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CAPE HAY CITY. HEW JERSEY . SATURDAY. APRIL 1. 1882. WHOLE NUMBER, 144?. w ^

•saw; OAPI MATT Oil X . Jg. *. 1 * «t $liOi yar in Advance. ?r»tortnal«wto. -r B. HtnmtAS, anunn un> oocYsnxbB at la* ^jtfef £J T. DOUGLASS, A T T O B * B T-A T-L A W •oucrro* is <-haxcxry < 5* " *cara Mat 0t. ALTER A. BARHOWB, A.TTOBHBTATAAW -g la. pHHJjre, K. n, Ne. 8 Oorss Stmt. Oape May, ft. J. |y. j. r. utAkiB^A soM, DIKTISTS, •iSsffl JAKES M. E. HILDRETH. ATTORN ET-AT-LA W ^ wucmi marrw av» tiuunn zzt Matoas torts. _ item* rt «|wv« *„ «*»» May. ZU ] kANtTACTVRKH AND JEWELER. \ Turw" ' — " P A 1XTRR AND OLAEIBB cai^xat art. S. J. rvuaT: Tpebbt _ ' I ■mahnai mwniiiiwia 0IL8. PAINTS & VARNISHES. . d. p. dicterich, « < 7 TO SAUaOV % ~~ 1 SMTPffiY ASTi TTHfiE TiETWT * |3bp^

fiet Kusrlnif IituJ luiie aii Fire In ft sBS52s£? sESx-^-Strictly Mutual Home Businesa. ' pSBSESSASl, ^ ALL ir. UAActual Net Available Surplus of r Over $30,000, Seprw^oew«MwSI^ PeS5 BoS: ECONOMICAL MANAGEMENT CMoI Suparriatoo o I the Bu.iw». sjsnssss— *-»- •— •• Praipl Pajralof HuBt Ins w>°p imata* ia STABS MS taetaical eke— Auii»uieiiuiii»tfc — Marine Department, nTffiTiT*™1 "" riTOBAJUJt ros" _^i'ar^T!T.ji— *'* tT*>* a z. nowiii. Jp J. MELY1.V. cos. OF lafatstts AKB JACKSON STA. at.sti.XJ.ZMon ] PAINTERS' SUPPLIES WHITf LIAD. LMSS1D OIL 8PmiT8 TURPENTINE, PATEMT LIQUID PAINTS, Varnishes. Window Glass, FLAW AND OI1N AMENTA L. ALL AT PHILADELPHIA PRICES 1. £• Trirr's Starr. PBflUT » N9 Pnlt ftr C1SH 1 PAINTS, OIL8 AND OLA8S. . f N! 0. PRICE, P §*; »T Fare* Mrart. ^ j ^ Practical Glass Cutter. ^ ; [<D liiULEamsiR.'ui § ■ — " £; > Dry Goods 4 Groceries, g" ; *T»OT tie .* rrasad Mferv rate*. Feed Store I Corn, Oats, Hay, Bran, Mill Feed , wootTyaed. Wood Out and Split qaps mat crrv MABBLE WOBK8, y ^ ■

I gtmisl. git. '■ finls*cf ,f FUkM-gDjye^tt^ZMerys U»«, ywnui. AkssMtag. and Xxp»:ti«c Scro- •• Wow, uuMmu.ua canker ^ "" L ease. WuUdc of tkv Kklarsa wT Ura. Rhea- ! gaga*. Ouartfesiloii. tltes. Dysprpaa. sjd.u r ERUPTIONS FacrastSf-ftaSS! RSi^i!B»rtU " iSiirS i Sh.ftss: i « 8o>p. oegraw »tm Cww. — — CUTICURA ■way DoM «»J FZ—O. nauaOj Win* Zlc*- ; ,1 lie wr.i ZrnuuuoA. MK i,Jfc.«o. » »•.: n-,.,. Wont, mmamMiMuiniauiD—,. " —CUTICURA SOAP . ! • aSt ' wi^S «£lw»FiwSi»»£ M!' 'lS u- wSy. E«..ol &ni^^JSMs^sss: Me.: CaUowa MoI.AbaI KtennE Sou. ifc aoM «'H)«VH ZVUOpil Bopot. W«U A catarrh Sanford's Radical Cure. i "'""iTu ,'STT? 0olua iS' ELECTRICITY, ! iw5 i GMAT GM DESTROYIB ! ■j DARBY S MMMOa. , U«B yozj£S«— s ERADICATED ?S;!K?J« lantaaael^a^n-. yita o^B^k* fa. ,iii DIFTRCRIA ; ■^rs-rrs "evertedJ !«»««• ■ . n.nkfw^Waan [ ] SCARLET FEVER CURB) r£U* ZT" " "" • ' ■ K^dicw-i. ; I la faa uuim pni • 1 DWIXraCTANT AXD PtJRWUR ' J. H. ZEILIN A COL Mia.Hniii— lUtt. «-<* FRFrtAan j ' ! — : ££._r_ W B1H 01 OOkto ?SS tr*50TZrDED P3PC1ASITT SP Allcock'fi Rjtoqs Plssters? , Bccanee they hi> c prtn-ed them- < •dvethe ItcNt Ete«ai Remedy , er-cr invented. They *ffl cure , eithtna, cdJde, coOghr. heuma- 1 pains. ' Applied to the small df the beck « I they are infallible tn Back- Ache, ' I Nemtus Debility, and ait Kidney j huWCT; ""hrptof the -zoraach1 " Ilhey are a eeee euee i -rvpep-^ PLASTERS arc pair, iess, Ira- j graz«. and qzdck to cure. Bevrare , of iaitatkms that Wiwer and born, • j Get ALCOCK-S, the only Gen- 1 j uine Porou* Piasiei , i t-a.- I

