mem than , twice me large apieoe of bread far ■>« as ay mwtber <SBh'a. ' , "This,'' aald Major Voytr, af Qus- , bee, to a visitor, "i. th. pistol with j which r rof. V»rrego shot himatlf ac - e cidentally three yenre ago, and thia la # how h< did It." And Major Veyer I proceeded Jo point the pitipl jnet a. r Prof. Varraan did, and the pistol juet nui. » aiicau U1U. sou uic yuwijuii

proceeded lego off accidentally, just Prof. Varreau* ptotol did, *nd;thc procaedad to dic-jori at Prof. did. "'rf Whan a mau get* both hi* legs mashed, rendering him unable to work for three souths, ton. it nethat cheers him up to much, and *o effectually keeps the wolf from doors, as (or bt» follow workman to p«se a siries uf resolution^ praying lor his speedy recevery and ordering an engroeeed copy of the tame to be pr-stntod to iiin family.— Norjittomo Bonn In' the Befiy. ' "How many he»«e have t in mj body, mother asked Chirlie one day. Cbarlie was washing bit bands at moment, and as be waabsd them kept opening and shutting tbem and twitting Lhern Jibout in nil aorls ef way*; and at he dAtoe hficeald nut help aceing that iris baBd was oot one single piece, but wasted.^ of good many prices. And ff08> that began Ifflfeel of bit head nod body, and to look at hit feel and Ins rigs, and he mw that lie waa all made up of liUla pieces. That waa what led to ask the quealien. "You will txi surprised jr 1 should toll you, " answered hit mother ; "will FWriT to remember?" "Yesbni indeed I WW," laid be "Jrnl lei me sec if 1 an guess— as msny nt fifry, I do believe " I"* A "More than Ihst, eiy eon; two hundred and eight." : • " 1 i * '"Two hood red "end eight! I can i hardly belie v# it. Tliere* one great round one for my bead, and—'' i "Stop, "my dear. Instead or that I great round onr. it takes thirty small ! bories to make a dpead. Then there r are fifty-four in the body; thirty-two I Irom to shoulder ta the fioger -tips, r and thirty from the thighs to the ends - of to tort? Tht baud is a most 1 watRleifol Irtth/n-achine, and jn it l the foul. Sic ho» yen can inova r ihem ebon' . How man? Ibingttjl^y - will d'l faryou! I hepa'yeu tertcter ,1 leiyiHir haud ur, feytq ur any ether t part of ibis body, which God hit so I woodl-flully and beauysfuDf maif^be t used to^ommil ails.1'- Or+> ' e A-*0R'ri'40k- — In the wfcpKrange L of eocred and profane ittereJ"™- Pdr- ■ bap* llmre it nothing ntplrdsd which baps lliert it notuiog qayoroeo wmcn

such staying prep^ttass* a good healthy mortgage. A «8lSgast_ran. depended on to sticft Ctefar ton a brother- It b4* 4 "tesion ta perform which nerer fata up. Day 'after day it is right there, nor (1001.1111 slightest tendency to elustber impair its vigro th* iMSt. Night and day, and at holld.v tins#., -Khost a moment* rest tor sickuets or reoreatioo, to off epring of «* existano. goes The eeasons msy etangd? days run weeks, sreeks into months, and ynonlbe bs swaltawed tfp In to gray man or advancing year*, hut thai mortsageataodsin alsaptesa vigilance.'' , with lb* latere*, g psrenhial etraam ; (»: j Like a hugs nightmare, eating eat I the sleep of torn, rentes yjnmberer, » Um unpaid mott»agrten up iu ganiKfroot 'o "«it to - 1 '■ M ■