ALL WILL BE WELL ""IuwSai ntSx !ST b*11 I HU Sou propbOA bAA lorrAoM. i ADUDDeWl! IMMaulriall AU <MH M weO I To Abraaa o«d • 1* crrtaoziima zoa>ar»; TI>»I wort a a aoaJaoBt crooi f ab4 ail that morula nmd tofcnoir. All am be vol! ! Our nazal aUloa Sban yat bo Zwaly *aih«d a way ; '• mull raaua mac panel day- ! „ ABwOmweil eo rauraald, Oorbopetaball die am villi tnedeod, I And BoUilor taTcly uliAll be lost J » All will Be wen t When CBtK vraln . . hlrnU claim Zin Uiifdom on Umautt. Be am aeaoo um uit of cam. Aid deaia Ball piere a bcoar KHA. - AB atn 'bewaCI We know not wbea. u Bat tuiih aBaU bnrBteo all tae yeers; TV- v.M. :r,d-i • HU BMBM I| All *111 be mat To tble bold IMC, I! ttsrs.-»'Kssr™» — Sda'Ard WllleU, nnnsm~AMfts* 3 '"n*ae rello* crooltnecla and a pock of I peanoafau. aaid Uiw BoO* BaJmmapplo, . I amothing down a alxaj wrinkk in la* Jum-%-raflled pink plaid aprcai, aa che handed l j np hoc vicker-bakbet to the broad- ahonlder'■j ! ad, bron young turner, who brought into I I Crabeboro each maning the Tillage eunphea ; at freah fruit and Tegetabiea - "Yea, miw all right," aou the briak re- ; ply. aa be executed the order wilh much , cooked, ru bet a cabUge. I kne* you'd be wanting crooknecks of a AaMtrday, and I picked out the three avaelret I could find and acred "em particularly for you. And the poenaainr-- 1 could hare cold every hat cue away back bare; but thinking yon might want eoroe, I wouldn't let 'em go for lore nor money." Kiw Behau, apple grew very roey, and amBed a aparUmg little amOe away back la tha ahadow of her prorolringly-derp aunbocnet; and the mere under ita crimped frill grew rtry deep, Indeed, an, upon lifting her twkel down, aba diaoovared a grew bunch of yellow and while and purple cbt^C j "You're dropped yon r flown into tor baaket, air," aaid Miw Ikdla. innocently ; VflooBtBg tbam oatwd -hotdtag Orem up t» ; : fore Urn. !] The young farmer looked guilty of baring i committed a highway robbery at the rery I " I — I— thfT— I jurt kind of pitched them ; in for good measure." ha atammcred. "I waaiUd to gal rid W >aw; «k i a i '■ aaah am - everiaating lot at home. Do keep them pleaae." . He gave the line* a twfeh, and rattled off without waiting for her to refnae. $o Una, Bella, flndmg bereeif left in the ! lurch with the flower* on her handa. carried - them into the bfmea, to the diaguat of 11 IW | Aurora BaWunapple-a tail, akbc-milky blonde, in a bi« cahco wrapper, who Sad witaaaeed the proeeediog from the window, an* was mnrb aoandaliied thereby. " I'm ahoekad at yoo, Befla." ahe remarked in a taaw of petaooal injury, "for keeping them a minote !" " I eould tx* Help it," anawared Bella, "unleaa I had ahied them at hia hack ; and then they would only hare fatten lack In the mud." " Ko kBSng matter if they did," mid Ufa. Aurora : • ' andyuafaad heller take ayad. "I wont: " aaid Betta flatly; and kDaa Aurora, being wall acquainted wilh her aie - ted. chararteriatioa, ahroggfd bee ahouldof tad aaid no more, but rerengpl br~ if by baing an exa^wratingiy rolky that Bella, eMai faw. irxfleetaal edoru to »t.hlith bar nerval to amke an errand to a neighbor1.. C_ Miaa iron, taking deeper and more deadly vengeance for thie by Aedhring to j lunching on piekbu and raid herring, in the I krlrhan, when bev drtre popped in, in much i wiUtytolhodrSkTliSb^^ """* f "What do you reckon, aiar cried the ynaog lady, gteafaBy. " He war there ! and Mr. White introduced ua. ' He', .friend of I tha tamtty. and hia oarada Rohan Kama! ; . and Mr. V Wte aaya a heater, or Areolar crgoocUwnperedw yoamg man nevw lirei j got a farm arad a lovely orchard, aad ia . reaZfyiatalligaot, add Mr. White think, lota { of bin, and aaya— " " If youH )ud have the go^nere," Inter- , '";,".'^4X.T~r*.rrsr ■ ; what under the mn jvuVw t.:k.ng rfwut, 1 ! J will ha extremely enhgfatened and much . J eUigni" { "Why. ha-Ure." read Baa. -ihataA , : the cnmknrefca and tte^v, and gere a>e fee , jdrU^>T^teddM^to<teVh^te2t | tngireSy. , "Ha aint a hackaUr! AadlAnatrere , i ha ia," aarerted BUM, with aatoreBiag . ! logic, "be. aha' , "B.U. BeBa-arernreredAur,.- thA , the pride of the hk>n| . fAw afaouU hare , ' Mf low u thie 1" " Bother the grid. o< the Bakanmppire;- , , erred Bde. ateaqang hre foct. Who are « tte Balreaaqq kw ifere they ^nnU to— • ^ ZfSZz, .hre-tew-AteO.: ( *t»re|i|'w ' "Itere-kre: rVmtory honneyr mdi a I?*'***"1 * *- » * Areare AtrefliAaat a retebve tob^d hopre { cm. if wu wanted to. He a got lou of kin- , ; Ma areare-tkan w* rew iM. a and , MrefleC a

"Oh, Mid Bell, with a little Jump. " that, the gama, ia it f Bat bow do yon know yooU Kko lin, Ko » Yon nkvor re* him." •Tm mighty tertaia In hkejiia bank ncroant," anawared Aurora, "andtbat'a tha point Jort now. And I could help you to a good aottlaneut, too, if yoo wouldn't *nanflaga tlda— " "Iwftr yrirf BcHa, before her deter could pi ,>r. ounce tha objectionable "bucka1 ten* " I don't want any imltlemeut I vo. ; Iked him ever dnc* are fint bought thing* i -of him, and 1 know be likre me. And, now . that we've boon introduced, he. coming to eee me; and ha. a gentleman, and I would ' not treat him mean for all the Cotadn Ama- . ana that could be raked up, if they wore ao i rich they couldn't walk atraiglL" la evidence of the platform ahe had chorea, Bella appeared the fo&oaring week at the Crahahero church fealival in the oompanv of Mr. Both) Bureet. y * "Entirely agalnat my widiea," confided Miaa Aurora Bahatnaj-pic. to her frieud Mire Cyrilka Dump. " i very much diaapprore of Mr. Bohiu Ruaset, add I moat rev, I think be. a preaumiog bod-manncrod crralure!" " What, ma'am— what f~ exclaimed a fierylooking old gentleman, with red whiakera and snapping little black eye. who, being I immediately behind the two UdJea. had over- _ heard the remark. " You're very free with . /onr tongue, ma'am-otrteageooaly ro. Do | yon know Mr. Robin Ruaaet ia my nephew, . ma'am r , • Mil. Bakamapple ecrntiuircd the Itejipery I interrogatory with critical winnw, v "Sir," ahe replied, I did not know wheth. erihegentJemanmqncitiunwaiyoarnq.il- , rw or not ; and permit me to add, I didn'i r In the pan c_e. Still f-irthcr allow me to | remark that yoo have no manner, whatever [ — that you are a ridiculous old gooee, and 1 your nephew prohaWy reaemblw you!" I " Ma'am— what * began the old gectleI man, almost strangling in Ida fnry , Bat Aurora swept away in calm dimlain. I " My dear.' aaid Mr. White, aaiiisg do I on ber aa ahe paaaed t£at lady, atand. " « Bella the slyest little piece ever born . I Here ahe is snugly engaged to Bob Koaeet, and the rem of the girls are going wild beI cause they hare Just fliauuieitd that bo has - got a terrifically rich old uncle, who arrived i tha other day from some mysterious place. 1 met him once. I'll introduce yon if 1 ran find hrm-Ob, here he ia I Mr. Amare Higginbofham-Mire Baiaamappie." Aurora todk a-giauce at. him a-nl turned pake. Cousin Amaaa and tha peppery old gentleman were all on. He appeared to hare reeovrtad hia temper and was chuck, ling quite Jovially. "I — I'm tort. Cousin Amaee." began Aaron wilh sweet womanly uioeknew, i .you won't mind what I said to yoo? .Yoo know—" " Hot at an— not at attl" interrupted the oil gentleman, with a chuckle. "It. aD right, cotrrin." " And yoo know I wouldn't have aaid a word against Mr. Russet if I had known he "oTooSte^M-of course not !" chuckled Ooosin Amaaa. " How could you hare kao^n a than that wgrked for a Swing waa not a villiaa ? Quite |»donahie, I area re lou. But Bob Bureet. got to rent hia living while be. young. Don't hurt these young fellows to work— the making of 'em ! Bui don't feel at all nneagy about Bella, future, Cousin Aurora, I shall leave all my jwoperly —every rdekke- -la Boh. at least For of eourre I aint mch anV'. fool aa ever to get married myself." And Ataore fall' thai aha would hare sacrificed her aew silk umbrella cheerfully if she could hare smashed It on Donate Amaaa. 1 head— WfistacF. AID FRO SS AM ALBATROSS. . stance-is furnished tn a Inter fnun an oB- ' ear of tha Eight. -Third Itogimant. now ia India, tea triand in MoutrvmL While tha i dtvhbou of tha Egirty-tMrd Regiment to which the writer belongs wm o* iuvay to India, being at the rime a at)rrf -distance saarward of the Chpa. ooa of tha men was ! vwvrvjy Ei-ggeJ for aoroe alight ofienw. .. Maddened at tha ponkhincut the pat* fei- . low was w. re based than, in right of all Lis comrades, he sprang overboard. There was s high sra rauniug st she. tea*, an* ^ ttte mars rwapLoa Astern, all hop. of 'laving hifli saasuad to laishh. Rebel, hoavvtr, nun - from a quarter wham no on# ever dararept <d looking for a batore. During the deb j incident oa lowering a boat, and while tbs crowd on deck were watching the form of the soldier straggling with tha haOag ism, and growing every moment ires distinct, a large albatross, sach as are alfound in thore latitude, coming like magic, with an almost impererpfcble motion, . ■mashed rod made a swoop at the man, who, in the agonies of tha -death struggle, seared* aad bcM it in Ire grasp, and by ! ' nwdered frets the rorevL ImreAble aa j ' thbhuory reecna, the name and posiriaa of t tha writer of the Wtr. cjjbo vu an eye- • witq— - of the acene. pG-« Ks antheurirtty I toyerel a dittRL But for tha aaaalgnrn thru - aflotded, the writer adds, no power on earth oonM have uved the soldier, as, in arose- ' bmr etepsed before tha boat ouuld be ' manned and got down-all this time tb. ' area dinging to the bird, whore flattering. I and atruggb* to escape bore him op. Who ' | ! j *ref tw who will darn to -cafi thir chance ? i i late faith aad hope, and tcaeh as never to " : drepsir, fiaot in th, (W-k-sa tatnuant. ah-p j too wire dreh and the wind, roar, and a a ; gtdf reaare cktflng over oar boad. there may ' js.re.-^an,. Mux WboAlwax. Flxl Rich —The moat t goidoreiirermaMr. " H. IL" (Mrs. Hslej 1 Jafltaoa), trawled through 25ew Meei-. c co latriy wqh one of thia store. He knew 1 IWHcetda, krreroa. Kew Meriox TWuraic, | <=>, a naiaav rau. He couhl hs. . 1 haea Ires «han sixty yrers ofil, bat ha had ' -ndreriyreg "rirockH rich ." yauorete. ) be M a* brifl unto the More. lha aunt ' and redreanc. of a arfaea. phOorepk^of Ufa : •Nag ahsafl aataaag." ha aaifi, " a area ah ways fash rich whfla ha ia ai fe. If he , ' beta, get it tov-miaate, ha ririaka fa. wsii ,

<? THE BUILDING OF HOMES. 3 Double doors —folding hr Qiding— are a n gnat social " iretrtntion." By tbcm two ■ rooms may be thrown into one. A good hroftl hall beoomas in anmmor an extra ^ down, an opeunare aboat the house, whioh : gives an air of superiority to even very hurahie dwellings. The superiority is real, too. \ If we invite fi few friends Tor the eronmg. ' it ia not necessary to confine them to tlio ! "parlor," but the doora are Ihrwsnt wido ! ' open, our guests will fill parlor, and hall. and sitting room and kilcken. perha]*, and I ' yet all are our cosipascnpfor tb« broad doora | being open the whole liouso is Ihrown to- j ° getber. Music aoands through such a house I dchghtfully. and people have a good time 4 end love to came, because it is cheerful and social Another point in our home building srljich we too often overlook is the exposure of the juincipal living and sleeping • rooms to the direct influence of the sun. • The effect of the sunlight is best gainod when the bouse stands with its corners mJ watd the cardinal l«oints for thns the son " of the bouse every clear day in the summer, • and yet hia power is broken, because at noonday the ray. strike two sides obliquely. the shade. Wc should not forget that the " sunshine is heallhgiving ; dampers., and 1 shade, if slightly in excess, injure the health 1 One thing more is the importance of bar. ' ing some provision for fire in the chambers. • We build for health and not for sickness, and I do not hesitate to say that many a f family mourns the lore of a member simply because the sleeping room could not be res- - ilj heated. The beat mode of heating no doubt ia by tut open fire of acute kind. It is very easy 1 iu building to niitke open fire-place in at [ least three chambers through which the ' chimney passe*. ical of fncl, but in the chambers fire is soldo ia wanted, and stores tniy bo used, if preferred. Aa to economy of fuel, builders 1 ea well as architects and ) oopnetar*. either frequently overtook one important fact, or they do not icbk at it, that is. that the warmad part of any room is farthest from the • floor ; eo if we make our rooms ten or eiev- • cn foct high we must heat tho air iu all - that upper pert before a person sitting al a 1 tabic begins to feci at all a-nrm, unless he ia 1 where he gets radiation from the stove or ^ ojien fire. Low cuttings effect the greatest d economy of foci, and even«iake open firea • economical us .compared with stores and high ailing*. Khu feet is, 1 think, an etI tremc height for the ceiling gif itn ordinal^ I country boose, say one in which the largest 0 room is not more than twenty feet square, > or of equivalent area. . - , Roaidra. there are other n unarms comddt (-rations which lend to the saving of fuel . j end the seme time inenmsc the healthfnlt near and pomfort of a home. Some of these are material for wall, their impenetrability ■ to air and moisture, "deafening" of the 1 - floors which edds greatly to their warmth, I good joiner work about wirittowa and doora, i 1 etc. — A Former, ia America* AgricuUur . VOUNG MEN BEGINNING BUSINESS, ' ! An crcutfnl day it is for Uie youth who 1 [ begins to work for bis own living. Tito -j days of school or college are over, and the ' j tot! of book sfllfly is tb be exchanged for the I ; steady employment of stare or office or fec- ' ! tory. For months or yean the young man I has been looking forward to this day. per. ' baps with high ambition. It is the critical . tone of hie whole career. On Ihe way in ' which be begins business depend* much of his failure or aurccea in manhood. If he has been a petted boy with plenty of leisure ' time and holiday enjoyment, the life on ' which he now enter* presents some fratqnts ' which are in lively contrast with hia past ' J en-erience. I j Perhaps the boy has gone to be with a i | sharp and groping employer, who will work . him from aeveo or right ia the rooming unI j til well fat the evening hour-. , giving him I ; only a very few dollars a weak for his esrI ' vice. C.iuuaon lame mya that there are i . rah men in lbe world and that aoma of i I than expat an underpaid end overworked t i boy to render as much service as an abhe , 'j bodltd end fairiy-paid man I'crhapa it ia , . be.ause such rueu know bow it wis in tbair . ' I own boyhood, whan thcr did bard work for f poor pxy, that they want to take it out of , - them to hear burdens. It is an unpleasant I • * jwricnce for a young man to bear burden! ' a Emit are too heavy or too hard. YftfcflB ! ht.u for othtw bard- nswUch he rmiA bear . during manhood. Nobody who ia of any , account ever gel ekmg wjtfaoot bearing aome t burdens and ordnring many diaagneaUs I things. Toe mora clearly the young man understand, thia wbesi he acts eat on hia 1 1 hurinero career the surer as hia read to prow j l*nlr- 1 | ^Ybcre areboys^j^^rare who are 1 their pay ia small their work is of little im- 1 j i**rtanarv Therefore they perform their 1 ; do ties in a ApsboJ manner, caring Utile [ as to whether they give aatisf action or not. \ ! A youth who tbns c-mduete himself stands a lbs way cf his own advanoemanL Ha ' ! has a vary narrow view of the poarihilitlra ' in atom for Mm in tha comiug yearn, lis ' who baa a keen aye to the future will look ! shandy and ckwely to tha interests of Ua „ 1 rmptoyer, for in doing ao he ia regarding hia e own. Th* led who ia prompt, accurate, po- d I lite and trustworthy has a good show for a | advanotasen: almost anywhere, for there are plmty of oaraleM and boy Mkrw. Who' "wffl . ; always be found -g aside eo that ha I atffl caused by the cow buy* in Oachiea ^ ) at Major DowaingV sswmiU, twenty miles J j diAaat, ware atolro ris weeks ago. Since « then a oowboyfaat bero lynched near thera, U after having ounfeaaad. it ia Mid, that he £ was the thief. Mr. -White, e ranchman 0 thirty jtuIm aOuth, had all hia vaqaero stock „ off reoantly. In this camp a good bone earmot be kept without watching. Bit > ' woe living under eoroe petty European » Gom anient that did not to pretend to pro, , we might not beMvpriaol at the paaitom in b which w* find onrerivra -f brrrapaadoaf <•/ n lie Boo Frwvimo BmOAit > anaounon that theparpoe of lu, pajw ia cH5ri;i=i '--'I

WHAT THE SURVEYOR MISSED. ! > A surevyor who waa running township j t lines in a new county in this State law I , fall *aae' engaged by a farmer to surrey ! - j the hae bclwoen bis farm aod that of a j I j neighbor. They had a line fence, but had I - engaged in ecrcral diapntc* aa to whether r Jit WW. oo the divide. Tlie surveyor was • j making preparations when the owner of ' J the other fann approached aod tn qui red: , "What are you going to doriowf" j j "Find the exact line." waa the reply. ! j At this the man wheried and went off , Ihe line bad been run. The Surveyor and , The first - named farmer had j oat completed 1 the work when the other came up to - about ten feet of them aod asked: • Well, have yon got through?" E. "Yea, all through." • "And la the fence a foot on his farm?' "No; be has two fcri of youta, and it* ' fence must be moved so that yon ran | have it." The man (prang upon a stamp, faced a ! thicket about five rods away, aod veiled OUt: | i "You there — Reuben and Jamre add ■ . Samuel! " The sorUKkis made anil We art I all right: You kin sEouldcr them shot- > gnus and go hack to the aawmill, aDd if you meet the old woman coming with the pitch fork.you kin tell her tolurn hack and git up a aquar' dinner for the surveyor:" , DOES THE WORLD MISS ANT ONB7 Not long. The best and moat naclul of us will soon be forgotten. Those who , today are fillling a large plan in the , world's regard will paw away from the , at farthest, a few years after the grave has closed upon their remains. Wc are . shedding tcara alio re a new made grave. - . and wildly crying oat fe our grief that I our luas is irreparable; yet tn a alien i time the tendrils of love have entwined aronod other supports, and wc no longer miaa tho one who has gone. So passes the wosld. But there are those to whom a 1 Iom is beyond repair. There are men I from whose memory no woman'a smile can chaso recollections of the awoct face , that lias given up all its beauty at death's ' . icy touch. There are woolen whine ; plighted faiak extends beyond the grarr. j i and drive away aa profane tboso who > Arnold entice tbatn from a worship of their y 'buried lovers. Such loyalty, however, is i ' hidden from the public gate. The world ' ' sweeps on beside and around them, and raras not too look fe upon this unobtrusive grief. It carves a line and rears a . | stone over the dead, and hastens away to offer homage to tha living. ' i HOW A MOUSE UP8ET A SCHOOL. , A mouse came near breaking up a , school in tho Centre district at Waterbury, i ' Conn., a day or two since. Trotting i about on YbC floor, (he children spied him ' aad a bun of whispers called the teach- 1 er's attention. "Now, children," aaid sin- , in a kind aod motherly way, "keep very quiet, every one of yon. Don't move or ] say a word tf thy mouse comes toward , you. He ia perfectly harm less." The ] scholars were «U rery quiet and watched I Ibecaperiof the mouse brealhkMly. The teacher had scarcely finished her breve I address when mousey ran directly for ber. 1 This wai loo much, and the teacher | screamed and yelled with fright and ran as if a pack of adders were in mad pur- I suiL The whole school hereupon became uproarious and tha mouse was boss of the ! situation. The little fellow waa ao dethat be stood up 90 hia hind legs and danced a hornpipe and then akeddad- { dlwi through the doorway. HOW TWO BABIES WERE MIXED ' UP.

Two women— strangers to each otherarrived In Toronto by a late train one night recently. Each had a baby bundled in a shawl, and tbey left their liul* re- ' aponafbilltiea in the waiting room at the : depot while they looked after their beg- 1 gage- When tbey returned they took one another's baby, and .the lady from Belle- , ville drove to I'arkdale, aad the lady from the weal to the north rod of Yunge tenet. ! Ooe tof Lbe children was a boy and tlie 1 other a little girl and they were pat to 1 bed hurriedly when borne was reached. ' The surprise oflbe mothers may be imagthe next morning, when apparent!' - single night had transformed the sex of their babies. The children were not "unmixed" for two days afterwards. { A TEXAS JURY BROKE A DEAD ' LOCK. ma Pslrerai Bseordar. < A Jury in Justice Powell's Court iu this place feat week hit upoo a queer plan to arrive at a just verdict- The suit war , styled, "W. E. Bonner vs. L. B. Prater and Others." and waa for a mule, claimed j aa mortgaged property by the plaintiff. are creditably Informed that after the apache*, etc.. the Jury retired to find a verdict and it was found that tbey were , equally divided. Instead of dfeeamtof j the disputed points aod. Lying to agree, tbey seemed to forget that there waa any ' law or juteior at issue, and two of the op- J posing Jurors agreed to match dollars 10 which side should bare the male. -The dollars were marched and a verdict waa _ accordingly-rendered for the dafrfldanls. , A valentine sent by a youth In Wash- ? to a girl fe Xaaloo, Mi. recalls the , story of a nam* of note in American history. The oama of the sender of the mixaive fe Return J. Meigs, and Use wm 1 name has been in the Meigs 1 family for seraral jrraevukjos Many n years aca. fe ante-Krvohiiioaary days, « Joaatban Meigs courted a young lady ft who r. Jactod his addreawa. Meigs continued to lore the girl, and, though 100 proud and sensitive to try a second time c to win her, determined never to marry any b else, and to live and die a bachelor >: on km she of her own accord relented. After a few years the lady did relent, end sent a letter to her former suitor. * e* lbs letter, and found in It only P the two word* "Return. Jonathan." It 0 waa enough. Jonathan did return, and ' 0 mad* her bfe wife Their first child am "Return. Jenatfaan." to cum- _ metnorate the brief i«ter that saved the , <■ Meigs family from esiinctioo. aod from ° that day. to this then has been a Return 11 j J. Mriga in every pnwatioo. i * New. qouaTcumpfte'cure 4 days. ur> 1 issffiagw'i

| - SPRINO SMlLXhWhereabouts unknown: PodOdab: '%ay P ait, Where's Mra. Haflry Oifearraoot ?" * ; Sir "Pernor. Bbe fled last week and V diduY leave any ditroiona"— TV Jwtfgr. » ; Mourning at tbe White House. "Any til thing taken place trwlay?" arked Mr. r Frelingbuyarn, aa ha walked fe andclgra- • ted his boots to tbe top of the Cabinet r table. "Nothing." replied Mr. Arthur, I: without looking up front the lantatlzine [Mgea -if the Patent Offlce report. "There were lote «f friloas tbere wlei wanted to T lake one, however*" Thus doth tbe oaaia i! of innocent mirth lighten up the harren 1 waste of official life. — BoeAen Traneeript. I In Berlin the government won't allow a 0 merchant to advertise '•Closing out befew cost," unleaa he ineana It, and. if he docs advertise It, they make him atick to Iu Thai do tbe effete mnaarchiea of a crumb- ' ling age paraljxe kbe Utexit mercantile efl- " ergiea of a despairing people. Grateful. II indeed, afataild we be that feoor on bleat land a man can die sa hard aa he wants 1 for iweatr-flvrocBts a line 'or* dollar a 1 square. -Raefiajtet. J- A- P., Jtlaltouo, IU.— "Would yen ! -Pke to publish ia a ootn position t * rttirn by a hoy on a mole ?" We do not wish to encourage boyt to ( write on mules, and therefore cannot use e the manuscript. Beys should write at 1 home 00 a slate, and when on a mule ' should give all their attention to steering f the quadruped. New, If you bad anything written by a mule on a buy there I would doubtless be something original fe ' that, and we would gladi? publish it.--7V.au Siftinffe. Theatre rimes gem inleod to b* jut, but . they do wrong io selling seats in tbe ceoire of s row to gemliflnen who have ao - much busiorsa outside to attend to bet ween e seta Itls not only an IneeareofeDee to . outers, but a stupendous bore to these I gentlemen themselves, to he coaUnnally obliged to crowd pass the ladles occupy, ing the miter sett .-Boston TranueipL | A lot ol farmers who bad been listening r to a railroad land agent's praise of Arkansas Yalley soil, al last asked him, sarcastii catty. If there was anything that wouldn't , grow tjiere. "Yes." said the agent quCtkly, "pumpkios wooT." Why not?" "The toll is so rich, and the vine* grow ao fast that ' they wear out the pumpkins, dragging . them over the ground."— PVw JVa as. Conceited Britons pretend that we bare . ! not a national literature. Tbey my, too, , tlmt our author* copy from tbeira. This we have only to quote two tealeoces from a real American novel.- "She look his ' ) I laud: It was oild and clammy, like that 1 «f a sorpenb" "Hei. lb* right arm of tbe i ininiwer. and that important personage lias on eyes of bis own. bat lodks only ' through his right arm." We challenge 1 John Bull to sliow us any of bit tut bora , who emubeat this Yankee for originality artleje a' temped to uvaint Ihe steps of a ' Ihe O*no and look a limit yard of cloth , froiiS tin iairk of 1 is oust. Tlie man was ; sliding "til . when the owner of tbe huune , cattle 'wit and asked; •Did 4-r dug bide you f "He didn'i bite roe, but he ruined my ' cat." mi the reply. "My g-mt friend, excuse done dog If he didn't tilde yon. He is a ynungdog now. fell by tint by he shall take bold of aome aeeo'*-ant ml drr t*mrs right out of dcm. lie hides a oat now. bat lieahtll sann da fetter." — UnideeUjJUd. Significant Signs.— To call at a friend's abunt dinner lime and flpd him absent is a sign you will be riifetpafetolad To drop hot (baling wax on your finger Is a tigB that yoo will be angry. To meet a hdtinghorarnu the paeement that you are going to ran. To dream of being run orer by a fireit often a sign lliat yea hare bad pork chops for supper. To pick up money fe lucky. To collide with three oonaocutire fempposts and fall aver an apple stall ia a sign that yea are not a good templar. [La ralaite JouraaL] tea raratle uournsi.J

rtnets °wc'- Kessrt I Mr. Frank W ilka. North and 8th Mreete, stated, that It was not ooly highly praknl bj- his customera, bat the Bt JaoohsOtl Urns not failed to give sstirf action fe a - single ease. I'nforiunate: A lady who had beat traveling fe Italy was asked by a friend how she liked Venice. "Oh, very modi , indeed 1" was the reply: "I waa unfortutilt- enough, however, to arrive there just at lbs time of a heavy fleod. aod we hid to go about the streets In boati."— Sprtmo. .MdKeptMiem. Inconsistent: "Ulere," Mid tbe deafer, "There is a whiskey that'll suit yau. Seven years old. Tis, 'poo boner. It's what we call our 1849 whltkevJ' Fogr sampled the stuff. "A very gooi favor, he arid," but blamed If I understand your chroo- - olvgy,"— Bustoa Traneeript. ^ Well's Health Rcnewer.^ Ahaolntecore geoeratire functions. 81. at druggtsts. Prepaid by expreaa, »1.S5. 8 for »£ E S. v> XL.Lt, Jtrary Oily, N. J. Mall Bitters. —A nourishing food which deep-srslrd Coughs, Bronchisssa biiiiy. Endorsed by the bast pbysite.ns. Monopoly defloed: Class In definitions --••what fe monopoly f" -••Thai rite! eamooopoly not a asooopolyr "When it fe fe your own hands."- /iustoa Troeu. It Seems to SsUafT a family wanL and wonder how we erer go! along without Ginger Tonic. It cured Me id nervous prostration, and I hare used It ainoe for ail aorta of complaints In our family.— Mra-Jfees, Albany. Suggrarive wit; IBner (to'walldr): "Tills chop b very dry." Waller: "Perhaps, yoo better order something To drink with it."— 7V Judge. Write to Mrs. Lydfe E. Pinkhara, SM Western arenue. Lynn. Mass., for pamphlets rettl Ing to the curative properties of ber Vegetable Compound fe all frmabA voiding . Hie vulgar; Miss Aramsnts speaks of the "solemn sanaon of loaned." 8be never coold bring berst if My Lent. It ia ao painfully vulgar ! you know.-aHeslw TrooeeripL Is oar family of ten, for orer two years '• Ginger Tootc has cored head. , ache, malaria, and fe fact att other can. plaints so satisfactory that ws are ia exradical health and no expoooc far doctors or other tuedrrioes — C/raa.'m-. ^